deep fried mars bar edition
got all my christmas shopping on etsy this year
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cw3Un81nPS
reposting, get it up yiz
can fuck off if you think i'm getting swine flu
vile
might do a pump
what is your general reaction when someone says
>yes, I'm the janitor
Ritsu
*pumps*
>>52005053
thank you for your services
>>52005053
>>52005063
is shit
>>52005090
haha A REPLY
I GOT it HAHAHAHa hahaa
a reply
oh god yes
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEEEEEEEEEEEES
got throat cancer lads
it's not fun let me tell you
>>52005180
are you going to becoem a robot?
@52005120
Not even going to dignify that with a (you)
>>52005180
rip lad
Everything is great lads, don't let the spooks get you down hah hah hah.
i wet my .......britches becomign the wee weer thats my title because i love to wee wee
>>52005241
lewd
it's the great i am
im relaly not that bothered so whoever messages me just do it and i will respond in kind x
hahaha drank two thirds of a litre of whisky. Ask me anything you FANNIES.
>>52005209
rather just not be able to speak desu
>>52005220
fuck off
haxball??
lads, how would someoe go about wooing you?
included puddi so maybe someone would actually see this post
>>52005294
How have you NOT spewed T b H
what are the odds that im gonna die?
im going out for beer tonite what type of beer should i get
Also, what do you fellows think of the Glitch Mob. Pretty fucking gid if you ask me.
>>52005339
I'm Scottish. And it's good whisky.
message me if you have auqery.....and i will respind,... because thats what.. i did.....i do.......... init....INIT!!!!!!! AHAHHA WAHEYYY!!!!1 NIGER WIGER WILLY POO
>>52005353
cornish so you can unleash your inner sissy
>>52005322
Surprise me with flowers and take me to a nice dinner, I'm easy.
>>52005343
dunno, 0% probably
>>52005292
*storms your house with an M9A1-7*
>>52005368
cool
>>52005368
no, you are a girl, i need to know how to seduce manly men
>>52005364
whats your skype xx
Selling rare slags. pm me?
>>52005389
*dies fuckign dies* haha,,................
>>52005403
this mate *(fuicking flips yu off shows you my middle finger aha*(*
>>52005364
>it's another buckinghampshire is drunk thread
Come on tae fuck. This is the first drunk me thread in ages. ;_;
>>52005364
will you be my friend forever or just until tuesday?
>>52005433
so join in the fun insdtead of pouting like a moody child you... you
>>52005433
>there's another edinburgh poster
>>52005433
gho on make a post i wont itnerefere
>>52005436
forever matre we are bonjded beyond all sorts of bollocks im assumign youre that chap int he film chat if not then even MORE idk how but u kno thesethings just materialisoe by themselbves... ilove it... i really dfo
>>52005479
>>52005433
well bollock me with a rusty fork this is embarrassing who am i even talking to ortorking to.
>>52005433
>>52005479
which do I shoot?
janny left this place a long time ago
the stream just got hacked
>>52005433
*shoots you because you talk like sara*
>>52005479
I've been here since 2012, KID.
>>52005493
Block us both.
>>52005506
He shot first.
>>52005540
good lad
thoughts lads?
al;right lads if someof yu are here uin the orning please give a prayer for me because i will be so daed all tomorrow and i wil feel so bad and my friends arent here to comfort me so its just you mognrels and im a bit wary ofthat so just give me a nice mssage tomrorow mornign ok because im very sensitive and i worry a lot about myself k please help thanks
@52005562
thats a 0
>>52005549
don't even think /brit/ has been around since 2012 nevermind extra flags
>>52005322
tell them you like pudipudipudi
and
be yourself, sport
>>52005540
Rude. I can confirm I am not a commie.
>>52005513
It's my first day
>>52005596
okay
>>52005606
whos kyary is that kpp
said he was going to bed little lying fukin rummin
>>52005322
talk to me for a reasonable length of time
>>52005562
>I like my men...
really quite concerned i will feel awful in the morning and not want to move so those of you with hearts in your blackened little chest cavities bplease spare a thought for little old me in maybe 6-7 hours when i wake and am in torment
italyp lease help yourea level headed lad help meeee wee wwooo wiiwa
>>52005592
Either way, we can still be friends, right?
>>52005361
Yeah they're pretty top-notch lad, just wish there was some more variation in Love Death Immortality to be quite honest family
>>52005634
wot a weasel
>>52005645
ripip Buckinghampshire femanon
>>52005647
me on the right
Feeling lonely /brit/
If I didn't spend all my money I would actually consider ordering an escort.
I've reached a new low.
>>52005675
I want to hug you and comfort you and tell you it;s going to be okay x
going to bed
night lads
don't use the extra flags gimmick but why do you think this drunk "buckinghamshire" is a girl?
really doubt that personally
>tfw my gf always wants to stay in, eat takeaway and play video games
can't be doin with her 2bh
>>52005664
tbf I've yet to download it yet. Their first album is GOAT though.
slags 2bh
>>52005743
>GF
>tfw my dad has become a lonely old man and started ranting bitterly every time we meet
How the fuck do you deal with this lads?
anyone else hold in their poos ?
feels good tee bee aych
>>52005709
Night senpai. I'm your neighbour.
>>52005729
you have no right to speak of such matters
>>52005706
Thank you Anon
>>52005729
because it doesnt behave like the typical and very common mental disabilitation pretending to be a girl on 4chan
lifes a bit shit desu lads
>tfw no smirking gf
fuck me lads
i uploaded a piccy of a willy ejaculating caramel looking cum on my facebook and some butthurt normie reported it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzn0uBGEj1c
Looks like a WILLY!!!!!!!!!!! Haha
>>52005810
Shes got no arse or tits though
omfw A Dream Within A Dream holy shit what a tune.
>>52005833
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
stomach has clamed
think i will sleep soundly but wake up early lads.... please be there for me when i wake up
i fear for myself because ive made a fo ol of myself but i havent messaged the main one yet ahah goingto do that now im ajn idiot but i do sort of luv her in asort of kind of way not really but know i really do like her a lot
>>52005833
incorrect. Regardless, though, she's cute as fuck
>You don’t bat 1.000 unless you’re literally a genius like me ;-)
>Lollllll I'm jealous of your genius skills
Does this mean she wants me lads?
looks proper fit and that in this one ennit
whats a good time to go to bed on a friday lads
>>52005872
Just message her senpai. She'll understand.
is asda open at 2am?
>>52005953
yeah mate go get yourself some great deals innit
>>52005953
yes
helpful video desu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=whsfHkLXQeQ&o=&oref
>>52005949
6 IN THE MORNING
>>52005886
>Does this mean she wants me lads?
Not really, no.
vintage choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD4mQywdFgE
>>52005949
At real nigga hours lad.
>>52006019
how can you get this wrong
t. virgin
stream just got hacked
>>52006048
Does it mean she doesn't want me? As you probably can tell I'm pretty confused by all this.
can't find my lighter, it's literally vanished, what the fuck?
>>52006088
Would like everyone to pay me this Twitch money I've heard so much about now please
>>52006054
let us know when we hit real nigga hours then mate?
DONE A delegeation to all my friends and im elated that they all still wnat to be friends with me im great and amazing and i want to suck a willy in a friendly way
Night lads
>>52006113
as someone who's got throat cancer and doesn't even smoke;
let it stay lost senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6KD7bjZP7c
>>52006089
I mean it doesn't mean she necessarily wants you, but it's always worth a shot. Ask what her interests are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ
filthy frank vids are comfy
>>52006089
We are all confused by your post. Is it even English?
>>52006115
just give us your bank account details and dort code, lad.
>>52006113
Kill yourself smoker
Oh wait your cancerstick is already doing that ahahaha cunt
alright lads.... time for me to go to sleep... i miss and love you alll...... but i love my irl frieds fmore....thats the truth of it... init
>>52006195
Insulted but nighty night
>>52006195
nighty night x
>>52006137
BAE PLS
>>52006195
>my irl frieds
fuck off turbo normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dY4nTuIQdM
His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God
Are you one of them?
>>52006195
rude but n'night
>>52006150
Gonna turn in myself I think.
Night lads
>>52006153
>>52006191
But I have a 420blazeit already rolled, I still couldn't find it, it's a genuine mystery. I did find 2 old shitty lighters and I can combine their powers to produce a flame, all is not lost yet
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
>>52006113
my lighter literally exploded in my face about an hour ago and set my hair on fire lad
don't bother looking
He dressed up like a clown for them
With his face paint white and red
And on his best behavior
In a dark room on the bed he kissed them all
He'd kill ten thousand people
With a sleight of his hand
Running far, running fast to the dead
He took off all their clothes for them
He put a cloth on their lips
Quiet hands, quiet kiss
On the mouth
And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid
>Gonna turn in myself I think
>>52006265
THIS
>>52006255
no
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
no
I'm the only person left in the building. What should I do?
>>52006302
wank
>>52006302
have a cheeky wank
are you working a night shift or something?
im saucin, im saucin, on you
im swaggin, im swaggin, on you
>tfw no qt housewife
Who /nigger/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws0Ju0BX6h8
>>52006366
2 > 1
who here thinks they will make it to 30
wish there was a female version of /brit/ where we could do meme raids and engage in banter/sex with
MORE
IMPACT
having a bit of a feel here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWI4e5YZB8
This African guy I know always knows the toilet attendant in clubs lol
>>52006307
They've got security cameras. And I really don't want to browse porn on the university's network.
>>52006319
I have an assignment due Sunday and I haven't even started it yet.
>>52006366
1 looks part wog.
>>52006398
/cgl/
>>52006393
i do
in fact i think ill thrive more and more socially, emotionally, financially, and spiritually the older i get
What if I don't ever get a gf lads
>>52006410
>tfw I always straight up just take the perfume and use it while the black lad is distracted
haha what am i like
>>52006398
would be nice
too bad the girl version of 4chan is pintrest and its hard to have good banter on there
>>52006398
lolcow.farm
>>52006471
If you can't accept the fact that you're going to die alone, you may as well kill yourself.
>>52006492
What is pintrest
>>52006519
Some god-awful "design" website that basic girls go on to make mundane tasks harder
>>52006398
>doing a finger desu girls
i'll be packin up packin up packin up packin up
oh staying up so my friend doesnt kill herlsef
the fucking cunt
idiot
>>52006398
>>52006588
>not doing a poo because girls dont do poos haha
>scotland
>>52006496
/pt/res/213175.html
new thread
lets get laid tonight
>>52006601
fucking selfish bitch
>>52006601
>herlsef
FONT
>>52006624
if i wereall that id be asleep now instead of helping my friend desu im just a very tired taaa
>i get tired
>>52006398
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btZZOVvVY8c
Stacey Dooley is so thick
lolcow.farm
lolcow.farm
lolcow.farm
NEW THREAD
mosquito keeps biting me think its safe to say ive pulled
Doing a sad.
reply to this post with a funny meme for a chance to win a special prize :D
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS PREPARE TO EMBRACE
CAUSE I'M CUTTIN'
(CUTTIN' CUTTIN' CUTTIN' CUTTIN')
CAUSE I'M CUTTIN' YOUR BRAKES
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DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM BWOO
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
BRROOOOOWWWWWWWW
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DR DR DR DR DRRM OOWOB
DR DR DR DR DRRM BWOO
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BRROOOOOWWWWWWWW
>>52006743
/pt/res/213175.html
/pt/res/213175.html
so much clunge in here like you wouldnt believe lads
>>52006781
my life
Why are there so many brits here? Usually the aussies and yanks are holding up the fort by this time of the night.
>>52006781
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52006781
>>52006797
never understood this meme. who is lucy? why does mum care about lucy?
>>52006794
friday night, autism general desu
Just realised something tonight, lads.
I don't know what to do when a girl looks at me and smiles in a pub.
What do I do when I'm in a pub and a girl looks at me and smiles at me lads?
my pits smell of cocaine
>>52006794
Its Friday
>ywn cuddle her
>>52006797
i feel like this will be framed in an art gallery in a few generations
>>52006844
I usually assume they're taking the piss and ignore them.
>>52006825
Lucy is a girl in his class he asked out and he told his mum
>>52006844
put peen in wagin
>>52006794
lot of depressed brits with nothing better to do or who are procrastinating on assignments
for example this lad is up doing cocaine >>52006851 right now
Murderer, robber. psychopathic, schizophrenic
Murderer, robber. psychopathic, schizophrenic
>sleep around 11:30PM
>wake up at 11:30AM
>go to sleep at 1:00PM
>wake up at 9:30PM
What the hell
Why is "random black guy screaming meaningless colloquialisms over a poorly edited video" the new form of humor? The worst are the ones where a guy does nothing but laugh while the video "roasts" people with pictures
lads, been going out with this girl a couple of months. shes never been anything but really nice to me, but she is really nice to her friends as well. Then when she is with me, she viciously bitches about them, calling them sluts and retards, talking about how disgusting their hair is, just generally being nasty for what seems like no reason. it got me thinking that she probably talks about me like this too when I'm not around, or maybe she doesn't but either way, I don't think it's very nice. Do you think this is cause enough to break up with her?
*injects heroin*
Am I Scottish now?
Why didn't you make a general on kc or 2ch or something not that dead board
Just realised how lewd the ads are on this site. Usually I've got adblocker so I never see them.
>>52006844
if a girl gives you a genuine look and a smile it means shes ok with you bantering with her a bit. if shes got good eye contact, a happy look in her eyes, and a nice smile on, then 80% of the work is already done.
if she kind of smiles because she caught you looking at her but its like a half smile like she trying to be nice then you probably shouldn't make a point to talk to her. closed body langauge means "leave me alone at the moment tbqh family"
>>52006928
girls are inherently psychopathic lad
http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/scots.php
been watching random Trump speeches, they are thoroughly entertaining
Off to do a dream now, goodnight x
>>52006393
future is looking pretty fucking bright 2bh
>>52006944
made it because i thought it was a girl version of 4chan and i wanted us to get gfs
didnt work though
>>52006976
i love trump desu
lads
real men should never bite their tongue unless they're eating pussy that smell like it's a stale plum
>>52006920
NIGGAS BE LIKE
>>52006938
do you drink buckfast and carry a knife?
>>52006928
sounds about right lad
>>52006986
how so
>>52006998
synchtube
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>>52006879
oh
Coffee tastes disgusting desu, don't see how anyone can drink it.
things are getting too physical with this mosquito too fast; this is too heavy and im not comfortable with it, think i need to take a break from the relationship and take some time to think things out
>>52006998
Link?
Alri lads add me on msn
[email protected]
Borderline personality disorder is a mental health disorder that impacts the way you think and feel about yourself and others, causing problems functioning in everyday life. It includes a pattern of unstable intense relationships, distorted self-image, extreme emotions and impulsiveness.
With borderline personality disorder, you have an intense fear of abandonment or instability, and you may have difficulty tolerating being alone. Yet inappropriate anger, impulsiveness and frequent mood swings may push others away, even though you want to have loving and lasting relationships.
>>52007032
>mosquitoes
third world
>>52007021
can't really sink much lower lmao
>>52007031
by getting used to it, my driving instructor would get me coffee with chocolate milk in it
>>52007039
>tfw you changed your msn name to a song lyric you liked when you were in secondary school
>facebook wasn't even a thing
ah these 26 year old feels...
>>52007006
fuck off andre 3000
>>52007031
tastes nice 2bh
I wonder why we dream, lads
>iSSSlam
>mOOslim
fuck off
>>52006998
Is it him?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-35072941
>A man has been arrested following an incident at a mosque in Dundee.
>It was reported that property had been damaged during Friday prayers at the Taj Dar-e-Madina Mosque in Victoria Road. The man was also said to have shouted racist comments.
>gangsterboi
>>52007070
It's Kendrick you dip
>>52007036
chat.lolcow /r/hikki
was reading this magazine while i was doing a poo and the second article in it was about this kid that went to my school and caught the same bus as me who is some surfing prodigy
feels cool that i know a celebrity desu
ive helped my friends though triabults and atirbuations desu,..............im very oorioud of myself... nad inow i will do a sleep.... ok,...great....i love it.... i LOVE it!!
>>52007031
some coffee is much better than others. its very easy to fuck up a batch of coffee and most people and restaurants make it very lazily. ive even eaten at decent restaurants that had great food but shit coffee, never been to any coffee shops though so i cant speak about their quality.
and its a bit of an acquired taste but that could just be the mild caffeine addiction talking
fuck
>>52007096
based scotland
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c
It's my birthday today lads, I'm 22
Another year closer to death
>>52007066
>that notification when your crush logs in
>>52007132
lad at my school recently died in Syria fighting for ISIS
>>52007160
happy birthday m8
>>52007160
what if by the time we're in our 70s they find a way to keep us alive for much longer than we'd expect to live?
what if... what if you're another year closer to immortality?
>>52007109
Got kicked for saying alri
Cunts
Anyone want to do my work for me? I can't be fucked to do it myself.
>>52007160
Happy birthday lad
Mine was 2 days ago and nobody in my family remembered
House got egged tonight by some chav kids, was near the door and manged to see them. Called out for them and they scattered. Tried to give chase but legs felt like logs and adrenaline pumped me out of breath as soon as I tried to run. Managed a few lengths, need to get fit again
>>52007167
>open convo window
>sit there for 15 minutes typing and then deleting what you typed before finally just going with "hi"
>>52007175
o-oh
>>52007175
thats pretty gangster
>>52007241
yeah they held a memorial assembly for him
>>52007132
Ellen Page went to the same school as me, was several years ahead though
>>52007182
ta cara(?)lad
have an aurora
>>52007202
then i'm another year closer to the helium tank :^)
>>52007228
happy birthday m8
>>52007285
did u know she was a dyke back then?
>>52007160
Happy birthday, do something productive today
