Tali Edition
>>52014604
God save the queen
kyary
>>52014604
Are you having chrimbo in Thailand?
What are we listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SweXhOQPMdM
>>52014620
Yeah, visiting next summer.
>>52014581
stop posting this fucking spooky alien please
starting to proper piss me off tbhwy
>>52014618
Best Peep Show waifu tbqh
>>52014623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcz-XR3HTMk
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw you don't know who you fucking with?
Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold Letterman last kings killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
I got ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl you know what it is
>>52014618
crickey
>>52014623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELw7cOdAkDw
this fat fuck kills me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQfoZNE_u10
>>52014634
Is it even Christmassy? Aren't they all Buddhist?
absolutely fiending for a nice plump chubby girl to bounce up and down on my cock while I rub her belly from behind
>>52014699
>Is it even Christmassy?
a bit, they put up decorations in chain franchises, shopping centres etc.
>Aren't they all Buddhist?
yeah
>>52014643
Pipe down, bosh'tet
>>52014696
YOU SMART. YOU IMPORTANT. MATTA FACT YOU A GENIUS.
>i moved to thailand so people would notice me on /int/ more
>>52014719
So just to sell shit then?
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
islam does not mean "peace" it means "submission"
>>52014771
Yeah, I'd imagine so.. It's not even a day off for most people.
alri lads
i just remembered when i played mass effect, tali wouldn't speak to me at all because i think i shagged miranda
and miranda would always tell me "we'll do it later"
i wanted to fuck her bad desu
>>52014771
NZ's like that too
Alright so
-Mummy was awake
-Asks me how much I drank, meanwhile a 4 empty bottles of beer and a empty bottle of rum sit on my desk, try to convince her not that much
-Informs me I could've died (sort of realised this but hadn't really sunk in until she said that)
-I will need a new mattress
-I will be sleeping on the floor most likely until said mattress is acquired
>>52014816
poor little sweeting
>>52014816
what a fucking spastic
>>52014805
Yeah but we actually do Christmas things here
>>52014816
>I will need a new mattress
What did you do, you silly bugger?
>>52014816
Did you piss the bed?
>Go out at and enjoy myself since I live in one of the most exciting cities on the planet as an expat? Heh, no m'lady, I'd much rather stay in and /brit/post
>>52014846
a big sick all over it
threw away my duvet cover and mattress cover too
she was not one little bit happy
>>52014816
You're the faggot worrying about puke? Jesus christ. Here was me thinking there was some decent reason behind you needing to clean your room.
>>52014857
you absolute spastic
Did you not think to get a bucket before binge drinking
>>52014851
>I would be out 24/7
lol
>K-pop band detained at Los Angeles airport on suspicion of being sex workers, agency says
kpop 2bh lads
rainy today lads
still in bed proper cosy desu
>I wipe my ass back to front rather than front to back after a poo.
>>52014857
>a big sick all over it
Invest in a Beginner's Guide to Alcoholism lad
>>52014867
What?
I think puke is a appropriate reason to clean my bedding
are you northern?
>>52014879
toilet is 5 metres away, was sick whilst asleep I think
>>52014793
>not being monogamous with Tali
Keelah se'lai lad......
be quiet please lads
im quite tired
having a look
(at the pizza menu)
>>52014816
haha madman
>blaming a woman for encouraging rape is "victim blaming"
>blaming the west for islamic terrorism is totally legitimate
>>52014902
That's not the point I'm making. I thought you were ill or at the very least some poor fuck living alone.
>>52014895
how do you wipe back to front
I just thought it through and it really doesn't work, does it?
>>52014906
i haven't slept all night
really ill atm and my gf won't get my flu shit until she's finished at work this evening
>>52014851
Being a white man is asia is shit. you can't walk down the street without being harassed and molested by scammers.
It's almost 8:30. Everyone's going to start coming in and I'm going to lose the peace and quiet that I've had for the last 8 hours.
>>52014910
at 9:30 in the morning?
youre off your rocker
>>52014902
>are you northern?
dont
Anyone going to a match today?
>>52014923
whats the difference?
I do all my washing myself, mum just injected herself into my live when she saw me carrying sick covered bedding down the stairs
>tfw you will never have a qt Quarian gf who trusts and loves you so much she'll risk getting sick by taking off her environment suit to shag you
>>52014926
FOAM
>>52014925
I wipe back to front towards the balls
>elderly parents run a airBnB room for a bit of spare cash
>yank couple staying
>theyre utter rude cunts
exterminate all yanks lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyS3CoYlOGw
good song for hungover waking up
>>52014925
just
do it
>>52014783
Alri lad?
lamo they literally are all from blackpool
ssshhhh please everybody
keep it down
>>52014963
wouldn't you have to reach between your legs?
>>52014958
????????
Thinking about everyone else sleeping comfortably and me sitting in my freezing room on 2 hours sleep and still a little drunk
fucks sake
>>52014936
where did you go?
>>52014985
Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZZ-3p3DDV8
Pretty damn good tune
>>52014957
>Quarian
I'm sure you mean Korean. That word also sounds similar to Quran.
>>52014993
FOUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqaxe5o2Apo
choon
>>52014997
China
Windows is scheduled to update
What do you think it'll be this time?
>>52015004
im not in the mood lad
keep it down ffs would you? is that so hard?
doing a browse of unilad and all the cunts in the comment section are mad the page is making fun of donald trump
>>52014936
In Vietnam they just try and sell food
For a bunch of Commies they're quite nice people
>>52015026
If you're not in the mood, then fuck off.
>>52014965
>allowing yanks into your home
>expecting things to go well
I bet they're trampling around in there with their shoes on, smelling everything up with their deep fat fryer, shuffling their fat bodies around and making a racket. Putting up with yank animals for a few measly quid, baka...
Hope they learned their lesson.
>>52015030
i'll kill you if you ever post here again
>>52015030
>CANADIANS
>UNILAD
REEEEEE when did your country get infected? That page is literally cancer.
choon la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFnN0q05_B4
>>52015030
unilad is 99% /brit/s
>>52015019
It's not bad here at all, the most you get really is tuktuks trying to take you to clubs and brothels. Speaking the language is an instant dismissal too.
Time to quit alcohol
A life changing experience this
Fucking Mussos
hi can i post here
what anime should i watch lads
>>52015100
No, fuck off
>>52015036
calm down, ADHD
>>52015039
thanks for the reply lad but i was really hoping you would insult yanks instead of my parents
cheers anyway,
>>52015093
haha we'll see
>>52015048
people share the ebin memes
some guy just now shared a video of some kid falling down and his brother doing the laugh cue on the drums
>>52015073
probs
>>52015091
delete this
>unilad
>ladbible
>>52015100
Only if vegemite can eat the Jam Sandwedge
doing a go
>>52015109
*does excessive drugs to make up*
fucking 1-3 heartstone arena run
shit fucking luck based rng draft giving me shit
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
might do a wank desu
>>52015121
Positrons
dilemma:
should i
1. Get dominos or pizza hut and pay by card online
2. Get good pizza but have pay with cash. I have to give the cunt driver like 4 mounds of silver coins cause i only got a $20 note on me atm.
don't want his fanny pack to be too full when he's walking out of my driveway.
>>52015125
fukin degen cun
>>52015144
they carry change you nong
fuck off
SHURRUP LEANNE
Watching a film
>>52015144
don't you have anything like just eat over there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGisEfw1dE0
jew teaches you how to eat on $3 a day
>>52015144
Just get the good pizza. I worked for them as a driver and the bum bag kinda pushes on yer dick and its a good feeling when its full. You'd be sending a horned up teenager on their P's back to work and they'd probs crash while trying to jerk it on the way back. Make for a+ news headline.
>>52015166
poor guy
same at unis everywhere tho
SORT YER 'ED OWT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZLk3CX86JM
omo
>>52015228
'kin hell what a slag
shite
Going to do a wee, can someone make sure no-one nicks my stuff?
phone is at 100% lads
>can't seem to fix soft bricked tablet
feel like doing a Mark, bit annoying
>>52015268
well done
no seriously, really well done
Is it wrong to have tinder on your phone if you're in a relationship?
https://youtu.be/Y7OaM6r8DvM?t=8m10s
>>52015285
have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>52015328
FOAL
>>52015328
>wahh is it wrong to do x harmless thing in a relationship
fuck off bender
>>52015328
Are you actively searching for matches? I think it depends on the girl.. but imho if you're actively searching and talking to matches IT'S CHEATING.
>>52015349
was there any need for that?
>>52015107
>>52015137
why not
>>52015351
fuk of
>>52015363
yes
>>52015369
Could you do that thing that you did earlier where you pretended to ignore Hertfordshire? Thanks love xxx
>>52015340
yeah, don't suppose anyone knows anything about flashing a ROM from fastboot here..?
>>52015387
>Thanks love xxx
youre gonna make him blush
>>52015381
>>52015381
>>52015381
just posted a very interesting thread, would appreciate some feedback
>>52015372
i think you need to lay off the booze pal
going to your head innit
>>52015403
wear a trenchcoat
>>52015403
Using ODIN?
>>52015403
>haha look at me i'm so technically capable. NOOBS THE LOT OF YOU
i hope you realise this is how you sound you fucking twat
been watching jeremy kyle for two hours now, its actually proper quality
>>52015387
genuinely dont know what posts youre on about
@@52015433
annyeong~
>>52015418
Nah, It's not a Samsung, some cheap Acer thing, I'm using the android SDK platform tools.
>>52015431
I'm literally asking for help.
>>52015444
absolute shite
aussies out desu
>>52015433
fuck off
>One of my part time staff is doing a postgrad in law.
>She's Nigerian, speaks broken English and is thick as shit
>She can't even grasp basic concepts
How the fuck does this happen lads? Either this is affirmative action or it's literal proof that university educations are meaningless.
>>52015449
>I'm using the android SDK platform tools
On your own on that one buddy
>>52015456
stop this
>>52015466
the latter
doing a room change around
>>52015461
>2 black guys and a white girl
haha
>>52015478
Staying with samsung after this, ODIN is goat.
>>52015466
Maybe she' doing it intentionally so you underestimate her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUaIDK7uQNM
Is it wrong to watch porn if you are in a relationship?
Thoughts /brit/?
>>52015444
>>52015461
>>52015466
>>52015478
>>52015491
>>52015497
>>52015504
your queen is a whore
>>52015457
>i think poms should stay in /brit/
>i think yanks should stay in /brit/
>i think canadians should stay in /brit/
>>52015478
simply the worst
>>52015496
Are you able to access the recovery boot-up area?
>>52015510
quite a large photograph there
>>52015505
>>52015519
nigger loving, tea guzzling protestant scumbag
eating tea and drinking toast
>>52015545
protestant scum
i quite like the aussies and kiwis
don't like those canadians v. much though
>>52015545
its a start at least
>>52015538
This is why you gotta go
>>52015505
..No desu
>>52015519
Yeah, recovery and droidboot, I'm flashing within droidboot. It seems to go smoothly but the device outputs 'cannot remove /cache/fastboot.tmp'
even after I've wiped the cache and done a factory reset.
see how easy it is to talk to gorgeous women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtojTO1b70
>>52015562
kiwi is a derogatory term
>>52015562
>>52015579
go eat crumpets or something
>>52015564
nigger loving protestant detected
Morning L A D S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am0YPdav8Qg
>>52014991
but how do u reach behind yer arse without hitting front of thunderbox with yer dick?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35071156/k-pop-group-oh-my-girl-detained-at-la-airport-on-suspicion-of-being-sex-workers
Kpop lads 2bh
>>52015587
You put a fern on your flag and that's what you get, kiwi
in regards to post number 52015562:
alri lad
>>52015567
why did you change the font to green
im a student but dumb as shit and that is why i post on /brit/
>>52015562
good lad
>>52015562
YANKS IN
>>52015591
You're just taking the piss right now though
>>52015592
>>52015601
>>52015604
i'm catholic
fight me
>>52015604
bigot
>>52015618
>>52015611
Makes him look like a real hacker innit
>>52015611
>>52015567
this confirms what i've been saying. The nonce thinks he's the second coming of julian assange or a matrix tier fedora gentleman
>>52015611
it just looks sharp on a black background.
So are the Tories going to do something now that a petition to stop immigration officially has more signatures than one to let in more?
>>52015629
Post address you papist C U N T
I'll come deck you in the name of the Anglican church
>>52015642
Julian is a sex offender as well, isn't he?
>>52015649
They will balance them out and do nothing.
im half irish and a catholic and that is why i post on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_0EUZxMe3Y
>>52015649
They already responded, and said np. More signatures now are irrelevant
>>52015642
You're making these leaps, if you think flashing a rom is with a green font 'ub3r haxx0r shit' then wow
>I'm a Papist
>>52015667
But "doing nothing" is still letting in record amounts of shitskins. Why do the lefties still get to win?
>>52015433
hello
>tfw qt girl I know posts Irish nationalist shit on FB
jesus christ.
having a go lads
>I believe in Papal infallibility
got fuck all in foodwise but not worth buying owt innit
might get a pizza and that
>>52015683
How can they say no when they've said yes to petitions with much smaller numbers of signatures?
I thought we lived in a democratic country?
Wish I was at home so I could access my fedora folder. I've just thought of the perfect fedorapost.
>>52015686
>tfw tried to flash a rom once and it didn't work
>PC remained semi-broken for 2 years until I binned it
LMAO
Also on a scale of 1-10 how much to you regret making humorous comments that implied you were a nonce?
>Yorkshire fedora anon is back
>>52015723
>Also on a scale of 1-10 how much to you regret making humorous comments that implied you were a nonce?
what?
>I believe in apostolic succession
Back from my run senpaitachi
>"The name of this building is racist, change it"
So glad this shit doesn't happen over here and only in Yank town.
>>52015733
everyone calls you a nonce because of some joke you made ages ago, no?
Or are you actually a nonce or something?
>>52015738
did you do it for Emi
>tfw no legged emi gf
>Yorkshire fedora anon is back
having a go
>>52015687
>>52015708
>>52015735
bare tekkers
>>52015738
nonce scrunt
>>52015749
Why are you just making things up?
>>52015738
Jealous 2bh
I need to start running and keep at it until I don't hate it 2bh
>>52015761
>Christian deist
having a look
>>52015738
>Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:08:37 No.52015738 ▶>>52015753 >>52015761 >>52015783
>File: 1408865113990.jpg (36 KB, 282x264)
>Back from my run senpaitachi
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:08:58 No.52015743 ▶
>File: 1407380143272.jpg (46 KB, 533x477)
>>"The name of this building is racist, change it"
>So glad this shit doesn't happen over here and only in Yank town.
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:08 No.52015749 ▶>>52015764
>>>52015733
>everyone calls you a nonce because of some joke you made ages ago, no?
>Or are you actually a nonce or something?
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:19 No.52015753 ▶
>>>52015738
>did you do it for Emi
>>tfw no legged emi gf
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:27 No.52015757 ▶
>File: 1449802976752.jpg (86 KB, 540x720)
>>Yorkshire fedora anon is back
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:29 No.52015759 ▶
>having a go
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:30 No.52015761 ▶>>52015783
>>>52015687
>>>52015708
>>>52015735
>bare tekkers
>>>52015738
>nonce scrunt
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:09:43 No.52015764 ▶
>>>52015749
>Why are you just making things up?
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:10:18 No.52015783 ▶
>>>52015738
>Jealous 2bh
>I need to start running and keep at it until I don't hate it 2bh
>>>52015761
>>Christian deist
>>>
> Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:11:11 No.52015800 ▶
>having a look
>i consider myself a Defender of Noncery
Saw a trap that was well fit on the bus today lads, she even got off at the same stop as me so I got to watch her long legs and tight ass in leggings walking in front of me for about 50 metres.
goddamn I wanna suck girlcock so bad tbqh
>I'm Swedish
i hate niggers and think they should all be killed
>>52015817
how did you know they were a trap
>>52015817
How did you know it was a trap?
>>52015817
fucking disgusting off yourself 2bh
Entertaining the idea of a sleep
>>52015833
on the couch?
>girlcock
>girl
>cock
>>52015833
go to sleep permanently
>>52015827
Interesting post
>>52015817
bit gay
>>52015849
he sleeps on the floor
>>52015829
>>52015830
still got that slightly shemale aesthetic going on with a strong jaw
[spoiler]n-n-no homo[/spoiler]
>>52015849
wherever it may be
>>52015854
wew
>>52015853
girlcoq= clit
remember the good old days when if someone was transgender we'd beat them up?
>>52015830
i hate your ethnicity
and i hope you die a brutal death
doing sequential wanks
>>52015880
Still happens here. Dunno about Australia.
having a listen
So I'm a HUGE FOOTIE FAN
Like SUPER FUCKING PASSIONATE
I'm also a HUGE 4CHAN FAN AS WELL
So I made us some 4chan related footie chants!!
Here's the first one;
AND IT'S BRIIIIIIIIIIIIT THREAD
BRIIIIIIIIIIT THREAD ON I.N.T!
WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST THREAD THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
>you're just now finished with a night out
>you're hungry and still a little drunk
what are you getting pham?
>>52015891
you've been going since 5
>>52015827
go easy lad some of them might be reading
>>52015880
Do another cronulla
>>52015908
>Anonymous 12/12/15(Sat)10:16:43 No.52015908 ▶
>File: 1449735045057.gif (404 KB, 342x342)
>So I'm a HUGE FOOTIE FAN
>Like SUPER FUCKING PASSIONATE
>I'm also a HUGE 4CHAN FAN AS WELL
>So I made us some 4chan related footie chants!!
>Here's the first one;
>AND IT'S BRIIIIIIIIIIIIT THREAD
>BRIIIIIIIIIIT THREAD ON I.N.T!
>WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST THREAD THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
>i hate your ethnicity
>and i hope you die a brutal death
having a wank for breakfast
>>52015863
they could just be manly looking
>>52015910
some cyanide
>>52015908
good post
