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fun with flags edition
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1st for /brit/
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>>51965364

#rekt
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>>51965363
rude
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>southerners think northerners don't constantly have ice snow
I'd give any amount of money for them to have one winter like we do, even with all the equipment we have.

They could make a TV show about it I bet
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Which one would you /cum/?
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>>51965301
speaking of double starching, I heard people in mexico city eat tamales in bolillos
is this true? is such barbarism possible?
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I have a meeting with my prof later this morning but I can't sleep
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>>51965337
sounds cool, it's on my list
>>51965341
fd? Same, I don't even know where to start, there's so many cars I like
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>>51965363
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>>51965366
i would also fill them with ketchup and chicken

>>51965359
even i can commit mistakes
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>>51965386
I'm telling you this as someone that's lived in both areas and have family from both areas: they are literally not the same type of snow. I don't care how icy you think you have it.
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>>51965407
stay up
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>>51965427
That's the plan, waiting for the convenience store to open so I can buy smokes
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That chick is a huge Israelboo
pretty funny actually
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>>51965351
Aww, that's sweet of her. Hips too large?
>>51965366
Spaghetti burritos are actually pretty great.
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>>51965420
>i'm the only person who has lived in both areas

You're right because the north has the type of snow that stays for months, yet it melts during the day and freezes at night so there are huge layers of ice on top of snow on top of ice that never go away.

The south has november snow at the worst
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my fucking internet has been shitting itself for the last hour
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>>51965420
Agreed. Though, it can still be a pain in those intermediate states dividing the North and South if you're driving.
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>>51965437
Only muslims and hippies dislike Israel.
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>>51965335
There is no light.
Only darkness.

Also that was pretty good, I guess.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/11/us/politics/to-democrats-donald-trump-is-no-longer-a-laughing-matter.html?_r=0
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>>51965509
And people who have heard of the USS Liberty when Israel literally attacked us for not helping them enough
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>>51965408
Cars can be cool, but never 4get they can be expensive and owning one is a pretty big responsibility. Whatever you get be sure to give it lots of love
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>>51965509
she is vegan and cries about how mean and anti-semetic people who dislike Israel are.
She probably also jokes about Christians and shit behind the cameras
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>>51965440

yeah, apparently she's a lot skinnier than she looks, or it's just a small skirt. I can fit in her jeans tho so idk
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>>51965347
We get a lot of snow around the great lakes because of the lake effect, but it isn't always the fluffy snow you're thinking of. I was thinking more of latitude and elevation.

>>51965408
You can always find a busted up miata for cheap. There's no dearth of miata parts in junkyards.
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>>51965437
Shit I always wondered why her character was so insufferable and fugly
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>>51965537
Disliking Israel is anti-semetic.
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>>51965520
Isn't that a quote? A reworded quote?
>>51965534
Cars are great.
You just got to treat them right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE&feature=youtu.be
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>>51965489
http://www.nytimes.com/1993/10/13/world/israel-sells-arms-to-china-us-says.html
I'm pro US, not muslim and would still get mad if Israel did this y'know
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>>51965580
china is an ally of the USA, why would they get mad about that?
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>>51965419
>i would also fill them with ketchup and chicken
Not even marinara? Just ketchup?
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>>51965570
Nah I don't think so T B H
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>>51965542
you havent gotten fat, have you??
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>>51965542
Tailoring a skirt should be relatively simple.
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>>51965402
yes
it's a chilango thing aanyways
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>>51965542
>being overweight

>>>/out/
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>>51965601
Trade partners*
PRC and US Govt are like that couple that hate each other but forced to cooperate to sustain their current economical growth
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>>51965612
We need to put him on a diet.
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>>51965634
>tfw dangerously close to being underweight
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>>51965606
We deserve a state! The fucking Muslims have loads.
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>>51965636
I mean the US has helped china since WW2, I don't know why you think we wouldn't be allies entirely.

The only thing they compete with us is economically and everybody on the planet already knows they have a very serious economic bubble that could pop at any time.
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>>51965612

probably, but there was no chance I could fit in it :( She probably did it on purpose, knowing it was small just to tease me. It's probably a 28" waist and I haven't been that small since middle school

>>51965616

I dunno anything about sewing!
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>>51965520
>I guess.
This is how it begins. I'll make sure to recommend more later on.
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>>51965542
Don't worry about it. Just get a new skirt if you really want to wear one.

Although, kinda curious, do you wear skirts out in public?
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>>51965657
you deserve a state yes, but that doesn't mean you have to support Israel, a state created on manipulation, terrorism (see Irgun), betrayal and backstabbing, and above all, ethnic cleansing
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>>51965605
yeah, what about it nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sScd15eyoUU
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>>51965616
You can't tailor something to be larger.
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>>51965693

I already have other ones, but I wanted to wear hers! :(

and I have, but not very often. I'm too tall
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>>51965658
They're not military allies to begin with nor have any basic treaties like extradition one, it doesn't matter here though, ally or not NATO doesn't receive any high tech tech US builds, this is to avoid losing influence, that cooling system wasn't even conventional technology it was classified, selling it to a rival is an offense

And oh China warned US for a war many many times over that south china sea thing AND the taiwan strait bullshit, it's hard for me to think some people consider them allies
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>>51965311
But if you want a gf, and you know that being that kind of person wouldn't get young gf, maybe that isn't the kind of person you want to be? In addtition I don't really get why being alone makes you self reliant. Being self reliant means taking care of yourself, which you aren't if you're shutting yourself up inside.
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>>51965761
Guessing you're pretty close.
How tall is too tall?
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>>51965762
>they aren't allies because china was rightfully weary about the US trying to set up bases all around their country.
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>>51965694
Name a state that wasn't built on bloodshed.
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*walks laudly in his calfskin boots* *sits down* *lights camel cig*
im gonna read some poems for you
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I once saw a picture that suggested moving Israel to America and making it a state. Would the Jews ITT support that idea?
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>>51965660
>28"

>>51965654
looks like it!
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>>51965687
I won't object.
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>>51965799
*get you a
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>>51965799
>and you know that being that kind of person wouldn't get young gf, maybe that isn't the kind of person you want to be?

You told me to be what I want to be, I told you what I want to be and now you're telling me to be what you think I should be. Do you not understand the loop? Wanting to be a self-dependant person and changing yourself to meet other people are about as far from each other as they can be.

I understand the disney movie-tier advice you're trying to give me, but life isn't like that once you get out of school. A large portion of people will never meet the right one, a large portion will never even meet one.
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>>51965754
t. person that wears skirts
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>>51965799
>t if you're shutting yourself up ins
Self reliant means being able to take care of yourself more than just financially, it means being able to take care of yourself emotionally, and socially as well. It means not needing people for anything.

You're saying to change that to meet somebody else which is basically the exactly opposite.
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>>51965747
Ketchup is disgusting and depressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZTeavJ9frA
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>>51965806

pretty close to what? and 6'1"

>>51965819

28" is way too tiny! even if it were 30 there's just no way :(

I dunno if you could even fit in a 28" waist!
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>>51965809
They're not in NATO, they're being embargo'd by Washington, sales of military equipment to China is prohibited, they have a history of killing each other during wars
http://www.export.pitt.edu/embargoed-and-sanctioned-countries
They're not even MNNA and Morocco is
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Good morning lads
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>>51965816
"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire." -Charles Barkley
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>>51965809

we've not been allies with communist china ever.

If you're thinking of Chaing kai-shek, that's different but that's modern taiwan.
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>>51965816
I'm interested, elaborate.
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>>51965930
Was he talking about ROC? Because that's different
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>>51965880
im wearing 28" pants and desperately need a belt with 30" desu
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>>51965816
Roses are red, violets are blue
Those calves died for you
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>late night /cum/ has intelligent discussion

Did I slip into a parallel universe when I went to bed?
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>>51965859
A dress isn't a skirt.
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>>51965965
I'm sorry, I'll go back to shitposting and being a faggot
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>>51965950

waaat

watwatwat

gosh I wish I was that tiny again, all the cute things I could wear
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>>51965964
Rules of nature
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>>51965945

I doubt it; it sure didn't seem like it. I think he's just misinformed.
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>>51965943
>>51965914
Alright, we've got some audience tonight.
Here we go:

"An optimist looks at a glass of milk
and says it's half full

A pessimist looks at a glass of milk
and says it's half empty

I look at a glass of milk
and say it's sour."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4

This is the day I get published.
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>>51965822
Good. Now I'll probably have an easier times finding decent recommendations.

>>51965950
Maybe you should wear the skirt, anon.
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>>51966027
hhhehehe
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>>51966020
Doesn't the US education teach you international politics at school? You're a superpower and people in your country deserve to know what's going on
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>>51966002
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>>51965880
To your friend, I mean.
That's pretty tall, maybe a little taller than me.
At least you're really skinny.
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>>51966077

It's supposed to, but most history classes run out of time before ww2 so people miss the most important parts of our past history.
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>>51965815
a state being built like that can happen 200 years ago, but not in the 20th century, and still ongoing
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>>51966077
Just because they teach it doesn't mean that everyone will listen.
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>>51966092
>adult sunny
WHY
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>>51966027
That's depressing.
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>>51966001
doesnt really feel that small, but i guess it is!

>>51966049
maybe i should :o
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>>51966129
What's the current year again?

>>51966149
Look at dem honkers
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>>51966049
>Maybe you should wear the skirt, anon.

He absolutely should!! I want to dress him in all sorts of cute things!

>>51966116

yeah it's too tall to go out much. Oh well :s

and yeah we're pretty close. I can tell she's into all sorts of femdom-y things but she's a boring christian type so nothing fun
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>>51966066
Suika's got the right idea.
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>>51966027
It's about as coherent as Evangelion, so I guess there are similarities.
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Anime isn't real nerds.

Knock it off with this faggot shit
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>>51966176

>doesnt really feel that small, but i guess it is!

I've got a 33" or 34" waist so I can't fit in a lot of cute things, especially ones from asia :/

You're probably the perfect size!
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>>51966185
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>>51966234
It will be
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>>51965986
Thanks for stating the obvious anon.
Alas, a skirt's waistband is designed to be modified and can be extended easily.
t. skirt expert
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>>51966185
That's too bad.

Can you elaborate that second bit? Christian and into femdom?
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>>51966282
You're not even real
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>>51966248

ladybeard cracks me up. I'd totally do that, although i can't grow a beard that full
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>>51966234
Maybe anime is just another analgesic to help you escape a depressing reality.
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>>51966204
That glass is pretty fucking ugly though.
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>>51966314
rude desu
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goodnight /cum/
loveyou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1dMpu4v7M
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>>51966305

I dunno, I think you just like what you like. but she won't act on what I can tell she likes because of being a christian. Which is a shame because it's fairly hard to find dominant girls.
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>>51966289
Can't argue with a skirt expert.
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>>51966347
nite
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>>51966066
Cute gif
im gonna have to claim copyright tho
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>>51966344
We can't prove you're not a bot
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you have 10 seconds to name the best state flag in all of north america
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>>51966406
that gif is old af dude
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Sup, /cum/
How's the weather up there in the north? Fucking hot here.

Finals today, wish me luck so I can eventually leech off government money to study in one of your universities.
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>>51966428
I could say the same to you
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>>51966347
nite, happy holidays
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>>51966370
As in retaining her virginity?
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>>51965381
Not sure I remember that scene in the movie?
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>>51966428
He should post his thighs.
That should prove his existence.
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>>51966347
night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlrCKi-ss4
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>>51966431

Jalisco
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>>51966453
Bring brazilian girls
>>51966456
What's 12+25?
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>>51966460

probably, although she won't get too far into other non sex stuff either. I've known her long enough that I've figured out what she likes though
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>>51966341
It's pretty typical for a bar.
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>>51966453
duolingo and good luck dude

>>51966433
im never getting published
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>>51966466
Hey you're not even the texan anon who asks for thighs
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>>51966241
i did get one thing from asia, knew it would be small but i dont know how anyone was suppose to fit into it

>>51966466
thats a good idea!
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>>51966453
Pretty fucking great weather, actually. This has been the warmest winter ever. I'm thinking about hiking on the weekend.
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>>51966347
Sweet dreams
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>>51966531

what did you get?!?!?!

ooo

I still want pics! :( Don't make me drive all the way to washington!!!
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>>51966521
He's busy.
Someone has to reap the harvest.
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>>51966495
>makes me add him
>makes me message him first
>making me do math problems now
What's next?
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>>51966555
Good nitori, cute
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>>51966431
PA of course
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>>51966514
Are you intimate with her? If you don't mind my asking.
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>>51966576
>What's next?
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>>51966582

thanks, although i'm scraping the barrel of nonlewd stuff

>>51966617

no, that's the christian part o.O
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>>51966555
wasnt anything interesting, it was quite a while ago. that piece is long gone

>I still want pics!
maybe some time in the near future~

wheres your pics anyway!
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>>51966576
>What's next?
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>>51966576
Teach him.
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i looooooooooooooooooooooooove anime and im a proud japanese :)
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>>51966623
>>51966639
delet this
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>>51966675
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>>51966634
Are you interested in her?
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>>51966453
a balmy 14f/-10c right now
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>>51966568
g/194654/a19feb9c6d/
g/500589/0f796a4849/
g/524034/c78a795d1b/
giving you 3 because I'm an hour late
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>>51965509
This.
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>>51966678
>when your bf can't even solve basic math problems
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>>51966741
I'm not falling for your tricks this time

It's unsolvable
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>>51966637

>wasnt anything interesting

You are such a tease!!

and I've just been feeling lazy, I'll get some pics soon. BUT I think I've posted a lot and you guys aren't posting enough pics! desu

>>51966695

nah, she won't do anything until marriage, which is fine. but I still like to tease her with veiled lewdness cause it's fun
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>>51965873
Being self reliant means depending on yourself, it has nothing to do with forcing yourself to avoid people. And how in the fuck can you take care of yourself socially? That makes absolutely no sense. It's completely self defeating. If you have two desires, then you have to make time for both. Obviously letting one desire or need overwhelm your entire life is unhealthy. Your avoidant tendencies do not make up your entire personality, you aren't static and incapable of change. , and to be self reliant does not mean you have to isolate yourself, it just means that you can take care of yourself when you are alone. If you really truly desire to be alone and without any social contact, then you don't want a real gf, you want a sex robot that you can turn off when you get bored.
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>>51966719
nice............
I'm saving these for later though
thanks
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>>51966694
ni hao my anime brother
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>>51966768
Gotcha.
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>>51966768
I'm a tad reluctant to post pictures for obvious reasons.
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>>51966766
Solve this, me+you
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>>51966861

Yes, we're going to have to find some other method. I just liked the imageboard format cause then you can just post once and not worry about them expiring and whatnot
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>>51966768
Don't worry about it. /int/ isn't /soc/.
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>>51966799
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>>51966896

don't worry, only cute posters are invited anyways!
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>>51966868
I don't know how to solve that one
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>>51966868
forgot the + C
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>>51966815
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>>51966431
Texas
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>>51966989
hint
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>>51966989
cough
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>>51966998
That triggered a few memories desu.
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>>51966568
>nitori is a slut
>>51966989
qt
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>>51967068
'no'
Don't insult the cute kappa.
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>>51967065
heh heh
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good night lewd peoples~
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>>51966949
Well it's really too bad you aren't inviting handsome posters.
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>>51966998
fuck calculus and fuck you
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>>51967117
Good night, anon.
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>>51967117
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>>51967123
wow rude

>>51967117
night
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>>51967117
gnight!
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>>51967119

can't trust any handsome bum off the mean streets of /cum/ you know
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>>51967117
nitey nite.
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butts
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>>51967161
I don't trust anyone here, so that's only fair.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4F1ouP_qw
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>>51967324
i have a friend with one of those birds
it'll scream its head off until he lets it ride on his shoulder
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See yah people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9_lfjQopU
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Wait nevermind, I've still got time.
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Hello?
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>>51967753
Buh bye
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>>51967846
*looks at you confused*
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fuckin fag
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>refugees get to become canadians immediately
>meanwhile I still have to go through all kinds of bullshit

well at least you guys will get legal weed now.
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>>51968594
mudslimes out, dutchbros in 2bh
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>>51966768
I find it incredibly hard to believe that you're not homosexual with posts like these
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>>51971136
Gay people like to pretend they're straight as a joke
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>>51971266
Ah, okay thank you.
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Raw dick desu
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nothing ever happensssssssssssss.

howdy.
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>>51971136
Those are good odds to bet on. If the media is to be believed, 90% of America is gay.
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*makes a post*
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>>51974002
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mornin lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISkGFJd0lE
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>>51974033
Dubbles
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i really hate moving
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>>51976741

are you moving to Florida?
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>>51976862
nope
just a different city like half an hour away
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>tfw under my bed sheets in my work uniform
It's too cold for this shit.
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>>51976741
>>51976959
moving sucks, quite the hassle. what's the reason for yer move?
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>>51977140
nearly-divorced parents think it will help their relationship or some shit
since it's a different city there should be less people I know so I'll feel more inclined to get a job and get my own place though so that's nice
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>There was a threat
>Don't have to go in today
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>>51977234
>nearly-divorced parents think it will help their relationship or some shit

>nearly-divorced

i know this feel.
do you want them to divorce?
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>>51977650
I don't even care anymore desu
I'm so fucking tired of hearing them fight that I just want to get out
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gf levels are dangerously low senpai
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Good morning everyone!
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>>51978252
good morning

>>51977698
>>51977234
sounds like suffering, hope things turn around for you m8
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>the US will never be a monarchy
>you will never fight foreign scum in the name of the king/queen
>you will never watch your brothers die of dysentery and other diseases at camp

Why live?
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>>51977698
I went through my parents divorce
Don't intervene and just let shit play out. You will only have to deal with their fighting longer if you do. Even if you do convince them to stay together, they will probably just silently hate each other.
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>tfw girl i'm talking to is having trouble sleeping
>tfw i know she doesn't exercise
>tfw want to tell her to exercise but don't want it to come off badly
>>
what are you doing for xmas?

>>51978467
>>the US will never be a monarchy
>>you will never fight foreign scum in the name of the king/queen
unpatriotic swine
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wish all the pakis would fuck off
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>>51978906
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>>51978997
someone shoop a dildo between his legs
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>>51978252
G'day
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>>51978707
If she's so fucking fragile she can't take friendly advice, why would you want to associate with her?

It helps people to sleep if they exercise.
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>>51979345
It's not that she's fragile, I just feel like it can be avoided, and if she wants to do it she can do it on her own accord.
It'll keep me out of a possible battlefield.
>>
Nice I salvaged my relationship with Indonesian qt
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>mfw former best friend shows up at other friends house randomly last night
>asks me to go outside to talk, figure it's because I told his bitch wife to fuck off and leave me alone that day
>surrounds me with goons
>clocks me in the face
>quotes something mean I said, gets the quote wrong and leaves

Thinking about filing for a restraining order or at least reporting it because his wife is fucking bonkers and may try to wage war further against my family. The punch didn't even really hurt or leave much of a mark beyond a small cut on my now swollen lip, so I'm not sure if the cops will take me seriously on that. Advice?
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>>51979530
Lad it's just advice.

What are you smoking?
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>>51979747
>surrounds me with goons
that's when you shoot him
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>>51979912
Seriously. And what the fuck was your friend doing during this?

Dumb fuck should have been either ready to help you or call the police
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>>51979961
Ik he should of been but he decided to stay inside in his room and wasn't there for it. There are other members of his family there who saw them walk out with me and then leave in a hurry, so I guess I have that on the bright side.
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Pooping right now
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1 final down, 3 to go
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lalalalala laaaa
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>>51969438
Legitimate question
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>>51980985
>3 finals in a span 24 hours
I slept 3 hours
JUST
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Patton was a good lad
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do we have a legitimate couple here now?
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What vidya are you going to try and beat over the Uni break?
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>>51983619
the game of life tbt
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>>51983619
>penumbra overture
good lad. gonna play FO4, EU4, and league.
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>>51983839
Already failed that shit
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Anybody seen the new xmen trailer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHAaQOnpBo
Thoughts?
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>>51983923
Optimized :)
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>>51983959
SMELLY
DUMB
BEANER
SCUM
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>>51984262
r u a wibzerd
>>
Have you guys made a really risky decision in your life concering your future?
Anyone who wants to share what it was and how it turned out?
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Feeling pretty low, bros.
Met a qt girl online, and we became friends really quick. We talked every single day for months straight. I told her I liked her, she said she liked me too. A few months after that happened, I asked her if she would like to meet up when I visit her country next year. That was about three weeks ago, and I haven't heard from her since.
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>>51965344
somehow, this is the worst general on /int/
>>
>>51983959
that loli is cute
>>
>>51984715
too long a distance m8
>>
>>51984715

As dumb as it sounds, you'll get over it. It's sad, but at least she's far away and you don't have to see her.
Nothing's worse than love a girl and see and hear her talking to other guys and fucking them.
The world keeps on turning and sooner or later she won't mean that much to you anymore. Believe me, I know.
>>
Doing something normie tonight
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>>51984715
>she said she liked me too

She obviously didn't then. Girls are fucking liars and terrible friends, even to each other.


Just let it go.
>>
>>51984715
Women a shit. I was blocked by some Indonesin qt on interpals because we were bantering and I called her my gook butt slut
>>
>>51984715
Sounds like she was just flirting with you for fun. Nothing wrong with that, she probably actually really likes you, but cross country relationships are pretty non idealistic.
>>
me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeQshYN_o2c
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>>51984950
What are you doing tonight?

I'm probably staying in and ordering pizza
>>
>>51965344
Guys people say I look like Sheldon from Bazinga Theory
Is this a good thing?
>>
>>51985783
It means you look and probably act autistic.
>>
What is your definition of normie

I'm introverted and don't like going out. But I still go out once a week on average and have 6 people I talk to daily including a gf
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>>51985783
Usually when people tell you that you look like a celebrity, they don't mean it in a bad way.


If they did they wouldn't say it to your face
>>
>>51985783
Someone said that to me as well. >>51985846 is probably true in the long run 2bh
>>
>>51985783
People tell me I look like Quinten Tarantino
>>
>>51985860
more than 1 friend and a gf or more than 3 friends
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>>51985377
Then why couldn't she have said "No, sorry, I don't want to meet you." Why did she have to disappear?
Maybe I'm going at it the wrong way. Maybe she died in a car crash or something, and that's why I haven't heard from her.
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Mexicans I thought you senpaitachi were alright
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>>51985846
He looks downright handsome at time tbf (to be fair)
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>>51985988
Great, that makes me normie

Still a NEET who spends his time pretending to be a writer
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>>51986049
Looks like an autistic alien
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>>51986003
She's probably just got nervous m8.


She most likely didn't expect you take the relationship seriously enough to want to meet irl and that might have scared her off. Have you tried saying anything else to her after that?
>>
Finally stopped procrastinating and got my hair cut buds.
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>>51985901
>told I look like Gary "autist" Human once by a girl
>usually told I look like based Boris Johnson
>>
>>51986022
seriously though, what's with mexicans here acting black and using ebonics?
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>>51986240
Nope, she hasn't been online since the day before I sent the message. She never actually read it.
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>>51985860
Anyone who has or has had consensual unpaid sex (including BJs, HJs etc.) with another person not related to them, OR someone who has or has had a gf before
No exceptions, once a normie always a normie.
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>>51986003
>Then why couldn't she have said "No, sorry, I don't want to meet you."
Because you ruined the illusion and made it real. Lots of people (guys and girls) flirt online just out of boredom and to up their self esteem.
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>>51986314
Never had that issue here except with a few people.
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Do you guys put your balls inside the vagina when you have sex?
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>>51986526
yes
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>>51986526
>having sex
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>>51986526
I put my balls in the vagina and my penis in the urethra
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>wake up
>you guys are still being degenerates
>>
>>51986526
Have you ever seen a vagina?
>>
>>51986631
>Waking up this late

You need to have a more normie schedule
>>
>>51986641
Just wondering because I typically work them inside my boyfriend's ass
>>
>>51986350
Even though I lament when she calls/texts me sometimes because it keeps me from posting on 4chan?
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>>51986682
>normie schedule during uni break

are you dumb
>>
Is Trump so popular IRL in US or it's just an internet meme? I'm tired of hearing every little shit he says
>>
>>51986826
He is popular amongst people I'd rather never associate with you know, irl /pol/acks
>>
>>51986526
yeah. i usually shove a few bouncy balls in there for fun's sake
>>
>>51986826
Inb4 worst coasters think it's a meme
>>
omg this is soo me :)
https://vine.co/v/iZzgp3dvAp3
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>>51986743

Do you have tiny balls, or is his ass just extremly lose?
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>>51986872
Well I expected that but I'm asking if he's popular, ie having chance to become president
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>>51986682
>implying I post on here as soon as I wake up
Took a shower tbhwy family.
>>
>>51986887
I feel you. Try marbles that have been in the freezer
>>
>>51986941
One at a time usually leaves enough play to get them both in there without too much of a hassle
>>
>>51987011
I hope not
>>
>>51987110

Wait, I'm being autistic and german as fuck again.
>>
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/675155357308755969
>>
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/262897-trump-i-will-mandate-death-penalty-for-killing-police-officers
Wew senpaitachi
>>
>have to write an essay on time management
>it's overdue

JUST
>>
New Thread

>>51987283
>>51987283
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>>51965344
Best American flag ever, in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
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>>51987317
>5 posts early
>>
Hello Jello
>>
Goodbye good guy.
>>
>>51989286
>>51989470
I don't get it senpai
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>>51989615
Tryin to hit bump limit with sick ass dank ass rhymes.
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Man I really, really dislike Brits

Thankful to be North American desu. Who /Maine/ here
>>
/New Hampshire/ reporting in Maine-sempai
>>
>>51991208
>>51991285
there's a new thread >>51987317
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