a better /int/-edition
How do I order food in Mexico?
How would I say "i would like ____" or "could i have___"
bls respond
How are y'all tonight?
>>51962249
Good post
>>51962275
>>51962279
Bad posts
>>51962268
Yo Quiero ____ or Puedo tener ___
>cute mexican posters
remove mexico
Am I considered white? Belgian heritage btw
i'm an atheist
nth for don't bully!
>>51962294
someon with a mexican flag i would like to respond
I sincerely tried to masturbate but I hated all the pornography
>>51962294
>Yo Quiero
taco bell!!!
im on orders from moscow to destroy democracy
>>51962304
who the fuck is this guy and why is he being posted everywhere
god my dick smells so bad
>>51962301
get fucked cunt
Ask an English person who was sexually harassed by Muslim men anything.
>>51962279
im really tired desu I dont know if ill make it till morning
>>51962299
non existant
everyone is a shit skin
>>51962249
Could I pass as a distasteful 2D Chinese girl?
>>51962279
Playing Vicky 2 and drinking tea.
Nobody in the world is considered white
>>51962328
It's me. Nobody is giving me a serious answer.
>>51962299
i have a mexican gf
>>51962329
Like pancake batter?
>>51962323
gas yourself you filthy fucking commie
I wish we had put you all in death camps just like the nazis did with the jews
>>51962279
i have been watching anime for the past 7 hours
>>51962336
Did you leave your burka at home?
>>51962299
404
>>51962336
what were their pickup lines?
>this grill actually posts on 4chin
I would pay her money to smell her feet in those stalkings and I'm not even a footfag
>>51962349
what year does that end in
im in 1925 right now
Why is Calgary such a fucking shithole?
>>51962279
my sound driver fucked up while playing tie fighter
Do you know what I'm saying?
Does anyone know what I'm saying?
>>51962336
>person
grill confirmed
Did your ankles touch your ears?
>>51962381
why is that surprising? she totally looks like a 4chan grill
>island
( ´Д`)y━･~~
>>51962318
Good. You don't want this life.
>>51962381
careful, you might get crushed by all her baggage
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
>>51962385
1935, I think
>>51962313
I must bully.
>>51962279
Intoxicated off Heineken because the 6-pack was on sale
>>51962403
nobody likes japan
>>51962381
Fuck off creep
>>51962408
>implying somebody having a life is a bad thing
It's peoples flaws that make them interesting anon, you'll understand when you're older
>>51962387
they hate us cause they anus
>>51962381
/fa/ is like 40% female (non weird crossdressers), 30% gay men and 30% straightthere are some really good looking girls there
What would be some examples of Muslim pickup lines?
>>51962363
I don't own one.
>>51962380
They did not use pick up lines, they were just physical.
>>51962395
No.
>>51962231
>>51962241
File size is too large. It's a 5 minute video.
>>51962359
like semen
>>51962415
Sweet dreams.
>>51962465
https://uguu.se/
>>51962453
>/cgl/ is 98% female
>>51962449
Just move to Whistler man.
Leave that devilish place behind
>>51962435
>cosplayers
>not being leeches on society
>>51962491
what's wrong with calgary?
you break up with your canadian e-bf or something?
>>51962415
Goodnight love you too
>>51962457
do you suppose it is was because your hair was showing that they just got so horny they couldn't control themselves?
did they grab the cha chas
Still banned from santasshed lmao.
>>51962457
so did you do anything about it
>>51962524
It's cold as shit, boring and people are wannabe murkans
Whistler has some attitude at least. Prove me wrong
>>51962491
Why? Whistler is for skiing (Jasper is better imo, much comfier) and it's in liberal faggotland.
>>51962484
https://a.uguu.se/qoqrus_1435467784717.webm
Disclaimer: NSFW, click at your own risk.
>>51962499
its something we have in common then
>>51962534
My hair was uncovered, so maybe and no. They grabbed legs and pulled clothing.
>>51962560
I screamed, pushed them off and then just ran. They did not follow me for whatever reason.
>>51962487
>98% cosplaying females*
>>51962571
>and it's in liberal faggotland.
Is all of BC like that?
>>51962571
>Whistler
Literally all the longhaired snowboard fags from my area in bumfuck nowhere Québec go there every winter. Please keep them, Whistler.
>>51962578
holy fuck
well i clicked it
i'm not gonna stop it now
>>51962578
jesus h christ
>>51962578
damn my butthole hurts just watching that
>>51913662
Day 7462
>>51962563
Whistler is just skiifags, potheads and Aussies.
>>51962602
Okanogan (nearer to 'berta) and the Peace Country (up north) isn't.
>>51962578
jesus christ the music just makes it so damn funny
>>51962563
Whistler is overhyped. It's a fine place, but I prefer less crowded slopes, and there's tons where I live.
Also, Fernie, BC is a better ski area, really top tier.
>tfw i'll never practice snowboard
Fuck just end me already
>>51962578
literally screamed when the yellow tip first got in
didn't know the human body was able to do that. wow
god is great
I'm going to sleep.
Stop being degenerates when I wake up tomorrow.
>>51962578
why does this remind me of thanksgiving
>>51962744
goodnight anon
>>51962578
Impressive.
>>51962744
night
>>51962744
>Stop being degenerates
>posts anime
You first
>>51962744
We will do no such thing.
>>51962752
do you stick things in your butt on thanksgiving?
>>51962744
never
good night
>>51962752
damn...I dunno what type of thanksgivings you guys are having in pennsylvania...
what if i try to cross the border like this?
how do I get a qt gf if I have a shit job, live with my mom, don't drive or go out or do anything social and don't care at all about my physical appearance?
>>51962744
i have never posted anime, so i am way ahead of you
>>51962807
It'll totally work. They'll just think Google was testing a self-driving car in Mexico.
>>51962578
but why
>>51962807
You'll never know if you don't try!
>>51962807
You will have to pay a visa fee
>>51962794
I live vicariously through flightless birds.
>>51962799
Come over, you'll find out ;)
>>51962812
You don't
>>51962858
oh well
>>51962812
you start by killing yourself
>>51962812
>>51962880
This, reincarnation is your only bet anon.
>>51962880
'no'
>>51962858
sure you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
does any1 want 2 b my frend
>>51962857
>Come over, you'll find out ;)
I..um...sounds too lewd tbqh~
>>51962578
Unironically watched the whole thing
That was impressive
I'm not gay though, no homo
>>51962892
but i enjoy life
>>51962812
Just b urself
>tfw home for the holidays
>tfw dual monitor setup so movies on one screen and /cum/ on the other
>soon it will start raining again
life is good
>>51962917
Send me some maple candies and we'll see how it goes from there.
>>51962926
oh, well then keep doing what you're doing then. Maybe try improving yourself? I dunno that sounds like a good place to start.
>>51962917
No way dude
>>51962249
Forgive my ignorance, but what's the flag on the right?
>>51962812
Try Tinder or OKC
this guy is a legend
watch through the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTm4Jwl3Fc
>>51962931
myself is sitting behind this computer talking to you faggots
>>51962953
St Kitts and Grenadines
>>51962936
Throw in some hot chocolate and a blanket and you might reach max comfy there anon.
>>51962953
Greenland
>>51962917
I have no friends, so maybe.
>>51962917
I'll be your frend
>>51962323
Eh democracy is overrated anyway
>>51962924
its rude to refuse such a generous offer anon
>>51962958
that was so gay
>>51962967
Thanks
>>51962963
This is why we like syrupbros more than tacofags
>>51962336
Can I buy you a drink some time?
>>51962906
still too vidyagamey for me
although on a side note, girls wearing those light colored shirts where the bra just peaks through is such a tease
How high quality of an escort could I buy with $400?
>>51962958
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>51962249
I think the two guys from greenland killed themselves and aren't coming back :_:
>>51963001
sure
but great
my fave "prankster" on youtube
>>51962336
Post tits
>>51963008
This is why you should go back to reddit where you belong, please and thank you.
>>51963018
A police officer and a night in jail you misogynistic woman hating shitlord :^)
Might go for a 5th beer because I'm a pathetic loser family
>>51963036
>he says while posting in the gayest general on this forum
build wall, beaner
>>51963027
i like to go to the farmacia XD
>>51962999
I wouldn't want to be rude...but pennsylvania is such a long ways away :s
>>51962961
You'll never find one if you don't go out.
First step is to take a little care of yourself, so your outward appearance is okay. Second thing is probably the hardest. You'll have to make yourself go out and talk to people. The "easiest" way would be making friends with your co-workers.
>>51963086
so what you meant by "be yourself" is to be somebody not at all like me
>>51963072
i'll show you gay
suck my hard penis desu kek senpai senpai kek kek kek desu
>>51963018
Visit Vegas or a country like thailand and find out
>>51963103
from the sounds of it, being yourself isn't going to be all that particularly appealing to women, especially qt ones.
>>51962958
>youtube "pranksters"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NgDhO7ysZY
>>51963079
The safe word is 'gravy'
>>51963134
i find just about any non-obese woman qt though
>>51963103
yeah, your current self is the strongest woman repellent the world has ever known
>>51963079
Plan a rode trip. Pennsylvania and Ohio are the most American states.
>>51963145
but ive had sex and a gf
>>51963163
OUUUTTTT OF HEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEE
>>51963163
liar
>>51963163
ok so do what you did before
I think the Belgians going around posting the picture of that guy are doing it as a reaction to "t. Alberto Barbosa" being forced and now they want the attention.
>>51963197
i have no reason to lie in this situation, i already told you about my life
>>51963163
Not sure I believe you
>>51963103
No, it was "german humor" I guess.
The thing is that these two things are incompatible. If you don't go out to meet people, how are supposed to get to know you? Outward appearance is a relatively important factor, because if we're honest, we judge a lot by the looks. This just be yourself thing is true when it comes to things you value, moral stuff etc.
For example, you'll never be happy as, I don't know someone who's pro life and wants to have children, with a tumblr feminist who only cares about work and has no problem with aborting your child. The example is a little shitty, but that's the first thing that came to my mind.
>>51963140
SEE I knew it! LEWD!
>>51963158
That's a long drive though...I've never particularly wanted to go to ohio either
>>51963227
You give good advice German bro
>>51963139
What is wrong with these people
>>51963139
the prank is getting you to watch the video
>>51963139
lol, fucking rekt
LAWHF is good though
>>51963140
Only I'm allowed to defile him.
I'm a 5 dolla nigga
>>51963412
take 5
well go swimming
hello hello
>>51963387
no
pranks are dumb
>>51963458
no
pranks are fun
That was a fun game of cards Tbh.
>>51963412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
>>51963472
here's a prank, go to la policia federal and say you have a gun, then run away as fast as you can
>>51963407
Really? I was hoping I could be the spitroast.
>>51963489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv2rl9bmCfM
>>51963517
>white introverted anime nerds using kekold terminology to describe having sex with other white introverted nerds over the internet
>>51963517
>>51963407
Are you all boys? This is really super gay
>>51963495
https://vine.co/v/iZ7KutphJjl
>>51963265
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>51963407
yeah u need to save me from all these lewd boys~
>vines are automatically embed
holy fuck
>>51963539
>>51963537
no homo
>>51963546
https://vine.co/v/eJ0nFZAvMMT
>>51963558
I'd like a turn too desu
>>51963558
anon, we all know that you're lewd
>>51963539
no gays here
Is lewd all that is left?
>>51963523
Holy fuck that fire tho
>>51963624
apparently
>ALL the anime posters are gay
I knew it
>>51963579
https://vine.co/v/eBbJKHKgTnp
>>51963624
non homos are playing cards against humanity
>>51963642
https://vine.co/v/OpFDvFdxzJZ
>>51963537
And who you calling introverted you fuckin' no-state-flag-having lurking sunnuvabitch?
>>51963655
bummer I guess i'll go to bed
>>51963624
it's lewdposting hours senpai
>>51963558
Maybe I should let them have their way with you after all
>>51963640
Not quite
>>51963685
you are a faggot harry
>>51963689
>Virginia
>straight
eBIN you even said you like boys
>>51963583
whoa whoa whoa, too many~
>>51963592
not that lewd wew
>>51963685
that's like 3 or 4 people!!
>>51963715
busted
>>51963715
>Virginia is an anime poster
Please, let it not be true.
>>51963715
You have the wrong one
So is this it?
>>51963733
disgusted
>>51963745
We're all anime posters deep down.
Just had another fap, this one was pretty wank (pun intended)
Couldn't decide what to cum to so just ended up finishing to some casting video with bad angles
>>51963745
Not virginia as in sweaty mexican virginia
there's a few virginians
>>51963756
I think I have the right one
USA, is it good or bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIop055eJhU
>>51963793
Nothing more disappointing than a wasted fap.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/dec/10/donald-trump-attacked-by-american-bald-eagle-video
Opened my 5th beer. Should I finish the 6-pack?
>>51963798
solid 6
>>51963812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbYikXsMCH4
what is /cum/ listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
>>51963840
wow anon, no one has seen that video before
>>51963798
It's simultaneously the best and worst country.
>>51963840
>http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/dec/10/donald-trump-attacked-by-american-bald-eagle-video
my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
>>51962249
Anyone from Greenland in here?
>>51963667
when jerry wasn't a sellout
https://vine.co/v/h39TUEnZIAA
im ready to post vines everyday
>>51963863
why the best? why the worst?
>>51963863
there are many things about the US that are great.
wealthy, big, great landscapes, etc, but then there are things that just make me never want to go there
>>51963856
Drunk listening to the album Awaking the Centuries of Haggard. After it's done I will probably listen to some Insect Warfare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJALPNdJsHU
>>51963901
My friend can i ask you something
>>51963856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaVE4WVlsDQ
rip chloe
>>51963798
It's okay
>>51963856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Lbhv0xUY4
>>51963856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaTEDYJmi0
>tfw you win both of /cum/'s card against humanity games
If it makes yall feel better I'm a loser with no friends and this actually made my week.
Night family
>>51963856
I had a kazach guy in my class, who exactly looked like him.
https://youtu.be/9er9HwV9_AQ
Reminds me of an autistic situation I've got into.
>>51963979
Not him but you can ask your question to me if you want.
>>51963979
sure
>>51963938
grew a vagina listening to that, thanks
>>51964033
lel
>>51964048
whats it smell like?
>>51964014
im sorry, but it has to do with mexico
>>51964031
how do i order food in mexico- how do i start out with my order "I want, I would like," etc
>>51964033
https://vine.co/v/iaWPjHOOVJ5/
/g/724807/a80b6b378a/
>>51964059
i'll never know
>>51964033
>>>/reddit/
>>51964000
>Nsync
>>51964005
forgot my pic
>>51964064
Puede traerme un/unas/unos (X) etc
>>51964064
"me podría dar (insert food name here) por favor?".
that's the same as "i'd like ____" and it's the most used way to ask for food here
>>51963901
The best because anybody can make it here. I know it's a cliche but it's the truth. Sure in Europe a minimum wage slug like myself might have a higher more consistent quality of life but I'd never have a chance to just one day wake up with a good idea and craft it into a million dollars. There's a lot of just great little things too that I just can't help but love. High school football, burgers, giant wide open highways, fantastic diverse landscapes, multiple cities that are global cultural juggernauts. Shit like that.
It's the worst because anybody can fail here. While you can make it big you can also make it bad. A few years of consistently bad luck with some bad choices sprinkled on for good measure, and anybody could find themselves destitute without anything or anybody. There's lots of poverty and crime. Maybe not as much as in Mexico but certainly just as bad. Where I grew up there were kids I went to school with who didn't have indoor plumbing and got electricity from a gas generator. There are parts of America where hunting season is a matter of survival.
If I sound biased it's because I totally am.
>>51964088
very nice
>>51964114
>imblying
>>51964000
Fuck this Song was stuck in my head the past weeks and I just forgot about it.
>>51964116
>>51964124
thanks friends
>>51964142
god bless her
I'm just trying to play a lewd VN about maids, but it won't run~!
>>51964177
you're blessed with the opportunity to learn more about computer senpai
>>51962301
But without Mexico we're just /cu/
Which sounds incredibly dissapointing.
>>51964091
Iktf
i'm actually impressed and thankful that we're actually respecting each other instead of saying racist stereotypical shit about our countries.
>>51964177
jap locale etc...
