Two hours and five minutes since I done swallowed the shrooms and shrek's just looking at me like
Edition
It's /cum/ folks, it's friday morning and I'm lovin it
Just leaving this here
>>51960262
Beautiful, thanks
night guys
>tfw you see your steam icon flashing and think its somebody messaging you
>tfw its just an update notice
>>51960281
Gooooooood night
>>51960242
So youre trippin balls is what youre saying?
>>51960300
Man, I'm sorry.
>>51960311
I'm pretty fucking good is what I'm saying
Just alone in my room and happier than I've been since forever
>>51960281
Nite
>>51960300
>having steam friends
>>51960300
>tfw you see your steam icon flashing and think its somebody messaging you
>steam LUG wants to play tux racer
>>51960275
That looks pretty good.
I'm too lazy to actually decorate mine lmao
>>51960343
>having 4chan friends
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGpp87t408
>>51960343
>Have 116 Steam friends
>30 or so of them are smurf accounts from a few of my friends
My back hurts from benchpressing.
I hope I'm gonna be alright for tomorrow.
;_;
>>51960300
I don't know that feel
>>51960368
Are you not using proper form?
>>51960300
Kek.
Was this the case at your school?
>>51960377
>anime avatar
I mean I can see why desu
>>51960390
No my form is fine, I am just not used to the arch you have to make with your back.
>>51960277
>>51960300
>>51960311
>>51960377
>>51960411
>>51960377
Add me shawty.
>>51960364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLWZ-hO46tg
I feel like I studied today
But at the same time feel like I didn't study at all
I don't like this
>>51960364
I'm watching something someone posted in the other thread, something about ufos, but once I'm done I'll watch the thing
>>51960407
Not really, everyone mingled.
>>51960407
it wasnt like that in my school but I've been out for almost 10 years so we didn't have as much focus on race back then
>>51960407
we sat outside
>>51960407
no becaue i live in a white country
>>51960411
Hmm, okay. Just looking out for you family.
Ganbatte.
>>51960429
I feel like I studied today, but really I didn't study at all and now I'm on mushrooms which is kind of the same thing.
>>51960444
>bongistan
>>51960437
For me there were white, mexican, asian, and black only tables and everywhere else would be pretty mixed
>>51960444
Nice proxy, nice trips 2bh.
>>51960407
in my graduating class of 343 there were 2 blacks, 1 mexican, and a handful of asians
i cant imagine how awful it must have been going to school in the south or the west coast
Threadly reminder
https://youtu.be/dWOvUxxo59o
Just got off work. Sup noggers.
>>51960481
What state were you in? Mine was about 60% white
>>51960425
I cant play anything multiplayer because satellite internet so its kinda pointless desu. Thanks for the offer though!
>>51960481
I went to school outside of chicago, one of my best friends was black. Once we hit highschool we went to different schools, last time I saw him I think he got arrested for stealing TVs and was in a gang
>>51960497
are you me
>>51960407
I was the one white guy that hung with the black people.
>>51960481
That's about how my graduating class was. We had like two blacks and they were total oreos or whatever. Don't think we had any mexicans, but there were a couple of native americans
>>51960429
You're being too hard on yourself desu.
If you studied you studied. If you feel like it wasn't effective maybe switch up the methods a bit?
>>51960462
Yeah, my trainer would never let me have shit form.
Dude would stop me in my tracks and get me to instantly rack it, and then bend my body into proper form lel.
You're a good bud, bud
>>51960501
vermont, champlain valley highschool
>>51960517
That sucks, and no problem.
Any NEETS hitting the club up this weekend? Should be poppin if i do say so myself bros
>>51960517
What's the point of living then?
How come these threads attract so many losers and gays?
>>51960576
We were here first normie, and we will be here when you leave
>>51960576
because its a website made to discuss anime and japanese culture
I live in a student ghetto and my walls are really shitty but all of the imperfections in my walls are starting to look like ancient mayan ruins where women are drinking wine and suckling children from their tits and my hands are glowing with the same hieroglyphs as I type this
This is pretty great desu senpai better than the time I met Dog
>>51960525
This happened to so many black people I knew in middle school. They were perfectly fine and in a majority white class and then we went to hs which was nig central and they turned into typical gangbangers
>>51960553
maybe thinking of actually doing problems tomorrow instead of just staring at textbook and highlighting random formulas
just want to play a rts with friends desu
>>51960570
the very tiny possibility that life will get better
>>51960568
>NEETS
>hitting the club up
Was this a poor attempt at a joke?
>>51960557
>Vermont is still 94.3% white
>>51960544
KEK
U
C
K
>>51960594
you met dog? wow
>>51960630
Literally all of northern new england is senpai
It's the last bastion of white society
im going to jam my cock in the ass of the poster below me
>>51960594
I wanna have whatever you are having, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mF8dP8Dp-Q
>>51960623
It's more common than you think bro.
>>51960637
The white people were all hipsters and wiggers Tbh.
If I am at a club and see you, you will never know I am a NEET unless I tell you.
ARE WE HUMAN
OR ARE WE DANCER?
>>51960659
>>51960664
A cat is fine too.
>>51960675
and because of the fact that you are poor and live with your parents
>>51960617
Man that reminds me of this
everybody watch this shit and pay attention and then watch everything else this guy does because it's fucking incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PlAUzAFIU
>>51960646
For real I met Dog, who was a rocketship that propelled itself with the totality of events that comprise reality but was not itself ultimate reality
>>51960664
It's great shit, to be honest family I don't know why everyone doesn't do it
*Hikkikimori
>>51960672
wow i just discovered cgl
are these actually girls
why are there so many qts
![IMG_19800107_155930[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uFdKvq8.jpg "IMG_19800107_155930[1].jpg")
>>51960407
nah, you guys are too fixated on race, also post your christmas trees
May have just avoided a robbery lads
>go to grocery store to get some bread after work
>pretty much empty save for me and some employees
>go around looking for the shit I need
>see this tall black/south asian guy walking around in a full suit+fedora
>think maybe this guy's an autist or on a date and shrug it off
>find my shit, head to the register
>sketchy dude's getting his shit scanned, just glares at me the whole time
>cashier asks if he would like a receipt and says a few other normal things
>completely ignores her, grabs his shit and goes back to the aisles
>buy my shit and leave as he heads towards the register
>drive my car by the front (register's visible from outside)
>nobody there, nobody at the front of the store
>mfw
>>51960666
>>51960576
>gays
what gave you that impression?
>>51960726
yeah but they hate you robot types
>>51960699
There is nothing wrong with being poor.
There is nothing wrong with living with your parents.
>>51960737
kinda sad it isn't entirely made out of burritos
>>51960726
Go to lolcow.farm for a chan full of women
>>51960705
Oh oh >>51960646
It's EXTREMELY important to note that Dog was also an actual dog. Also a rocketship and yadda yadda
Totally genderless though
>>51960761
it gets soggy after some hours and falls apart
Hello /cum/. How was your day?
>>51960741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVTo3yccekg
america a shit
>>51960740
MiB gonna get you, son.
I wanna get fucked up in Canada
Dude's having a great time or so it seems
THERE ARE ACTUAL GIRLS ON 4CHAN? WHAT THE FUCK
>>51960813
The banana is pointing to us.
>>51960813
>this painting is more culture than in all of Australia
>>51960726
cgl is a pretty good eye opener it made me realize girls are bags of shit too and it made it less stressful to deal with them
>>51960842
damn
>>51960849
but I already know women have horrible personalities that doesn't help me find one without one
>>51960813
>andy warhol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM
>>51960839
This is not new knowledge
new knowledge, say that 5 times fast and then real slow. feels good in the mouth, you know?
>>51960836
I'm having a great time, you should come up and we could screw if you're into that and not if you're not
fucking fascist captcha I swear to fucking christ I'll fucking kill you dead you cyborg piece of shit
Morning lads
>>51960742
probably mistaking us for another thread
NORTH CAROLINA
WHERE ARE YOU
>>51960891
Stop posting
>>51960740
Nice awareness
>>51960875
Now I want a burger.
>>51960806
The visuals and music don't seem to match up. Sounds like someone slowed down and pitch shifted depeche mode.
>>51960891
What exactly do you mean by "screw?
>>51960959
>mexican wants a piece of the burger
you remind me of my first gf tbqh
>>51960891
How many percs did you take?
I like yaoi a lot
>>51960986
>>51960992
Gays out
>>51961002
>its gay to have a gf
i give up
>>51960978
I mean have sex
>>51960987
What do you mean by "percs"?
>>51960992
That's awesome dude
>>51961012
Jotolisco is a man
>>51961039
my first gf wasnt tho tbqh
>>51961014
>I mean have sex
But I'm a guy?
>>51961043
You're homosexual
>>51961014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycodone/paracetamol
why do girls wear dresses
>>51961048
so :^)
>>51961039
';^]
>>51961062
>>51960987
he's trippin on shrooms
>>51961063
Because we put them in them.
>>51961063
to look cute for senpai
>tfw I'm watching a dank meme right now that I was told not to share with normies
holy shit the dank memes you normies WISH you could experience, you thought if you invaded 4chins and post everything on reddit you would steal our memes but u can't stop us
>>51961048
Yeah, me too
Sex is such a wonderful thing to have hang ups about, I'm not "gay" (fucking shitty-ass construction I hate it fuck fuck) I just really want to screw
>>51961062
I'll try to read this, cool
>>51961075
This is correct
>>51961063
Looks nice
Feels nice
>>51961073
Why are you winking?
>>51961090
Kill yourself
>>51961064
Bit homo
>>51961075
>>51960891
What's it like solving a captcha on shrooms?
>>51961063
I haven't seen a girl in a dress in a long time actually
>>51961124
probably because its winter
cum lol
>>51961122
I imagine confusing as fug.
His responses are making me want to try some sometime though.
>>51961090
>socialist anti-government
wat
>>51961134
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51961122
It takes a lot of concentration because the perifery is so beautiful and fuzzy and colourful but there's this thing in your face that wants to be solved and you're like MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO SOLVE ANYTHING OKAY, MAYBE I JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME????
You know?
>>51961063
I wonder what its like I bet it feels good to have wind constantly fondling your balls
>>51961090
Kek. You sound amusing
>>51961135
I prefer mescaline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM1yEfokCB0
>>51961124
this, most girls wear jeans now
>>51960986
I don't get it but thanks anyway.
>>51961161
is pretty good, the wind
>>51961148
For a person supposedly on shrooms, you type well.
I hope you're not pretending to be retarded.
>>51961161
i dont think girls experience that anon
>>51961172
it means you're a dumb slut who crushed my childhood innocents and took years away from my life you cunt
>>51961131
>>51961124
>pray to god there will be a girl wearing something cute and unique
>walk outside
>99% wearing ugg boots, knit socks, leggings, those han solo winter vests and holding a cup of coffee
The basic bitch is a plague that can't be stopped.
Just had a great fap
>>51961142
That's like anarcho-syndicalist or libertarian socialist, right? It's hot with the kids these days.
Legitimately cannot wait of liberals to commit mass suicide when Trump wins.
>>51961187
You're welcome.
>>51961189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaghIdSJKvQ
>>51961197
any result in the election will cause butthurt
this gonna be good
>>51961182
ya i know but just imagine all that breathing room
>>51961062
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycodone/paracetamol
Okay yeah I read it and it's just about percocet
I didn't take any, opiates scare me if you can believe it
>>51961180
No matter how I respond to this I can't really prove anything
I type like this because it's how I usually type, but now with more errors because I'm less concerned
Life of Pi is similarly themed on this question of belief and narrative
>>51961197
dont hold your breath
>>51961039
If he's a boy I am gay for him
>>51961208
just get the fuck out normie
Need to finish my 3rd beer before taking a leak and openign my 4th.
>>51961179
Wearing dresses in public?
How inappropriate. What if someone sees you?
>>51961220
what?
>>51961196
>>51961219
>>51961187
tone down the bully
>>51961210
you could always find out!
>>51961227
public/private dichotomy REEEEEEEEEEEE
man I love sex
>>51961195
Socialist + anti-government/libertarian seems a bit contradictory to me. I think 'progressive' or 'leftist' makes more sense there if that image means what i think it mean
I have like 300gb of lesbian jav porn
do I have a problem
Fuck adele
>>51961258
yah, you should have more
Lads I'm high
>>51961258
Yes
>>51961238
>>51961258
maybe
>>51961258
What it sounds like you have is a solution
Fuck tswift
>>51961227
well...it was a skirt actually
and I think a lot of people saw ;s
>>51961265
Same f am
>>51961258
>jav
how do you stand their fuckin fart kissing
>>51961265
Me too lad it's okay
I want to masturbate but I'm a bit scared right now and I don't really want to abandon the thread
>>51961263
>Have alternative station on Pandora
>Keeps playing fucking Adele
>>51961276
oi m8, fuck YOU
>>51961295
I channel it into boner energy
>>51961227
In highschool I actually wore my gf's skirt and dress to school. Like the entire day, I think it was on halloween or something but she was really small and I was big so it was pretty revealing.
Looking back I'm surprised nobody gave me shit. Probably because I was ripped back then.
>>51961276
Gas the brown skins
>>51961297
>I'm a bit scared right now
Scared of what?
>>51961305
no i mean literallyi wanna fuck her
>>51961276
Wish I could.
>>51961329
oh
well carry on then
>>51961327
Literally nothing m8
The feeling's gone now, but I still don't want to leave the threa
my ebt card is out god damn it
>>51961329
Same fa m
>>51961227
I wouldnt have a problem with those arab male dresses becoming popular, they're great against the heat and sunburn
>>51961326
>>51961305
>You will never have consensual recreational sex with Taylor Swift and then have her discuss how it went in a magazine interview
Another bullet to my heart lads
>>51961338
i wonder how her hair smells
and if her mouth smells after sex
mmm
>>51961305
>you will never get paid to sit in a drum circle and take turns fucking t-swift as she thinks of lyrics for her next song about dating/being dumped
>>51961350
im horny
>>51961360
>male dresses
you mean...robes?
there were rich arab international students at my last apartment who wore those occasionally
>>51961361
>recreational
Fuck you. Taytay is for consensual sex with the sole purpose of procreation.
>>51961399
Girls like taylor swift are certainly not for babies, she has boy hips senpai
>>51961329
what a save
>>51961373
>letting others touch your swift-fu
Haram
I can't be the only one who's drunk, am I?
>>51961294
You might enjoy it.
>>51961414
I wannabean alcoholic when I turn 21
Seems like a fun lifestyle
>>51961391
yes, with the head thingy and all, they look so light and windy in my balls, instead of some fucking jeans that make my crotch sweat
>>51961251
It's not really progressive or leftist, because that would imply progressing from, or being left of, the current liberal institution. Anarcho-syndicalism is an incompatible ideology where political power is wholly grass-roots. I'm not sure I'm describing it the right way, but it's been a while since I had any interest in the subject.
>>51961426
being an alcoholic isnt fun
>>51961412
That pussy is so used up right now I wouldn't be surprised if it slipped out of her body the moment she got wet.
>>51961414
>management final in the morning and a weekend of working
During finals week I'll be
>>51961422
"""""""no""""""""
>>51961439
Just wear shorts then. They're comfy.
>>51961456
lewd and rude
She may have had Boyfriends before but Im sure she is still tight
>>51961411
la bajé de pechito
>>51961410
But how else can you progress the white race with her?
>>51961456
TAKE THAT BACK
>>51961426
I tried, but I don't get how people get addicted to alcohol. Turning 24 next month and I just enjoy drinking once in a while, like tonight.
>>51961462
Neet here, desperately trying to find a job.
>>51961466
Literally just senses pink hues
>>51961471
I do that, but you cant go everywere with shorts, besides, that doesnt solve the sunburn part
>>51961480
the barriste viejon
>>51961482
shes a jew tbqh
>>51961479
>>51961482
I'm just saying her career requires alot of cock and shes kind of skele so that pussy is going to be weak as fuck
>>51961500
If you were american and in the upper midwest I'd offer you a summer job position
Turns out the cake I hate was run cake. I'm too high to deal with
>>51961439
they do look comfy but you'd probably get some weird looks here
>>51961443
i sort of understand. i dont know too much about that ideology
>>51961456
there's a word for that
>>51961524
Tswift is NOT a whore
you take that back
>>51961466
I forgot about that site. Had a lot of fun one day with it.
>>51961571
Isn't every other song about guy problems?
>>51961501
so does black porn not qualify
also i think its mistaking holiness for porn in this case
>>51961523
t. Shlomo Goldstein
>>51961524
HOLD YOU TONGUE WELP
Ma be I smoked too much too but making cake
my normie friend told me he gets facials occasionally
is this something normies actually do or is he just a hyper normie
>>51961571
hey im not saying her being a slut is a bad thing im just saying between her job required need for cock and her non athletic skele body that hooch is going to be really loose. She can probably still marry black when it gets to bad
>>51961631
>he gets facials
>he
>gets
>>51961631
I get them and massages occasionally. But I'm not a normie.
>>51961631
the skin care kind? kind of a middle aged mom thing
>>51961652
World of been better with dubs
>>51961659
Faggot
>>51961665
yes the skin care kind
>>51961595
Can you imagine the actual physical space that photo takes place in? Like the bed covered in dildos
It's like the most obscene thing it's almost sacred but at the same time it's totally safe and banal and just a bed with plastic dicks on it
>>51961678
nigger
>>51961711
Go get your facial faggot.
Hope the cum is yummy.
Faggot.
>>51961722
>Hope the cum is yummy.
>>51961543
Oh I have a job from May to October. All I need is a winter job.
>>51961742
Hahaha yeah. He's such a fucking faggot.
Thinking of those sweet cummies, hahaha.
>>51961722
>Hope the cum is yummy.
Are you speaking from personal experience?
>>51961711
>>51961722
you two are going to kiss arent you
I mean you even got dubs so its meant to be
>>51961762
/cum/ really does bring people together
>>51961755
>this projection
>>51960407
Not really desu. I hung out with the druggies and sluts though so I didn't pay much attention.
>tfw all these qts on cgl and i didnt even know grills posted on 4chan
too bad half the threads are girls talking about how they hate other people behind their back and other petty bullshit that I already knew girls did
>>51961710
The cost, too. I've seen the prices for those dildos, that's got to be over $5,000 worth.
>>51961782
such a wondrous place
>>51961798
roasties gonna roast
>>51961789
Lol, nice damage control.
Go gobble up a strapping and delicious dick you turbonerd.
