Best player in the NBA edition.
>she will never suck you off
>>51956593
Good, I don't know who this person is. She could have herpes.
>>51956574
>westbrick
>best at anything besides bricks
>tfw you realize all forms of media are making formerly faceless heroes black men
literally why
why can't stories have faceless heroes anymore, why does it always have to be a black man.
is art really this dead
>tfw no asian gf
>>51956639
Because kikes
waiting
>>51956620
>not appreciating the best offensive in the paint player
>>51956639
>tfw they made tyrael a random black guy
they day my childhood died
>>51956697
Waiting for what?
>>51956741
I sure hope you meant the best at driving, you filthy casual, and even that's very debatable
Who /sp/ cross poster here?
Literally only go to /sp/ once a week now days.
Kinda odd considering it was my home board for like 4 years
>>51956763
the cold embrace of death
>>51956795
Everything is debatable of course. Thanks captain obvious.
And he doesn't just drive. He plays in and out the paint more fluidly than any player imo. LeBron is stuck in the 2 and can't get dirty for shit, and Curry is a filthy 3 point abuser. People like him make me agree with pops and the three point should be gottin rid of.
Steph Curry is a shite
>>51956885
Being alive is fun desu
>>51956860
I used to spend a lot of time there, but not for a few years. It just wasn't fun anymore cause it was all dank memes and no discussion, instead of a nice blend.
>>51956956
>okies don't know what an idiom is
lmao
westbrick has a horrid jump shot, no sense of timing or game flow, and doesn't set up KD for good shots like he should be doing with the ball in his hands that often.
>>51956860
used to post on /tv/ a ton 2 years ago, for like 4 years also.
I haven't posted/browsed /tv/ for like months now
/int/ only now
>>51956972
Which state do you live?
>Go to the Amateur section of XVideos
>all of these young couples of my age having sexual intercourses and enjoying themselves
>I will never know that feel
>>51956885
my life is better than your lives
do you guys think any REAL girls actually goes to these threads?
what if i talked to girls on a daily basis and didn't even know it, it's kind of weird to think about tbqh the internet is a weird place
Im waiting for my mom to pick me up at work and I hear a couple of girls walking towards my direction talking and laughing. What should I do?
>>51957217
rape
>>51957006
Screamed so loud that day. I'll never forget it.
>>51957054
What do you mean timing? He's got one of the best eyes on the court and is always finding weaknesses in defense to exploit that famous drive. I'm watching the game right now and he's set up great shots for not only KD but Ibaka.
And relying on KD will get them nowhere. The team isn't set up for a heavy outside shooting game. Leave that to Golden State.
>>51957217
try and sneak a .5 second look at them and then go back to your phone and shitpost
>>51957217
Sperg out and pretend as if you don't see them while browsing your phone.
>>51956860
Man /sp/ was the GOAT but a series of things ruined it for me.
>>51957200
This thread is probably over 50% girls by now. We should take refuge at wizardchan.
>>51957217
pretend you are sleepwalking
>>51957304
this
>>51957117
One of the best amateur videos I've seen was when I searched my state name some guy found a sextape on a camera he bought at a pawn shop.
>>51957304
>>51957316
srsly what if there were rly girls posting here regularly
>>51957276
I managed to keep the big ornamental shrub on the sidewalk in between us so they didnt actually see me but I managed to look at their asses. Is this win?
>tfw no smirking gf
>>51957236
This still isn't funny and you're still miserable and lonely.
>>51957365
nah ur a perverted degenerate tbqh
>>51957393
rude
>>51957380
>tips fedora
m'lady
>>51957358
what if there were guys posting here regularly???
>>51957200
I come to /cum/ once every week so my chances to talk with a girl on here are pretty slim to none.
>>51957427
what if there were people posting here regularly!?
you're all cats right?
>>51957257
>What do you mean timing?
A filthy casual, I see.
>He's got one of the best eyes on the court
westbrick has horrible court awareness, what are you smoking? The only thing he's aware of is where the basket is so he can brick another shot.
The only hope the blunder have is that their new coach can teach westbrick to be a better team player and not slack off on defense all the time like he's prone to do.
Either way they're out in the 2nd round most likely, depending on seeding. They're not getting past SA or the warriors
>>51957427
I mean girls who were born girls
>>51957459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJFEj78x2-k
30 MINS
Hello
>>51957474
What if there are narcos posting on /cum/ regularly?
>>51957533
they probably post anime all the time
OFFICIAL NUT POWER RANKINGS
#1.cashews
#2.Pistachios
#3.Walnuts
#4.Macadamia nuts
#5. peanuts
#6. Brazil nuts
#7. Hazelnuts
#9999999. Almonds
>>51957618
>tfw allergic
>>51957471
Quit with the baiting.
They can definitely get past the Spurs. Warriors are still possible.
Brook's already a team player, but he's had to be the lead man for a long time with Durant's injuries. So letting that go and working together is something I'm still trying to see right now.
>>51957666
to all of them satan?
>>51957687
I don't even know but probably
>>51957618
>Pistachios anything but #1
>Cashews above anything
>>51957618
>cashews
that's irresponsible of you tbqh, those thing take a lot of work to harvest and are inefficient as a food resource tbqh
>girl at work i've been crushing on hard for weeks
>she's a full on lesbian
I knew the warning signs.
What to do?
>>51957707
Sorry to hear senpai
>>51957707
the dropoff after walnuts is monumental. Id go to the hospital and pop some cashews if I was you though. Maybe you arnt allergic to chose
probably worth it
>>51957618
cashews a shit
>>51957709
this
>>51957618
raw almonds are the best you BAKA
>>51957731
literally retarded, call the nurse its bed time tard.
>>51957709
>>51957731
>talking shit about cashews
Pistachios still #1
>>51957718
you know you can make juice out of the fruit right?
>>51957719
Make her straight
>>51957718
yeah third world gross "juice"
>>51957729
I should probably try it. I'm definitely allergic to peanuts though.
>>51957772
ive heard Brazilians say that before is that some sort of thing with you all? is it any good?
Would you? Honest answers only please
>>51957676
>cold hard facts are bait
lol. I realize you're a homer, but still I'm sure even you can admit that blunder don't have a very good playoff record.
It's extremely doubtful that'll change this year either, and if durant or 'brick get hurt, it's all over again.
>>51957768
i'm sorry about your lack of taste in nuts
>>51957792
keep your epipen nearby
>>51957720
>ISIS
>Call of Duty
Insurgency is much more operator to be honest famsy, but the game lacks something. I feel like something lacks with the maps but I'm not sure.
>>51957806
Absolutely not.
>>51957806
I would she has a nice bunda.
>>51957806
no
blondes are pig disgusting
>>51957806
I mean she has a vagina and doesn't look obese
It would depend on her personality though because im not a slut tbqh
I found a new feature my computer desk chair has.
Shit can tilt back and lock, and because it's heavy as fug it stays fine.
Like half lying down right now under a blanket, comfy times.
What antivirus should I use?
And don't propagate that /g/ "you don't need one" maymay. I'm retarded enough to definitely need one. To deny my own retardedy would be...well, retarded.
>>51957831
all my epi-pens expired years ago. I live on the edge.
>>51957827
>cold hard facts
This is b8
Yeah, the record isn't good. I don't think they're going to win the championship. But they're good enough to be 4th or 3rd.
>>51957855
I can never lean back in a computer chair after hearing stories about the hydraulics canisters exploding while people leaned back in their chair.
>>51957871
common_sense.exe
Or just run malwarebytes every few weeks
kissed a girl for the first time lads and held hands and shit
but i was just a rebound for her so she's already moved on from me
now i'm a depressed, sad ass fuqboi
but does this make me a normalfag now?
>>51957871
Install OpenBSD
>El Chapo and his band of misfits will take on ISIS in your lifetime
>>51957891
Yes, fuck off normie
gf just sent me this
>>51957871
Windows defender
>>51957889
Honestly that wouldn't even be all that bad.
I could press charges like a bitch and not have to work.
>>51957891
You're still a beta.
Welcome back home.
>>51957871
Malwarebytes sounds like it'd work for you.
>>51957794
Well *I* like it, it has a very distinct flavor so I couldn't tell you if you would like it or not.
>>51957889
w-what?
>>51957890
I just said I'm retarded enough to need one
Trust me, I wish I could just use common sense. But occasionally I really go full retard. I can't just convince myself that it doesn't happen, because it definitely does.
>>51957903
that's not an antivirus
>>51957929
unless it erupts and shoot shrapnel into your anus killing you
>>51957914
I hope they kill that motherfucker to be honest.
>>51957958
Just get malwarebytes and run scans every once in a while. Or have it run all the time after buying it
>>51957954
similar to anythng else you have tried?
>tfw nighttime 2/3rds the day
>sleep from 6p-10p
>still nighttime
>second sleep from 1a-5a
>still nighttime
>arrive to work
>still nighttime
>leave work
>nighttime again
>>51957937
feels good to be back
>>51957914
>going back to an age where crime lords actually did good things occasionally
I'd welcome it desu
>>51957992
Go back to facebook
>>51957890
>>51957944
I already have Malwarebytes and it's bretty good, but it's good to have real-time anti-fucktardery. Hence why I want an anti-virus.
>>51957926
How good is it? In any case I'll probably use that for at least a little while, until I find something (assuming I do find something else).
>>51957992
Shh, no tears now.
>>51957967
>shrapnel into my anus
Wouldn't die immediately, it would depend how quickly EMS could get here.
I'm ok with this comfiness tho, super comfortable position.
If you spent time worrying about anything that could kill you, shit would be dull.
>>51958027
Microsoft security essentials and spybot search and destroy
>>51957972
>Mexi-ISIS war
>ISIS tries to invade mexico
>our mountains destroy them just like they destroyed hurricane patricia
I ingested shrooms 30mins ago AMA
>>51958027
Microsoft Security Essentials and don't be a tard.
>>51958027
It's great, it does everything that other antiviruses do but it doesn't hog resources.
>>51957981
No, Its kind of astringent I guess; I drink it with quite a bit of sugar, its one of those things that I can't really describe.
>>51957980
Let me put it this way: "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."
Having to fix my retardery retroactively isn't as good as having a program tell me I'm about to do something retarded and I shouldn't actually do it (or even go as far as outright block me from doing something retarded).
>after buying it
lyl
>>51958053
>>51958081
>Microsoft security essentials
Shit, that's what I meant, not windows defender
>>51958075
yes sand people definitely dont know anything about mountains
>>51958075
>Mexico destroys ISIS
>Trump and all the Conservikeks have to thank Mexico for doing what they couldn't
Please make this happen.
>>51958102
install Common Sense 2016 Pro
>>51958108
actually I have W8.1, so I would actually use Windows Defender, not Microsoft Security Essentials.
>>51958037
>>51958140
again, for the billionth time, I can't just pretend that I'm never going to go full retard.
Acknowledging the fact that I'm a retard is an important step in avoiding future catastrophes.
>>51958076
How do you feel? Also, I love you.
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
>>51958075
>Yfw ISIS can't into jungle warfare
Fuck the Qu'ran mate it's all about that Sun Tzu.
>>51958180
Maybe you should try to educate yourself just a little bit instead of letting a shitty program think for you.
>>51958198
Lights are brighter, sounds are richer, mood's lifted and feeling good. Not tripping yet but coming up.
>>51958075
>the middle east doesn't have mountains
get a load of this retard
>>51958156
>>51958180
Jesus if you're that retarded just get avira if you're poor and aren't afraid to have your personal information mined or kaspersky if you aren't afraid of letting Russian take a peek inside your personal files.
>>51958250
Jealous bro. Have a good trip, it's been ages since I've been able to do acid so have a good time for me too.
We looovvvee youuu
>>51958242
I'm fairly educated, but it doesn't stop me from going full retard. Not just with my computer, but with tons of things in my everyday life.
>>51958299
You're freaking me out a little with this love shit, but thanks man. I'll be enjoying myself, for sure.
>>51958342
Not the same person as the other dude who sent you love. That sort of thing just vibes well on shrooms man, universal love. Just trying to make you smile
>>51958295
what about avast? that's pretty much the most popular one according to wiki, I figure I can't go too wrong by copying normies
>>51958370
Haha, no I understand the idea, it's just a little weird coming out of a computer screen.
Feeling it now aaaaaaooooooowaaaaa
unironically listening to this rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGIHX8zJkto
normies are srsly fucking boring
they all live the same fucking life and do the same things BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DID THEM
like I can't even imagine being so fucking boring that even my life is a rerun
>>51956639
Kids need positive black role models.
>>51958413
>they all live the same fucking life and do the same things BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DID THEM
that's practically everyone on earth though
>>51958413
Why all the hate, man?
We're all experiencing a cycle here, it's all been done before.
Nothing new under the sun.
>>51958407
Its the same thing, it will detect most obvious stuff and will alert you, I would also consider getting adblock for your browser if you aren't already using it.
>>51958413
it's not like 4chan posters are all that original and devout of any repetitiveness
>>51958410
Pet sounds is a great record, nice taste.
>>51958432
then create new IPs with cool black characters, don't ruin already established IPs by suddenly making formerly mysterious characters black. It's like everybody is becoming black for no creative reason, they all just want to avoid being accused of racist and it is literally ruining creativity
>>51958413
>Says the person who sits on their computer all day every day
>>51958475
alright, thanks man
>adblock
AB or ABP? Or another one?
>>51958432
you're right m8
Race war gas the kikes now
>tfw ywn cuddle her
>tfw ywn snuggle your head into her soft bosom on a cold winter's night
jdimsa
>>51958435
>>51958480
>>51958499
>get a job because its socially expected
>value women above everything else because its the reason you exist
>go to college because its the only way you can get that job that will make you happy when you're 60 years old
>watch TV so that you have something to talk about with everybody else
Most 4chan shut ins may not be better off but at least they are significantly more interesting than normies
>>51958527
Kill yourself
Pathetic
>>51958543
No we're pretty boring
>>51958516
uBlock Origin, it comes pre-configured but you can always tweak around with it and set a more aggresive set of filters
>>51958490
>they all just want to avoid being accused of racist and it is literally ruining creativity
This is how I feel about all identity politics.
>Your game/movie/book/macaroni painting doesn't represent my incredibly specific identity; you're obviously a shill for the establishment.
>>51958543
I think part of you is just retarded and the other part is bitter.
>normies are so uninteresting
>Although I won't mention this is the 10,000th time I've posted about "normies," on 4chan in the past 48 hours
>>51958596
>implying 99.9% of normies are even that interesting enough to think up some story like that
Here you go losers
Dubs (or whatever else) decides my final class for next semester.
>Efficiency of energy sources
>Information systems engineering
>Introduction to spatial systems
>Design and energetic efficiency in building mechanics
>Advanced mechanical fabrication
>>51958638
>implying a normie didn't write that
r9k is all roleplay
>>51958527
My favorite is when you adjust slightly so her head falls somewhat off your chest and she just puts it right back on the comfy spot without even waking up.
>>51958627
>>Although I won't mention this is the 10,000th time I've posted about "normies," on 4chan in the past 48 hours
Considering you are stating things you have 0 chance of actually knowing I'm going to rightly accuse you of projecting.
>>51958658
That's from /pol/
And /r9k/ isn't roleplay
>>51958648
I'm going to become a normie
>>51958653
japanese 101
>>51958658
>/r9k/ is all roleplay
I have bad news for you, fellow normiefriend.
>>51958618
thanks m8
Honduras confirmed honorary North American
If you want we can even remove Mehico from premisses.
Pretty accurate desu
>>51958702
never mind lol
>>51958702
I liked your old name better
>>51958618
Good lad
>>51958738
Must be an old chart desu
Just spam porn here to get banned
>>51958648
>ask if she would like a drink
>>51958543
A job is required unless you go nature hippie/monk/neetbuks
Valuing women is optional depending on what you want out of them.
College kind of has to trick you into going these days as most people really have no idea what they want and will settle for office drone
I dont know anybody who watches tv outside sports.
Most 4chan shutins are painful to be around myself included.
>>51958709
oh almost forgot, disable any plugging that the a/v puts in your browser, they are useless and bloated.
>>51958738
You can do it friend. Just post your favorite Douijin or something instead.
>normies so insecure about their life choices that they have images queued up just in case anybody questions their way of life
point proven
>>51958749
doesn't varg have a wife/girlfriend?
>>51958742
this one?
>>51958784
I think I'll stay here.
>>51958792
Hey man I can post pictures of me and my gf instead if that's what you want.
I have some saved up from a couple different relationships I've had in the past 2-3 years.
>>51958780
I actually already did that, but thanks all the same m80
>>51958778
hey anon, i'm a bag of laughs
>>51958784
Did they ban the links?
how much do you spend on tuition
>>51958804
Yes he found one out of millions of women who isn't a complete slut and degenerate
>>51958819
sure that sounds alright do they have any interesting stories behind them or are you just taking pictures to post them on social media like every other normie?
>>51958842
No, just download the images and re-up to this thread until ban.
That way I can fap a little and help someone else out at the same time 2bh.
>>51958805
nope
>>51958853
>>51958853
>tfw my parents pay for my tuition
>>51958866
the kind of person who idolizes nazis isnt the same person who protests in front of riot police
>>51958913
ripip
>>51958913
>obama has been president for almost 8 years
what the fuck man I dont like how fast time moves can we slow it down.
wait I just had a thought, what if it wasn't only our perception of time that was speeding up? What is time itself was actually speeding up and every generation experiences time faster and faster?
What if all intelligence is based on time frequency and all living alpha species were at roughly the same intelligence level and growth?
>>51958913
>>51958913
finals already came
you know those girls with the 6.5/10s faces with OK bodies kinda like girl on the left >>51958913
something off about her face but that makes it soooo hot
anyone feel me?
>>51958950
she looks like a ladyboy, anon
Good thread
>>51958988
that's the way smelly man likes em
whats with the vagina posting I dont get it
I have so little nsfw content...
I'll just wait
>>51959045
>I dont get it
and you won't get any in a long time
>>51958937
Lay off the weed bub it only appears time is speeding up because you aren't paying attention to stupid shit that is not important to you
>>51959066
good one paco
>>51959066
Kek
>>51959028
I'm not judging, everyone has his moment of weakness.
>>51959066
>>51959080
That's not even the commonly held belief senpai.
>>51959045
You mean, because /cum/ is usually hardcore bro-on-bro action?
>>51959142
All the females are slowly rooted out so that brolust is never compromised
>>51959118
I don't know if I sort through all the boring memories it feels like eight years ago but if I sort through all the fun shit it feels like a week
>be me almost about to turn 19
>never knew you could retract your foreskin
>no one bothered telling me
>always thought porn had guys that were cut
>never would pull my dick hard at the tip, cuz shit nigga it's tight as fuck
>come home one day after a party
>first kiss + made out with some ugly slut, blue ballsed as fuck
>jerking it while extremely uncoordinated
>accidentally pull the head of my dick too hard
>fucking dickhead pops out
>sensitive as fuck
>18 years of rancid, rotten, putrid unwashed piss & cum suddenly hits my nose
>shit smells soo fucking bad
>i could see fucking lint stuck on my foreskin and had to pull it out
and that's my story guys, i wash it properly in the shower
>>51959210
>implying
>>51959298
>>51959281
>Canadians
>>51959298
God fucking damn it, Hiroshimoot. Look what you did to the arrows.
>>51959298
>>51959281
feels good to be cut
>>51959102
>>51959035
>>51958990
>>51958973
>>51958969
>>51958950
>>51958913
he never did get that ban he wanted so desperately
>>51959281
How did nobody teach you about this before you were 19? Did you not have parents or something?
>>51959394
fugg
>>51959272
Our perception of the speed of time increases because similar distances in time are similar proportions to how much time you've already experienced in your life. It doesn't come intuitively to conceptualize, but hopefully that was good enough.
That's at least what the popular opinion is
>>51959394
This has happened to me before, desu.
Only regret I have now is I didn't swallow her puke.
>>51959430
Sex is kinda taboo in murica. We can have action movies where the hero gunfucks the villain in the mouth, but god forbid you show a nipple.
>>51959281
Sometimes I wish I had foreskin just know what it feels like.
>>51959394
Raiden wisely said it at the end of Mortal Kombat X
"There's fates worse than death"
>>51959481
That's what I call the perfect makeout session. Undigested fish changing mouths countlessly
>>51959494
More like, a fate worse than breath, amirite?
>>51959485
Did you skip health class in high school
>>51959485
Okay fair enough to a point; but we're not even really talking about sex here, we're talking about hygiene. My parents had taught me about the importance of washing under my foreskin well before any mention of the birds and the bees.
how do i meet a girl who will bully me
as a nigger i browse both reddit and storm front when im bored
it's really interesting, it is literally 2 sides of the same coin
>>51959577
They did not teach me anything in health class. Biggest fucking waste of time. All I remember is taking home that robot baby in eighth grade.
>>51959612
just go erp with some gays
Chef Curry with the shot boy
>>51959615
wow how incredibly insightful
>>51959612
have you tried the internet?
>>51956574
I believe you have made a mistake in your post OP
>>51958027
You can buy Malwarebytes Premium w/ realtime for like 1USD on those key sites.
>>51959577
All my health class spoke about in school was stds and condoms. I didn't learn shit until college
>>51959641
>tfw tall as fuck
>hey you play basketball right
>n-no i don't like basketball
fuck baseball
>>51959662
>there is something on this planet that is at least 80,000 years old
real life is so much cooler than stories are these days, normies will never understand this though tbqh
>>51959615
>as a nigger
fuggin gross
also, why do niggers always smell weird?
>>51959612
Jalisco would be happy to watch you get fucked by a burly black man, if that's your thing.
>>51959676
How tall are you?
>>51959681
I didn't mean to quote but you should've payed more attention in health class tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZRSe9P4wOM
2-0
>>51959697
6 5
fuck being tall dude i'm trying to learn how to workout and cannot for the life of me get the form down properly for anything. fucking flexibility man
I am a real American
>>51959651
>using AV
memes lol
>>51959749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
