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Karen edition
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cara
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BAD edition
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GOOD edition
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Daily reminder that Islam is a religion of peace and no amount of gruesome murder will ever change that fact.
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>>51882000
No, seals edition
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>>51882050
>>51882040
Who do I listen to?
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lads, did mobile phones in the early 90s have contact lists or did you have to just remember numbers?
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S O P H I E
O
P
H
I
E
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>>51882071
me obviously
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ladssss
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>>51882090
you could save up to 50 numbers on your SIM card i think
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saw a literal 10/10 paki girl today

*sighs deeply*
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>>51882071
anyone, FREE to choose (but me)
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What's that now?
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>>51882090
You study mobile phone?
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>>51882070
LOL, oh shit, you're right.

>>51882071
Not australia
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What's it like being a member of the EU?
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>>51882059
Hourly reminder that 99% of Muslims are alright
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Saudi Arabia will soon have a building that is taller than England's highest mountain
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I said fuck off, snowman
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>>51882144
i'm writing a story set in the early 90s and i'm doing my research like a good writer
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>>51882111
probably still looks worse that shit
should have killed it
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>>51882165
Built by slaves
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karin a shit
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>>51882165
>English """""""""""""""""""""""""""mountains""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

t. Scothero
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just told mummy im keeping my passport and all other important documents in my room now because she always tries to keep them all and control my life x
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>>51882090
You had an address book or kept people's business cards
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>>51882184
All the great things are.
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>>51882168
nah she was legit beautiful, wasn't even caked in makeup either
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/angela-merkel-named-2015-time-person-of-the-year-a6766386.html
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>>51882167
Why did you ask something at Karen edition?
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>>51882223
>good posts
all me
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>>51882223
>opinion by an australian

So anyway...
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>>51882194
>Having a passport
Lad...
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uranium fever
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>>51882150
bad
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gf just sent me this
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>>51882243
Don't worry, Hitler was Time person of the year too. They don't always get it right.
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>>51882246
why did your military kill all those chinese civilians at nanking?
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>>51882264
whats wrong with having a passport
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>>51882243
>For asking more of her country than most politicians would dare, for standing firm against tyranny as well as expedience and for providing steadfast moral leadership in a world where it is in short supply, Angela Merkel is TIME’s Person of the Year.
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Why did your ancestors stay in England and not dare to travel to the new world?
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YASSASSIN
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>>51882313
I don't fucking know, I'll go ask 'em
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>>51882263
YANKS
OUT
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>>51882313
They didn't have handcuffs on, they were allowed to do what they wanted
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ironically watching geordie shore lol
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Do you defacate in public bus lingos? Need to but public bus lingo sacredo me
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>>51882000
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>>51882308
Its evil lad.

>>51882313
Why would anyone want to go to Canada?
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*adjusts posture aggressively*
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>>51882306
It's fake story
Don't believe it
China control their own country by letting Chinese people hate Japan.
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>>51882354
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>>51882394
that's a sign of autism
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What's all this now
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>>51882360
VICKY
I
C
K
Y
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Race is a social construct. Prove me wrong.
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>>51882408
hiroyuki if that's you can you turn the filters off now please?
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>>51882414
*TSSSSSSSSS*
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>From the dinner dance night last Saturday
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>>51882432
she was literally one of the most perfect examples of the dunning kruger effect ever 2bh
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I'll just leave these here:

>>51879210

>>51881737
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Wanna get drunk with lisicki, take funny pictures of him, then post them here!
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>>51882450
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>>51882194

>tfw already used 10 pages of a passport i got in april
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Are WebMs playing for anyone on Mobile Chrome?
They aren't for me
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>>51882296
Hitler was the right choice, he was the most important man of the year. Merkel is just an irrelevant, out of date cuc k.

Should have been Baghdadi or Putin tb h
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>>51882537
bad post
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is the nipspeaking aussie here?
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>>51882558
Post one for me to check
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*mutters sarcastic passive aggressive retort under breath*
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You need VLC you abso wasteman
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>>51882473
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>>51882450
Checkmate
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>>51882565
Trump should've got it iah
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>>51882558
they play for me after like 10 seconds
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>>51882565
It's about people who have been in the news more than anyone, Putin only shows up when Russia is involved but Merkel fucked over the whole of Europe.
Baghdadi I'll give you for the same reason
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the fact that groups of white men are no longer permitted to be displayed on film is something i will never be reconciled with and shall always hate
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Quick wank for the lads, how about it?
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>>51882550
>I've had two passports in the past
>Got one now
>Two others have a load of stamps and visas from visiting places when I was younger
>only used this one to open a saving account
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>>51882603
haha alri moot? you fucking poofta cunt
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>>51882589
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Who /drunk/ here ?
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>>51882626
Think I might suck a cock for the banter tbqh.
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>>51882621
They probably couldn't put Baghdadi because the normies would get mad, even though he is objectively the most interesting person alive today.
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>>51882606
racism is a social construct too
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http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/france-raids-mosques-what-they-found-inside-proves-trump-is-right/


based.
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>>51882683
bad post
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How do you think people in the future will view: 1) Islam 2) Racial politics like in America atm?
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>>51882645
kek australian posters /btfo/
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>>51882665
Think I might suck on a few cold ones with the lads tbqh
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>>51882699
Rasheed.
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>>51882450
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Too much oz for my liking

Oz--------------->out
Yanks----------->out
Brih-------------->out
Vocaroo slag-->in
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>>51882683
i was going to say that i miss the days when there were news sources free from any political agenda but then i realised that those days never existed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40scfpbI-A

Could you banter with Prince Harry?
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>>51882734
you on the right
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>>51882735
Alri lad, cheers!
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>>51882708
you must be new here


>>51882735
>brih
mapleniggers OUT
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normies actually care about stuff like this
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gaz-beadle-charlotte-crosby-finally-6947103
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Cara
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>>51882773
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Oz--------->desert island
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>>51882832
*dessert
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http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/08/bbc-presenter-calls-boxer-tyson-fury-dickhead-on-live-tv

Gyppos BTFO.
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>>51882849
lol
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who /gangbangingonweekendsandlonelyonweekdays/ here
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>>51882860
>swearing on tv
thought that was haram in the uk before sundown
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Should republicanism be a death sentence?
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Mehmet Oz
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>>51882894
That cos all your mates arent neet?
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>>51882894
bit gay
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>>51882906
You jest but it's haram all the time. The BBC had to apologise.
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>>51882716
Not a fan of this necrophilia gimmick
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gf just sent me this
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The wizard of oz: a fat Australian Virgin in his 30s
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>>51882894
just lonely all the time here
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>>51882150
what's it like to have a muslim run your country
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>>51882975
Wait what

I just wanted to suck on a few stubbies
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>>51882726
Rorke
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Wish I could change my personality so that I wasn't so vindictive and reactionary.
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>>51882450
Not so good actually
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>>51882997
xD
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Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
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>>51883005
I swear to god
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What does lisicki think of mashed potatoes?

Fink he's a fan?
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eating an omlette

pretending im doing it for gains
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>>51882000
Christ, is this what all Brit threads are like?
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>>51883043
shit replied to wrong post
>>51883005
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>>51883052
he's more a fan of roasties i think
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I love to wind up my maw with communist rhetoric she literally loathes it it's so much fun
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>>51882977
Your gf is a slapper haha
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>>51883049
>>51883063
Good posts
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not a fan of the stigma associated with liking carl sagan 2bh
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Not a fan of this whole "Australians breathing" gimmick
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Bought some of that yank pepper sauce, Tabasco, on impulse when I was at Tesco getting beans for lunch. Added a few drops to my beans on toast.

Actually very nice, highly recommend it lads.
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PTHFSCHHHSHSHSHHSHFHHSFHSHTHS
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just found out owen jones is legitimately gay

thought it was a meme in accordance with his kekold political philosophy
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doing a get out of bed
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>>51883018
Not a fan of this dwarf fetishist gimmick
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>>51883095
DUDE STARS LMAO
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Does anyone's eyes here get crusted over by the summer heat while they're sleeping?
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I want to understand why my brain instantly tells me that I'm unworthy of anything good when the slightest thing goes wrong academically
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>>51883100
Good lad
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Is Quebec and the French influence the source of everything wrong with Canada?
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>>51883127
fuck off you mouth breather before i dislocated your head from your neck

*lights up a cigarette*
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>>51883108
That's why the joke is that he takes miles and miles of black willies, instead of just being a kek (kek)
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>>51883140
Perfectionism.

t. fully qualified medical doctor
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>>51883140
Dopamine deficiency
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Not a fan of this pissing on perfectly good carpets gimmick
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>>51883170
It really tied the room together
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>>51883108
Lad...
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Am I wrong

for thinking that we could be something for real?
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willy...........paki................poo
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>>51883138
Use the eyedrops, Homer.
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>>51883166
>chemical imbalance """"""""""""""""""""""theory"""""""""""""""""""""""""

gas yourself
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>poornunderwaterners
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>>51883157
it's a bit sad 2bh

was hoping he would have babies with isabel hardman
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>>51882977
BOOM
CLAP
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>>51883186
best post of all time
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Well, I'm here now

Go ahead and ask your questions
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>>51883205
SOUNDS OF MY COCK
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>>51883236
What do you have on your poutine?
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>>51883151
bit uncalled for tbqh
>>51883140
because you want to think you are clever, happens to everyone
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>>51883248
Excellent question, Dr.
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haven't heard from russell brand since the election


any one know if he's okay?
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>>51883248
I agree.
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>>51883271
He's working on his PMC. He's the boss of the next level.
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>>51883236
Why a leaf?
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>>51883271
>russell brand
jfmsu
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>>51883248
Me too
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>>51883248
whatever you have, family
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First, in my experience, this is very much a gendered phenomenon in a heterocentric culture: It has its roots in toxic masculinity and expectations about how men and women relate to each other. I just haven’t experienced the same thing in queer relationships, or heard it talked about.

For that reason, I’m going to be using binary and heterocentric language through most of this piece. (However, “woman” and “man” are absolutely meant to include trans women and trans men who experience these things.) If you have thoughts about similar dynamics in queer relationships, we’d love to hear about them!
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>>51883236
What is the British equivalent of cheese curds so I can make pooteen.
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got a new gimmick for when the car autists start spouting there shit

cant wait to try it DESU
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>>51883285
I don't think that's true.
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>>51883271
He's alright, my dad met him the other week and some black woman Russell was with tried to nick my dad's phone, but Russell stopped her.
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>>51883271
OI YOU KNOW WOT IM SAYING

THOSE BANKERS
AND THEIR BONUSES
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Where did it all go wrong...

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1449646046340.jpg
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>>51883285
Put aside the rhetoric.
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the fact hes a black legionnaire is bad enough, but i mean please, for decency's sake, could he have at least made an attempt at disguising that just awful ""patois"" accent

any semblance of immersion is completely shattered whenever hes on screen, any is utterly void when he starts talking
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>>51883327
Please trust me. I am definitely not trying to distract from my own underhand dealings and attempts to seize power.
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Post /brit/ anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
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>>51883353
lol chode
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Might get a classic mini and do her up any advice?
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Where did bri get bender from?

It's a slang term from hockey players in ca tbqh
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>>51883280
>>51883306
>>51883343
>>51883361
mind if i snag these memes for the meme folder?
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>>51883353

this is a fucking imageboard you cretin
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any time an applications tells me i need to download an addon or an upgrade and I do, when I open it up afterwards it still says I need to download the same thing

what am I doing wrong lals
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pakis out
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doing a kitchen run
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me on the left
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>>51883429
vegemite sanger please x
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>>51883418
utterly terrifying, why did we as the western world allow this to happen?
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>>51883404
really good post
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>>51883374
Just finding it hard to trust you mate..
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>>51883418
The more developed a country the lower the birth rate. To prevent overpopulation we must bring about global prosperity.
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>>51883444
d'aww
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Ask a guy who knows nothing about the new star wars movie anything
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heh heh heh
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>>51883418
When did your mum move to Africa again mate? Feels about 20 years ago
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Would you ever marry your cousin?
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New gimmick: reply *yawn* to bad posts
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>tfw no new years eve /brit/ get-together
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>>51883492
What is your opinion on c.uckold pornography?
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>>51883499
pingers
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>>51883444
Really good post
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uniorinically haven't eaten meat for six days, not because I want to be a veggie faggot or anything, just trying to save money and have a good diet. I cannot remember the last time pooing was this pleasant desu, think I'm going to cut down on meat big time.
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>>51883456
Literally hasn't happened yet
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>>51883520

*yawn*
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>>51883418
not sure whether i can believe it; a lot of african countries already cant support their populations. dont know where theyd suddenly magic the food supplies from to provide for such growth
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>>51883492
What happens in it? How does it end?
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>>51883429
uh oh boy uh uhm uh okay okay give me a minute mate gotta have a think about what i want you to nab for me
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got judge rinder on lads
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>>51883520
*yawn*
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Britkeks
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>>51883521
I'll meet you mate
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Nova Scotia Canadian ----> IN
No Flag Canadian --> OUT
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>>51883523
That fad has came and went
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Loved uni last year but I've grown to hate it and those that hang around with me over the past few months. How do I go back to being left alone to work in peace for the rest of the year?
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>>51883583
Don't delete this
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>>51883574
shalom
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I'm still in college ama
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>>51883544
He's played you like a fiddle, mate
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>>51883583
repost this
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Watching Django Unchained lads.
This is some good shit.
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*yawn*
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>>51883535
It has happened, most people in africa are aged in their late teens, that's the median age. The population explosion in Africa will consume the world and we allowed it to happen.
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Having some chocolate raisins
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>>51883627
thanks lad, it was a tough project but i'm glad i did it.
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Who /stalking/ here?
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>>51883663
Wrong person I think lad
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>>51883558
A load of people are introduced

The girl jumps around and stuff

Nobody dies
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>do disk recovery
>get every single picture you posted on 4chan in the last 5 years or something
>remember it all
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>>51883680
Nah, that's actual Tarantino
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>>51883693
We shall see.
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Little song for all the yanks and aussies in the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHC05_9b0gw
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>>51883669
such a legendary /sp/ moment
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>>51883583
Literally wrong
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>>51883618
>college
Fuck off Limey
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>>51883627
It's a great flick.

Not a good film though.
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>>51883738
by proxy
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>>51883703
fuck
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>>51883669

traced my oneitis family tree on ancestry back to great-great grandparents. also looked up all her cousins on facebook (she is only friends with some of them). i know when and where her parents were born and got married.
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>>51883717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
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Imagine if Britain had as much oil as the middle east, would be pretty boss desu.
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>i post anthropomorphic frog images on my main social outlet
>i proudly identify as abnormal
>i am a misunderstood genuis who just CHOOSES to spurn society's mores and conventions (unless they are star trek conventions LOL)
>if you haven't noticed i also have an unconventional sense of humour :p
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>>51883769
What did you say her name was and what yours was and where you live?
>>
I'm a lot more interesting than the other Canadian tbqh
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>>51882744
Sounds like he's one of the lads
I like how he was on the phone to granny
>>
Just a wee reminder for all the people who post Youtube videos ITT: I don't watch them. I don't even hover over the [Embed] to see the thumbnail and judge if it's worth my time. I don't come here to watch videos. I'm not going to spend 4 minutes watching your shitty music video from a band that sounds like complete fucking shit. All that time you spend picking out your favourite video, copying and pasting the link, filling out the CAPTCHA is all entirely wasted on me.

Thought you should know ;)
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>>51883775
Fed up of this song and 'That's Not Me'.
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>tfw people, family, friends come and go but you, you are eternal

It's both a depressing and uplifting feel
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>>51883790
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/brit/ is unironically my safe space tbqh
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>>51883800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbhcChdCAUk
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>>51883782
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>>51883816
*invades your safe space*
>>
>>51883800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnywch4o9w
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>>51883812
You're quite boring lad

*yawn*
>>
*invades afghanistan*
>>
>>51883816
*touches you*
>>
Lost 3 pounds overnight

how is this possible? I can put on half a stone in a week also
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>>51883807
Yeah.... I used to wear gucci put it all in the bin cause that's not me..

>>51883800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
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>>51883841
*draws katana*
Yawn one more time motherfucker and I will have to destroy you

>>51883844
*its a hologram*
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>so anon I heard you like you say mean things about Thailad, is this true?
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>>51883865
water weight
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Doing a self loathing.
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Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you dripping cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRlJWcPzg-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP-k5pGtuq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOeRI6MDyns
>>
*yawn*
>>
Paki here, after experiencing the racists in America I'm a lot more grateful to our racists, at least they don't get violent.
>>
I used to keep a notepad of this namefag called Nick, every bit of intonation of him. Where his patents lived. What he looked like, images of him.
Just remembered that all just now.
Might take a gander at it when I get home.
>>
>>51883870
>pardners posting grime
>>
was gunna invade the bathroom to evict a great heaving mound of shit from my bowels but mother is having a shower
>>
*uses asterix's to convey the idea that I'm doing something*
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>>51883826
>tfw the sound Paki I sat next to in physics in school knew I watched anime
>he suggested Escaflowne to me but I dismissed it in favour of plebshit like Bleach

His powerlevel was lightyears beyond mine.
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>>51883908
You were warned, kiddo.............
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel......
*cuts your throat*
This mouth shall never yawn again...........
My work here is done
*tips fedora and disappears into the shadows*
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>>51883901
*clicks tongue* or naw
>>
>>51883907
>world record c+j
still Leonid Taranenko lad, he got 266. Looks like this bloke will do it though
>>
>>51883865
menopause
>>
>>51883922
It's alright, innit?
>>
do you think harry potter would have been as popular if harry was a girl?
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>>51883844
*/tv/ meme song starts playing*
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>>51883912
paki
>>
>>
Wait Ireland is real?
>>
>>51883870
>>51883982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4MdZ2QwoY
At least shit that isn't overhyped pal
>>
>calls for trump to be banned from entering UK
>people have been barred for "racist" views in the past because they are against "british values"

why do these cunts think they can tell us what "british values" are? i'm british and i hate muslims too. are they gonna kick me out? oh wait no you can't so fuck off telling us what british values are
>>
i believe in god

fedora pic
>>
I think I could kill/take anyone in this thread.
>>
>>51883983
Dunno. I had no problem with His Dark Materials as a kid even though it had a female protag. I guess some boys might be turned off by the idea though.
>>
>>51883994
Why is she cuttin about in jammies?

Why's she holding a passport?
>>
Would like to see you try wasteman
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>>51883994
Why does she have a passport? is her paki bf selling her on the white slave market?
>>
>>51883715
what happened to UTV though
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>>51884005
>shit that isn't overhyped pal
>posts lethal bizzle
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>>51884003

Can't really say lad. I read about it but can't be arsed to check anyone's facts
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>>51884006
Muslims who have only been here a week are more British than ethnic British racists tbqh.
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>>51884017
You'd have to be quick...

*is behind you*
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>>51883940
What is it with Paki's and anime? Nearly all of them watch it, even the girls
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>>51883976

Yeah 264 is probably 3rd or 4th all time. Pisarenko got 265, think someone else did, can't remember.
On another note look at his right wrist, fuck
>>
>>51884006
It's like that thing on The Simpsons years ago where they go on a TV show and the guy goes "So what I'm hearing is that you hate America?"
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>His Dark Materials
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>>51884006
I hate this country and the mentality of the people so fucking much.
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The Poet and the Painter casting shadows on the water
as the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea.
The do-er and the thinker: no allowance for the other
as the failing light illuminates the mercenary's creed.
The home fire burning: the kettle almost boiling
but the master of the house is far away.
The horses stamping, their warm breath clouding
in the sharp and frosty morning of the day.
And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword.
And the youngest of the family is moving with authority.
Building castles by the sea, he dares the tardy tide to wash them all aside.
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>>51884017
Meet me at Bradford station in 5 minutes then waste man
>>51884060
It isn't Rari Workout at least. I'm just sick of hearing Shut Up and That's Not Me
>>
New gimmick: speaking fondly of each other's mothers
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>>51884005
Hahaha I've heard this song, p good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2xBpS-DqYE
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>>51884049
>>51884054
dont ask questions
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oh here we go again, the 'female-with-no-muscle-tone-whatsoever-kills-a-6ft+-well-built-man-because-of-her-""expert super ninja warrior elite delta team army alpha force""-fighting-skills' steroeotype

just hate it, not simply because its bollocks, but because it features in every single media production in modern history

just FUCK OFF
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>>51884103
I would
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you're all sick
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>I hate Islam
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>>51884074
I think anime in general is just more prevalent among 15 and 16 year olds than we give it credit for. It turned out that the third guy at my physics bench (not a paki) also watched anime. We literally all watched anime, independently of each other suggesting it, but never spoke about it.

A different paki in the same physics class also watched anime; he watched One Piss. And there was a guy in the same year who probably watched it since we found 'hentai porn' in his internet search history.
>>
Anyone have any sweets?
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>>51884154
I'm quite well, thank you x
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>>51884111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ

rate my rapping please love
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>>51884154

Fuck off dweeb
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>>51883555
Western science

We're pumping billions into research to cure diseases that haven't been present in Europe for centuries.

Why?

An insane value placed on all human life..
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>>51884070
nice b8 faggot
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>>51884154
i am quite ill atm ta mate for caring
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>>51884154
init
*flicks hand*
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>>51884112
2, 1, 3

Close between 1 and 2. Might be different if I could see more of 2; it's difficult to assess her at that angle.
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>>51884111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMNoMHPeDRM
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>I am against immigration
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>>51884221
Reckon I could ASSess her like that alright tbf haha
*goes for a high five*
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>>51884246

>ass

fuck off yank
>>
*grabs your wrist and throws you facefirst into the dirt*
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>>51884238

>gif

fuck off
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I've been on 4chan for at least four years, near enough every day but lets round it to five days a week. On those days, I've been on for at least four hours. That's 20 hours a week at least. That's 80 hours a month, 960 hours a year. That's 3840 hours for four years. I've wasted 3840 hours.
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>>51884272
*yawn*
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>>51882313
They were busy killing Irish Catholics at the time desu
>>
Yeah I can deffo take all of you.
>>
>>51884267
hey wh- OUCH!!!!
>>
>>51884172
>>
BRUV BRUV 'ANG ABOUT... SO U CHATTIN' WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHEEEIT

How does /brit/ like my brit version of WE WUZ KAINGZ
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>I don't want to be a minority in my own country
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>>51884267
*rams a steak knife into your chest until you stop struggling*
>>
>>51884321
Doesn't feel the same on one line and is missing some **s
>>
I've been having feelings of deja vu increasingly often lads, once or twice a week.

Could it be a sign of problems?

Don't want an aneurysm tbqh.
>>
Fuck you David Cameron, Fuck you Babylon, Fuck off with your weapons, Fuck off with your disillusioned reality. You know nothing of humanity, You know nothing of compassion. What twisted planet are you from? Are you Human? We don't need war, pain and suffering. We need Community, Solidarity and proper education. Above all ells we need open minded, warm hearted, conscious HUMAN beings running the show. Not a posse of tanked up toffs invested in every act of evil the planet has to offer. You know nothing bar greed... I wouldn't wipe my arse with your ties Conservatives, Like millions of others I see straight through your veil of bullshit, you are the minority and you are in the wrong. Haha
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>>51884321
i approve
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#youaintnomuslimbruv
>>
I've been having feelings of deja vu increasingly often lads, once or twice a week.

Could it be a sign of problems?

Don't want an aneurysm tbqh.
>>
>>51884317
>>51884348
*puts hand forward as a peace offering*
*swiftly retracts it*
*puts thumb on nose and wiggles fingers*
>>
30% charge left on the phone lads :S
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>>51884172
idk what happened to my post but, it's lit x
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>>51884362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporal_lobe_epilepsy
>Simple partial seizures (SPS) involve small areas of the temporal lobe such as the amygdala and hippocampus. The term "simple" means that the level of consciousness of the patient is not altered during the seizure. In temporal lobe epilepsy, a simple partial seizure usually causes abnormal sensations only.

>These may be mnestic sensations such as déjà vu (a feeling of familiarity), jamais vu (a feeling of unfamiliarity); amnesia; or a single memory or set of memories; auditory (an abnormal sound or tune); gustatory (an abnormal taste); olfactory (a smell that is not physically present); visual; or sensory (involving feelings on the skin or in the internal organs) sensations. Sensory disturbances may seem to move over the body. Dysphoric or euphoric feelings, fear, anger, and other emotions may also occur. Often, the patient cannot describe the sensations.

>Simple partial seizures may be called "auras" by lay people who mistake them for a warning sign of a subsequent seizure. Instead, the so-called aura is actually the partial seizure itself. People who only experience simple partial seizures may not recognize what they are, nor seek medical advice about them.

t. medical doctor
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>I am against bombing terrorists
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>>51884362

your link to the space-time continuum is deteriorating.

soon you'll start fading away until you no longer exist.
>>
Have a really funny joke lads

Will post in the next thread
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>>51884237
Pretty good!
>>
>I wanted to bomb Assad but I dont want us to bomb ISIS
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>>51884237
>bugzy malone
discarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mvjHssYBEA
>>
>>51884362
I get that quite often.
>>
who wins in a fight, King Henry VIII or Winston Churchill?
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>>51884362
did you see a cat twice neo
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>>51884466
w-what type of pizza
>>
>>51884060
is this lad a heroin addict yet
>>
>>51884435
*spits out water* pfffffsshahahahahaha!!!
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>>51884466
She fucking loves a pizza, this one
>>
>>51884478
me
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>>51884346
>I believe an arbitrary chunk of the earth 'belongs' to my socially constructed racial group
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>>51884492
pineapple

(the best type of pizza)
>>
>>51884435
You're a joke, not-nova-scotia-canadian
>>
>>51884466
she's beautiful

hope it isnt just the camera
>>
>>51884405
>>51884433
Fug.

It's mostly things like reading an article and suddenly feeling like I read it before (even though it came out today), writing something and feeling I've written it before, doing some work and feeling I've done it before. For the latter it's often so strong I backtrack to check if I've done the work in question since I'm not sure.

Bit demented.
>>
>>51884536
fuck off you're not hilary
>>
>>51884466
"Wouldn't mind getting a pizza tbH"

"Pizza that frothy clunge"
>>
>>51884547
you're just in Hell la
>>
>>51884547
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.
>>
>>51884468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u01Qzjxw2SA I prefer this
>>51884541
Check her thighs out
>>
What gimmicks have yanks created
>>
Fug.

It's mostly things like reading an article and suddenly feeling like I read it before (even though it came out today), writing something and feeling I've written it before, doing some work and feeling I've done it before. For the latter it's often so strong I backtrack to check if I've done the work in question since I'm not sure.

Bit demented.
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>>51884612
Do you make fun of nan's dementia too lad?
>>
>>51884610
canada
>>
>>51884610
High quality posting.
>>
Hate Yanks tbqh lads. Something about their stubborn refusal of facts just really aggravates me.
>>
>>51884154
haha me nose is running lad how'd you know
>>
>>51884605
oh wait what the fuck it's her

I had a huge crush on her in school and by pure coincidence saw her shooting her movie in italy years ago

i came home and told all my friends i fingered her lmao
>>
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>I am a Monarchist
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>>51884612
Do you make fun of nan's dementia too lad?
>>
Check it out:

Gay lick
>>
>>51884596
the Tarzan song is the only Phil Collins song I know
>>
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>>51884668
>i hate yanks
>>
Check it out:

A fucking leaf
>>
i always wank fully naked, even take my socks off
>>
this is art
>>
>>51884724
Woah
>>
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>>51884681
>Republicans
>>
>>51884724
>wearing socks around the house

Do brits do this?
>>
actually have a 6 pack lads lmfao just realised
>>
haha I love this straight talking lad

he's saying what we're all thinking!

https://www.fb.com/LADbible/videos/2589400541107120/
>>
>>51884783
I can't afford heating so of course I do.
>>
>>51884783
i wear my shoes at all times anything else is just unhygienic
>>
>>51884724
I'm the opposite I barely pull down my trousers
>>51884783
Socks and slippers here
>>
giood thewa\d senpaitachi aghaha
>>
>>51884783
fuck off yanks wear shoes in the house
>>
>>51884783
yeah if it's cold
>>
R
>>
>>51884605
his new tune/ep is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibqG64BVrIg
>>
bit hungry but its only 10 haha
>>
>>51884807
Amazing, proper lad
>>
Why won't this website allow me to post a link from webm.host?
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>>51884305
Oooh, do me.

Been here 8 years, about 9 hours a day, every day.
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Just woke up lads
>>
>>51884783

why do Americans sleep fully clothed, with shoes on, wearing baseball caps?
>>
>>51884953
More clothes = more freedom points mate
>>
>I just woke up
>>
>>51884917
>>51884305
You two must have seen all kinds of mad shit
>>
>>51884795
Give us one mate
>>
>>51884807

cringeworthy
>>
NEW
>>51884983
>>51884983
>>51884983
>>
>>51884953
You don't sleep clothed?
>>
found this little nugget on /ck/
>>
just put my hand on my willy

never doing that again
>>
>>51884985
I was a yoot on /b/ for most of it tb h
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What if Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Man UTD gathers in Europe League?
that'd be greater than legit CL right lads?
>>
>>51885172
no
the premier league is at risk of losing their 4th champions league spot
if we do poorly in europe this year and italy do good they will go above us in the coefficients and take our champions league space
>>
>>51885172
of course it would, the premier league is the greatest league in the world

t. sky sports
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>>51885430
But EL is the better to earn the points I guess
>>
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>>51885498
Yeah, sky sports doesn't lie
>>
>>51885545
possibly, i'd guess the CL gains you more points though
I think Chelsea will go through tonight and Arsenal out
>>
pasta with naan bread instead of garlic bread

haram or decent idea, got naan to use up and no garlic bread
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