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I can already tell, this is going to be a good one.
>>51884983
haha us foxes are all mad
>>51884983
That's wrong tho
Just had a foursome with three girls and now I'm lying in bed
Ama
gotta study haha
>I'm anti-American
>>51885071
>jamie vardy
>wrong
you're getting banged m8
>no fap for one day
>wake up wanking with a rock hard boner
What the fuck is wrong with me?
http://strawpoll.me/6220151
http://strawpoll.me/6220151
http://strawpoll.me/6220151
lads, i just lost my job
what's NEET life like?
Saw my Japanese teacher for the last time ever yesterday. Gave her a hug.
Feelin sad, lads.
>>51885071
that's british food
>>51885133
shite
get applying lad
>>51885133
far too enjoyable to be healthy
>>51885128
i am on steam haha
>I'm Australian
off work for the next 3 days haha
Brb lads, with the gf
>>51885133
for me it was complete euphoria and bliss for the first month followed by extreme self loathing, panic and depression after that
>>51885164
i already am, but i might as well make the most of my time off
>>51885133
Like smoking. At first you hate it. Then you get used to it. Then you can't imagine not doing it.
>>51885192
doesnt count
*does a wicked kick flip* aha wahey! *lands and stacks it* wahe- ffffAAARCGH!!!
*spectators laugh*
>>51885126
"Why the fuck you lyin'" hahaha
Love a yank meme every now and then
>>51884983
"I don't really like Japs, I prefer english people"
Jamie Vardy
Emily
dont respond to this, you know you who are.
YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
>>51885277
thanks x
>>51885302
alri edmund
@51885294
oh great... you're back
http://civilhetes.net/iskolaudvar-2015-felgyujtalak-te-migrans
http://gepnarancs.hu/2015/12/iskolaudvar-2015-felgyujtalak-te-migrans/
>It's has been observed that children in at least one Hungarian elementary school began playing 'Migrants vs Police' during recess more and more often.
>One group plays the role of the evil migrants and the others are the good guys: the cops.
>Teachers are baffled, but don't seem to particularly care.
>Liberal groups are worried because of tolerance.
>One father stated that the game is never violent although the kids do occasionally say things like 'I'll burn you alive/cut you into pieces you migrant'.
Thoughts?
>tfw can't shitpost with britflag anymore unless I get a proxy
was fun while it lasted lads
i think its kind of funny
i think its kind of sad
the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had
>>51885294
tig ol bitties
>>51885321
bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I43DkCnI1FU What the hell is this?
>>51885361
good lads
>>51885369
follow your dreams i believe in you
>>51885071
GREAT
BRITISH
CURRY
>>51885368
what were you doing in uk famalam
*drops a pill*
*picks it up*
oops haha, me and my butterfingers
lads, where do i find lots of photos of cute british girls
>>51885361
Such a beautiful and great country.
>>51885413
>Blocked in my country
???????
>>51885473
make a fake instagram account and follow slags
>>51885473
photoshop
>>51885473
>>51885505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXeGhlA5bYk Is this blocked too?
>>51885460
On holiday, mostly it was visiting sights and going to the pub in the evenings but I managed to squeeze in some quality shitposting.
>>51885473
Just find a load of photos of the same British girl. There isn't enough qt brits so you won't find as many as you want imhotbqhwyfam
The problem is that the PC culture takes an antique understanding of power structures in the world, inverts it, and moralizes it. White bad, nonwhite good, capitalist bad, non-capitalist good, West bad, Non-west good, Christian bad, Islam good, and in the more extreme cases, man bad, women good, straight (sorry - cisgendered) bad, non-straight good.
Of course, the world doesn't really work this way, this is just an ideology that everyone didn't really notice how deeply they internalized. It's acceptable to say any manner of hateful thing against what is perceived as the privileged half of the power structure, but the other half's identity is so sacred that it's beyond reproach or criticize.
Islam is just taking advantage of the holy status we've bestowed upon it as "revered victim."
>>51885361
Fuck yeah, kebab removal
Want a VERY good lad friend
Any lads wanna volunteer
>>51885413
hate this squeeky manc twat 2bh
>>51885544
did u like our country la
>>51885540
No, but what the hell is this mate
5 (five) wanks today
>>51885413
BUT I DONT RATE U BLUD I RATE GEKO
>>51885613
enjoy your prostate cancer
>>51885613
enjoy your impotency
>>51885413
Absolute trash 2bh senpai
>>51885597
>>51885585
Some arab that abuses auto tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1j8VChdRI4
This 50 fps is making my head feel funny
>>51885413
kek
shit song Tbh
look at this cute fluffy cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
/brit/ is at its most anti muslim during the daytime. science tells me it's because you're all too thick for jobs, and thick people are often bigots.
>>51885413
Painful
>>51885590
Yeah, met a lot of brits (I have 2 friends studying in different unis so I met their friends + random slags at pubs) as well so it was fun. The cultural differences were minimal and mostly regarding things like small talk, politeness etc. negligible things
>>51885710
Actually just a uni student who doesnt have classes due to exams.
Also have every right to be anti muslim desu
They call me the (job) seeker
I've been searching all my life
won't get to get what I'm after
till the day I die
reminder that you're merely an unconscious machine and everything you do is predetermined by your biology
>>51885760
>arrogant student who's never worked a day in his life
>>51885665
Really great lyrics. Great music.
>>51885706
Amazing post
walk on jap, walk on
>>51885793
reminder that the universe follows a perfectly ordered path dictated entirely by the rigid laws of physics and everything is therefore predetermined and there is no such thing as free will
>>51885361
This primary school problem did rounds in the Polish media a few weeks back:
Translation:
>4 refugees from Syria are trying to reach Greece on a 1m x 2m x 20cm raft with a density of 800 kg/m3. Calculate how many refugees have to be pushed off the raft if each of them weights 60kg
The teacher who gave it got into some trouble.
>>51885845
>gif
fuck off
>>51885544
People actually come to britain on holiday?
For what purpose?
>>51885821
> You're arrogant if you dislike a certain religion
Aight calm down Rasheed
>>51885867
polescum detected
>>51885867
Fucking fantastic
>>51885738
did you bang any topslags?
pasta with naan bread instead of garlic bread
haram or decent idea?
got naan to use up and no garlic bread
>>51885821
t. Rob a.ka Robbo, 1st class degree in 'nuff said from Life Metropolitan University
Syrian refugee here
AMA
Anyone struggle to pee in public toilets, and refuse to do a poo in public toilets?
>>51885885
see da queen n shit
>>51885928
but then what will you do when you have curry? have garlic bread? its madness m8
>>51885960
yes and yes
>>51885951
do you like one punch man?
>>51885885
Nah, I can talk to them just fine but unless they're basically licking my face I just don't pick up on clues from women.
>>51885960
Yes sometimes. Pooing away from home is a chore.
>>51885960
I can shit in a stall but I just feel way too vulnerable pissing in a urinal.
>>51885821
t. Dean 'Deano' Dean - School of Hard Knocks graduate with a Bachelor of Life degree 2.2 in fuckin you're mum
>>51885885
It was pretty cheap for me and I like Britain (I also study history and you guys have a lot of interesting stuff to see)
How many push ups should a slim 21 year old be able to do? 10? 20? I can do about 3 before my arms give up
muslims are all mentally deranged
>>51886066
I could do over a hundred in my early twenties.
Now I'm 29 and can barely do 70.
>>51886066
350
I said meet me at the gates
Leave now, don't be late
I waited for a while
Listening to her voice mail
Mind set sail
Then the facts turned me pale
Wind, rain, hail
My fears unveiled for my fair female
She'd walked away
Too little to late
I step up the pace
Walk past the gate
Rain runs over my face
Spirit falls from grace
I purchase a hazy escape at the alcohol place
In the chase, I sat down, got a fat frown
Weeping and drown in my senses
For this love game's expensive
I walk in a trance
Got a wounded soldier stance
And the everyday geezers' stares throw me off balance
Now nothing holds significance
And nothing holds relevance
'Cause the only thing I can see is her elegance
>>51885951
Sunni/Shia/Alawi/Christian/Druze/Atheist/Yazidi??
>>51886066
Well Im an overweight 18 year old and I can do about 25. So Id say, depending on how skinny and how little muscle you have, about the same desu
Nothing better than an afternoon nap
>>51885108
iktf m8
>>51886059
We do?
>>51885992
business idea: curry with garlic bread
You get garlicy curries innit so
>>51886066
I'm 22
5'11
150lbs
Can do a set of 30 and then another after a cool down.
>>51885760
like the way you skirted round the word bigot there lad
>>51885867
I don't know how to solve this lads
HELP
>>51886218
pointless since garlic naans are already a thing
>>51886225
First calculate the mass of the raft, then the mass of water that it can fully displace
Then figure out how many times you can add 60 kg to the mass of the raft while keeping it under the mass of water
>>51886279
Ain't crispy though
How do I post a link from webm.host?
Every time I try, I get a message telling me it's spam.
Why is this site so fucking annoying?
>>51886307
post it on /gif/ or /wsg/ instead
thoughts on this?
>>51886307
>gif
fuck off
>>51886283
I got as far as calculating the mass of the raft but how do you calculate the mass of water?
>>51886332
If she were smiling more it'd look like crying laughing emoji from the thumbnail
If you had to get with an "asian" chic would you rather have:
Indian qt
Or
Arab qt?
>>51886332
>the other nominee was a fucking tranny
haha so relatable
>>51886332
Is time magazine jewish?
Post your secondary school experience
>Overweight
>Awkward
>Verbally abused but never physically once I won a fight
>Decent Grades
>Funny Friends(?)
>Mediocrity and sadness
>Wishing I could do normie stuff
Fuck it was actually awful..
>>51886400
The owners are yeah
>>51886220
If I'd said I were anti-Judaism or anti-Christianity I wouldn't be called a bigot.
Even though I am against them to the same degree I'm against Islam, no one ever calls me out on that front.
When it comes up in conversation and I say I am against Judaism and Christianity people are like "Well you're a faggot so that's understandable"
Yet as soon as I say Im anti muslim people are all like "Why would you be anti muslim they didnt even do anything to you omg you're such a bigot why don't you fuck off and vote UKIP"
Pretty annoying desu
>>51886363
>>51886225
>>51885867
1000kg/m3 is the density of water
so the raft can carry
(1000-800)*1*2*.2=80
so it can only carry rasheed, he has to push the other three off somehow
good luck rasheed
>>51886363
Water has a density of 1000 kg/m^3
>>51886400
>one of the biggest magazines in murica
what do you think?
>>51886415
>Grades
fuck off yank
>>51886328
The file must be under 4 MB.
>>51886423
what's the definition of a bigot lad?
>>51886378
arab
>>51886471
>marks
>>51886415
> Shit for first few years because I went to private primary school for a few years when I moved to Scotland
> Got in fights and verbally bullied
> 4th year comes around and I become less of a beta fucktard and begin losing weight, get decent friends but the occasional shit still happens
> 5th and 6th year were a blast, fucked up my exams but still got into uni
>>51886484
"Someone who is intolerant of those holding different views"
>>51886425
>>51886424
ah, I did not know water was 1000 kg/m^3
so how do you work out it's only one innocent syrian refugee child? each weighs 60kg so surely you can fit 3 on to make 980kg/m^3
>>51885245
God this is too true
post slags
>>51886593
Watch your units family
>>51886415
>fit
>gf
>student council president
>lounge around student council office half the day
>good friends all around
>still in the boy scouts
Truly a golden age.
>>51886612
explain please leafbro
do I have to multiply each rasheed by the power of 3 to get their weight in m^3?
>>51886593
The raft displaces only 0.4m^3 of water (400kg) and weighs 320kg.
>tfw you get the second last of something so you don't have to throw away the packaging
mwahaha
>>51886554
>"Someone who is intolerant of those holding different views"
sounds like you lad. you're a bigot. might as well accept it
>>51886648
>their weight in m^3?
>>51886648
No, you can't add densities like that
You have to convert to mass (kilograms) so that you can add the weight of the undocumented migrants, and the raft is small so a large density doesn't necessarily mean a large mass
might move to india lol
3 bathroom apartments are like 200 quid a month
can get old vespas (my fav) for £100 quid
insurance is like £20 a year
can get hindustan ambassadors for cheap waheyy
qt desi women
can poo on street
>>51886670
ah yes the arduous task of putting something in a bin
how the fuck do people stay awake, I've been up since 6 am and I'm already considering taking a nap or else I'll fall asleep during the footy
>>51886706
will now be done by someone else
mwahaha
>>51886699
better watch out for the toilet witches haha
>>51886415
>Fun for the first two years
>Freshman and Sophomore year were great
>Bunch of friends, really social
>Discover how great the indoors are during Junior year
>Lose friends, lose hobbies, become recluse
>Senior year do no electives, or sports, have 3 friends
>Graduate, move out of my parents house, change number
>>51886699
india is a cesspool, even the civilized parts
>>51886699
proto-rasheed
>>51886699
why the fuck would you need 3 bathrooms in India
>>51886593
the size of the raft is 0.2m*2m*1m=0.4m3
its weight is 0.4m3*800kg/m3=320kg
the weight of the water is 0.4m3*1000kg/m3=400kg
400kg-320kg=80kg, enough for one person
>>51886728
I don't. Sleep is love, sleep is life.
what's it like when you bus a nut but she keep suckin
>>51886751
For prayer
>>51886751
so he can own 50% of india's toilets
>>51886667
>>51886687
this is doing my head in
so how do you work out that the raft only displaces 0.4m^3 of water? or how much it weighs in kg?
>>51886728
I don't sleep, cos sleep is the cousin of death
>>51886794
>>51886667
>>51886687
it's okay lads I sort of get it now
ta lad >>51886755
>Northern Ireland is such a shithole people there want to move to India
>>51886782
Probably like when u bus a nut and keep jackin
>>51886791
Seems like an unstable investment tBh
>>51886794
Dimensions are 1 m x 2 m x 0.2 m
Multiply together to get a volume of 0.4 m^3
Multiply by density (800 kg/m^3) to get a mass of 320 kg
Multiply by density of water (1000 kg/m^3) to get a mass of 400 kg
The raft can hold only 80 kg before sinking
>>51886782
You seen that bit at the end of 2001 a space odyssey? It's like that m8
>>51886415
>pretty good because i went to a top-notch private school
>picked on, but not physically bullied because a) it was rare at our school and b) i had friends and just avoided confrontations
>was definitely a beta faggot
>got good grades because i'm smart as fuck
>>51886671
> The definition of intolerant is "not tolerant of views, beliefs, or behaviour that differ from one's own."
> The definition of tolerant is "showing willingness to allow the existence of opinions or behaviour that one does not necessarily agree with"
Do I agree with their beliefs? Fuck no
Do I tolerate them? Yeah. If I was intolerant of a certain set of beliefs I'd probably join a campaign against them.
But part of living in a free society is being able to practice your beliefs. Just as many religious people I know dislike the fact I'm gay, they tolerate it, because holding a certain set of beliefs does not inherently define you as a human being.
It's how you act upon your beliefs and treat other people that defines who you are as a person.
Also fuck you for causing me to write the most reddit-tier shit I've ever written
>>51886794
>the UK used to rule the seas
>>51886849
yeah I sort of get it now
how the fuck is that a primary school problem christ alive
>>51886791
jej
>>51886855
Someone needs to do a CIA shoop with this
>>51886891
we are literal mongs compared to the rest of western/central europe
name my instagram account please
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@22.5728139,88.3507889,3a,19.3y,142.55h,86.84t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-3QcfUh5MKm4%2FU5yDKw0DcmI%2FAAAAAAAA0vs%2F7pQag2nKQ00!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-3QcfUh5MKm4%2FU5yDKw0DcmI%2FAAAAAAAA0vs%2F7pQag2nKQ00%2Fw203-h101-n-k-no%2F!7i7168!8i3584!6m1!1e1
me in middle
>>51887008
Refugee_Slayer69
>>51887010
alri jib
WHY THE FUCK HAVE WE SACKED GARRY MONK FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE DONE NO FOR FUCK SAKE
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>51887008
rfgs_r_wlcm_69
>>51886870
take it up with the dictionary people lad. you're literally the dictionary definition of a bigot
I MISSSS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>51887055
>Garry Monk sacked by Swansea after one win in last 11 games
That'll be why lad
BBC are really shilling this ban trump shit
>>51887080
Literally posted the definitions, Rasheed.
Maybe if you could read you'd understand B^)
>>51887055
who can Swansea even get to replace him
>>51887055
if I were you i'd be a lot more concerned about still being an overweight ugly virgin
>>51885214
I literally saw this picture in the NSFW section of FJ today, you incredible autist
>>51887116
>a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance
you lad
>Ban someone from the country for stating their opinion
What world do we live in?
>>51887168
did it before with wilders 2bh
>>51887168
we already ban islamic hate preachers
so why not christian ones?
>>51885867
racist 2bh
>>51887163
> Treats members of a group with hatred or intolerance.
Never done that tee bee aich
>>51887117
it's going to be the fat ugly cunt Brodge
fuck this niggering shit I hate this cunt of a shit nigger wankq
>>51887218
Who knew sports ball was so serious
> Petrol could be below £1 a litre before Christmas
Aw fucking yes lads.
We /trackday/ now lads
Lads the Hehe...meme poster just replied to my thread on /tv/
>>51887255
rover v8 swap now lads
>>51887259
u u u u
u
u
u
>>51887239
>providing £100m+ a year to the local area is not serious
fuck off you cunt
>>51887208
*haitch
>>51887259
Link
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114907
Sign the petition family.
>tfw youre a social freak who needs to stay in his compound
Managed to blag santa costume day off lads
>>51887344
>518 signatures
>be me
>sitting on train
>train is packed because of rush hour
>loads of people standing
>free seat next to me
>people look at the free seat and then at me
>they keep standing
NO ONE WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME
AM I THAT FUCKING REPULSIVE????????//
FUCING HELLL
I'M OIGN TO FUCKINJG FKILL ANSN FNUCKING CUNT ON THISJFJF KCING TRAIN
>>51887374
youre such a spacker i hate you
>>51887344
this makes no sense
why would we have a petition for something that already happens
>>51887414
Fuck off twat bag
>>51887400
They obviously thought your girlfriend had just nipped to the lav and would be back shortly.
just popping out for a bit
>>51887450
fight me irl then
>>51887414
>using the word 'spacker'
>>51887494
>unironically being attracted to gooks
>>51887457
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsqSNIR5DsU
choon
I am a proud Aryan national socialist and descendant of Woden
Life ends when you're 23.
>>51887546
MUH
What Swansea need to do if they get Brodge:
1. Get back Joe Allen for cheap
2. Loan Danny Ings or buy Charlie Austin/Jordan Rhodes
3. No more defensive football, go full out
4. Recall Nathan Dyer
5. Rape teams with pace, Montero/Ayew/Dyer
6. Ignore Gomis and his niggardly behaviour when not chosen
7. Don't let Leon Britton play ever again, sorry man.
8. Same applies to Kyle Bartley, how the fuck is he playing in a premier league team
9. Get Ben Davies back, fuck it. Or at least play that French Left back, whatever his name is.
10. Trust in Huw Jenkins
>>51887604
>tfw 22
nice knowing you lads
>>51887604
They're getting over-zealous with Carrousel now.
>>51887515
>thinking British girls can even compete with Korean girls.
When the Grand National was on someone in /brit/ said
>Kept shouting SHUT THE FRONT DOOR watching the race and my roommate panicked and ran downstairs to see what the fuck was going on
If you're here m8 would just like to let you know I still laugh about that, you're a good lad.
@51887626
Fuck off, /sp/ reject virgin twat
>>51887671
>No ass
doin a poo think
>>>>51887671
>Girls
>>51887626
why did Swansea loan Nathan Dyer?
>>51887604
23 next month lad
>>51887432
As a fuck you to the 200,000+ people who signed the petition requesting that Trump be banned from UK entry.
It's a counter petition.
Any girl can get an ass from lifting but not every girl is born with those facial aesthetics and legs.
>>51887700
>I'm an arse man
>>51887390
It says 700 now.
It's gaining momentum, lad.
>>51887730
i literally don't know
i honestly don't, i cri evry time ;c
To Lecture
Unfortunately I was unable to attend your seminar this morning and I will be unable to attend your lecture this afternoon due to a family emergency that occurred this morning.
Regards
Me
Do you think I can get the day off with this lads?
>>51887730
>replying to lisicki
get the fuck out now, insectoid
>>51887810
I don't think they care that much senpai
>>51887810
you realise lecturers couldn't give a single shit m8?
>>51887748
>ass
fuck off yank
>>51887810
Fucking lel
lads, when i was in year 8 and 9 there was this girl who would always talk to me and ask me to be her boyfriend and stuff but i always thought it wasn't genuine and she was just bullying me
do you think there's a chance she wasn't and i missed out on my only chance for a gf?
>>51887913
look her up on facebook
>>51887913
I know this feel
Happened twice but I thought they were joking so I ignored them
>>51887913
>always talk to me and ask me to be her boyfriend and stuff but i always thought it wasn't genuine and she was just bullying me
lad....
>>51887869
I've never seen or heard a Canadian say arse in my life. You're trying too hard to fit in with the commonwealth.
>>51887810
I once left a job interview by pretending my sister had been in an accident. Realized midway through it that I really hate the elderly and should not be working in a retirement home.
>>51887913
nah she was deffo fucking with you, i had that happen to me several times.
My new favourite gimmick is replying to a dozen or so people at once, nets me (You)s every time
>>51887964
i had her on facebook before i deleted it and talked to her a bit, she's boring and a degenerate now
Business idea: reply to me with your business ideas
>>51888077
an app for runners that tells them good running routes in their local area
>>51888077
a spoon that's also a fork
>>51888112
that exists
>>51888077
Dog toilet zone. No one wants to pick up shit so there should be a designated shitting zone in parks for dogs.
my gf is 21 but she's like 5'2'' and looks about 16 lads haha
>>51888077
bubble wrap that's sold specifically for the purpose of popping it
>>51888163
so every park would just have a steaming pile of dogshit?
>>51888077
Letting millions of people from middle east in west europe
>>51888077
We air lift the Kaaba from Mecca with Chinooks and move it to a new location daily, then release an app which tells which direction they have to prey in for a pound a pop.
>>51888156
oh well
>>51888163
>DESIGNATED
>SHITTING
>ZONES
>>51888212
pretty good
>>51887913
Had a girl ask me out every day for 2 months straight and turned her down every single time. She gave up and asked some other guy out and they fucked within about a week. My standards were far too high for my own good.
>>51888077
An app for food delivery where you order food from a non-delivery restraunt, and someone goes and gets it and delivers it to you.
Is like an Uber for food delivery.
>>51888201
>>51888243
Think of it like those toilets that pop up at night for drunks. They go back into the ground afterwards and into the sewer system
>>51888278
Of COURSE the yank would come up with something about FOOD the fat twat
>>51888278
>muricans don't have deliveroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnWw_lH4tQ
for fuck's sake lads why do europeans want europe to die so badly
wish we were part of the based eastern axis and not the US/Israel/European Union/Turkey/Saudi "western" cuCk bloc
>>51888278
that's called my mum
haha
http://strawpoll.me/6220728
super important post endorsed by hiroshima nagasaki esq.
anyone got any cute slags i can follow on instagram??
how do i find them?
>>51888278
>Even Thailand has this
>>51888315
>Think of it like those toilets that pop up at night for drunks
???
>>51888356
>removing containment boards
They're called containment boards for a reason
>>51885133
Shit craic. How'd you lose it?
>>51888356
Does this imply that all of the board's users are permabanned or do they get freed to infect other boards?
>>51888278
its called deliveroo m8
>>51888397
releasing /r9k/ might be interesting
>>51888380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8iR3pgt37I
>>51888340
chinks would definitely make use of anglo boipuccy
>>51888360
>>51888317
Jealous as fuck
Even if they brought it to the US, there's zero chance I'd get it here Bumfucksville, Flyoverstan.
>>51888278
>Americans don't have deliveroo
>>51888438
lmao imagine if it went down while you were still in it
>>51888360
Yeah, it was nice living in downtown Bangkok over the summer. I could have KFC delivered to my door and had access to a rooftop pool. Only $5k over the course of 2 months.
>>51888278
>tfw this is a great idea that UK got before us
Am I the only one who eats cucumber sandwiches? Does anyone else eat them?
>>51888185
hope you don't reproduce with that midget lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lfeK2tkjQ
how do I tell a guy I'm transgender lads?
>>51886841
Kek. Beautiful place, if only half the people left.
>>51888486
I have Cheese & Cucumber, not just cucumber on its own fa͏m
>>51888525
show him your willy
>>51888486
I like cucumber but I don't like them in sandwiches for some reason
>>51888525
Wait till he's sitting down with his back turned, and flop out your dick on his head.
>>51888560
you like them up the bum instead, don't ya, sissy yank boy?
>>51888462
>>51888317
what is this
>Sorry, we don't currently service xxx xxx. Please enter your email address and we'll notify you once we do.
:(
>>51887626
What has Gomis done this time?
>>51888329
Decades of jewish propaganda.
>>51888471
but KFC is really shit here imo.. I occasionally get Mc Delivery. Best is Foodpanda they'll bring anything, Carl's Jr. is a personal favourite.
>>51888421
I just want turboautists to stop shouting normie fuck off every time I mention going out or something
>>51888579
be shit and lazy
>>51888577
I think they only deliver to offices atm
>>51888626
that's a fair point.
me on the left
literally never heard of any of these places
>>51887344
The petition was gaining traction until it was
shut down.
>Petitions is down for maintenance
Unbelievable.
>>51888626
going out makes you a normie though so FONT
>>51888278
>>51888360
We have this too desu
Many different ones in fact
>>51888591
No it's not. I came back home telling everyone how amazing Thai KFC was. Those fried chicken cutlet sets with rice and a salad with that spicy orange sauce on top with peanuts were delicious.
>>51888626
FONT
>>51888577
it's for relevant cities only pal
>>51888652
me in the middle
>>51888652
skream ??? benga
who's the lad in the middle, lad? i recognise his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw
Good tune tbqh
>>51888655
>dirtyburger
Me on the left.
>>51888686
>""""""global"""""" capitalism
fucking kek
doing a get for /brit/ lads
>nottingham trent pooniversity
>>51888723
edgy
>>51888525
These freaks need locking up.
>>51888516
She's really cute 2bh, but I don't think I could have a boy and do that to him. It'd be fine if it was a girl.
>>51888670
I've never had KFC in the US, but I'd say it's several times better in the UK.
To each his own and all that, but I don't order rice from fast food places, there's plenty of authentic azn food around, when I order from a Western franchise I want something western.
Also they're always out of original chicken and like "wait 10 minutes m8 lol" so I go to subway.
>>51888626
Kill yourself.
/brit/
>>51888707
hatcha
maisie
>posting slows as people attempt a get
jej
>>51888848
seething, poorious pooicide watch etc
>>51888867
>6 points
>L.A. Beast finally got his wish fulfilled
>>51888826
>wanting a girl
at the rate things are going she'll be wearing make up at 8, drinking at 9 and getting anal fucked by mohammed and the gang off Tinder by 10
I feel sorry for anyone with a daughter growing up in this fuckpit of a country
you gotta watch them like a hawk to avoid this shit
>>51888525
Is anyone bothered by how it almost seems hip nowadays to come out as a transgender person or have a child that is gender neutral or some shit?
>>51888888
WAHEYYYYYYYYY
>>51888888
lame.
>>51888888
we did it
>>51888888
WAAAAAHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY
>>51887457
those shoes are ridiculous
why do women do that to themselves?
>>51888888
AYYYYYY
>>51888723
Such a delightful bitchy queer.
May he continue using the gay shield to shit on everything.
>>51888936
youre the kind of person who posts cancerball
RIP 3PAC
>>51888888
S..S...Senpai
>>51888888
wahey!
>>51888888
why are brit gets so shit?
>>51888888
shit get lad
>>51888888
yo yo
p cool bro
>>51888888
oh wow would you look at that, the b0ng stole the get once again oh wow how rare such news nothing like this has ever happened before like when have b0ngs ever taken stuff that wasn't theirs wow amazing
>>51888991
you are literally seething and on poopetually poorious damage control and pooicide watch
>>51888991
>why are all gets so shit
>>51888991
>>51889006
>>51889026
>>51889022
>>51888981
>>51888967
fuck off, JF scum
>>51889030
pajeet has internet i see
JFs OUT
>>51889031
There hasn't been a good one since Peter Hitchens
>>51889026
fuck off you gypo twat
>>51888911
A good proportion of lefties do it because it's trendy.
>>51888909
I would educate my child properly.
>>51889081
b0ngs had so many thieves and crooks and murderers they had to steal and dedicate an entire continent to housing them
lol ur the biggest gyppos on the planet m8
real banger here, lads
neck's fookin sore from headbangin, laughing my arse off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
>>51888991
Why are where ever you come from so irrelevant?
>>51889080
I can agree with this.
>>51889126
Are you even a country?
>>51889121
>implying you can control them
hahaah, come on. do you think you can reverse the effects of societal programming? you can't, friend. and you can't control what schools teach them either. you can't control the boys she sees. you can't do shit. the best you can do is move to a 100% white area and send her to a strict girls only, private school
>>51889134
ask putin see if he responds to a small irrelevant island that no one listens to xDDD
>>51889127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LOaEzmaPfU'
nice one m8 aha
>>51889187
no i'm an individual
>>51889196
The get is over now, can you fuck off or what mate....
>>51889208
Nikolay Ciganski Ciganyov, plz go
>>51889196
so irrelevant you're speaking it's language.. wew
>>51889261
monolinguals do not understand any other language ;)))
>>51889190
Your outlook is bleak and a bit bitter, mate. Lots of girls turn out fine with the right parenting.
Had a great night out with ur mums, thanks again lads haha
>>51889290
Yeah, we'll pretend the whole world speaks English just to benefit Anglos if that makes you feel better.
>>51889196
You are so mad at your betters.
>>51889304
My outlook is reality.
I live in london and see white girls with shitskins everyday
>>51889248
im arriving in 2 hours
my chicken and curry better be ready by then, jupta
>>51885071
`taht'sthejoke.jgdp
Tips for nofap?
*closes eyes and puckers lips*
>>51889290
Why would any English speaker waste their time learning some irrelevant babble?
>>51888652
>tfw not part of the original dubstep scene
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35055146
atheists BTFO
>>51889379
theres no benefits of nofap past day 3
>>51889379
don't do it lad
>>51889204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHPNoYR-Mg
cheers lad
>>51889379
Instead of nofap I just wank every few days
It's worth it
>>51889396
>criticised Fury's "outdated" views on women, homosexuality and abortion.
IT'S 2015!
>>51889396
Good man
>but criticised Fury's "outdated" views on women, homosexuality and abortion.
Do they do the same with Amir Khan?
>>51889379
that's begging for an infection tbqh
>>51889357
2 hours? it'll take much longer than that. you're travelling by horse, right, gyppo?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35055146
>catholics
>>51889532
>that's begging for an infection tbqh
?
>>51889534
what are you talking about, uleh?
new india and new pakistan are only 2 hours away by foot
>it's a white, married woman unironically says she's attracted to Shaun 'The Dark Destroyer' Wallace episode
just realised i got to that link by clicking it here fuck me im stupid
>>51889566
see
>>51889396
and then kill yourself
>>51889532
>>51889577
Don't listen to him. This is what happens when you masturbate too much >>24859038
>>51889613
kek
>>51889610
He seems genuinely autistic
>>51889477
>tfw I always try to but still fail
What exactly did this boxer say that has gotten everyone so triggered?
>>51889601
I think you're confused or it's your low cigany IQ. Probably both, actually.
>>51889681
>9-12 times a day for 4 years
JESUS CHRIST
>>51889713
Jesus Christ is his lord and saviour
>>51889610
It's the sinnerman today
1/10, made me check
>>51889681
>wanking 9-12 times a day for 4 years
Jesus christ what a trooper
>>51889713
woman's place is in the kitchen or on her back
gays are paedophiles
something about Jessica Enis
>>51889713
>people are surprised that a subhuman has politically incorrect views
>>51889760
When Bradley asked her who she wanted she said Shaun because she fancied him.
>>51889681
H O N E Y M U S T A R D
>>51889733
ok so just because you're paki, you think you're better than me? i literally come from an area between india and pakistan. just cos i have no nationality doesn't mean you gotta banter me for it, snobby cunt. prolly sikh too.
>>51889843
Wew, lad. I didn't mean to hurt you. I thought we were just having some fun. Sorry, friend.
No wonder economic equality is beyond the endurance of modern democratic man: the house, the car, the bank balance are his immortality symbols. Or put another way, if a black man moves next door, it is not merely that your house diminishes in value, but that you diminish in fullness on the level of visible immortality, and so you die.
>>51889681
>i can't afford a doctor
fucking yanks
>No wonder economic equality is beyond the endurance of modern democratic man: the house, the car, the bank balance are his immortality symbols. Or put another way, if a black man moves next door, it is not merely that your house diminishes in value, but that you diminish in fullness on the level of visible immortality, and so you die.
>>51889789
So he is in fact talking sense?
>>51889681
>I can't afford a doctor
Pity people living in shit countries
>>51889947
Delete this
