So I've been jerking off about 9-12 times a day every day for 4 years now, and whenever I ejaculate my semen has started to look like this. I can't afford a doctor because I'm NEET, what do you guys suggest I do? Does anyone know what it is?
>>24859038
What's it taste like?
>9-12 times a day
what in the fuck
>>24859038
STOP EJACULATING YOU DUMBFUCK
Gross dude. Looks like an infection.
>>24859038
looks like caramel
>>24859059
this.
If you know the taste maybe we can help.
congrats. you've eaten so many tendies that your body makes its own honey mustard dip.
but seriously, yeah your shit's fucked up.
>>24859038
Is today gonna be the day /r9k/ posts disgusting dick shit?
Seriously, your pic is making me sick to my stomach.
>>24859059
>>24859083
>>24859091
>>24859095
if it tastes good op can collect it and start selling as creamy goo
I'm a professional masturbater and can confirm that you have AIDS in your cum. Try fapping more to get all the bad cum out.
you broke your balls
Your sperm are dying before they leave your ballsack. They know that being ejaculated is a deathwish, so they just get it over with.
Looks like a mixture of piss and pre-cum.
>>24859148
smart semen
OP.
Any pain? Itching? Any burning sensation?
If not and you're not going to a doctor, try this.
Hold off wanking for a 2 weeks and drink nothing but water, lots of water. At least 2 pints a day.
Then go bust a nut and see if it's gotten any better.Or even better, go to r/asks doctor and give them all the info because they're actually doctors and they can help for free.le leddit lmao cucoldry kekek
>>24859038
Blood in your semen. I had the same, but it's wasn't as dark as you though.
>>24859038
It's blood you fuck up. Probably from inflammation from you hitting it so hard. Leave it for like a week or two and it should be fine...maybe
>>24859038
you broke it op
>>24859038
You have an infection, probably a prostate infection. Do you feel pain when you push the area behind your balls?
Looks like DNP cum
ease up on the syrup OP
Dickhole is wide. Looks like OP was "sounding" I.e. shoving things down his dick and got an infection.
This board is disgusting. There's this thread, and then there's the ball zit thread. What is wrong with you degenerates? Can't stop touching your penis for one second and consider your health? Socrates was right, you people are the metaphorical jar with holes, always rushing to fill your jar back up, but oh so quickly it empties. I can't fathom why anyone else would masturbate 12 times a day for 4 years.
>>24859038
Its blood, you may have ruptured a vein, my dad is a penus doctor so I kind of know what I'm talking about
It looks like you have aids, congratulations anon.
>>24859282
Welcome to 4chan. This place was always like this until only recently. You probably think pissing in bottles is gross too, don't you?
>>24859282
>Degenerate meme
go back to /pol/.
>guaranteed replies
it's caramel or honey you dolts
>>24859315
It is gross yes. Don't act like everyone on 4chan was a hopeless chronic masturbator who pissed in bottles until whatever magical cut off year you want to say (It's 2011 by the way) came about.
>>24859328
If masturbating 14 times a day or whatever isn't degenerate what is?
>having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.
>>24859332
who puts caramel or honey on their penis?
like honestly
>>24859315
/r9k/ wasn't piss bottle central until 3 years ago and the only place that was edgy and tryhard was /b/. Then newfags like you shat up the entire site because you thought "its 4chan bro LOL".
I don't give a shit about gross things on 4chan but "it was always like this newfag" is a terrible argument.
>>24859368
Shut the fuck up and go back to your containment board tripcancer
>>24859038
>ywn wank so often and so hard that you literally break your own dick
Was it worth it, OP?
>>24859392
This is the containment board. Or were you not here for when moot shut down /r9k/? You know for a board that gets so little traffic in comparison to all the other boards, you guys sure are whiny and obnoxious when off your board. I can understand /pol/ having such a large presence, because it is literally the 3rd or 4th largest board on 4chan. For /r9k/? No explanation.
Just go ahead and click that filter button :^))).
>>24859376
somebody desperate for attention
>>24859419
Are you gone yet?
>>24859297
do you reguarly talk about cocks with your dad?
I want reddit to leave.
That's not op.
>>24859038
>>24859059
M C D O N A L D S
M U S T A R D
S A U C E
This is the second masturbating injury I've seen on /r9k/. Wish we had more, they're kekworthy desu.
>>24859368
go back to reddit niggerer
I've cum blood before. This is nothing.
>>24859667
Are you a viking?
>>24859667
George Fisher pls
>>24859282
At least they're not tripfags
>>24859705
>responding to them
We should just keep posting pictures like this an all of the normies and tripfags will leave
>>24859038
>"muh superior lifestyle"
Us wage "kekolds" can wank all we want and afford the surgery to fix our cock.
you have chlamydia, look it up.
Ive seen this before 11 to be specific it's the maplesyrupurinedisease your gonna be kill
I once had puss like substance comming out my dick(nowhere near as OPs pic, just more like droplets) hurt like hell when peeing(I needed like 10 minutes to pee a few drops), doctor just said it was an irritation, he said it happens when you sit on something cold in the winter. Went to another doctor because it didnt stop hurting and he gave me anti biotics.
>>24859038
You have your own caramel dispenser at your disposal use it.
>>24859038
Lallar Mocke is that you?
>>24859457
>with your dad
Yeah, my daddy taught me a few things too... like how to not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.
Stop fucking bee's nests.
watashi wa doctor anon desu.
its bacteria, try drinking only and ONLY water for a week and cool your testicles with ice every day for 10 mins and it shouldnt be that yellow anymore desu.
>>24859419
I-I masturbate only once a week, I like feeling horny. Am I alright s-senpai?
I feel that I should specify that I am a virgin as well and am 20 years old.
>>24860437
>I feel that I should specify that I am a virgin as well and am 20 years old.
I'm on that boat
>>24860437
Do you even drink water?
i think youve run out of seeds, only the nutrients are left.
>>24859148
My semen color changes to yellow if I let it dry on my clothes, so this might actually be true.
>>24860170
>desu
unorRiginal COmmENT
Looks like pus.
It's blood in the cum. It's orange/yellow for the same reason urine is yellow; dead blood cells. Since it's not bright red blood that suggests a problem in the testicles themselves.
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/blood-in-semen/Pages/Introduction.aspx
>>24859434
Spergelord BTFO
lel, this is even better than the guy who broke his penis wiring because of Hidamari
OP here! Gullible pieces of shit.
>>24863526
Explain this to me
It's because u have a dirty dick u fucker
>>24859038
>denied vital health care because can't afford it
>mfw greatest country on Earth
>>24862048
it is the robot filtering the word newfag
>>24862124
the only actual response, others are meme shitposter. this thread is cancer
high sulfur diet
eat more tendies and less greens
lrn 2 google
>>24859038
SPOILER THAT SHIT PLEASE FUCK
>9-12 times a day
>every day for 4 years
Jesus fuck. Stop fapping.
If it doesn't go away after a week of no fap, see a fucking doctor.
>>24859038
my goodness.
a-anon..
any more disgusting dickpics/stories?
i like this kind of stuff
>>24859038
does it hurt ?
it could be some bacterial infection
you really should see a doc
Are you into urethra insertions OP? That dick man...
the fuck am i reading??? this is perfectly normal, don't worry about this!
>>24863697
washington didn't say that
Looks like someone cracked on egg over your dick tbtmh pham
>>24864203
It doesn't seem that normal anon
M U ST A R D
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>>24859038
You're not telling enough. Does it smell bad, does it hurt?
>>24859235
Ugh dear god why, repressed memories bro
you jackoff too much OP no-fap november was supposed to help
your fucked
>>24862048
We're on a Japanese image board you fucking mong
I think it's pee combined cum
looks like a prostate infection
>>24867108
I don't think it is, would it be coming out of his dick?
fuck
when will this thread 404? im tired of seeing this guys gross dick in the catalog
Why do you have 2 dick holes?
>>24859038
ye ran out of the good stuff
Is it a co-incidence that the people who can't afford doctors are always the ones dumb enough to need them?
>>24867470
It could, if I remember well from Biology back in high school the prostate is responsible for the production of semen
>>24859038
>cum that looks like nuclear fuel
>I can't afford a doctor
AND THE LAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I can't afford a doctor because I'm NEET
it sure sucks to be an amerikek
>>24859282
I was excited to talk about my scrote pimples and there was no such thread. Guess that's what I get for trusting a tripfag
>>24859419
>bitches about r9k being whiny and obnoxious
>still visits the board
>"just go ahead and click that filter button :^)))"
Man, that guy who said 4chan was turning into tumblr was right
>>24862048
>actually being this handicapped
NEWFAGGOT
>>24859038
what the fuck
hope you've made funeral preparations op
>>24859038
> I've been jerking off about 9-12 times a day every day
Bullshit. That's not possible for one, and also, there's no way your balls could still have nut after ejaculating 9 times in a single day.
It's either a prostate infection or prostate bleeding.
You should probably chill out with the fapping.
>>24859038
looks delicious OP
>>24859038
Relax OP you're just turning into an orange.
fresh squeezed with pulp
>>24867986
it's very possible, especially if he's uncut.
I've been fapping around 7 times a day for a few weeks now, and these bouts of excessive fapping can last months at a time.
you're right about there being little ejaculation, it's barely a tablespoon, sometimes even less after a few nuts, but it'll become a decent amount with just a week or so of not fapping.
OP is confirmed canadian
>>24859060
I'm not even NEET and I average like 12x/day
>>24859038
Lmao @ you poor NEET faggots
i've started hitting my max at about 7-10x for the past week or so and i realize that i have to knock that shit off
i have considered that i am a chronic masturbator and that i need to abstain
OP is confirmed
Juiced
>>24859038
>tfw I masturbate a lot
Is this going to happen to me? I mean I am never going to stop masturbating but I am scared.
>>24869093
How many times are day are you at, familia?
Jesus Christ OP
You need help.
You are going to destroy your penis.
>>24869175
Only once or twice. Some days I don't masturbate at all but usually I do.
Get help for your buttpenis first
>>24869226
Lol 1 or 2?
I'm at 12x/day like OP.
My dick works fine and my cum is still white and pearly and tasty for my gf.
I may have an addiction tho, cus I'd rather fap than fuck her
>tfw I fap while she's in the bed
She might as well go ahead and kuk me, she's annoying as fuck anyways
>>24859235
It's slightly big, but not that much.
Most guys who aren't circumcised have a full-sized meatus.
Years of having your glans exposed makes your pee hole shrink something fierce.
>>24859038
Your penis looks feminine, that is just period blood.
>>24859038
Jesus christ OP! D:
go to the doctor!
>>24867781
Testes produce sperm and prostate produces fluid that carries it
>9-12 times a day
what the fuck
>>24859038
congratulations you have pools of blood in your stomach
>>24859083
I can never look at butterscotch/caramel the same way.
>>24862048
>check my b8man
>9-12 times a day
How the fuck is this even possible, even when I was a horny af teenager I only averaged like 4 times a day max.
>>24859083
If cum tasted like caramel, I'd literally do nothing but suck dick all day
no homo
lmfao this nigga ejaculating egg yolk
>>24859038
>9-12 times a day
>averaging one jerk every 2-3 hours
Live by the sword, die by the sword
maybe you should just amputate desu
>9-12 times per day
how do you even find the time? even if you're a NEET that is ridiculous
Wow. Free apple cider in December.
>>24870891
seriously this. I can't tell if OP is exaggerating or what. How is this even fucking possible?
>>24859038
I'm not a doctor and this isn't something I've seen before, but my guess is you have a liver problem. Are you a heavy drinker? Do you have jaundice? Sometimes a yellow color in body fluids means they're full of bilirubin and that happens when your liver is dying.
