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blitzed brits edition
>de gay
>its the Gideon power hour PMQs spin-off special
>>51879279
Happy birthday!
oi rudeboy, shutup
Not liking how my birthday is rolling out so far
It just feels like another day
But worse somehow
>>51879276
started watching the sapronas lads and it cant help take me back to the suburb i use to live in when i was a kid
use to live in an italian suburb called haberfield, fucking italian wogs that look just like these middle-aged mafia fellas left, right, and centre. my siblings and i use to point out to certain, older cafes and talk about how they were all mafia guys in there just watching italian football. fucking wild, lads.
are the irish the most kucked nation ever?
LEE
NO HOUSE PARTIES
>>51879314
thanks u too
Muh curry houses
Lel
>>51879314
Thx pham
>curry houses
fucking lol
Muslims are the only people in Britain redpilled against the Jewish menace.
Ones at my work openly talk about the global Jewish conspiracy
>>51879297
>I never miss PMQs, I like to stay informed
body is ready lads
really worried about the future of europe due to the muslim influx iah lads
C U R R Y
GREAT
BRITISH
CURRY
>>51879389
splendid isolation mamily
>>51879365
>falling for muslim misdirection tactics
I'll just leave this here:
>>51879210
haha what's this about curry houses
spill the beans lads
Post your favourite Muslims
>its an SNP question
>>51879397
maybe the best option pham
>>51879417
Konnie Huq was complaining about immigration control killing curry houses
>>51879420
pileofcorpses.jpg
>>51879444
more like connie kuq lmao
>>51879420
this iah
>>51879453
wasn't winnie a bender?
>>51879444
oh yes because if there's one thing we don't have enough of in britain it's fucking curry houses
yui
just disabled my Facebook wall so I wouldn't look pathetic when only 30 people say happy birthday like last year
>>51879478
She didn't want more, she said they were being forced to close.
>not liking curry
Are you a JF?
>>51879469
>In a letter to Lady Lytton in the same year Churchill wrote: “You will think me a pasha [rank of distinction in the Ottoman Empire]. I wish I were.”
>Churchill’s fascination led him and his close friend Wilfrid S. Blunt, the poet and radical supporter of Muslim causes, to dressing in Arab clothes in private while in each other’s company. Dr Dockter said of the letter from Lady Gwendoline: “Churchill had fought in Sudan and on the North West frontier of India so had much experience on being in 'Islamic areas’.
>>51879509
I love curry but the idea that there will at any point be a shortage is laughable
>>51879276
REEEEEE!!!
>>51879498
>only 30
fuck off normie
some people barely scrape 10
>>51879542
*queue battlefield 1942 music*
>>51879509
Hate curry tbqh.
t. kraut
*opens the door*
>>51879365
they even attack them on the streets
truly mualims are kings among men
*gets on the floor*
>>51879607
Please close the door, it's cold outside.
*everybody does the dinosaur*
>>51879542
>>51879556
literally took forever to load this game on my pc at the time lmao
>>51879544
I have roughly 800 friends on Facebook though
I used to be a raging normie
Had a fall of grace and here I am
*shuffles in with pants around ankles*
*squats down and does a big poo on the floor*
*shuffles out with pants around ankles*
>>51879654
fck off normie
I'm actually starting to get along with people at uni
I quickly found out that every one was a normie and thought I wasn't going to get on with anyone.
It turns out that we're all slightly racist, so I get along with everyone now
Churchil also denounced Islam and compared Muslims to dogs, so I don't know where this "he loved Islam" comes from.
should women vote?
>>51879591
didn't he never actually say that
>>51879654
ask for sympathy from /cum/
you'll get none here
>>51879654
same iah lad, except i didn't have a fall from grace the chon is just my escape from normiedom
*hugs you*
*pulls you into bed*
*closes door*
Going to fly business class for the first time lads. Business trip to San Diego haha.
I feel like an important business person.
>>51879698
Probably the same twat who's been banging on about Prince Charles
no worries bday boy xx
Do you think the reason America and Britain's alliance has soured while Obama is in office is because Obama is a crypto-muslim while Cameron is a crypto-kike?
*shuffles in*
*does the harlem shake*
*shuffles out*
Can't wrap my head around being proud to not be a normie
Any oz wanna explain
>>51879739
literally what
>>51879701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKf5IUGn_Y
>>51879751
>using double negatives
slow down, mate
>>51879698
its typical coopting of dead public figures for a cause
>is on 4chan 90 hours a day
>thinks he's a normie
cute
*shuffles in with a bacon butty*
*removes the bacon due to harsh sharia law placed by the pakis in /brit/*
*shuffles out*
*laughs at you not with you*
>>51879739
>Fascist
Has this word lost all meaning now?
Fascism is a complete idea for government which is radically different from capitalism.
I've not seen any UK politicians talk about fascist policies.
>>51879751
cognitive dissonance
>>51879739
Lmao what a mong
>>51879768
>>51879776
t. Jimmy Saville
>>51879751
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wanting to ban Donald Trump from the UK
>>51879798
fucking hate that website
>>51879815
fucking scots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP56DuUpKBE
Some high test kpop lads
*shuffles in with russell howard*
*racism thrown out of every orifice of russell*
*shuffles out*
>petition to block Trump from the UK
Fuck this country
>>51879815
why does the uk ban non lefties
Would wholeheartedly recommend becoming a normie tbqh.
Lifting, getting a job I enjoy, and using skills I'm valued for daily improved my social standing and financial situation on top of curing all my mental problems other than going on /brit/.
*does a little dance*
*makes a little love*
*gets down tonight*
*gets down tonight*
It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on
wish I could be a normie again lads
I do normie stuff like go out and talk to girls but not normie stuff like texting girls and having a gf
I wanna be a charismatic lad like lisicki
>>51879449
I'd post a picture of somebody mocking English people, but it'd just fuel your masochism.
*shuffles in*
*steals your gimmick*
*shuffles out*
>>51879845
hyosung is a gigantic slut
t. a man who walks towards cameras
>>51879783
only 24 hours in a day you mong :)
>>51879787
"Fascism" is just a buzzword insult that progressives use to make allegories to Hitler
They have no idea what fascism actually means or implies
>>51879654
once a normie, always a normie
i manamam aamanaanamanm aNAMNAMAMNNAM
>>51879859
Northerns and Scots are massive cugolds
>>51879769
>The future must not belong to those who target Coptic Christians in Egypt — it must be claimed by those in Tahrir Square who chanted, "Muslims, Christians, we are one." The future must not belong to those who bully women — it must be shaped by girls who go to school, and those who stand for a world where our daughters can live their dreams just like our sons.
>The future must not belong to those corrupt few who steal a country's resources — it must be won by the students and entrepreneurs, the workers and business owners who seek a broader prosperity for all people. Those are the women and men that America stands with; theirs is the vision we will support.
>The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. But to be credible, those who condemn that slander must also condemn the hate we see in the images of Jesus Christ that are desecrated, or churches that are destroyed, or the Holocaust that is denied.
bit different when its actually in context 2bh
>>51879798
It physically hurts whenever I see this image because in real life the exact opposite has happened. The zeitgeist of modern Britain has lurched so far left that policies that were seen of as normal a few decades ago are now called far-right.
>every boy wants to have sex with their mother
what did he mean by this?
>>51879850
>We don't like Trumps views!
>Well what should we do?
>Copy him and ban people we don't like!
>>51879921
this
>>51879922
"I want to have sex with me mum tbH"
"but don't we all lads haha"
>>51879922
pretty self-explanatory, you stupid shite
>>51879928
>mfw they call people fascist
lets talk about smellls
what is your favourite smell
>>51879891
She's certainly gigantic in some areas lad
>>51879882
waheyy
>>51879961
>>51879922
In Freud's defence his mum was hot.
>>51879983
girls hair xx
>>51879983
canadian girls bumholes
>>51880001
pics?
>>51879983
ur mums gash
>>51879912
not really
>>51879983
burger
>>51879983
Lavender
>>51879983
Girls
hope tyson fury wins SPOTY but the BBC have to rig the vote and give it to some black spastic olympics cunt
Elvis did some good choons desu
>>51879912
WOW thats a shit speech
why does he think hes lincoln or jfk or something?
>>51880053
I don't think they need to rig the vote to make sure he doesn't win 2bh
>I hope a pikey wins SPOTY just to piss of the lefties
>>51879983
curry
>>51879542
>it aint me starts playing
*laughs in your direction*
two Greggs baguettes down the hatch
3 canadians walk into greggs
greg tells them to fuck off
>>51880140
>>51880158
greggs mind
>>51880096
I hope Tyson wins because he's a cool dude, I thought he was comedy gold before the big fight
>>51880140
>>51880158
alri jake
>>51880190
so?
someone redpill me on how lisickis picture came about
trollface :D :D
>>51880217
sorry mate going to try that again in a minute
>>51880231
HE COMES
cameras
walking
purple ties
the whole shebang, ya know bud?
done a doing
*stretches*
*yawns*
*uncups ballsack*
time to get out of bed then I suppose.
Nothing against faggots, just think they should all be killed.
>>51880231
lurk more newfag
>>51880140
calories for days
>>51880231
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=89561936&postcount=3079
>>51880231
at a slow but purposeful saunter
>>51880231
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
Why did he post a pic of him walking intimidatingly at you though
*groans*
*cringes*
*heavily sighs*
time to stop pretending to work and actually work i guess
>>51880268
Balls fetishist here. How big are your balls? Haha banter.
the dinner dance was behind me so he was taking the most direct route
>>51880311
normie
>>51880283
so?
>>51880328
really big actually haha
oh how i miss him
What's wrong with being a normie?
Only serious answers please.
Having a laugh at someone else's expense
>>51880391
nothing. success breeds jealously iah
t. normie
so you can put me
inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
>>51880363
Oh great haha haha
Mind posting them? Haha wayheeey
>>51880391
Nothing, honestly. They're just hard to relate to when you aren't a normie.
you are standing in front of a room of 40 people
>>51880417
sfw board lad haha
>I'm a normie
>>51880342
I dont live in a commie welfare state. Gotta slave to eat.
anyone else find it funny that the username of the guy who posted lisicki.jpg is "cena"
great banter haha
>>51880464
Just pop them in a imgur link hahaha would be TOP banter t b h
>>51880486
what do you do?
>>51880374
If you like him so much, why didnt you vote for him?
>>51880391
Success breeds jealousy.
>>51880487
AND HIS NAME
IS KEV CENA
>>51880515
im not gay though so no i will not do that sorry
Reckon if we had gun rights like the yanks, I'd have offed myself ages ago.
>>51880522
Consume titanic amounts of coffee, burp loudly as my stomach burns and acid runs up my throat, and write a few lines of code so I can at least fake activity.
However the last few weeks I had to do more work, and it hurts, man. It really does. Man isnt designed to be productive, it feels so unnatural. I want to masturbate and watch funny videos on youtube.
redpill me on job centre plus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
>>51880529
lmao SO TRUE lol xD
Anyone wanna post pics of their younger sisters?
Oz first
ISIS wants an all out war with the western "crusaders" to fulfill a prophecy of theirs.
Why not give it to them?
>>51880588
bennies
>>51879878
me on the left
>>51880617
They WANT to be bombed. We've fallen for it and we have Daesh pie all over our face.
>>51880547
Neither am I hahaha just wanting a little looksie don't be a wanker tease slut.
>>51880588
Tune tbhwy lad
>>51880596
my sisters are both older than me lad, soz
bye
are you white canuck?
or are you sikh?
>>51880656
i am not a wanker tease slut
i dont even know exactly what that means
>Australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a step backwards
>Daesh
>>51880704
You are one. You stupid fucking cunt slut.
thinking about joining the army because i have a fetish for soldier women but i'm acutely aware that most of them are probably bulldykes
what do you reckon lads?
>>51880652
I sure hope we don't fall into their master plan and nuke them!
>>51880737
join the army as a bulldyke
Light in my room just flickered
But spooked
This just in lads
lads how much did people beat to death the bane meme
>>51880732
this has turn't into a very strange conversation
i'm going to terminate it now, gl in finding a slut
Just nuke mecca during the hajj to be frank
>>51880771
wahey just like hitler
>>51880771
>it's not a fucking meme
kill me now
hello
i am traveling to the United Kingdom during New Years?
I will be traveling to London and Edinburgh
does anyone have any recommendations for cool stuff to do?
>fart
>poo comes out
I'm a paki-African-Sikh-Arab-Muslim lad
Ama
>>51880709
>mfw I've eaten both of them
>>51880808
fuck off were full
>>51880771
literally the most evil person alive
ok then post your skin and i'll believe you
>>51880813
Sihks are bro tier !!!!!!1!!!!
>>51880797
Fine you ass. Bit miffed now fucking hell lads.
>>51880808
Did you make this picture yourself?
fucking lmao, i know anything set in ancient rome is used to push multiculturalism to the fullest extent possible, but this film has a fucking gook in it for heavens sake
he must have been one of those well known sino-roman citizens of north britain
>>51880771
>it's not even fake
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35048796
>>51880771
Following in the steps of Hitler, Staling, Putin, Bush, Gaddafi and other such great leaders.
Times is hilariously bad at choosing who to put on covers.
If by some miracle we eradicated ISIS from Syria, they'll have completely taken over Libya by then
Imagine lefties during WW2
>"But Hitler WANTS to be bombed!"
>tfw met an autistic American girl online
Jackpot tbqh lads
>>51880808
london's a paki shithole, may as well just go to pakistan
not been to edinburgh since i was like 7 and i forgot what it's like haha
they got a big gun in the castle though
>>51880873
Excellent post, best post ITT ATM DESU
>>51880813
Rasheed Mnmengo Singh Mohammed al-Islami my son
>>51880866
it's the worlds best person mate, it's meant to be the most important person in that year
>>51880873
cute
Post feet lad
>>51880852
i [spoiler]found it on google[/spoiler]
>>51880872
>london blown up by planes and rockets
>bomber command organises raids on germany
>but muh innocent germans
>>51880909
>Ms Merkel had provided "steadfast moral leadership in a world where it is in short supply", the editor Nancy Gibbs wrote.
>tfw pink nipples but black hair on them
ying and yang, lads. ying and yang.
>>51880872
>How can you want to stop German immigration across the channel?
>>51880881
where?
>>51880950
>Nancy
Women are the downfall of humanity tbqh.
WHO TF UP REAL NIGGA HOURS IF YOUS HITTIN DAT MEAN KUSH JUST SMASH DAT MUTHAFUKKIN LIKE UP!!!!!
has anyone's prime minister dressed up in indian clothing and danced with Indians before?
if they have then they're a right wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2jgJJG2is
>>51880950
oh look a woman supporting batshit insane leftist policy, no suprises there
>>51880978
Omegle hilariously enough.
>>51880872
>>51880943
Harris was so based
>"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
>"We are going to scourge the Third Reich from end to end. We are bombing Germany city by city and ever more terribly in order to make it impossible for her to go on with the war. That is our object; we shall pursue it relentlessly. "
>"I do not personally regard the whole of the remaining cities of Germany as worth the bones of one British Grenadier. It therefore seems to me that there is one and only one valid argument on which a case for giving up strategic bombing could be based, namely that it has already completed its task and that nothing now remains for the Armies to do except to occupy Germany against unorganized resistance. "
Have a very Jewish nose tbf
Hate it
Are we posting pictures of our nipples?
>>51881015
theyre designed to do that
>>51881038
takbir
>>51881027
wew lad
on cam?
what tag/s?
T E A C H M E
>they're designed to do that
>>51881038
Awful post, worst post ITT ATM DESU
Considering TIME almost gave it to Al-Baghdaddi I wouldn't consider them giving it Merkel to be a positive thing.
It's not the worlds best person award, it's the person who has impacted the world the most.
my new PIN is well easy to remember
>>51881111
is it 1111 haha
>>51881069
Just on the Question and Answer section. It was completely by chance that I encountered her.
>>51880857
You watching centurion senpai
>>51881111
Is it your post number?
>>51881127
no it isnt
How has perception of war changed so drastically from being perfectly willing the carpet bomb civilian cities 70 years ago, to how it is now where everyone cries whenever a civilian dies?
blazed as shit
>>51881126
2 N I P S
>>51881111
is it 1337
average british citizenry in 2nd century A.D
as is well known amongst contemporary historians, roman britain was home to large african, chinese and pakistani communities
>>51881140
yes
>>51881126
Gee Bill!
>>51881162
total war isn't the same as fighting a bunch of terrorists though tbf
>>51881176
MATE
you are now breathing manually xD
you are now blinking manually xD
you can now see your nose xD
you are now aware your ears click when you swallow xD
>>51881162
Probably something to do with global connectivity and a shift to the left in the cultural zeitgeist.
>>51881044
no shit
>>51881192
Liverpool supporters made up a very large proportion of the population back then.
>>51881126
>>51881038
If you don't have pink nippples you aren't white this is a genetic fact.
>>51881176
DUDE
>>51881249
WEED
>>51881192
Its all worth it for the qt scot at the end tbb
>>51881162
Toxic cult of sentimentality in modern culture.
It will go away once we get in a proper war that influences the citizens directly.
>>51881259
haha
>>51881208
where's reddit: the country gone?
doing a differential expression pipeline run lads
multiculturalism is ok because like black sailors lived in liverpool and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq13dvtZjP4
I can't stay on Yik Yak, someone unironically said fascism is "killing minorities" and therefore Nigel Farage and Donald Trump are fascists
>>51881246
>TFW offspring of a white brit and a mixed anglo-indian
THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE LITTLE DARLIN
YOU'LL GO RIDING ON THE HORSES YEAH YEAH
WAY UP IN THE SKY LITTLE DARLING IN THE SKY LITTLE DARLIN
AND IF YOU FALL I'LL PICK YOU UP, PICK YOU UP
>>51881338
I think they meant fuckwits, not fascist. Might be they are not using English as a first language.
>>51881367
paki
>>51881367
pooskin detected
social media is cancer 2bh
>>51881367
you haven't won the lottery of life
Are there any historical accounts of double penetration or is it a modern creation?
>>51881377
Nope, they said that hating Muslims is a Nazi thing to do then called Trump and Farage fascists for wanting to cut immigration
>>51881387
>>51881405
Worst thing is, I live in a small northern town so I'm literally the darkest guy here
>>51881454
ask ur mum lmao
Can't afford hardback books, yankee candles or CK boxers lads
>>51881444
me on the right
muslims?
nope can't say im too keen on them
lads does it make sense to "appreciate the romanticism in hiking"?
>>51881444
How many times has Obongo said 'Enough is enough' after a mass shooting? He said it after Jared Lougher, after James Holmes, after the reporters were shot live on air, after Charleston, after the one at the abortion clinic, after the last one in California.
>>51881455
Still they are both fuckwits, not fascists. That said people using nazi as a slur is old and nothing to get het up about. Far right, left, up , down it doesnt matter, its the same kind of people just from a different viewpoint. They are mostly mouthing from a position of ignorance and aren't interested in being wrong regardless of evidence, doesnt matter wether its faragians or sjws, its the same type of person basically.
Thought about it for a bit and still can't figure out why countries poorer than India don't poo in the street like them
might work in an office lads
not a bender though so it will be hard to adapt
>>51881584
It has nothing to do with being poor, it's a cultural thing.
Pooing inside an enclosed space is 'dirty'.
>>51881584
india spends all their money on magic carpets and taj mahals so they have nothing left for toilets
>>51881564
We're never getting rid of guns here. After Newtown happened and nothing changed, guns are going to be a permanent part of our society.
If only everyone had guns then we'd fix the problem, amirite mates?
>>51881564
It's on purpose to drive up firearm sales. People in america say Obama is the greatest gun salesmen of all time.
IMPORTANT LADS:
emily dickinson was the one who hard a stiffy for nature yeah?
>designated pissing carpets
>>51881636
I wish we had guns
also, just wanted to mention, although in every film and tv production the slaves of rome are exclusively foreigners, in reality they werent
within the italian peninsular 80% of slaves were indeed italians
vagining pissbollock
got my final disciplinary hearing in 25 minutes lads
not gonna lie, i'm bricking it
>>51881708
>Not owning a gun and practising a bit of cheeky jihad with the lads
Caliphate of Bradistan reporting in.
>tfw made an absolute mess of my life
>>51881708
Why's that?
>>51881761
well it's not going to clean itself up lad
>you will never own slaves
>you will never force a qt slave to cuddle you
why live
>>51881811
What the fuck am I reading mate...
>>51881783
They look like a fun hobby. It'd be fun just going to a gun range and comparing how good a shot you are with your gun with mates init.
>>51881846
r/politics lad
>>51881811
AGREED.
>>51881811
i bet that stupid faggot would smoke crack just because his mom told him not to
>you'll never take your gf to new york for christmas
>>51881743
what u done la
is there any doubt that cristiano ronaldo is the greatest goalscorer of all time
>>51881873
FAIRYTALE
>>51881866
Rasheed.
>>51881868
>mom
fuck off yank
>>51881873
fuck off trillionaire
fucking hell lads gon and done it again with another very large text to this girl haha what am i
>>51881811
typical self hating leftist masochist
leftists are all hugely insecure, damaged people and they project them onto society at large, they want us all to burn and be miserable like they are.
>>51881855
I've done that, it is fun
>>51881873
Took her for Valentine's tbf
>>51881873
YA SCUMBAG YA MAGGOT
>>51881855
Hahaha, I've been to a shooting range and it's pretty fun. I think as long as it's contained guns are alright.
>>51881873
:(
>>51881898
no you fuck off, you stupid smelly vegemite-eater
>>51881873
not that great desu
t.gabagool
*sighs deeply then loads up FIFA 16*
* sghs deeply then rocket 69s*
4 (four) yank posts in a row
Disgusting
>you will never take ahkmed to dubai for ramadan
>>51881972
got a lot of teeth for a smart cunt, you know that seppo?
>>51881979
Do you have an accent?
>>51882041
This is up there on the list of annoying questions yanks ask
Are WebMs playing for anyone on Chrome on Mobile?
They aren't for me
>>51882041
very much so
when i went to alabama girls found it cute
