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Alright you lazy fucks I'll start another one edition
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>>51876643
>>51876651
all me
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me
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zealand
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wake me up
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having a look
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Here's the thing lads.

There's unrionically a lesbian who I used to work with at uni.

She literally sharesd all this shit about how the bible is more evil than the Koran and how it is Christians, not Muslims, who are evil.

Does she unironically not see the irony that any Christian nation these days wouldn't give a fuck if she is gay, but any Muslim nation would take issue solely with her being a woman??
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can't wake up
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>>51876688
at what haha
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>>51876641
>>51876641
should i sell out lads?
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>>51876678
>>51876691
Tell her to go on holiday to Saudi Arabia with a girlfriend
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Who /economics/ here
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can't wake up
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>>51876691
Are you unironically trying to decipher lefty thought?
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>>51876701
yeah lad, do iah
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>>51876701
dont do it
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save me
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>>51876701

it's an opportunity to infiltrate the party and inform on him/her to the opposition.
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>>51876721
>>51876725
bit confused now iah
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>>51876715
I'm an econ major mate
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>>51876709
>>51876720
I don't get it though

I'm left wing but I'm just not retarded and hate myself, or white people.

She unrionically studies gender studies though, so perhaps that has something to do with it
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Brits, you can send us any unwanted slavs you have lying around.
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>>51876643
>lazy fucks
we were on page 4 you dumb cunt
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>>51876739
Good lad
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>>51876730
this is true
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>>51876753

>not being proactive

figures
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>>51876751
how about some muslims instead?
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>>51876643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1oyTbVVJM0
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>>51876753
oh no please dont tell janny
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>american """"""""""""""""""ships"""""""""""""""""""""""
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>who \economics\ here
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taking a chance
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Australian posting some VERY nice traps in another thread right now, getting my willy quite hard actually.
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>>51876691
Leftists align themselves with muzzies because they share a common enemy.
They care more about stopping the right wing than they do about actual liberal principles like equality for women and gay rights.
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>>51876798
looks sci-fi iah, i like it
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Yanks are getting trolled by their media so hard and actually believe the UK government wants to ban Trump. /pol/ is currently mad as fuck.
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>>51876701
do it la, politics is all about selling your soul anyway
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>>51876798
fuck that thing is beautiful

looks like if they infused ww1 and sleek futuristic aesthetics together
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>>51876782
Trump put a ban on them, sorry lad.
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>>51876798
What's wrong with it?
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>>51876841
A portion of our population DOES want to ban trump though.
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>>51876823
bent cunt
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>>51876608
did you ever watch the link i posted? thought you might like it mate
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honestly think i could get a gf if i got a job or went to uni but i just cannot be fucked for the life of me
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>>51876866
Is it the wrong way up?
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>>51876897
rude
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>>51876883
The signatories are mostly yanks with post code generators
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>>51876691
>Leftists align themselves with muzzies because they share a common enemy.

>They care more about stopping the right wing than they do about actual liberal principles like equality for women and gay rights
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>>51876924
fuck mate we're probably in no place to talk shit hey one of ours is the meat pie and the other one is just lamb
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writing hiragana lads
ama
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>Convert who protested outside Parliament over Syrian airstrikes with poster saying 'I am a Muslim... do you trust me enough for a hug?' now faces jail for threatening to bomb MP's house
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>>51876924
Could murder a massala right now ngl
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>>51876921
I think most lefties genuinely believe Islam isn't like that, only extremists believe in that stuff because they know a muslim couple who have a pretty good marriage or some other anecdotal evidence
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trying my best
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>>51876935
But at least they're yours.
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>>51876924
looks nice iah
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>>51876949
Yeah, but the MP voted for airstrikes in Syria.
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>>51876949
source?
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>>51876981
pretty sure the brits made the meat pie and i'm not sure if you can even claim a roast lamb since it's the type of dish that's probably been around since we've eaten ship
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>>51876798
>I'm left wing but I'm just not retarded and hate myself, or white people.
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>>51876691
Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
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Really wish I had a reddit account so I could reply with "Does that mean we can decide Muslims aren't British" lads.
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>>51876883

0.11856474258970359% of the uk want trump to be banned from entering the uk, if all the signatures are real.
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>>51877013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3349803/Muslim-convert-faces-jail-threatening-bomb-MP-s-house.html
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>>51877021
this man thinks obama is a muslim btw
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>British """""""""films"""""""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPY-sCiRCeA
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>>51877013
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/08/muslim-convert-who-threatened-to-bomb-an-mp-also-asked-people-to-hug-him-in-public-5552808/
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>>51877049
>Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
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most muslims want sharia law in the west. their values are incompatible with ours.
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doing a post.... thoughts on it?
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>>51877028
>White people that are awful in any way aren't white
>Conservatives aren't really conservative
>Men aren't really men
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>>51876981
they're ours too
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>>51876691

Probably her stupid faggot brain, that's all fucked up. Gays are far more likely to have mental disorders like bipolar.
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Why are Canadians always the biggest muslim apologists?
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>>51877037
That's not how petitions work tho. Amount of signatures means nothing if the government want to do it.
Almost half a million signatures to reduce immigration and the government said "lolno".

Banning handguns had something like 60k back in 1997 and they banned them
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>meet a girl online
>start talking
>see my friend added her too
>she suddenly stops talking to me
>she suddenly stops liking my posts
>she uploads a photo of her
>on a bus
>to
>my friend's neighbourhood

what does this mean for me?
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>>51877105
bad idea
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>>51877105
apply yourself
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>>51877105
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>>Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
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Fancy a wank?
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>>51877128
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>>51877132
>Really wish I had a reddit account
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doing a cry
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>>51877128
anno domini
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bender mafia out in fully force itt
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Emily.
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https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/overseas-visitors-and-migrants-extending-charges-for-nhs-services

The government is asking for input on whether or not we should charge migrants for NHS services.
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>>51877137
>turkek
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>>51877028
just make one lad, it would be a laugh
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really sick of this canuck fedoraposter
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>I throw my countrymen under the bus so anons from the uk will like me better
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>>51877221
Yes, if I went to Spain and got an ambulance. I'd have to pay for the hospital trip. Why should non-nationals get free access to the NHS?
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>>51877237
really sick of canadians in general
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Warning signs of cyber crime

The following behaviours may indicate a young person is at risk of getting involved in cyber crime:

-Is your child spending all of their time online?
-Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
-Do they have irregular sleeping patterns?
-Do they get an income from their online activities, do you know why and how?
-Are they resistant when asked what they do online?
-Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
-Have they become more socially isolated?

If a young person is showing some of these signs try and have a conversation with them about their online activities. This will allow you to assess their computer knowledge proficiency so you can understand what they are doing, explain the consequences of cyber crime and help them make the right choices.
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>really sick of canadians in general

>I throw my countrymen under the bus so anons from the uk will like me better
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Wish I was home gayposting on /brit/ ;_;
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watching paul murray's interview with tony abbott from the other night.

makes me angry at turnkek for starting a coup and the leftist media for hating on tone for NO reason. REEEEEEEEEE.
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all muslims should have their houses bugged, phones tapped and internet monitored
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Currently nude lads.
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>I don't like penises going in and out my arse and mouth
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>>51877306
seek mental help
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>>51877391
Good post
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>I'll get a scotch on the rocks my good man
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>>51877333
Agreed.
>>51877334
Good post I enjoyed this.
>>51877401
Bigot
>>51877428
Don't understand. Bad post.
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>I'll get a leaf on the flag my good man
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SKLJHHSHKKHSKSHHSHKLSLKSHKLSLHSKLHCHKCKHLCHKKLCHSCLKSCHSKLHCLSHKSKCHKKSCHLSHKHSCKSLKHCKHCHKHCKH - me making funny noises to my cat
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HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR FLAG SENPAI??
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>i value my reddit account just as much if not more than i value my Canadian citizenship
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Been away for a while, did I miss any good black friday deals on amazon?
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>>51877391
VERY good post.
>>51877453
Funny post made me chuckle
>>51877478
Good lad
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18 years, 18 years
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>>51877502
>when normies drink
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>>51877478
are you in some sort of care home for the mentally disabled
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>>51877482
Another classic post.
>>51877486
Bad post.
>>51877502
Amusing post. Ree and all that.
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>>51877539
nah mate i just LOVE to make mischief
im right now sitting
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Quick tribute wank for the lads
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>>51877544
>Bad post

oh fuck off twat you wouldn't know a good post if it hit you in the gob
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>>51877524
Nonsensical post.
>>51877528
Bad post
>>51877539
Mean post
>>51877560
Top lad. Good poster.
>>51877576
Good lad.
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>I rate /brit/ posts
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>his flag doesn't contain the color blue
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good posting is MY gimmick
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wish i was rich lads i could hire someone to teach me nipponese
i dont have the attention span for this
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>>51877582
Good post. Made me giggle.
>>51877616
Bad post
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lonely desu lads
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just woke up lads
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>>51877665
ask them whats for breakfast haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO7P6LE7nA
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hey lads
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>>51877649
kys
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Why is Ireland so rude
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fuckin ell lads jap tutors going for £20 an hour
bargain desu
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>>51877649
thats gay as fuck
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grab a drink grab a glass
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>>51877708
[Subscribes to your blog]
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3 canadians walk into a bar

the bartender tells them to fuck off
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3 canadians walk into a bar

they apologise to it
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>>51877708
Honestly don't need one mate.

I self teahc Chinese, you can literally just get a few lessons to grasp the basic rules and then buy self-teach books.

If I get stuck I just google it or ask on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/

Just ask there
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just defecated

partaking in mastubation
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>>51877722
>two friends relaxing
>gay

m8...
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Gonna have a quick asphyxiation lads
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3 canadians walk into a bar

they realise they need to walk backwards to insert it
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>>51877766
ive gotten as far as learning how to write hiragana characters and i just cant stay focused
need someone to tell me what to do in person desu
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Want an ugly manlet friend

Any oz wanna volunteer
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>>51877622
>>51877627
>>51877633
Bad post(s)
>>51877649
Good post
>>51877665
Good lad
>>51877691
Fuckng terrible lad
>>51877705
Bad post
>>51877692
Good lad
>>51877708
Bad lad
>>51877722
Bigot.
>>51877736
Good post
>>51877741
Okay post
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under a lot of pressure at work today lads. it's the christmas do, got a christmas jumper competition, ice skating somewhere near waterloo and then christmas din dins and drinks somewhere later tBh
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3 canadians walk into a bar

bartender doesn't speak Chinese
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>>51877798
ya mum
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I wouldn't mind sucking on a few cold ones with the lads right now t.b.h
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want a gimmick that's actually good

any non-canadians wanna volunteer?
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>>51877807
what the heck did i do (twin shadow - slow)????
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Why is bashing christianity more socially acceptable than bashing other religions?
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Want a friend who can't read or write so I can type my passwords infront of him without mentally telling him to fuck off

Any oz wanna volunteer
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>>51877849
dunno
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>>51877816
>>51877842
>>51877843
>>51877846
WHAYYYYYYY
Australia does it again!!
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>>51877807
Thanks lad, cheers!
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>>51877849
christians are stereotypically white, other religions are not
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been tinkering with my first gimmick for a few hours now lads and i reckon i've refined it to a point where i'm ready to post it

should i post it or nah? you might not like it i'm not sure tBh
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Anime?
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^ it's gotta be better than what ca can dish out
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>>51877849
The overwhelming majority of Christians really only identify as such because of their parents or family history. The religion as a whole has become very casual, it's not something people define themselves as anymore.
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>>51877874
definitely
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Remove wasteman oz gimz
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>>51877874
post it dumb cunt
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>>51877874
We'll never know if you don't post it lad.
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>>51877882
good post
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new general coming out soon

/cal/ - canadians are lame

lmao
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>>51877911
shocker of a post
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>this eternally buttmad australian pierre
sad
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>>51877925
I like this post
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>>51877930
rude
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>>51877849
because most Christians don't care and aren't upset faggots
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>>51877882
anime
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Thingken bout life
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Gonna go wank under my palm tree lads
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>>51877882
anime
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>>51877925
Canadians B T F O
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give me a (you) and i'll end ur misery
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how do NEETs not get bored of sitting on their arse all day

I work full time but even I get bored of vidya and anime at the weekends, must be hell on earth

do they try and convince themselves they're having fun?
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>>51877950
Is that why they call it a palm tree? haha
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New gimmick: amz stop trying so hard
New gimmick: oz out
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>>51877925
BRUH
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please be here you nipknowing aussie
>では、一気に寒くなってきましたが、お互いに健康第一で!!!!ヽ(*`Д´)ノムキムキ
getting embarrassed asking every day h-haha
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>>51877892
>>51877897
>>51877910
my artifice has been triggered by (You)
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>>51877989
>Implying I don't hate being NEET
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>>51878012
Wish Canadians would leave to be truthful
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>>51877849
>>51877859
>>51877871
>>51877887
>>51877945
The lefties absolutely hate Christianity for their views on gays etc, but love Muslims because they are a monority. I have always said, if Muslims were predominantly white, the left would hate them even more than the other religions. Fucking hypocrites.
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>>51878005
Mrs palmer and her 5 friends lmao
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amz still posting lads, why?
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>>51878047
maybe
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why would someone name a capital city after an otter

stupid 2bh
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>>51878047
Those "lefties" wouldn't even exist then because they'd be too scared to do anything anyway.
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Why are the Tories trying all these expensive and convoluted ways of reducing the terrorism instead of going for the simplest method which is guaranteed to reduce terrorism?

If we deported all muslims and banned them from the UK then the threat of terrorism would drastically fall.

We'd still have so called """"""""""""""""""""""white terrorism"""""""""""""""""""""" but we wouldn't have to deal with Islamic terrorism as well, meaning overall terrorism levels would drop.

Can lefties even argue against this? Deporting all Muslims would lower terrorism.
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>>51878102
>british """"""""tories"""""""
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>>51878079
Another classic Australian post.
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>i capitalize and use proper grammar

abso wastemans
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>>51878035
I met someone from Yorkshire and he was really rude to me and called it banter

Am I just a dumb yank or is Yorkshire banter really mean?
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quote this if you if you aint no muslim bruv
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>>51878102
where would the muslims go?
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>>51878102
Are you having a go at Tories or lefties here? Can't tell tBh
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Tyson Fury vaguely says something bad about faggots

>Leftists who have never previously heard of him and don't watch boxing (or any sport) are in uproar

99% of british muslims would personally join in stoning all homosexuals to death

>Leftists rush to cram paki cock up their AIDS ridden arseholes
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does oz get tired of getting brown nosed by amz?
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>jesus did all his things around 0AD
>around 1350-1400 years later Christianity gets really fundamental and violent with Crusaders


>mohammed did all his things around 630AD
>around 1350-1400 years later in the 2000s Islam gets really fundamental and violent with terrorists and jihadists

it's like poetry

will Islam have it's own renaissance or enlightenment period in the 2200s and 2300s similar to Christianity then?
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>>51878154
Gas chamber for all I care

>>51878155
Both
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3 wanks in the past hour
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>>51878047
when i was at school me and a lot of other kids didn't like christianity while not caring about the other religions because they kept trying to push it on us when we didn't actually care
i think part of the lefty anger towards christians is being unable to just get over that from childhood
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business idea:
build time machine to go back to 630AD and kill mohammed
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How come in Assassins Creed women wear such colourful burkas but IRL burkas are not as colourful?
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>i spell properly and dont use yank spelling

reddit.ca/r/WeLoveJustinTrudeau
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>>51878180
>mohammed did all his things around 630AD

*mohammad slew, kiddly fiddled and bigamied around 630AD
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Anyone find it funny that lefties hate the Tories for all their internet monitoring proposals, but those proposals are only in place because we have a significant muslim population and lefties love muslims?

If the lefties want to get rid of government monitoring then support the deportation of all muslims.
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unironically my birthday today

too bad I have a final tomz I haven't studied for
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>>51878180
I hope so, but globalist interventions make our secularism attempts even harder.
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>>51878180
m8 are you in kindergarden?
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>>51878214
It's a video game lad, it's not real.
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>>51878214
Because muslims have got worse over time. Wearing a black burka has become something you have to do to not get raped or considered an outcast
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>>51878180

so what you're saying is that we have to wait 200-300 years before mudslimes cool off.

great.
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blah blah fucking blah muh muslims muh politics
get a fucking grip you boring autistic fucks talk about something else
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>>51878139
Nah it's not usually mean
>>51878245
They hate tories for "Killing disabled people" and bombing Syria
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>>51878245
it's currently branded as anti terror thanks to pakis
if there were no pakis it would be branded as muh children
don't know what they'd brand it as if there were no kids around either though
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>>51878277
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
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>>51878277
yeah we should talk about anime instead desu
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>>51878180
>MUH CRUSADESS!!!!

fuck off bent cunt
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pls respond
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Banging on about "lefties" is too much of a yank pastime, pack it in tBh.
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>>51878277
Rasheed.
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>>51878312
https://youtu.be/RbeOIi4swxo
why she is so perfect /brit/?
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>Stop talking about Muslims I as a proud white Brit love the fact that we have Islamic immigration.
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>>51878329
hello

>>51878319
whjat do you mean

>>51878315
>>51878312
good posts

>>51878342
rorke
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Nobody wished me happy birthday

Alri then haha
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Extremely hairy nipples lads.
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>>51878330
Rasheed.
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>>51878347
feel free to cry about brown people on /britpol/
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>>51878358
Prove it! Show us your birth certificate! Your reeeeaaallll birth certificate!
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>>51878180
Islam was far more violent in the past it didn't spread from the balkans to india by singing love songs
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>>51878360
bit hairy mine are
wouldn't look as hairy if each bit of hair wasn't so long
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>>51878207
Muhammad was 2 years from death and islam already had a foothold tbqh
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happy brithday lad

i don't give (You)s to leaf department though
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reminder muzzies will be top lads

in TWO FUCKING CENTURIES
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>>51878279
He was legitimately calling me retarded and shit like that and was like "this is the best banter I've ever had, be appreciative kiddo"

>tfw I let someone insult me because I thought it was banter

>>51878348
Thanks, Buckinghamshire, I can always acount on you.
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just real quick lads please rate today's food:

>breakfast: coffee and sandwich with mustard and 2 eggs (sunny-side up)
>lunch: a bunch of pork dumplings with sriracha sauce and soy sauce
>dinner: 350ml up and go (the larger of the up and go variety) and, now this is the climax
peanut butter and cucumber sandwich
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>>51878330
t. triggered leftie

>>51878384
confirmed paki
fuck off roach
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>>51878431
how old are you
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>>51878410
Trawleed
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>>51878427
You should have killed him and buried him in a shallow grave in the woods.
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>>51878440
how old are you
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did they change actors for tony saprona's daughter really early on in the show?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35037007
>The mayor of London Boris Johnson said Mr Trump's comments were "complete and utter nonsense"
>"Crime has been falling steadily both in London and in New York - the only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump," he added.
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>>51878452
19
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>>51878427
Unless he had some immediate, relevant reason, or long-withstanding reason to call you retarded, it wasn't banter. That's too generic of an insult
Although tbf, you are a yank
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>>51878456
boris bringing in the bants
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>>51878428
>2 sandwiches in one day
haram
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>>51878431
t. Gary "Gazzer" Smith, 1st Class degree in Hard-knocks from The University of Life
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FUCK YEAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
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Muslims bring nothing of value to the UK
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>>51878456
Based Boris
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>>51878483
around 900 calories lad but the bread's necessary to sponge up the egg yolk and i was craving a peanut butter and cucumber sarny
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any yanks here

wanna ask a question (canadians need not apply)
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>>51878453
no
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>>51878456
I'm confused. Which is it?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/violent-crime-in-london-up-by-22-per-cent-9964557.html
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>>51878518
>canadians need not apply

they're the same thing
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anime
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>>51878501
Except all the Muslim doctors and scientists and engineers and business-people and athletes and that obv.
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>>51878471
Fuck...

>>51878450
Too beta to even defend myself.
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>>51878452
I'm only 19 but my mind is old
And when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
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>>51878453
>tony saprona's daughter
she has great chebs in entourage 2bh
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Islamophobic bigots really need to fuck off
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>>51878427
In the context of you being american and there being stereotypes of americans, he was probably joking
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>>51878456
the next PM iah
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>>51878518
As long as it's not rude
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>>51878539
>British people can't be muslims and scientists
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>>51878252
:)

after you guys reform and get less sensitive about drawing your prophet and relations with women we'll walk together as bros and BTFO lefties together
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>>51878539
>>51878550
Rasheed.
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>>51878550
>implying infidels are innocent
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>>51878558
jusst wanted to say hi :)
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>>51878527
>Worst hit among the boroughs was Haringey which saw a huge 38 per cent increase.
>Ethnicity[1] 34.7% White British
lmao

>>51878539
>those things are specific to islam
>non-muslims can't be any of those
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Lets talk about kpop instead
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>>51878580

>bros

fuck off yank
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>>51878204
>Get over it

What like it was some sort of fucking trauma or something? I had all of that at school too, sure it was boring and I had no interest, but it certainly wasn't anything enough to make me hate the entire group with a passion for the rest of my life. That would be utterly irrational and an overly emotional response... Which I guess is the lefts specialty.
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>>51878542
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>>51878539
you dont sound like the small penised bitter cross-dressing autist, or are you?
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>>51878590
Thanks. Really like you aussies.

Fuckin hate canadians tho
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>>51878550
isn't there a passage in the quran that says something along the lines that non-believers aren't really people or humans or some shit
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>>51878539
they're a minority so obviously don't represent muslims m8.
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>Brother has gone and managed to get himself arrested and ready to go to prison in a Middle Eastern shithole


Welp, there's my mum dying of a heart attack
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>>51878539
brain damaged freak
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>>51878252
>globalist interventions
Just say what you mean Mehmet, no need to talk in code
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Wish I was a Jew so I could laugh at all of you
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>>51878551
Maybe, we're not friends anymore though, shut-in life is too hard for normies to handle, so he called me an ugly loser and now we aren't talking. Now I'm kinda scared of Yorkshire tbH
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>>51878633
there's many that calls upon muzzies to kill kaffir and hypocrites etc
what muslims call "innocent" and we call innocent are 2 different things
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>>51878180
B-BUT WE WUZ MATHEMATICIANS N SHEEET
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>>51878663
those are big breasts
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>>51878669
What a bitch.
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>>51878657
>Cornwall talking shit about the jews
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>>51878633
never read the thing 2bh
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>>51878594
I didn't say those things are specific to Islam you thick fucking cunt
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>>51878624
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What blinds should I get?
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>>51878687
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>>51878700
then you're an idiot due to the fact that the majority of muslims in this country are unemployed so they literally do not add value - they take value.
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>>51878690
is this a new cornwall? i've been trying to avoid /brit/ as much as possible recently
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3 hours sleep ain't the one lads
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PMQs lads
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"Innocent" is also a translation I wonder what the original Arabic word and it's context is
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>>51878580
>after you guys reform and get less sensitive about drawing your prophet and relations with women we'll walk together as bros and BTFO lefties together
Stupid people no matter what they believe, act like super sensitive and they are cebter of the world and they usually support authoritarian fags that çuck them.But as I said before reformist likes us get assasinated or persecuted. See Edip Yüksel,Rashad Khalifa

>>51878657
It's not neccesarily jews, nor russia or america wants ME able to stand up for themselves.Installing populist goverments which prevents quality education and taking our resources is good option for imperialist countries.
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>>51878756
No clue, I haven't seen a FONT in the thread yet so who knows.
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>>51878767
>had two hours sleep
>Have to go pick my sister up at 12.30
>Feel like I'll fall asleep at the wheel

Send help
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>>51878608
she looks dead inside
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That's twice this girl on my course has messaged me about coursework lads
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>>51878788
fuck off paki
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>>51878717
The most valuable poet on the M I C
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what happens when two people who prefer to listen talk?
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>>51878343
I have unironically met her in real life Tbh

my mate is a male muddle and did an advert with her, I tagged along, was a right laugh she's pretty sound Tbh
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>>51878796
FONT
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>>51878814
They take turns like everyone else, they're just happier for 50% of the time
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might have a go
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been a while since we had some good animeposting lads
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>muslim doctors are worth thousands of children being taped
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>>51878812
Him or Nas yea, no doubt pham
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Time for based George to rek some cunts
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>>51878840
Piss off racist
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>>51878839
anime
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reckon i sent this girl too much for what she sent me tbH
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>>51878689
I really like Yorkshire accents the most though! And I am a loser compared to a normie. Guys don't like girls who browse 4chan I guess.
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>>51878815
I always wanted to meet her :3
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>>51878814
awkward silence
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>>51878840
>Implying that pre-marital sex is allowed in Islam
>Implying that these men are Muslims and not just from a Muslim background
Rorke you thick cunt you've outdone yourself mate
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>>51878840
muslim doctors are proof that you don't need to be smart to be a doctor
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>>51878871
>Guys don't like girls who browse 4chan I guess.
Bait
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>>51878924
nah thats the vocaroo girl
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>>51878864
>>51878815
FONT
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Seriously obsessed lads.
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france desu
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>>51878839
My favourite anime!!!
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>>51878840
wouldn't want a muslim doctor anyway, they'd probably make me feel worse
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/7576357/Muslim-staff-escape-NHS-hygiene-rule.html
thank god i'm not a woman otherwise i'd have me fanny mutilated by them too
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I should've clarified, I mean normie guys. Sorry about that.
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>>51878949
yfs lad
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>>51878937
should think about sorting your life out
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>honourary position given to her because she's a woman

WAHEY
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>>51878914
t. Barry a.k.a Baz, 2:1 in 'hard graft' from The Life College
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>Muslims are a race
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>>51878949
loved this anime as a kid
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>>51878871
PORTLAND
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>>51878839
anime
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>>51878964
How did you manage to add a normie yorkshireman over the internet if you're in commiefornia?
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>>51878971
I'd rather think about her.
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how do I stop being a contrarian lads?

i keep talking about the faults of Islam and how many beliefs of the Qur'an are savage when I'm with lefties and paki enablers

but then I go on /brit/ or /pol/ and I'm always defending the more peaceful Muslims and the better side of Islam

i just love being the devil's advocate too much I guess
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>>51879055
>bud light
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>Well the good thing is, we have a party leader who's respected abroad.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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GABAGOL
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THE HOLY QUR'AN SAYS NOTHING ABOUT KILLING NON-MUSLIMS

ANYTHING THAT SAYS THAT IS A MISTRANSLATION OR OUT OF CONTEXT

DAESH ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS THEY ARE KHWARIJ
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>>51879072
delusional lefties irl and racist teenagers on 4chan are different breeds of mouthbreathing retards
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>>51879042
I met him on a game, and then we added each other on skype and talked and played games. I have insomnia so I stayed up a lot to talk to him while he was at work.
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>>51878988
t. Rasheed bin Arshad Al-Bradfordstani PhD Islamic Studies and member of ISIS
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Extra good episode this week boys
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>>51879078
>girl with giant tits
>ausfags focuses on beer

That's also clearly not bud light in the glass.
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>>51879103
>NON-MUSLIMS

You're right, but what about apostates?
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Man, this thread stinks, I fucking hate these people
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>>51879102
good post
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>>51879125
>girl with piss in a Bud™ Light©: Up for Whatever®
>seppo cant help but think how much better the image would be if a big black bull was giving her one
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This PMQs is bants
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*shuts the door*
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If isis aren't islamic how come their leader has a PhD in islamic studies?
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>It's from Donald from Brussells

Thought she was going to say New York lmao
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>>51879178
he's just very interested in Islam
like Churchill was
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>>51879169
Official entry level political events:

PMQs
QT
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>>51879202
So was Hitler
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>>51879135
Nothing about it, only hadithes so called prophets words say anything about it.And i quran Allah says my book is done no need other sources about religion. Hadithes written for justifying pre islamic arabic barbarian culture practises.Such as slavesy,pedos etc

Just like how St.Paul slaves should obey their masters after 3 century christ was born.And no until reforms, your head would smashed like a chestnut if you would say Saints are not sources of Christianity.
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>>51879217
what tier is The Big Questions?

very comfy to watch on Sundays
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>Yes, I'm very interested in politics. I never miss PMQs.
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>>51879251
isn't that for religious questions
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>>51879251
EDL tier
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>>51879102
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>51878844
Can't forget my man Kool G Rap
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Thx for saying happy birthday oz
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NEW

>>51879276
>>51879276
>>51879276
>>51879276
>>51879276
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>>51879217
>not watching BBC parliament all day

fucking plebs
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>>51879175
good post
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started watching the sapronas lads and it cant help take me back to the suburb i use to live in when i was a kid

use to live in an italian suburb called haberfield, fucking italian wogs that look just like these middle-aged mafia fellas left, right, and centre. my siblings and i use to point out to certain, older cafes and talk about how they were all mafia guys in there just watching italian football. fucking wild, lads.
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>fucking curry houses
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hello
i am traveling to London for new years?

does anyone have any recommendations for cool stuff to do?
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