canadian conquest edition
>>51873873
What game is that?
>>51873906
Alberto Barbosa simulator
>>51873906
victoria 2 lad
How the fuck did the heavenly Kingdom westernise that fast
>>51873911
which is this alberto barbosa meme lad
>>51873919
they have high westernization progress, i just helped them win against qing
i was getting 100k immigrants a month for a bit
>>51873868
niceme.me
>>51873950
>defending obongo
off to his gulag with you
>Brit
>no Brits
I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
EUIII is better, I can't play that bullshit
>>51873906
EUIV retard
>>51873906
its probably older than you, if you have to ask
>>51873950
barrack hussein obama
a christian name if i've ever heard of one, let's just forget his dad was a muslim
>>51873954
you've summoned this >>51873960
>>51873954
yeah that's why it smells better in here
>Obama is a Muslim
>>51873873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-BE8iicBkg
BBC in tears after poonited went out
"I've been to the same church _ the same Christian church _ for almost 20 years," Obama said, stressing the word Christian and drawing cheers from the faithful in reply. "I was sworn in with my hand on the family Bible. Whenever I'm in the United States Senate, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. So if you get some silly e-mail ... send it back to whoever sent it and tell them this is all crazy. Educate."
Obama is referring to a debunked chain e-mail circulating widely on the Internet that suggests he is hiding his Islamic roots and may be a terrorist in disguise. It says he was sworn into the Senate on the Quran and turns his back on the flag during the pledge.
Some facts, some misstatements
There are some truths in the e-mail's details. Obama's middle name is Hussein. His father and stepfather were Muslim. And he spent part of his childhood in Indonesia, a largely Muslim country. But he attended secular and Catholic schools, not a radical madrassa.
>>51873953
I hate Obama, I didn't vote for him even the first time.
>>51873971
His father was a muslim, who eventually turned into an atheist
>obama wasn't born in Kenya and he is definitely NOT a Muslim
how do i get a gf /brit/?
not racist but white people are superior
>>51870461
wish I'd thought of this Tbh
would make it into a youtube video and rake in the views but that would be bang out of order
>Obama is a Christian, he'd never lie to get elected.
>Obama
>Kills loads of Muslims with drones
>Goes to Church
>Smokes, drinks, eats pork
>"He's a Muslim"
based barak
Ayrshire, please.
unironically miss the nonce
why are you lads talking about obango all of a sudden
waching DS9 lads
that major kira has a right set of chebs and a nice arse too
obongo bongo bongo i dont want 2 leave the congo oh no no no no no
*an unpleasant smell covers the thread*
>>51874091
wait did he actually fuck off?
>>51874109
i said it first you fucking cunt
>>51874122
haven't seen him in a while
It's a new day chock full of possibilities lads. What are you going to do with it?
>>51874141
willy paki poo
>>51874122
>>51874091
he was here yesterday knuckleheads
>>51874148
walk towards the camera
>>51874148
memes, eat, sleep, possibly in a different order
>>51874146
saw him last night
It's weird how touchy he was about being called a nonce, makes me think he actually is one t b h.
>>51874163
Runescape tier trousers
>>51873873
Mashallah brothers. I forsee a great destiny for this Thread. May the prophet mohammed (PBUH) great you the gift of Banter eternal
>>51873983
Patrick McGoohan was a handsome cunt.
Quality he played Longshanks
Send in the Irish. Arrows cost money
>>51874163
>>51873873
>8.5M pops in 1887
>Heavenly Kingdom not only exists but is a GP
you blobbed into China during their little civil war, didnt you?
Shame on you.
t./gsg/-Autism
any yanks ITT?
have a question
fs lads deano shook up my Fanta when I went for a piss loool
What name are you going to choose for when Britain is absorbed by the caliphate lads?
I'm thinking about Mohammed Rasheed al-Britani.
>>51874204
>ded Abrams
bretty good, i wonder how they did it
>>51874240
What's up
>>51874240
Yank on vacation here, ask away buddy
>>51873956
You still here?
no point in living
>>51874242
hmmm so what was he thinking here
>i'm going to be the hero of my people and act like a dumbass on camera and get arrested
it's really hard to see the logic here, but i guess i'm just an ignant whitey
>>51874266
>>51874268
why are you here?
>>51874240
only if it's a nice question
>>51874239
ignore panama, going to release it once the canal is done
>>51874249
Jeremy Corbyn
>>51874249
Richard Coeur de Lion
Race war now
>>51874291
I like /brit/, people here are actually funny, /cum/ is shit
>>51874291
I like it here, I've been here for like a year and a half. Also there's less anime than /cum/
>>51874285
He was probably just angry
>>51874291
poor form
>>51874326
>>51874328
>>51874337
Question 2) Please leave immediately
This guy comes up to your girlfriend whilst you're in the club, forces her to recite the shahadah and makes her his wife.
What do you do?
>>51874285
stupid cracka ass smdh...
>>51874302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAqCu4pm8A
>>51874342
see: >>51874293
>tfw you will never be japanese
i was doomed from the start
>>51874345
Ask him w2c fit
>>51874249
Barry.
>>51874345
oblige because I'm not a bigot
>>51874342
Australia at it again, filter American flags.
>>51874342
the yanks that post in /brit/ are good lads
inmterensts
>mfw Australians desperate for my approval
>>51874345
crusade the fuck out of him
>>51874345
yeah lad let me get a lamb bhuna, chicken korma (not for me for my gf's son), err 3 peshwari naan and some popadoms please boss
Lads how long does it take until you can relax driving and it doesn't feel like a massive thing everytime you're in the car?
I'm getting sick of panicking every second
poos and wees makes chocolate cheese
>>51874414
fuck off cager
>>51874293
How did you get all that immigration than? US should be getting at least 80% of all immigrants, especially if they got their little statue.
Also how on earth did russia win the Great Game but lose Sakhalin?
>>51874366
>tfw used to live on the same road as Dave Gahan
don't like their music Tbh but it's my claim to fame
>>51874411
Three peshwari naans Jeremy, THREE, that's insane
watching '71
impressed with the impartialness
>>51874414
it becomes muscle memory after a while lad, like playing playstation, you know where all the buttons are you don't need to look at the controller
Question 3) Why do people on the street look at me?
>>51874414
Have been a confident driver from the start t b h but then again I'm not a low test bent loser and am at home operating a machine (it is my job after all).
>>51874446
kek
>>51874440
>How did you get all that immigration than? US should be getting at least 80% of all immigrants, especially if they got their little statue.
i'm a filthy cheater and added a global immigrant attraction bonus to the "attract immigrant" NF because I hate that fucking statue. I haven't really been paying much attention to in-game events, just letting it run in the background with lazy fair
that feel when you'll never have sex
>>51874501
hey there big boy
Is Aberlour 10 any good
>>51874460
Lad, it was played up.
>Be me
>Right fucking awkward cunt
>Go on a rare night out with the lads
>Leave early because I just can't be fucked t b h
>Get a box of salt and pepper chips from the takeaway and stand outside eating it
>See a qt grill walking towards me
>She clocks me and crosses the fucking road so she doesn't have to walk past the creepy street eater
>Sick of fucking shit like this so I shoot her a look, very subtle but she noticed.
>"Yeah, I wasn't going to smack your fucking arse or anything love, just eating my chips"
>She looks a bit embarassed
>Turns out she was just going to the shop directly across the road
>She was perfectly right to cross when she did
>Wasn't a slight against me
>Wolf my chips down so I don't have to face her when she comes out of the shop and walk home fast
that was my night lads how was yours
>>51874501
i don't know that feel hahahaha
it's been years though
>>51874524
hey
>>51874554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZAhL-KeK_w
mother brought home some kebab flavored "crisps" lads
bit odd, bare tasty though haha
>>51874556
LOL, this is kinda cute
>>51874494
You realize theres a decision to destroy it if youre at war with the US and you occupy New York?
Also, the easiest way to break the US early on is ally with Mexico and keep them from taking their cores. They will get a shitton of revanchism and will turn fascist later. No democracy = no immigrants. If you miss that chance you can just keep the CSA alive and get the same result.
Canada isnt that hard m8, try forming Germany as Luxembourg if you want a challange
>>51874607
i shagged ur mum in her arse you fucking cunt
>>51874554
well it IS a movie
>be brit
>carpet the toilet
>>51874607
>crisps
>bare
>lads
>kebab
You can't use those words, those are our words
>>51874556
what are salt and pepper chips like
>tfw HoI4 will be godawful and there's nothing anyone can do to change it
>>51874646
salty and peppery! LOL
>>51874663
didn't expect that in all honesty
>be australian
>shitpost
>people don't bitch at you for shitposting like they do everyone else because shitposting is so deeply ingrained in australia's identity on 4chan that everyone thinks it's quaint
>>51874655
Play HoI 3, lad.
>>51874622
>You realize theres a decision to destroy it if youre at war with the US and you occupy New York?
they'll still have the homestead act
>Also, the easiest way to break the US early on is ally with Mexico and keep them from taking their cores. They will get a shitton of revanchism and will turn fascist later. No democracy = no immigrants. If you miss that chance you can just keep the CSA alive and get the same result.
I wouldn't have been able to do anything with my ~1 brigade
i didn't really start this for it being difficult, I just wanted to fill Canada to the brim with chinese people for the memes. Unfortunately they've all assimilated
>>51874556
don't sweat it lad, at the least it made for a nice story.
T. Niceposter
>>51874672
thanks for your honesty
>>51874672
iah
could catch on lad
>>51874644
chillax dude
>>51874646
absolutely PENG
>>51874698
i've already been using that for ages so if it does i want to be credited with it
>>51874698
giving it a go in /balt/ now
>>51874481
can someone fucking r8 my meme
>>51874751
what is it with poo peeland and hanging out with lithpooania, scatvia, and pisstonia?
>>51874727
I've been using it for about 2 years lad, see you in court.
>>51874628
Of course.
The truth is he'd be looked after. The hate wasn't with British youngsters. RUC and army on the streets. We got rid of that. Everyone is happy now.
>>51874784
coolest kids on /int/
>>51874787
i don't believe you and neither will the courts
>>51874481
lovely ;post
>>51874803
actually if you don't mind, i'd like to retcon my post/get your opinion
pisspooania or just lithpooania?
This is for Syria
>>51874806
I've got the trademark papers right in my hand. Also filing for a cease and desist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k
>Time to get paid, blow up like the world trade
What did he mean by this?
>>51874848
7/11 was a part-time job
>>51874848
THE OPPOSITE OF A WINNER
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO EAT SARDINES FO DINNA
>>51874481
I don't understand this Alberto Barbosa meme
>>51874845
Tracy Grimshaw more like Tracy Grimwhore hahaha
>An Australian invented bitcoin
>Julian Assange is Australian
>There are loads of Chinks in Australia
>Australians are renowned shitposters on /int/
Is this the most autistic country on the planet lads?
>>51874889
haven't heard that ONE before
>>51874891
>>An Australian invented bitcoin
thought he was a jap or something
>>51874891
forgot we invented the hills washing line and wine bags
Have no respect for people who don't read books on a regular basis
>>51874915
bazoink
>>51874891
You need to break him out senpai.
>>51874915
yeah he used a jap name so he's a weab too (double autism points), but he is australian
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/09/bitcoin-founder-craig-wrights-home-raided-by-australian-police
i know when that hotline bling
that can only mean one thing
i know when that hotline bling
that can only mean one thing
>>51874983
what does it mean
hello from the other side
>>51875004
Ever since I left the city
>>51875020
(You)
>>51874934
What is 'regular'?
>>51874963
I don't get it, even if he was the creator of bitcoin why is him creating a crypto currency illegal?
>>51875041
ya mum lol
i will fashion a crown from the skulls of my enemies
>drake is canadian
>justin bieber is canadian
>jim carrey is canadian
>bryan adams is canadian
is there a more despicable nation on earth?
>>51875087
Ireland iah 2bh lad lmao
>>51875087
bryan adams is alright tbH
>>51875087
jim carrey was pretty good in generation kill
find out if I get my job back on appeal today lads
>>51874848
Reference to the first WTC bombing in 1993
>>51875114
yeah i know i just felt like i needed 4 examples and i couldn't really think of more than 3 particularly despicable canadians and he was the first canadian i thought of for some reason
anyone here ever learned russian? how'd you do it?
>>51875154
played stalker
a nuuuu
>>51875179
that's like not a very good way to learn anything but that game is pretty good so i'll forgive you and spare your life
What's everyone doing this morning?
>Making toast
kek lads i'm going to be double Canada's 2015 population by end game
Wow! A Little Girl Is Making Babies. A 134cm, 32kg, Extremely Popular Maid Cafe Worker Riko Yukino 18 Years Old. Her First Creampies, 12 Shots
I GOT MY MIND MADE UP
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH
I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU
YEAH, I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU
CAUSE WHEN THE FEELING'S RIGHT I'M GONNA STAY ALL NIGHT
I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU
>>51875154
>i became fluent by playing video games in the language
>>51875154
yea, intermediately though.
I learnt quite easily, I'm Macedonian so we share similar words and similar alphabet so it's a huge help tBh
>>51875179
>>51875154
it's easy
blyat cheeki breeki )))))))
>>51875217
did you search "little girl" on a porn site lad?
>Why yes, I adore watching subtitled films
>>51875212
Just had beans on toast desu
Gotta begin revising for my exam in 2 days
Then another next week on the 16th
>>51875154
Why learn a fairly irrelevant language?
>>51875151
That happened?
i need help with something super important lads
have a wank or play CK2?
having a NP (nice poo)
>>51875272
both
>>51875212
major wanking session
then making scrambled eggs
>>51875272
both
at the same time
>Yank on Reddit says sharia police roam the streets of woolwich assaulting anyone who carries alcohol
>Based brit lad films himself walking around woolwich market with a bottle of red in the night
>fuck all happens
>Yank asks whether it's so empty and safe because there is a curfew
>my fucking face when
>>51875264
>Why learn a fairly irrelevant language?
i basically learn languages purely because i like them. did japanese first for years and want a 3rd. also before that guy asks sorry senpai i couldn't translate your thing because it makes me feel terrible lol
if chinese didn't sound so fucking awful i might have picked that
>>51875272
i'm gonna have to go with both too
>>51875212
pretending to revise but I'm just sitting here shitposting and playing haxball
>>51875283
save time by wanking into the scrambled eggs
>Oh no, I can't stand strategy games
making my presence known
had a meal with a girl 1 on 1 in a restaurant for the first time lads. i'm 26.
>>51875281
>>51875286
>>51875306
on it lads
>>51873983
christ that fucking belly
Are Brits an ethnicity?
>>51875324
if you're talking about RTS it's the most fedora genre out there and basically doesn't exist ever since command and conquer AND startcraft went to shit
>>51875336
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kill yourself
>>51875331
what did you order?
>>51875336
>responding to a post made over one hour ago
kill yourself
Been doing some weird smelling farts recently lads, should I be concerned
>>51875295
Top fucking kek
I stay in Woolwich a lot, only time I've ever been in any danger was when some skinny chav (who wasn't even muslim) tried to jump me and my brother
>>51875304
fair nuff lad
>>51875337
By definition, yes.
>>51875354
>RTS? Simply the most fedora genre out there, I prefer FPS
PAKISTANIS
>>51875264
Wouldn't say Russian is fairly irrelevant tbqhwy
>>51875366
i know how to fix it. you find a rope, tie it in the shape of a noose, place it above your height, find a chair, put your neck through the loop and kick the chair away
>>51875358
Bigmac meal
>>51875366
fucking hell lad me too, I've been letting out silent hot farts that smell fucking rancid for like 3 days
been starting to worry
let go of your ego lads, then you'll never be depressed again
>>51875391
[racism intensifies]
>designated pissing carpets
all right lads, booted up CK2, havin a cheeky wank, but who should i be? anyone but a muslim iah lmao
>>51875421
What does this mean
>>51875416
I don't have an ego seeing as I have nothing to be proud of
>>51875383
are you even serious lol
>>51875430
be the glorious british empire lad god save the queen and/or king
>>51875439
he's trying to force a meme
>>51875439
>CRYSTALLISED
>PISSING
>CARPETS
>>51875430
>iah
have we started a fire
If we call them Daesh instead of so-called islamic state that will totally undermine them and they'll get all depressed and shit #youaintnomuslimbruv
>>51875441
you don't have to be proud to have an ego, that's not what an ego is
>>51875448
he said NOT muslim xDDDDD
>>51875467
yes brother
the fire rises
>>51875439
Carpeted bathrooms lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
fun fact: this song was actually written about me
>>51875473
what is it then
how can i save you when i couldn't save a dime
>>51875472
>But if they get depressed they'll become more suicidal
>If they become more suicidal, they'll have less reservation about blowing themselves up
Oh no
i'm lonely
A carpet saturated with dried urea
>>51875515
your ego is the thing that drives you to do stuff because you think it makes you better than everyone else
it's why most people try to get high paying jobs and buy lots of shit
Unironically want to visit Saudi Arabia
>>51875546
same
binged on runescape for like 3 days now i havent touched it in a week iah
>URINE
>>51875546
remain in your compound you social freak
>>51875551
very interesting stuff iah, is this what people are on about when they talk about ego death?
>>51875583
did you get your runecrafting cape you failure
>CARPETS
>>51875602
not very nice iah
>>51875546
We all are brother
>>51875571
Same.
I want to see the kingdom tower when it's built.
now then lads
>>51875639
now then now then
>>51875617
terrible skill iah
>>51875635
>an airbus A380 will never crash into it
>>51875571
Considering going there 2bh
Mum lived there as a kid cause my granddad moved around a lot.
Her, my aunt and gran had a shit time but Arabic architecture is too good to miss out on
>>51875571
I want to sneak into Mecca t b h
Thoughts?
>>51875684
>non-Muslims are prohibited from entering the city
what the fug
how do they get away with that
>>51875703
where's the paper roll?
>>51875703
looks American 2bh
>>51875703
>carpet in the toilet
>clothes dryer in the kitchen
poms are weird iah
>>51875703
>Carpet
>In bathroom
Why
>>51875718
Wet wipes on the top.
>>51875703
disgusting
>girls who smoke
lads what are some questions you can ask girls to get the conversation rolling
