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canadian conquest edition
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>>51873873
What game is that?
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>>51873906
Alberto Barbosa simulator
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>>51873906
victoria 2 lad
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How the fuck did the heavenly Kingdom westernise that fast
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>>51873911
which is this alberto barbosa meme lad
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>>51873919
they have high westernization progress, i just helped them win against qing
i was getting 100k immigrants a month for a bit
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>>51873868
niceme.me
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>>51873950
>defending obongo

off to his gulag with you
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>Brit
>no Brits
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I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
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EUIII is better, I can't play that bullshit

>>51873906
EUIV retard
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>>51873906
its probably older than you, if you have to ask
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>>51873950
barrack hussein obama

a christian name if i've ever heard of one, let's just forget his dad was a muslim
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>>51873954
you've summoned this >>51873960
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>>51873954
yeah that's why it smells better in here
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>Obama is a Muslim
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>>51873873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-BE8iicBkg
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BBC in tears after poonited went out
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"I've been to the same church _ the same Christian church _ for almost 20 years," Obama said, stressing the word Christian and drawing cheers from the faithful in reply. "I was sworn in with my hand on the family Bible. Whenever I'm in the United States Senate, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. So if you get some silly e-mail ... send it back to whoever sent it and tell them this is all crazy. Educate."

Obama is referring to a debunked chain e-mail circulating widely on the Internet that suggests he is hiding his Islamic roots and may be a terrorist in disguise. It says he was sworn into the Senate on the Quran and turns his back on the flag during the pledge.

Some facts, some misstatements
There are some truths in the e-mail's details. Obama's middle name is Hussein. His father and stepfather were Muslim. And he spent part of his childhood in Indonesia, a largely Muslim country. But he attended secular and Catholic schools, not a radical madrassa.
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>>51873953
I hate Obama, I didn't vote for him even the first time.

>>51873971
His father was a muslim, who eventually turned into an atheist
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>obama wasn't born in Kenya and he is definitely NOT a Muslim
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how do i get a gf /brit/?
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not racist but white people are superior
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>>51870461

wish I'd thought of this Tbh
would make it into a youtube video and rake in the views but that would be bang out of order
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>Obama is a Christian, he'd never lie to get elected.
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>Obama
>Kills loads of Muslims with drones
>Goes to Church
>Smokes, drinks, eats pork
>"He's a Muslim"
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based barak
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Ayrshire, please.
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unironically miss the nonce
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why are you lads talking about obango all of a sudden
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waching DS9 lads
that major kira has a right set of chebs and a nice arse too
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obongo bongo bongo i dont want 2 leave the congo oh no no no no no
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*an unpleasant smell covers the thread*
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>>51874091
wait did he actually fuck off?
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>>51874109
i said it first you fucking cunt
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>>51874122
haven't seen him in a while
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It's a new day chock full of possibilities lads. What are you going to do with it?
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>>51874141
willy paki poo
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>>51874122
>>51874091
he was here yesterday knuckleheads
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>>51874148
walk towards the camera
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>>51874113
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>>51874148
memes, eat, sleep, possibly in a different order
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>>51874146
saw him last night
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It's weird how touchy he was about being called a nonce, makes me think he actually is one t b h.
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>>51874163
Runescape tier trousers
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>>51873873

Mashallah brothers. I forsee a great destiny for this Thread. May the prophet mohammed (PBUH) great you the gift of Banter eternal
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>>51873983
Patrick McGoohan was a handsome cunt.
Quality he played Longshanks
Send in the Irish. Arrows cost money
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>>51874163
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>>51873873
>8.5M pops in 1887
>Heavenly Kingdom not only exists but is a GP

you blobbed into China during their little civil war, didnt you?

Shame on you.

t./gsg/-Autism
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any yanks ITT?

have a question
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fs lads deano shook up my Fanta when I went for a piss loool
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What name are you going to choose for when Britain is absorbed by the caliphate lads?

I'm thinking about Mohammed Rasheed al-Britani.
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>>51874204
>ded Abrams
bretty good, i wonder how they did it
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>>51874240
What's up
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>>51874240
Yank on vacation here, ask away buddy
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>>51873956

You still here?
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no point in living
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>>51874242
hmmm so what was he thinking here

>i'm going to be the hero of my people and act like a dumbass on camera and get arrested

it's really hard to see the logic here, but i guess i'm just an ignant whitey
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>>51874266
>>51874268
why are you here?
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>>51874240
only if it's a nice question

>>51874239
ignore panama, going to release it once the canal is done
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>>51874249

Jeremy Corbyn
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>>51874249
Richard Coeur de Lion
Race war now
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>>51874291
I like /brit/, people here are actually funny, /cum/ is shit
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>>51874291
I like it here, I've been here for like a year and a half. Also there's less anime than /cum/
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>>51874285
He was probably just angry
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>>51874291

poor form
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>>51874326
>>51874328
>>51874337
Question 2) Please leave immediately
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This guy comes up to your girlfriend whilst you're in the club, forces her to recite the shahadah and makes her his wife.

What do you do?
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>>51874285
stupid cracka ass smdh...
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>>51874302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAqCu4pm8A
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>>51874342
see: >>51874293
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>tfw you will never be japanese

i was doomed from the start
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>>51874345
Ask him w2c fit
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>>51874249

Barry.
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>>51874345
oblige because I'm not a bigot
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>>51874342
Australia at it again, filter American flags.
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>>51874342
the yanks that post in /brit/ are good lads
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inmterensts
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>mfw Australians desperate for my approval
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>>51874345
crusade the fuck out of him
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>>51874345
yeah lad let me get a lamb bhuna, chicken korma (not for me for my gf's son), err 3 peshwari naan and some popadoms please boss
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Lads how long does it take until you can relax driving and it doesn't feel like a massive thing everytime you're in the car?

I'm getting sick of panicking every second
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poos and wees makes chocolate cheese
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>>51874414
fuck off cager
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>>51874293
How did you get all that immigration than? US should be getting at least 80% of all immigrants, especially if they got their little statue.

Also how on earth did russia win the Great Game but lose Sakhalin?
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>>51874366
>tfw used to live on the same road as Dave Gahan

don't like their music Tbh but it's my claim to fame
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>>51874411
Three peshwari naans Jeremy, THREE, that's insane
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watching '71
impressed with the impartialness
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>>51874414
it becomes muscle memory after a while lad, like playing playstation, you know where all the buttons are you don't need to look at the controller
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Question 3) Why do people on the street look at me?
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>>51874414
Have been a confident driver from the start t b h but then again I'm not a low test bent loser and am at home operating a machine (it is my job after all).
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>>51874446
kek
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>>51874440
>How did you get all that immigration than? US should be getting at least 80% of all immigrants, especially if they got their little statue.
i'm a filthy cheater and added a global immigrant attraction bonus to the "attract immigrant" NF because I hate that fucking statue. I haven't really been paying much attention to in-game events, just letting it run in the background with lazy fair
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that feel when you'll never have sex
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>>51874501
hey there big boy
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Is Aberlour 10 any good
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>>51874460
Lad, it was played up.
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>Be me
>Right fucking awkward cunt
>Go on a rare night out with the lads
>Leave early because I just can't be fucked t b h
>Get a box of salt and pepper chips from the takeaway and stand outside eating it
>See a qt grill walking towards me
>She clocks me and crosses the fucking road so she doesn't have to walk past the creepy street eater
>Sick of fucking shit like this so I shoot her a look, very subtle but she noticed.
>"Yeah, I wasn't going to smack your fucking arse or anything love, just eating my chips"
>She looks a bit embarassed
>Turns out she was just going to the shop directly across the road
>She was perfectly right to cross when she did
>Wasn't a slight against me
>Wolf my chips down so I don't have to face her when she comes out of the shop and walk home fast

that was my night lads how was yours
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>>51874501
i don't know that feel hahahaha

it's been years though
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>>51874524
hey
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>>51874554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZAhL-KeK_w
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mother brought home some kebab flavored "crisps" lads
bit odd, bare tasty though haha
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>>51874556
LOL, this is kinda cute
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>>51874494
You realize theres a decision to destroy it if youre at war with the US and you occupy New York?

Also, the easiest way to break the US early on is ally with Mexico and keep them from taking their cores. They will get a shitton of revanchism and will turn fascist later. No democracy = no immigrants. If you miss that chance you can just keep the CSA alive and get the same result.

Canada isnt that hard m8, try forming Germany as Luxembourg if you want a challange
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>>51874607
i shagged ur mum in her arse you fucking cunt
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>>51874554
well it IS a movie
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>be brit
>carpet the toilet
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>>51874607
>crisps
>bare
>lads
>kebab
You can't use those words, those are our words
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>>51874556
what are salt and pepper chips like
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>tfw HoI4 will be godawful and there's nothing anyone can do to change it
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>>51874646

salty and peppery! LOL
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>>51874663
didn't expect that in all honesty
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>be australian
>shitpost
>people don't bitch at you for shitposting like they do everyone else because shitposting is so deeply ingrained in australia's identity on 4chan that everyone thinks it's quaint
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>>51874655
Play HoI 3, lad.
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>>51874622
>You realize theres a decision to destroy it if youre at war with the US and you occupy New York?
they'll still have the homestead act

>Also, the easiest way to break the US early on is ally with Mexico and keep them from taking their cores. They will get a shitton of revanchism and will turn fascist later. No democracy = no immigrants. If you miss that chance you can just keep the CSA alive and get the same result.
I wouldn't have been able to do anything with my ~1 brigade
i didn't really start this for it being difficult, I just wanted to fill Canada to the brim with chinese people for the memes. Unfortunately they've all assimilated
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>>51874556
don't sweat it lad, at the least it made for a nice story.

T. Niceposter
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>>51874672
thanks for your honesty
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>>51874672
iah

could catch on lad
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>>51874644
chillax dude
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>>51874646
absolutely PENG
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>>51874698
i've already been using that for ages so if it does i want to be credited with it
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>>51874698
giving it a go in /balt/ now
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>>51874481
can someone fucking r8 my meme
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>>51874751
what is it with poo peeland and hanging out with lithpooania, scatvia, and pisstonia?
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>>51874727
I've been using it for about 2 years lad, see you in court.
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>>51874628
Of course.
The truth is he'd be looked after. The hate wasn't with British youngsters. RUC and army on the streets. We got rid of that. Everyone is happy now.
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>>51874784
coolest kids on /int/
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>>51874787
i don't believe you and neither will the courts
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>>51874481
lovely ;post
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>>51874803
actually if you don't mind, i'd like to retcon my post/get your opinion

pisspooania or just lithpooania?
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This is for Syria
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>>51874806
I've got the trademark papers right in my hand. Also filing for a cease and desist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k
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>Time to get paid, blow up like the world trade
What did he mean by this?
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>>51874848
7/11 was a part-time job
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>>51874848
THE OPPOSITE OF A WINNER
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO EAT SARDINES FO DINNA
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>>51874481
I don't understand this Alberto Barbosa meme
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>>51874845
Tracy Grimshaw more like Tracy Grimwhore hahaha
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>An Australian invented bitcoin
>Julian Assange is Australian
>There are loads of Chinks in Australia
>Australians are renowned shitposters on /int/

Is this the most autistic country on the planet lads?
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>>51874889
haven't heard that ONE before
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>>51874891
>>An Australian invented bitcoin
thought he was a jap or something
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>>51874891
forgot we invented the hills washing line and wine bags
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Have no respect for people who don't read books on a regular basis
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>>51874915
bazoink
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>>51874891
You need to break him out senpai.
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>>51874915
yeah he used a jap name so he's a weab too (double autism points), but he is australian

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/09/bitcoin-founder-craig-wrights-home-raided-by-australian-police
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i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing
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>>51874983
what does it mean
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hello from the other side
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>>51875004
Ever since I left the city
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>>51875020
(You)
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>>51874934
What is 'regular'?
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>>51874963
I don't get it, even if he was the creator of bitcoin why is him creating a crypto currency illegal?
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>>51875041
ya mum lol
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i will fashion a crown from the skulls of my enemies
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>drake is canadian
>justin bieber is canadian
>jim carrey is canadian
>bryan adams is canadian

is there a more despicable nation on earth?
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>>51875087
Ireland iah 2bh lad lmao
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>>51875087
bryan adams is alright tbH
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>>51875087
jim carrey was pretty good in generation kill
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find out if I get my job back on appeal today lads
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>>51874848

Reference to the first WTC bombing in 1993
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>>51875114
yeah i know i just felt like i needed 4 examples and i couldn't really think of more than 3 particularly despicable canadians and he was the first canadian i thought of for some reason
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anyone here ever learned russian? how'd you do it?
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>>51875154
played stalker
a nuuuu
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>>51875179
that's like not a very good way to learn anything but that game is pretty good so i'll forgive you and spare your life
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What's everyone doing this morning?

>Making toast
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kek lads i'm going to be double Canada's 2015 population by end game
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Wow! A Little Girl Is Making Babies. A 134cm, 32kg, Extremely Popular Maid Cafe Worker Riko Yukino 18 Years Old. Her First Creampies, 12 Shots
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I GOT MY MIND MADE UP

I NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH

I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU

YEAH, I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU

CAUSE WHEN THE FEELING'S RIGHT I'M GONNA STAY ALL NIGHT

I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU
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>>51875154
>i became fluent by playing video games in the language
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>>51875154
yea, intermediately though.
I learnt quite easily, I'm Macedonian so we share similar words and similar alphabet so it's a huge help tBh
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>>51875179
>>51875154
it's easy

blyat cheeki breeki )))))))
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>>51875217
did you search "little girl" on a porn site lad?
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>Why yes, I adore watching subtitled films
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>>51875212
Just had beans on toast desu
Gotta begin revising for my exam in 2 days
Then another next week on the 16th

>>51875154
Why learn a fairly irrelevant language?

>>51875151
That happened?
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i need help with something super important lads
have a wank or play CK2?
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having a NP (nice poo)
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>>51875272
both
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>>51875212

major wanking session
then making scrambled eggs
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>>51875272

both

at the same time
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>Yank on Reddit says sharia police roam the streets of woolwich assaulting anyone who carries alcohol
>Based brit lad films himself walking around woolwich market with a bottle of red in the night
>fuck all happens
>Yank asks whether it's so empty and safe because there is a curfew
>my fucking face when
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>>51875264
>Why learn a fairly irrelevant language?
i basically learn languages purely because i like them. did japanese first for years and want a 3rd. also before that guy asks sorry senpai i couldn't translate your thing because it makes me feel terrible lol

if chinese didn't sound so fucking awful i might have picked that
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>>51875272
i'm gonna have to go with both too
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>>51875212
pretending to revise but I'm just sitting here shitposting and playing haxball
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>>51875283
save time by wanking into the scrambled eggs
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>Oh no, I can't stand strategy games
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making my presence known
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had a meal with a girl 1 on 1 in a restaurant for the first time lads. i'm 26.
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>>51875281
>>51875286
>>51875306
on it lads
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>>51873983
christ that fucking belly
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Are Brits an ethnicity?
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>>51875324
if you're talking about RTS it's the most fedora genre out there and basically doesn't exist ever since command and conquer AND startcraft went to shit
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>>51875336

>replying to a 1 hour old post

kill yourself
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>>51875331
what did you order?
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>>51875336
>responding to a post made over one hour ago

kill yourself
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Been doing some weird smelling farts recently lads, should I be concerned
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>>51875295
Top fucking kek
I stay in Woolwich a lot, only time I've ever been in any danger was when some skinny chav (who wasn't even muslim) tried to jump me and my brother

>>51875304
fair nuff lad

>>51875337
By definition, yes.
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>>51875354
>RTS? Simply the most fedora genre out there, I prefer FPS
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PAKISTANIS
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>>51875264
Wouldn't say Russian is fairly irrelevant tbqhwy
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>>51875366
i know how to fix it. you find a rope, tie it in the shape of a noose, place it above your height, find a chair, put your neck through the loop and kick the chair away
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>>51875358

Bigmac meal
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>>51875366
fucking hell lad me too, I've been letting out silent hot farts that smell fucking rancid for like 3 days
been starting to worry
>>
let go of your ego lads, then you'll never be depressed again
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>>51875391
[racism intensifies]
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>designated pissing carpets
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all right lads, booted up CK2, havin a cheeky wank, but who should i be? anyone but a muslim iah lmao
>>
>>51875421
What does this mean
>>
>>51875416
I don't have an ego seeing as I have nothing to be proud of
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>>51875383
are you even serious lol
>>
>>51875430
be the glorious british empire lad god save the queen and/or king
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>>51875439
he's trying to force a meme
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>>51875439
>CRYSTALLISED
>PISSING
>CARPETS
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>>51875430
>iah
have we started a fire
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If we call them Daesh instead of so-called islamic state that will totally undermine them and they'll get all depressed and shit #youaintnomuslimbruv
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>>51875441
you don't have to be proud to have an ego, that's not what an ego is
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>>51875448
he said NOT muslim xDDDDD
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>>51875467
yes brother
the fire rises
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>>51875439
Carpeted bathrooms lad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
fun fact: this song was actually written about me
>>
>>51875473
what is it then
>>
how can i save you when i couldn't save a dime
>>
>>51875472
>But if they get depressed they'll become more suicidal
>If they become more suicidal, they'll have less reservation about blowing themselves up

Oh no
>>
i'm lonely
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A carpet saturated with dried urea
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>>51875515
your ego is the thing that drives you to do stuff because you think it makes you better than everyone else

it's why most people try to get high paying jobs and buy lots of shit
>>
Unironically want to visit Saudi Arabia
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>>51875546
same
>>
binged on runescape for like 3 days now i havent touched it in a week iah
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>URINE
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>>51875546

remain in your compound you social freak
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>>51875551
very interesting stuff iah, is this what people are on about when they talk about ego death?
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>>51875583
did you get your runecrafting cape you failure
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>CARPETS
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>>51875602
not very nice iah
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>>51875546
We all are brother
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>>51875571
Same.
I want to see the kingdom tower when it's built.
>>
now then lads
>>
>>51875639
now then now then
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>>51875617
terrible skill iah
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>>51875635

>an airbus A380 will never crash into it
>>
>>51875571
Considering going there 2bh
Mum lived there as a kid cause my granddad moved around a lot.
Her, my aunt and gran had a shit time but Arabic architecture is too good to miss out on
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>>51875571
I want to sneak into Mecca t b h
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Thoughts?
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>>51875571
>>51875635
>>51875666
>>51875684
Rasheed.
>>
>>51875684
>non-Muslims are prohibited from entering the city
what the fug
how do they get away with that
>>
>>51875703
where's the paper roll?
>>
>>51875703

looks American 2bh
>>
>>51875703
>carpet in the toilet
>clothes dryer in the kitchen
poms are weird iah
>>
>>51875703
>Carpet
>In bathroom

Why
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>>51875718
Wet wipes on the top.
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>>51875703
disgusting
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>girls who smoke
>>
lads what are some questions you can ask girls to get the conversation rolling
>>
>>51875703
why would you ever put carpet there
>>
>>51875703
>Reverse image search
>The Eastsider, LA
Time to give up
>>
>>51875759
those are really bad for the sewage system
>>
>>51875789
ASL? m here
>>
>>51875789
What are your thoughts on the disproportionate lack of reporting on Boko Haram?
>>
>>51875789
how deep is your vagina at maximum arousal
>>
>>51875800
Nice try, carpet pisser, give up the gig NOW
>>
muslims?
nah can't say i'm a fan
>>
>>51875703
Wait, we're shit posting about wall-to-wall carpets or contour carpets?
>>
>>51875834
i can say i'm a fan but i'd be lying
>>
>>51875834

ur mum's a fan of my leb cock lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
obscure tune
>>
nah can't say i'm a fan
>>
>>51875802
>he has inferior sewage systems
>>
>>51875800
>LA

That explains everything
>>
>JFs will never know the pleasure of doing a poo whilst your feet rest on a nice, warm, fluffy carpet
very sad t b h
>>
How hard would it be to get #YouAintNoBritBruv trending?

It's exactly the same premise and would make leftists super butthurt
>>
>asked well off friend if i could borrow a small amount of money when i was in hard times
>"I'm not an ATM"
>he forgets his card last week so I shout
>remind him he owes me 3 times since I'm saving as much as I can
>not even a reply

disrespectful little mongrel
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Fucking hate Lady Leshurr and her stupid voice desu sempai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA
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>>51875872
I think it needs either a thousand or a million people before it starts trending.
>>
>>51875872
forget it, twitter is full of morons
>>
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>>51875883
>black "British" "rap"
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>>51875868

>he doesn't have tiles with floor heating

haha what's it like living in a council flat
>>
might do a learn japanese
>>
>>51875883
TUNE
>>
>>51875883
good for a laugh
>>
>>51875883
i just hate blacks iah lad. not as much as i hate them muslims tho iah lmao 2bh
>>
Can Trump be stumped lads?

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114003
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Leftists got butthurt last night over this
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>>51875980
>>
need to work on a presentation but i just cannot be fucked lads.
how do i motivate myself?
>>
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>>51875365
Responding to that post. Wew faggot. Dreams come true.
>>
>>51875980
>If the United Kingdom is to continue applying the 'unacceptable behaviour' criteria to those who wish to enter its border

So why don't we ban immigrant rapists then?
>>
>>51876020
work on it while havin a wank
>>
>>51876033
the gimmick doesn't apply to baiters, newcunt.
>>
>SNP minister says UK should consider banning Donald Trump after "hate speech" against Muslims


The SNP. Banning opinions they don't like, including people saying ban others
>>
>>51876020

turn off the heat in your home
get naked
sit in a bare wooden chair
do not allow yourself food, drink or clothes until your presentation is finished.
>>
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>>51875980
There's no hope for Europeans
>>
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waheeeey
>>
>>51875980
>Suzanne Kelly

why is it always women making these retarded petitions?
>>
why do people like that hotline bling song

like it's okay but i don't really get why people think it's so good, it's boring after about 2 minutes 2bh
>>
>>51876094
>/pol/ dominated polls
>>
>>51876100
silentmajority.mp3
>>
>>51876047
>newcunt
It's interesting you've admitted it but i don't think I can educate you.
You need to learn
>for yourself
>>
>>51876130
They like making fun of Drake's dancing.
>>
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>>51876133
>>
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>>51876130

>he doesn't like hotline bling
>>
>>51876187
why do you like it

it's bland af
>>
deport all muslims.

literally no reason to have them here, they cause nothing but trouble.
>>
>>51876179
You really think 96% of our blacks hate Muslims when they're the majority of them?
>>
drake more like gayke
>>
Only thing I don't get about it is what the fuck "hotline bling" means
I thought it was "when that highlight blink" when it first came out because that actually makes a bit of sense
>>
>>51876130
Meme
>>
so fucking horny recently
>>
>>51876231
Hotline bling, like when your cellphone lights up.
>>
hate you mongs
>>
>>51876209
Rourke.
>>
http://www.britainfirst.org/racism/
>>
>>51876231
i guess the hotline ringing sounds like "bling bling" and not "ring ring"?
>>
>>51876209
Rorke

>>51876265
Rasheed
>>
>>51876259
>cellphone
foy
>>
doing my time
>>
>>51876285
Rorksheed
>>
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Did someone order social justice?
>>
>>51876259
>>51876269
Why does Drake have a hotline anyway? Does he have that many people calling up asking about his lyrics?
>>
>>51876308
No.
*slams door*
>>
>>51876266
>Letting none-whites into your nationalist movement

Why do cunts already do this?
>>
>>51876308
looks like a down syndromed baby
>>
>>51876308
fuck me i'd like to slide my dick between her tits and then spunk all over her chin
>>
>>51876287
I'm a yank, color honor ass etc.

>>51876309
Hehe, it's not really a "hotline", it's just his cellphone.
>>
>>51876374
>I'm a yank
foy
>>
>>51876374
>ass
fuck off yank
>>
>>51876201

it makes you wanna groove lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8NDz0bcP70
>>
>>51876374
So why didn't he just say "I know when my cellphone rings"
>>
doing a devious poo
>>
>>51876397

it's in the edited version for people with autism
>>
>>51876393
>>51876395

Australia, please.

>>51876397
Not catchy enough probably.
>>
>>
>>51876362
I used to love her band. Now I find her and her band repulsive.
>>
>>51876429
out


RRRREEEEEEEEE
>>
Muslims commit atrocity number #9382
>leftists ignore it, or just imply it was justified because of the evil western imperialists

One guy says he doesn't like muslims
>leftists scream in agony, want him dead
>>
>>51876431

>keep

lol
>>
I know when me mobile rings
>>
>>51876465
lmao, Record Vocaroo
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>>51876209
>>
>>51876465
me nan has cooked me chicken wings
>>
>>51876444
>Muslim group led by a man that denounced gays and women who don't wear headscarves on twitter distrupts and shuts down a lecture by an ex muslim at goldsmiths
>LBGT and Feminist society side with the muslims
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSMw3jDMm4
>>
did i muck this up lads?
>>
>>51876513
>zealous
Yes
>>
>>51876486
kek
>>
Here's a new tip: Before speaking, replace the word "men" with "Jews". Do you sound like a fucking nazi?
>>
>>51876485
>goys

FOR FUCK SAKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>
>>51876485
ebin
>>
>>51876503
holy shit DOA is still going?
>>
Here's a new tip: Before speaking, replace the letter "s" with "th". Do you sound like a fucking bender?
>>
contemplating a poo
>>
islamic terrorism isn't that bad because people get shot all the time, and like, some buddists killed a few muslims in burma once. not to mention some separatists in italy sent letter bombs to a journalist, fairly equal to a roaming the streets with AK47s firing indiscriminately.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/14/are-all-terrorists-muslims-it-s-not-even-close.html
>>
>>51876583
k...keep me posted
>>
>>51876501
Gays who defend Islam are insane desu

t. gay
>>
>Want to be left wing and support left wing economic policies
>Can't be bothered being associated with these moral high horse riders

The Labour Party should be filled with MPs like Danczuk and Jarvis
>>
Here's a new tip: Before speaking, replace the symbol "." with "?". Do you sound like a fucking aussie?
>>
>>51876552
??? What's wrong
>>
>>51876597
posting this from the toilet aws (as we speak)
>>
>>51876601
Gays are insane

t. normal person
>>
>>51876608
haha alright adam hills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
>>
>>51876620
plural of goy is goyim
>>
Got offered an internship during the summer with a state labor politician.

I'm a classical liberal. But I need the experience, thinking of selling my soul to the labor party for the summer iah lads
>>
>>51876623
*cries*
>>
new

>>51876643
>>51876643
>>51876643
>>
>>51876548
i don't find jews attractive but i'd suck one off for a hundred dollars
>>
Here's a new tip: Before speaking, replace the words "White people" with "Jews". Do you sound like a fucking nazi?
>>
Here's the thing lads.

There's unrionically a lesbian who I used to work with at uni.

She literally sharesd all this shit about how the bible is more evil than the Koran and how it is Christians, not Muslims, who are evil.

Does she unironically not see the irony that any Christian nation these days wouldn't give a fuck if she is gay, but any Muslim nation would take issue solely with her being a woman?
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