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no bullying edition
>>51874877
well now what?
first for the los angeles dodgers baseball club
>>51874860
Beat me
>>51874898
Please report this post.
I'm bored, I don't know what to do to pass the time
Midwest sequel never
>>51874902
Now I'll give you best figurine
>people miss this
Terrapin - I can't figure out
Terrapin - if it's an end or the beginning
Terrapin - but the train's got its brakes on
and the whistle is screaming: TERRAPIN
>>51874967
People miss when you didn't post this late on weekdays.
Im losing my shit guys. I only talk to a handful of people, I drink as much as I can on the weekends. Im fat, I have a fat face, I still live at home and I go to community college, and everyone is so sick of my shit.
Thinking about joining the army but I dont want to die or lose my testicles to an IED or EFP.
>>51874945
Read, draw, tv, music, history podcast, radio, books, exercise, vidya, comics, and fapping are all that come to mind at the moment.
>>51874964
I prefer haruka desu
>>51874967
Better than the anime
>>51874964
Did you take that photo yourself?
>>51874981
if you're thinking of joining the military then why go army?
theres tons of jobs that dont involve ever being in any real danger
>>51875012
feet/10
>>51875022
I dont really know what im good at. Besides, ive already taken the ASVAB and scored high enough that I dont have to go into some bumfuck-stupid MOS, and i'd have good money for the rest of my life.
>>51874981
You're like me but fat and have people to talk to.
>>51874989
I just want to do something mindless that takes no concentration whatsoever
Browsing 4chan and fapping are my main options but nobody responds to my posts and I'm trying to not fap.
>>51875012
looks soft you should toughen them up.
You're fucking hopeless.
>>51875045
I mean, im fat and have people to talk to, its just I dont know what to talk to them about. Im also getting laid but thats not really helping anything.
>>51874981
While I don't have problems with fat people I encourage you to lose weight first, I can be your faggot weeb gym buddy
>>51874992
Who the hell is haruka
>>51875006
No, I am not that good at photography and I only have this http://imgur.com/a/2ZgDD
Plus if I walked out at night with that figurine I'd get stoned for worshipping statues
>>51875012
Post aussie thighs
Keep responding to yourself.
>>51875086
do you know who that figure is of?
>>51874981
Try to stop drinking alcohol makes you bloat after some time.
Try to find some motivation and start going out. If you're ashamed go out in the dark.
In europe we live with our family for way longer because our rents are insane, so you shouldn't worry about that. Joining the navy has advantages and disadvantage as always in the end you have to decide for yourself.
>>51875131
I have no slight idea my dear
>>51875077
Grab a ball and bounce it off the wall.
>>51874981
You're that typical fucker that would join the Army just because you have a bad life.
Get your shit together anon you live in America the land of opportunities.
>>51875142
it's hibari, from senran kagura. haruka is also from senran kagura.
>my dear
>>51875142
You don't know about the Tittie Ninjas?
>>51875086
Fat guy here, if you watch monogatari we could be buds.
>>51875140
I'd stop drinking if I honestly had something to do otherwise. Being drunk has helped me do so much. Half of the schoolwork I do at home is while im drunk, and im making a 3.8GPA (then again it is at a community college).
Good night lads
>>51874950
Graham is easily one of the best FO characters.
>>51875165
People are sleeping adjacent rooms. Also, thats repetitive and boring
>>51875166
You keep telling yourself that, but for every good opportunity there is in america, there's an opportunity to fail.
>>51874981
Join the army if you can't handle the drink.
Heard it helps, till the second year or so.
>>51875234
uh
he'll probably collect them anyway
>>51875234
That's nice.
>>51875200
night.
>>51875262
i can rest knowing this face has been posted in a /cum/ thread
thank u
>>51875200
night anon.
>>51875204
He really is one of the best characters.
>>51875206
go browse /co/ for a storytime comics are stupid and entertaining.
>>51875140
>Try to stop drinking alcohol makes you bloat after some time.
Alcohol's also a depressant. Makes you feel like shit after the buzz wears off.
>>51875039
>I dont really know what im good at
It doesn't really matter, they're gonna make you good at whatever you do. If you just want some combat MOS then all power to you, but it sounds like you're not really a fan of the idea.
Just talk to a recruiter about a list of shit you could do and figure out what you might be the most interested in, narrow down the field at least. Keep in mind there's going to be 100 complaints for every job there is.
>>51875182
>im making a 3.8GPA (then again it is at a community college)
GPA is all they care about, doesn't matter if you're majoring in Physics or Gender Studies.
Are you enlisting or commissioning?
Set on joining the Army or wanting to explore options?
>>51875234
Could use more emphasis on thighs desu.
>>51875289
It's a nice face
Sweet dreams anon
>>51875182
How the fuck do you get anything done drunk?
Do you mean a few shots drunk or a liter of liquor drunk?
>>51875289
sleep well anon
>>51875168
I don't watch big titties anime, I bet you do
>my dear is friendly
>>51875177
>big boobs
never
>>51875182
Nigga I will fill your mind with my moeblob anime you'll forget you're even fat because that's how detached from reality It'll make you
>>51875182
Finding a hobby is the hardest part.
You'll have to try different stuff. I enjoy taking photos of all kind of stuff.
Or going around in the nature. Some of my friends make music etc.
>>51875369
>I enjoy taking photos of all kind of stuff
Take pics of your butt
jk show
>>51875350
I don't watch anything like that. I only know about it.
>only friendly
>>51875234
nice sandwich anon
looks yummy
>>51875344
Like, a flask of whiskey mixed with a liter of coke, thats how I studied for all my midterms.
>>51875389
It's called anemone
>>51875299
Wanting to explore options.
>>51875413
Nice.
thanks
>>51875234
Are those balls?
>>51875381
Yeah right what do you watch you lolicon?
>not satisfied with friendship
>>51875380
Give me a few minutes I'll have to start my PC. It's nothing professional, but I still find joy in it.
>>51875437
There's more than one as well.
I'm glad you're enjoying this high quality material, anon.
>>51875369
I sometimes wish I had a hobby but then I remember most of them are really complicated.
>>51875453
Not big breast anime, that's for sure.
And I'm completely satisfied with friendship.
howdy mates and Germanbro.
>>51875499
Are you a lolicon too? Oh boy
>satisfied with friendship
>>51875564
Hows it goin Turkey! You been slaying the qt3.14's?
>>51875564
Morning
Americans posting anime avatars should kill themself
>>51875565
What are you implying?
>>51875565
I think you replied to the wrong anon, silly.
And there is nothing wrong with them.
>>51875499
I know.
And I'm just cataloging the sources, don't bully.
I'll admit the artist is pretty good.
Morning everyone
Morning Morocco
Morning Germany
Morning Straya
>>51875589
>slaying qt 3.14
no idea what you are talking about mate. i love a woman and she is qt but i want to hold her head on my chest more than slaying.
>>51875591
Moroccobro I was very mean to you since i was dying from a headache, aching stomache in a shitty as fuck hangover day. I'm sorry.
>>51875645
Turk you are to pure and friendly.
My inability to leave bronze in league has shown me that I will always be a failure, even at one of the few things I enjoy.
What's the best method for killing yourself? I've heard about the helium method
>>51875435
There's plenty of cozy jobs in the Air Force that dont involve much more than being a repairman or desk jockey, though they're a bit mundane
Navy/Marines have the most diversity available between them
Talk to recruiters from at least one other branch if you don't have your heart set on anything in particular. They'll help you more than I ever could
>>51875627
Don't worry, anon. I won't tell anyone you secretly enjoy the purest form of love.
>>51875615
I actually wanted to reply to you, went to get my food then thought I started my reply for colorado anon
>>51875608
Lolicons are not ok
>>51875645
I could have guessed you were in a shitty mood since I didn't really know what happened, it was in one go
>>51875630
>morning
Jesus christ you people need to be forced to sleep now
>>51875564
Hey.
>>51875702
League hasnt been fun since when that crazy weeb chick ran balancing.
>>51875702
come to smite, we have more fun. Webm is from a game with the clan today.
https://a.uguu.se/hawzjr_SobekandKKKdoubleteamNeZhawhileMercfinisheshimoff%28Audio%29.webm
>>51875725
>Lolicons are not ok
Never said I was a lolicon in the first place. Not sure where you got that from.
And I meant your greentext.
>>51875752
no
the poster you're replying to is probably east coast, it's only 2am here!
>>51875774
the /vg/ clan I mean to say if that wasn't clear
>Given a ban
>Not banned
C'mon, I've begged for this. I don't care if I didn't do it.
>>51875777
You're being a pussy, ask me out is what I meant
>uploaded over 5458 gazillion loli pic
>>51875798
no one here ever fucking sleeps with normal schedule, blame them
>>51875870
normal schedules are boring
>>51875694
there is nothing fun about peace love and understanding.
>>51875725
i will start a Civ5 game with Morocco for you. Any specific empires you want me to destroy?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>51875870
>ask me out is what I meant
you mean like... ask out on a date?
What reason is there to keep living?
>>51875919
aaaaaaaaa
>>51875952
/cum/
>>51875885
>>51875957
>posting bois
we have reached ultimate gay
>>51875894
You could give me few tips that helped you in the game because I really find it hard as fuck to not be fucked in that game, I usually play as russia or carthage, I can't even tell if they're shit or ok
>>51875947
Yeeees, you don't want to do it?
>>51875989
start with Babylon or Austria. Russia is good later in the game but you have an early game problem I guess.
>Carthage
shittiest Civ.
Why don't you guys play with south murricans
Too sleepy to complain.
Know that I hate you.
>>51876036
They never wanna come around here because of gayposting+bullying. I don't blame them.
>>51875989
If you want to, then you ask me.
>>51875952
Sometimes it can get better
>>51876027
I thought carthage was good desu, I played once as austria, I liked it, my problem is going into deficit too early, what a shit life
>>51876077
I can do it easily, it's cuter if you do it though don't you think
>>51876036
White mans lust scares them off.
>>51875952
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0190%3Acard%3D1225
>>51875380
Here's one picture I took in the US. I think I've posted it before, but I'm not sure.
Good morning
TAKBIRRRR!
>>51875989
its the only thing i have to post senpai
>>51876127
Pretty good, how did you approach a bird without scaring it though? also where in the US
>>51876157
>>51876129
Takbir morning
>>51876170
>Yaoi
delet this
>>51876129
Morning bud/lad
>>51876127
Damn thats kind of cool.
>>51876129
Morning anon
>>51876190
Set a region, Abdol
I want my first Moroccan flag
>>51876077
>>51876107
Couple of the year.
God, don't you just love yourself?
>>51876219
Hello singapore
>>51876276
Salaam Bilal al-Bilad I implore you to get a regional flag
>>51876262
anon are you ok? Im getting worried
>>51876262
No
I love everyone
>>51876306
But I like it when they confuse me for the moroccan shitposter, are you sure it's worth it?
>>51876190
I tried to sneak and I had to stop several times. I have to admit there was also luck involved.
The pictrue was taken in the garden of the mission in San Louis Obispo in California.
>>51876196
Thanks, it's definitely one of my best shots so far.
>>51876351
Y-you can remove it later, masha'allah
>>51876315
Do you love me?
Gayboy?
>>51876387
That is so alright. You have skills as a photographer.
>>51876387
Keep them coming anon this is some cool stuff
>>51876261
Shut up.
>>51876417
I love you the most cunt
>morning /cum/
>no comfy rap
post them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIcga4Afrg
>>51876414
I had it set actually, I'm not sure why it doesn't appear, maybe because
>morocco
>regional flags
>>51876459
Holy shit I sent my post right after you did and I thought I was the one who wrote that because I had 2 lines of greentext too
>she texted me today saying she missed me and holds us to our "single at 30 we get married" deal
>didn't reply cause i don't know what to say
>she has a new bf
>tfw still in love with her
>she probably fucked him today
fucking women why are they so good at saying the most painful things possible
>>51876459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgWj6oEwLE
Dig it
>>51876387
Who knew California could look good
>>51876170
Sometimes I wish I were cute instead of burly.
>>51876455
f-fine
sorry
>>51876459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwgwI_Inglo
>>51876496
Do what we did in /cum/, become gay
>>51876461
>Fes-Boulemane.png
>Rabat-Sale-Zemmour-Zaer.png
These are the only two available for Morocco
>>51876542
How does one become gay?
>>51876496
> "single at 30 we get married" deal
That sounds weird and insulting.
>>51876423
>>51876442
Thanks.
>>51876519
The picture here >>51876387 was taken in Italy, just like this one. I'll see if I find some more pictures I took in America.
>>51876559
start with posting anime desu
>>51876578
yea man i never thought of it like that til my bro said the exact same you did.
im decent looking and do decent with women but man this girl...idk what it is but she makes me do shit i normally wouldn't
Aggh
>>51876456
haha...that's so fucking gay..
show me your asshole you queer cunt...
>>51876662
While I may be a loveposter and a peaceposter, I am not a gayposter. However I thank you for the proposition it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Is flaghunters broken?
>>51876729
send me half a love heart with your hand and I will send you the other half?
>>51876626
That sounds bad especially considering that she is trying to get you to be a last resort plan and bait you in while she is dating someone else. Does she ever use you as emotional support?
More US photos. I know I already posted some of them, aynways.
Darwinfalls, Death Valley, California
>>51877022
Oh ya got me you cheeky cunt
The love still remains.
>>51876908
>>51877097
its 5am and im more entertained by pictures of california then I should be
>>51876459
Sorry m8, don't listen to a lot of rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0
>>51876609
My favorite anime is Vereshchagin.
>>51876521
you can at least be burly pretty much forever, being cute doesnt last
Something just slammed into my door and screamed but nothing was there when I looked
>>51877553
That's spooky
Has anything else spooky happened?
>>51877553
spooky level: high
>>51877599
>>51877601
No im siting at my desk with my 7mm I dont want to leave my room.
>>51877667
what kind of scream was it?
>>51877437
But life would be easier, no?
>>51877553
Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?
>>51877553
creepy. Could it be it was an owl? These fucks scream like people getting raped and it's not unusual that birds fly against stuff.
>tfw no Dodge Ram
>tfw even if I were able to afford all environmental taxes the roads would be too narrow.
>>51876459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILyWmT2A-Q
>>51877829
TRIBE fuck yeah
Big ups
I heard another scream lads what should i do? I cant fire this rifle more then once with one arm
>>51877742
it was just really loud it sounded like a one of those rubber chickens that you squeeze but bigger
>>51877760
Please dont tell me painkillers can make you hallucinate I cant handle spooky shit.
>>51877782
Somehow you still have a lot more american cars than we have in germany.
What model would you want, the SRT 10, or one of those who are made for work.
>>51877760
depends what kind of life you want to have
hi, guys!
is the word "unteachable" meaning a person who's stupid and cannot be tought anything, correct?
>>51877900
I'm not sure that's even really a word.
>>51877876
im sure its nothing anon
stay safe!
>>51877876
It would be wrong of me not to tell you this.
Painkillers can make you hallucinate but only in increased doses, combined with sleeping pills like Benadryl the hallucinations can be both auditory and visual.
>>51877900
"Dense" is the word you're looking for.
>>51877961
Unteachable is a perfectly cromulent word.
>>51877900
>>51878027
Tbh, unteachable also works in that context.
>>51878027
Ah I see. Thanks for embiggening my vocabulary.
>>51877961
so how can you call a man who never learns? he always makes the same mistakes and doesn't learn it whatever you do.
>>51878027
is this "dense" ok? meaning it's impossible to teach a man anything.
>>51878122
Incorrigible is the word you are looking for.
r8 this annie-may pic i drew
>>51878321
oh yeah! it's closer. thanks!
>>51877900
"Unteachable" could be use euphemistically instead of "dumbass" desu
>>51877777
You were right I opened my door and it was on a tree limb screeching to another owl deeper in the woods.
howdy. i feel like playing some Cities Skylines mates after a while. what kind of a town should i build? any opinions?
>>51878444
i like it
>>51878444
Furries sure are fucking weird
>>51878809
Have you thought about something like a trailerpark?
Or a west coast metropole city?
>>51877876
it's skinwalkers lad
t. /x/
>>51879307
no anon its an owl you cant spook me the sun is rising in two hours
>>51879234
Germanbro I made some towns with trailers before. My last town was a mid-western forestry town with low population.
I think of making a mountainside comfy as fuck suburban town with a central district in flatlands.
>>51879383
What if the screams are from the goatlad and both the goatlad and skinwalker are in your yard
>>51879480
Something like lone pine in California?
Sounds comfy as fuck.
>>51879490
no my yard is empty aside from owls small screeching owls who want nothing to do with me
>>51879624
they sound like lovely owls
you should go feed and play with them
>>51879624
They're just evading your sight lad :^)
pssst
is every1 sleepin
>>51879594
Yes, exactly this but I want to add a more European vibe like Swiss towns.
>>51879689
nobody is going outside
>>51879697
no
>>51879719
ᶰᵒ
>>51879761
You need sunlight to make vitamin D, anon.
>>51880000
sun will rise in 30minutes quadster and then it will be safe!
>>51880000
I take 400 IU of vitamin D every day via a sunshine pill.
So there
>>51880112
Why not step outside for the morning fresh air, anon? I'm sure they have gone away :^)
>>51880255
Its to early to go outside the sun isnt even up which means everyone needs to stay inside where its safe.
>>51880326
but its nice outside when its dark
>>51880504
nobody is going outside the door stays locked with a sheet over the glass
Suns up lads
>>51880580
its the perfect time for a nice jog though
>>51880862
I cant jog while my arm heals in a sling it also makes it hard to escape from spooky creatures with access to 4chan
>>51880837
The sun scares the monsters away, anon :^)
They'll have to find somewhere to take cover, why not open the door to let them in?
>>51880932
owls have access to 4chan?
very spooky indeed
>>51881016
Nobody is leaving the house!
>>51881032
Please send anti owl weaponry
>>51881122
dont worry anon i got you covered
>>51881340
I feel safer from the spooky minace already
Why is there an Amtrak train in Toronto? I've never seen this before
Good morning
>>51882474
salut
>>51882474
morning
senpai, how thirsty are tumblrinas?
should I make an account?
>>51882727
Pro tips
Go on omegle and put tumblr in your interests
Things may have changed but I used to get matched with enough girls to guarantee at least tits.
>>51882727
Tinder is much easier.
Unless you're ugly 2bh.
If that's the case idk what to tell you bud.
>>51881505
you have nothing more to fear anon, you're completely safe
>>51882474
good morning!
>>51882877
im attractive enough
I just want to check out tumblr cause the girls there seem a bit less normie than average
>>51882967
I guess Tinder has a similar ratio, but honestly with where you're coming from it sounds like Tumblr is the better choice anyway because more people are probably going to be more tolerant to your brand of autism.
If you're looking for a long drawn out process that'll include drama, long skype group calls, vidya, possible long distance feels and a possible happy ending, I'd say give it a try.
If you're looking to get laid stop being a dummy and just use Tinder.
>>51883115
Quality advice
>the feel when you hate sleeping because you always have nightmares
just fuck my brain up
>>51883510
Are you on any scripts?
>>51883540
nope
>>51883510
Nightmares about what?
>>51883586
idk what you can do then. Could just be stress or anxiety. I used to be on a script that caused vivid dreams, but usually not nightmares. I know of a bunch of scripts that can have similar side effects
>>51883510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D61zfKV99Uk
>>51883649
typically lots of darkness, lights flickering, dimming, or switches not working. people floating, doors opening themselves. i dunno why, it freaks the shit out of me.
>>51883653
i don't take Nyquil (dunno if it's called the same in Canada) because it gave me even fucky-er dreams, yeah.
who /finalsweek/ here?
I wish there were more doujins with crossdressing that didn't over feminize the guy who dresses as the girl
I also found out I've kept a 100 average in one of my classes all semester and will be exempt from the final today, so that was pretty nice
>>51883889
Have you ever had dreams your teeth are falling out?
>>51883879
pretty chill
>>51884062
occasionally, yes. isn't that one pretty common? along with what, falling, being naked at school/work, stuff like that.
>>51884109
>occasionally, yes. isn't that one pretty common? along with what, falling, being naked at school/work, stuff like that.
I used to get the teeth one often, I think it's pretty common
The naked dream I haven't had in ages
The best dreams I remember are breathing under water and flying
>>51884324
>breathing underwater
Best feeling. You get your head under and instinctively start holding your breath but once you remember "Oh yeah dream lol," you just can defy nature.
>boss comes in
>good morning
>hey morning, by the way, noticed you've been doing really good work lately keep it up.
>h-hey thanks!
>you make pretty good coffee too
Good feel in the morning best way to start a day.
>>51884062
that reminds of a dream I had recently where my mouth was like really really tight and my teeth were grinding against each other really hard and shattering or just popping out
it made me really uncomfortable
>>51884927
>yes massa
>i keep workin hawd fo u
>>51885162
At least I have qualities that are actually worth complimenting :^)
Even, then, not even like this is a wageslave job. I get paid to shitpost 6+ hours every day.
cum lol
>>51884652
>>51884935
Why do we dream? The weirdest thing is remembering your dreams. Having a memory of something that never really happened.
When I was on lamotrigine it caused vivid dreams, and when I first started taking it I'd sometimes confuse a memory from a dream with reality.
>tfw my dick is 5.5 inches
>tfw I already fapped twice today
h-help
>>51885337
Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean that matters.
Unless your ship is looking under 5.3-.5.2 you're totally fine as long as you stick to people shorter/same height as you.
t. chad who hooks up a lot
>>51885380
But it's not even noon yet. How are you so horny?
>>51885464
I don't know but I don't like it tbqh
I want to meet god or whatever originator we're from and smack him for allowing insomnia to exist.
What the fuck man, I feel like complete shit.
>>51885464
what's up Chad. how do i get laid frequently being so shy? i got above average boat and the skillset to fuck all night with past bitches, but the future is lookin grim if i can't make connections.
inb4 number game. also horny asf at 7:30am
>>51885543
insomnia is a made up thing though
I don't know
>>51885543
The worst tbqh.
If you want a solution I'd rec just seeing your doctor asap.
If you don't want to take prescriptions that'll ruin your kidneys and liver after 2 years you should just smoke a shittton before bed, that did the trick for me even after I stopped.
If you don't like/want to smoke maybe see a psychologist or something.
Can you repeat the question?
>>51885591
>i've never had real insomnia but did use it as an excuse for sympathy and attention whoring when I was a teenager.
FTFY
>>51885591
>insomnia
No it's not."I have poor sleep hygiene and spend all night on the internet. I'm an insomnia lol" is meme insomnia
Real insomnia is when you can't fall asleep or stay asleep. I had wicked insomnia in October and November, it's a real thing
reminder that the true left supports the right to own a gun
Time for a wank
>>51885656
It's very annoying because any episodes are close to each other too, like I'll sleep for 3 days in a week. But, I'm generally aware what causes my bouts of insomnia.
Anxiety/stress, stimulant consumption close to bedtime (nicotine, caffeine, etc), bloating from too much food consumption, weirdly sometimes alcohol, etc. Other times its completely fucking random, as in I'll have a good sleep pattern for a while then my body just absolutely needs to fuck shit up for no reason.
I have lorazepam and obviously I can get over the counter sleeping pills, but whenever I have bouts of insomnia I just keep thinking I'm going to sleep soon (which never comes), so I avoid taking drugs over the fear of sleeping through something important if I have anything planned.
>>51885337
goddamn it jorge
>>51885880
Have you ever been on zopiclone?
>>51885583
Well, as far as making connections go you'll have to be more specific. Is it the initial networking or the emotional aspect of sex you're having trouble with?
Otherwise, a few easy tips.
1. Lower your standards. Fact of the matter unless you look like Johnny Depp or Peter Steele you're not going to get that 9 or 8 in bed with you. More average girls are more fun in bed anyway.
2. Confidence is key. I know this is a hard part of things because you're shy and not sure of yourself, but the trick is to not overthink it, because confidence will be perceived as convincing if you don't verbally or visually doubt yourself even if you're dropping spaghetti all over. Girls love confident guys in most cases because it shows stability. Confidence is sexy too, because people will assume you'll be like that in bed and they want to be shown a good time.
3. Don't be too hard on yourself. Sex isn't that special unless you make it that way, and it's okay to strike out some nights. Just remember that you'll have other chances. Being hard on yourself with just deter you from trying again.
4. If you're scared about performance, try a few things. One thing I did when I had an instance or two of having trouble with endurance was just buy a cheap Onahole/FleshLite and practice thrusts. Time yourself each time with the goal of making it 1-1.5 mins longer each time. Don't pressure yourself when you get to the actual situation either because you'll kill your boner (at least that happened to me first two times)
>>51886001
No, but last year I had a terrible sleeping pattern for a month and my parents told me ask my doctor for some, but I miraculously fixed my sleeping pattern over the next few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1xZJmIzZ9I
how's this for a headline:
"Fists Fly in Flyoverville"
>>51886065
I was on it in October but my doc said I shouldn't take it for more than 3 weeks. It helped me fall asleep but not stay asleep. Forcing myself to stay awake on it was fun though.
What's lorazepam like?
>>51886127
Helps with anxiety, nothing much to say about it
>>51886162
Ohhh it's ativan, yeah I've had that before. I lied about being anxious for an MRI so they gave me a couple pills to relax. It was a good time
>>51886058
Gas yourself
How to cure death grip wank
Pls help
>>51886296
epic meme! /) brohoof my friend
>>51886342
What are you doing?
>>51886310
You start jacking off with a lighter grip, and cum faster.
Don't edge anymore, and try to keep your sessions to one a day.
>>51886296
I am everything you are dying to be and that'll never ever change :^)
Part of the reason I hate you fucking betas, you suck up and ask for advice but turn into the scummiest little rats the second it's more beneficial or comfortable for you to do so with no regards for others feelings.
Real "Nice guy," over here amirite.
>>51886401
That's a lot of words
You've been rused
>>51886393
Thank you lad
I have sacrificed three goats over the past week and this thread is still up
Life is never kind
Can you guys give me the template for collecting flags ?
>>51886498
I've been through it before. You'll start to like jacking off fast again. It feels good.
>>51886540
>sacrificed three goats
Blood for the blood gods?
>>51886557
You can use any map.
>>51886557
I can give you the knowledge to destroy all your enemies
>>51886607
Nah, it's just a hobby
If I wanted malice to fall upon these threads I would've killed cows
>>51886625
I want one without regions, any blank world map seems too small, but maybe im just retarded, i tought there is an actual template that you guys use on /int/
Fuck OPEC desu
>>51886795
Fuck fossil fuels in general tbqh. Nuclear/clean power when?
>>51886895
>nuclear commercial jets
>>51886756
No general template.
If a girl says you have a cute dick does that mean it's way too small?
>>51887178
If you obsess over every little thing she says you will never succeed in anything.
Stop over thinking it and take it as a compliment.
>>51887178
lets see and I'll be the judge
>>51887178
>>51887247
Yes it means you're small
>>51887247
This
She's probably just awkward and thinks it's a compliment
>>51887295
Stop being gay.
>>51887331
I'm just trying to give a bro a hand here
>>51887392
A bro hand handy?
I wouldn't really mind one right now Tbh.
It's just bros helping each other out, so it's fine.
>>51887178
It means she likes the way it looks man.
>>51887426
pure, unadulterated cringe
>she will never be mine
>>51887295
Where can i upload?
>>51885694
>>51885709
>its not made up because I said so
lol k
>>51887717
You should thank god. Girls like these plus tumblr equals pure mental illness.
>>51887801
>i'm retarded
Or you're just really high, can't tell which. In any case.
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/inso
>>51887838
But they are qt.
Cosplay/tumblr attention whores are the qtest.
>>51887893
fabricated by the drug industry
>>51888104
>its made up because I said so
Okay buddy.
>>51888014
She's okay, not really my type. That being said, I have no real type in general.
>talk to a girl(white) for a few weeks
>just now learn she's vice president of the black student union
Should I abort senpaitachi?
>>51888165
Just ignore it m8
>>51888208
I'll ignore you, m8 :^(
Will cum get the epic numbers? Xdd
>>51888299
i have trips
>>51888299
Good dub
>>51888299
Only if we shitpost hard enough
>>51888299
pls no
>>51888355
Same goes for you.
>>51888193
How does a white chick become vice president of that?
>>51888528
How does a white chick become president of the NAACP?
I'm eating microwaved bacon burgers right now
they're really gross
>>51888691
cool story bro
>>51888711
thanks dude
>>51888691
Why not make your own?
>>51888740
I thought you were asleep
>>51888766
I don't have any burgers
>>51888774
what made you think that?
>>51888844
I will never understand gay people, they're the worst
>>51888898
I'll break your legs dude
>>51888888
Good?
>>51888898
Being a weeb is even worse.
>>51888992
Go
to
bed
now
>>51889061
Being a gay weeb is double worse
>>51889179
I just woke up 5 hours ago though
>>51887754
post it on /soc/ and link here
>tfw you don't even have any friends who are grills
like i honestly don't even understand there world. There is another entire world I just can't comprehend
>>51889270
what don't you understand?
>>51889199
I forgot to enable flags, I thought you were the colorado anon
>>51889387
Basically their perspective as a whole, I don't understand why they act the way they do or why they do the things they do.
>>51889405
we all make mistakes sometimes
>>51889593
terrifying, isn't it?
>>51889437
i'd really need a more concrete example of a specific behavior, but one thing i don't think guys necessarily fully grasp is the kind of siege mentality most of us have. we're acutely aware that roughly 50% of the population is bigger than us, stronger than us, and wants to fuck us. i work out and have the advantage of being tall, but if my bf decided he wanted to kill me, there's no doubt he could. i'd put my odds at 25% and the odds of the average 5'4" grill who can't do a single push-up at 5%. it's a thought that runs through your mind the first time you're in bed with someone. if he wants forcey fun time, there's not much you can do.
the other thing is that it's really hard to know whether a guy is genuinely interested in you as a friend/colleague/networking liason or if they're just trying to fuck you/gf you. if i'm too friendly, will he interpret it as flirting? it's very fucking annoying.
Weebs please leave
>>51889625
Please stop living in a bad state
>>51889656
calm down
>>51889704
I would if I could
>>51889656
>girl "problems"
Fuck off you disgusting cunt
>>51889656
Alright a few examples of things I don't really understand.
Why spend so much time using make up or doing shit with your hair? I have no idea why that trend has lasted for so long, especially in the modern age when people constantly have things they could be doing.
Why do girls play so many games? Like they will lie just to make people feel better or just refuse to talk to somebody about something, they constantly talk behind people's back which is just things I just don't see guys do on nearly as regular a basis.
>>51889828
The thing you dont understand about women is they entirely lack any empathy for other people. When they help people they do it to better their image. Try to imagine being 100% self centered and you'll know what it's like to be a woman
>>51889625
Ohio was supposed to be part of Tecumseh's confederation. Nevar forget
>>51889828
Ive fucking read it now, how does it feel girls that don't even exist are better than you?
>>51889725
are all your pics named cute?
>>51889828
Pic related
>>51889828
>Why spend so much time using make up or doing shit with your hair?
i don't wear much makeup or do anything complicated with my hair, so it takes me about 10 minutes max to get ready. as for girls that wear lots of makeup/take lots of time: because they like it. they might ask why you take so much time watching anime/playing vidya/shitposting on a mongolian cave painting forum.
>Why do girls play so many games?
i haven't known many women like that since high school. if you have it in your head that all women are like that, it will affect the way you treat them (negatively) and the way they treat you (negatively). just don't fuck with catty bitches, easy.
