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sheev
who?
3rd for Brendan
Get paid to post pictures of this chap desu
how are we all doing lads
alri?
>>51869106
He gets my vote, wahey
>>51869106
Is that Donald trump?
just realised i will literally die a virgin lads
>>51869126
Can someone explain who this guy is and why I keep seeing his picture posted around as of late?
>>51869167
that's the leader of the Scottish labour party, Jeremy Milliband
>>51869167
They work for the mercenary
The walketta man
>scratch arse
>rub eyes
where did the alberto barbosa meme come from
>>51869291
Portugal
fucking hell this thread is dead
what's the point of living, life is nothing but a sisyphean struggle unless you're born into the highest echelon of jewish families and the world is going to be taken over by muslims any year now
brb killing myself
>>51869375
it's 05:00
>>51869408
No excuse
eating banana on toast lads hahaha
Think I woke up last night to the sound of myself screaming
Can't remember what I was dreaming about
Any of you lads get this?
>>51869375
More alive than our /ausnz/
>>51869452
you weren't dreaming, i was bumming you
I have a couple of standard troll threads in my repertoire that I create every few days. Do any of you lads do this?
One I'm pushing at the moment is for the purposes of baiting hispanics. See if you can spot it!
>>51869592
I just go to /pol/ and pretend to be a Muslim.
>>51869452
I had nightmares all last night, confused thoughts of death and destruction. Got up 5 times to vomit.
>>51869592
quite the life you must lead
when you were a young lad is this how you imagined you would be spending the prime of your life?
>>51869592
ugggh like umm... get a life u hater troll
>>51869616
Have you been drinking?
passing some gas
>>51869592
i thoroughly enjoy getting underage faggots on /v/ riled up using the 200 word essay meme 2bh
>>51869719
>underage faggots on /v/
so everyone on /v/
>>51869738
a good 200 word essay thing can net you like 10 - 20 (You)'s 2bh
>>51869696
Like two drinks, not enough to get me drunk
Just stress
>>51869241
Holyfuck i remember rocket power
>watching idiot abroad
>the Brazilians are literally all whiter than the Mexicans
could the memes be true?
Fucking hilarious that there are unstickied threads on /i/ that are literally 3 years old
And you thought late night /brit/ was slow haha
Seriously though imagine getting a (You) on a post you had made literally years ago
>>51869902
didn't even know /i/ existed desu senpai
haha sobbed for 20 minutes this afternoon lads
and I don't know why wew
playing vicky 2 as canada lads
plan on trying to help china become civilized so that I can flood my land with slant eyes
>fart
>cup it in my hand and take a whiff
>>51870036
can you even do that without taking a bit of them over?
desu in Vicky that's a solid plan for a nation like Canada because you have a piss poor population and tons of land
did that as Australia and became a global superpower without expanding much.
>>51870051
Hark, Ser Pavel, and good day
My Christian name is CIA.
>>51869755
Might try this myself
>>51870086
>can you even do that without taking a bit of them over?
i got a tip on /gsg/ to give the heavenly kingdom war subsidies because they have higher civilization progress and accept bei/nanfaren
i also cheated to add a global immigrant attraction bonus when you use the "attract immigrant" NF so I don't get keked out of my chinamen by the USA
Did a very nice combination meme thread.
>>51870246
a fucking leaf
can't make this shit up
Lads I'm willing to share a mad meme I made, but I want a MINIMUM of 3 (you)s
deal?
>>51870335
I'll start the bidding
Disgusted by the human body
hate parties, crowds and going to the beach
hate loud noise
hate the heat
not a fan of flying nibbly things that buzz about and ruin your day
generally pretty disgusted by everything, but polite as well.
Religious yet annoyed by any overt religiousness
dry laconic wit
got a really thick mustache that grows in huge like overnight if I don't shave
how English am I?
>>51870382
You're pretty much there lad
>Disgusted by the human body
>hate parties, crowds and going to the beach
>hate loud noise
>hate the heat
>not a fan of flying nibbly things that buzz about and ruin your day
>generally pretty disgusted by everything, but polite as well.
>Religious yet annoyed by any overt religiousness
>dry laconic wit
>got a really thick mustache that grows in huge like overnight if I don't shave
>how English am I?
>>51870335
Alright, here's my contribution
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
>>51870335
(You)
@51870335
*contemplates making a payment*
>>51870364
>>51870427
>>51870448
wew
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=7cufG2Dlxvk&video_start=63&audio=uxpDa-c-4Mc&audio_start=53
Just realised that (You)s have literally no value and any one of us could crash the so-called (You) market whenever we wanted
>>51870461
here's a (you) in advance, you'll get another if i approve of your meme
>>51870461
I'm going to watch that now
I've never been so fucking depressed
What's your favourite colour lads?
Mine is purple (cool kind not gay kind)
>>51870531
Green
evergreen
>>51870461
I liked that very much, solid concept and well-executed
But I'm sorry to say, you were conned! See pic
>>51870461
oh my god 11/10
>>51870461
not bad at all desu, here's another (You)
>>51870461
wow, makes me like australian posters a little more
>>51870461
If you make this into a youtube video and uploaded it you'd probably get like 100,00 views lad
>>51870632
how do you even "get views" on youtube if you're a new channel?
>>51870755
Post it on 4chan
>>51870755
A friend of mine uploaded this video and the views just appeared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8pwrjYsyVs
>>51870773
better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFsX8-Bu8-w
>>51870769
and reddit tbqh
>>51870809
nah Nanjing is a sensitive topic, they'd flag it
>>51870824
don't think the chinese can use youtube lad
Jay's Mum
>>51870849
diaspora can
>>51870888
don't think youtube gives a shit about historical animosity anyway
they just don't want anyone posting gore or porn
>>51870461
not clicking that virus
what should i ask my mother to make for dinner on my birthday lads xx
>>51870998
french onion soup
>haven't showered since Saturday
I am a VERY smelly lad
>>51871036
french onion soup is nasty desu
Lads is a 6 inch willy a good size?
>>51871066
you're hopelessly wrong in that opinion
>>51871106
If you're Korean, sure
>>51871064
have you had a sniff of your willy?
>>51871106
no, you have to be 8+ these days or you might as well just start HRT now
>>51871118
never been a fan
prefer potato soup
>>51871180
wow, you're a fucking pleb
you realise that potato soup was basically a staple of peasants for centuries because they couldn't afford and were too stupid to cook anything classy right?
it's not even a recipe, just throw some shit in a pot and eat the results
>>51871138
I will, for you
report in a while
>>51871228
yeah but french onion soup was invented by the fucking french
>>51871252
So was cheese
>>51871252
so? the french are world-renowned for their cuisine
i know there's the frogs legs and snails meme but not all of them can be winners
>>51871262
cheese doesn't have "french" in the name at least
>>51871295
>american thinks he can live in a world without french fries
>>51871305
freedom fries you fucking terrorist
>>51871326
>French onion soup (French: Soupe à l'oignon [sup a lɔɲɔ̃]) is a type of soup usually based on meat stock and onions, and often served gratinéed with croutons and cheese on top. Although ancient in origin, the dish underwent a resurgence of popularity in the 1960s in the United States due to a greater interest in French cuisine. French onion soup is usually served as a starter.[1]
You did this to yourselves
>>51871346
>implying i was alive in the 80s
the son does not bear guilt for the sins of the father 2bh
>>51871374
>he wasn't alive in the 80s
babbies out desu
>>51871414
grandpas out
>heavenly kingdom has been civilized for like 2 months
>2.6% of Canada is now Chinese
the memes are real
What the fuck is this shit festival?
>a leaf
>on a flag
>>51871478
>a fucking cropped Bermuda flag
>>51871468
WORDS THAT KILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
>>51871474
>stars on flag
>moons on flag
>sun on flag
Funny how all these countries are full of terrorists
New gimmick
>>51871537
my literacy is dropping .1% a month
just realised that all in all i'm a pretty shit person and if hell exists then i'm almost definitely going there 2bh
really wish the brits would adjust their timezone to ours
>>51869065
Those "guys" are not even muslims...
>>51871724
same
>3 AM
>this starts happening outside
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxRBjI7Fy2
>>51871731
get out fr*nchie
>>51871734
you too actually
we're like a day ahead of California
>>51871745
something like that happened to me once
spooky as shit
>>51871748
Sorry, my fat friend, but FRANCE MENTIONED, I had to post !
ate a two day out of date egg sandwich
>>51871745
is that Godspeed you black emperor
>>51871782
> !
DON'T DO THAT
>>51871757
holy shit, you guys actually are
let us know when the world is gonna end
>>51871788
>tfw the last egg sandwich i ate was immediately after a surgery i had
>tfw it was the greatest thing i'd ever eaten
>>51871854
>poo
>pee
>land
>>51871868
>ausGAYlia
>>51871868
guess who else isn't getting warned
sup
STOP OPPRESSING US, MUSLIMS !
doing a get ready for work
>make a thread on /tv/
>no one posts in it
>>51871957
>'''''''''''''''''work'''''''''''''''''
haha normies lmao
lads is it just me who thinks 'storm desmond' sounds a bit shit? keep hearing them talk about it on the news and it just sounds like the smallest gayest bit of wind tbH
>>51872022
>storm
>>51872022
Storm dezzy
woke up this morning with my dog's arsehole about 6 inches away from my face, and right as i opened my eyes, i saw the bumhole dilate slightly as a long, relaxed fart was released right in my face
>mfw meeting with management over a cut to my finger
>>51871904
>implying you would jeopardise your bennies
>>51872022
>storm
>>51872037
>>51872022
that's my point lad, it's not hurricane desmond, which even though desmond is a bender name would sound a little bit better. storm desmond sounds like hurricane katrina's gay spastic cousin tbH
i'm a time traveller from 2009, AMA
>>51872050
do they reckon it's self harm
>>51872100
they reckon hep-b, hep-c or HIV even though doctors have cleared for those current tests lel.
>>51872098
post some memes
Retail is killing me lads
it's like they dont even appreciate my diPHE Diploma
Morning lads
>>51872124
this one is hot off the presses
it's called "troll face", "u mad bro?", or "problem?"
the beauty of memes is that they can be adapted to almost anything you want to use them for
>>51872182
have this spicy meme
aged 6 years
mmm.
business idea: start a tea company called "In All Honest Tea"
>>51872051
>bennies
WAS GETTING A DENTAL PLAN PART OF YOUR PLAN?
might have a wank lads, might do a poo, might have a think, might get a (You)
on three let's jump off the roof
*doesn't jump*
>>51872275
We're in
>>51872336
*pushes you off*
>>51872349
*teleports back up*
>>51872362
*pushes you off again*
>>51872341
who the fuck are they?
>>51872377
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
@51872307
forget it 'mate'
>>51872379
>he doesn't watch dragons den
>>51872275
There's already some American company called "Honest Tea"
I don't know when the Yanks started making tea but apparently its happened.
fucking hate ""zombies"" lads
such an american thing to like
whoooooooooooooooa duuuuuuuuuude zombies duuuuuude hahaaa chaaainnssaaaawwwss duuuude hahahaaaa big trucksssss and killin the zombiiieeeesss with my gunnnsssssssss du8uuuuuude fuckin zombise mannnnnn lets go kill some ZEDS duuuuude haha better dead than zed manmnnnnnnn check out my zombie survival guide duuuuuude freakin epicccccccc zzzzombiiieeeessss lets kill the DEAD HEADS duuudddddddddeeeee cold steeeeeelllll shooting rangeeeeee duuuuude zoombiiieieeeeeessss hahaaaaaaa
>>51872398
>dragons den
what's that, the name of the strip club you work at lmfao
>>51872390
*pulls down your trousers*
>>51872421
*obliges*
>>51872402
well bums to me then, i know what those yanks are like with their lawsuits
>>51872403
good post
>>51871782
I like French posters. I don't know if that's a naughty taboo on /brit/ but you guys always are some of the best posters on /int/
>>51872398
>no Duncan
>no Theo
>no Deborah
piss off.
*has a look*
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BRACES?
>get an email about a mandatory meeting at my uni
>don't go
i've fucking lost it lads
>>51872403
Yeah I've always thought this
>>51872490
it was probably about some dumb bitch getting "raped", who cares
I'm in love lads. I wish every woman on earth was like her.
>>51872510
no it was about end of semester break
i did have to do a "preventing sexual assault" online course at the beginning of the semester though haha
>>51872510
And he'll get the blame now.
>>51872536
Did you pass?
*shoots*
>>51872575
don't think you could fail it
took like 3 hours to click through all the infographics and animations though
honestly don't think donald trump is knowingly trying to be a dickhead or a racist, I think he's just gone senile the poor bloke. he doesn't really deserve to be hated, I'm sure everyone's grandparents say some stupid vaguely racist or backwards stuff all the time. they're just from a different generation
he's just getting older and losing his marbles, leave the guy alone he's in his 70s
i do think him running for president is a bit dumb though. he should just settle down
*does a little dance*
*makes a little love*
*gets down tonight*
*gets down tonight*
*scores*
>>51872536
what the fuck ay
you pay fucking thousands for that shit, get molested in loans and you have to do a tutorial about how not to rape someone.
>>51872536
>i did have to do a "preventing sexual assault" online course at the beginning of the semester though haha
It might pay to stop raping people if you have to put up with shit like that lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
i'm the balding one
>>51872530
what?
slightly ugly?
>>51872610
Do you not see Trumps strategy? He is literally putting to use The Art of War in a political landscape.
came here to post this
>>51872639
>you pay fucking thousands for that shit
sort of related i guess, do they have anything like this in commonwealth countries?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-9/11_Veterans_Educational_Assistance_Act_of_2008
First time I've woken up in the morning for over a month.
Feels nice, might go down to the shop and get a paper and a Scotch pie.
>>51872705
>a paper
like the newspaper?
Students out
>>51872676
She is the essence of beauty.
>>51872727
Yes, that's what a paper means.
>>51872749
would shag tenderly
>>51872757
wew gramps
>>51872728
So quaint. Is that Scotland?
>>51872785
Wales m8
>ham and tomatoes on toast
>small bowl of leftover lamb stew
Good brekky ngl haha
i cant see my ruddy flags
>>51872728
V pretty!!
>>51872837
Toast and marmite for me 2bh lad
>>51872699
i think there is something like that, but it's a lot less known because we already have HECS related shit so there's no interest on our fees and it is paid in percentage increments when you earn over a certain amount a year.
why would people even do uni in the states straight up instead of joining the military and doing the GI bill 2bh. uni at 18 is a bit shit
>>51872889
oh hey the kids grew up
>>51872889
Are these all the same girl or am I racist?
where is my FLAGS
im naked in the dark
>>51872889
It's posts like this that make me want to preemptively report all weebs to the proper authority for child molestation
Lib Dems lads
>>51872307
giving you a (you) for your creative and thought provoking poetry
>>51872894
>why would people even do uni in the states straight up instead of joining the military and doing the GI bill 2bh
i don't really know
iirc if you want to go to medical school they'll pay for that as long as you join after
Would you unironically shag this?
>>51872920
hahahah 8 seats
>>51872933
Season 11 when
Where can I find a gf like this?
>>51872963
Yes, she's a top qt MILF with cute French accent.
>>51872978
Next year
>>51872963
I'd unironically shag anything 2bh
>>51872905
Going to see them live next year 2bh
Lib Dems are the party of anime
>>51872982
>>/fa/
>>51872982
I'd feed that hungry skeleton some protein, if you know what i mean lads
>>51872943
i wouldn't wanna do med school on the GI bill because there would be a lot of pressure to join back into the army when you're qualified.
>>51872978
>>51873000
Yeah, Craig Charles has left (or will be leaving) Corrie to do a new series
>>51872920
Pinochet helicopter rides lad
>>51872920
Good lad
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/black-people-twice-likely-arrested-10563091
next story is
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-release-cctv-images-two-10570910
maybe blacks should commit less crime? bit of a crazy idea i know.
>>51873034
i don't think you can do it that way, and the medical school thing isn't part of the GI bill. the military is just chronically short on medical doctors
>>51872982
Where can I get a PM like this
>>51873080
Hell
mfw websites still, in the year of 2015, don't use SSL
>>51873070
ah right
if i get into med school i'd consider joining the army afterward but you'd be confined and wouldn't see a single millisecond of combat
Plaid Cymru 2bh lads
>>51873107
yeah
apparently a lot of medical schools will also waive your fees if you join doctors without borders after
Lib Dems desu
Tim "frag the tags" Farron
>>51873113
What are their policies?
>Gib more money pls
>>51873144
>tags
taigs? doesn't make much sense la.
Remember to vote Lib Dem during the Scottish election next year ladsssssss
>>51873146
Petty much "Gas the English race war now" 2bh
>>51873167
Meant fags 2bh
>>51873133
our med schools offer places to lower scoring applicants if you agree to do a stint equal to the amount of time it takes to get your degree in a rural setting.
it's a real gamble though. sometimes they consider north queensland rural so you go up to pretty well populated cities with white sand beaches and endless parties and sometimes you get some dogshit town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
Fuck lads, i dun left pot in sink oernight
girl ive been texting is of anglo and somewhere down the (blood)line christian syrian/leb
thoughts/critiques?
>>51872728
looks pretty
>>51873226
none
>>51873222
meant pots 2bh
smelly paki willy
eat the pussy while she on the rag like yummy
What the fuck lads.
I've been in the sticks for the last few years but I've recently been visiting family the last few days in a large town.
What the fuck happened to all the school birds? The tits on some of them were ridiculous. Missed out on that when I was at school.
anime or join the lib Dems desu
>>51873261
>>51873279
good contributions
>>51873285
We've been putting hormones in the water since 1999.
Girls are getting bigger chebs
Boys are becoming more sissy
>>51873285
its a global phenomina. girls are maturing younger because humanity senses the coming global catastrophe and the need to squeeze a few more birth cycles out of females to repopulate the planet is desirable.
>>51873342
chebs ladssss
had mac and cheese for breccy lads ouaaaaaooouuuu haha somebody stop me i've gone absolutely mental
>>51873342
seems men are getting bigger chebs too 2bh
>do a poo
>take a picture and send it to a mate
>>51871235
hey what happened to you?
>>51873066
Bit racist lad
>i post
>on reddit
>>51873349
Well I read in some science bullshit that the prime age at least nearly a decade ago for girls to breed at was 17.
>>51869065
Why would you start a thread with that?
>>51873373
Pic hasn't come through yet
>>51873292
Join UKIP
>>51873369
absolute madman
>>51873417
it's like you don't hate the french or some thing
>mfw people unironically lump up Nigel Farage with Donald Trump
sickening
if nige was any yank comparison he'd be that ron paul bloke
>>51873226
nice mix imo in terms of physical appearance.
Aren't lebs treated like lepers in pozstralia though?
>>51873410
the younger you breed the less chance of genetic issues
This is true for males as well.
So basically, ideally we would be producing offspring as soon as we are able to, and then get sterilized ~5 years later or something
whats a good film to watch (that isnt autistic look at me choice)
I shall sit here and observe you gibbering apes awhile. You amuse me.
>>51873459
das boot
>>51873395
sorry mate, went to have dinner
It's quite a strong smell, almost corrosive like copper or summin'
pretty much how you'd expect it
>voicemail notification won't fuck off until you've rung up and listened to it
F U C K
O F F
Holiday choon
https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc
>>51873459
Jacob's Ladder
>>51873478
ah, interesting
>>51873497
pay your bills lad haha
>>51873459
Shoah
just gave all my youngsters glock-9s and 40s
why does love
do this to me
I don't know
I don't know
had a rather interesting dream lads
Already worked out it was a comical take on my school life
>>51873459
How To Operate a Machine: A Machine Operator's Guide to the Operation of Machinery
Who /hyped/ for saturday
>>51873498
That's not baby its cold outside...
just drank coffee
>>51873455
nah not really
especially not if they're christian
>>51873540
wonderful post lad could you post a link to your fucking blog?
>>51873540
did one where a thief tried to rob me but ended up becoming my thrall
>>51873563
sorry haven't written it up yet, ill be sure to give you a shout when i have
>>51873589
my ended with a really big wheel trying to float up through a circle of god, but god was having none of it and performed some magic voodoo to close it
was absolutely mental
>>51873532
https://www.youtube.com/user/MRNEWSguerillamedia
of a mind to watch the wolverine film again but i have seen it quite a few times
>>51873625
were you doing drugs (as per normal)
>>51873627
I like Vinnie
>>51873647
watch centurion if you havent already
no i wasn't, i just have very vivid dreams, this one was really long desu
>>51873627
what the fuck
Off to do some wageslavery lads, ciao.
business idea: start a restaurant called "The 'Zone". The entire menu will be calzones. We'll have fun names for calzones like the O-'Zone, the Drop 'Zone, the Landing 'Zone, and Cal 'Zone (California Calzone, it makes you think), etc.
>>51873690
lol aye. he's a good lad.
alri lads haha phantom typer here
>>51873716
bit weird
There's a chat between him and David Icke as well
Lads, I hit my head pretty badly on Saturday and got myself concussed. Still haven't seen any major improvements other than being able to rationalize things better and improvements in my speech, but my headaches are still killing me. Should I be worried yet and go to the A&E again to ask them to put me through a scan/MRI or should I just wait until everything goes back to normal? I'm an uni student planning to do GEM and that led me to reading quite a lot on concussions, and the fact that even the mildest ones (I didn't lose consciousness at all and I'm perfectly aware of how it happened, when, the date and the time of the day) can still have long-lasting repercussions on your cognitive skills or behavioural patterns.
>>51873661
actually have rome on at the present what a coincidence
ha
ha
>>51873720
whats your internet service provider?
mines being really shit and i remember you complaining a while ago
>people that still refer to Australia or NZ as 'The Antipodes"
get over yourselves you boring cunts
i'm a cold motherfucker honestly
>>51873750
sky
load of wank i have like 2mb download on a good day
>>51873767
oh I'm on virgin and it keeps going down every 15 minutes
fucking piece of shit desu
>>51873742
I'd say go back on Friday if you still have those headaches and a touch of the downs
>>51873775
haha
virgin
oh yeah my internet keeps cutting out intermittently but thats cos my ethernet cables a bellend and if i move my pc slightly the thing practically falls out
>>51873735
He's a lovely big lad. He's into conspiracy shit and ufos.
based radio presenter
>>51873800
yeah but David Icke is a proper weirdo. He's adamant that the world is controlled by shape shifting lizards
>>51873780
Yeah, probably I'd do that. I'm flying to Spain on Sunday and this whole ordeal has got me quite worried desu. Moreover, I'm an uni student and my degree choice is quite demanding, so I am scared shitless that I may lose my ability to memorize things, which is one of the few things I did pride myself about.
>>51873819
>not believing in frequencies
americans have a muslim president and think we have it bad with muslims
fucking delusional
Which one do you live in lads?
>>51873868
he is christian :?
>>51873880
>unironically living in london
>>51873880
Used to live in French, then moved to Turkish this year m8.
>>51873742
>Unironically asking /brit/ for medical advice
>>51873865
what are you on about m8
>>51873908
M8, I'm scared shitless and the NHS testing thing isn't helping either. Sorry for actually relying on /brit/ for fucking advice.
