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Once and Future King Edition
cara
BFF <3
>>51849509
homophobic
>>51849544
sexist
>>51849548
racist
8yiggggggggggggg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZKii80aD6
>>51849691
> you'll never get a taste of her fanny
why live?
>>51849704
I am black, I'm allowed to disparage my own people.
got a sore foot
>>51849691
cara
All Australians should be exterminated like the vermin they are
JUst had a big old bowl of lamb stew haha
might have seconds lmao
>>51849704
Piss off you faggot nigger feminist cunt hole.
>>51849727
Fuck off
I normally poo once every 3-5 days lads
is this normal?
reminder the whole josh smuin thing was a bait and switch and riley sticka remains at large
>>51849751
*rubs it better*
mugi
>>51849762
Fat cunt
>>51849795
no familie it's not
in dire need of a girlfriend
>>51849807
thanks xo
i put a deep freeze on it :c
>>51849755
>>51849691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI3hecGO_04
Looks like utter shit.
Svnyone srrn my gladrdses?
I'm so fucking lonely lads hahahaha
>>51849762
got a recipe for that you fucking worthless cunt?
>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_top_international_rankings_by_country
>>51849751
Did you go to St Benedicts you little fucking Benhead?
>>51849850
not a fan of capeshit anyway tbf
will watch this ofcourse
>>51849830
6'2 12.5st
Nah blud
>>51849842
how to get a joy gf
>>51849842
its sad that im literally out of this girls league attraction-wise
shes so boring looking and probably has no arse or tits. have fucked much hotter and im a 6/10
>snow
>chips with rotten cheese and gravy
>culture
pick none
>>51849890
Wow Afghanistan must be a complete shithole
>>51849893
I went to the school of hard knocks haha alri
Like this post if you think Australians should be beaten up and killed!
>>51849923
gonna pick them all anyway tbf
Can someone in this FUCKING THREAD not be a boring self-obsessed neet for JUST FUCKING ONCE.
ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>Search up a University in Google Images
>See this as first result
>Close the tab
>>51849907
idk
probably be really fit and rich or something
probably need to be part of the korean media industry too
>>51849913
do yanks set out to prove their idiocy all the time?
never say arse or tits again 2bh
>>51849923
>hot desert
>shit that you spread on sandwhich
>culture
pick none senpai
>>51850010
Chill m8
>>51849946
Indeed
I also liked this one:
>India: Largest number of multi-dimensionally poor, 612 million
>>51849964
Shared and upboated :^)
>>51849890
> Estonia Highest prevalence of females in population, 0.84 males per female
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
>celebrating christmas
fuck off
>>51849923
Who are you even referring to you little scrat?
>>51850054
>multi-dimensionally poor
wat
>>51850043
>lisicki actually thinks people get riled up because of his trollposting
>>51850025
ouch totally bantered. calling me an idiot for thinking you're imaginary wifeu is ugly as fuck
i'll say it again. i'm literally out of her league attraction-wise. wouldn't even turn my head to look at her if i walked by her
shes about as plain as they come
>>51850025
perfect body type
want a gf with her shape
>>51849795
you should poo every day
>>51849964
*super liked*
>>51850115
no idea 2bh
>>51850138
i wasn't trying to banter mate you're actually an idiot
>>51850127
nah m8, i think they get riley'd
riley was a trip, rr-right?
tired
Poleaboo created a new account at Femdom-Cult
me and the gf
feeling a bit tiery lads
>>51849890
>world championship
fucking hell we're just as terrible as yanks with their american football
Thought about it for a bit
If oz can't read, how can he reply?
Does he get a translator or something?
>>51850188
Honestly though lad you should feel awful for thinking she's in the least attractive, and I'm a skinny northerner.
>>51850190
>190
lol nice well done my friend
*pats head*
>>51850188
you sound like a child just spamming the same insult without even saying why
you idiot!!!
>>51850195
It's on the very first page, haha
Post more interesting Wiki articles. I crave them.
>>51850257
There's a point where banter turns to just being ugly.
Delete this.
>>51849673
Arthur and Merlin look slavic as fuck.
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swansea_City_A.F.C.
gf just sent me this
>>51850308
No worries, oz can't read it anyways
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents
>>51850257
>not being in the 53% of Australians who are functionally literate
but tbH I am using the reading and writing hotline
>Uruguay: Most southernmost northernmost point on land
>>51850300
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations
>>51850378
Uruguay is based Tbh
>Tags
>virgin.humiliation
I am back
back again
>>51850358
>>51850257
Delete both of these
*doot doot*
haha see ya lads, my ride is here
slay all nigs
naeun
>>51850501
quality post
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/190cm_master_race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxQaKYFx-4
>>51850345
Would love her to suck my willy 2bh
>>51850501
You should tell you mate to replace his horn so he doesn't have to blow a shell lmao
*grins as you finally leave*
Thought he'd be here forever
>>51850300
Did you read my qarmatian one m9
these were rank
tasted alright but the can smelled like a butt
>got a missed call
>no idea by who
>tfw it ends up being some recruiter
>>51850600
they probably smelled like u lmao
>downloading porn
>not having caller id
Shame
>>51850601
They were ringing to tell you they binned your CV lad
>>51850523
want to sniff her girl parts
>>51850645
I use baby wipes to clean my bum desu
and people here actually shower daily unlike in the UK
>Golfsburg
>>51850661
>not downloading porn
mmm
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident
ca??
more like cIaO
>>51850685
>shower daily
Never understood this meme
>>51850715
wew
mmph
>>51849945
more
>>51850707
>manure actually scored
>>51850731
got called a greasy little goblin 1 too many times
>>51850731
It's a normie thing
>>51850780
wahey
>>51850780
>>51850759
>>51850737
how are we x
sprained my foot and it hurts so bad I might die
>>51850782
>van Laal
wew
>van lall
going to the shops lads
Grand ol fart
>>51850820
im not x
>>51850820
Take vicodin
>>51850820
how'd you do that
I'm much better then this morning desu, sorted out a plan for my secret santa
just going to buy some pack of perfume or w/e from boots, can't go wrong right
>>51850833
martial as well, ffs. nothing i love more than seeing meme players fail
>>51850820
how did you do that
idiot boy
im still monstrously tired despite sleeping at 9 and waking at 7 last night haha i dont think it will EVER end
anime
>>51850731
You wouldn't I imagine
>>51850897
>not buying a pair of comically large underwear
what is the best shot of maisies arse lads? i want to judge it
>>51850938
>>51850897
stepped off the bus and somehow fucked my foot up lmao
what am I like x
>>51850954
she would find that offensive tbqh
I would have to search pretty far for it to be comically large if you get what I am alluring to
>>51850972
lewd
>>51850996
Ahhh, okay.
>>51850975
should of acted like it were broken and got a fit bird to help you home desu
>>51850972
this ones piff
how do i cook rice lads?
just cant get it right.
you might think i hate your country but i actually wanna live there xx
>>51851091
Bored of this one desu
>>51851091
1 cup of water for every cup of rice goof
>>51851109
lol
>>51851109
fuck off paki
>>51851091
get brown rice and leave it on boil for 20 mins
>>51851067
nobody was around anyway but it hurts so bad
>>51851091
get an uncle bens and stick the cunt in the microwave
>>51851132
it's 1 cup of water for every half cup of rice you stupid fuck
>>51851144
>>51851133
not talkin to you lads
>>51849703
is this real?
and i thought we were small
how are you this small
*post was moved to Miscellaneous*
>>51851091
get your finely aged olive oil
cut the rice against the grain
mix in two soupspoons of cheddar and a bit of celary salt
bring the whole mixture to a broil then toss in in the oven at 500c for 40 minutes before removing the seal and rolling the rice into balls for eating.
let sit overnight in a bowl of cream for extra flavour
>>51851221
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>51851252
does /trash/ still exist
or is it just a pony porn board
>>51851256
I wasn't here 30 m ago
Fuck off we're full
Oz ----> deny entry
Yank women -----> accepted
>>51849691
doing a reply to a 30 minute old post ahahah
>>51851164
Would have officer'd and gentleman'd you desu
https://youtu.be/kHvDoQl4OGA?t=227
I have £4.66 in my steam wallet, what's a good game to get for less than that price?
gf recorded our skype call last night. What is she like eh?
https://youtu.be/1LSfUdKgu5k
absolute sadman
>>51851312
he doesn't do the gimmick to baiters
>>51851333
why don't you look and see?
>>51851333
Jet Set Radio
got rellies that live there though
>>51851322
aw shucks x
great tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-QpjM54mA
Where
give us a u
GTA, ON
>>51851449
4 oo for u
>>51851439
What has he haaaaaad?
>>51851449
Blue tick wanker
could do with a crazy gf desuu
Where in the GTA tho pham
starting to hate the oneitis
Why is it so easy to manipulate people with the mere implication of social exile? Tell someone they're a racist/sexist/homophobe if they don't do a thing and they'll do the thing to appease that.
spank me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4hTtHxajvc
my gf
>>51851519
Need a chav gf who gets drunk and sexually assaults me
>>51851519
I will be sad when Micahel Ironside shuffles off this mortal coil desu~
>>51851529
you're a pathetic piece of shit
>van Laal
top lel
>>51851554
why does boston look like yorkshire
Los Santos i think is the suburb name
Rate my din dins lads
starting to crave physical affection
>>51851575
Both dirt poor
>>51851572
fuck off you fucking cunt
OUT
>Pakis
>Yanks
>Other non commonwealth JFs
>Pakis
>Anime nonces
>Tripfags
>Thainonce
IN
>Lads
>Memes
>Banter
>UKIP
Agree?
>>51851590
better lighting and it wouldn't look as shit desu
Would reg give you a you for that joke but you're oz so nah
>>51851590
>broccoli
peoplebeingsick.jpg
>>51851590
I'm sure it tastes okay, but looks v. unappealing
Reduce that sauce for the love of god.
>>51851565
65 the new 50
but he is looking old
>>51851596
byrants bottom
out:
yanks
kevin
k on
in:
me
>>51851637
>broccoli
It's green cauliflower, lad.
>>51851629
tip top slag
>>51851629
link her or post more
>>51851561
I was a bit of a late bloomer willy wise so I still had a pretty small cock by 16 and was at a house party sitting kissing some messer and was drunk enough that I went upstairs with her then got really self concious about my willy, tried to stop and say im gonna be sick etc but she started choking me and pulled down my jeans and gave me a shake then rode me while choking the life out of me
didnt choke me the whole time obv i was like this is happening anyway so went with it
>>51851637
>he doesn't eat 1kg+ of brocolii a weak
never gonna make it.
>Picky eater
Fucked for life.
>>51851590
Broccoli overcooked, sauce too thin.
Oz------------------------>out
Chav women----------->in
>>51851677
>cauliflower
morepeoplebeingsick.jpg
>>51851548
because we've dismantled the tribe, the community, and replaced it with this highly artificial apparatus of conditional caring.
that and people are pushed to be as "social" as possible, and not just in the traditional way where you have your mates and girls, but literally every aspect of your life is plugged into this mass communal architecture as a means of control. we have no "den" anymore to retreat to, or pack group who will care for us regardless.
its also partially why some people are overwhelmed and just retreat entirely becoming hermits, we've created a system where you are either 100% part of it or completely isolated.
>>51851687
Tell it again
How drunk is a bottle of wine supposed to get you lads
Cause I'm happy drunk but not incapable drunk
Quiz time:
Which of these 2 canadian provinces is the biggest?
/r/athiesm
/r/liberal
>>51851590
only need to steam your veges and sauce too much/thin
>>51851775
heh
>>51851775
ECKS DEE
>>51851767
excuse me?
>>51851769
drank a whole bottle?
>>51851759
>this post
The "Asians" are teaming up with the asians lads.
>>51851805
Once more
>>51851829
>Asian
fuck off yank
Bought these (tan) at the Princes Arcade today lads:
http://www.loake.co.uk/byrange/loake-1880/wolf.html
Very comfy.
>>51849673
Seibaa
tense conversation with my uncle just then
he's alpha and i'm an aspiring alpha, clashed a bit
>>51851943
What's your clan name? Need a new one tbfw
>>51851829
Rasheed
>Man City
>>51851943
So, who ended up fucking who in the arse?
>saskat chewing
>manny's towbar
>nova's coats yeah?
>alb hurt her
>you con?
>>51852013
the funkhausers
>>51852092
Joined
>>51852103
denied
>>51849673
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
>>51852123
Good lad
RUDE
U
D
E
lads has the way posts get highlighted when you drag over them changed?
im sure you could make a neat box before but can't do it now
>>51851943
>he's alpha and i'm an aspiring alpha
Was the argument about the best way to bleed a radiator?
business idea: supply things in demand
Want an oz friend
Not really
>>51852235
terrible idea
get out of my office
>>51852179
you mean this? yeah
business idea: exchange goods and services for money
anime
wouldnt it be funny if there was a country that was like 3000 times less relevant than the one below it
I know id have a giggle :^)
who /bipolar/ here
think the doctor has realised i'm not taking my medication
there is literally zero different on or off it but she won't prescribe me anything else
>>51852278
you're fired
>>51852258
http://www.motionbristol.com/event/mutiny/
bet you'd like to go to this, wouldn't you?
my din dins is/are hot
>>51851807
Yeah lad
>>51852292
nah i mean like this
now it just highlights the exact text instead
>>51852423
what you havin x
Wish we had national sorry day
Need a day off tbqh
>>51852423
how many din dins you having
>>51852436
doesn't happen for me
>>51852446
green cauliflower
>>51852318
You mean like Australia and New Zealand?
>>51852333
You can't fire me, I'm YOUR boss!
>>51852493
i did that in paint by the way
its really annoying me tbqh
http://www.royalmint.com/shop/Britannia_2015_UK_50_pound_Fine_Silver_Coin
got one of these lads
>>51852555
oh, I dunno
do a refresh /shrug
Sorry, woman. I only care about anime girls.
>>51852446
2 fat heaving chicken chebs w carrots, broc, peas, corn, extremely salty chips
got a bowl of mixed berries 4 dessert
>>51852485
7
lads what should i get for dinner
kraft dinner or kraft dinner
Haha im so quirky :P
>It's a Cranial Nerve Exam episode
>>51852616
sounds like you're gonna need a belly rub after x
what is actually bad about sweden/norway/denmark lads? they all look like they have pretty ideal policies tbqh
>>51852674
memes
Need a chav girl who acts hard but is a complete sweetheart
>>51852674
>what is actually bad about sweden
"""swedish"""" """"people"""" live there
>>51852616
you'll need a nice long walk after all that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6vZMR-hv3U
me
debating to play the new /int/craft server
played some of the others but they were pretty shit with all the internal politics
>>51852674
Ideal policies if you have a small population. Norway has less people than London but a shit ton more space.
>>51852674
the people
the cold
the kekoldry
>>51852674
nothing technically
been to Norway and it was pretty amazing
really the only thing is people are naive and pinkos exist.
>>51852771
He said scandinavia not canada
>I play mine craft
>>51852649
Good lad
link?
>>51852649
tfw they bring out the otoscope
>>51852674
sweden lets far too many migrants in
norway and denmark are LITERALLY the best countries in the world tied with iceland and new zealand
>>51852666
london
>>51852719
london
>>51852727
byrants bottom
http://www.ministryofsound.com/events/calendar/club/2015/12/03/11/13/160123-hospital-records#yqk8xOXcJvx8F7CX.97
should i go lads
found some new kentqt photos
>>51852827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZfwrhGlBXk
>>51852880
why not
Need a chav girl who will cry in my arms after being tired of being a chav
>>51852796
I liked one of them, good for just something casual to play
plus I like building things then basically quit once I'm done my little city
>>51852901
because fuck you thats why
You're just a toy to me lad
>>51852855
>>51852905
>>51852950
spoiler this hog
>>51852950
Me in the back
>>51852955
you're bang out of order right there
>renting in sydney
>>51852576
Somehow I don't think it will fit in the Tesco self-serve tills.
why is brit so slow tonight?
left a 0.35 btc in abraxas in september, forgot about it. btc has gone up 40% since, ffs
>>51853070
all the lads are round mine sorry
>>51853070
got nothing to say tbf unless you want me to post anime
>>51853082
i left $20 in my agora wallet :c
>>51853070
Accidentally b8d oz to another thread
m
u
g
i
I haven't seen the nonce for a few days
Is he in a detention centre?
Read this story about a new trend regarding toys thats happening in the great white north
Apparently its common for lasses to ask their men to wear an "extension" so they can get the full experience.
>>51853034
Most of Aus is expensive desu
I sort of like this country because of its interesting bad side, if you know what i mean.
>>51853070
>he doesn't know how to find the hidden thread
>>51853034
>what is London
Cry me a river pham
>muzzies fuck goats
>welsh fuck goats
>muzzies are ugly
>welsh are ugly
>muzzies are brown
>welsh are brown
are the welsh muzzies?
>>51853143
w
o
r
s
t
>>51853156
>le kek meme xD
>>51853176
>gif
fuck off
saving my wank for the morning because i'm a bit tired now
>>51853178
we should gas them just as a precaution
Business idea: an app that shows where chav girls are in your area
>>51853143
b
l
a
c
k
e
d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApC1jxemzfU
How much shekel for her?
business idea: buy stuff cheaply on alibaba and resell it for profit on my own website
>>51853178
more white than pakiland desu
why is mugi objectively the worst lads? what's she for other than to be rich and bring better characters cake and tea?
>>51851769
1 will usually get me a 3/10 buzz
2 will do nicely for me
Not much for wine though
>>51853307
>her
>fosters
just take it mate
*eats*
robot waifus confirmed
>>51853307
that's absolutely sickening
>>51853307
NEED
E
E
D
>>51853364
robots gfs soon
>>51853307
>Norman haircut
>>51853384
she is qt fuck off abbot
>>51853355
got something on your mouth senpai
>>51853326
shes the backbone of the group
without her there is no k-on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzSrJS4Za-Q
>>51853168
Yes blud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsd285VkB2E
Fuck body builders. I work 40 hours a week and have a drinking problem. I dont have time to do that shit.
>>51853419
>implying that haircut doesn't knock her down to a 5/10
cmon.. raise your standards you literal bird, you can do better than that.
>>51853326
she fucks black guys remember
New gimmick:
When replying to someone make a post on /trv/ instead and then link the person to it.
/r/depression:
>Hey guys I finally managed to have a shower [800 upvotes]
>hi im 16 thingin about gilling myselb my gf brock up with me [545 upvotes]
>DAE have *common symptom of depression* [1670 upvotes]
>hey guys I wrote this analogy 4 depression to help my friend understand [10,000 upvotes]
>>51853538
>>1057993
>>51853619
welcome to 4chan, kiddo
>>51853586
how festive
>>51853538
forgot about the cross board gimmick smfh
>>>/trv/1057993
>>51853619
HAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS ABSOLUTE TOOL
Winding up Yanks on /pol/ about Trump. So easy to Bait them lads
The moment you realize that a good portion of the population are literally automatons with no self-awareness and going on pure instinct is the moment you realize that you'll never bond with a good portion of the population ever again.
>>51853680
>treating ANY post or reply on /pol/ as serious and not satire
It is you who has been coaxed into a snafu my friend.
>The moment you realize that a good portion of the population are literally automatons with no self-awareness and going on pure instinct is the moment you realize that you'll never bond with a good portion of the population ever again.
>>51853680
>gif
fuck off
>>51853538
nice one m8
>>>/trv/1057997
>>51853698
sounds more like you have no theory of mind, common sign of isolation and autism
>>51853680
can't look serious at abbot anymore since he ate a raw onion
>The moment you realize that a good portion of the population are literally automatons with no self-awareness and going on pure instinct is the moment you realize that you'll never bond with a good portion of the population ever again.
>>51853326
ritsu is probably insane
mio is high maintenance
yui is the same as you (useless autist)
azusa would get fucked off with you because you're not a workaholic
mugi enjoys taking care of people and legitimately enjoys simple, homely things
because of her wealth she recognises that wealth is unfulfilling
about to sneeze..................................................just sneezed
>>51853804
bless you
ever seen a male with a selfie stick? why are women so fucking narcissistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
can't stop listening to this song and wishing I was younger with slutty teen pussy to bang
>>51853742
>not knowing that /pol/ is full of Delusional yanks who make shitty predictions about politics
Its always great when it turns out how wrong they are like with UKIP and likely with Trump next year cant wait to shitpost about it. Some is satire but Yanks really are that Dumb
>>51853698
brit opened my third eye
>>51853786
>yui
>useless autist
no bully she is pure
>>51853799
2 pages early
>>51853799
NICE.. EPIC... I LIKE IT
