normie david edition
cara
/isr/
really like ninne inch nails (on finger)
poos
poo poo
in need of female companionship but my coworkers are mingers desu lads
Azusa
kyary is my bestest friendest
/kent/
I wonder if Victoria Coren is richer than David Mitchell. She's got loads in poker winnings and he's probably not that rich.
>>51853659
>implying based Dave isn't an undercover robot infiltrating the upper echelons of normie society in preparation for the Beta Uprising
grimes 2bh
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/calgary/suicide-rate-alberta-increase-layoffs-1.3353662
bit sad desu
>>51853868
why the wide face?
>a degree in the tuba
>mfw replying "good morning" to people saying "mornin' "
>mfw replying "good evening" to people saying "evenin' "
>mfw replying "hello" to people saying "hi"
t. kraut
how's /involuntary celibacy 2015/ going lads?
>>51853676
>ywn fuck her in a stable during a week end in the english country
>>51853885
godspeed Dave
>>51853925
RYRY
Y
R
Y
vicky ftw
>>51853925
about to end RIGHT NOW if you come to my house RIGHT now
>>51853885
He is a giganormie and his abnormie persona is him making fun of you.
He's not laughing with you, he's laughing at you.
You poor sod.
>>51853856
hello?
>>51853925
>>>/r/AsianMasculinity
>>51853925
Prostitutes exist and I can afford them, so it's voluntary. Checkmate Ireland.
>/beta/news/canada/
cant make you this up
does anyone else's mum always tell them to remember to eat every time you talk to her?
mugi
>>51853890
>there are humans that care this much about the wageslave lifestyle
wew
>>51853925
successful
>>51853863
Full Bamyu Bamyu is up on JPS. It's pretty shit desu but there's going to be a remix on the physical release which might be interesting but probs nots.
>>51853890
Fucking Harper is responsible for this shit, making us dependent on our oil industry when oil is almost to the chopping block
>>51853918
's alri
>>51853973
>He is a giganormie and his abnormie persona is him making fun of you.
>mfw his persona has been so carefully prepared and crafted that you sincerely believe this
might do a get a haircut
>>51853983
In NORN IRON it's illegal
what did people call world war 2 during the war?
just, 'the war' perhaps?
New gimmick: never give anybody (You)s
>>51854036
it's not worth the risk of the hairdresser trying to force a conversation la
You don't do that productive thing because you have a constant stream of negative emotion/stimuli coursing through your mind. The longer you remain undistracted, the more overwhelmed you become. Experience any actual real negative emotion like failing something or being irritated just amplifies it. You rely on whatever distraction/numbing method you picked in your life to make sure that you are numbed and distracted from whatever that constant negative emotion you feel. You do it so you don't literally go crazy.
>>51854047
Based Prods tbqh
Bottom of the year
reminder that you're not actually conscious but exist in a state of waking sleep
You've been doing that for a while now idiot
My gimmick was more original
>You don't do that productive thing because you have a constant stream of negative emotion/stimuli coursing through your mind. The longer you remain undistracted, the more overwhelmed you become. Experience any actual real negative emotion like failing something or being irritated just amplifies it. You rely on whatever distraction/numbing method you picked in your life to make sure that you are numbed and distracted from whatever that constant negative emotion you feel. You do it so you don't literally go crazy.
>>51854021
Can't say its worth the hit on my ratio desu senpai
sup lads
what is your opinion on this statement?
http://stopwar.org.uk/index.php/news/stop-the-war-statement-on-uk-parliament-s-decision-to-bomb-syria
elaines a slag
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/focusing-on-her-pleasure/
Your self-image is rooted in how you think others perceive you. It never "comes from within". You can either delude yourself into thinking other people see you in a good way, or actually have other people see you in a good way. If they see you in a bad way, good luck having any modicum of self-esteem.
anyone else think up /brit/posts during the day then post them at night
Why do you buy footwear lads?
Just got these: http://www.loake.co.uk/byrange/loake-1880/wolf.html
>>51854207
fugg off loser, elaine's bae
alrighty rooty reety ratey skatey potatey
time 4 beddybyes
my l*ve to the home counties
>>51854249
me desu
>>51854250
won't they make your feet sweat a bit much
>>51854262
night lass, sweet dreams xxx
>>51854204
starting anew jew simulator game lad
>>51854250
fuck off billionaire
Fucking hate Bradley Walsh reaction pics.
New gimmick: say mean things to oz
>>51854249
sometimes I wait till it's evening in the UK to post for maximum (You) revenue
>>51854247
where are you finding these memes?
>>51854315
Most depressives would be cured from: Becoming physically fit, obtaining a useful and respected skill, having good sex at least once a month and a community where a good portion of the opposite sex finds them sexually attractive and the same sex finds them pleasant, useful and welcome. Good luck getting that by yourself!
While everyone is different, I can confidently say that most people's depression are rooted in lacking very fundamental things that are necessary for good mental hygiene. Like I said: Being seen as sexually attractive, a useful skill that has tangible value to you and having the respect of your peers are common lacks in depressives. Yes, everyone's mental illness is a special snowflake, even mine; but I'm highlighting a commonality.
>>51854247
Just condition yourself so you think the other way, it's hard but possible desu.
>>51854207
always felt sorry for Tracey. all she wanted was for her mum to love her and look after her.
good childrens show 2bh. based pre-sjw-era BBC.
where do people get cracks to pirate software
all i see is survey bait
do you need to be party of a private network or one of the first 3 people to use a working code
>>51853925
Badly. Just cant keep the slags off me
New gimmick: only say half of
>>51854250
http://imgur.com/a/XNNkv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0FCEWXHo0
Been watching this channel for a few days now
VERY comfy
What's wrong with stopping muslims coming in to your country? They're a dangerous group.
>>51854367
This tbqh.
Lifting, getting a job I enjoy, and using skills I'm valued for daily improved my social standing and financial situation on top of curing all my mental problems other than going on /brit/.
cara
I went on a run today.
I'm pretty fucking proud of that.
>Youtube video is 144p
>still wont fucking load
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>>51854549
good lad
>>51854204
You should Deny shekels to Stop the War desu Mr.Shlomostein. Bring it up at the Next council meeting pls
>>51854549
good lad
>>51854450
Goodyear welts la, they're easily resoled and the customer service is impeccable.
Really the lowest tier decent shoes you can get.
>>51854367
Not him but I have most of those things and still find myself dropping into depressed episodes.
Maybe some issues are just rooted in childhood and require actually therapy but the factors you listed haven't really helped me overcome depression entirely.
>>51854471
prefer the virtual ones
https://youtu.be/U4jNEtTU9Fk?list=PLbphwhPw2Jusy_DQOMGoNOdA0IAWovhTF&t=829
>>51854504
Not all muslims are terrorists
I can't believe that in the year 2015 people STILL think that muslims are terrorists!
It's just not right! All these terrorists have nothing to do with Islam. They soil the name of Islam!
>>51854249
usually its a bit shit for most of the day, especially early evening GMT
>>51854589
>>51854589
Only episode I remember is when they repaint a load of virgin mary statues and try to pass them off as figurines of some girl band.
>>51854084
>being 5'5
>>51854504
It lumps in an entire group based on the actions of some. Its basically punishing a person for the actions of another in which they had no involvement. Its not hard to see why its Unfair
>>51854604
Quite a comfy game to play 2bh
>>51854504
they aren't coming here lol
Why can't men deal with their problems like a man and not talk about it?
I miss the good old days...
>>51854680
>he actually believes this
What a goy, oyyy
>>51854367
a lot of these things were much easier when most people just lived in tiny hamlets and you would basically end up marrying the girl across town since there was no one else around.
also the idea of instant love is a bit of a joke, old couples love each other because it grew over time, now we expect everything immediately and are unwilling to put up with anything.
>>51854303
It's not like I'm posting John Lobb la.
It's pretty much impossible to get good shoes under £200 in any case.
did a cottage pie lads
>>51854738
MYLENE
Y
L
E
N
E
Going out drinking with some m8s on a Tuesday night lads aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc
>>51854717
nothing wrong with talking about it in an appropriate way, just guys now blubber on like teen girls constantly.
>>51854807
seems bland
New gimmick: pretend it's morning when it's night and vice versa
>>51854807
what meat did you use?
So we have a man who plays a tuba
I don't speak Naiz but I think /deustch/ has a trombone playing person in the words >>51854715
/int/ meme brass band when?
I don't understand people who AREN'T suicidal.
>>51854880
minced beef obviously, it's a cottage pie
Morning lads
>>51854931
just checking
>>51854836
cute little boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
haha didn't know PSY had a new song
>a degree in the tuba
>>51854894
would just like to point out i did my meme post before this was linked and this is a mere coincidence
Top Banter from the Guardian
>>51854894
a lad sung earlier for a Yank girl
It's a simple fact that the bad experiences in life vastly outweigh the good. So what's the logic in going through with it? In the end, it's always a net loss.
>>51854908
Too lazy to do something that'll happen on it's own soon enough anyway tbqh.
But anyway, I'm out for the night. Bye
might have adhd lads
need to wait to get pmi from work so i can get diagnosed since it takes forever though the nhs
guys
why is kylie so hot
>>51854980
bit racist
>>51854962
Me on the left with my pics haha
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5lbXsJh.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
alri
>>51854989
only get one chance so make it a good one
>>51854995
night night sleep tight xoxo
>about to get ready for beddy
>mum appears with a bag of chips
u wot
>>51854611
>>51854678
The peaceful majority is literally irrelevant when so many have extreme views. Just like the nazis and japs in WW2. Also, even the moderates have a findamntal set of beliefs that are not compatible with western civilization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry3NzkAOo3s
>>51855022
perfect blend of welsh, irish and english.
>>51854980
>The Guardian
Anyone have that catcalling image?
>>51855022
I dunno but she is
>>51855044
never found the appeal of her
she looks wrinkly
I suppose if you wanted to fug her she would be appealing
>>51854989
that implies that even solely bad experience is on the whole worse than non-existence/non-life
or that the bad and the good are equally weighted
you could live in some Indian gutter your entire life and one day get handed a nice platter of the sweetest fruits and most savory meats you've ever had, and that memory will hang with you forever.
literally me
>>51854989
I know, it's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here, but we are. It's like in the great stories, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing. The shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you and meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
sometimes it just feels better not to talk. at all. about anything. to anyone.
fucking kek
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449608522654.jpg
is it just a coincidence that hdds look like a tiny record player?
>>51855150
*upvotes*
>>51855150
oh Sam
>on the verge of failing my degree in my fourth year
>>51855162
>Dat African American score
>>51855162
can you fucking post the image you daft cunt
cant sleep need poo
shouldnt have internet stalked my tinder match lads
now i know everything about her
me on the left
>>51855162
link to the thread you bellend
>>51855107
fuuUUck
>>51855157
I do this for periods of two weeks at a time, before telling family that I am okay and alive. Literally a shut in haha
>>51855222
Why would I when it is already hosted on site and anyone with a brain has hover-to-view enabled?
>>51855162
Democrats are on full damage control because their "pander to minorities" strategy started imploding now that no one wants a 70 year old white wicked witch of the midwest as President
>>51855162
>tfw Trumpeters try to use this Poll to back up theri belief that Trump can win
>>51855219
i had a nightmare about the leaving cert the other, truly the worst thing to ever exist.
Da Feels when someone tells you to kill yourself, but you already hear that shit everyday from yourself.
>>51855267
>linking to a image on a image board
wouldn't want poor old hiro to have to suffer the toll of hosting the same image twice, that never happens
>>51854678
where islam goes elevated levels of no goodery inevitably follow
i would unironically try and kick out every muzzie in this country if i could because the negatives far outweigh the positives of having their religion here
>>51855162
People call yanks stupid. But they sure can see Muslims for what they are, while the majority of europe spreads their anus and begs for sandy dick.
Donald Trump thinks Bill Gates can shut down the internet
come on lads
>>51855245
he's a legit operator apparently
>>51855279
honestly who even comes close in terms of popular appeal?
Hillary just makes everyone feel sick inside and Bernie is a non-entity, the other Republicans maybe but most are just robotic cutouts manufactured in GOP headquarters
>>51855292
Emigrant?
>>51855279
Rasheed
>>51855302
You still crying?
https://twitter.com/ABC7News/status/674239833057927168
vote no
>>51855337
>he's a legit operator apparently
really?
>mfw trump loses
>>51855343
prefer the term traveller tbqh, moved here from ireland via new york for a year just.
>>51855405
Fuck off gypsy scum
[spoiler]are you working? Mad to get out of here for awhile desu[/spoiler]
>>51855292
did you do well in it lad? How did you cope? I fucking hated the leaving. Fucking srath pictiur shite.
>>51855380
>mfw Trump wins my republican nomination bet and my repub president bet
£100 for almost nothing
>>51855337
>honestly who even comes close in terms of popular appeal?
Pretty sure his stuff over the last few weeks has gone too far. Hes shifted too rightwing and will likely lose any chance of winning moderates. Who actually thinks 'BAN ALL MUZZIES' wont be seen as going too far by the typical (non /pol/) Yank
sick of the paki enablers itt
don't love me for fun girl
let me be the one girl
>>51855471
voting democrat just to spite you x
>>51855488
I think people are just done caring at this point and just want to shake up Washington/show politicians that their votes can still have an impact and fuck their shit up.
the fact that this whole election bit started with the media talking about TWO dynasties in the running already shows how much of a joke Washington is.
>>51855454
to be honest, i did horrendously. i didn't even fully know the format of the english papers. i scraped into NUIG with the lowest possible points. ended up getting a masters and got a 1.1 (deserved a 2.2 2bh). biggest bluffer/fluker ever.
>>51855451
yeah i am, moved back home for a couple months and started applying after a month. got an interview, job offer and moved over 4 weeks ago.
who does she think she is
All part of the filosofy.
Don't like this "Australia existing" gimmick
>>51855591
Did you like Galway? Doesn't it have the highest dropout in 1st year? What's your masters in?
>>51855591
Ah you have a degree. I got a job in Dunnes recently and would rather work there than go to college desu I've never been suited for academics and I'm too physically retarded for a trade. I don't know what to do senpai.
>>51855607
mate of mine fingered her outside the four courts and couldnt get the smell of salt and vinegar off his hands for a month
>>51855609
hehehe
>>51855607
what a putrid globule of fat
>>51855690
back to education la way to go just do some shitty 3 year degree get some office job you'll be grand
Bing translation is bizarrely terrible. How the fuck do you get the word 'lumpo' out of this?
me and the gang x
(me in the middle)
>mfw manure fans thought van laal was a genius for finishing 3rd with bayern and almost getting barca relegated
>>51855801
fuck off with this /b/ shit
Haven't been here in a while, are shiplads still a thing?
>>51855645
yeah it'd be my favourite city back home anyway. there are an absolute mountain of dropouts from it, mainly due to corrib village, which had something like a 60% failure rate when i was there. i have an msc in a business field.
>>51855690
don't blame you, we sound very similar actually. i went to college for the experience 2bh, i did find i grew up an awful lot there even if i learned close to nothing.
>>51855801
oh fug that's ebin
>>51855720
Do you know if I get a shitty pass ordinary bachelors degree (AKA toilet paper) can I go and do a bachelors without starting from scratch? I would like to have the option of pulling my shit together and some point and going back and doing my fourth year, but starting from scratch when near my thirties is quite a bit terrifying.
>>51855838
no its all about bridges now lad
>>51855801
Canada's new gimmick is deleting posts and getting people to wonder what was said that's so interesting.
He's very likely to do it to this post.
>>51855747
Me right at the back
just deployed a fat steaming log of shit in my toilet
last PM literally got BTFO of office
I'm in command now
>these Scottish Fedoras trying to use annuled treaties to arrest Big Dave
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JJHldQEby4
>>51855890
No idea lad. It's up to yourself I suppose, just find something that makes you happy.
>>51855946
girls don't poop
>>51855983
trevor mcdonald is looking well
>>51856054
proper smelly load of my own human excrement down the drainpipe
kyrgyzstan desu
What's the point of multiculturalism if you're just going to take in people from shit cultures. I mean, I actually think multiculturalism is a great idea, I enjoy the fruits of multiculturalism probably every day. In music, art, food, writing.
But honestly, what does Islam and Muslims have to bring to the table? They literally think music that isn't pro Islam is a sin, they see our culture as degenerate, their food is shit, and their customs are all savage medieval shit, it's all oppressive, and it honestly seems like the reverse of multiculturalism, in that any culture you bring them into, they will segregate themselves and condemn everyone elses cultures.
Multiculturalism cannot work when one of the cultures included in the society is unnaccepting of all the others. Isn't this basic logic?
>>51855983
big dave broke international law hes in for it now
What are those dancing ballon things called?
>>51853869
>David Mitchell net worth. By Suren Prasad RSS.
English comedian and 2009 BAFTA winner for his comic performance in Peep Show, David Mitchell has an estimated net worth of £1 million.
>Victoria Coren net worth: Victoria Coren is an English writer, presenter, and professional poker player who has a net worth of $2 million.
>>51856100
Asians handle multiculturalism better than we do
places like Hong Kong, Singapore and Shanghai are super multicultural yet don't lose their unique culture either, nor do minorities isolate themselves or hold undue power.
Hong Kong is probably the best example of a multicultural city that is both fairly democratic and lacking in many issues relating to it.
>>51856180
flimmer flammer wimmer wammers
>>51855983
>Sctoch-keks
They're priceless.
just squeezed a gutful of rank faecal sludge out of my anus
>>51856100
>I mean, I actually think multiculturalism is a great idea, I enjoy the fruits of multiculturalism probably every day. In music, art, food, writing.
That's what people mean when they promote multiculturalism lad
No-one wants to add a clause for honour-killing slutty daughters to the penal code
>>51855983
there was literally a UN resolution
>>51856100
my gym in poplar is owned by Bangladeshis and has no toilet paper
>>51856227
stop it
>>51855969
what
>>51856210
>>51855245
Rudy is my husbando
>>51856224
being white is priceless senpai.
can't say the same for engkek
http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/12/uks-loneliest-schoolboy-set-to-receive-hundreds-of-christmas-cards-from-reddit-users/
sounds like fun desu
Donald Trump, the son of a Scottish immigrant, and grandson of German ones, tells a nation of immigrants not to let any immigrants in.
>>51856335
>>51856100
literally nothing
But lefties and people in general seem to think 'culture' is off limits to criticism. Ridiculous.
Especially when if pushed they'd have to admit that they believe Western liberal culture to be far superior.
>>51856224
Nothing triggers me more than 'ALL WAR IS BAD' desu. I am actually curious if Scottish Keks would oppose action in Rwanda, Bosnia and Sierra Leone. We need to nuke scotland desu.
>>51856256
And im pretty sure one of the UN articles (the 2nd maybe?) bans war/Annexation as a tool of diplomacy the same as the Kellogg briand pact. Just scottish nutters who thought they found something to stump Dave with senpai
>>51856358
rasheed
Reckon it's too late to switch unis lads?
>>51856367
>there are more pakis in england than pakistan
>>51853659
Why are you growing that horrible hobo looking beard mark?
don't get how people can get bigger muscles but still have the same sized bones
>>51856390
Alex Salmond was actually in favour of action against Assad in 2013
>>51856456
what
>>51856415
what the fuck is yak
>>51856422
182 million pakis in pakistan
?? million in england, but i doubt its 182 million
>one of his SNP mps wore the traditional pakistani dress whilst being sworn into office and also spoke Urdu in addition to English when saying his vows
>>51856497
4chan for normies
>>51856497
>knowing what yik is but not yak
what
>>51856531
You wish, it's reddit lite
>>51856497
gives the rival council house street corner hangers and weed peddlers a chance to vent at rival crews anonymously
>>51856456
Fucking hell.
/brit/posters never fail to surprise me with retarded posts.
>>51856456
muscles get bigger
bones dont
>>51856278
your mum does thick viscous smelly poos on the regular
>>51856531
4chan's full of normies
>>51856456
GOMAD desu senpai
>>51856566
Not in Ormskirk it ain't, it's more like turbo facebook.
>>51856485
arms can increase by several inches but underneath it's still the same skeleton. wat
>>51856304
tension is heating up
need to rush my nuke program and start bombing some Egyptian reactors
>don't get how people can get bigger muscles but still have the same sized bones
>>51856415
JUST
>>51856523
>he literally has an MP called spear chukka
>he literally has sharia zones
>his kek soldiers die on the streets in broad daylight
>his meme party wants more pakis and less slavs
lol
>>51856623
bones are really strong m8
>>51856626
what game are you playing
>>51856626
what the hell are you playing. seems like it would suit my grand Strategy Autism
>>51856682
Conflict: Middle East political simulator
its harder than it looks being a jew
>>51856485 >>51856581 >>51856599 >>51856617
glad you guys liked it
>>51856649
false
false
false
false
>>51856740
>you guys
fuck off yank
>>51856649
>England has decent support for UKIP and nearly everyone wants to cut immigration
>Meanwhile Scotland votes overwhelmingly in favour of the SNP and wants to increase immigration and take in a gazillion refugees
