Once and Future King Edition
cara
BFF <3
>>51849509
homophobic
>>51849544
sexist
>>51849548
racist
8yiggggggggggggg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZKii80aD6
>>51849691
> you'll never get a taste of her fanny
why live?
>>51849704
I am black, I'm allowed to disparage my own people.
got a sore foot
>>51849691
cara
All Australians should be exterminated like the vermin they are
JUst had a big old bowl of lamb stew haha
might have seconds lmao
>>51849704
Piss off you faggot nigger feminist cunt hole.
>>51849727
Fuck off
I normally poo once every 3-5 days lads
is this normal?
reminder the whole josh smuin thing was a bait and switch and riley sticka remains at large
>>51849751
*rubs it better*
mugi
>>51849762
Fat cunt
>>51849795
no familie it's not
in dire need of a girlfriend
>>51849807
thanks xo
i put a deep freeze on it :c
>>51849755
>>51849691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI3hecGO_04
Looks like utter shit.
Svnyone srrn my gladrdses?
I'm so fucking lonely lads hahahaha
>>51849762
got a recipe for that you fucking worthless cunt?
>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_top_international_rankings_by_country
>>51849751
Did you go to St Benedicts you little fucking Benhead?
>>51849850
not a fan of capeshit anyway tbf
will watch this ofcourse
>>51849830
6'2 12.5st
Nah blud
>>51849842
how to get a joy gf
>>51849842
its sad that im literally out of this girls league attraction-wise
shes so boring looking and probably has no arse or tits. have fucked much hotter and im a 6/10
>snow
>chips with rotten cheese and gravy
>culture
pick none
>>51849890
Wow Afghanistan must be a complete shithole
>>51849893
I went to the school of hard knocks haha alri
Like this post if you think Australians should be beaten up and killed!
>>51849923
gonna pick them all anyway tbf
Can someone in this FUCKING THREAD not be a boring self-obsessed neet for JUST FUCKING ONCE.
ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>Search up a University in Google Images
>See this as first result
>Close the tab
>>51849907
idk
probably be really fit and rich or something
probably need to be part of the korean media industry too
>>51849913
do yanks set out to prove their idiocy all the time?
never say arse or tits again 2bh
>>51849923
>hot desert
>shit that you spread on sandwhich
>culture
pick none senpai
>>51850010
Chill m8
>>51849946
Indeed
I also liked this one:
>India: Largest number of multi-dimensionally poor, 612 million
>>51849964
Shared and upboated :^)
>>51849890
> Estonia Highest prevalence of females in population, 0.84 males per female
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
>celebrating christmas
fuck off
>>51849923
Who are you even referring to you little scrat?
>>51850054
>multi-dimensionally poor
wat
>>51850043
>lisicki actually thinks people get riled up because of his trollposting
>>51850025
ouch totally bantered. calling me an idiot for thinking you're imaginary wifeu is ugly as fuck
i'll say it again. i'm literally out of her league attraction-wise. wouldn't even turn my head to look at her if i walked by her
shes about as plain as they come
>>51850025
perfect body type
want a gf with her shape
>>51849795
you should poo every day
>>51849964
*super liked*
>>51850115
no idea 2bh
>>51850138
i wasn't trying to banter mate you're actually an idiot
>>51850127
nah m8, i think they get riley'd
riley was a trip, rr-right?
tired
Poleaboo created a new account at Femdom-Cult
me and the gf
feeling a bit tiery lads
>>51849890
>world championship
fucking hell we're just as terrible as yanks with their american football
Thought about it for a bit
If oz can't read, how can he reply?
Does he get a translator or something?
>>51850188
Honestly though lad you should feel awful for thinking she's in the least attractive, and I'm a skinny northerner.
>>51850190
>190
lol nice well done my friend
*pats head*
>>51850188
you sound like a child just spamming the same insult without even saying why
you idiot!!!
>>51850195
It's on the very first page, haha
Post more interesting Wiki articles. I crave them.
>>51850257
There's a point where banter turns to just being ugly.
Delete this.
>>51849673
Arthur and Merlin look slavic as fuck.
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swansea_City_A.F.C.
>>51850259
>>51850272
morons
gf just sent me this
>>51850308
No worries, oz can't read it anyways
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents
>>51850257
>not being in the 53% of Australians who are functionally literate
but tbH I am using the reading and writing hotline
>Uruguay: Most southernmost northernmost point on land
>>51850300
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations
>>51850378
Uruguay is based Tbh
>Tags
>virgin.humiliation
I am back
back again
>>51850358
>>51850257
Delete both of these
*doot doot*
haha see ya lads, my ride is here
slay all nigs
naeun
>>51850501
quality post
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/190cm_master_race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxQaKYFx-4
>>51850345
Would love her to suck my willy 2bh
>>51850501
You should tell you mate to replace his horn so he doesn't have to blow a shell lmao
*grins as you finally leave*
Thought he'd be here forever
>>51850300
Did you read my qarmatian one m9
these were rank
tasted alright but the can smelled like a butt
>got a missed call
>no idea by who
>tfw it ends up being some recruiter
>>51850600
they probably smelled like u lmao
>downloading porn
>not having caller id
Shame
>>51850601
They were ringing to tell you they binned your CV lad
>>51850523
want to sniff her girl parts
>>51850645
I use baby wipes to clean my bum desu
and people here actually shower daily unlike in the UK
>Golfsburg
>>51850661
>not downloading porn
mmm
>>51850300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident
ca??
more like cIaO
>>51850685
>shower daily
Never understood this meme
>>51850715
wew
mmph
>>51849945
more
>>51850707
>manure actually scored
>>51850731
got called a greasy little goblin 1 too many times
>>51850731
It's a normie thing
>>51850780
wahey
>>51850780
>>51850759
>>51850737
how are we x
sprained my foot and it hurts so bad I might die
>>51850782
>van Laal
wew
>van lall
going to the shops lads
Grand ol fart
>>51850820
im not x
>>51850820
Take vicodin
>>51850820
how'd you do that
I'm much better then this morning desu, sorted out a plan for my secret santa
just going to buy some pack of perfume or w/e from boots, can't go wrong right
>>51850833
martial as well, ffs. nothing i love more than seeing meme players fail
>>51850820
how did you do that
idiot boy
im still monstrously tired despite sleeping at 9 and waking at 7 last night haha i dont think it will EVER end
anime
>>51850731
You wouldn't I imagine
>>51850897
>not buying a pair of comically large underwear
what is the best shot of maisies arse lads? i want to judge it
>>51850938
>>51850897
stepped off the bus and somehow fucked my foot up lmao
what am I like x
>>51850954
she would find that offensive tbqh
I would have to search pretty far for it to be comically large if you get what I am alluring to
>>51850972
lewd
>>51850947
>>51850996
Ahhh, okay.
>>51850975
should of acted like it were broken and got a fit bird to help you home desu
>>51850972
this ones piff
how do i cook rice lads?
just cant get it right.
you might think i hate your country but i actually wanna live there xx
>>51851091
Bored of this one desu
>>51851091
1 cup of water for every cup of rice goof
>>51851109
lol
>>51851109
fuck off paki
>>51851091
get brown rice and leave it on boil for 20 mins
>>51851067
nobody was around anyway but it hurts so bad
>>51851091
get an uncle bens and stick the cunt in the microwave
>>51851132
it's 1 cup of water for every half cup of rice you stupid fuck
>>51851144
>>51851133
not talkin to you lads
>>51849703
is this real?
and i thought we were small
how are you this small
*post was moved to Miscellaneous*
>>51851091
get your finely aged olive oil
cut the rice against the grain
mix in two soupspoons of cheddar and a bit of celary salt
bring the whole mixture to a broil then toss in in the oven at 500c for 40 minutes before removing the seal and rolling the rice into balls for eating.
let sit overnight in a bowl of cream for extra flavour
>>51851221
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>51851252
does /trash/ still exist
or is it just a pony porn board
>>51851256
I wasn't here 30 m ago
Fuck off we're full
Oz ----> deny entry
Yank women -----> accepted
>>51849691
doing a reply to a 30 minute old post ahahah
>>51851164
Would have officer'd and gentleman'd you desu
https://youtu.be/kHvDoQl4OGA?t=227
I have £4.66 in my steam wallet, what's a good game to get for less than that price?
gf recorded our skype call last night. What is she like eh?
https://youtu.be/1LSfUdKgu5k
absolute sadman
>>51851312
he doesn't do the gimmick to baiters
>>51851333
why don't you look and see?
>>51851333
Jet Set Radio
got rellies that live there though
>>51851322
aw shucks x
great tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-QpjM54mA
Where
give us a u
GTA, ON
>>51851449
4 oo for u
>>51851439
What has he haaaaaad?
>>51851449
Blue tick wanker
could do with a crazy gf desuu
Where in the GTA tho pham
starting to hate the oneitis
Why is it so easy to manipulate people with the mere implication of social exile? Tell someone they're a racist/sexist/homophobe if they don't do a thing and they'll do the thing to appease that.
spank me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4hTtHxajvc
my gf
>>51851519
Need a chav gf who gets drunk and sexually assaults me
>>51851519
I will be sad when Micahel Ironside shuffles off this mortal coil desu~
>>51851529
you're a pathetic piece of shit
>van Laal
top lel
>>51851554
why does boston look like yorkshire
Los Santos i think is the suburb name
Rate my din dins lads
starting to crave physical affection
>>51851575
Both dirt poor
>>51851572
fuck off you fucking cunt
OUT
>Pakis
>Yanks
>Other non commonwealth JFs
>Pakis
>Anime nonces
>Tripfags
>Thainonce
IN
>Lads
>Memes
>Banter
>UKIP
Agree?
>>51851590
better lighting and it wouldn't look as shit desu
Would reg give you a you for that joke but you're oz so nah
>>51851590
>broccoli
peoplebeingsick.jpg
>>51851590
I'm sure it tastes okay, but looks v. unappealing
Reduce that sauce for the love of god.
>>51851565
65 the new 50
but he is looking old
>>51851596
byrants bottom
out:
yanks
kevin
k on
in:
me
>>51851637
>broccoli
It's green cauliflower, lad.
>>51851629
tip top slag
>>51851629
link her or post more
>>51851561
I was a bit of a late bloomer willy wise so I still had a pretty small cock by 16 and was at a house party sitting kissing some messer and was drunk enough that I went upstairs with her then got really self concious about my willy, tried to stop and say im gonna be sick etc but she started choking me and pulled down my jeans and gave me a shake then rode me while choking the life out of me
didnt choke me the whole time obv i was like this is happening anyway so went with it
>>51851637
>he doesn't eat 1kg+ of brocolii a weak
never gonna make it.
>Picky eater
Fucked for life.
>>51851590
Broccoli overcooked, sauce too thin.
Oz------------------------>out
Chav women----------->in
>>51851677
>cauliflower
morepeoplebeingsick.jpg
>>51851548
because we've dismantled the tribe, the community, and replaced it with this highly artificial apparatus of conditional caring.
that and people are pushed to be as "social" as possible, and not just in the traditional way where you have your mates and girls, but literally every aspect of your life is plugged into this mass communal architecture as a means of control. we have no "den" anymore to retreat to, or pack group who will care for us regardless.
its also partially why some people are overwhelmed and just retreat entirely becoming hermits, we've created a system where you are either 100% part of it or completely isolated.
>>51851687
Tell it again
How drunk is a bottle of wine supposed to get you lads
Cause I'm happy drunk but not incapable drunk
Quiz time:
Which of these 2 canadian provinces is the biggest?
/r/athiesm
/r/liberal
>>51851590
only need to steam your veges and sauce too much/thin
>>51851775
heh
>>51851775
ECKS DEE
>>51851767
excuse me?
>>51851769
drank a whole bottle?
>>51851759
>this post
The "Asians" are teaming up with the asians lads.
>>51851775
>>51851805
Once more
>>51851829
>Asian
fuck off yank
Bought these (tan) at the Princes Arcade today lads:
http://www.loake.co.uk/byrange/loake-1880/wolf.html
Very comfy.
>>51849673
Seibaa
tense conversation with my uncle just then
he's alpha and i'm an aspiring alpha, clashed a bit
>>51851943
What's your clan name? Need a new one tbfw
>>51851829
Rasheed
>Man City
>>51851943
So, who ended up fucking who in the arse?
>saskat chewing
>manny's towbar
>nova's coats yeah?
>alb hurt her
>you con?
>>51852013
the funkhausers
>>51852092
Joined
>>51852103
denied
>>51849673
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
>>51852123
Good lad
RUDE
U
D
E
lads has the way posts get highlighted when you drag over them changed?
im sure you could make a neat box before but can't do it now
>>51851943
>he's alpha and i'm an aspiring alpha
Was the argument about the best way to bleed a radiator?
business idea: supply things in demand
Want an oz friend
Not really
>>51852235
terrible idea
get out of my office
>>51852179
you mean this? yeah
business idea: exchange goods and services for money
anime
wouldnt it be funny if there was a country that was like 3000 times less relevant than the one below it
I know id have a giggle :^)
who /bipolar/ here
think the doctor has realised i'm not taking my medication
there is literally zero different on or off it but she won't prescribe me anything else
>>51852278
you're fired
>>51852258
http://www.motionbristol.com/event/mutiny/
bet you'd like to go to this, wouldn't you?
my din dins is/are hot
>>51851807
Yeah lad
>>51852292
nah i mean like this
now it just highlights the exact text instead
>>51852423
what you havin x
Wish we had national sorry day
Need a day off tbqh
>>51852423
how many din dins you having
>>51852436
doesn't happen for me
>>51852446
green cauliflower
>>51852318
You mean like Australia and New Zealand?
>>51852333
You can't fire me, I'm YOUR boss!
