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Friends in far away lands Edition
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>de gay
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anime a shit
cara a shit
maisie a shit
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haha the madman
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why can't faggots and lefties handle the banter
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Azusa
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tfw when yiou watch a film and a character goes to sleep and it looks so comfortable you feel like dozing off
going to do a sleep right now
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a question /brit/, which is more degenerate wanking to asmr or wanking to feet?
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>>51846331
muh feelings
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Lads any of you ever "broken and resumed" a train journey? Need clarification on what this actually means

I live in Chelmsford and travel to Stratford for work every day, and next weekend I will be going to Euston straight after work to travel up to Liverpool.

If I buy a single that day from Chelmsford to Euston, will I be able to get out at Stratford for work, then get back through the barriers and continue onto Euston straight after work?
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the 1p-lsd is getting the better of em klads
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LISTEN, WE'RE IN THE SHIT RIGHT NOW.
BUT LIFE IS A GAME OF INCHES.
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I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
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きゃろらいんちゃろんぷろっぷきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ
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>>51846331
Faggot here.

I really don't care what Tyson said, it means nothing.

It's your Peter Thatchell types that care.

They scream the loudest and get heard by more people. Most of us are quiet and just don't give a shit.
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Why do Brits have carpets on their ceilings?
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>>51846237
>mfw there are somehow people out there who actually like big asses like that
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote

shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists

VS

Revolutionary indie game that provides intelectually deep progressive characters with strong lgbt and feminist representation coupled with top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
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>hear myself when speaking
>voice sounds kind of high pitched and beta
>hear a recording of myself speaking
>voice is deep as fuck and sound like a retarded oaf

sm h
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>>51846426
>Liking balding men
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>>51846430

lol low-test babby
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You ain't no muslim bruv = You are a muslim bruv, because he's saying you aren't not a muslim brother.
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>>51846445
who cares you stupid nerd
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>>51846448
It's because you're Irish Jimmy. Because you're Irish.
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>>51846370
Yeah I've done it before with no issues. Your ticket might not let you through the barriers as you try to get back on the train though. If it's busy then whoever is tending the gate won't even bother to look at your ticket and just open the gate for you.

Basically the barriers don't like you doing it but I've never been caught for it.
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If Tyson Fury gets arrested I'm going to leave this lefty SJW shithole of a country
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>>51846448
>Hear myself talk
>Hate myself
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>>51846448
you hear the vibrations in your skull so it sounds different
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>>51846471
If they have a nice face, hair isn't that much of a big deal.
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Can any of you friendly Brits tell me about Birmimgham?
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https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/666373341402505216

lets see
horrid accent check
ugly as fuck, check
intensely narcissistic check
defines herself with retarded politics check
unironically thinks churchill was worse than stalin check
posts about being suicidal to get attention check

this cunt needs a raping
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Lads what personality type do you all have

INTP here
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wish i could afford slp to be honest
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>>51846550
better than seeing a picture of yourself 2bf
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>>51846356
depends on what kind of asmr
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>>51846445
>8 year olds
>wanting to play an indie game that provides intelectually deep progessive characters with strong lgbt and feminist representation coupled with top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
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>>51846562

yeh, don't go there
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>>51846542
You're not really though so simmer down lad.
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>>51846574
hardcore
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBGqf8Nm3rY
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>Tyson ' The Gypsy, working class Mancunian, and Catholic' Fury doesnt like gays

Why is it illegal in 2015 to be a white male with opinions that differ from the norm
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Why is hating gays now as bad as racism? Gays are freaks and they're all kiddy fiddlers too.
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>>51846562
It's a Muslim filled shit hole.

Steer clear, if you must go to the midlands or around there, head to Tamworth, Polesworth, Atherstone, Stratford upon Avon or somewhere else.
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stood in dog poo earlier
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>>51846574
Lamprey-kin
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>>51846562
Contrary to what many say its very nice desu
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im a non-spiritual transcendentalist epicurean radical centrist.
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very interesting article! x

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3146070/Mixed-race-relationships-making-taller-smarter-Children-born-genetically-diverse-parents-intelligent-ancestors.html
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i am gay
ama
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>>51846661
>>51846657
Peter Thatchell..

I hate bulked up muscle mary gyppo shit heads.

Not because he's white or straight, but because he's an ugly tramp.

:^)
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welp trump has completely ruined his chance at a presidency
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AIN'T NO = AREN'T NO AS YOU ARE. ITS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE, THE FIRST NEGATIVE NEGATES THE SECOND.

HE'S DEFENDING THE ATTACKER AGAINST FUTURE ACCUSATIONS OF NOT BEING A MUSLIM.

HE'S NOT SAYING THE ATTACKER IS NOT A MUSLIM.
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>>51846719
Hello, Gay
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>>51846754
>implying he had a chance
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>>51846719
can i b ur bf
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>>51846731

Hes actually interesting though. why does everybody have a hateboner for him?
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>>51846754
How many times has this been said already?
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>>51846661
its genetic so they are literally a race/cultural group
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>>51846754
>said every news outlet, every week for the last 6 months
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>>51846710
Stop being such a faggot
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>>51846754
Hardly. The only people who were going to vote for him aren't going to be soured by his desire to remove kebab. If anything they probably feel the same thing.
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You have ten seconds to say something nice about Muslims.
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>>51846772
Why was this deleted
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>>51846819
you ain't no muslim bruv
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>>51846819
They make kebabs
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>>51846819
They don't steal as much as niggers
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>>51846754

Yeah yanks who would have voted for him last week will be really put off by him saying stuff about mudslimes
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>>51846511
Aight cheers lad, save me a few quid that will

Only £12 for a single I usually pay £14.65 a day for a return
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>>51846819

Saw one of them washing his foot in the sink in a bathroom. People wash their hands in there ffs.
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>>51846786
More chance than you'll ever have
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>>51846754
why?
because of the Muslims thing?

he's "ruined" his media reputation which was already bad, as if most Americans won't vote for him JUST because of that.
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>>51846719
At what age do you think you'll get HIV?
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>>51846819
Muslim countries have an extensive and rich history so I wouldn't just nuke them, I'd have to kill them all in a more delicate way so their nations historical relics are not lost.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo

getting fed up no-one replies to my tunes anymore so going to post hot female with it
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>>51846798

Nah faggotry is a choice, mostly to get attention and try and rebel against the status quo
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>>51846796
Because he's ugly, well that's why I dislike him.

He just reeks of ghetto tramp trash.
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>>51846819
they are adherents of islam which is objectively the right religion
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>>51846819
Their hair is small.
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>>51846911
caring about things more than people is literally a sign of autism
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This is so interesting. lul. You guys suck.
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Reminder that all muslims are mentally ill
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>>51846819
I like their architecture and sense of naturalistic beauty
also their highly disciplined lifestyle.
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>>51846973
you ain't no muslim bruv
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>>51846754
>>51846804
This

Ignore the media
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>>51846920
Not really.

My dick doesn't get hard over women. My dick gets rock hard over other men.

It's as simple and as basic as that.

There is no attention, there is no ulterior motive, there is no deep underlined ambition other than to have horny sex with good looking men.

You know, like how your dick gets rock hard over a hot woman?

Just accept this, it's how it is.
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>>51846941
>Muslim """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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It genuinely amuses me when people post anti-gay stuff in these threads.
I'm a loser and so are you. The difference is because I'm a gay loser I can have casual sex whenever I want, whereas you are most likely a virgin.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449600129255.webm

Is this supposed to be sexy?
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>>51846719
pick me I want to be ur bf
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What accent does this girl have? It's so lovely ;_;

https://youtu.be/1Ez5BrV4E4w?t=14s
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official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award

>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)

http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
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>>51847028

i'vee shagged three (3) fat women actually.
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>>51847044
I don't like any of these people
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>>51846973
>>51847023
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>>51847029
nice
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fancy a walnut whip lads
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mosques are lit af 2bf 2bh imo pham
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>>51846985

being forced to not consume pork or alcohol under pain of lashings or worse because a paedophile illiterate war lord says so isn't discipline mate.
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>>51847044
>voting for anyone besides ribena

ribena has been the least obtrusive of all of these and has provided far more sophisticated intrigue and laughs than any of the others.
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>>51847044
gas yourself you fucking cretin
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>>51847028
Choosing to be a faggot just so you can get your dick sucked.

That's even more degenerate than actually being a normal faggot.
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>>51847034

Mancunian
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>>51847034
South England generic accent.
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>>51847029
No

Were you not able to come to that conclusion yourself?
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>>51847083
That's the point
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>>51846671
>Calls Birmingham a shithole
>Tells people to go to atherstone and tamworth

Birmingham is alright really
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>>51847028

typical homo-freak, this is why you filthy fuckers spread so much AIDS

god bless AIDS by the way
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>All this ain't no muslim bruvs itt can't even keep up
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>rio tinto
>anglo american
>Lockheed Martin
>BaE
>Rolls Royce Aerospace
>BP
>Royal Dutch Shell

WHY DOES THE ANLGO KNOW NO BOUNDS
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>>51847028
I'm gay and I haven't found this to be true, I have a tough time finding other gays
Are you from a city? Because I'm from a small town
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>>51847115
Incorrect. As individuals, they are equally obnoxious, but as far as the little cults of personality around them, Lisicki's is basically non-existant and therefore the best.
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>>51847034

south-east England. but not too much of a local twang.
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>>51847134

it's the best accent in english language desu senpai baka prove me wrong bbq
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>>51847115
I gave him my vote based on the level of effort he used to through in maintaining his gimmick
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redpill:

'ribena' is a fictional character made up by a few shitposters
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Allo y'all.
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>>51847112
Pork is silly when you live in a cold country or in the 21st century

but the alcohol thing is sensible and really the Quran itself doesn't ban alcohol but says you should "restrain" yourself and not get drunk for prayer/mosque
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>>51846871
dont you have an oyster card m8
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>tfw no goerdie gf
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>>51847028
>casual sex

disgusting desu

tfw no pure bf
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No True Scotsman should be renamed No True Muslim
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>>51846426
watched a man from uncle again today
good film 2bh
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>>51846671
>tamworth
shit, muh snowdome
>polesworth
never even heard of it so i assume its really shit
>athertone
same as above
>stratford upon avon
comfy but only for a day out, get a bit bored of muh shakespeare shit

birmingham is based tbqh
t. brummie.
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>>51847044
>lisicki who
>ribeina who
>carafag who
>thailad who
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>>51847225
>normie doesn't understand how people like ribena can exist
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>>51847231

great but neither is discipline.
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>>51847163
Atherstone and Tamworth are actually nice places.

Small little inbred white villages full of rosey cheeked, fat, blue eye'd inbreds.
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is Birmingham the Brampton of England?
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>>51847083
wow rude
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>>51847173
>t. bitter virgin
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face is clean but my conscience is dirty
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>>51847312

Its the mecca
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>>51847244
yeah I do m8 but I have to pay minimum £12 with my railcard anyway because I get a peak morning train. So the oyster is useless in this case
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>>51847217
>>51847225
he's better than lisicki who is just an idiot or thailad who is a megalomaniac with histronic issues.

i also think he's just a myth, but its interesting nonetheless.
>>51847206
ribena doesn't respond to people, he just lays out posts and people resond to them.
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unironically like thailad tbqh
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>>51847312
Its the Munich of England
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>>51847265
>t. brummie.
Your accents are enough to issue the death penalty for your sort.

Atherstone is an ancient village in Midlands and Tamworth is also.

You're not a brummy*
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>>51847044
They're all pretty shit human beings, not even memeing.

Thailad is the least awful I guess.
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>>51847257
it should be renamed to:
u aint no muslim bruv
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>>51847198
if you drive just use grindr and set it to 100 miles around you or whatever
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>>51846772
great post

>>51846787
no

>>51846905
nevre

>>51847032
na

thanks for all the questions guys its been a pleasure talking with you all, please buy tickets to see my new fuilm
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>>51846599
I am, I have relatives in Australia and I can move there whenever I want.
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>>51847306
restraining yourself from vice and keeping an orderly prayer schedule as well as learning to overcome the limitations/base desires of the body through fasting all help build discipline.

its a very spartan way of life, like a military schedule which I assume was Muhammad's intent in turning the Arabs into an empire
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>>51847361
most people do desu, disliking him is a meme
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>>51847260
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>>51847444
no he's a mong
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>>51847436

nah. islam is just fucking shit and doesn't help anything.
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>>51847378
is Munich the Mississauga of Germany?
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>>51847361
this 2bh
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There's is really no difference between Thailad and Lickdicki
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>>51847357
well dont try and use the tube and youll be fine then
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>>51847469
Fuck off fatboy
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Lads 4chan seems like the perfect place to host alcoholics anonymous type meetings. Why isnt there /alcoholics/ or /suicidal/ or /cocaine/ general? Would any of you attend one of these
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>>51847392
Thailad is a literal pedo
Ribena has a matyr complex and makes enemies of everyone he meets
Lisicki is the worst, no redeemable qualities at all
I like Cara desu, just wish he'd find some new pics
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>>51847561

>pedo

fuck off yank
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>>51847543
I think there is a alcoholics general on /ck/ or maybe /adv/
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>>51847561
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>>51847543
They do exist and are actually helpful to some people
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>>51847543
isn't /adv/ full of waahhh i'm so depressed types
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>>51847543
>/cocaine/ general

there use to be the manchester uni fags who'd chat shit about drugs all the time tbf
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>>51847414
Do you ever get worried about meeting with these strangers?
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>>51847543
I need opiates anonymous ;-;
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noone is replying so why not as well post a troll
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Watching Jessica Jones on Netflix.

Pretty entertaining.
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>>51847561
I doubt thailad is literally a pedo though

Caralad is a non-entity, all he does is post cara, I don't even notice it anymore.
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>>51847578
>>51847595
Seems nice actually desu. But tripcodes should be banned in those types of bthreads. Come to think of it why isnt there an option to ban tripcode usage in a thread you create?
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>>51847519
Eh? If I get a single from Chelmsford to Euston it covers the tube journeys mate
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>>51847682
Ask Hiro
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>>51847669

>pedo

fuck off yank
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haha guess what lads ;)
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>>51847660

Put steins;gate on
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>>51847682
If you have 4chanx you can set it to either filter tripcunts or remove the trip completely so everyone is anonymous, if thats what you want
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>>51847561
>Lisicki is the worst, no redeemable qualities at all

fuck off, i'm literally one of the reasons /brit/ is so famous. Without me this would be shit tier, I'm a 4chan celebrity, people want to see me here and hence come here.
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>>51847578
yeah it's on /ck/, I quite like lurking it for some reason.
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Chris Morris desu
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Watching CW's the Flash.

Pretty good tbqh (to be quite honest pham)
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>>51847669
He makes new threads
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>>51847728
imagine the pedo ep of brass eye being made today
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>>51847712
what
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>>51847723
>fuck off, i'm literally one of the reasons /brit/ is so famous. Without me this would be shit tier, I'm a 4chan celebrity, people want to see me here and hence come here.
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>>51847728
good post
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>>51847617
not really they're just middle class white guys
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>>51847735
Also main character who plays flash is fit as fuck.

10/10 would poke and prod with cock.
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>>51847561
Half of them are peados actually.
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You win 95 billion quid on the Euromillions.

What's your game plan?
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>>51847792
Fucking nay chance, still surprised 4 lions got made
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>>51847561
i miss brum desu, last time we spoke he was banging on about all kinds of weird esoteric stuff he was getting into so i reckon he's gone mad :\
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>>51847694
wont have a maltese cross on it desu
but sure have fun
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>>51847819
Probably give some of it away to lads on /brit/.

Buy a country house somewhere near a forest.

And a holiday home in the Canary Islands.
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>>51847715
>Anime

Fuck off
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>>51847798
*whispers in your ear*

dont tell anyone alright la?
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>>51847719
Yeah but that doesnt stop all the attentionwhores from ruining threads. E.g. FWG and Crazyaga
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>>51847819
buy Heart of Midlothian football club
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>>51847819
Give a load to my mum then put most of it in the bank and limit myself to a weekly allowance.

Probably go buy a small house with a nice garden in the countryside, pursue my hobbies, and maybe volunteer somewhere or study something.
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>>51847819
Harem of sex slaves
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>>51847843
hes still shitposting every fucking day
get a dutch proxy and post something dutch culture related and he'll tell you how dutch people always want to talk about themselves and post 400 pictures of small foamy beers
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>>51847792

It got a vicious reaction back when it was made, and it ended the show..

I'm not sure what would happen today. People would shit their pants.
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>>51847819
Buy one of those fancy fleshlights with breasts and a butthole
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>>51847819
See if I can afford a Freddo.
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>>51847819
two words: /brit/ island
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>>51847862
Of course it will. If I buy a ticket to Euston it has to actually get me to Euston. This includes any tube routes necessary to get me there. I've bought tickets from Chelmsford to Paddington before and this is exactly how it worked
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>>51847929
Shiiiiiiiet even with 95 billion a woman won't touch you?

Deeeeeyam...
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>>51847819
Run for Prime Minister
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>>51847816
all
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>>51847921
>it ended the show
the show had already ended, it was a one off special
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>>51847819
probably give most away i don't what that responsibility
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>>51847969
Just smear your face with boot polish and cry racism if they try to check your ticket.
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>>51847819

1/3rd into a Trust for my family. The interest would be paid out to them monthly.

1/3rd on property. A Luxury home in central London, Paris, New York City and Berlin.

1/3rd on a bunch of buy to let properties.
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>>51847933
>haha le freddos are expensive now meme

this is literally facebook tier now, fuck off
>>
>>51847819

fund anti-islam politics
>>
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award

>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)

http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405

Voting has slowed over the last few minutes, so I'd like to take a moment and stress that all of you cast your votes before the deadline if you want your vote to be counted.

Thank you
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>>51847915
:^)
>>
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>>51848089
why werent there nominations

shit poll
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>>51847819
Make my waifu real
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What does lisicki think of muzzies
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>>51848089
I vote Hampshirelad that guy is the best
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which match are you watching tonight lads?
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>>51848163
he's a smelly little leftist so probably loves them
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you aint no christian bruv
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>>51848135
Because the nominees were obvious

Lisicki and ribena were the big two, Carafag is the biggest waifufag and Thailad is the biggest proxyfag
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>canada
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>>51848205
coursework
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>>51847843
im fine, just no longer a personality.

don't post/browse /brit/ often either.
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>>51848205
the one where the man kicks the ball
>>
hey caralad how much you you pay to get a whiff of cara's undies?
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>>51848271
95 billion
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>>51848205
Simulcast
>>
Deport oz to /Balt/
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>>51848256
why have you got a brit flag now? did you graduate senpai?
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>>51847862
see m8 it includes the tube
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>>51848212
He's also a commie tho

So atheism and such
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>>51848163
Let's learn a little more about what parties out candidates support

>Lisicki - Labour
>Ribena - UKIP
>Thailad - BNP
>Carafag - People's Party for Freedom and Democracy
>>
Northern English accents are the best accents desu
>>
feeling a bit peckish lads
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>>51848302
yeah doing my masters here. not going to say which uni but its a very good one.
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>>51848289
that's like 1.25 bill gates
>>
*buys you a cornetto and a packet of monster munch*
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>tfw can't stop going on /pol/
>tfw it just makes me more and more mad
>>
Funny how most men are so obsessed with sacks of adipose tissue
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>>51848350
Ribena is literally a fucking paki jesus christ lurk more you stupid cunt. Better yet, fuck off eternally.
>>
yanks > canadians

there i said it
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>>51848374
good lad :)
>>
>>51848386
ye but i'm winning it here lid >>51847819
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>>51848414
>the ironing
>>
>>51848350
>>Thailad - BNP
lel
>>
i hope you lads don't actually believe poleaboo is real
>>
>beliving in god
>wanting god to save the queen
>thinking she's gracious
>wanting her to live long
>wanting got to send her victorious
>wanting her to be happy and glorious
>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
>wanting god to save the queen
>>
>rasheed and rorke didn't make the nomination list

bit shit ngl
>>
Member that time I b8d all oz to leave /brit/

Oz is just a play thing to me for when I'm bored, nothing more
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>>51848488
That's gimmick of the year

>>51848472
Not even memeing
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>>51848398
ikft
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>>51848521
I though they were people
>>
>>51848481
Back to le Republic of Direland you go!
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>>51848163
the real enemies are the jews.

but mussies don't help themselves and make themselves easy targets.
>>
>>51848350
>People's Party for Freedom and Democracy
our pm is a spineless twat 2bh
think hes a bit like cameron in that aspect
>>
im a republican myself but all republicans ive met and know of are insufferable cunts desu
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>>51848512
/brit/ literally becomes /ausnz/ every night when their timezone rolls around.
>>
got to write another 2000 words by tomorrow 3pm lads wish me luck!!
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someone tell that canadian cunt to fuck off. I refuse to speak to him directly.

REFUSE.
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>hello everyone I am a British immigrant in Thailand who wants to ban immigration to the UK
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So...Trump appears to have caused some more controversy
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>>51848617
Muslim lads in work were very upset about it
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>>51848574
Very /pol/ answer

>>51848588
Secret: mention oz in a thread and they head there in droves to defend themselves. Literal toys.
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It's finally over lads.
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watching the young ones
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>>51848398
>2015
>still getting angry

Unenlightened/10
>>
>>51848398
its unhealthy
better just to cut it off
>>51848405
literally everyone with any aesthetic sense love nice big firm titties
>>
>>51848655
does it interfere with their plans?
>>
>>51848667
isn't that undemocratic though
>>
>>51848692
Their plans to go on holiday to America, yeaj
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>>51848617
Good thing he won't even win the nomination

Americans are pretty dense to even give him this platform and take him seriously
>>
>>51848667
Lmao
>>
>>51848667
nice freedom of speech lmao
>>
this board is genuinely shit besides /brit/

just ventured out of brit and its just full of memes that have been beat in to the ground and full of autists arguing non-stop over the same thing

>Sweden kek haha
>Poo in the loo!
>Be american, get shot (here come angry americans spewing shit about freedom)
>Germany is keked
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Secret: mention reddit in a thread and droves of canadians will arrive in the thread to defend it.
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>>51848667
wew pretty hilarious
the Democrats are gonna win now, crafty buggers
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>>51848665
i disagree with /pol/ alot but they have the bread and butter correct.

/pol/ hates marxism because the jews told them to, whilst Karl Marx could've been a secret agent, for the most part, his writings are correct and a shift to socialism is exactly what the jews would not want.

i don't understand how you can be full of such jew hatred but then happily follow capitalism
>>
holy shit is trump actually leading the republican presidential field?

is this a joke?
>>
>>51848667
he isn't actually disqualified? its just the white house saying he shouldn't be president
>>
>>51848718
>>51848742
doesn't the constitution enshrine freedom of religion though as a fundamental value of the US?

What he's offering up is a direct violation of the constitution by the looks of it.
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>I support Trump because he offends people
>I literally have the political compass of an edgy 12 year old
>>
date in 40 minutes....
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>>51848754
if flags were removed it might improve a bit
honestly otherwise its really awful and there can be zero actual discussion of anything

not to mention during Euro hours its literally all generals, then shitty memes all night.
>>
>>51848757
Pretty sure everyone here uses reddit.
This whole site is obsessed with reddit, whereas reddit is barely aware of 4chan,
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>>51848806
did you just awake from a cryo chamber? He's been leading since like fucking july.
>>
>>51848786
Sounds like you've been thinking a lot la
>>
>>51848812
i support him banning muslims from coming into the US.
>>
>>51848754
nah, good threads with interesting discussions happen quite often
>>
>>51848667
Wait is this for real? What about the 1st amendment?
>>
>>51848808
Who fucking knows anymore.
This is the same president that created 'free speech zones'.
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>>51848754
t. alberto barbosa
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>>51848812
I just think its hilarious that he probably could have actually won, only mongs care about American elections that much if they aren't yanks.
>>
>>51848512
>>51848599
I think he wants you to fuck off
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>>51848847
yet its ok for him to make billion dollar deals with wealthy Muslims in the gulf states?
>>
>>51848830
dont follow politics even slightly.
>>
>>51848810
A temporary ban on Muslim migrants does not infringe the freedom of religion aspect in the constitution.

That applies to citizens existing under the constitution, not people that haven't entered yet.
>>
>>51848827
>This whole site is obsessed with reddit, whereas reddit is barely aware of 4chan,

yeah because 4chan users employ 24/7 print screeners to scan reddit don't we?
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>I want Trump to win because my country is perpetually stuck between the bastard children of right and left wing hellholes and I need something anything to send this country careening and wild-riding out of control into it's much needed downfall
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>>51848810
Freedom of speech is one of the amendments right?
>>
>>51848899
yes. just dont let them in here
>>
>>51848912
I'm sure you're the expect
>>
>>51848904
you're American though. Even a 12 year old papua new guinea boy would know that trump was in the lead.
>>
You ever been hypnotised lads? We had a guy come round our school in 6th year for a 'fun' assembly but it didn't work on me.
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>>51848938
Hey there Corbyn! Fuck off to North Korea
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>>51848954
It seems I have a better grasp on the United States constitution than you do.

t. Expert*
>>
Thinking of running for PM of /brit/ on a strong anti-Australian platform. Thoughts?
>>
lads...
>>
>>51848963
i guess i would've figured he was. for some reason i was thinking it actually meant something

he'll just lose to the dem anyway
>>
https://u.pomf.io/qlvipz.webm
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>>51848943
yeah, but i think the intonation of the comment is that, he is not qualified to be leader.

not that he has broken a rule and can't run.
>>
>Thinking of running for PM of /r/UnitedKingdom on a strong anti-Australian platform. Thoughts?
>>
>>51849007
I don't think that would be in line with the centre ground of /brit/
>>
>>51849007
no fuck off
>>
>>51849015

got some shit on your flag, russia
>>
*insults your social life because you disagree with me*
>>
>>51849043
fuck off back to where you belong bruce
>>
>>51849007
Make /brit/ great again la

Would vote for you in a strawpoll if my vote counts
>>
>>51849007
kill yourself
running with a strong anti-north american and anime stance, pro ausnz banter
>>
>>51848963
see
>>51849041
you are obsessed
>>
>>51848827
This site is obssesed with reddit? THIS site, not the other way around? don't make me laugh, the redditors screencapping regular posts here and then roleplayer as 4chan posters on their site is why it's got such bad connotations here.
>>
>>51849015
welcome
>>
>>51849031
glad karl fucked off from that fat twat desu.

he's the real talent.

>ricky gervais show
>entire show dedicated to karl's humour
smdh
>>
*calls you a virgin because i have nothing worthwhile to say*
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>>51849039
"T-trump hurt my f-feelings! Trayvon Martin is the son I never had!"
>>
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Anyone want one of these bait n switch images made? Just say what you want the thumbnail to be and the hidden image.

Currently bored.
>>
>>51849159
do not click
its a virus
>>
>>51849039
A loser like Trump was never going to be president
>>
>>51849095
r/4chan is a tiny part of reddit
reddit is mentioned in most threads here
>>
>>51849159
I want to know how you make them
>>
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>4chan is obsessed with reddit. That's why 4chan has a /reddit/ board and reddit doesn't have an /r/4chan subreddit
>>
>>51849159
>thumbnail: cute kitten
>enlarged: photograph of the bataclan filled with dead bodies
>>
>trump bans muslims from enterring the us
>say im an atheist or a christian
>voila enter the us
>continue to follow islam
>>
>>51849159
>thumbnail: normal person
>enlarged: a canadian
>>
>>51849201
you realise le hat man is literally a reddit meme right?
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>I actually feel strongly invested in my time on 4chan and will argue to the death that its better than reddit
>>
Hi

>>51849294
nice
>>
Want a gay midget friend

Any oz wanna volunteer?
>>
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>>51849267
never in my life have i seen someone shill so hard for leddit.
>>
>>51849187
give the png a really low gamma value
>>
>>51849315
tbf i hate reddit it's confusing
>>
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Islam dindu nothing wrong!
>>51849294
Muh dick
>>
i just hate the whole form of identity with reddit desu
>>
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>>51849228
Too edgy for my tastes.

>>51849253
Not specific enough.
>>
If an American can be mayor of London can I be mayor of /brit/?
>>
Might go live in America so I can argue with yanks that their country is shite
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>hate identity
>post with a trip
>>
just got back from 14 hour shift lads haha
>>
i'm so stressed
i just feel awful
i need to do something but i don't know what


someone help me pls
>>
Want someone to tell me a shit joke

any Canadians wanna volunteer?
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>>51849399
John Oliver? IT's THE CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE
>>
>>51849399
just slap on a proxy
>>
>>51849316
Cheers for the recommendation, babes. Jack and Jill was everything I expected it to be.
>>
Tu general es para negros con negro penes
>>
>>51849386
He renounced his citizenship and pledged allegiance to the queen. He also binned that knife and got a life.

Are you willing to do the same?
>>
>>51849420
what does a black man do after sex?
>>
Really need gimmick copy cats to cut it out
>>
>>51849031
O____________O
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>>51849477
wipes the mace out of his eyes
>>
Is Jack Whitehall actually gay or not?
>>
>>51849498
fifteen to life
>>
>>51849315
I made and account once to ask questions and the whole format is just really strange

its fine when you need help and you can find the info you need quick since everything is saved forever, but actually having discussion or anything we do here is just wonky and awkward.

also the format is shitty, it promotes hyper-insular communities, "character" identities, and general hive thought
>>
>>51849495
2, 1, 3

1 has the best face but her body is crap.
>>
>>51849477
Steals the taxi fare that the white man left, and skedaddles, safe in the knowledge that his seed will grow and be raised by another man.
>>
>a fucking leaf
>>
>>51849459
Glad you hated it x
>>
>>51849465
i won't do any of that but let me tell you i'll do some really great things once i'm elected.
>>
>>51849527
Rire
>>
I'll make a new thread
>>
>making an account on Reddit

Fuck off
>>
What are some interesting Wikipedia articles to read?

Hard mode:
>no gimmick replies
>>
>>51849563
I was hoping there'd be something entertainingly bad in it, but there wasn't.
>>
>>51849626
Afghan-Anglo wars
>>
>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_crystals
>>
>>51849673
>>51849673
>>51849673
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wouldnt it be funny if you got some chips right then you put indian shit on them and cheese curds and then you call it a national dish lol
>>
>>51849626

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Oberhousen
>>
>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qarmatians
>>
>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob's_Ladder_%28film%29

>>51849628
Think I sprained my foot today it hurts SO BAD
>>
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>christmas TV adverts
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>>51849626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
>>
haha no one's posting because everyone's reading wiki articles
>>
>>51849884
>>51849680
>>
Can someone cite me the passage in the Quaran were Muhammed raped a girl.
>>
>>51849884
everyone's in the new thread haha
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