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It isn't gay to want to have sex with Tom Brady Edition.
>>51818752
Niggas got a 5 head.
Yes it is.
better red than dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Njd9PtmaM
>>51818783
Keep tryin'.
He's literally perfect.
>>51818752
/cum/ is the gayest general edition
being a Brady fanboy is pretty gay in itself desu
>>51818752
good thread
https://www.santasshed.com/
>>51818820
Thanks senpai
>>51818820
tell me about area 51 and operation condor plz
>>51818840
que
>>51818869
pense que eras CIA :(
>>51818820
Are you in an Intel plant?
O_O
My Haswell from made in Costa Rica.
States' rights.
I miss cia and lmm. Gas the weebs and gays and bring back the cool kids crew
Tom Brady is a moss/gronk baby
Montana is objectively superior to brady
>>51818900
>I miss cia
i also miss those 2 norwegian dudes who used to post here
lol cum
>>51818928
>Montana is objectively superior to brady
I agree.
>>51818898
Mean nothing
>>51818962
quality post
>>51818964
Joe Montana, not the state
>>51818962
>>51449441
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>51818949
whos dick are they using?
>>51818962
Finest quality post to ever have been made.
I applaud you.
>>51818962
There it is
cheers m8
http://strawpoll.me/6208822
>>51819033
fat people BTFO
>>51819033
I am like 3 pounds overweight
>>51818972
Federalism was a mistake.
>>51819083
fatty
Dudes.... this is a mad ringer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v8YragSIuI
>>51819159
I used to be
>BUT trump will save us!11
>>51819186
congrats on losing it mate
nth for don't bully!
>>51819212
does bill not age?
>>51819104
Allowing Lincoln to suspend habeas corpus was a mistake.
He set the trend the president taking full power and undermining the constitution and the freedoms of our people that led to this day.
>>51819245
every day until you like it
>>51819251
he was the biggest MURRICAN president, too bad his wife is a psychopath
>>51819278
pls stop
>>51819251
Billy never ages
an inspiration to us all
>>51818898
Nullification
>>51819251
Bill's saxaphone has granted him eternal life
>>51819245
Bullying is fun.
>>51819311
and blowjobs from a slut hehe
Anyone up for civ5 or AoE2?
I got some time.
>>51819360
>i will never play AoE2 again
that really hurts
>Wake up
>I'm still gay
hello
>>51819416
sup lad
>>51819409
Why you so gay? Your father didn't beat it out of you?
>>51819416
>>51818555
>>51819416
I could quit anytime I want to, I just don't want to.
>>51819217
Thanks senpai.
>>51819436
whats the problem friend?
>>51819484
i hate new zealand, in fact you are my second worst enemy here in /int/ and /pol/
>>51819512
You sound pretty autistic if you rank countries by how much you do not like them 2bh.
>>51819512
Damn this cockroach is mental.
>>51819540
fuck off
>>51819567
Which country do you hate the most hector?
What are you wearing right now /cum/?
Be 100% honest, no comedians.
I'm wearing black basketball shorts, a black t-shirt, and a red Warrick Dunn Buccaneers jersey.
>>51819591
the audience of /cum/ could tell you, now fuck off
>>51819567
You know mexicunt, you see my second flag?
You're number one on my list. Now. go mow my lawn for a 6-pack.
>>51819596
A green sweatshirt that has been a jizzrag for 6 years and sweatpants
>>51819596
green tee, blue jeans, no underwear
>>51819596
>basketball shorts
>>51819621
Im not going anywhere hector.
>>51819596
I am as naked as the day I was born
>>51819596
Socks, black pajama pants, some shade of blue boxer briefs, and a black t-shirt.
>>51819596
tank top and shorts
>>51819591
Canada. I think he's pro America tho
>>51819596
a sweater from japan with a kitty on it and dark blue chinos
>>51819659
>Im not going anywhere hector.
yes, you can fuck off to /lgbt/
>>51819687
wrong
>>51819649
>freeballing in blue jeans
>>51819596
Jeans, gray sweater and a blue beanie
>>51819596
PJ's and a hoodie
>>51819648
Eww
>>51819659
What's the problem?
>>51819665
I said no comedians.
>>51819665
One day you'll regret your barbaric practices.
>>51818752
lads how do I get into the pants of this milf I work with? she's single btw
>>51819749
just be yourself
>>51819738
>says the mexican
>>51819596
Dark jeans, black socks, and this
bout time to get more comfy though
cum lol
>>51819596
pyjama pants and a tanktop
>>51819734
I'm literally nude though
>>51819738
Civilization and barbarism are merely illusions we create for ourselves
>>51819665
Screaming and covered in your mom's bodily fluids?
>>51819775
Reminds me that the Redskins are about to beat the Cowboys.
>>51819596
Arm sling, black sweats
>>51819781
nice name
>>51819849
>romo will save the cowboys
>playoffs here we come
>>51819849
Funny enough
I'm a skins fan
You guys have had a shit season though, I'll give you that. We normally probably wouldn't have done well.
>>51819886
I never thought we would make the playoffs.
I feel for the Romo meme tho.
>>51819849
damn straight
>living in a nonwhite hemisphere
>>51819596
Red Sox shirt, Jeans, boxers with sharks on them, poverty brand socks and New Balance Shoes (indoors btw)
>>51819596
>grey mclaren tshirt
>blue and black hoodie
>black basketball shorts
my legs are wrapped in a blanket
im watching handegg to my right and icefight to my left
>>51819944
>living in a place where 90% of world's population's shit flow down to
>>51820004
>New Balance Shoes (indoors btw)
You monster.
>>51819944
>southern hemisphere
>eastern hemisphere
>>51820010
I've got handegg at my right too.
I like your blanket idea. I'm going to steal it.
>>51820014
There's a reason it's called Poo Peeland.
What are /cum/'s plans for tonight?
I'm on episode 7 of the new gundam and am eating microwave waffles and peace tea
>>51820172
Im gonna study for my math final, browse /cum/ and /mlb/, and listen to christmas music on pandora
>>51820172
>microwaving waffles
>2015
>america
>first world
>>51820172
I made an 80's Pop playlist and I'm gonna listen to it while either playing Destiny or online chess
>>51820172
Not shite
Finish watching the Skins game and hit the sack
I have to get up to start working on a rental house in the morning.
>>51820172
jerk off, eat, sleep
>>51820220
It's not bad. I made them a lot as a kid
>>51820172
Gonna watch Cardcaptor Sakura.
>>51820237
This took Northern Europe back at least a decade culture-wise.
>>51820278
waffles are already easy to make, why do you need microwavable ones?
>>51820172
I'm gonna watch this Cowboys game, eat a hamburger, and die in my sleep.
>>51818783
Not everyone has a sloping forehead and minimized cranial capacity my basketball American friend.
>>51820305
Breivik tried to save Northern Europe
>>51820172
study
>>51820172
Playing some dragon quest heroes and then ill probably read a book for abit.
>>51820305
More like it showed the world that the perfect nordic utopia was a lie. Sweden is now a glowing example of how not to run a country.
>>51820326
and they ended up letting in more immigrants out of guilt
>>51820307
I don't have a waffle maker. My dad does but he lives about 20-30 mins away. I'm not driving that just for waffles
>>51820308
Sounds American
>>51820328
Watcha studying?
>>51820392
why dont you just microwave a roast next time faggot
>>51820445
I don't want a roast.
Is Alaska just the american equivalent of Newfoundland? Both of them are cold, isolated as fuck from the rest of the country, have shitty accents, a fuck ton of natives, are pretty much retarded, main exports are oil and fish, they ride snow-mobiles, ATVs, dirtbikes and whatever other fucking all terrain shit there is, hunt, kill cute baby animals, and have a fuckton of bears and moose.
>>51820510
RARE
>>51820471
Good man
Good stories, I watch his videos sometimes.
>>51820472
amerikucks
>>51820510
>canada accusing anyone of killing cute baby animals
>>51819596
Shirtless, jeans, tennis shoes, and I'm eating a pizza without cutting it.
I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.
>>51820593
Absolute madman
>>51820421
world lit and thermo 2 right now
>>51818752
>tom brady edition
why
>>51820697
previous edition was sports edition full of brady fan boys
>>51820607
We can find out
What's the best century in human history and why is it the 18th?
>>51820649
Noice
>>51820790
its objectively the 20th
>WW1
>roaring 20's into great depression
>WWII
>GOAT 50's era
>counterculture of the 60's
>the 80's
>the cold war
>>51820790
>>51820843
You're both wrong. It's now. We get to witness the rise of Trump and the death of liberalism.
>>51820867
This guy gets it.
>Fumble
>>51820892
>kicked mcfadden off my fantasy team after the turkey day game
>>51820951
>being a fantasyfag
>>51820773
I'm scared to find out. Let me be in denial.
>>51820892
You whatchin' that ther niggerball again boy?
>>51820995
Let me help you help yourself
>>51820990
its entirely luck based and its maddening
but the whole management aspect is addicting
thank god I dont bet money on it
>>51821002
rednecks love football f@m
>>51820867
>you cant campaign for trump because he already won your state
next best thing is just to shill for him
>>51821041
That's good, but don't get in too deep.
>>51818817
it really is
>>51821041
>entirely luck based
my annual top 4 finish in a competitive 12 man league would say differently
it's 50% luck, 50% strategy
>>51821112
bullshit
aaron rodgers playing like shit against the bears and the lions? Broncos Defense getting BTFO by the chiefs?
fuck you
>Cowboys are THIS incompetent.
Wanna cuddle?
>>51821273
Eww, fucking fag.
>>51821291
I'm a girl.
>>51821247
The Redskins are just THIS good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clq4ShJvi10
>>51821309
>girls
>/cum/
>>51821309
O K L A H O M A
K
L
A
H
O
M
A
>>51821309
>girls on the internet
nice meme
>>51821309
please be my gf
>>51821324
>He still thinks girls don't post here
>>51820172
cry about the collapse of the USSR
>>51821309
post feminine dick
>>51821324
>>51821328
>>51821330
>>51821334
>>51821342
damn, you are truly desesperate
>>51821341
this
Is there any correlation between hitting the gym and becoming more assertive?
>>51821426
not for me
>>51821350
im still here
>>51821426
It completely depends on the person.
It has the complete opposite effect on me, it mellows me out and if I don't go, I get really aggressive and pissy.
>living in houses made of sticks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmlhUn8TvT0
>>51821550
>one of the worst hurricanes strikes mexico
>0 deaths
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
TOUCHDOWN
COWBOYS WIN
>red shits
>shitskins
>the swirling spiraling toilet bowl that is DC
>>51821607
>>51821806
Fuck you.
Another nightmare I woke up from, was busy being stabbed by angry muslims
>yfw da R********'s tie it
>>51821607
>>51821806
sports are borg
>>51821866
fuck off faggot
>>51821917
I don't even steal your sheep, Iraq does
>>51821866
so the muslims woke you up?
>>51821893
57 SECONDS
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
COWBOYS WIN
>>51821866
Hello my friend. I thought you were studying, not sleeping?
>>51821917
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-->>>51821934
>>51821866
Are you a girl?
>>51821939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51821937
Please vote trump before it becomes reality
>>51821939
I was, then fell asleep because of how boring is toefl
>>51821960
I wouldn't be studying if I was one though
>cowboys
what happened?
>live in St. Pierre
>flag displays as Canadian flag instead of glorious St. Pierre et Miquelon flag
C-can I still be a /cum/slut?
>>51822022
thats /cum/ territory anyway
>>51821997
42 YARD LINE
WE GOT THIS
IT'S SEALED
COWBOYS WIN HAHAHAHAHA
>>51822022
sluts are always welcome in America
>yfw he shanks it jus like gould
>>51821993
You should go back to sleep. I'm going to go to sleep after this football game.
So we could technically sleep together.
>watching a handegg sport
>>51822104
baseball season is over and theres no other games on
Should Muslim tourists be allowed to enter the US?
>>51822104
>being a commie and a dirty shitskin
>>51822119
baseball is awesome tbqh
Is minecraft story mode worth buying?
>>51822137
well yah but its the offseason
>>51822138
fuck no
>>51822082
SUCK
MY
DICK
>LGTSS
>Redshits
>>51822122
No.
Muslims should not be considered human.
>>51822138
Are you autistic and 12?
>>51822148
>well yah but its the offseason
i only like detroit tigers, because its city is a shithole haha
>>51822104
>handegg
Is this sport still being made fun of by foreigners?
>>51822138
>>51822122
No
>>51822103
I will later, what football game btw?
>>51822159
Why?
>51822148
It's for my nephew.
>>51822171
Cowboys vs. REDSHITS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51822171
>Is this sport still being made fun of by foreigners?
Nah, not really.
>>51822042
>>51822063
Thanks
I don't even know what would happen if my posts started getting my actual flag. I'd probably just be spammed with "RARE FLAG" and "proxyfag".
>>51822207
this, fuck whitey
>>51822207
come on anon we both know white people dont exist
>>51822207
that's actually pretty good bait, saved
thanks
They ought to get the hell out of America and leave the white man alone
>>51822245
this
age of brown when?
>>51822265
soon
>>51822197
I'm watching it right now, I have no idea what are they trying to do desu, I still don't know baseball rules nor american football
>>51822231
Basketball > American football
>>51822265
>conneticut
>minorities
>>51818752
It isn't gay to want to have sex with Wayne Brady.
>>51822304
71% white
Going to pick up my new PC next monday, already pirating a shitton of games for this vacations
>this dunk over Blake Griffin
>>51822275
The game is already over senpai. You missed out.
>>51822331
you could build a good PC for less than a prebuilt
>>51822275
Hockey > everything
>>51822331
Sounds nice. What vacation?
>>51822347
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
>>51821993
better red then dead and voting trump
>>51822347
>furpuck
>>51822332
It wasn't live, why is it called football if all they do is take the ball and run with it
>>51822347
This is offensive
>>51822346
In the US this is true, mexico has import taxes already added into them so it doesn't really make a difference
>>51822360
Christmas break
>>51822367
>better red then dead and voting trump
College football > all
>>51822404
my nigga
my favourite sport is starcraft 2 desu
polt is what's up
>>51822404
>tfw your team finishes 7 times better than expected
>>51822427
when i was an underage, i really wanted to play that shit
>>51822402
>bill got another young woman and still gets to use Hilary to run the nation
HOW DOES HE DO I T
>>51822387
>The term "football" was officially established in the rulebook for the 1876 college football season, when the sport first shifted from soccer-style rules to rugby-style rules
So it used to work like Soccer, and the name stayed the same.
>>51822444
he is the BIGGEST murrican president haha
>nice digits btw
With the exception of tangible items and our own egos nothing is real
>>51822370
>>51822360
>>51822387
Hockey is actually fun to play.
>>51822326
sad, ain't it?
we went from 98% to this.
>>51822468
you deserve it.
PISTOL SHOTS RING OUT IN A BAR-ROOM NIGHT
>>51822461
S-stop.
>>51822468
We're all aboard that train friend.
>>51822460
Bill has blessed me for my faith
>>51822404
College football is third to Basketball and NFL football.
>>51822441
I played it religiously for most of my life, but I just stopped because I was wasting my life playing it.
>>51822525
Bill always get pussy since he is young
>>51822463
So are all sports. But most don't require you to play in the stinkin' cold.
>>51822463
This is true
>>51822499
Nothing matters to you but your own self advancement, no matter how hard you try to create an illusion of morality
>>51822553
You don't know what cold is okie
>>51822404
>ranked 6 preseason
>quarterback said he was gonna pass for 3000 and run for 1000 and flopped
>lost muschamp and he is taking our assistants at least im going to the bowl
>>51822550
now i am just watching reviews of starcraft 2 in youtube, because i wanna improve my english
>>51822569
Pretty sure ice is cold.
>>51822553
>he hasnt played football at 3am in the snow on gameday
>>51822553
Cold is comfy.
>>51822574
>11-1
>ranked 1st
>>51822404
Rate my future uni http://www.asu.edu/
I'm not expecting it to be good at sports desu
>>51822446
Does your country even care about soccer anymore?
>>51822463
But it's not best sport
>>51822650
>http://www.asu.edu/
you have a pulse/10
>>51805366
update
friend found it in bag when he was about to leave
am stuck with it
>>51822577
twitch-dawt-tv/polt
i'm curious if you can understand him
either way he has amazing micro
he is so adorable
>>51822590
but you don't understand, there are temperatures below that
>>51822650
>ASU
sloots and thats about it
>>51822679
Jesus christ pls no sloots in my uni
>>51822650
ASU is fine.
>>51822684
Sori, there are a lot iirc
>>51822676
polts super adorable desu
>>51822684
its nationally reknowned as a party school
sloots galore
registered for 12 courses/subjects
am gonna die
but im ready 2 die
>>51818752
He lost to the Eagles. How is it not gay to want to have sex with him?
>>51822696
I love him.
He literally refused to kill a spider on his chair earlier and said "if not pose threat no reason to harm".
I could beat up anyone in this thread desu
>>51822650
If you go to ASU, you will be forced into dudebro culture and become a degenerate.
Are you already accepted or is this your goal?
And no, only Seattle cares.
The closest we will get is during the World Cup.
>>51822676
>twitch-dawt-tv/polt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54g8JgDV7s
thanks a lot canadabro, this is gonna help me for my english comprehension
>>51822684
>Jesus christ pls no sloots in my uni
good luck not finding a school not overflowing in them.
>>51822684
ASU is a top top 10 party school in the United States, the Phoenix metro is huge, one third of bitches at ASU has an STD and Arizona has a really varied climate.
>>51822724
I could fuck you in the ass while you try desu
>>51822727
If you don't understand words they use, chances are it is SC2 terminology, so don't worry.
>>51822704
>>51822730
>>51822741
>that tuition price
>having the freaking mood to party
What is wrong with americans
>>51822726
I still have like a year before I go to US so no, my friends in arizona said I would love ASU but now I'm questioning it
>>51822750
Nah m8 if you tried I'd throw you across the room by your dick.
>>51822756
i used to play starcraft 1, so i will be able to understand
>>51822767
AZ born and raised.
I go to the University of Arizona in Tucson.
Only $9,000 a year.
>>51822724
try it, fucboi
>>51822718
what a qt, hes always so nice and mannered
nice to see him pull 4k+ lately
Reminder
>>51822781
Sounds hot bubba I like it when my bottom is rough
>>51822781
>>51822724
te reviento a cadenazos maple hijo de puta
>>51822798
>this is what closet homosexuals actually believe
does any1 want 2 b my frend
>>51822790
Nice, that's good to hear.
>>51822796
Yeah, he's been doing better and better. It's really nice to see.
His stream is so relaxing.
>>51822767
Don't let me stop you. If you're actually close to getting into it, go for it.
It's a good school, education wise.
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/asu-1081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwfxyppwNUk
This guy is hilarious
>>51822839
i also watch reviews of firearms from Murricans
>>51822861
>>51822878
u dont want 2 b my frend?
>>51822798
hormones make them basically act like even less stable females. i wish it was like the image said, but you would have to find one that lucked out and just naturally had the body and characteristics to pull it off with out chemical assistance.
>>51822883
hillary's shill is based
>>51822905
Hahahaha, loving this image.
You did this?
>>51822793
Being out of state already ruins most universities in terms of cost, it's worse when you consider I'm not allowed to have part time then bottom tier when they ask for credits before they enroll you in
Really how do I get credits before I even go there?
>>51822865
>$24,503 out-of-state
This is still hellish, imagine I need 4 years of these costs without accounting for living expenses woooh USA
>>51822928
I always thought it was popcorn
so I made it popcorn
>>51822886
Do you watch hickok45? He does alot of firearms while also testing them on his range.
>>51822883
We've done this before and we can do it again
>>51822900
I'll be your friend
>>51822963
i just watched one video of him
>>51822937
Go to community college in Tempe and get your base classes done there and transfer those credits to ASU.
Get a driver's license if you can, pub transportation sucks in AZ.
>>51822995
They don't require credits in community colleges?
>>51822973
>and we can do it again
highly doubtful, a lot would have to change for that to be possible in today's political climate. for a start he'd have to get elected which is not very likely.
>>51823008
No. You just need to finish high school or get a GED.
>>51822937
>Really how do I get credits before I even go there?
You usually take your undergrad at a community college.
And yeah, it's expensive as fuck. Especially out of country.
You will need to have rich parent and take a lot of debt through a loan.
AND you can't work without a visa.
That's why I didn't go. My mom can't put me through it without putting herself into a lot of debt on top of the one she already has.
>>51822825
are you a gommie
>>51822938
Really? It's always been a magazine.
I can't see it being popcorn.
>>51823037
by bullet or ballot, restoration is coming
Degenerate stoners of /cum/, how long does $200 of dank usually last you?
>>51823071
>Oral Japanese final with hot nip teacher who likes like Mikasa
>Governments Ethics final with Selma Hayek looking TA
>haven't studied at all
JUST
>>51823099
>>>/d/
Rewatching CS.
This show is pretty deep desu
>>51823124
ayyy
>>51823105
About 2-3 weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q0uZqrYQ_I
>>51823130
CS?
>>51823070
>my debt will cripple me for years after I graduate
The only good thing our government does is help you secure a loan locally to be used for college internationally, even the poorest of fucks can get it if the bank likes them, problem is how am I going to feel paying debt for years after I graduate just to get a degree
If it's in your culture to pay this much for average college degree it's really shocking
I was also told non-renowned colleges get you barely any advantage when you're seeking a job
>>51823040
Thank you desu
>>51823180
cardcaptor sacura
