college edition
no more muslims
>>51823179
This.
Fuck uni too desu senpai.
I never went to college and flip burgers for a living edition
Better red than dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Njd9PtmaM
>>51823180
Cardcaptor Sakura, CCS, etc...
It's great.
Is this thing on?
>I come from a poor country and I'm not used to paying 80k to get a bachelor
why must you be like this, America
>>51823179
I wish.
Also a good morning to all of you.
I bailed on college and dig up trash for a living
Do you guys remember when you were young, like 12 or some shit, and used to jerk off and you could feel the orgasm throughout your entire body? I do. I miss that time.
>>51823238
guten morgen
>>51823206
>>51823243
living the dream
My mom warned me about people like you.
>>51823261
same situation here
>>51823238
G'morning desu
>>51823227
oh!
I watched it a ton when I was young and I absolutely adored it.
>>51823261
oh?
what did she tell you?
>>51823235
Big uni's are for the rich anon and unless you know the exact job you want you have no reason to even go.
night /cum/
heres a song for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2d75KzGb4M
>>51823235
You can come here first, to get a degree. If you go to east-germany you'll have sightly less muslims and lower costs of living.
>>51823245
I still get those because I only jack off 2-3 times a week.
Too much of anything that feels good isn't good for you anon.
Dropped out at 16 and got a Master's degree in chemical engineering to be honest
>>51823272
Don't talk to strangers online. They could be a pedophile .
>>51823271
It's probably one of the best Mahou Shoujos ever.
>>51823301
oh, well lucky for you, I'm not
>its over a week into december
>live in northern new england
>it hasn't snowed once this year
why live
>>51823200
For job searching, any college degree sets you up for better jobs. You may not get a job at a great company, or really famous. But that's fine.
You just need the money, not the prestige.
And paying that debt off for years is daunting, and I hope you don't fall to the pressure.
But it isn't the end of the world and it's something escapable. You will just need to live with low costs and high income for some years after college for a bachelors degree.
But think of what will happen when you don't do it. I don't want to think of it.
Don't end up a loser like me.
Go for your dreams.
>>51823151
I see, thanks.
>>51823325
Are you from Vermont?
ROUND 1 tomorrow
and round 2 on Wednesday.
Will not accept anything other than A!
>>51823280
bed time? Night desu. Sleep well
nth for don't bully!
>>51823305
Definitely the best IMO.
It's dat OG shit.
>>51823348
No but my family owns a lot of land in vermont, I'm from New Hampshire
>>51823325
>tfw possibility of not having white Christmas
jesus is this how california feels
>>51823367
al gore warned us desu
>>51823280
Night
>>51823283
>germany
>less muslims and lower costs of living.
So guys are you going to enjoy christmas/new years with the gf this year?
>>51823325
>hardly ever get snow
>its usually <1" and never sticks anyway
dont even remember what a white christmas is like desu
>>51823394
>>51823397
sounds like hell desu
>>51823367
It's supposed to get cold and start snowing again by Thursday.
At least here in Winnipeg.
>>51823394
>>51823394
>>51823394
>inb4 special snowflakes from /r9k/ will appear
ZzZZzzz
tell me a bed time story /cum/ !
>>51823394
who /bornonnewyears/ here? The world celebrates upon my birthday
>>51823411
its not too bad
at least its never terribly cold
>>51823390
I meant east germany compared to west germany.
>>51823363
Nice. Your fall is pretty famous.
>>51823443
there once was the smallest clone that had scientific adventures with an albino guy
people died
the end
>>51823394
>So guys are you going to enjoy a day with the gf this year?
>>51823394
I've never been in a relationship this time of year
>>51823443
there once was an ugly barnacle
he was SOOOO ugly, that everybody died
the end
>>51823457
Yeah our fall was pretty short this year though
it it way too hot out for this time of year guys
>>51823443
My dad raped my sister when she was young and it traumatized her so much she ended up killing herself.
>>51823474
that's not a nice story :(
Here is my favorite image
>>51823481
RARE
A
R
E
>>51823485
wew, what a drama queen.
>>51823485
ive heard that story b4 !
>>51823481
it was 80 degrees earlier this morning. fucking kill me
>>51823498
here is mine
>>51823443
I... was circumcised against my will as a newborn.
>>51823481
According to my weather application it's just a bit above average here. Usually hangs around 30-35 f at night right now it's 39 f
>>51823498
Not my favorite, but gets me deep sometimes.
>>51823394
I can't wait for the good times this christmas with friends and the gf. Going out for drinks, drunk sex, etc. What about you guys?
>>51823283
senpai pls, when was germany ever not expensive? there is the advantage of getting part time though
besides >wanting any more foreigners in your country
>>51823275
>unless you know the exact job you want
I would be fine with CS or nursing, I'd most likely fail at CS though because >math
>>51823343
I really do not care about prestige, anon. All I need is enough money to get my master later on and some kind of housing
>loser like me
>doesnt pay out of state taxes
And go to bed anon~
>>51823519
Have you heard about the big bad wolf?
>>51823566
i am going to have a nice christmas with my family hehe
>>51823523
its pretty cool up here =)
>>51823574
that's the one about nuclear weapons right?
>>51823604
>oh grandma, what big warheads you have
>>51823394
Nope. I'm leaving on Thursday
>>51823574
tell me !
I won $60 from some scratch off tickets. What should I do with the money?
>>51823648
spend it on junkie food
>>51823567
I will go to bed then.
Good night anon.
Good night everyone.
I love you.
>>51823648
Drink
>>51823664
night anon
>>51823648
buy more scratch off tickets
>>51823587
pls send water
>>51823648
Buy a nice phitted cap
>>51823503
shitty forced meme senpai
>>51823567
As long as you don't try to convert people or blow up stuff you should be fine.
Yeah germany is expensive as fuck and you'll pay a lot of taxes, but most parts of the university are free and we have a good public transport system, so you wouldn't need a car. Anyways studying in the US will be more fun from a social aspect I guess.
>>51823664
sweet dreams anon
>>51823693
san diego has water
>>51823664
goodnight
>>51823664
*kisses u*
>>51823648
Buy an eighth, a pack of papers, a 20 oz Cherry Dr. Pepper, and a Classic Turkey on white with Spicy Mayo, tomatoes, s&p, and some oregano
>>51823739
wtf are these stone age measurements supposed to mean
>>51823634
Once upon a time there was this bad wolf that preyed upon sleepy anons. And if the wolf caught you awake, she'd do all sorts of terrible things and keep you awake all night.
>>51823771
Suppose syrup suckers don't get to enjoy the legendary convenience of having 4 Wawa's within a 5 mile radius of their house, eh?
>>51823792
>Wawa
>amerikeks want to vote for trump
>>51823448
/almostbornonnewyears/ here. I was a day late, and that trend seems to have followed me my whole life through.
>>51823848
Flyover/Worst Coaster spotted
>>51823705
>steps in germany
>gets beaten up by neonazis
>go to find an apartment
>gets beaten up by muslims for eating snickers in ramadan
>tries to find a job
>everyone thinks you're a muslim
>>51823879
Well, aren't you?
>>51823875
>Texas
>Flyover
>>51823861
people are voting for him only to show disdain for both major political parties, everybody knows Trump is just an actor.
>>51823875
Gulf coast here, I've only ever seen one on a visit to Philadelphia.
>>51823905
>bi
>muslim
I literally can't be muslim even if I wanted to because I don't just change my orientation like that
>>51823909
Surprised Wawa hasn't made it to ya'll yet, its all around the Mid-Atlantic and Florida, shit probably the 85/95 corridor come to think, ya'll probably got some dumb good ol boy bullshit goin on
>>51823933
>Trump is just an actor.
and a good one...i mean fuck, he is so based that he is able to take advantage of american stupidty
>>51823693
mmmm
Ioving all this water, desu.
>>51823879
ganbatte~
>>51823990
and all the snow?
wew
>>51823792
>going to Wawa
>not getting a buffalo chicken salad hoagie and half gallon of Turkey Hill ice tea
>>51775136
Day 7459
>>51824021
Does a man really need so much tea
>>51824021
Fuck off fattie, that shit sandwich is gross and Turkey Hill was where Diabetes was born, GOAT combo is Honey Smoked Turkey on white, white American, Spicy Mayo and the other shit I posted earlier on a toasted roll with a Arizona Strawberry Arnold Palmer
>>51824021
Can't stand bottled sweet tea.
I need that home-brewed tea with 3 cups of sugar in it.
Anyone here speak French?
Are these correct sentences in l'imparfait?
Nous étions trés pauvre. We were very poor.
Je mangais à la table. I ate at the table.
Ils travaillaient pour moi. They worked for me.
>>51824128
wee wee
>>51824128
it looks right to me but all I did was sleep in french
>>51824178
nice invisible extra flag
>>51824128
Yes.
>>51823363
chamberlin?
>>51824178
he's a chubby guy
>>51824218
For you
Classic moe.
>>51823348
i live in vermont desu
>>51823443
one time an evil man named gorbochev ruined all that the proletariat had strived for
Calling it a night early
GOOD NIGHT /cum/
just 3 more exams and then I can shitpost all I want
Sleep well
>>51823950
>say you're straight
>don't kiss other men in public
now you can be honorary muslim
>>51824128
I do, it's my second language , English is 3rd
>>51824248
good luck
>>51824242
Never seen it.
>>51824248
Sweet dreams.
>>51823528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC6oJURg6Pk
>>51824248
Good night.
>>51824248
Good night anon and good luck
>>51824284
awww yes
How do I ask my parents to lend me $150 for a psychologist appointment
That's only half the cost and I'm paying the rest myself out of pocket to be frank
>>51824054
Yes
>>51824077
Is that what you get after you finish sucking a dick out behind the dumpster?
>>51824116
Wretched.
>>51824311
dubs confirm best photo of all time
>>51824317
>going to a psychologist
>>51824317
stop being such a soft faggot to begin with and you should be fine
>>51824317
Say, "Hey, I need help paying for a psychologist"
communism
>>51824463
sucks
>>51824463
Stop.
>>51824507
-->>>51824284
hahahaha
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2015/12/04/st.-louis-ap-man-named-bud-weisser-arrested-at-budweiser-brewery.html
ST. LOUIS (AP) - St. Louis police say the Budweiser brewery got an unwelcome visit from a man with a memorable name.
Nineteen-year-old Bud Weisser was cited for trespassing and resisting arrest. Police say he was found in a secured area of the brewery Thursday evening.
Police say in a news release that officers were called after security officers told Weisser to leave and he resisted arrest.
Weisser was taken into police custody, then issued summonses for trespassing and resisting arrest.
>>51824464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg
>>51824525
I mean can you blame the guy
>>51824534
woops replied to wrong post
>>51824463
I miss him
>>51824523
Am I supposed to get mad?
It was the war and I doubt we were any better. Of course that's humiliating, but if we'd have won we would have probably just did the same.
i miss him...
>>51824576
that you are a bunch of losers....and now your country is gettin worse hehe
>>51824637
Don't we all.
>>51824678
And where is the point I'm supposed to get angry? All the stuff you said and posted I already know uezs.
So at what age did you grow out of liberalism, /cum/?
17 for me
>>51824775
It's shitposting, bud.
Anyhow, what's up?
>>51824775
>nd where is the point I'm supposed to get angry? All the stuff you said and posted I already know uezs.
then you feel angry before i was posting all that shit hehe
>>51824793
17 as well
full communist
>>51824793
13 or 14
I essentially dropped all political affiliation when I started smoking weed
>>51824793
I was a hard-left progressive socialist till I was 18.
Moderated a lot since then, and now I'm an left leaning independent.
literally better then the bible
>>51824814
Same stuff as always. I'm preparing my stuff for university and than go on a ten minute walk through the forest to the neighbourhood where I meet a friend of mine to go to the university. Really nothing exciting.
Do you have any plans for the rest of your day?
COMMIES GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
>>51823206
I never went to college and have a highly respected but low paying job
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
coffee taste like shit
>>51824969
good night santa
>>51824793
I'm pretty left wing on every issue except guns. It really disgusts me that we can't have national healthcare.
>>51824946
the people's struggle perpetrates all societies and all peoples, we litterally cannot leave
>>51824926
>Do you have any plans for the rest of your day?
It's past midnight here.
Nah, I'm just eating snacks and relaxing.
>>51824969
Nite, anon.
>>51824990
if you drink it enough you'll start to like it, its like beer
>>51825004
the real left supports having a gun in every home
>>51824926
>Really nothing exciting.
you are fitting the german stereotype
>>51825051
>a dubs image
and this is what i get for randomly selecting an image without previewing it
Im becoming dissatisfied with life what do lads
>>51825099
change your life
>>51825072
I doubt the life of a poorfag shitskin is particularly interesting.
>>51825051
why don't you go to russia?
>>51825134
wow rude
>>51825099
stop fucking chicks with dicks
>>51825134
>says the NEET
if you're posting on 4chan all the time you're probably a fucking loser like the rest of us not matter how "white" or "rich" you are
>>51824969
Nitey nite!
>>51825150
>stop fucking chicks with dicks
>stop
goodnight /cum/
sleep well
>>51825139
>why dont you go to russia
now this is just flat out rude
>>51825021
Sounds comfy.
>>51825134
>pot calling the kettle black
>>51825134
In all fairness, I doubt the life of anyone who posts here eight hours a day is very interesting.
>>51825116
Im not sure what to change anymore I quit college, ive learned some social skills, and I have a job im not sure what im supposed to do now.
>>51825150
only happened once
>>51825213
the german dude seems to be always angry
>>51825196
Sweet dreams!
>>51825234
unsupriseongly, only eating shnitzels (shit zels) all your life will make you like that
>>51825211
Hardly.
>>51825234
German dude?
>>51825263
i was refering to the only german who post here in /cum/
>>51825257
What does that image have to do with anything?
>>51825257
proofs?
>>51825285
I only post at night, and I took a break.
>>51825134
btfo desu
>>51825150
but its why I joined the navy
>>51825400
IN THE NAVY
YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
IN THE NAVY
>>51825317
Later, when the autist goes to sleep.
>>51825169
And again, in all fairness, they own a house "nicer than mine" and make enough money to sustain themself.
autism
>>51825429
so never?
>>51825412
Atheism is literally a religion for butthurt contrarians
Anyone with a functional brain embraces Agnosticism, Deism or even moderate theism if they're in it for the feel good sense of community and not for the overt worship.
>>51825437
but it's their relative's house and money
why a trust fund baby would be posting on a mongolian ear threading board unless they were a complete loser? most of the rich kids i knew had pretty great social lives
Let's stop self posting and talk about our neighborhoods.
>>51825490
i am 19yo...i am poor, and i do not complain so much
>>51825499
my neighbor is on dialysis and its really sad because he's a really nice guy
>>51825499
mine is like 7/10 for third world standards, for first world standards it would be like 4/10
>>51825474
Is that you
>>51825501
Is it rented?
>>51825519
Guess you live in a college town?
>>51825522
You over estimated the first world.
>>51825538
who's asking
>>51825499
9/10
It's safe and comfy.
Lots of good neighbors too.
>>51825570
no, the nearest CC is 15 minutes away
my towns full of retirees and old folk
>>51825570
i live with parents :0)
>>51825499
One of my neighbourhoods is relatively poor, but still okay, I guess it's 6.5/10
The other one feels like a bigger version of my quarter and the people there are okay too I'd rate it 9/10
>>51825576
Colorado?
>>51823206
Beats going to college and flipping burgers with $30,000 in debt
>>51825577
If you're happy, I'm happy.
>>51825606
Yes morocco?
>>51825474
I can spot it easily.
>>51825499
white middle class suburbia
everybody is polite but keeps to themselves, no complaints
>>51825519
you can live on dialysis for decades, the quality of life is shit but hey it beats the alternative
just shaved
>>51825626
Alright.
Kinda creepy, but okay.
>>51825650
he's 94
>>51825637
same
>>51825608
When I'm in bed I like to push myself up against the wall and pretend its another person.
>>51825581
Midwest? Are you employed?
>>51825594
That's cool, I lived with my parents for awhile.
>>51825499
current neighborhood is 7/10, nice but it's LA so never going to be amazing
place i grew up/going to move back to is a 10/10 though. quiet, upper middle class, suburban, mostly white & asian. kind of boring though
>>51825667
if he's not so ravaged by dementia that he doesn't even remember who he is then he's doing pretty good for his age
>>51825631
>I will go to the gym
>never comes back
also add me on steam fucker
>>51825678
california. Not atm, Im 100 miles away at uni
>>51825600
Sounds nice, would you prefer a larger yard or home?
>>51825687
boring is good though.
>>51825499
Mine is really bad. There's a heroin epidemic in my city and my block is where like 80 percent of it festers, stabbings, sirens, death daily.
At least I have you /cum/
>>51825637
Perfect. Owned or rented?
>>51825690
thats what makes it so sad
he's sharp as a tack, albeit a little old school perspectively
>>51825678
well, i think it is normal to live with parents at 19 here in mexico
>>51825711
shhh go to sleep
>>51825661
Can't be creepy on an anonymous imageboard.
>>51825711
t.boring person
>>51825499
It's an upper middle class one, my house is right at the limits of the area and 40m away there is the poorest class of morocco after the homeless
>>51825733
why though, lol.
>>51825691
is that directed at me? I don't go to the gym
>add me on steam fucker
is that also directed at me?
>>51825687
Fenced?
>>51825694
Guessing you have a job already then?
>>51825772
nope. Despite where I am, the job amrket is awful
>>51825715
Major urban city?
>>51825732
It's pretty normal everywhere.
>>51825691
I tried playing as Morocco in EU4, I was able to conquer North Africa to Tunisia but then I got absolutely raped by Spain.
any tips?
>>51825759
Both are
>>51825754
I think he dislikes boring people
>>51825788
Well, I ALWAYS play against Morocco, so I have no idea how to play as that country, hard to convert those shitty sunnis though
>>51825751
can I see a pic of your neighborhood?
>>51825751
I'd love to respond, but I don't trust non-/cum/ flags.
this is looking a bot gay
>>51825772
sort of. it's part of a larger conglomerate of small neighborhoods and the surrounding area is fenced but the individual neighborhoods aren't. if that makes any sense
anyway the area is safe as fuck. it's news when a black family moves in