Mamacita edition
nobody replied to you faggit
Mom is at work so I can cuss all I want edition
haram
Mexico is not very good
>tfw no gf
nth for don't bully!
>>51826693
Looks surprisingly nice.
shack edition
https://www.livechart.me/spring-2016/tv
>>51826743
>>51826743
>>51826778
god dammit, Im so far behind in jojo
Apples+clementines are great for dinner.
>>51826778
>Shounen Maid
>>51826817
"no"
>>51826819
>>51826808
Forgot Some.
https://www.livechart.me/winter-2016/tv
>More than half of the rooms being advertised for rent on Craigslist in the Bay area are posted in Chinese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHINKS FUCKING OUT!!!!!!
>Colorado anon will never love you
Why live?
>>51826761
Tbh the lower class being so near upper middle fucks up everything, a while ago the niggas used to break windows and cars because people built near them till the cops calmed then down
>>51826838
>Sekkou Boys
oh come on. This cant be real
>>51826872
B-bay area where we at, senpai
>>51826872
Don't let that stop you
>>51826886
Japan is finally getting into the a e s t h e t i c meme
>>51826886
s a d b o y s
>>51826837
"Yes"
>>51826882
what happens if I add you and then play badly in a game and you tell /cum/ about it
I could never come back here again
>>51826970
that would be incredibly rude, but don't worry anon, we don't bully here
I'm hungry. I wish I had a sandwich machine. Someone needs to invent that already
>>51826970
Are you going to make me wait longer senpai, I'm going to sleep in few minutes desu
>>51827031
of course not
because bullying is wrong
>>51827055
im glad you understand!
delet image pls
>>51827049
>I'm going to sleep in few minutes desu
>giving me a time limit
STOP
>>51827031
Except cute boys.
They get bullied a lot.
>>51827138
doesnt quite feel that way desu
>>51827137
How does it feel I'm only awake because I'm waiting for it?
>>51827137
>>51827138
and it's quite rude tbqh
>>51827194
fine. you win.
>>51827207
>>51827138
Only by cute girls.
china
Good morning friends.
Why are black people incapable of handling banter?
>>51826681
>>51827238
I was joking about going to sleep desu~
>>51827295
Morning dude
>>51827185
Fine.
They don't get bullied at all.
>>51827295
Morning, Hans.
>>51827317
Why are you incapable of passing classes?
>>51827323
>tricking someone into adding you
that's illegal
>>51827405
Last time you thought I disliked you because you didn't have a job, it was qt
>>51827353
>>51827317
relax guys
*cough* *hack* D-don't worry guys of course were going to make it h..haha
>>51827449
Y-yeah, I totally won't d-die alone.
heh
>>51827449
At least you don't have bad teeth, dandruff, constant headaches, unemployed and bipolar
>>51827327
>>51827331
How come youre still awake, no work tomorrow?
>>51827499
I have most of that.
>>51827513
I can work whenever I want, usually.
>>51827499
But I have all of those.
>>51827516
Life sucks haha
>>51827444
>it was qt
y-you too
>>51827535
I wish sawing off heads was my job too....
>>51827535
How do you make as much as you do? All my art friends can barely pay rent, do you use Patreon or something?
Now we're friends desu
>inb659 kirino haters reply with delet this
>>51827628
maybe he draws porn
>>51827602
Don't worry Hans, that'll become your country's favorite pastime very soon.
>>51827628
Patreon, networking, twitter etc...
Social media is kind of a big deal. Having a varied skills portfolio (zbrush, modelling, etc...) helps a lot.
Also >>51827688
>>51827628
Boobs are worth a lot
>>51827688
That's a given, unless you're extraordinarily popular, you don't make that much.
>>51827707
How popular are you? I think theBoogie makes a pretty meager sum, and he's pretty damn well known.
Nevermind, I'm breaking my own rule. Just tell me how your day was.
>>51827787
Not sure how to answer that.
A little popular I guess. Most of my income comes from professional commissions, not nsfw stuff.
You can easily get 2k followers if you're active on twitter.
>>51827914
>You can easily get 2k followers if you're active on twitter.
I've got 10 followers and I'm still a fucking egg
>>51827711
Everyone loves titties and some people love them enough to have them drawn
>>51827942
Twitter is so fucking useful
And the jap tegaki is a blast
Exchanging lewd pictures with japanese artists is fun desu
>>51827942
>I'm still a fucking egg
>>51827914
That's pretty impressive.
Let's stop, it's not appropriate.
>>51828005
any non-artists left?
>>51826681
tfw no woman will ever smile at me like that
>>51828127
i cant draw for shit
>>51828127
hows it going anon
>>51828174
good.
>>51828176
great, how're you?
>>51828200
>good.
t-thanks
>>51828218
I think he's drunk.
>>51828200
I'm kinda bored but outside that im ok for the most part
>>51828218
Tell me more.
>>51828200
Well then, tell me more.
>>51828237
And I think you wont show me your preserved anything.
>>51828237
its biochem texas right?
why did he take off the flag?
>>51826681
10/10
>>51828240
Let's have fun together.
>>51828373
o-ok
Be back in a few.
doggo :)
>>51828437
Dogs are the best.
my oh my jus look at the time
>>51828515
>>51828515
what time is it :o
Whats a fun flash game to play?
>>51828548
:o
>>51828549
idk, probably should be bed time but I'm wide awake
>>51828640
http://curvefever.com/play2.php
>>51828645
how are you gonna pass the time then!
>>51828640
Sonny
Sonny 2
>>51828666
I dunno! maybe I should watch something :o
>>51828821
I'm watching this desu
Is this what you're into? Colorado has questionable taste in girls
![[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.31_[2015.11.06_03.41.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xzn2Rse.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.31_[2015.11.06_03.41.42].jpg")
>>51829083
>not liking dolls
>not liking shark teeth
>not liking ballerinas
>not liking smug
delet this rightn ow
>>51829083
>shark teeth
Good taste
>>51829150
I like her
>doll
ruined
Ruining another thing in my life senpai
lads, if I do a PHD in the states, does my time spent count towards permanent residency for US citizenship? I want off ahmeds wild london ride
![[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.12.08_03.23.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iaxfmLb.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.12.08_03.23.05].jpg")
>>51829209
Your loss
>>51829268
Get citizenship after you get the PHD
>>51829268
i dont see why it wouldnt
>>51829268
Any residency counts
but you'd need a job out of school to avoid getting deported
Morning kids. I'm incredibly bored in a waiting room. Much fun.
>>51829415
Morning bork. How's the weather?
>>51829300
youre not supposed to fuck dolls anon
![[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.03_[2015.12.08_03.39.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RvHBNdj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.03_[2015.12.08_03.39.00].jpg")
>>51829588
I admire her grace and beauty. I don't want to fuck her.
>>51829588
Maybe I fug you in the budd :DDDDD
>>51829467
Rainy and grey as always this time of year.
>>51829885
smooth. real smooth.
>>51830012
smooth like your bottom
>>51830012
I'll show you how smooth my penis is when it is in your poophole
I thought the gayposting was supposed to be ironic...
>>51830147
Is it ironic? Or maybe I'm a manly man who got released from prison and needs a fag like you to poz for real satisfaction?
>>51830147
It's both
>>51830303
>to poz
what
is this one of those prison slang terms?
>>51829674
Of course you wouldn't, you're not a cheater
>>51829400
He is not authorized to work while studying from what I found a while ago
>>51830147
It's ironic, I promise, I wouldn't like to you
>>51830400
>you're not a cheater
just what are you implying here?
>>51830400
There is an extra k in "lie" there, maybe I was lying
Kan wi fikks änglish spelling plis?
cheetoh
>>51830444
Nice trips, you need to loosen up anon, one day, colorado mountains camping, without heat strokes pls
You can handle hiking right?
>>51830605
Mountains are cold
Half your country is mountains, you should know this
>>51830369
I feel like you are so innocent I don't want to ruin you
But ruining things is also fun
>>51830768
>Half your country is mountains
>Half
>sahara
>>51830804
He's already ruined for life by meeting me
>>51830369
its best not to ask
>>51830849
>>51830881
Guys plz
Also your country is totally half-Atlas, do you think everyone is a geographical retard? That's the entire reason spics wanted to illegally immigrate to morocco in ages past.
>>51830849
Morocco you are so tsundere for everyone in this general
>>51830945
Morocco probably lives on the southern coast of his faggot country
>>51830935
over half of this gay country is just desert, atlas mountains are ok, I personally don't like them
>>51830945
I'm not tsun though, I don't hide my love for anons here
>>51831151
>anons
>plural
>>51831151
Post your moroccan thighs, anon.
>>51831258
what are you doing up this late
>>51831223
You and I are different people, therefore plural
>>51831151
Your country is still small like Eurofag countries. But Casablanca is a movie I like so seeing you overrun by niggers hurts me. I'm glad your king removed you from the nigger union.
>>51831223
>it's a typo but he won't believe it because I'm still messing with him
>>51831258
You just want me to get shot for acting gay, I saw through your plans anon
>>51831332
>>51831258
Are the three of us different anons? As I've said in the past I hate these threads because there are no mexicans or canadians, just americans.
>>51831397
he just wants to see them anon, nothing to be worried about. no harm will come
>>51831422
yes
its much easier to keep track if you have extra flags
>>51831397
Your country has black metal bands. You won't get shot for being a faggot.
>>51831422
No. Every american post in this thread is the same person.
>>51831332
I may have waited a little late to start studying for something.
>>51831397
I just wanted to collect your thighs desu. Hand them over.
>>51831445
>mods
>for fucking 4chan
NEVER
It is just too much of a pain
>>51831422
I recognize you, mexican touhoufan went to bed already
>>51831455
>Your country has black metal bands
what
>>51831478
I'm pretty sure the anon above me would love to hand over his thighs
>>51831478
i hope you arent posting here instead of studying anon
but surely you wouldnt do such a thing, right?
>>51831583
>mexican touhoufan
I am a different american
>>51831633
I'm multitasking. I'm basically a professional, anon.
Besides, I have to make below a 40 to not make an A. Everything is alright.
>tfw my dick is 5.5 inches
>tfw you will never be porn actor
>>51831793
>my dick is 5.5 inches
>>51831756
>Everything is alright.
you better not lie to me, cute texas anon
>>51831793
Is this joke?
>>51831876
anon you know I wouldn't lie to you!
>>51831866
>>51831879
tell me your lenght...
my dick is average but it feels bad amigos
>>51831876
>cute texas anon
>you better not lie to me
I'm actually a pretty honest person desu.
>>51831866
>laughing at 5.5
I thought that was the average
>>51831941
Why do you always change the size?
>>51832071
because my size depends of the day, of the clima...
>>51831941
hispanic plz
>>51832099
what
>>51831972
good to know
>>51831996
>can't shoot
>likes basketball
>doesn't work
>bottom
>doesn't want to be the man of the house
and the latest one >5.5 inches dick
I always knew I will end up with someone like this
>>51832150
aren't spaniards and berbers the same thing?
>>51832150
It's closer to 6 I swear
>>51832135
in winter my dick is 5-5.3 inches
in summer 5.5 inches or more i dont know
>>51832457
>measuring your dick
Why
>>51832150
>>51832405
When are you two meeting up and doing things to each other?
>>51832150
you really do like to torture him
>>51832496
why are you so interested anon?
>>51832496
When they admit to being gays and stuff
>>51832542
anon is from /a/ like the rest of us patricians
>>51832494
i dont know.... because in porn all the dicks looks very big and pretty
and my dick is little (5.5) inches and i dont know
i feel bad because i wont have gf for this
got her number lads. she was friendlier today.
>>51832601
I know it is the internet and all but why would you tell us
Just why
>>51832652
Are you the turk
>>51832542
Not for any reason you're thinking of.
It's all in good curiosity.
>>51832697
I'm your Turk. Only yours
>>51832697
what do you mean?
>>51832674
beucase you can tell me your lenght
>>51832729
>Not for any reason you're thinking of.
i would doubt this, but as you've said you're no liar
you're quite a curious one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZH1uxNMXCM
>>51832757
>>51832758
two turks
>>51832757
>>51832758
holy fuck they are multiplying
>>51832855
>>51832864
first we take Manhattan then we take Memphis.
>>51832864
One is here for me, you take the other mein broder
>>51832815
Anon pls. I don't have a think for cute boys like you're thinking.
>>51832833
Sounds sort of familiar.
>>51832980
You mean that faggot city in illinois? take it.
>>51832989
>One is here for me, you take the other mein broder
I'm your Turk. We will rent a suburban house in Madison, WI and we will raise cute puppies and feed them with poptarts.
>>51832864
>>51832855
gib Baltimore plz.
>>51832989
where am I supposed to take him exactly?
>>51833057
it is full of niggers but has the national aquarium
Are you ready for that?
>>51833071
San Francisco
You know the song
>>51833057
>Baltimore
güzel. ayrıca Philly!
>billy mays died 10 years ago
>>51833054
Poptarts are an awful food for anyone, have you checked their calorie content?
>>51833098
I have to bury something there.
>>51833155
I start to grow away from your snacks since Skittles fucked up my teeth. Dr. Peppers is goat though.
>>51833131
Both of you are too romantic. The cities are nice, not glorious like you think.
>>51833180
Baltimore is not Detroit you faggot, they'll just see "a white guy being suspicious" and you'll get arrested
>>51833228
>Turks
>White
>>51833188
why so much pseudosugar?
>>51833250
You are whiter than zimzam therefore white enough
4/5 arabs in congress are christians and all are "howaito"
Point is you will be prosecuted if you bury a body
>>51833321
Who told you that i will bury a body?
>>51833275
I don't like sugar much. I'm just interested in USA snacks. I take them off by my list one by one. Final boss is Now and Laters. I don't want to die before trying it.
>>51833195
They are nice. Glorious USA cities are Detroit, Memhpis and Madison tho.
>>51833403
detroit really is glorious in its own special way
>>51833403
Are you the turk who wants to visit these three nations?
Also no American city is nice
>>51833591
Go away nigger
>>51833591
Can you tell me about it
>>51833591
yes. this urban decay vibe is great. my favorite city desu.
>>51833598
yes i'm that NAboo Turkbro.
>>51833629
enjoy your 100 years of Democrats Reign redneck.
>>51833716
Hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zjSexzFMsE
What a beautiful Kebab
Eating it is right
Shish Kebab
>>51833899
how are you? I have a feeling that you might be Romaniabro from IOWA
>>51833991
Drago?
>December 8th
>Has only snowed around an inch since October
>supposed to hit 10-12 degrees on the weekend (52-60F for americans)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cpfNZyGyag
Çığrığın urganıyam, al üstün yorganıyam
Annem beni büyüttü, ninem beni büyüttü
El kızı kurbanıyam, elkızı kurbanıyam
Çığnık benim tel benim kahyammıdır el benim
>>51834053
Same here. It's about 15c here. Even some of our plant have blossoms again.
>>51834053
I know right! It's been like that here too! And thanks for the translation buddy. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvSCHLMUqCs
bir kerecik gördün onu
kalbin sanki duracaktı salak!
ne çabucak aşık oldun
hadi gidip konuşsana salak!
teklif kabul edilince
sevincinden uçtu bizim salak!
olacaklardan habersiz
nasıl da mutluydu bizim salak!
saaaa
salak!
saaaa
salak!
>>51834359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc
>>51834446
such a qt :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEVFQnIEE0
last one.
>>51834359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQBfJwYlLY
>>51834521
Turk you don't have to listen to all that psychedelia
>>51834791
Should i listen stuff like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9No8kVSXqQ
>>51835118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJR6yUulro
You can listen to whatever
But we can listen to our ancestoral marches also
>>51835118
turk do you live?
stop posting gay ass anime
>>51835603
what
>>51835545
I liv hiur.
>>51835664
fight me
>>51827002
>loses entire 9th Legion to savages in the north unexpectedly
>builds wall and prays to Zeus that the hordes don't come south
>"Y-you can't n-nonplus the Hadrianus!"
>>51836883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJR6yUulro
>you will never be fluent in 3-5 languages from different families
>>51837422
>you will
>but you will be bound by us citizenship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJqLAleEnKw
>>51837590
what's wrong with us citizenship?
Turk I am sorry for bullying you
>>51837694
Don't be
t*rks are roaches
>>51837671
You cannot renounce it ever, if you stop paying taxes they will come after you
>>51837725
Turk is my friend and you are mean
>>51837737
why the heck would i renounce citizenship in the greatest country ever to exist?
>>51837772
t*rks aren't friends
they'll lie to you face and say they're your friend but they'll stab you in back at the first opportunity
>>51837845
I'll stab you in the front
>>51837952
At least that would be an honest fight, unlike what you would get from a cockroach
>>51837845
>>51837725
turkey is a NATO member and an important ally in the ongoing war on terror. educate yourself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey%E2%80%93United_States_relations#Current_relations
>>51838021
Nice try memhet
>>51838004
Stop meming
>>51838078
Its not a meme
>>51838072
>implying turk gives a fuck about that
You are mean
>cat starts scratching at the door while I'm showering this morning
>get out and let him in so he can use the toilet
>finish shower, get out agian
>cat is in the sink, just chillin' there
>half-sleep, not paying attention
>turn sink on full blast
>cat just lays in the sink, meowing loudly
>MERROWWWWW
>wtf.png
>realize what's happening, turn water off
>wet cat just sitting there, looking pissed
>get him out of the sink, towel him off
>give him wet food as an apology
>still confused
>>51838127
And you are an isis sympathizer
