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i am severely depressed, please kill me edition
>>51812667
bully me
First(maybe)
doing a roo 2bh lads
>>51812667
>i am severely depressed, please kill me edition
dicklicki being upfront and honest edition
having an anzac biscuit
good edition edition
pipe it up edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g2KKGgK-0w
>>51812667
do it yourself, I'm too depressed
Hello. Brazil belongs in this thread. At least I do, because I too am severely depressed and would be pleased by any of you killing me.
I have a question for you lads.
Would you prefer not having a monarchy at all, or do you like the tradition and shit?
just got back from my holiday in Munich lads.
top fun. involved prostitutes and 4am dodgy cocaine deals.
but the city has a massive homeless problem. beggars everywhere.
alri
hahahaahhhahahahahaha I just heard a jood joke
>>51812667
iktf
>be 29
>no gf
>no friends
>dead end job
>live at home
>/brit/ is my main place for socialising
>>51812667
>>51812948
>>51812952
>>51812991
/brit/ jonestown 2: electric boogaloo when
>>51812980
went to munich in august and bought some rando pills in a park at 2am
ended up at harry klein vibin out until 7am
amazing fun desu
>>51813005
>tfw don't understand that reference
>>51812990
what was it
>>51813041
Not telling
Don't understand why people at Uni don't like me. I haven't done them any harm.
>>51812991
me in 7 years hahahahahahahh x
>>51813059
Fucking tell it you cunt
>>51813065
same reason no one liked you in school lad
lol @ white men getting depressed
Can't even handle life on easy mode kek
>>51813037
read up, it's a pretty interesting story
mass-suicides, gunfights and shit
Who /normiewithgfandlotsoffriends/ here?
>>51813065
normies la
>>51812991
literally me except i've been unemployed for a month lmao
>>51813065
youre not entitled to be liked just because you dont harm anyone you fucking melt, how actually try and be a likeable person
>>51813037
how do you not know jonestown
jenna
>>51812716
>TFW people dont even bother to bully me anymore...
>>51813037
He wants us all to commit mass suicide, I think is what he's suggesting.
>>51813104
Not true, I was pretty well liked at school. My only mates are the ones from my hometown.
I have literally 0 (zero) mates at Uni.
Had a dream where I was vaporized in some nuclear explosion of some sort, kinda looked like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvrw98MAOw
was p cool
10/10 would experience again
This actually happened months ago but I just thought you lot should know
>>51813101
Make me Tbh
>>51813145
>wants
wew don't want you to do anything
>>51813119
Haven't read a book since I was 15, only did that because I had to for English coursework and I didn't read all of it.
>>51813041
>>51813101
That guy's being a knob, so I'll tell you one I heard the other day:
>Man checks into a hotel and enquires with the receptionist about the TV in his room
>Man: I hope the porn's disabled
>Receptionist: No, it's normal you sick bastard
been eating clean since september and literally just snapped and ate a galaxy chocolate bar, bag of nik naks and a fuck load of pringles hahahaha what am i like x
>>51813144
looks like I will have to bully myself to death
>>51813201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
its not a book lid
>>51813201
you don't have to have read some obscure 8th century buddhist scroll to know of jonestown
Used to watch Monk when I was a kid and thought it was amazing how autistic that guy was but now I feel his pain
>>51813223
enjoy your relapse lol
>>51813203
lol
What's your Reddit username lads?
>>51813231
Good lad
>>51813203
>my mum accused me of treating her like a cunt
>didn't know what to say
>stuck two fingers in her mouth and licked her between the eyebrows
>>51813297
dormers
>>51813201
it's literally where the phase "don't drink the kool aid" comes from
>>51813279
classy
>>51813231
>>51813144
>>51812716
Tfw we are not even the samefag
>>51813297
Lassann
>>51813297
jamesrustler21
>>51813327
tfw they probably think we are
>>51813279
You best have a link to that vid
>>51813319
My only experience of kool aid is a single joke on Family Guy
>>51813297
absurdmaverick
fuck everyone in this thread
>>51813297
tomutwit
>>51813297
Aalewis
>>51813297
420smokestreesronpaul
>>51813388
Tfw double dubs.
>>51813297
steerpike_84
>>51813303
>The other day I found out that the girl I thought was my daughter isn't actually my daughter.
>Oh well, every cloud and all that. At least it's not incest anymore.
>>51813297
https://www.reddit.com/user/190cmMasterRace
<american'ts
try to live in russia first then complain you all mustdie
>>51812667
dear brother you have been possessed by a jinn. quran is more stronger and far more powerful cure than memes and banter, the prophets confirm this and allah in the quran too. quran burns the jinns, i've seen it and witnessed it and feel it. allah is my hakim, my medicine is quran. its working but jinns are very stubborn.
your depression is not a spiritual disorder. its really possession and not spiritual. its the unseen world allah mentions in the quran. we therefore must believe and follow the quran and what allah warns us about. you think its a good idea to go to kill yourself, quran teaches that only allah is allowed to take your life, but you however may offer it as a sacrifice to him.
>>51813327
Now I can't even find comfort online without being mocked. I'm literally hopeless. This fucking Alberto Barbosa meme is taking its toll on me. I'm feeling really really humilliated and depressed. I wish I was lying.
>>51813473
where did it come from?
>>51813223
Don't feel too bad. Even The Rock pigs out on a cheat day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w6bOOq--AU
>>51813467
fuck off
>>51813473
I don't really get it desu
>>51813418
wow it is my first time being blessed by such a thing
>>51813455
bit of t cut
jobs a good'b
you know i got bants, boy
and it's in my pants, boy
wow what a great audience
>>51813297
LGBTLibrarian
>>51813533
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
>>51813473
You can comfort yourself with me Alberto
at what age are girls the horniest?
>>51813473
hahahaha she'll be right alberto barbosa
>>51813591
Paleozoic
>>51813297
got shadowbanned for bullying the mods
>>51813591
12-39
>>51813498
>>51813510
I have no Idea!
It makes no fucking sense!
I dont know any Alberto Barbosa.
Alberto and Barbosa are not even commun Portuguese names!
And the "t." Wtf is the "t."?
There has never been anyone called "t." Anything!
made a dinner
some fried shrimp
spinach salad with feta cheese
and blackberries
>paid £7 an hour
>Underground journey is £6.20 for a round trip.
why is this allowed?
>>51813667
jump it lad
>>51813649
haha this was a nice post
>>51813667
Just earn more
>>51813667
As long as you work more than one hour shifts it's fine
>>51813649
might kill myself over this meme desu senpai
>>51813649
t. alberto barbosa
fucksake lads literally can't sleep because I keep needing to pee
>>51813667
why are dogs so based
mine literally makes me laugh every day
>>51813629
t. Alshrimponthe Barbierosa
>>51813297
I'm disgusted there are people answering this non-ironically.
>>51813659
>calling prawns shrimp
>>51813746
I mean, come on.
>>51813723
>based
They're making a film outside lads.
got £8000 saved lads
might quit my job and go travelling
>>51813757
love this guy's face
>>51813761
i thought they did it the other way
>>51813649
>And the "t." Wtf is the "t."?
>There has never been anyone called "t." Anything!
>>51813757
prawns and shrimp are different things you slobbering mongrel
>>51813791
MILLIONAIRES OUT
>>51813746
Same Tbh I thought people were gonna joke about it.
>>51813297
https://www.reddit.com/user/hashtagyoloswaggang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkG4ibrM0E
got curry fever for paki girls but i want white kids aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>51813816
8 grand is fuck all
we really comfy out here senpai
DAN
Goodbye, lads.
>>>/qa/372401
>>>/qa/372401
>>>/qa/372401
>>>/qa/372401
It's been fun.
>prawns and shrimp are different things you slobbering mongrel
hi
>>51813873
Imagine if this was real desu. Imagine having such a low bantre threshhold.
>>51813856
to a millionaire
AAAHHHHH HHOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
>>51813893
need some meme rap lad
>>51813932
state your name cuz
https://youtu.be/9k8R2kxgfM4?t=402
me in my BTEC class 6:50 on the far right
>>51813555
Wait, for reals?
>>51813857
>that dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAxtwH0LGo
>>51813857
why did it explode lol
takbir brothers
>>51813957
Rasheed ibn Rasheed
Reminder that this is going to be illegal in Europe soon
>>51813974
No that guy is a fucking faggot and I hate him.
everything the light touches is our kingdom
>>51813860
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSEEEEEEEMWAAANYAAAAAA
>>51813924
choon
>>51813951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MzSnQgcg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8
>>51814031
It's past midnight m80
https://youtu.be/ihyQf8mww3o
t. Alberto Balsam
What do you when you can't sleep?
>>51814058
Choon>>5
>>51814058
choon
willies out lads
gimme something to watch on amazon prime QUICK lads
Happy easter lads
If I work from 18:30 to 22:45, do I only get paid for 4 hours, or do they have to pay me for the quarter hour as well?
>>51814031
my name is light an am touchin yer maw's fanny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>51814012
>>51814017
#YouAin'tNoMuslimBruv
>>51814093
Dunno what's on Amazon prime
>>51814079
wank
>>51814117
I horrifcally betrayed 1400 children, mate.
>>51814128
Already done that
>tfw wished looked like Max George
>tfw realised he's only 5'6
hahah have that you cunt
>>51814114
P cool dog.
What is the best, comfiest region of England?
I googled "comfy England" for a picture to illustrate my post but for some reason all I found was a bunch of pictures of shoes, so if anyone can answer what's up with that I'd appreciate it too
gf just sent me this *banterhand*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo
>Britain no longer a Christian country, and it’s time to rid public life of Anglicanism, panel says
It says the decline of church-going and the rise of Islam and other beliefs mean a “new settlement” is needed for religion in the U.K., giving more official influence to non-religious voices and those of non-Christian faiths
The Commission on Religion and Belief in Public Life document says:
• Faith schools are “socially divisive” and the selection of children on the basis of their beliefs should be phased out
• The number of Church of England bishops in the Lords should be replaced with imams, rabbis and other non-other non-Christian clerics as well as evangelical pastors
• Acts of worship in school assemblies need to be be abolished and replaced with a “time for reflection”
• The coronation service for the next monarch ought to be overhauled to include other faiths
Thoughts?
>>51813990
i don't distinguish days from each other anymore, they're all the same to me
>>51814093
what about the nazi america thing
>>51814139
But you can avenge them by correcting your past mistakes, anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
Reminder that adults who regularly watch disney films are manchildren
>>51814181
I have none
>>51814181
It's the future they chose
>>51814181
fuck muzzies
>>51814153
yeah i'll abide by that being a cool dog too
how about this dog?
>>51814181
Not much desu, worrying about a few things as usual. Was considering a wank.
>>51814079
Close your eyes and count sheep
>>51814166
D E V O N
E
V
O
N
>>51814199
what if they're forced to watch them with their kids, dickhead
>>51814199
It's mostly women who do that desu
>>51814228
He may have a better change fighting the emus than your army did.
>>51814166
i grew up in rural lancashire and its pretty much like the comfy "merry old england" people expect
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/30290335/a-message-of-threat-muslim-man-finds-pigs-head-dumped-in-australian-universitys-mosque-toilet/
>squatting toilets
>western sydney
>pigs head
>prayer room
literally lmaoing
>>51814166
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>51814228
Something not quite right here, but I don't know enough about dogs to be certain.
>>51814253
then they are normie twats and they should fuck off
>>51814247
Doesn't really worjk desu
>>51814199
fuck off cunt
>>51814166
Camberwick Green
>>51814271
unlikely since we'd disarm him first as guns are a big no-no
>>51814298
western sydney cruisin' in my shitbox
>>51814306
he said england you fat taffy cunt
>>51814199
I only watch them with my wife's son desu
>>51814166
lake district, particularly ambleside
>>51814028
Ah, I recognized the name. I'm completely neutral on him. There are far worse circlebroke shitposters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
absolute fukin tune
CHAT
who /brisbane/ here
>>51814181
the funny thing is there are people who seriously suggest this
and they aren't muslims
lmao lisickis unironically welsh
literally would rather be anything else in the british isles, english, scottish, irish.
https://youtu.be/94lfeK2tkjQ
How should I tell a guy I'm transgender lads?
>>51814328
In all honesty, farmes still can have shotguns right?
And some ppl can possess rifles?
I remember watching a video of a crazy australian that was making a living recording himself killing stray dogs. But the dogs had a weird wolf life appearance.
Dont @ me dickheads
>>51814365
Fuck off lefty nampy bampy
poo poo
>>51814393
yeah we can my grandparents got guns on their farm
>51814403
OK then
>>51814386
>Hi, my name is Paula, but I was born Muhamed Bin A-Kekandy
I'm as serious as cancer when I say [...]
What do I say, lads?
>>51814386
coventry
bum
>>51814384
Fuck off you ain't no Muslim bruv
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute
>>51814422
>t. Rajit
>>51814457
Give us some pasta, lad, please.
>>51814375
>that quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCk6fSQ21rY
classic
>>51813297
https://www.reddit.com/user/ruizscar
having a good time
>tfw Sallad the swede doesn't come by daily to remind us of the advantages of korean women
Feeling really sad again lads
>>51814384
he's not even one of the welsh people who get to live in a comfy countryside town or village and speak their own language either, he has to live in a fucking shithole like swansea
>>51814386
>if the guy is really nice, lead him on and tell him after the first date you're transgender
lmao
raising a riot
>>51814544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
cheer yourself up with a message of hope
the wanted are really an underrated boyband
>>51814544
how come
forgot how brilliant lion king is lads
>>51814574
Wanting to look like max george is a bit weird though, m8
which are worse
pakis or indians
>>51814602
i just really want a buzzcut 2bh
not brave enough though
>tfw he's only 5'6
>>51814457
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute
wow all the alternatives are abysmal
you lads like my new tattoo?
posting the correct version of this in case any of you lads got it saved!!
virgin media are upgrading my connection to 200mb this month
i'm pretty happy about that 2bqh
>>51814691
no desu
>>51814697
Nice one lad. I'm sure it wasn't just me sweating over it!!!
>>51814639
>i just really want a buzzcut 2bh
>
>not brave enough though
You think you can pull it off though? Just go for it, lad.
could i bring up battering grindr using benders as an example of geolocation services bring up privacy and potential abuses
>>51814575
Idk
I spent all weekend studying and I remembered a bad memory from when I was 12 and now I'm sad
I was feeling really good on Saturday as well :/
>>51814781
yes or just setting your preferences to gay on tinder
>>51814697
What was wrong with the original?
>>51814802
yeah
but i don't want the marker to think im bent or something innit
>>51814639
>tfw going to have to go to Boot camp soon and idk how I will look with a buzz cut
usually when I cut my hair short I go for the sort of Roman look
>>51814826
true
this for an assignment or something bruv?
>>51814781
Yeah, I guess. Wonder if it happens at all desu.
Bit lonely, desu.
>>51814776
i think i'll not go for it thinking about it lol
>>51814859
read some benders post on facey b about how we got cat fished then when he went to meet up with the guy from grindr he spat on him, beat him up, then threw him out of the car
i reckon he just couldn't chin the banter but im a bit conservative
>>51814869
Fair enough. How do you have your hair at the moment?
*Shows you the clock he made*
https://youtu.be/AtO_OqwgVNk
How do I hide my penis lads?
>>51814852
just revision for exams
there are other things i could bring up, the only reason i bring it up is i don't want the marker to think im bent
>>51814913
Cool clock, Maaka.
>>51814913
Cool clock, Ahmed
>>51814847
hair I literally have no clue what girls like.
everything else they love manly but hair can be gay as fuck?
idk
>>51814900
doxable info 2bh la'
>>51814981
do you have to put your name on it? sounds fine mate i wouldn't worry about what some doctoral student thinks
>>51814859
i know for a fact that they had to change the app to give less precise distances because people were using it to find out where benders live and fuck them up
read it online, im not gay
>>51814899
Do you know if it actually happened? I feel like people who do that could be identified desu, especially with the car.
>>51814913
*appropriates your culture*
>>51815000
>hair I literally have no clue what girls like.
"girls" don't give a shit so long as its stylish and clean looking
but desu my hair is usually long and a bit messy and its never been a problem, if anything they like how full and wavy it is.
also fashion will never get you laid alone, if anything its a bit queer.
>>51815070
it was one of those huge facebook tangents so i assumed it happened
>>51814815
One of the images was overlapping an image it was supposed to be under.
>>51815000
As long as it's clean, lad.
Had an amazing wank, cum just fucking erupted everywhere, I literally laid back and went "mmm" after I was done.
Not gonna have one that good for a while I don't think.
good morning my nemeses
>>51815008
yes
my lecturer even mentioned the app one time when talking about geolocational services so i guess it's socially acceptable to acknowledge its existence and know what it is? idk
>>51814981
I mean, if there are reported cases of that sort of thing happening then you have a precedent for talking about it without it being from personal experience or anything.
https://youtu.be/8zIDiHXvhOY
Me on the left
just almost cried when simbas dad died haha what am i like x
anyone else here used to go to school drunk?
>>51815133
You're not france...
marina
a
r
i
n
a
>>51815093
>so long as its stylish
literally what is stylish?
>>51815117
ok gonna go for a reverse mohawk then
>>51815094
Eh, there was that fiasco with the breast-feeding woman in primark that was absolute bollocks. Made the mistake of associating with LGBT society folks at uni, they exaggerated shit all the time, cictim complex ego trip or something.
>>51815188
LONG LIVE THE KING
>>51815191
I snuck off from sports day once to drink vodka with this cute black girl and I snogged her in the forest, was quite nice desu
Really fucking hate this bitch tbqh
Hope her brakes fail
>>51815228
There will be girls who are into that.
>>51815191
Only in sixth form
Cheeky bit of vodka and a spliff when you're on a free lesson lad
>>51815184
me on the right
>>51815253
rude
Can't decide if I like shoegaze or not
Recommend me some good shoegaze bands lad
>>51815133
I N G E R L A N D
5 - 1 EVEN HESKEY SCORED
>>51815280
Is this serious
>>51815280
>likes: hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts
>dislikes: life
this kid gets it
>>51815334
Probably not
>>51815300
mazzy star
Hope Sandoval & The Warm Iventions
cocteau Twins
>>51815300
The White Stripes
>>51815228
>literally what is stylish?
anything that doesn't look dorky on you, not necessarily the most popular meme haircut.
do you have no sense of the esthète?
>>51815334
First week on 4chan?
>>51815300
the raveonettes
>>51815253
why do you "hate" this celebrity singer whom you've never even seen?
>>51815358
>do you have no sense of the esthète?
>>51815239
what in the fuck why would you just watch and then walk off?
>Working like a dog for four weeks
>Only 900 in the bank
JUST
>>51815300
Lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iedz_x6Hlhw
>>51815388
>Brazil
>>51815154
mate stop over thinking it its fine
man foot roll bal
Jesus Christ lads
Trump has gone full Hitler mode... literally said muslims are an enemy and they should go back home if they're in America
>>51815300
lush
slowdive
the jesus and mary chain
my bloody valentine
ride
still corners
mojave 3
beach house
>>51815300
blackout crew
>>51815364
>I have an encyclopedic knowledge of memes and gimmicks, honed over years of time wasted on the same forum, saving them, analysing them and re-posting them.
>>51815427
#BuzzFed
>I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of memes and gimmicks, honed over years of time wasted on the same forum, saving them, analysing them and re-posting them.
>>51815428
beach house isn't shoegaze senpai it's dreampop
>>51815239
what the fuck is going on here?
>>51815427
Kek, it's funny but he's never going to get elected saying shit like that though.
>>51815431
Lad it's posted literally 1000 times a day on every board. It's a classic meme
>>51815455
those two genres have a lot of similarities anwyay
making my peace
What are some meme band-names, lads?
>>51815479
sorry dutchfriend but i'll have to disagree with you on that one 2bh
>>51815457
she is kill
>>51815451
>>I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of memes and gimmicks, honed over years of time wasted on the same forum, saving them, analysing them and re-posting them.
I am a broken man lads
Nice one for the recommendations lads
I'd give you all (you)s but I'm too lazy to click all your posts waheey haha
>>51815228
Just go to a proper stylist and get them to sort it, get a cut off them a few times figure out what you like then go back to a pleb barbers and just get the same cut you liked with them. I personally have a 2 and a half fading into a two on the side, and whatever length trimmed on top. End of term so money so at the moment it's quite long and I don't put anything in it and just push it back into a quiff, but when it's shorter I can use clay to mold it over into a hitler youth look, keep it with gel as a quiff or just leave it messy for a messy look. it's just something you gotta figure out yourself
>>51815498
ok /mu/
What is it with sonic and autism
>>51815481
Unironically the best comic series I have ever read
I don't read comics but still
>>51815499
how did she fall though? why was she hanging off the edge?
*deepthroats your cock*
*swallows your cum*
nothin personnel kid
>>51815457
her spine was liquefied
>>51815385
Her shit voice is projected into every public space in waves at least once a year. It cannot realistically be escaped and is used only to repeatedly project the same inane whining. Absolute worst "artist" to date imho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM
How can anyone take this bitch seriously?
http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Fanon_Wiki
Search your name (or someone else's if you don't want to dox yourself) and bring back your original character donut steel.
>>51815532
>Relationship between Sonic hedgehog protein, brain-derived neurotrophic factor and oxidative stress in autism spectrum disorders.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21984201
>>51815537
>nothin personnel kid
I thought we had something special.
>>51815511
well I've got a right good and proper fookin choon for you then ladm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzdWxh-IH4
>>51815457
In the video you hear her spine shatter
She didn't make it, obviously
>>51815533
idk where to find it anymore honestly
apparently its still being updated
>>51815532
saw some obviously older lad in a sonic shirt at my work with his mum literally screaming at the top of his lungs and borderline crying because she wouldn't buy him a PS4 on Black Friday.
pooed on myself
>>51815590
bad boy
*wipes your bum*
>>51815494
Free Beer
>>51815543
I think she's sexy in an artificial way and its a fact that you never actually have to listen to her music if you don't choose to, or attend events where it would be playing
>>51815534
she was a mentalist trying to top herself
>>51815545
http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Benjamin_the_Warrior
solid
>>51815494
anal cunt
>RAF destroy key isis targets with precision strikes
>nothing
>Russia saturation bombs a city and kills 20 civilians and 3 terrorists out for a morning jog
>/pol/ applauds
>>51815388
They aren't exactly Spider man lad, what else are they going to do?
>>51815642
yeah but precision striking costs a shit load more
i'd rather some mudslimes died if it costed our country less
>>51815642
>RAF destroy key isis targets with precision strikes
>lefties scream bloody murder and Rasheeds plot their revenge attacks
>>51815642
>wanting approval when numerous other countries have been precision striking ISIS for more than a year
>>51815668
we have the exact same style of signs here 2bh same font and everything
lads i'm fucking sick of these faggish psychometric and numerical/verbal tests (graduate applications, am ChemE) . I've already fucked up two of them by presumably not being enough of a bootlicker. I always put that I'm a good teamworker, am innovative, creative and will do what i'm told like a good little boy. the numerical tests are a piece of piss and i'm extremely eloquent for an engineer so it's not the verbal tests either. what the FUCK am i doing wrong?
christ, i've got experience coming out of my fucking nose, if i could get past these sodding tests i'll be fine. is it because i'm not a paki?
>>51815427
Once more America is going to save the world from an evil menace.
>>51815693
u r a looser
>>51815693
literally no idea what you're going on about
>>51815300
also good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlPAxowzYTQ
>>51815689
Russia only started a few months ago and /pol/ acts like it's the best thing since sliced bread
>>51815621
I don't even think she's attractive desu. Maybe it's the plastic face, the fake ass, or the ridiculous clothes. Maybe it's her shit attitude towards other musicians. Maybe it's the fact that I'd be willing to bet she's been railed out by half the US at this point.
As for not being able to escape her music, it's all over the radio, it's coming out of cars in traffic, it's being played in stores, it's being played at parties. If I attempt to go about my normal business on any given day I'd give myself about a 30% chance of inadvertently being exposed to her bullshit in one way or another.
Really hope she dies soon, and I don't wish that upon many people.
>>51815693
>always put that I'm a good teamworker, am innovative, creative and will do what i'm told like a good little boy.
that's literally every application.
say you're willing to do what it takes to succeed both individually and in a team setting or something like that.
I need an excuse to post this
suggestions?
>>51815689
That is because you are south Britain.
was really enjoying lion king but got to the "can you feel the love tonight" and its just making me tfw no gf ffs lads
>>51815798
bit gay
>>51815798
you just did haha
>phone buzzes
>it's not my oneitis messaging me
>the fleeting moment of hope was enjoyable though, even if the realisation stung
>>51815798
No clue but I like it
>>51815668
i'm talking about the people on the ground, as in they watch her fall and then walk off, they don't check her vital signs or ring anyone, they just look for a minute and then walk off as if its just an ordinary occurrence that gets your attention for a second and not someone falling to their death
>>51815781
well these are multiple choice tests so i can't elaborate on anything. i legitimately don't have a clue where i'm going wrong.
>>51815736
s-stop ;_;
>>51815827
iktf m8
Does "Netflix and chill ;)" literally mean 'I want to fuck you'?!?! pls respond wuick
>>51815777
>Really hope she dies soon, and I don't wish that upon many people.
>>51815693
Hate grad scheme applications desu
>tfw not enough of a sycophant, or a manipulative bastard to get past evaluation days.
>>51815827
>phone buzzes
>gmail can't login for some reason
>>51815827
>oneitis
>>51815862
i dont really know what netflix is; is it like primewire or something but you pay for it
>>51815777
oh boy
boo hoo
Triton of the minnows here
Only truly not sad when im engaged in one of my escapes. ahahahah lads im living the life.
>>51815798
rename it 'fat pepe with boner kidnapping fuckboi wojack with other pepe pointing gun at them symbolising western relationships with saudi arabi and oil' that will be a laugh haha
>>51815862
yes, do it
>>51815872
friendly reminder a oneitus is not someone you have contact with.
a oneitus is totally different, he stole the term off me when i started posting it in here, the fucking normie cunt
>>51815773
Because the bear cares not for collateral damage or the tears of leftist faggots so they are doing more in a few months than the others have been doing for years.
The RAF spends £100,000 to destroy used pickup trucks
>>51815845
are you getting eliminated in the paper stages?
just look up similar testing online and see what the best answers are then.
>>51815862
it does, especially with the winky face. put on something irrelevant but kidna funny like brooklyn 99 and chokefuck the shit out of her/him/it
>>51815773
yeah but russia has ruthless ROEs
>>51815910
Are we doing that classic >reply to the wrong post meme again?
>i dont really know what netflix is
>>51815842
You mean like everyone around when Lee Rigby got his head hacked off by mudshits?
>he didn't play sonic heroes on his ps2
>>51815927
2, 3, 1, 4, 5
>>51815869
>>51815970
i literally cannot wait for the day you get bored of this absolutely shit gimmick
>>51815912
>not even spelling it correctly
literally kill yourself, smelly virgin scum
>>51815970
Is that John Green!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS-Zhz31CA
Really wish this played randomly during normal events throughout my day lads.
>>51815991
>he didn't play Neopets on his PS2
>>51815842
bystander effect
>>51816017
both me
>>51816057
Imagine all the starving nintendogs out there today
>>51816070
>>51816070
>>51816070
new thread guys
>>51815988
i'm guessing that might of been because there was someone there who might have done something to intimidate them
remember who you are
>>51815969
Pakis are so hilariously autistic.
>>51816028
used to love quavers when i was kid but now i think they're absolutely rank. the nasty aftertaste lingers for hours
>>51816088
The PS2 Neopets game is completely different than what you're thinking of
It was like Zelda but with furries
>>51815991
>He didn't play The adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog on his Sega Master system
>>51816017
>i literally cannot wait for the day you get bored of this absolutely shit gimmick
>>51815910
>>51815919
>>51815952
very good lads. locked it down. it was totally out of the blue, nothing but casual talk before. didnt want to jump in if I wasnt sure.
Considering staying up for another 24 hours or so desu
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