please awaken me from this unending nightmare edition
remember who you are x
Learn to play this on the kazoo and she'll be yours, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueB7j4ZGrM
High speed DUI pursuit lads
Shit's crazy desu
>he didn't play Runescape on his Atari 2600
noboooooooody knows
the trouble I've scene
ISIS AND IRA
COMRADES IN ARMS
lion kings really emotional lads and proper helping me with what im going through right now x
>>51816149
Where at?
>Russian airforce
>>51816070
let go and give in to your rage
don't be stupid about it though
>>51816221
CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOVE TONIIIIIIIGHT
excema is bleeding lads
>>51816227
South LA
They're bringing in an armored car now
Shit's going down
>>51816245
that bit was actually the worst bit because it intensified tfw no gf but the bit after that when the monkey tells him "you can run from your past or learn from it" really helped x
>>51816245
>>51816221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPlJIYE1lS0
>he didn't play sonic battle on the GBA
>>51816189
Imagine if someone like Vlad the Impaler was aorund in the current era. He'd fucking waste all these muzzies without a second thought.
We're all a bunch of soft cunts these days.
I want /brit/'s opinion on my christmas sweater.
>>51815910
>>51815919
>>51815952
very good lads. locked it down. it was totally out of the blue, nothing but casual talk before. didnt want to jump in if I wasnt sure
>>51816269
Related to shooting?
>>51816329
beautiful
tired
>>51816329
CMETANA
>>51816329
I LOVE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
bit gutted that i was born in a time where killing pakis isnt a core part of the human experience any more
>>51816269
Any chance you have a stream?
>tfw my dick is 14 cm
>>51816397
FONT
>>51816329
>sweater
Fuck off yank.
>>51816343
Naw
Just a drunk dumb shit
>>51816342
Good luck!
>>51816356
is this one of them povvo memes?
>>51816329
CU-RAZY AHAHA
I LOVE CATS AND TOTALLY RANDUM THINGS lolxDDD
>>51816419
kot
>>51816391
Try abc7.com
>>51816402
TYPEFACE
>>51816374
what other time could it have possibly existed in? pakistan is hardly 70 years old
>he didn't play the shadow the hedgehog on his original xbox
>>51816468
pakis = any muslim you fucking retard
>>51816432
a leaf
>>51816489
#YOU
>>51816374
m8 during the Empire, the UK gave Indian Muslims preferential treatment and basically allowed them to live as they had been before, even converting themselves and taking paki wives.
>>51816497
no that is wrong
>>51816489
good meme
Are Londoners girls cute?
>>51816530
Rasheed
No. You are trapped here forever.
Even death is no escape.
>>51816417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9kSRBprPdE&index=13
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
Have a burning desire to get in my car and pin the speedo again lads.
Should wait until traffic is off the road.
>>51816342
gonna be dissapointed if she doesnt get a good chokefucking lad tbfqh
This party really fucking died, jeez louise
communism
>>51816802
words
>>51816791
BACK OFF ILL TAKE YOU ON!!
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3J6CyeFUds
>>51816791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5XortYI9cw
>>51816812
please be gentle
islamic gommunism
im saucin im saucin im saucin im saucin on you
wish i was italian american so i could become a MADE MAN
doing a poo
communism is a political affiliation of peace!
>>51816844
AFTER THE FALL
WE'LL SHAKE IT UP!
SHOW ME THE WAY!
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE!
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHuuBZgif0
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
>he thinks songs with no lyrics can mean anything
lol try again
>>51816960
song reminds me of being a happy 13 year old
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
quite impotant
>>51816992
The smell really turns me off posh wanking tbqh
>>51816914
I'll make you a man bruv
Sorry lads, I get really baked after work and get really '00s alternative-y.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrUFeUYycFs&index=17&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw
Heres something for your afternoon tea.
>>51816914
*shoots you in the head*
>>51816988
>he was happy as a 13 year old
no right to complain m8 youve had a sick life
>>51816992
posh wanking is pathetic and doesn't feel as good as regular wanking lad
Go to sleep America
We have everything under control
*bare skullstep riddim*
reminder that a lot of the issues right now in the middle east could be remedied by re-arranging the borders
and the USA is doing just that.
>>51817025
i like to imagine thats what sex smells like
...Anonymous
12/08/15(Tue)01:43:25 No.51816924
Don't mean to sound like a snob from /mu/ but I literally hate mainstream music, literally 99% of the songs on the radio are about being in da club with tha squad trying to shag some slag. I don't know what point I'm trying to make here, it just seems like popular music these days is more about image and popularity than it is about the actual music, like Justin Bieber and One Direction and "artists" like them only receive as much attention that they do because they're very attractive, not because they make good music. Proper shameful reflection on our society I think desu lads.
>>51816988
i can make u feel 13 again bbz ;) xx hun
>>51817075
You smell the girl (especially her hair) a lot more than the latex
>>51817079
100% exactly right desu
I unironically wholeheartedly agree
>>51817096
Tyler Durden pls
>>51817101
FONT
bought a bottle of Havanna Club this morning on my booze run because it was cheap even though I only wanted to buy beer.
>Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
>>51816533
I only went there for a day last week but saw fucking thousands of qts (and literally everyone at the show I went to was cute)
made me depressed to go home 2bh
>>51816615
these look like irish girls
>>51817143
What time is ir in your neck of the woods?
>>51817182
8:51
not drinking time yet
>>51817101
>especially her hair
that's sweet
>>51817159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc
I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
>>51817192
Well enjoy it when the time comes.
>>51817194
Don't waste your condoms on posh wanks lad
>>51817159
>Brits don't deserve liberty or safety
sounds about right
need to wipe this laptop before i go to bed lads because im selling it tomorrow feel like im giving it a funeral hahaha what am i like x
>waiting in line to get lunch and this Asian woman in front of me with a nice butt was wearing really tight leather pants + heels
>>51817243
you are a silly sausage
>>51817228
>waste
>>51817259
can a Brit please vocaroo this.
>>51817244
fuck off race traitor
>>51817287
>his flag
>implying
>>51817244
>feeling the need to post on 4chan about the time you looked at a girls bum
what a miserable and pathetic existence
Got a pear flan from a french bakery to take into work tomorrow lads. It looks good
>>51817228
tbf i have one extra large and one chocolate (they were being given at uni) both with expiry date of jan 2016 so they're almost worthless
not going to have a posh wank though as the poll says no and i remember it being disappointing last time anyway
https://youtu.be/onzL0EM1pKY
Choon
hell to the naw naw to the naw naw naw
>>51817213
good choon that
>>51817309
don't be so melodramatic
>>51817213
nice lad
>>51817311
got ur nan's flan(ge) for brunch
having a play
>>51817331
me when the ex oneitis finally comes crawling back
>>51817372
baba booey
>>51817353
fight me irl
>tfw chronic fatigue problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVGSxGO7QM
Bit of a cheeky underground choon for you here lads x
>>51817376
by "ex oneitis" do you mean she used to be your oneitis or that she's your ex-gf who was also at one time your oneitis?
>>51817413
more like chronic fatty gay problems wahey
>China only phased out the 1 child policy this year
Amazing
>>51817435
nah i mean she was my oneitis but not any more because i got over her she was never my gf did fuck her tho
>>51817096
can i touch your butt?
>>51817413
work out then chubber
go for a run to get your heart going
>>51817371
Rude
im saucin im saucin im saucin on you
>I post on /brit/
does the "one" in "oneitus" refer to "the one" as in the girl you believe to be your perfect match or as in "the one girl you really like at the time"?
she just jock me cuz my gear
Thought this would make me happy.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
Then I remember this...
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Latinos-set-to-surpass-whites-in-California-in-5146876.php
Kill me....
>>51817527
it refers to a juvenile crush on a girl who is unaware you exist because you never do anything.
>>51817213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MDOKVSN_YM
better choon desu
>>51817553
i do not think so
>>51817527
>the girl you think is your perfect match
>the girl you really like at the time
They're one in the same senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
tune
she said she got some issues and she thought i was gon listen
>>51817581
not really
i havent seen "the one" for 3 years but in that time i have had a few crushes
Business idea: some sort of apolocolyptic film based in chinas ghost cities
>>51817462
>did fuck her tho
kill yourself normie scum
>>51817624
>apolocolyptic
>all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you
What did he mean by this
>>51817624
Free running zombie apocalypse movie based in China's ghost cities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o
absolute banger lads
>>51817624
t. ideas guy
>fuck kevin durant
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>51817564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5PrIQYuRo
CORPSES ALL HANG HEADLESS AND LIMP
BODIES with NO SURPRISES
and the blood drains down like the devil's rain
we'll bathe tonight
>>51817669
Cheryl best girl
>>51817624
wish they'd give me a house desu
>>51817605
where do I recognize this from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yucD1UwYQ1g
what say you lads? good beat with interesting red pill overtones methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
>not bringing your jukebox money
>>51817734
>methinks.
business idea: all JFs go to the threads designated for them in /brit/ so canada to /cum/ etc etc
>>51817287
my dick doesn't discriminate desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBOxp32evmU
Nice liquid choon
hey boys
>>51817798
>You'd fuck Lisicki
>>51817798
I didn't give you permission to reply to that post on my behalf
>>51817770
Once played this repeatedly at a diner until the waitress unplugged the jukebox
Going to bed
Hope I don't wake up x
business idea: fuck lisicki in his arse sans lube
>>51817834
i mean based on race it clearly discriminates based on looks desu
>>51817859
gl x
>>51817852
Very good.
Does anybody else have any more songs about being a beta faggot? I've decided to embrace the fact I'm a loser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LL6KAACYdc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsiRWQ9eHU
>>51817852
kek
test
>>51817817
show butt
gonna wipe this laptops harddrive then go bed lads because im selling it tomorrow morning this thing has done a lot of shitposts over the years could you lads pay your respects
>>51817859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiV9ItWGz0M
>>51817873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqAByOzQY0
boys boys boys
I'm looking for a good time
>>51817873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
test
Listening to intelligent dance music
>>51817889
Post a pic so we can make a shrine.
>>51817912
you won't find any here, this is a no fun zone
>>51817941
Good lad
Very patrician
you don't know where i've been lou
>>51817943
>this is a no fun zone
>>51817956
Thank u lad.
>>51817941
Is this IDM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSR_g3thb24
>>51817964
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51817859
what if you have a nightmare :o you'll never wake up
la'
>Me: Did you tell him you were sick?
>Her: Yea I said I felt good to work though. I was a lot better in am. Just coughing a lot
>Her: Did u see me leave five times during the meeting: I couldn't control my coughing
>Me: I saw your chair was empty once. Figured you just drank too much coffee again :p
Did I do good lads?
gonna teach those Jordanians a lesson lads
>>51818026
holy cringe
>>51818026
baka
obmcdoc, Tucson, United States, 39 minutes ago
What is it with people in the orange coveralls? There is no way I am gong to bend over so some jihadi can shop off my head. My executioner will get a knee in the groin and a head butt to his nose before they take me out...
>>51818063
>>51818073
are you lads taking the piss? i thought that was an alright line. for context the last time i saw this girl she had to excuse herself to tinkle like 3 times.
>>51818026
just give her dry humour like
me: obvs, i'll never take my eyes off you princess x
she'll hate it but love it at the same time because she will never know how to react.
>>51818100
Well, I guess you'll see whether she appreciated it or not
>>51818105
pretty forward there lad. don't know if i have the minerals for it desu.
>>51818026
>>51818026
>Figured you just drank too much coffee again :p
does she usually do lots of wee wees or poo poos?
>>51818003
Yes very intelligent. Very patrician
>>51818123
Her response
>Lollllll typically the right answer
>>51818105
t. permavirgin
>>51818130
being forward shows confidence as long as you don't overdo it
and you might make her laugh which puts your foot in the door right off the bat
When was the point when you realized you stopped feeling feelings, /brit/?
>>51818130
well what you said was just plain weird and implied you watch her anyways.
>>51818165
i can shag girls easily now m8
>>51818160
I guess you're fine
Wasn't a "productive" line if you know what I mean
>>51818100
I suppose in that context it's alright, little bit of inside humour can never go stray
Don't do this >>51818105 thougg
fucking awful advice
>>51818105
t. "voluntary" virgin
>i can shag girls easily now m8
>>51818178
>Wasn't a "productive" line if you know what I mean
i actually don't know what you mean, please expound
>>51818174
not acting like that I don't think so
you sound like a 12 year old
being forward doesn't mean being a mong
>>51818212
You could have said something funnier and not so risky
desu you're all saying it was shit advice I gave him, but it's hard to say what is right and wrong without knowing their relationship further.
end of the day, a girl would love that humour if you were confident giving it.
>>51818211
this pic never fails to me laugh ngl
watching One Punch Man
pretty decent ngl
>>51818277
>>51818921
F
uck off
Thoughts?
>>51818323
USSR Psy Ops
marina
a
r
i
n
a
>>51818270
ironic humour is fucking shit unless you know someone well enough to determine it's ironic or in person where there are enough cues to infer it's ironic.
if you have had sex like you say, you somehow stumbled into one 5/10's vaginas after 3 years of trying harder than most people I know to cop a root. your chat is shit.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/germany-965000-migrants-registered-november-35621131
I say I'm sorry when I'm helping you out
I don't know
I say I'm sorry when I open the door
I don't know
Keep all the girls inside because I'm a weirdo
Never has a song described my love life so well desu
>>51818323
the vietnamese won coz the us gave up after btfo of them consistently
what do you bang in the whip, /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
>>51818385
>ironic humour is shit
yeah if you're saying it about yourself. but to direct it at her and call her pretty at the same time, she'd be wet there and then.
also it's dry humour, not ironic. fag
>>51818397
There is something wrong with Germans.
I want the old Lisicki back
How to shitpost efficiently?
>>51818270
kill yourself
>>51818436
kill yourself
>>51818476
don't worry I still hate women and am pretty bitter, i just know how they work now though lol.
if you see a girl look at you a few times, she likes you. something i only learnt when a gay guy did it to me
>>51818270
it wasn't a terrible line lad but i think it would've been premature at this point as i still don't have a clear sense of whether she likes me or not. but as you said you had no way of knowing the dynamics of our relationship.
>>51818415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQEkGiZqPGw
God tier album desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOF47nalCY
niger
>>51818505
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75JSC4nvIjo
killer indie choon lads
>>51818526
IF YOU WANT
TO DESTROOOY MY SWEATAAAAAAH
>>51818507
>i still don't have a clear sense of whether she likes me or not
this isn't me chatting shit now la' but you know from the get-go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLAPpKqLfY0
tune
>>51818526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nTo8rjo-lM
>respecting weezer in any form after this monstrosity
>>51818578
kill yourself
Old school choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxsP3lJjuE
buying new tanks lads
>>51818578
yeah if i had to guess i'd say she doesn't but it's a weird situation. this girl is one of those relentlessly cheerful types, so in any other context i'd think "oh yeah, she likes me" but i think it's probably just her nature.
>>51818436
>i'll never take my eyes off you princess x
dry humour is literally just humour presented without a change in emotion. how the fuck does dry humour even exist on facebook chat unless you spam emojis and so a lack of emojis indicates a lack of change in emotion.
kys my man
just realised im the youngest person in my degree program haha
>>51818658
>obvs, i'll never take my eyes off you princess
the comma was there for a reason dipshit, it breaks the sentence up and so it's not as strong.
and if a girl can't get dry humour she's a fucking mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Giuw53r2BQ
bit soppy but I like it
also, these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpBLwaEtrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEwxlV1ac4
>>51818614
Blue album and Pinkerton and still top albums senpai, Weezer went shit but their early albums still hold up lad.
>>51818636
oh right. and is there any change in her personality around you?
>literally *teleports behind you* the anime
>>51818526
the world has turned
And left me here
Just where I was
Before you appeared
And in your place
An empty space
Has filled the void
Behind my face
;_;
>>51818746
maybe a little more nervous. i've been posting our text exchanges for awhile and she's texted me a fair number of times for no particular reason. but maybe she's just being friendly.
