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please awaken me from this unending nightmare edition
remember who you are x
Learn to play this on the kazoo and she'll be yours, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueB7j4ZGrM
High speed DUI pursuit lads
Shit's crazy desu
>he didn't play Runescape on his Atari 2600
noboooooooody knows
the trouble I've scene
ISIS AND IRA
COMRADES IN ARMS
lion kings really emotional lads and proper helping me with what im going through right now x
>>51816149
Where at?
>Russian airforce
>>51816070
let go and give in to your rage
don't be stupid about it though
>>51816221
CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOVE TONIIIIIIIGHT
excema is bleeding lads
>>51816227
South LA
They're bringing in an armored car now
Shit's going down
>>51816245
that bit was actually the worst bit because it intensified tfw no gf but the bit after that when the monkey tells him "you can run from your past or learn from it" really helped x
>>51816245
>>51816221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPlJIYE1lS0
>he didn't play sonic battle on the GBA
>>51816189
Imagine if someone like Vlad the Impaler was aorund in the current era. He'd fucking waste all these muzzies without a second thought.
We're all a bunch of soft cunts these days.
I want /brit/'s opinion on my christmas sweater.
>>51815910
>>51815919
>>51815952
very good lads. locked it down. it was totally out of the blue, nothing but casual talk before. didnt want to jump in if I wasnt sure
>>51816269
Related to shooting?
>>51816329
beautiful
tired
>>51816329
CMETANA
>>51816329
I LOVE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
bit gutted that i was born in a time where killing pakis isnt a core part of the human experience any more
>>51816269
Any chance you have a stream?
>tfw my dick is 14 cm
>>51816397
FONT
>>51816329
>sweater
Fuck off yank.
>>51816343
Naw
Just a drunk dumb shit
>>51816342
Good luck!
>>51816356
is this one of them povvo memes?
>>51816329
CU-RAZY AHAHA
I LOVE CATS AND TOTALLY RANDUM THINGS lolxDDD
>>51816419
kot
>>51816391
Try abc7.com
>>51816402
TYPEFACE
>>51816374
what other time could it have possibly existed in? pakistan is hardly 70 years old
>he didn't play the shadow the hedgehog on his original xbox
>>51816468
pakis = any muslim you fucking retard
>>51816432
a leaf
>>51816489
#YOU
>>51816374
m8 during the Empire, the UK gave Indian Muslims preferential treatment and basically allowed them to live as they had been before, even converting themselves and taking paki wives.
>>51816497
no that is wrong
>>51816489
good meme
Are Londoners girls cute?
>>51816530
Rasheed
No. You are trapped here forever.
Even death is no escape.
>>51816417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9kSRBprPdE&index=13
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
Have a burning desire to get in my car and pin the speedo again lads.
Should wait until traffic is off the road.
>>51816342
gonna be dissapointed if she doesnt get a good chokefucking lad tbfqh
This party really fucking died, jeez louise
communism
>>51816802
words
>>51816791
BACK OFF ILL TAKE YOU ON!!
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3J6CyeFUds
>>51816791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5XortYI9cw
>>51816812
please be gentle
islamic gommunism
im saucin im saucin im saucin im saucin on you
wish i was italian american so i could become a MADE MAN
doing a poo
communism is a political affiliation of peace!
>>51816844
AFTER THE FALL
WE'LL SHAKE IT UP!
SHOW ME THE WAY!
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE!
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHuuBZgif0
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
>he thinks songs with no lyrics can mean anything
lol try again
>>51816960
song reminds me of being a happy 13 year old
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
http://strawpoll.me/6208467
quite impotant
>>51816992
The smell really turns me off posh wanking tbqh
>>51816914
I'll make you a man bruv
Sorry lads, I get really baked after work and get really '00s alternative-y.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrUFeUYycFs&index=17&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw
Heres something for your afternoon tea.
>>51816914
*shoots you in the head*
>>51816988
>he was happy as a 13 year old
no right to complain m8 youve had a sick life
>>51816992
posh wanking is pathetic and doesn't feel as good as regular wanking lad
Go to sleep America
We have everything under control
*bare skullstep riddim*
reminder that a lot of the issues right now in the middle east could be remedied by re-arranging the borders
and the USA is doing just that.
>>51817025
i like to imagine thats what sex smells like
...Anonymous
12/08/15(Tue)01:43:25 No.51816924
Don't mean to sound like a snob from /mu/ but I literally hate mainstream music, literally 99% of the songs on the radio are about being in da club with tha squad trying to shag some slag. I don't know what point I'm trying to make here, it just seems like popular music these days is more about image and popularity than it is about the actual music, like Justin Bieber and One Direction and "artists" like them only receive as much attention that they do because they're very attractive, not because they make good music. Proper shameful reflection on our society I think desu lads.
>>51816988
i can make u feel 13 again bbz ;) xx hun
>>51817075
You smell the girl (especially her hair) a lot more than the latex
>>51817079
100% exactly right desu
I unironically wholeheartedly agree
>>51817096
Tyler Durden pls
>>51817101
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bought a bottle of Havanna Club this morning on my booze run because it was cheap even though I only wanted to buy beer.
>Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
>>51816533
I only went there for a day last week but saw fucking thousands of qts (and literally everyone at the show I went to was cute)
made me depressed to go home 2bh
>>51816615
these look like irish girls
>>51817143
What time is ir in your neck of the woods?
>>51817182
8:51
not drinking time yet
>>51817101
>especially her hair
that's sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc
I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
>>51817192
Well enjoy it when the time comes.
>>51817194
Don't waste your condoms on posh wanks lad
>>51817159
>Brits don't deserve liberty or safety
sounds about right
need to wipe this laptop before i go to bed lads because im selling it tomorrow feel like im giving it a funeral hahaha what am i like x
>waiting in line to get lunch and this Asian woman in front of me with a nice butt was wearing really tight leather pants + heels
>>51817243
you are a silly sausage
>>51817228
>waste
>>51817259
can a Brit please vocaroo this.
>>51817244
fuck off race traitor
>>51817287
>his flag
>implying
>>51817244
>feeling the need to post on 4chan about the time you looked at a girls bum
what a miserable and pathetic existence
Got a pear flan from a french bakery to take into work tomorrow lads. It looks good
>>51817228
tbf i have one extra large and one chocolate (they were being given at uni) both with expiry date of jan 2016 so they're almost worthless
not going to have a posh wank though as the poll says no and i remember it being disappointing last time anyway
https://youtu.be/onzL0EM1pKY
Choon
hell to the naw naw to the naw naw naw
>>51817213
good choon that
>>51817309
don't be so melodramatic
>>51817213
nice lad
>>51817311
got ur nan's flan(ge) for brunch
having a play
>>51817331
me when the ex oneitis finally comes crawling back
>>51817372
baba booey
>>51817353
fight me irl
>tfw chronic fatigue problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVGSxGO7QM
Bit of a cheeky underground choon for you here lads x
>>51817376
by "ex oneitis" do you mean she used to be your oneitis or that she's your ex-gf who was also at one time your oneitis?
>>51817413
more like chronic fatty gay problems wahey
>China only phased out the 1 child policy this year
Amazing
>>51817435
nah i mean she was my oneitis but not any more because i got over her she was never my gf did fuck her tho
>>51817096
can i touch your butt?
>>51817413
work out then chubber
go for a run to get your heart going
>>51817371
Rude
im saucin im saucin im saucin on you
>I post on /brit/
does the "one" in "oneitus" refer to "the one" as in the girl you believe to be your perfect match or as in "the one girl you really like at the time"?
she just jock me cuz my gear
Thought this would make me happy.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
Then I remember this...
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Latinos-set-to-surpass-whites-in-California-in-5146876.php
Kill me....
>>51817527
it refers to a juvenile crush on a girl who is unaware you exist because you never do anything.
>>51817213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MDOKVSN_YM
better choon desu
>>51817553
i do not think so
>>51817527
>the girl you think is your perfect match
>the girl you really like at the time
They're one in the same senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
tune
she said she got some issues and she thought i was gon listen
>>51817581
not really
i havent seen "the one" for 3 years but in that time i have had a few crushes
Business idea: some sort of apolocolyptic film based in chinas ghost cities
>>51817462
>did fuck her tho
kill yourself normie scum
>>51817624
>apolocolyptic
>all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you
What did he mean by this
>>51817624
Free running zombie apocalypse movie based in China's ghost cities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o
absolute banger lads
>>51817624
t. ideas guy
>fuck kevin durant
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>51817564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5PrIQYuRo
CORPSES ALL HANG HEADLESS AND LIMP
BODIES with NO SURPRISES
and the blood drains down like the devil's rain
we'll bathe tonight
>>51817669
Cheryl best girl
>>51817624
wish they'd give me a house desu
>>51817605
where do I recognize this from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yucD1UwYQ1g
what say you lads? good beat with interesting red pill overtones methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
>not bringing your jukebox money
>>51817734
>methinks.
business idea: all JFs go to the threads designated for them in /brit/ so canada to /cum/ etc etc
>>51817287
my dick doesn't discriminate desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBOxp32evmU
Nice liquid choon
hey boys
>>51817798
>You'd fuck Lisicki
>>51817798
I didn't give you permission to reply to that post on my behalf
>>51817770
Once played this repeatedly at a diner until the waitress unplugged the jukebox
Going to bed
Hope I don't wake up x
business idea: fuck lisicki in his arse sans lube
>>51817834
i mean based on race it clearly discriminates based on looks desu
>>51817859
gl x
>>51817852
Very good.
Does anybody else have any more songs about being a beta faggot? I've decided to embrace the fact I'm a loser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LL6KAACYdc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsiRWQ9eHU
>>51817852
kek
test
>>51817817
show butt
gonna wipe this laptops harddrive then go bed lads because im selling it tomorrow morning this thing has done a lot of shitposts over the years could you lads pay your respects
>>51817859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiV9ItWGz0M
>>51817873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqAByOzQY0
boys boys boys
I'm looking for a good time
>>51817873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
test
Listening to intelligent dance music
>>51817889
Post a pic so we can make a shrine.
>>51817912
you won't find any here, this is a no fun zone
>>51817941
Good lad
Very patrician
you don't know where i've been lou
>>51817943
>this is a no fun zone
>>51817956
Thank u lad.
>>51817941
Is this IDM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSR_g3thb24
>>51817964
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51817859
what if you have a nightmare :o you'll never wake up
la'
>Me: Did you tell him you were sick?
>Her: Yea I said I felt good to work though. I was a lot better in am. Just coughing a lot
>Her: Did u see me leave five times during the meeting: I couldn't control my coughing
>Me: I saw your chair was empty once. Figured you just drank too much coffee again :p
Did I do good lads?
gonna teach those Jordanians a lesson lads
>>51818026
holy cringe
>>51818026
baka
obmcdoc, Tucson, United States, 39 minutes ago
What is it with people in the orange coveralls? There is no way I am gong to bend over so some jihadi can shop off my head. My executioner will get a knee in the groin and a head butt to his nose before they take me out...
>>51818063
>>51818073
are you lads taking the piss? i thought that was an alright line. for context the last time i saw this girl she had to excuse herself to tinkle like 3 times.
>>51818026
just give her dry humour like
me: obvs, i'll never take my eyes off you princess x
she'll hate it but love it at the same time because she will never know how to react.
>>51818100
Well, I guess you'll see whether she appreciated it or not
>>51818105
pretty forward there lad. don't know if i have the minerals for it desu.
>>51818026
>>51818026
>Figured you just drank too much coffee again :p
does she usually do lots of wee wees or poo poos?
>>51818003
Yes very intelligent. Very patrician
>>51818123
Her response
>Lollllll typically the right answer
>>51818105
t. permavirgin
>>51818130
being forward shows confidence as long as you don't overdo it
and you might make her laugh which puts your foot in the door right off the bat
When was the point when you realized you stopped feeling feelings, /brit/?
>>51818130
well what you said was just plain weird and implied you watch her anyways.
>>51818165
i can shag girls easily now m8
>>51818160
I guess you're fine
Wasn't a "productive" line if you know what I mean
>>51818100
I suppose in that context it's alright, little bit of inside humour can never go stray
Don't do this >>51818105 thougg
fucking awful advice
>>51818105
t. "voluntary" virgin
>i can shag girls easily now m8
>>51818178
>Wasn't a "productive" line if you know what I mean
i actually don't know what you mean, please expound
>>51818174
not acting like that I don't think so
you sound like a 12 year old
being forward doesn't mean being a mong
>>51818212
You could have said something funnier and not so risky
desu you're all saying it was shit advice I gave him, but it's hard to say what is right and wrong without knowing their relationship further.
end of the day, a girl would love that humour if you were confident giving it.
>>51818211
this pic never fails to me laugh ngl
watching One Punch Man
pretty decent ngl
>>51818277
>>51818921
F
uck off
Thoughts?
>>51818323
USSR Psy Ops
marina
a
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i
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a
>>51818270
ironic humour is fucking shit unless you know someone well enough to determine it's ironic or in person where there are enough cues to infer it's ironic.
if you have had sex like you say, you somehow stumbled into one 5/10's vaginas after 3 years of trying harder than most people I know to cop a root. your chat is shit.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/germany-965000-migrants-registered-november-35621131
I say I'm sorry when I'm helping you out
I don't know
I say I'm sorry when I open the door
I don't know
Keep all the girls inside because I'm a weirdo
Never has a song described my love life so well desu
>>51818323
the vietnamese won coz the us gave up after btfo of them consistently
what do you bang in the whip, /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
>>51818385
>ironic humour is shit
yeah if you're saying it about yourself. but to direct it at her and call her pretty at the same time, she'd be wet there and then.
also it's dry humour, not ironic. fag
>>51818397
There is something wrong with Germans.
I want the old Lisicki back
How to shitpost efficiently?
>>51818270
kill yourself
>>51818436
kill yourself
>>51818476
don't worry I still hate women and am pretty bitter, i just know how they work now though lol.
if you see a girl look at you a few times, she likes you. something i only learnt when a gay guy did it to me
>>51818270
it wasn't a terrible line lad but i think it would've been premature at this point as i still don't have a clear sense of whether she likes me or not. but as you said you had no way of knowing the dynamics of our relationship.
>>51818415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQEkGiZqPGw
God tier album desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOF47nalCY
niger
>>51818505
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75JSC4nvIjo
killer indie choon lads
>>51818526
IF YOU WANT
TO DESTROOOY MY SWEATAAAAAAH
>>51818507
>i still don't have a clear sense of whether she likes me or not
this isn't me chatting shit now la' but you know from the get-go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLAPpKqLfY0
tune
>>51818526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nTo8rjo-lM
>respecting weezer in any form after this monstrosity
>>51818578
kill yourself
Old school choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxsP3lJjuE
buying new tanks lads
>>51818578
yeah if i had to guess i'd say she doesn't but it's a weird situation. this girl is one of those relentlessly cheerful types, so in any other context i'd think "oh yeah, she likes me" but i think it's probably just her nature.
>>51818436
>i'll never take my eyes off you princess x
dry humour is literally just humour presented without a change in emotion. how the fuck does dry humour even exist on facebook chat unless you spam emojis and so a lack of emojis indicates a lack of change in emotion.
kys my man
just realised im the youngest person in my degree program haha
>>51818658
>obvs, i'll never take my eyes off you princess
the comma was there for a reason dipshit, it breaks the sentence up and so it's not as strong.
and if a girl can't get dry humour she's a fucking mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Giuw53r2BQ
bit soppy but I like it
also, these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpBLwaEtrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEwxlV1ac4
>>51818614
Blue album and Pinkerton and still top albums senpai, Weezer went shit but their early albums still hold up lad.
>>51818636
oh right. and is there any change in her personality around you?
>literally *teleports behind you* the anime
>>51818526
the world has turned
And left me here
Just where I was
Before you appeared
And in your place
An empty space
Has filled the void
Behind my face
;_;
>>51818746
maybe a little more nervous. i've been posting our text exchanges for awhile and she's texted me a fair number of times for no particular reason. but maybe she's just being friendly.
>>51818804
>she's texted me a fair number of times for no particular reason.
nah mang she's about it
>>51818710
in real life, you prevent showing emotion for dry humour.
on the computer, you include symbols or "haha" to demonstrate it's not dry humour.
i honestly preferred you when you were an annoying virgin compared to an annoying self-professed gash lord
>>51818804
>she's texted me a fair number of times for no particular reason.
this is always a good sign, like a good friend of mine had this happen to him and, the girl she's a literal social butterfly. like she had 300 PP likes on her FB anyways, he felt the same about (her being just friendly and does it to a number of guys) but uh, my friend is now in a relationship with the girl.
so ya good signs ini
>>51818627
>all that gained israeli clay
delicious
>>51818865
well obviously calling her "princess" shows bants.
change up the language, regress even.
>tfw most people think I don't like music
>I actually love music but I can't tell anybody what I listen to because they all listen to lad house and shit and think anything that isn't EDM is for fags
Feels bad man, fuckin plebs
>>51818918
No classic rock?
No Metal?
No 00's alternative?
No 80's synth pop?
>>51818881
I am Israel
doing another post
>>51818918
>hurrr lad house is shit
>huur their fault for calling my music faggy
see where you're going wrong now?
>>51818912
who are you even?
Link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM
that's not even good banter or particularly forward even
you can't just regurgitate pick-up lines, you have to be situation ally aware and be witty about something relevant.
>>51818994
but it is shit
>>51818969
They don't even know those genres exist lad. If it's not house or on the radio, they won't know about it. It's sad desu, they're really missing out theirs so much good music around and they relegate themselves to that shite.
>>51818994
good post for a virgin
What do you guys call the new wave of British heavy metal in the UK?
Do you just call it metal?
Sexy girl lobster suit
>tfw when someone unironically compliments one of your posts
messaging the head of undergrad studies for my uni's school and he's a chinese christian
will "merry christmas" be fine to put at the end?
>>51819069
>>51818994
Unironically liking lad house
wew
>>51819093
We call it ringy-dingy-doos.
>>51818971
well get on taking the gaza sthickl off egypt my dear
>>51819093
i call it the new wave of british heavy metal
Lads, can't sleep desu. I banged my head pretty badly on Saturday and was diagnosed with a mild concussion after a 4-hour long wait on the A&E. While they didn't run any major testing (by that scans or X-rays) they told me not to worry and to rest. But I was unable to do so, as I still had to type in an essay to hand in at uni. So basically I typed an essay while concussed, and haven't been getting any rest. What worries me now is how this may affect my cognitive memories or my memory in the short-run. I've always had a pretty good memory and while I can recall everything that has happened these past few days, I do notice my responses tend to be much more sluggish and delayed than normal. So I am pretty frightened desu lads. I'm an uni student and planning to get into GEM, so this could be a deal breaker for me.
>>51819124
can you give me some advice on women you sex god?
fargo in 5 mins lads
>>51819138
i dont
>>51819127
Put "为人民服务".
>>51819184
rip in pepperinos
>>51819148
You can't do this I'm baked.
>>51819160
As I would think. You Brits brought us some good stuff back then....
Vroom Vroom lads haha
>>51819151
its harder than that
you have to learn to BE the Jew and act sneaky
straight up declaring war on Egypt would end with sanctions out the ass, the USA getting pissy, and all the Arabs ganging up on me with Russian help
possibly even a Europoor invasion if I fucked up bad
>>51819174
if a girl looks at you in one of your lectures, and you catch glances for a few times over a month, she's semi interested. Find a way of making contact with her.
uh, clubs aren't as good as a place to pick girls up as people say unless you're a chad.
uh, same applies to libraries.
uh, girls don't go purely on looks however, chads approach girls with confidence, their looks only help them to their end goal.
>>51819192
ahahaha good one lad but i gather he'd be rather anti-PRC considering he's christian
>>51819265
stfu you absolute mong
>>51819298
wew la'
>"""""""""""""""mosques"""""""""""""""
Dare one of you lads to put on some jean shorts and a leather jacket and roll up on a slag blasting this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHHv4u8Vomw
>>51818356
why did you post this here fám?
>>51819369
t. Alberto Barbosa
I found it amusing
>>51819255
pic related
war must be waged carefully and discretely
>>51818039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict:_Middle_East_Political_Simulator
Are you playing this ?
I wonder if anybody's actually ever followed 190cms advice and gotten a shag because of it
>yfw 190cm is actually a good guy
He comes here all day and night giving his sex tips to suicidal betas, he's probably unironically saved lives desu
>>51819408
yea bruv
>>51818627
what game is this lad? seems like a cool 80s war game simulator
>>51819410
fuck off 190kg fat cunt nobody cares about you pathetically losing your v plates to a 5/10
>mfw muscle pain the day after exercising
>>51819495
Use the meme name (DOMS) please
>>51819452
Can you link me the download you used?
I am intrigued.
He's the hero /brit/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
desu i don't see myself getting a GF for a while
prolly gonna be these nearly 30y/os who's live consists of casual sex and football.
>>51819556
Does he walk a lonely road?
WEW
got arrested for being a shit PM
>>51819538
do you know how to use DOSbox?
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaP6KgwbOvo
>>51819597
How I'm living at the moment, replace football with throwing money at a project car
Commitments are overrated imo, I do just fine on my own. My friends mother sent me some very lewd texts the other night while I was drinking at his place, not sure how to handle that.
>>51819680
go other there and fuck her man
i only wish for this to happen to me. is she a fit milf?
JUST
>>51819712
I can't think of a better way to lose a friend desu.
Did anyone else have Christmas banned in their house when you were a child?
if cookies are called biscuits, then what do you call rolls?
>>51819770
oh yeah, forgot about that 2bh
>>51819782
for what purpose?
>>51819783
Baps
>>51819809
My family are Christians who consider it a pagan festival, so they banned it.
>>51819782
no Mr. Cromwell
>>51819712
Nah she's not really my type and he and his older 39 year old cousin are the only people I consider trustworthy on this shit side of town.
She's not bad looking but not model material or anything like that.
>>51819853
>proddies
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Christians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51819853
Like Jehovah's witnesses or something?
How about birthday's?
There's nothing incompatible with pagan traditions and Christianity.
>>51818868
thanks la, as soon as i get an in i'm going to try to ask her out real smooth like, probably will fail but i feel like it's at least worth a shot at this point.
>>51819389
well fám print it and stick it up your wall
I hop you enjoy my mad drawing skills
going to bed la's
cya
>>51820000
checked
later m8
>>51819939
No, baptists and we celebrated birthdays. We did not celebrate things such as Easter, Halloween, Christmas etc.
They consider it satanic because the traditions around the festival and the festival date are pagan and are meant for worship of pagan Gods.
>>51819626
>do you know how to use DOSbox
nope
>>51820019
Why not just do passover and hanukkah because you are basically Jews now
>>51819982
This is wonderful
>tfw you realise Blink 182 are the GOAT band of the past 20 years
>>51820066
We don't do the Jewish festivals because the Bible says that the messiah would abolish the sacrifices and obligations. Since as Christians Jesus is considered the messiah there is no need to practice Jewish festivals for that reason.
>>51820182
I NEVER THOUGHT
>3:30 AM in Britain
>all the /brit/ posters are asleep
>have to get up early for their jobs and lectures
always knew you lot were a bunch of normie twats
>>51820182
SO HERE'S YOUR HAWWWWLIDAAAAAAY
how funny is this lads
top work morgan
>>51820294
I am staying up all night because I have to go on trains tomorrow.
getting an ear massage from my ASMRfu lads
>>51820182
AND I'D PLAY WITH FIRE TO BREAK THE ICE
AND I'D PLAY WITH A NUCLEAR DEVICE
>>51820322
Never ridden a train tbqh
Is it comfy?
>>51820182
it's a shame tom delonge became such a dickhead 2bh
>>51820199
It says in the new testament that Jesus celebrated the Jewish festivals though...
>>51820359
>Never ridden a train tbqh
wtf? REDNECKS OUT
>>51820199
Actually only Paul says anything about this... It's not Jesus. And if you are practicing Pauline Christianity you might as well be a pagan. So cut down a tree ya goy!
>>51820322
TRAIN TRAIN
I LOVE MY STATION
drinking some whisky and listening to Oasis lads
>>51820394
... I live 10 minutes from my city. I just drive m8.
If it's too far to drive I fly, but I really like driving so that'd have to be cross country or something.
>>51820371
Jesus was still a Jew so of course he did, but he came to fulfil the law.
>>51820359
Not really, they are always packed and too cramped.
>>51820411
Daniel 9:27
"And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week: and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease."
>>51820474
Daniel isn't in the New Testament.
>>51820474
>Daniel 9:27
The full version is: He will confirm a covenant with many for one 'seven.' In the middle of the 'seven' he will put an end to sacrifice and offering. And at the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation, until the end that is decreed is poured out on him."
So it's not talking about fulfilling anything it's talking about disobeying god's laws....
https://www.instagram.com/gnarlyrita/
Why do girls who stream on twitch have to be so fucking pretty..... shits ridiculous family...
>>51820548
Daniel reveals the prophecy, Christ later fulfils the prophecy, therefore it stands to reason that what was said has come true.
>>51820580
No, it is talking about fulfilment of law. I don't know how you got that from that text.
>>51820625
>Why do girls who stream on twitch have to be so fucking pretty..... shits ridiculous family...
because that's their entire business model? fucking hell mate pull your head out
>>51820633
> he will put an end to sacrifice and offering. And at the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation
what is so hard to understand?
Putting an end to sacrifices and setting up an abomination?
It's a clear allusion to the Hellenization of Jerusalem under the Seleucids, which is kind of a pertinent topic considering today is the second day of Hanukkah :)
It's not talking about fulfilling shit it's talking about disobeying gods law.
>>51820625
kaceytron is my waifu 2bh
>>51820625
would freebase coke with then suck off a tranny with
>>51820625
Dated a girl that did that shit for a while
Got old quick desu. Had to do away with her.
>>51820709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
Where is the Israel simulation guy have you destroyed the /pol/estinians yet?
>>51820694
That is just your interpretation of it.
>>51820767
I lost that game senpai >>51819626
Syria invaded while I was fighting in Egypt and I got arrested
>>51820034
its really easy to use, just look up some guide online for what commands to enter to get it started
its just like using regular DOS
>mfw there are people ITT who have never used DOS in their lives
>>51820873
Divide and conquer anon
alri dickheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
>>51821145
I got lucky desu
I got Syria and Jordan into a massive war where Syria destroyed their army and caused their government to collapse, at the same time as I fucked up Lebanon
then Iraq just collapsed on its own due to some internal shit I had no part in
war with Egypt was going alright but the USSR was mad as hell and the USA was pretty pissed about my nuclear program and gassing Palestinians
put too much money in defence desu and my people started hating me for being a massive prick.
