Azusa and Jun and Ui Edition
maisie
What and awful edition, edition.
bish
>>51750918
all me
can you stop making these early anime editions you autist
nobody likes you
>>51750902
>Azusa and Jun
i fucking hate muzzies and the irony is the only people who do are the progress leftie degenerates that would be the first to lose their heads if they lived under sharia law
Leave her, Johnny, leave her
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her
For the voyage is done and the winds do blow
And it's time for us to leave her
no gf
Ritsu
>>51750976
Are you him?
>tfw falling asleep as you browse
>>51750976
don't even need to turn on the flags to see it was that hampshire retard that everyone besides the kent retard hates
i bet £10000000000000
getting sick of these nonce editions 2bh
>>51750983
yes they are the best characters lad.
>>51750976
>early
t. janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wjUdzmKFns thread theme
giz us a (You)
>>51750938
why can't you do that shit throughout the year
why does it all have to be focused on one day just because it's jesus' birthday
Brothers mad with me, lads.
My nephew (5 years old) stood at the top of the stairs and said I had to pay the 'stairs fee'.. Had flash backs to when I was a kid when all the bullies would do that. Pushed him over to make sure he never becomes one of those dickheads.
He cried. My bro saw it and kicked me out his house, lol.
Hows your sunday been?
In other news, the sky is blue, the sea is wet, and your mum still likes massive black dicks in her asshole.
>>51751081
that looks like a girl though
VERY tired today
work is running me ragged
but I've got 4 days off in a row next week
wew lads
>>51751098
>ass
fuck off yank
Reminder that if your PC is in your bedroom then you have failed at life.
>>51751083
You're a completely autistic mongoloid.
>>51751098
>>>/year9/
Least favorite time of the year.
>>51751081
KYS bender
>>51751083
good lad
>>51751083
why didn't you give him a swift uppercut to the chin lad are you a beta or something
>>51751148
efficient use of space desu
>>51751030
do you like me?
>>51751148
I keep a pornography laptop under the bed :^)
>>51751161
rasheed
>>51751083
>unironically having autism
>>51751148
I only have a laptop m8
desktops are 4 nerdz
feeling rather horny again
Post what you're listening too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2OWcaVJ3Bs
Asked out my oneitis... AND SHE SAID YES!
Haha, won't be needing you lads anymore, the normie lifestyle awaits!
>>51751148
At least I can afford a PC you grim twat
>>51751148
Reminder that nobody will remember you 50 years after you're dead, and all your wage slaving will mean nothing
>>51751233
Birthday in five days. Two weeks after that holiday with family. Family is a broken mess.
Don't want to be older.
>"doctor a being from space is telling me to kill unbelievers, stone homosexuals and force women to cover up. His name is Xargon the destroyer."
>"you are very clearly disturbed and need medication right away"
>"doctor a being from space is telling me to kill unbelievers, stone homosexuals and force women to cover up. His name is Allah."
>"oh what a diverse world we live in"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OAuK1rBiM
for the lad posting in the previous thread
>>51751075
okay x
Can't believe it's nearly 2016 already lads
can still clearly remember christmas day 2014 like it was yesterday
done literally fuck all this year not even cleared my internet history since february
Found some qt mtf on okc. What do lads?
>>51751324
kys
Uploaded a new vlog lads :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgxH7InEsx4
>>51751266
The Flesh Eaters - A Minute to Pray A Second to Die
>>51750444
How old are you lad? 42k is good desu. Does it make you happy?
>A man has been charged with malicious communications following an investigation into Facebook messages sent to an MP, Scotland Yard says.
>Craig Wallace, 23, who is also known as Muhammad Mujahid Islam, was arrested at an address in north London.
>He remains in custody and will appear at Hendon Magistrates' Court on Monday.
>It comes after Labour MPs Simon Danczuk and Neil Coyle reported to police alleged death threats after voting in favour of Syria air strikes.
>A number of MPs have complained they received death threats after voting in favour of airstrikes on so-called Islamic State (IS) militants in Syria.
>Police declined to name the MP, but said the politician does not represent a London constituency.
>Mr Wallace was arrested following an investigation into messages sent on Thursday 3 December.
>>51751081
sissy bottom
>>51751083
you just taught to do it to weaker people next time
you only made him stronger
>>51751306
Classic Rorke
>>51751306
>>51751324
fuck off chaser freak
>>51751081
The middle
>>51751306
>mfw kafir post
>>51751128
this desu
>>51751324
cross
>pics from the weekend uploaded on normiebook
>mates tagging me, shocked at how photogenic i am
>not sure if sarcastic
>don't want to reply "i know" cause i'm not as smooth as han solo
>don't want to say "haha thanks guys" because that's bent
>i just decide to reply "nice" like a sperg
>60th highest comment karma on the reddit
>>51751361
Nice to see Muslims on the receiving end of this law for once
doing a thing lads
lads what are you going to say to your relatives when they ask you why you still don't have a gf yet at christmas?
>>51751306
Absolutely a fan of this gimmick. Long may it continue.
>>51751445
wew lad
>>51751426
>not "init"
bender idiot noob
>>51751450
imagine actually being asked that lol
>>51751450
>tfw dont have any relatives coming over.
It's sad.
>>51751361
>Craig Wallace, 23, who is also known as Muhammad Mujahid Islam
literally what
>>51751437
I read this and think that while my life is pathetic at least it isn't as pathetic as caring about rank on some bullshit website.
>>51751450
my family is autistic so gatherings don't happen at christmas
> mfw cousin in Lincolnshire calls me so I can help him with American history
Atheists are worse than Muslims
hey lads it's me
>>51751079
wow, you really are a disgruntled edgelord.
>>51751426
haha you utter sperglord
>>51751517
deBAITable
>>51751505
Converts normally take a slave name.
>>51751450
Well this year im coming out as trans to my family. After taking a year worth of hormones.
Legit gonna turn up as a girl and see how it goes.
>>51751494
stellar post friend.
@51751494
Shit post f a m
>>51751315
good lad
>>51751517
>Atheists are worse than Muslims
>>51751517
how many atheists have blown themselves up in the name of atheism
>>51751594
903
>>51751562
Post tits.
lads heres a conundrum
>bare tired
>nothing to do
>if i sleep i will wake up at 3am
>if i lie down and close my eyes i will sleep
how do i rest without sleeping
>>51751594
non cos they r pussise init
>>51751548
Tom
fingering my arse again lads
>>51751562
not well i hope.
>>51751583
bantz
preferred
>>51751562
haha what a bender
>>51751517
Islam first, then jews, then hindus, then sikhs, then assorted other shitskins faiths until only Christianity is left.
Then finally Christianity can be allowed to slowly fade away, it's job done. It will have the honour of being remembered as a good idea, but wrong nonetheless.
>>51751562
ENGLAND YES!
>>51751450
It isn't even brought up any more. If by miracle I did I wouldn't bring it up either.
>>51751632
wanted to do that today but i didn't
might do it after i start squats and shaving more regularly tho
im japanese ama
>>51751557
the internal enemy is always worse than the external.
>>51751386
I don't really understand why trannies get angry about someone being attracted to them. Those chasers probably make up like 95% of the people that would actually deem them acceptable
>>51751611
blue board, else i would actually post
>>51751562
cross for days
>>51751562
Why the fuck is everyone trans these days? What is wrong with you?
>>51751678
ching ping wong tong fong long song pong wong fong chong bong wong tong long long sing sang ching bong wing wong bong?
>>51751678
are you an anime?
>>51751645
hold up, hold up, Sikhs are bro-tier.
>>51751701
Filthy degenerate.
Lads, it's been awhile
>>51751617
Drink some coffee and then have a nap, it will kick in after a half hour, and you will be nicely awake.
>>51751678
what is your opinion on jamie vardy
>>51751450
>'Can I bring my boyfriend to christmas this year, mam?'
Disappointment swells, but she clears the lump for her throat. She loves her son, and if that's who he is then that's who he is.
>'Of course, son. Will he be staying the night?'
>'I should think so. He can't drive, and I want to have a few shandies.'
The lump is back in her throat, but she wishes it was her breast.
>'Okay son.'
>'Oh, and just so things aren't awkward there's something you need to know about him.'
>'Sure thing, hun.'
>'He's a picture of an anime male printed on a lard pillow.'
>'Okay. I've got to go. Your Dad's calling me.'
>'Bye mum, love you.'
>'I like you too, son.'
After hanging up the phone, she goes onto amazon to buy some rope. This will be their last Christmas with their son.
>"hey everyone I met a man at the bus station claiming to be the son of God. We should follow his teachings and do what he said."
>"That man is clearly mentally ill and you must be stupid to follow him"
500 years later
>"ALL HAIL BUS STATION MAN"
>>51751678
JAP?
>>51751720
>hold up
Fuck off yank
>>51751720
>bro
fuck off yank
Wearing a pair of underwear with a hole big enough my balls keep dropping through.
>>51751760
AYY WEED
>>51751450
I'm 19,000km away from my family, they'd never ask that and I have a gf
>>51751720
>>51751562
>onna turn up as a girl and see how it goes.
bantre
>>51751562
Your dad might kill himself desu senpai
>>51751730
>losing to poocastle
>>51751594
Atheists have systematically attacked God and his flock, words will always be more dangerous than bombs and the Atheist is the snake whispering softly in our garden.
>>51751645
delusion as always, the materialist has nothing to fight for and no faith in high power other than himself. His "crusade" is doomed to failure and the death of reason.
>>51751765
>The lump is back in her throat, but she wishes it was her breast.
>>51751562
This is the most retarded idea I've ever heard. You're going to ruin Christmas for your entire family.
At least you're playing the role of 'woman' well though. You're really in character with this stunt.
willy is hard again
Is anyone in this thread satisfied with their life?
>>51751720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182
>>51751678
How can I become an anime?
>>51751708
im a degenerate of course with no soul.
>>51751725
you're damn right im a degenerate
>>51751760
dont need a white knight m8
>>51751817
dudes already dead so i'd be impressed if he managed that
>>51751844
what would you propose i do then?
>>51751018
wierd
>>51751765
gays out
1) Type shemagh into Amazon or Google.
2) Bring something back.
>>51751000
Of all the money that e'er I spent
I've spent it in good company
And all the harm that ever I did
Alas it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you al
Can wait for Muslims to take over so we can start putting gays and trans on the cross.
>leicester fans unironically thinking they can win the league
>>51751869
You're just confused and mentally ill m8 you should see a doctor and therapist before making any stupid decisions you'll grow out of in a few years and regret the rest of your life.
>>51751859
me sort of inasmuch as you can be satisfied with neetdom
ive got no personal qualms with myself its just my circumstances need improving
once i get a job ill be content as a cucumber
>>51751859
not yet
after December 29th, I will be.
watch this post.
>>>>>Atheists have systematically attacked God and his flock, words will always be more dangerous than bombs and the Atheist is the snake whispering softly in our garden.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>delusion as always, the materialist has nothing to fight for and no faith in high power other than himself. His "crusade" is doomed to failure and the death of reason.
>>51751730
>Skrtel scoring an own goal
>Liverpoo
>>51751860
That's what makes them 'bro tier'
>>51751910
this alhamdulillah
>>51751890
you found rasheed's fedora?
>>51751859
yes mate i'm a banter machine churning out memes 24/7
>>51751780
Hello Akari
>>51751832
worst game so far
>>51751859
Am I fuck.
>>51751910
I thought they threw them off tall buildings
at least that's what the daily mail told me
>>51751869
Hide out in the mountains wrestling bears and eating raw fish until you get your balls back
Then show up next Christmas with a beard and a shitload of muscles
>>51751933
What's the significance of the twenty ninth? Blowing up parliament?
>>51751562
lol check out this mentally-ill nutcase
>>51751962
That is HILARIOUS.
>>51751976
guys with funny eyes out
>>51751874
Kent is bent
hampshire is a damp queer
everyone is a cute anime girl until proven otherwise
Guess what county I am in.
Winner gets 3 (THREE) high quality, personalised (You)'s
>>51751912
>looking at the teams in the prem
>leicester, stoke, swansea, southampton, watford, bournemouth
literally what
>>51751708
hormones and chemicals that simulate hormones in the body saturating our environment, largely due to plastics and chemicals/hormones used in food production.
this combined with the use of the pill by nearly all women leading to as build of of estrogen in the water supply due to it being washed out of their bodies in piss.
this leads to male babies failing to develop properly in the womb as they require testosterone in order for their brains to fully develop, but artificial T-blocking chemicals inhibit this process leading to legions of mentally ill
>>51751941
St james park was brilliant tbqh lad
it's a praaaaank
>>51752072
Kyrgyzstan?
UKIP????
YOOUUU KIIIIIPPPP????
RACIST
2015????
>>51752072
huntingdonshire
What do we do to fill the void?
>>51752072
swindon
>>51752072
Surrey
If you're not from Surrey your (You)s are worthless anyway lmao
>you will never be able to ask your parents for a virtual gf for christmas
>>51752018
Mine are like this
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/06/you-aint-no-muslim-bruv-britons-social-media
The media is really never going to stop thinking of trite, meaningless messages of solidarity after terrorist attacks are they lads?
>>51752123
Thinking about drinking myself to death, slowly.
>>51752123
wank and shitpost
>>51752123
Watch anime
>>51752149
interpals.net
>>51751917
already seen doctors and therapists, they the ones who put me on hormones
Would life be better if the Nazis won?
>>51751708
They're usually just guys with autogynophillia who like to do a dress wear. Problem is now they go online navigate to their favorite Internet safe space and other mentally ill people all group together and reinforce each others delusions.
Also liberal patents are pigeon holing kids into being trans now.
I watched that Louis theroux doc on trans kids and a lot of them just wanted to wear dresses and their parents assumed they wanted to he girls. One kid said he wanted to marry a girl and have children he just liked to wear kimonos, but his parents were trying to bring him up as a girl.
It's funny that by trying to be liberal and not pigeon hole they are doing it hard. A kid who wants to dress as a girl isn't necessarily trans or gay.
>>51751962
Lindsey you utter slag
>>51751832
liverpoo are literally seething and on poopetually poorious and pooturbed pooicide watch
>>51752123
drugs
>>51752118
when will this retard avatarfaggot be dealt with? might go to irc 2bh
>>51752180
Probably would have been a different sort of awful.
>>51752123
memes
>>51752180
a little bit of banter from our German conquerors is a small price to pay for a degeneracy free society
>>51752160
U wot m8
Are you implying your eyes are big and round?
>>51752209
Thanks lad
>>51752180
there would be no internet if the nazi won
>>51751783
Chat shit get banged.
got a MILF/mature fetish lads
really want to shag a beaten up old hag
Playing some arma 3 lads
>>51752180
By now the Nazis would have perfected genetic engineering t b h, so you would be born perfect and the idea of gassing people would be laughably outmoded.
>>51752201
Please
I guess your team isn't better than Leicester either
so your shit too
rate my twitter lads
https://twitter.com/harryhamilton00
>>51752289
Do you fetishize your mother?
>>51752165
i want out this country
>first anime posters ruined /cum/
>now anime posters are ruining /brit/
>>51752289
iktf
Also a mum/son fetish but only porn and hentai, the thought of it in real life is disgusting.
>>51752311
I don't watch the ""sport"" of wogball
>>51752264
Yes?
Is that weird?
>>51752180
Would it be any different? Except the no jews or non whites part.
I mean the allies defeated Germany yet we never conquered their people and took over their country? Would the nazis have really done that to us?
I mean hitler sort of liked Britain, he liked all white countries. He thought that Britain and America were fighting him because we were being controlled by the Jews.
>>51751869
>what would you propose i do then?
Jesus christ, tell them now to prepare them so that Christmas isn't fully ruined. You can't surprise people like that an expect them to act well. It's an unrealistically high standard to hold them to.
Someone you know as one gender becoming another gender is a big shock.
Phone them tomorrow and tell them.
The longer they have to process it, the less bad Christmas day will be for everyone involved.
>>51752328
Yawn inducing.
>>51752359
This is tame.
>>51752359
I'm not exaggerating when I say this, it's literally two people.
>>51752359
>>51752359
/cum/ was always shit
Right.
Own up.
Which one of you wrote that "/brit/" thing in the Eliot college bathrooms?
>>51752123
drugs & memes my friend, drugs & memes.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
just brushed my teeth
reminder to brush your teeth twice daily or else i will never EVER kiss you
>>51752375
Why not?
You're not English?
>>51752333
used to have fantasies about shagging her up the shitpipe but only when i was 13
>>51752363
i know what you mean, have you ever shagged a mature lady?
>>51752427
*raises paw*
I finally understand why aspies are so attracted to anime despite being repulsed by regular human interaction. Hear me out.
So when you have autism your senses are dulled, right? Well, with anime, each characters' features, (physical & personality) are accentuated to such a degree that they register to the aspie's sensory-deficient brain at a similar level as ordinary features might excite the neurotypical. Let's take a closer look:
In anime:
>Cute = Fuckhuge eyes, babyish personality, stammering & clumsy
>The protagonist is invariably shy, sort of goofy, but also gluttonous, often gorging on food in the same manner that shut-in spergs often do to relieve stress.
>Personality traits are constantly reinforced by overplayed tendencies towards certain behaviours. Having a hobby means talking about nothing else, ever
>Emotions - portrayed to their extremes, sometimes accompanied by unnatural, drawn-out vocalizations, with the camera remaining on the characters face for extended periods, as if to provide a cue to the viewer that there are FEELINGS on display
>Everyone is constantly agreeable & unassuming, friendship groups are tight-knit & rarely experience turbulence, satisfying fantasies of unconditional social acceptance without fear of humiliation or rejection
>Girls are cardboard cutouts, uninterested in sex, eliminating the complications of having to relate to the opposite sex
>Characters are infantilized in an aesthetic sense, exhibit childlike personalities that resemble your typical sperg's, helping them to regress to a time before they were forced to cope with the dreadful anxiety of being expected to act like a grown-up
>This helps to create a character who the aspie can easily relate to, yet unlike the viewer, the hero succeeds despite his many peculiarities and neurological deficits and is in fact appreciated for his 'unique personality'
>While sex is mostly avoided in order to protect sperg from recalling uncomfortable feelings
>>51752393
I'll ring them tonight then...
>>51751510
Literally just a ranking of how good a shitposter I am. How is that not something to be proud of?
>>51752458
Filthy. Tell me more.
how we doing lads
>>51752405
at least 4
what is the point?
>>51752458
Mate I haven't shagged anyone let alone a mature lady. Wouldn't have a clue how to shag one. Though I know you get some older slags in clubs but they're usually pretty grim.
>>51752486
alri
>>51752384
Fair enough
I'll believe you ... for now. :)
eating some carrots
>>51752497
5
>>51752486
depressed, you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggzxInyzVE
fucking underrated man
fuck off 1d
>>51752486
proxy pls
>>51752486
oh shit
im good
how are you my argentine friend
>>51752468
desu I like anime because of the diversity of topics.
I can watch giant robots fighting each other, and I can watch girls being cute and doing nothing.
>>51752391
It's hard to say but I imagine Communism would have exploded latter on if they won, western democracies woul be seen as collaborators and the commits would come out of the woodwork on hitlers death to sweep the West.
>>51752391
He really liked Britain, I think it would be better for you, probably worse for us as he didn't think Celtic people were in the same league.
It's interesting to think what would have happened once he died, where Nazism would have gone.
paperwork for my employment tribunal being submitted tomorrow lads
>>51752486
If there was a button I could press that would erase me from existence and all actions I've made in time I would break my thumb on it.
First of all women are not treated like slaves, they are treated equally to men so maybe ure talkin about some other religion. How can u even be so sure about everything ure saying? have u researched on our religion. if YES then im sure ure probably making all this up just to get attention bcz no website or page would say all this shit about Islam and if NO then you are fuckin NOBODY to say all this bcz u dont kno anything about this religion. ISIS also blew up a mosque and claim that theyre muslims.... yeeehhhh cuz that makes sooooo much sense. Thirdly why wud u believe anything that the terrorists wud say anyway. if theyve sed theyre muslims doesnt mean that they are. they are TERRORISTS FOR GOD SAKE! they LIE, CHEAT, BETRAY AND KILL INNOCENTS. thats all they fuckin do. Islam teaches us NOT to kill people,it teaches us to be patient and forgive people. and finally if ALL muslims were terrorists then none of yous would be alive right now!
What do I say to this?
>"Hello family I have something to tell you. See mot only am I a bender but I'm a tranny, which means you can be sure I'm the receiver not the pitcher. Sorry dad, you can't still hold onto "well maybe he's the top that ain't so bad". Also since I was not getting enough cock in my arse and mouth I decided to try and look like a woman to increase my cock getting chances merry Christmas"
>>51752539
just fuck off lickdicki, you have awful taste.
>>51752537
6
>>51752472
Good idea. However it goes, imagine it 10 times worse and that's what you'd have got on Christmas day.
Feels pretty good to have just salvaged someones Christmas, lads.
>>51752497
Nope.
Hampshire + whoever else at the time.
Also it only ever happens when the Hampshire bender shows up.
can anyone smell quavers?
>>51752468
I think you better watch at least one
Fate would be better because Irish lancer is cool tbqh lad
>>51752468
i don't have a horse in this race, but i don't think you understand autism very well at all
t. was nearly diagnosed with it, brother has it and generally understand it
p.s no i don't watch anime and neither does he
2 hours of screen on time at 80% battery ahah
>>51752180
>>51752223
This.
No pakis but also no freedom or fun desu
literally my anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W51u9XMMmJQ
>>51752543
very good and I can assure you I have no affiliations with those filthy argies
>While Marine opposed gay marriage relatively quietly, Marion was an unapologetic fixture in France’s 2013 mass protest rallies against same-sex marriage.
>When Marine applauded as progress a prominent gay-rights activist joining the party, Marion wrote an op-ed slamming the lobbyist.
>When Marine censured a party executive for whipping up fears that French Muslims could turn on the nation in a sudden swarm, Marion defiantly retweeted his nativist alarm.
>Marine loves unwinding in nightclubs with a boisterous, diverse group of friends (“gays, Jews, Arabs and freemasons,” I was told by one hostile Frontiste). Marion walks to Chartres for the annual pilgrimage, has promised to cut subsidies to the Family Planning offices in Provence Côte d’Azur if she wins.
>Marine’s chief adviser, a former Leftist Socialist , was outed by Closer magazine when holidaying with his partner: Marion supported the movement against gay marriage with brought millions in the streets in 2012.
She is literally perfect lads.
