Ricky Jervais edition
cara
>de gay
martha stewart
first for birmingham
maisie
>>51756818
mfw you lads make a post
carree
smug anime
>>51756824
yeah it sucks, gonna have lots of people screaming at me soon because their parcels didn't arrive for christmas haha
that'll do pig
that'll do
>>51756834
her daughter is an absolute degen
Who else binge eats when depressed?
Bit touch and go for a minute there but they pulled through.
>>51756897
extremely fast reply
reckon the gf wants me to impregnate her after watching me take care of my little sister tbqh
Now the Yankee lay low down with gold
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers
>>51756870
That sounds horrendous desu. I understand why people get pissed off, abuse callers and quit.
>>51756907
not bad
>>51756870
What do you work as la?
I get people screaming because they suddenly have no recollection of how to use their work PC they've been using for the past 6 months
>>51756848
Coming straight put of Coventry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E6iDYgyDZo theme
Fly like cashmere, last year, my team caught bodies in Gravesmere
Hit a store owner named Mike Lavonia
Italiano, slanted-eyed bangin them fat Milano
Selling coke right out the bottle
Sometime, a nigga brought nines to test with mines
Crazy peace, buying keys in Greece
Was a rich nigga, picture the nigga without dope figures
Condo with his chick, rockin a gold Vigor
Mafia flicks, tyin up tricks was his main hobby
Teachin his seed, Wu-Tang karate
Mixin drinks in clubs, hairy chest with many minks
Night time rollin with spics
Extra live, he claimed he couldn't die, top rank
Took sixteen shots in his fist to bank
And his pet piranha, he named him marijuana
Smokin ganja, callin his weed paisandra
Claimin New York was ancient Babylon
Where the sky stayed the color of grey, like her-on
I can't front though, truck loads of indo
Soon to blow slow, his ass is out now, tally-hoe
>>51756917
Impregnating a beautiful woman is my greatest fantasy desu
>>51756899
I starve myself when I'm sad mate
>>51756830
this sounds really weird but her knee is so attractive in this
i mean i know her face and everything about her is too, but her knee just looks.....nice in that pic
probably looks so attractive because of those wooly socks and you can see a bit of her thigh
so pretty
cara
>>51756866
>Kyary gets her hair done at bettie in Harajuku
All I need to do is get a very expensive haircut every single day and I'm bound to bump into her sooner or later.
plymouth
wasn't gonna drink because i have to get up for work at 6 but i'm getting dangerously bored
drink y/n?
Kicky Gervais
>"Rolling Stones star Ronnie Wood is said to be "thrilled" as he is set to become a father again at the age of 68."
>>51756973
do the extra fingers come in handy la
>>51756983
Lost forty pounds as a teenager due to depression. It swings.
>>51756917
Do it lad, you lucky bastard
Bust your nut deep inside her tumescent pussy and impregnate her
*a roar can be heard from the back of the thread*
/BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT/s!
*a smug Canadian steps into the light from the shadows, clapping sarcastically while glancing at all the /brit/ posters*
Heh...what a nice little general...a shame you can never hope to be as glorious as /cum/. *spins tophat before throwing it onto a coat hook quite graciously*
Yes...quite a quaint general, if I say so myself. *grins, revealing a flash of perfectly formed white teeth*
>>51757027
me on the left
In a generous mood tonight lads, who wants a (You)?
>>51757001
sounds like a proper solid plan senpai
>>51756830
>tfw comfy jumper season
>>51757029
Yeah when I got it in your sisters cunt lad
For the idiots in the last thread arguing against proportional representation:
>http://www.electoral-reform.org.uk/additional-member-system
You can keep your local MP's and still have proportional representation.
Local representation isn't at risk.
>>51757049
pedo
>>51756900
>>51756949
I do customer service for a parcel company
People call in to ask when their parcels are going out or to make a delivery to neighbour request or to leave it in a safe place or collect it from a shop/depot instead
most common thing is people saying their parcel was signed for and they didn't receive it which means it was delivered somewhere else and I just tell them to contact the sender of the parcel to make a signature dispute, if I'm feeling extra helpful then I call the driver and tell him he delivered it to the wrong address then he can go and collect it back and redeliver it
>>51757049
pedo
>>51757044
kind of want to desu after watching her with my little sister
silly hormones haha
Would anybody like to have a chat with me?
>>51757049
sick fuck
>>51757055
delet this
>>51757028
Disgusting.
What are some good, innovative gimmicks I could deploy in my quest for (You)s in /brit/?
>>51757086
>reddit: The shoe
>reddit: The filename
>>51757049
oi mate you're a right pedo
>>51757028
a lad at my school's dad died in like year 5, he was like 70 odd then
he had brothers who were like 40 and nephews/neices that were older than him
bit weird tbf
The same people who want proportional representation are angry at the Liberal Democrats for reneging on their tuition fee promise.
Proportional representation leads to minority and coalition governments, and those come about through back room post election deals.
Tories got 45%, Labour got 45% and Lib Dems got 10%? You may end up with a social democratic government, you may end up with a classical liberal government. No one knows. Not even the Lib Dem voters.
How is that any fairer?
Any /chemistry/ lads in here?
How can I convert my 1dm3 of 20vol. hydrogen peroxide into 40vol. ?
I only have 100vol. hydrogen peroxide available for use. I want to know the volume I need to add to make it 40vol.
Cheers
>>51757049
>Stephen Merchant next to get yewtree'd
>pedo
YANKS OUT
>>51757048
This desu
>>51757085
>pedo
fuck off yank
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~27028470147e404827be204662760929750210272358083d27d89464ceb929b58&pass=1
pw: 191cm
>>51757049
dirty paedo scum
Why the fuck do weekends go so fast?
>>51757087
sounds hellish 2bh
>>51757049
No offense mate, but you look like a right nonce.
Please direct all anime here
>>>/a/134429075
>>>/a/134429075
>>>/a/134429075
>>51757098
What would you like to talk about, friend?
>>51757108
>shoe
silly
>>51757073
got a really corny christmas jumpre yesterday
>>51757108
is a 'stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg' appropriate here?
>>51757135
Have you tried using a beaker?
>>51757048
Anyone notice this post? Haha just saw it
>>51757166
my weekend is just beginning
>>51757132
Well I think political parties should be forced to compromise to try and represent the majority of the country.
I don't think a system where <40% of the voters get their way is a good system.
>>51757186
good la
>>51757198
sure, just change the filename
>>51757190
I don't know. How is your life going? Tell me some positives and negatives about your life right now.
>>51757049
pedo
>>51757085
>>51757087
>>51757102
>>51757115
>>51757137
>>51757164
>>51757177
literally all directed to me
>>51757241
all me
>>51756891
> So because there's not a large concentration of a particular political movement in anyone one given area their opinions shouldn't be heard and they shouldn't be represented in government?
not when there's a significantly larger concentration of another particular political movement, no
>And no, it wouldn't make weak governments. It'd make governments that have to learn to fucking compromise and work for the people of the country.
how is a government that finds itself compromising not a weak government? at the very least you get that a government with a majority is a stronger government than a coalition, right?
>>51757241
literally all dictated by me
>>51757241
all me
>Liverpool Football Club
>>51757228
That's not possible mate.
>Text her with a question
>No word of an answer
Fuck sake. Might just cut her from my life and be done with it. Save me the hassle.
>>51757048
LOL
>>51757202
fuck off paki
need a stereo -> mono solution that actually works
>>51757302
haha
>>51757283
she's sucking off an alpha male, don't worry she might get back to you when she's finished
>>51757309
get 2 mono speakers but have one play the left channel and one play the right channel haha
>>51757302
me too thanks
British posters > American posters > Canadian Posters > Australian posters
Watching any good tv brit?
>>51757283
My gf always responds to my texts, every single time. But she gives me so much shit if I forget to respond to hers.
>>51757302
me af lmao
>>51757326
She's a lesbian.
>>51757228
If you want people getting what they want, why not push for Swiss style referenda and less government over all? People free to decide for themselves what they want to do with their lives and the money they earned?
>>51757387
Peeky Blinders currently
>>51757374
brit > aussie >>>>>>>> north americans
>>51757374
Brits>Aussie>American>DUDE WEED
>>51757374
I think you forgot somebody
>>51757234
In a bit of a dead end desu, not letting it get me down though.
negatives:
-currently unemployed
positives:
-money saved, and time to enjoy myself
-spate of interviews coming up
-reconnected with old friends
-I will get to enjoy christmas in a comfy cottage my parents have moved to
-get to spend time with you lvoely people
How about you, how's life treating you?
NEW POLL FRSH OUT THE OVEN
http://strawpoll.me/6197411
http://strawpoll.me/6197411
http://strawpoll.me/6197411
>>51757302
me_irl
>>51757374
australian > brit > yank > leaf
>>51756897
Who is she
>>51757241
one me
>>51757302
bit more successful this time
>>51757451
what do you mean
got £543.72 in the bank lads haha
>>51757101
he is my husbando x
>>51757374
British posters > Australian posters>POWER GAP>Dutch posters>Kiwi posters>Irish posters>BIG POWER GAP>Canadian posters>ENORMOUS POWER GAP>yanks
>>51757468
thanks lad, racking up the (You)s
>>51757048
Haha guys you totally missed this post
getting told to unironically fuck off in other threads lads and it's unironically hurting my feelings
i'm a cold ass nigga
a cold ass nigga
the type to pop the clip and reload ass nigga
>>51757436
had a nice laugh cheers mate
>>51757420
>>51757421
>>51757444
>>51757489
We are the navvies who work upon the railway
Swingin' our hammers in the bright blazin' sun
Layin' down track and buildin' the bridges
Bendin' our old backs 'til the railroad is done
So over the mountains and over the plains
Into the muskeg and into the rain
Up the St. Lawrence all the way to Gaspe
Swingin' our hammers and drawin' our pay
Drivin' 'em in and tyin' 'em down
Away to the bunkhouse and into the town
A dollar a day and a place for my head
A drink to the livin' and a toast to the dead
Oh the song of the future has been sung
All the battles have been won
O'er the mountain tops we stand
All the world at our command
We have opened up the soil
With our teardrops and our toil
For there was a time in this fair land when the railroad did not run
When the wild majestic mountains stood alone against the sun
Long before the white man and long before the wheel
When the green dark forest was too silent to be real
When the green dark forest was too silent to be real
And many are the dead men too silent to be real
>>51757503
abstinence on
going to make lots of toast because i haven;t eaten yet
>>51757486
fuck off billionaire
>>51757374
Everyone > me
maisie
>>51757489
>ranking paddies above anybody
>>51757549
literally never posted there
doing a vsepr
have precisely £1001.01 in the bank lads
binary shit
>>51757503
*gives you a comforting hug*
>>51757411
You have to strike a balance. There's too much democracy, where tyranny of the masses can take over (Swiss system) and then there's what we have where over 50% of peoples votes make zero difference to how the country is run.
There's a nice middle ground called proportional representation.
@Captcha:
FUCKING USELESS FUCKING STREET SIGN SHITE. JUST ASK ME TO PICK OUT FOOD OR WHATEVER YOU CUNT. I PICK THE SIGNS, AND YOU ALWAYS SAY IT'S WRONG. FUCK.
>>51757548
this
>>51757048
10/10
>>51757574
>anime
Yeah, nah
Have about £5000 in the bank lads
>>51757551
excellent post
>>51757593
okay
>>51757503
fuck off
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
have ~£50k in the bank lads hehe
>>51757520
Nova Scotia eh? You got a lot of moose up erh? eh?
>>51757635
billionaires out
>>51757420
>>51757421
>>51757423
>>51757444
>>51757489
>>51757548
I'm RICH in (you)s!! Cheers lads! (but fuck australian posters and canadian posters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
>>51757543
I don't have anything to buy :c
only thing I bought since starting work is more clothes
>>51757635
5000 pounds? Sounds like an American weight haha
>>51757635
I aim to have about £5k end of next yeah, might even be able to do £8k
>>51757652
thought you should know x
How was your flag collecting today lads
>>51757672
(You)
I own all the banks lads
>>51757672
Money!
Money!
Money!
MONAY!
>>51757662
Not a lot of meese tbqh but lots of wildcats and marine life
>>51757660
giz a bit la
>>51757689
hey nice england flag you've got there mate
>>51757602
Have Swiss style cantons. If Scots or somebody says "Eat the rich" and raise taxes to 80℅, everyone with money just moves somewhere else. Include a bill of rights prohibiting torture and slavery and stuff.
>>51757674
do a save
>>51757689
link to post
>>51757683
Mission accomplished, lad, happy to help as always xox
>>51757694
jews out
>>51756818
hol' on isn't it Ricky GGGGervais? not Jervais haha we all make mistakes lad, everyone has those days
lads i accidentally got a bit of deep heat on my lip and it stings like a cunt
>>51757635
Have like £11,000 wahey
>>51757604
Glad you agree x
>>51757751
I own all the jews lads
>>51757765
fuck off trillionaire
>>51757714
I met a politician from Nova Scotia. He was visiting the British Parliament for some Commonwealth thing. He gave me a lapel pin with your flag on it.
>>51757635
me too wahhheyyyyyy
>>51757753
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE
I was done on purpose haha
Normie phrases I don't understand: pro-strata
>>51757800
>>51757426
I hope you land a job that you like from one of those interviews. I will also be spending Christmas at my parents newly acquired cottage on a farm, which is a bit of a weird coincidence. Do you have a love interest?
Mine is currently on a bit of a downhill patch, but things are slowly looking up. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago, and that was shit, but I am moving on now.
Don't really see my friends a lot any more, but the positives of that are that I am drinking less. Passed my driving test and thinking of maybe being a cabbie for a bit because it's easy and I know the owner of a firm. Bit no job as of now which is pretty gay.
5/10 current life score I reckon.
>>51757800
i always notice you senpai
Work christmas do lads. Going on my own. tfw no gf.
Going to be depressing I reckon. Going to duck out early.
>>51757756
*kisses it better*
>>51757793
Neat
tfw close relation of the rothschilds
>>51757635
think i just broke even after getting paid on sat
guess i'll be -£200 by the end of the week until my next payment
sick of overdraft :(
>>51757734
I am
I'll spend some when I decide to grow a pair and ask work girl out haha
Islam
>>51757854
I get paid on the last friday of each month.
Last friday this month is the 18th.
Last friday next month is the 29th...
Fuck my life.
Now I've bought all my shit for the next year, I can probably have like £700 in my account when I get paid.
Start saving for a house deposit innit
>>51757469
Whos her daughter
>>51757930
are you D A V E or some other manchester poster
Who are the best Canadian musicians?
I say Stan Rogers, Gordon Lightfoot and Joni Mitchell are up there.
doing a wank to 16yo kpop idols hehehe
>I'll do anything for you
>I did everything for you
>>51757724
The rich don't leave Switzerland la'
>Eating a live spider in order to get a packet of crisps
Ant and Dec get crueler by the year.
>>51757827
Country life is comfy desu. The old house is on the outskirts of a small town, not too much of a leap to go to the middle of nowhere.
>Do you have a love interest?
No, sadly.
Used to drink far too much, so I stopped before it became a problem and I started drinking alone when the social life died.
>>51758017
nonce
>>51758005
Avril Lavigne is the fittest
3:28 PM: still doing a vsepr
>>51757930
what does 'shit for next year' entail?
proper lass, family
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=105844090
>>51758005
Purity Ring cos theyre the only i can think of right now
>>51758090
valence shell electron pair repulsion?
>>51758080
>Not Lights
kek
'Cause I'm the ice cream man, I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm the ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
>>51758005
unironically fond of Michael Buble haha
>>51758104
>18yo female doing online dating
catfish 2bh
very pretty girl whoever it is anyway
>>51758005
Carly Rae Jepsen
Avril
>>51758122
yes
>>51758142
lel
>>51758130
Hnng. Shes just my type.
>>51758142
playing a bit of witcher lads
enjoyed this use of meme words haha
>>51758104
Why does pof put star signs with ethnicity?
>>51758142
heh
>>51758039
Yeah, don't ever want to become an alcoholic. My Dad is an alcoholic and it fucking sucks. Yes country life is nice, I do like the convenience of the city, though.
>>51758005
RUSH, BRO, RUSH
lads what should i get for christmas
>friday
>talking mates at university
>we got talking about who was born in a different country
>skipped one guy because he was obviously a Brit
>he didn't think so
>ask him where he was born because all we know he could of moved to the UK when he was young
>He literally, unironically, said he was born in Cornwall
>everyone fucking pissed themselves
>I couldn't breath for 5 minutes
>is face had a mix of rage and sadness
>he left us looking like he was going to cry
>haven't heard from him all weekend
Almost feel sorry for the poor lad. Imagine being born in Cornwall
>>51758130
>>51758142
lammow
>>51758216
your 2 front teeth
>>51758232
Lights is qter and has better music haha
>>51758216
a gf
>>51758216
books and a gym membership
inb4 hat man or reddit
>>51758005
neil young
>>51758216
a gf
>>51758080
I was in Ottawa and in the summer they play this video onto the wall of the Parliament buildings of Canadian history and famous Canadians.
I don't think Avril Lavigne was one of them. It was pretty cool desu. Ended to the national anthem.
>>51758249
Delete this
>>51758005
Tre mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNh6uQSc88
>>51758017
reported to gchq
also no memes drake is actually good
>>51758104
>owns a car
>prefers not to say
>>51757734
>>57675995
>>51758158
favo(u)rite michael buble song?
Radiator needs bleeding desu.
More exciting life updates on the way, I know you lve it.
>>51758232
Perfect
>"Oi mate, you peeking at me chest? You want to gom8, I'll get me friends to fuck you up"
what do?
>>51758311
fugg
>>51758329
think you need one too la
>>51758301
fight me hoser
>>51758232
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3vnpav/15_things_i_learnt_about_islam_and_british_values/
omg muslims are just like us :')
>tfw arguing with Muslims on youtube
>>51758371
I am feeling a bit under the weather desu, it might help.
>>51758005
bahamas is comfy af
>>51758245
>51758245
GEE IF ONLY I HAD MY TWO FRONT TEETH
THEN I COULD WISH YOU MARRY CHRISTMAS!
>>51758005
Neil Young, k.d. Lang, Rush, Les Georges Leningrad, the list goes on.
>>51758104
You just reminded me to look for slags in my local area.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=83153069
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=105768287
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77195706
>tfw i'm not a Shelby
why live
>>51758375
your the only hoser here, hoser
BABYCAKES
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW KNOW
HOW I I
LIKE ON THE LOW LOW
>>51758362
pull the blonde lads trousers down then give the lad in pink a slap
>>51758162
high school ending creates lots of confused, lonely teens. did for me.
I think youre being a bit too cynical.
She messaged me back. A lot of other attractive girls have too, so this site has been a big confidence booster for me.
>>51758207
no idea why it's even on there tbqh
doing an anxiety
>>51757135
100 vol hydrogen peroxide is 30% strength, 40 vol is 12%, 20 vol is 6%
so what you do la is you make a solution of 800 mL 30% soln. and add 200 mL water to make one litre 24% solution then combine this with you 1 litre 6% solution
hope you're not making bombs la haha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5A4DnGtis
>>51758440
delete this
>>51758440
R A R E
A
R
E
>>51758467
wtf is this degeneracy?
>>51758158
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpQzsiyNwOg
>>51758427
a-are you laughing at me?
>>51758440
>your
>>51758444
good post
>>51758104
>pof
nice lad i've been on 2 dates with some girl from there now (within 4 days too!!)
>>51758407
fucking reddit they out do themselves
