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Eternal Marina edition
GOAT EDITION
birmingham is the last bastion of the white race
this kills the anime
firmino
Can't go on much longer lads.
I've gone from no captchas to auto-fail streetsign captchas and it's not even noon 2bh.
>I'll do anything for you
>I did everything for you
Rewatched Hanna last night and fell in love with her all over again haha
>when a yank/italian/jf makes the new thread
>Poleaboos sister just used the term "Netflix and chill" while talking to her mate
anon whats the gayest thing you ever did?
What is this lads?
It looks like Facebook users are performing some kind of /b/-tier "raid"
>>51746650
>birmingham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqh0W_e9YI
>>51746719
>gay anime poster
Every time
>>51746603
actually her name's John Cena
>>51746718
Give up on this gimmick Ribena
Azusa and Jun and also Ui
>>51746775
good meme xD
really cold and dont want to do my poo
>>51746739
literally me on the left
>>51746719
posted Ritsu
>5:35 pm on a sunday
where do the weekends go lads? it's not like i've achieved anything either
>>51746800
>tfw your cold as fuck and you go for a shit and you expect the toilet seat to be freezing but it's actually warmer than you are
Feels good desu
POSTED TOP LAD ROCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u6DvRyyKGU
>>51746833
>5:35pm is a bad thing
ive got another 5 fucking hours to sit through before i can sleep
utter utter bollocks
>>51746852
ooo radiator is right next to the toilet might be alright actually
>"oi faggot, you're waifu a shit"
what do?
>early yank thread with paki op
>>51746739
Why do they all do that finger pointing thing lads?
tfw the man in the sky is finally purging the North with biblical floods
this is shit. every edition needs to be anime edition. otherwise its just shit.
might even settle for a paki gf at this stage lads
>>51746928
>Paki
m8 she's greek and welsh
>>51746945
pointing to allah (swt)
eating some fresh juicy blackberries
>>51746951
fuck off hampshire you fucking inbred cunt
Proper tune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqAc2Ux1Tw
>>51746974
>blackberries are in the rose family
Never knew that desu
>>51746945
one god
who /comfy/ here
building a treehouse in minecraft lads
>>51747063
>s*ream
>>51747041
same with raspberries
that's why you have to pick through the thorns to get them
Just gave a bunch of curious fuckers a sign of approval to be my followers on instagram (my instagram is private), lads. Heh! I want to see how long they want to remain as my followers. ;)
Social media are pretty sick, aren't they, lads? (~_°)
>>51747007
back off kid
>>51747063
>normieball
kek lads
>>51747117
what the fuck are lip enhancers
>>51746719
first time a girl sucked my dick i stopped her after like five minutes to go snog her and taste my own dick off her lips
lots of tongue involved
>>51747133
>>51747117
>>51747117
fucking lel, spastic.
>>51747133
probably something that sucks your lips to make them bigger since big puffy lips are in right now x
>>51747110
shutup or ill grab your butt and rape you till your bp leaks out cum
#Youain’tnoMuslimbruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lafbSAJ-C6I
really nice track 2bh
>>51747175
*doesn't shut up*
>tfw just realised I have loads of gatherings over next 2 weeks
>extended family get together on the 13th
>Work christmas meal sometime between then can't remember the date
>formal close family meal 20th
suddenly feel very stressed tbqhwyl
test
>>51746655
what anime is this
>>51747176
I want this apologism ride to end
unironically jammed to this in my car earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>>51747175
i dont know what that means, but if you are being mean, stop being mean!
>>51746739
geezas got a jokes face
>>51747203
people are expecting presents from me but nobody told me what they want yet ffs they'll just get money at this rate smH senpai then they'll have nothing to open
>>51747273
oh fuck there's going to be a work secret santa as well
JUST
*A non-muslim bruv kicks your door in and holds you at knife point and tells you to post your best gimmick*
well?
>>51747314
post Rina
>>51747314
You ain’t no muslim bruv
>>51747231
>newspapers literally have headlines declaring "no true Muslim would do this"
>>51747309
the place I work is too big for something like that so I don't think that'll happen to me hopefully, it's literally just a big room with about 150 people in it
>>51747333
fairly rare Ritsu
why am i even saving these, stop posting sexy boys
donated some money to someone asking for donations on reddit haha
should probably start on that there essay soon
>>51747414
why
>>51747363
That would need to be pretty well organised if they did desu
failed reps at the gym today lads because i fucked up my shoulder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a3KJ6-yB8Y
looks comfy
janny's gonna be busy hahahahahahah
>>51747472
>tfw rotator cuff problems for the past year and I still haven't seen anyone about it
can i post this?
>I post anime
post lewd k-ons please
>>51747565
i see nipple
>>51747565
but why would you
>>51747333
>13th month
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
>>51747590
i think its shadow.
also no lewd K-ons. no no no no no. no no no no no.
>anime
>>51747482
Bring in the workers and bring up the rails
We gotta lay down the tracks and tear up the trails
Open her heart let the life blood flow
Gotta get on our way 'cause we're moving too slow
Me on the right
>>51747564
think my rotator cuff was the problem too lad, was bench pressing and when i tried pressing up my left shoulder clicked a bit then i just couldnt lift it at all on that side got well embarrassed
>>51747063
>mac
>>51747482
thank you for linking this comfy youtube channel
>anime
>>51747621
>AintNo
ayy
Azusa
>>51747662
It's nasty m8, sometimes I swear my shoulder is on the verge of dislocating. Fucking hurts too.
>>51747595
i really like it.
usagi
>>51747682
oh yeah, double negative, the man was telling the truth everyone just misunderstood him
who is the hottest chav?
Are all the anime posters new? /brit/ was never this fucking shite in the old days
done a big fat poo in my toilet lads
>>51747738
>hot
Fuck off yank
deep tune lads x
https://soundcloud.com/asapferg/tatted-angel
>>51747772
its pretty much two people desu
monday tommorow
>>51747723
bunny a slut.
>>51747753
i dont have one,
>>51747787
what do you say then? fittest?
>>51747820
BIG
can see my top 2 rows of abs lads im making it x
>>51747835
Yes mate
>>51747820
sionis a shit
>>51747816
>Maldives
>>51747835
pengest
>>51747674
I've been watching his videos for like the last 3 hours haha
>>51747820
not exactly a chav is she, you stupid fucking yankl
>>51746945
They are all operating at levels >9000
>>51747859
all me
>>51747859
Animeposters are always gay erotic roleplayers.
I don't understand why.
>>51747859
all me
Cut down a tree in my parents back garden today. Borrowed a chainsaw off a mate, never done anything like that before. Ended up letting it fall on to their neighbours wooden fence, smashed it to pieces haha. they weren't best pleased.
/blog
>>51747859
all me
>>51747859
none me
>>51747820
>>51747873
She's such a qt
>>51747927
good lad
>>51747873
she sure likes grasping those long black poles
i dont really get the anti anime memes here? do you people not remember the anime wars, with mass banning, threads deleted and janny switching sides. in the end the anti-anime people were crushed.
>>51747873
Got the full set la'?
>>51747927
did you not think to check which way the tree would fall
>>51747873
would love to slap that 2bh
>>51747978
no sorry
>>51747964
s-shut up
>>51747772
buzz off grandad
>>51747912
not me
>>51747927
stupid cretin bellend
>>51747942
gas yerself
>>51747825
bunny a pure
>>51747966
idiots spamming endlessly against it doesn't make you lot any less annoying.
>>51747912
#NotAllAnimePosters
i aint no muslim bruv
>>51747966
>i dont really get the anti anime memes here
No one cares if you like anime
People are against it being obnoxiously spammed 24/7
>>51747333
*puts hands over eyes but peeks through*
s-stop it
>>51747962
it was actually all me ngl.
>>51747942
i do mind actually, that is a private place.
>>51748034
do you think you have an opinion here? why even post.
>>51748011
Fucks sake you had one (1) job
>>51748045
#YouAintNoAnimePosterBruv
>>51747975
>hair
R E D
F L A G
yeah mate i like my women bald
>>51748075
*puts hand over willy but peeks through*
Me on the right
>>51748091
kek
wearing my boxers inside out because I was too lazy to wash my clothes 2bh
>>51747433
because I'm a good guy :)
any notts man in? Just got my mandy sorted for nye
>>51747961
Thanks lad
>>51748027
Utterly autistic twat. Your parents literally regret having you.
>>51747981
Yeah, even had my mate pulling on a rope as hard as he could to make it fall towards the garden, but the wind just took it straight into the fence. Absolute carnage.
quite bored
>>51748071
it's literally two people from hampshire and they get banned every time for being too obnoxious
>>51747975
trap
>>51748189
>not spending nye shitposting alone
>>51748189
I understood about half those words, did I do well?
>>51748209
bit rude desu
>>51748189
NEver been to a club on NYE, think I prefer a house party/dinner party 2bh.
should be working on school hahahah
Going to have a walk
>>51748258
good lad
>>51748242
she looks cute and pure
>>51748295
Me on the right
>>51748181
me on the right
>>51748295
I wish i was a cute girl.
>>51748259
I'll translate it for you:
Are there any gentleman from Nottingham in this thread? I just arranged my personal supply of MDMA for New Year's Eve
>>51748242
me in the back
>>51748277
I normally just go to a house party/spend it with family but a few of my mates are back from being abroad over christmas so we're going out and getting twatted
due an acid attack desu
>>51748348
gentlemen* that should be
>>51748285
100 word essay for tomorrow? :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_X
john lennon was a little fucker
paying bail for this murdering nigger twice
Why don't people just buy speed instead of coke 2bh, I know it's a slightly different (worse) sensation, but speed is like an 1/8th of the price.
>>51748348
cheers, is everyone in /brit/ a druggie?
front national are going to have control over calais lads
>>51748445
Cocaine usage in London (measured by chemicals in sewage) is the highest in Europe, and something like 3 times the amount in Paris.
jej
Back from mass
Had to apologise for all the gayposting I've done this week
Hope God knows it's all ironic
>missed the animeposting because i was in the shower
not happy desu
>>51748396
10 page paper due at midnight but I'm almost finished t bh hahaha
>>51748445
probably
personally I haven't done anything other than weed for a couple years though
>>51748445
if you lived here you would have to take drugs too
>>51748431
Absolutely minging comedown, jaw aches for days from severe gurning, makes your dick shrink to a button mushroom and renders it pretty much unusable, really stings going up your nose, and sometimes makes it bleed.
It's cheap for a reason, it's disgusting.
ffs lads 25 word essay due in january and i havent even started my plan yet im completely fucked lads nice knowing you all
haroh
I amu Japanesu
>>51748466
1 (ONE) seat
implying the location is at all significant for the assembly
>>51748546
just do a letter a day
>>51748113
this tbf
>>51748538
>not dissolving it in water and drinking that
plen
>>51748573
too much to ask lad
>>51748466
>front national are going to have control over calais lads
Are they going to win Marseille? I'd rather live in marseille where the weather is warmer.
>>51748538
>jaw aches for days from severe gurning
this is the thing that makes me not want to take speed tbqh. I gurn badly enough from dizzle, even when I'm not particularly high I look fucked
>>51746603
Who the fuck is this semen demon?
>>51748567
2 regions actually, and that's out of 12, so pretty decent. Plus they're probably going to win the popular vote.
>>51748590
I love you
Thinking of converting to the Orthodox Church lads, the Church of England is destroying itself.
Good idea or nah? x
Why are brit boys so sissy?
>several times i've been sold 'coke' that is clearly just speed
S M H
>>51748607
rip
>>51748654
why not catholic?
>>51748616
Marseille is full of moslems so probably not
>>51748407
>mfw reading about Gale Benson
She had it coming t bh
>>51748627
the love of my life
the only thing keeping me going
the sole light in a dark world
>>51748657
have you seen brit girls
>>51748684
a paki cunt?
>>51748684
link whatever bullshit shes from lad
>>51748707
>paki
m8...
>>51748654
>orthodox
>>51748684
ugly paki
>>51748683
stupid racemixing slut got what was coming ur ryt lad
stupid whore no sympathy hahaha
>>51748657
>you will never cuddle with a real life shota
why live?
>>51748695
I have 2bh
>>51748684
how does it feel knowing she has no idea you exist, and if she did, she'd look at your life with a mild sense of disgust and then forget about you?
if you sah-gey teh rei, you are gay
>>51748813
What's the story behind this guy
>>51748750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
Don't fight it.
>>51748813
look at him and then look at the spotty prick he will become
why does puberty destroy beauty
cute > sexy
no paedo
>>51748601
I know some people dilute or bomb, I just like putting stuff up my nose, though. Haven't done speed for about four years, though. Last time I did it, I felt like shit for about a week, never bothered again.
>>51748766
I feel sorry for her since she's obviously been raised with extremely oikophobic ideals like everyone else in the West in the 60s, which eventually led to her death. At least she'll serve as an example.
>>51748855
kinda makes me want to lie down in the middle of a highway tbqh
banger desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMLCNFRTyZ0
>>51748886
>why does puberty destroy beauty
Testosterone.
Good thing im taking testosterone blockers.
https://twitter.com/PattyParsonsPat/status/668218093693501441
>>51748910
Her dad was a conservative politician so I doubt they had much of a relationship, can someone say daddy issues?
>not doing mandy with a wee bit of cheeky speed mixed in
Speedlads, what's the dosage like?
How much would you take for an adderal-esque slight buzz, how much to be up up up at a club?
obviously tolerance etc. but roughly?
oh i am so very tired
>doing drugs
Just told my stepdad I am thinking of going to Japan and he wasn't repulsed
Guess I have hidden my power level well
>>51749004
the lot
>>51748910
>At least she'll serve as an example.
BWHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
spoiler: sadly they don't
maisie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvQX8G7JY
>>51749041
t. craft beer enthusiast
Wonder what happened to that Finn that was going to uni in Scotland.
>>51747695
>>51748637
you're welcome
>>51748895
>felt shit for about a week
pure bullshit, ADHD children in america take 30mg doses every day.
>>51749089
I keep having dreams about maisie its quite lovely
caught her rubbing her bean through her leggings in my latest xx
do they put the shock ball on her nipples?
>>51749089
'''''''''''''''''''''''youtubers'''''''''''''''''''''
Fucking drown them already
>>51749106
I'll have you know @51749041 is a good friend of mine and has never touched drugs or alcohol in his life.
>>51749106
tbf I have fedoratastic tastes in booze (ales, single malt scotch, port etc) and also love a bit of minerals.
>>51749126
Hnnng
>>51748989
haha
lad offered to get me a tab of acid for 10 quid
never bought it before, but he's a scummy cunt so he's probably gonna try and rip me off
how much does acid actually go for?
>>51749181
me too ngl
>>51749145
Shit I'm prescribed 90mg a day, it pays my rent
doing a ready meal feeling like jamie oliver haha waheeey
>>51749219
£5-10 for a tab usually
>>51749219
It's probably not real / knockoff acid
>>51749219
something like that, but it's probably just 1p-LSD or AL-LAD which is quite a bit cheaper, like a fiver/tab.
>>51749114
we could all have chinese gfs?!!
fucking capitalists
love eating big steaming curries, downing lots pints
going to bed on a tummy churning
and doing big smelly poos the next day desu.
>>51749270
>>51749256
>>51749255
follow-up question, is it a good idea to do it alone?
>>51749153
She's qt
I had a dream about having a gf last night it was wonderful but I don't remember much about it :c
>>51749145
Ritalin is not straight up amphetamine, it just contains it, 30mg of Ritalin is not equivilent to 30mg of speed. Also, it's not cut with shit, speed is a very dirty drug, and it's very hit or miss. And I don't like gambling my wellbeing for the rest of the week when I can just buy drugs that are not shit, and will not make me feel like crap.
>tfw your threadwatcher is filled to the brim due to a productive day of shitposting but you dont want to clear it in case you miss a cheeky (you)
>>51749106
>I compare drinking one bottle of craft beer to doing a speedball
>>51749350
weird.
>>51749358
What else have you done before?
>>51749219
Usually a fiver a hit.
>>51749358
Absolutely do not do this the first time you take acid. Do it with friends you know and trust.
>>51749145
>>51749368
I used to take ritalin for short period of time as a child because I was 'diagnosed' with ADHD and it turned my into a zombie. Why anyone would take it for fun is beyond me.
>>51749358
>follow-up question, is it a good idea to do it alone?
maybe not. You might want a tripsitter so you don't do anything stupid
>>51749401
a lot of weed, that's pretty much it
this world is a whack bitch she never faithful
>>51749374
Did I? Don't think I did mate.
It takes awhile to absorb just how absolutely lied to we are. I was a left brained know it all, science worshipping atheist for 34 years. Then I had a fall from grace you could say from being an egoic, pompous asshole and 3 years ago awoke by my own search for truth and to fix myself. The first religious book I read was the book of Enoch during my search for truth. While it deeply resonated with me I filed it under bulls hit because the ascent through the heavens was described from a flat earth perspective and was still thinking we were in a universe as described by scientists. I awoke to flat earth at the beginning of the year and after the initial Neo feeling sick moment I am happier than ever before and fearless. I will be doing videos pretty soon and putting them on YouTube while simultaneously setting up a Linux server with a YouTube like sharing of videos because they will be cracking down very soon. Just watch all the fake shootings going on as flat earth is spreading. We will win because we are right. No more government, no more taxes, no more rape cages, no more human slavery. That's what knowledge of the flat earth will do for us. Once you fully get it you have to spread it, that's the ticket to freedom. Peace.
For every negative vote I take that as a compliment, either you are controlled opposition, the enemy, or just a dumb zombie who will pay 50% of their income to their enslavers and claim you are free. Please downvote away, it only shows I am right, which I know and everyone with half a brain knows.
>>51749398
is it?
curry is really tasty
pints are nice
being drunk is nice
letting out farts are nice
freeing a huge alcohol-soaked, curry-infused log is a divine way to spend a hangover
>>51749442
Don't do it on your own then
You don't know how much of an effect drugs can have on you so you won't be prepared
>>51749368
He's talking about Adderall which is the same as street speed only it's a racemic mixture so a little more d-amp
>>51749435
It has the reverse effect on you, ya dummy, that's the point. It mellows kids with ADHD and increases their concentration. People who don't have ADHD and take it get a serious buzz on
>>51749089
maisie is the winner...of my heart
>she will never tape ur hands up that eagerly
might top myself
that youtuber is a bellend
>>51749153
ball went in her fanny near the end
15 minutes until my curry arrives and I've not found anything on my laptop to watch. Getting a bit anxious..
Also, bought some chips with it. Gunna save the rice for tomorrow and then I can have a curry again. Proper scheming, and I've never had curry + chips.
>>51749503
yeah I don't like him and that's the only video I've seen of him
seems like a bellend haha
>>51749494
This is true and also the same with any other stimulant so if a cup of coffee relaxes you, go get checked.
Feel bad for kids growing up in the age of social media 2bh
imagine having your angsty teen faggot years broadcasted and documented for the world to see
>>51749472
You're a pretty disgusting person tbqh mate
Delivering a beer shit is not pleasant. It's a relief to be sure, but I take no joy in it.
>>51749517
>and I've never had curry + chips.
wow anon, chips are great for dippage
today i watched a british soccer game for the first time, feels good lads
>>51749544
>if a cup of coffee relaxes you, go get checked
that can also just mean you have a high caffeine tolerance.
Also just realised that must be why some people just get really monged when they take MD and just want to sit around smoking weed
Ingliš is e vest džermen lägvidž
>>51749634
*slurps*
>>51749634
tell us more
>>51749545
Business Idea: start taking site-rips of every social media account I can access (we're talking hundreds of milions of profiles here), stick them in secure storage, wait 10-15 years and blackmail the people in question with the threat of sending their teenage profiles out to their colleagues/clients/family etc.
Dragons Den material?
Eternal ANGLO
>>51749666
nice trips satan
do you lads ever whenever you see a big ugly girl do you ever go sort of "hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in a sort of deep strangled nasal bellow
>>51749634
>he didn't have four pints beforehand and a pint and a pukka-pie at half time
At least you tried lel
>>51749673
CHEEEN hows it going
>>51749666
it was a good game, there were no commercials or anything
feeling like a butterfly, shit, stuck in a glass jar
This is how we see ukrainian, belarusian and polish
Anglian spikkers wer weil staiblisht in sooth-eist Scotland bi the 7t yeirhunder. In the 13t yeirhunder Norman launainers an thair reteiners, speakin Northumbrian Middil Inglis, were bade tae cum n sattil bi the Keeng. Scots kyth'd fer the first tym en wrutten form en the mids o the 14t yeirhunner n didnae differ mukkil fae ither northren Inglis byleids. The Anglian leid o Scotland gra an its ain sinsyn. Bi the lat 15t yeirhunder the sicht fowk haed o the differs wi the leid spaken faurder sooth cam til the fore an Scots-spikkin Scots begoud tae crie thair leid "Scots". Scots haes lend-wirds fae the fak thit the Scots fowk haed contak wi Gaelic spikkers. Thair lend-wirds is fer ordinair anerlie fer geographical n cultural things, sik as clan an loch. Lyk onie leivin leid, Scots haes chynged ae bittie ower the years, tho it haes arguablie stey'd naurer til its Anglo-Saxon springheid than Inglis. Monie Scots wirds hae becum pairt o the Inglis ava: flit, greed, eerie, cuddle, clan, stob.
>people who live on flood plains
lmao @ these thick cunts
have you ever been superliked on tinder by a real person lads?
>>51749819
i get superliked enough irl i dont need tinder desu
>>51749800
Always a cunt with a canoe taking a trip to the shops..
does beer make you fat
i want to remain skinny but drink beer
>>51749819
I need to get tinder.
How does the picture thing work? Just any facebook photo you're tagged in?
>>51749819
I have never used tinder
I don't have Facebook and would be embarrassed if anybody I know saw me on it
Lads I have a concussion after I banged my head in a fall and still have to type a 1500 word essay for Tuesday. Do I ask for mitigating circumstances and risk getting penalized with a 40% mark or do I try to pull it off and hand it in on Tuesday?
>>51749819
Yeah I think so but she was a bit of a munter
Superliked my coworker and she matched with me, although it was a bit of a joke since I texted her right after I saw her and I know she likes me anyways
>>51749634
Did you enjoy it?
>>51749819
I don't tinder. The fuck is a superlike?
>>51749853
yeah mate, beer bellies and all
>>51749853
Calories in/Calories out
baka 2bh
>>51749854
You get to pick which ones you want it to show but yeah, anything from your fb.
>>51749819
How do you even get the confidence to use tinder and meet up with someone just for shag?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3347671/ISIS-army-scientists-set-wage-chemical-biological-war-West-Experts-warn-weapons-mass-destruction-carried-undetected-Europe-Union.html
>tfw going back to London in a week
>>51749858
Can you get a doctors note?
>>51749819
i dont have tinder 2bh
>>51749597
I like pooing what can i say.
>>51749858
1500 words is a day's work mate
you'll be fine. Depending on what it is an essay is mindless work anyway
>>51749910
hmm I really need somebody to upload some good ones of me S M H
Only got one recent one I like ngl
>>51749858
get a doctors note then, don't tell me you self diagnosed this concussion.
>>51748317
banter!
>>51749922
>Believing anything printed in the Daily Mail
Come on, mate. You know better than that.
>tfw nowhere near any major cities
I do apologize, on my behalf, you see I make few regrets, one of them was investing trust in you. Coming from an elitist, I thought you would be able to handle a simple situation, but instead, your little walk today proves you would only add drama to it, and you know I hate drama. I don’t know why you had to fret over this, I thought you were more mature, but again, my mistake, not yours. I gave you the benefit of the doubt though, that’s all I can say that I did right on my behalf. You know my plate is full, and rather than helping me, you would prove to be yet another task to manage, it simply goes beyond rational. I hope you learn that it really isn’t all about you, no matter how much you try to make it so. This may sound like an aggressive letter, but it’s not, rather, it’s my final gift to you, as I know, this is the only way you’ll come to a reasonable understanding of what today was really about. Good luck, and goodbye.
>>51749904
yeah but who the fuck drinks calories
just eat less on the day of alcohol consuming?
>>51749917
I've only met a couple of people and not shagged either. Tbh its more of a confidence boost to think people find you attractive.
>>51749922
at least its in Europe rather than someplace that matters
got 5 girls after my cock
on a eroge that is haha
>>51749959
WHAT
A
BLOODY
R A C I S T
>tfw not scared of pakis
you english are absolute wastemen im sorry
youre majority non racist and just get cuked fs
all this >mfw live in london posting smfh
>>51749980
I don't drink any calories except beer (and a lot of it)
I don't really count when I'm getting drunk, just maintain a deficit over the week 2bh
just won 93 million pounds lads
>>51750023
Rasheed
>>51750050
giz us a fiver then la
>>51750023
>not living in the financial and cultural capital of the world in the year 2015 AD.
>>51749940
It's a mind numbingly boring topic though 2bh.
"How is feminism represented in Graham Greens literary works?"
Really cannot be fucked.
>>51750050
gi's sum then la haha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348021/The-mother-bringing-three-year-old-son-girl-Britain-s-youngest-case-child-wanting-change-sex.html
>>51750050
gizza couple million lad
>>51750050
buy us a pint la
>>51750087
what kind of mickey mouse course are you doing?
BROOOM BROOOM
*whizzes past you*
>>51750087
>How is feminism represented in Graham Greens literary works
And I thought I had it bad, I have to write another 2000 words on the differences in military strategy on the middle and lower Danube between Diocletian and Constantine
>>51750050
giz 50p for a phonecall bruv
>>51750050
giz the lot mate or ill fuckin do ya
>>51750111
Fucking hell.
>all those mongoloid looking kids
J U S T
>>51750111
Child abuse IMO desu
>>51749922
typical scaremongering
remember when ebola was going to kill us all lmao
i'll believe it when i see it
>>51750168
>>51750159
dont bully
>>51750111
good number of white kids 2bh
hate rich twats who only have 1 ir 2 kids
>>51750050
giz
>>51750087
>>51750154
I know that feel lads, I didn't do a degree and now earn just north of six figs aha
Is it just me or are isis a bit autistic?
>>51750147
English Lit.
>>51749923
The nurse that saw me told me I would be getting better throughout the day but I now feel even worse than yesterday. And really, I was kept waiting to be seen for four fucking hours, so if possible I am just trying to wait and see.
>>51749940
It is a History essay, although they expect us to be highly analytical, given that this module counts towards my final degree qualification and have been getting pretty good essay results so far, so I was aiming to get at least a 2:1 and 1st. What worries me is how this will affect my performance as I can barely concentrate.
>>51749949
No, I didn't. Was taken to the A&E by my mates and was diagnosed with a mild concussion. I've tried to work but I keep falling asleep and my concentration is utter shit at the moment.
>>51750170
remember "H1N1 IS GOING TO MUTATE AND KILL US ALL"
still waiting 2bh
anime and eating din dins.
got swineflu lads
(anime)
>>51750111
lmao
why are working class genetics so shit tier?
>>51750204
Poor mongs have multiple (or even one) when they can't afford them then leach on the state to pay for their offspring that will probably turn out to be a criminal/dole monkey.
Had din dins desu, time for some 'chon with you lovely peeps
>>51750203
FIGHT
AND WIN
>>51750204
If I was really rich, I would have fucking loads of kids with surrogate mothers.
>>51750228]
>anything but STEM
actually kill yourself
>>51750050
giz us a (You) lad
>>51750234
>highly analytical
easy. Every time you make a point, just think 'so what? What can we infer from that?' It sounds stupid but go through that process every time you say anything that's a point
>>51750225
Must be one hell of a machine that you're operating
>>51750295
>If I was really rich, I would have fucking loads of kids with surrogate mothers.
bit weird lad
>those 3/4 length jorts
J U S T
U
S
T
they're not fit to be raising children
What would you do if you caught your lad trying to chop his willy off then?
>>51750298
t. Video Games Design Graduate
>>51750259
Unironically did get swine flu when it was about.
>>51750336
rofl
>>51750343
put him up for adoption
>>51750275
Would rather poor mongs have a few kids that get raised on welfare than paki scum having six kids. Those poor mongs are pretty much the only people keeping the white majority. If they all stopped having kids, we'd be overrun with pakis.
>>51750368
Only ironically caught it tbqh
>>51750298
>I learnt Java for 3 years thus I am superior
>>51750368
did you die
>>51750343
would not have a baby in the first place
A tired mind become a shape-shifter
Everybody need a soft filter
Everybody need reverse polarity
Everybody got mixed feelings
About the function and the form
Everybody got to elevate from the norm...
>>51750298
This. I make 42k a year doing php
Non-stem students in particular are arrogant anyway i wouldn't hire them.
>>51750319
ite
>>51750336
oh for fucks sake
I seen the pic where theyre standing behind their kids and thought theyre doing alright for dressing their kids up in decent clobber
now seeing this hehehehe
>>51750257
Jun does tend to like long black objects in her mouth waheyy
dying for an anime
>>51750410
Yeah
Anyone else here hate Christmas day? Awkward conversations with the distant relatives, standard roast like pretty much any other weekend and dont even get that drunk
XDA forums down aha
>>51750329
Nah, not really. If you're rich, you need to look after you money. If you get a wife and bang out six kids with her, then she leaves you, she'll take half your shit in one go, and then take the rest through extortionate child maintenance money.
Would rather smash a bunch of them out of surrogate mothers, then just get a girlfreind and never marry.
*animes at you*
>>51750465
fuck off
>>51750444
same desu
>>51750491
>XD
>>>/reddit/
>>51750486
Famalam live out of the way, so no relatives ever bother to come over for crimbus desu.
>I study non-STEM
>my sole contribution to society is commenting on what better people than me have achieved
>>51750486
ent got any relatives in england so its just me parents aunt and sister
roast is always quite special desu i look 4ward to it
>>51750486
I only see my immediate senpai on xmas 2bh
might buy a bottle of buckfast for the xmas dinner this year lol
>>51750543
rasheedetta
Anyone else get bantered the fuck out by the teachers at school
>being naughty in class with m8
>teacher call us out
>"we didn't do anything"
>"exactly'
fucking got rekt 2bh senpai
anime anime anime
>>51750486
not really, my family is ok 2bh
>>51750486
its only fun for really old and really young people
when you're young it's fun for obvious reasons
but for everyone else it's just a shitfest where you get some shitty socks from your gran and you eat a shitty sunday lunch which I doubt most people even like really i would rather just have a dirty kebab from muhammed and then you get really drunk and watch movies that were shit 30 years ago when they first came out and then its over
>>51750552
good lad tbf
>>51750444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25On14m1Zo
the numbers lad
>>51750562
Did this happen earlier today?
a n i m e
n
i
m
e
got loads of close Muslim friends, they pretty much regard me as one of them and let their guard down in front of me
AMA
>>51750587
>being a boring mong with a shit life
i live all year for christmas if im going to be frank with you
>>51750607
no about 40 years ago
>"hello doctor I think I am a robot from Mars"
>"oh dear sounds like you need anti psychotics
>"doctor I think I'm a girl"
>"oh dear better play into your delusion"
>>51750587
You sound like fun desu
>>51750622
kill them or kill yourself
got a heart of glass lads
looking at houses in my area that id buy if i won the lottery lads hahaha what am i like x
>>51750486
most of my distant relatives live in pakistan so it's ok 2bh
>>51750587
You sound like an insufferable spoiled twat.
>>51750587
>you eat a shitty sunday lunch which I doubt most people even like really i would rather just have a dirty kebab from muhammed
top jej desu senpai
got a glass of herts lads
>>51750538
I studies non-stem and now I'm going to kill people for a living
>>51750622
is it true that they all hate white people
i live in a shitty northern town and my school was like 30% paki i would say and whites and pakis never hung out together and the gangs of whites and pakis usually had big fights on the school field at lunchtime
pretty standard stuff I imagine
>>51750697
haha what are they doing there, absolute madmen
>>51750707
Give it back
>>51750532
On there now desu
>>51750678
seen their whatsapp groups t b h
they pretty much love ISIS
>>51750755
H I T C H I N
I
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C
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>>51750805
never heard of it lmao
>>51750622
Do you think you'll be surprised when they inevitably turn against you as soon as the area you live in becomes a muslim majority and they want to impose their rules and way of living?
>>51750755
>A FUCKING HART
>>51750746
They hate non-Muslims certainly. Women are whores and guys are alcoholics to them. Non-Muslim families are just a joke.
Not sure they're wrong desu.
>>51750842
at least my house doesn't reek of curry
Fuckin banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlfmLZZzItc
>>51750842
Rasheed
>>51750785
Report the to the police. If you don't, you're literally the lowest form of scum.
>>51750825
small market town 2bh
>>51750622
>got loads of close Muslim friends
>"Doctor I feel a being is constantly watching me and telling me to kill those that don't believe in me. Do I have paranoid schizophrenia? "
>"no you're just a muslim"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIroDcCmlrM
*replies to every post in this thread*
fuck off
>>51750842
london
>>51750587
It's only not fun from the ages of 16-20 when you're a disgruntled edge-lord.
Once you grow up a bit you appreciate seeing people, have a few drinks, having a nice meal, playing card games etc.
>>51750826
Nope, I'm fully prepared. Knowing Muslims has only further convinced me that they actually hate the West and Muslim apologism is literally the most successful group propaganda campaign for decades.
Did a wank earlier and now my room smells like cum haha
>>51750883
They're run of the mill Muslims m8. They have no extremist record, they don't even where the hat and robes. But they like ISIS.
Besides, they would never admit it. They gave me the whole "ISIS ain't even Muslims bruv, we hate them as well" for years until they admitted it's bullshit.
>>51750948
Fair enough
Good luck
>>51750905
top kek
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