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Anime edition
shit edition weebs should noose up
>moldova
Positive vibrations edition
>>51743452
NOOSE UP
>creating news when there are unused old threads
Morning lads
pretty 3d females
>>51743502
alright lad im going to be honest
I've been monitoring your posts for a while
and you have to be honest when answering this:
Are you autistic?
was only page 6 ffs
>>51743572
n-no sir
>yanks driving away aussies
fucks sake
Azusa
>>51743604
If you love Australia so much why don't you marry it
>>51743502
https://youtu.be/Eab_beh07HU
Jun Suzuki is my waifu
>>51743573
He looks a bit of a minger desu
>>51743591
>>51743591
nah you are lad trust me
did that gay lad ever settle on a solution we gave him
>>51743569
h-hi karen
>>51743630
does this have a dick?
>>51743465
Oh you are one cheeky cunt senpai
You know it's a girl and she's qt, just because she isn't caked in makeup and fake tan.
Mates, I just found out I have family in Bradford.
Will they accept me if I'm not a Muslim ?
>>51743620
maybe I will...
if i posted my fb would u brit lads add me?
Would like to listen to this song while RAMming a slag's fanny haha
>>51743668
it's a no-go-zone lad
having a hot sweat
>>51743668
>Bradford
I'd reckon you have to repent upon Allah the great and merciful to be accepted
>>51743697
Yes.
>>51743625
>>51743634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VK7j5aStVA
wish I was a girl but not for sex stuff. just cause they're smarter and more practical in everyday situations
>>51743770
>they're smarter and more practical
>>51743724
>>51743740
On the one hand, I really want to meet them.
But I'm not sure I could handle seeing a qt cousin walking around pregnant by a Paki.
What do I do?
>>51743770
You've clearly never been shopping with one
It's a never ending process
I didn't take an opportunity with a slag last night lads.
Why do I even exist?
>>51743659
The inbreeding is strong in this one
>>51743452
Alice-chan~
saged haha
>>51743770
funniest post ive seen all day, cheers
>>51743573
cringe
Did your teachers in primary school kind of brain wash you into believing girls were better? In my primary all the lads were told to be more like the girls because the girls were quieter and smarter in general. It sort of stuck and now I always assume females are intelligent, Or at least smarter than men on average.
>>51743813
girls do much better at school while boys are increasingly wasting their lives
>>51743842
boys and men don't spend enough time shopping as they should
shopping is the modern equivalent hunting, gathering, sewing, basket weaving and everything else. For some reason men are too busy lamenting the fact that we don't do any of those things to bother shopping.
>>51743920
Yeah, same thing happened here
Religion was also forced into us smH
>>51743819
I'd move to the UK but that's just because I hate latin countries, you still have to make sure you're actually guaranteed a living there, shaking my head to be honest family
>>51743743
I'll make a facebook group tomorrow bruv
will call it "The Good Lads" or something
will spam it in brit for bit
>>51743920
Yea my school teachers all suggested that the boys get hormone therapy and literally become girls
Would you be gay for pay lads?
>>51743925
Girls are submissive, and receptive to brainwashing.
Academics have nothing to do with intelligence.
>>51743925
girls also study women's science and get knocked up by niggers because an organ that bleeds once a month tells them to
>>51743913
Wat
>>51743920
>Or at least smarter than men on average.
literally are m8
we can debate IQ for ever but that's beside the point when culture permits women more than men to use what they've got in that respect
>>51743920
No, I don't think so.
>>51744002
depends what i have to do tbqh and how much the pay is.
is it giving some sugar daddy a quick handjob or taking jamals 12 inch night stick up my bumhole?
>>51744019
>Academics have nothing to do with intelligence.
it has everything to do with opportunity though
see >>51744058
>>51743979
They seem to live in a nice area, according to google street view. Nothing amazing, but the traditional English houses are all in good condition, street is clean.
>>51744082
haha
>>51744082
excellent banter
>>51744082
lolwut
>>51744082
Wat
>>51743474
this. anime is shit and cancer. you animefags have like 17 boards so go be a weeb there
>>51744108
go for it then
>>51744102
Girls are soulless robots anyway.
>>51743971
>religion was forced onto us
Same lad
we had to pray and sing hymns and shit and we weren't even a catholic school. We had this teacher called Mrs Beverage who was like 70 and she carried around one of those yard sticks with bottle caps on the end like the teacher from the cramp twins and she used to lead the school in a prayer in the morning and if saw one of us wasn't praying shed rattle her stick and scream "GEEE WHIZZZZZZZZZ" and then start the prayer again. She was fucking bananas.
>>51744082
LEGEND
>>51744154
why are there so many degenerate weebshits in the finnish general? is it the shitskins?
>>51744174
Yeah we had to sing and do all that gay shit too
I'm not religious now anyway so it didn't work that well for them
Morning sex is the best sex
>>51744161
What the fuck are you doing in Chisinau anyway, Nigel ?
I'll probably visit them tbqh, although I'm worried about being way more posh than them.
>>51744082
haha what an absolute madman
also whats up with his face
>>51744082
haha
>>51743925
School system is biased towards females these days I think. Too many cuddly school policies, doesn't blend too well with the male psyche.
Drinking a Bath Ales Gem 2bh
AMA
>tfw torn between /brit/ and /balt/
hmm
>>51743913
>>51744082
good posts
>>51744246
I'm a JF haha wew
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS HAND
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS HAND
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS
>>51744270
save yourself
i routinely wank to pics of escorts from my area
just the fact i COULD shag them if i really wanted gets me off even tho im too pussy to actually do it
want to fuck miniyuASMR 2bh
>>51744347
post some examples here for the lads
>>51744311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFJhO90VN8
>>51744390
madman
>>51743541
literally prettiest woman i have ever seen
start work tomorrow lads
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>51744292
wew lad
On second thought I'll probably never meet them, they sound like a bunch of leftist cunts from their linkedin profiles
>volunteering
>humanities major
nope
>>51744353
JellybeanASMR is the one to wank to lad
Best legs in the game
>>51744491
what is the job m8
>>51744311
DROP.... IN THE OCEAAAANNNNNN
DROP!.... OF EMOOOOOOTIONNNN
I'M A DROP!.... IN THE EEEEEVER CHANGINGGGG TIDEEEEEE!
I CAN RISE UPP AS RAIN.. I CAN FALLLL DOWN LIKE THUUUUNNNDERRRRR ALL IT TAKES... IS JUST A DROP IN THEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCEANNN
>>51744002
yES
>>51744259
girls have always been supported and encouraged overtly by teachers and school system but also implicitly in wider culture
Lads what is that haircut called when you shave it on the back and sides and just have a long mop of long curly hair on top?
Usually you wear male leggings with them.
Need to know for a friend x
>>51744518
wahey
>tfw in the Guinness book of world records
hahaaha
>>51744491
got a job interview at next tomorrow hahahahah what am i like x
>>51744390
Oh that Sam.
What crazy antics will he get up to next?
>tfw my taste in women is fucked
>girls who I think are perfect qts, almost everybody calls ugly
>girls who almost every one thinks are 10/10, I'm not that attracted to
It's a blessing and curse
>>51744538
here we call it ananastukka or pineapple hair
looks super gay and it's a literal meme-tier hairstyle.
>>51744538
thats the twattop m8
>>51744491
are you nervous or just depressed?
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude lol
>>51744538
We call it 'the pillock'
>>51744491
Good lad.
playing Game of (You)s lads
>>51744538
A perm?
this song is actually fiarly catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
>>51743749
that lil troy joint is TYTE
i sent u devin da dude btw
>>51744578
>no competition whatsoever
Mighty blessing you have there son.
Just put aside some money for eventual plastic surgery for your daughters, you owe them that at least.
>>51744538
"The Fucking Bellend"
>>51744497
>those videos of her dancing in what amounts to underwear
think i'll go get a chinky desu
was going to watch anime last night but then i didn't lol
>>51744668
I can't seem to find them anymore
It's of the utmost importance that you post them immediately
>>51744693
got a bit of yellow fever?
>>51744706
https://www.youtube.com/user/jellybeannose/videos
you mean the ones in her dance channel?
wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>when you go to some sort of casual social event and start greeting everyone but instead of doing the lad hand slightly tilted hand slap thing they grab your hand and give you a proper handshake
>>51744710
Good lad
>>51744710
le reddit man
>>51744728
talking about food mate
want to marry a chink and run a takeaway with her though tbqwhyl
>>51744734
Thanks lad I was looking at her main channel
FYI I'm wanking over her right now haha
>>51744779
le gay man
>>51744797
the dance channel is her main channel though
>>51744811
le 2015 man
>>51744760
>When you go to shake hands with a non-muslim and he grips your hand hard and doesn't touch his heart afterwards
>>51744779
>I don't like something therefore it's from Reddit
t. Reddit
might introduce methamphetamine to the midlands market
Lads I literally cannot stop getting doubles, should I see a doctor? Is it life-threatening?
sorted everything out for my trip to Japan lads, pretty excited.
>>51744634
It'd be pretty sweet if I also wasn't a literal 1/10. Even though I'm attracted to """ugly""" girls, they'd still wouldn't be interested in me, they'd rather be alone.
business idea: exchange services for currency
>>51744854
>tfw I made this
wew lads
her clothing haul videos have some more nice stuff like that
>>51744538
>Just thin it down a bit, keep the fringe longish, back needs quite a bit off
I have a hairdresser that comes to me desu. Found out about her through my neighbour and it's loads easier.
>>51744840
le 1995 man
>>51744779
He shits on redditors mate
>>51744886
who else do you like?
>>51744854
that faked lordosis
>>51744875
>pretty sweet
Fuck off yank
>>51744848
he is the video equivalent of those desperate reddit puns
doing a shower
what does the UN even do anymore? have they done anything relevant in the last decade or two?
>>51744875
Convert to Islam and rape them, lad.
>>51744926
We've probably discussed this more than once tbf
lauralemurex
softlygaloshes
fastasmr
heather feather
ukasmr
"""""""""United"""""""" Kingdom
lads
>>51744936
that's what wearing heels does
I turned 18 a few weeks ago
I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin and ive literally only hugged 4 girls who weren't in my family, in fact I've never had a proper conversation with a female outside my family in my life
Ama
Played an hour of Fallout 4.
It feels really shit 2bh
>>51745041
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB62IHRk8YY
>>51745041
how did you manage to finish school without kissing or holding a girls hand
>>51744224
>>51744174
Literally got diddled by a priest ahaha
Just banter tho
>>51745041
youre 18 its not too late, just go to uni and pretend you were normie all along, thats what i did and it worked.
>>51745041
I've only had pity kisses tbf, on the cheeks
>>51745098
Ron Perlman on the right
Me on the left desu
>>51745121
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>>51745131
>hugged 4 girls
he's already a normie
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>>51745141
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>>51745041
>18
naive child, if only you knew
me in the middle
>>51745149
What the fuck
I did NOT upload this image
Well shit, found out my long lost English cousin is
>vegan
>supports Labour
>a radical feminist
>atheist
At least she's not too ugly.
Feels bad.
>>51745191
fuck off paki
>>51745191
rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>51745194
t. Alberto Barbosa
anigay
>>51745195
You said she lives in Bradford?
engaged to a jap lads haha
I've hugged girls, kissed them and had gfs
not even a normie lmao
>>51745141
iktf
>>51745191
>mfw they blow up the ride
>>51745283
Crucifixion incoming
>>51745255
From what I gather, she was raised there.
She lives in Oxfordshire now.
>Be eating fish and chips in london
>seemingly cockney blokes at the counter
>talking cockney to me
>turkish to each other
>leave the skin on the fish
wewing all the way home desu.
>sell spring bloody rolls but don't sell potato scallops
having a right laugh desu.
@51745283
>this bait
satisfaction will not be given
>>51743925
Better in school doesn't mean better in life.
We have institutional privilege on our side. :^)
used to be a fan off the piss first then wank method
but recently have been doing the opposite and the piss after is quite good and cleans your pipes
>>51745283
shagged various girls
still not a normie imo
>>51745316
>skin on fried cod
uwotm8 ?
>>51745121
Really really really bad social anxiety
I never spoke to like 90% of my year in school. I'm also ugly and uninteresting so there's that to, I really never had a chance.
>>51745131
I dropped out of college because it was shit so unis off the table senpai
>>51745180
They only hugged me because they felt sorry for me I guess. One of the girls who used to hug me was really tall and when she hugged me her tits touched my head haha
>>51745353
yeah idk family
londoners don't know how to do anything right desu
>>51745326
girls have welfare privilege on theirs
>no arab gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0_AySifwP0
wew lads this latest terror attack happened in my area and I'm going home in a week
>>51745330
I always try to piss after a wank otherwise bits of cum will leak out on your underwear and that's not good
>>51745365
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>>51745330
i feel the urge to wee after regardless of weeing before 2bh
ah but this fish is the best i've had since moving out
and it wasn't too expensive.
know where ill be going regularly now :)
>>51745399
Girls get turned on by the smell of sperm lad.
>>51745330
Sometimes it's hard to wee after a wank desu
>>51745391
>'Leytonstone is a well-integrated multicultural community we live in peace and harmony.'
It's an absolute shithole where radical preachers arrested every other day.
█▬█ █ ▀█▀ me another one
Going to have to take a cold shower.
relationship with the oneitis has been reduced to just not bothering texting her and hoping she texts me 2bh
>>51745180
cornwall
need to poo desu havent done a poo in going on 3 days help
>>51745467
take a █▬█ █ ▀█▀ kid
( )/
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()__)____________)))))
>>51745505
Girls don't poo anyways
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348202/The-one-man-baby-machine-notched-astonishing-31-babies-year-54-total-Britain-s-biggest-sperm-donor.html
LAD
A
D
>>51745471
isn't this the alpha move though? i've been sitting around all weekend waiting for my oneitis to text me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4Np9kac_U
gangster with banter 2bh
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_07.56_[2015.11.03_23.19.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o7RJgsB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 07.56 [2015.11.03 23.19.33]")
>>51745520
why do girls pee but dont poo??
>>51743920
When you're young, girls mature faster. When everyone grows up, the playing field leveled again. It may have been true in elementary/middle school but no way it's true for adults.
>>51745471
spoiler, she doesn't
>>51745530
Alpha is not caring what people think of you.
Text her compulsively as long don't start begging.
Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You'll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people, but it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long
To find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything
You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you're trying, you're trying now
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggzxInyzVE
fucking tune
>>51745526
>A lot of guys think becoming a sperm donor is really easy. It's not. You ave got to have good swimmers
>51745588
kill yourself
have any of you actually met a trap in real life?
>>51745526
>not black
getting a tattoo of a crying angel on my bellend
>>51745626
not bad
>>51745556
>that bit where he just mumbles and sways back and forth
literal comedy
>>51745605
a lad I went to school with turned into a girl
don't know if he's had his willy chopped off though
Would anyone like to fuck my mum?
Serious applicants only please.
>>51745588
Oh fucking hell, he's back lads
>>51745316
my local leaves the skin on, it's delicious
>not eating the skin of fish
CONFIRMED FOR PICKY PLEBEIAN MAN-CHILD MELT
>>51745642
does he look like a grill now or just a lad in drag?
feeling like a butterfly stuck in a glass jar lads
>>51745605
never i've seen one though.
i was driving past the gay-lesbian-trans support centre one night and there was this girl, who had boyish face crossing the road towards it.
>>51745526
>or naturally
>>51745605
I know a couple of guys who I think do drag, but no full traps
>>51745467
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>>51745669
Don't know him anymore so I wouldn't really know tbH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfRokM267k
wonderful ensemble.
>>51745526
>So far, he says he has helped a woman who was severely disfigured, an abuse victim who desperately wanted to become a mother but could not be with a man, and a full-time carer who did not have the time to meet anyone, among others.
decent lad desu
>>51745670
I don't know about that lad
I mean most people like butterflies so I guess you're more of an ant or a slug trapped in a jar desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
>>51745739
literally the English Genghis Khan
>>51745764
don't bully him
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
r8 song/10
https://madokami.com/gyqn8q.mp3
would donate my sperm but i dont think artificial insemination is a big thing in the asian community yet.
lads i've got gluten intolerance in my family, would i be sterilised in a eugenicist society?
*doxxes everyone ITT and sends their lifetime 4chan posts to their respective onetitises*
>>51745829
>downloading a random mp3
lol no you can fuck right off
>>51745867
>tfw I've been posting out text conversations here
fuck
I want to kill myself
someone just emailed me loads of 4chan screencaps lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ_VenqF6Qo
oi its just a prank boss
>>51745938
I am so embarassed.
>>51745739
>an abuse victim who wanted a child but didn't want to be with a man
I feel really fucking sorry for the kid, hes going to end up browsing 4chan and being a fucking nervous wreck, mark my words.
t. son of an abuse survivor single mother
>>51745867
my oneitius also posts on the chan i pretty much say the same shit to her as i do here desu.
she'd just find it funny
>>51745926
scooby pls
>>51745996
le cookies are ready
My sister just said she got a load of strange screen shots of internet posts emailed to her, what's going on?
>>51745986
gimme a go on your mum mate?
redpill me on Moldova lads
>>51745949
>all those prissy cunts holding him back
>>51745949
>act like a fucking spastic
>It's just a prank m8; why are you mad lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVaAv0cPRok
I love this video so much 2bh
>>51745995
You're literally living the dream senpai
>I will never have this kind of relationship with a qt girl who actually loves me
Just kill me please
The wife's daughter is complaining that she got a bunch of random images emailed to her, what should I do?
>>51746075
stop sending them to her
>>51745949
that troll station guys NEEDS his skull to be stamped on repeatedly.
alright chaps going to hunker down in the bathroom for an hour or 2 and get some serious excretion done
genuinely worried i'll fall asleep on the bog
What do i spend this on
>>51746135
pizza
>>51746028
What?
what's the first rule of fight club lads?
>>51746114
no
trollstation are kings of banter
>>51746163
>>51746150
>>51746163
dont admit pakis
>>51745986
Why does that make you a nervous wreck? What do abuse survivors mothers do differently?
Yanklad here. You may remember me from such classic posts as "how do I respond to this text?" and "will Jennie ever be my gf?"
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>51746163
>do not talk about /b/
>DO NOT TALK ABOUT /b/
Ugh
Literal cringe, I fucking hate that shitty board so much.
>>51746212
dunno haha
>>51746194
>not taking the opportunity to legally heem brown people
>>51746163
No darkies
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
I can feel it building up inside of me again
>>51746205
leave.
>this newcastle v liverpool match
losing the will to live i'll be honest
Wish I had some propanolol lorazepam and methylphenidate 2bh
http://about.hr/en/news/world/passengers-flight-frankfurt-belgrade-stopped-jordanian-who-wanted-get-cockpit-3207
another 9/11 just averted lads
>>51746239
me too
poo, that is
>>51745827
HURRY BOY ITS WAITING THERE FOR YOU
>>51746121
I just laughed into my glass of beer as a result of this post and there is now beer all over my face.
Not even joking.
>>51746289
that makes me uncomfortable
>>51746300
fuck off nigger lover
>>51746289
Vein?
>>51746300
FUCKING WEW
JUNGLE FEVER
>>51746303
thank you very much
im still yet to enter the bunker
>>51746271
>Immediately after landing the aircraft entered the police
lewd
>>51746198
You think abuse survivors are mentally stable? Fuck no they're not. They're psychos, my mum would go ballistic at me and my siblings for the smallest shit. It's not nice having your mum cry and scream at you that she hates you when you're a kid desu.
>>51746340
get on the cross race traitor
>>51746333
>>51746307
if people don't stop posting anime i'm going to blow a fucking gasket
>>51746286
me too thanks
except inner Daemons instead of poo
Rina
ya got, rimbaud eyes
>>51746300
would defo shag
Let the games begin...
Who will face me?
>>51745560
All the shit comes out their mouths.
>>51746340
THATS LIKE MICHAEL X CATCHING THE JUNGLE FEVER
KING POETIC TO MUCH FLAVOUR IM MAJOR
ATLANTA AINT BRAVER ILL PULL A NUMBER LIKE A PAGER
COS IM AN ACE WHEN I FACE THE BASE
40 SIDE IS THE PLACE THAT IS GIVIN ME GRACE
http://www.economist.com/news/europe/21679566-successive-crises-europe-have-played-straight-hands-frances-far-right-terror
France is going a bit mental lads
>>51746436
i love that song, pity the album is a bit samey
POST ALL YOUR 'RINA IMAGES OR THE JANNY GETS IT
>go for dinner don't even take it slow
>still the same thread
/brit/ is ded
>>51746484
very good lad
just shaved my 2 and a half week beard
doing a sad
>>51746491
*touches your soul*
just blew my nose
>>51746541
>beard
disgusting
>>51746356
Sounds awful sorry to hear that m8, why did she even have children?
>I have a beard
*tips vintage road cycling cap*
>>51746596
not anymore can you even read baka
>>51746541
>>51746596
big man like me with a beard
>>51746574
t. cannot grow facial hair
>>51746271
>landed safely at the airport Nikola Tesla in Belgrade.
Why did Serbia name an airport after a Croatian inventor?
dead
>>51746163
You can't sharpen your pennies beforehand, have to sharpen them on the wall when you get in there
>>51746300
corrr black girls are fucking nice when theyre done right
>>51746979
a yank did a stupid fucking early mate
>>51746603
>>51746484
>MICHAEL X
malcom X you melon.
>>51747129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_X
Lad
>>51746484
>saw Nas perform illmatic at detonate festival
>was too fucked and can hardly remember it
