doing a song edition
anime
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
maisie
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
charli 2bh
nige
accidentally done another new
woops
I'm tired of all the self-loathing lads.
How do I become a proper normie?
>find new band
>become obsessed with them
>listen to them all the time
>watch all their live shit
>get sick of them after a week or two because I listened to them too much
Every time lads, I literally have no self control I ruin everything for myself. Now to wait until I stumble across a new band to get obsessed with.
Ritsu
:3
On the /brit/ page!
>>51740206
>Listening to 'bands'
Fuck off child
>>51740202
gotta grab life by the nads
>>51740103
i miss anime pussy editions
wew
just got out of bed hahaha
>>51740247
What do I call them senpai? I must have missed the memo. Musical groups? Is that better perhaps?
>>51740293
Artists
>>51740292
why so late senpai
Have an assignment I need to handwrite in 汉字 due in tomorrow and I can't be arsed haha
Thinking about going to India so I can street shit and see what it's like.
i'm done for lads, im in the flooded area and its likely i'll be evacuated soon. i have no hobbies, i'm sitting waiting in my computer chair for power
there is no heat or electricity, the power comes back for maybe 5 minutes every 2 hours
let it be known that im spending those minutes posting here before the frostbite takes me
Had some mad dreams lads (every time I go back to sleep it starts a new one)
1. Was trying to walk out of my old school and a teacher held me back so I said you cant legally restrain me m8 so he let me go and sent 3 chinks after me and they really tried to do some damage like stabbing me etc and no matter how many times I stomped this gooks face in he kept getting back up and running after me (I kept thinking he must be a synth lol, in a joking way after thinking of fallout while running) then I called 999 for the polis and some wee ned answered laughing at my situation and asking if I played Candy Crush
2.Shared a uni room with a mad gay feminist lesbo and matt from wheres my challenge who had a subaru with pop up headlights in his room inexplicably, good lad
3.Got into a load of fights (won em all ;) ) and on my walk home caught maisie williams fingering herself beside a fence WEW anyway I didnt stay to chat cause I was fighting this little jew rat and ended up clubbing him with a branch when he tried to fight dirty by picking one up, then went back to maisie stuck the arm round her and walked her home h3h3h3h3
>>51740311
fuck off bender
people that feel the need to always be with friends are pathetic
>>51740292
bit early desu
>>51740330
>he has never poo'd in the wild and wiped his arse with leaves
where was your childhood la
>>51740338
you just reminded me that I had a wonderful dream last night.
I had a gf in it and was happy
>Meeting dozens of attractive women tomorrow at a rehearsal
>Acne will not fuck off
>>51740330
just go to london haha
>>51740318
depression desu :^)
lads
that webm of the anime where the girl is sitting on a ledge in some sort of library and then some big spider thing comes up behind her and spears her in the head and carries her away
what anime is it from
willy hurts
really bad
Azusa
did a do
>>51740384
dunno haha
>>51740335
>let it be known that im spending those minutes posting here
>>51740384
Chaika on the front page!
Why the fuck are there so many anime peadophiles in this thread?
>>51740384
Chaika, not the best desu I'd give it a 5/10
doing a death
>>51740421
make another post like this and i shall put my fist through the monitor
>>51740433
what did he mean by this?
Why the fuck are there so many boring normies in this thread?
![[HorribleSubs] Hitsugi no Chaika - 11 [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/VgVsrQb.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hitsugi no Chaika - 11 [720p].webm")
>>51740463
>>51740447
It's nonce o'clock
It's that time of day when all the nonces wake up
>>51740462
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51740447
anime
>>51740447
it's absolutely beyond me lad
[spoiler]mugi[/spoiler]
>>51740458
10/10...
watching tranny porn and she can barely keep it up while fucking him, bit disappointing desu
>>51740462
x_x
>>51740483
oo i see ta
>>51740496
rip ;_;
>>51740463
>what did he mean by this?
dunno haha
>>51740517
>watching tranny porn
why>
>>51740510
Never finished the second season wahahhheheehehhehehyhyyhyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>51740510
6/10
>>51740543
>>51740567
take it u dont feel top shelf
>I portray my existence through the fantasy of some japanese cartoon
nonce cunts jog please
>>51740594
no haha
did get a little bit too fucked last night ngl
>tfw no matter how pathetic I am I will never watch anime
>>51740479
>implying abnormies aren't even more boring
>I don't think pakis need genociding.
Rasheed
>>51740543
汉字 isn't 日本 mate it's 中文 or Chinese for you 老外 (foreigner for you non-Chinese speakers)
>>51740365
I've done that but it's not the same, I want to be out there in the middle of the city, breathing in the shit fumes, watching everyone else shit, chatting with the lads, getting the full street shit experience.
>Less than an hour until TLF
Lads.
>I do not watch anime
Rasheed
>>51740628
I watched the avatar show but near the end I realised I had become everything i have ever despised so I stopped watching it haha
>>51740695
>tfw will miss it
>>51740699
>I watch anime
Rasheed
>tfw no qt ginger pop punk gf that doesn't wear make up
Literally why even live lads?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AERnn0urJqA
>>51740624
glad u made it through the night at least
did you ever end up vomming
>>51740629
we've got memes, gimmicks and waifus
what do you have?
>4chan is not an anime image board
>>51740716
Why lad?
>Azusa Nakano is not my waifu
Rasheed
>>51740695
whats that?
>>51740624
I told you not to go out and you did and nearly died
smH when will you learn x
lads serious time now
my friend last night told me after a few beers he's tried to kill himself. Now he's been known to exagerrate a bit to win affection and is stubborn as a mule, but he's never been really balanced, mentally, so whether he lied or not the thought obviously dwelled in his mind so it could have be a cry for help
what should I do lads? I told him everybody gets depression, and that it would be weak and petty to go down on your knees like that. But I wouldnt put it past him to fucking kill himself on principle. He's got a dickload of money but refuses to travel or work on improving his life/appearance/tastes etc
>>51740785
Invited to a dinner at my cousin for her birthday.
>>51740794
That Liverpool Feel lad.
Sup lads.
Introducing my QT Korean GF to the family later.
Hope they like her
>>51740764
>pop punk
she belongs in the bin
>>51740772
no thankfully
did have to concentrate very hard on making sure that didn't happen desu
>>51740809
:c
i'm sorry
>>51740828
Fuck that lad. Shit's going to hit double figures today.
>>51740823
>everybody gets depression
Senpai..
Everybody gets sad, not everybody gets depressed.
>>51740823
Tell him to pack it in
>>51740823
>everybody gets depression
>depression is just some normal meme phase that everyone gets
Fuck off normie
>>51740828
>her
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>51740834
liverpool mentioned
>>51740828
Is she called Anna?
doing a poo AS WE SPEAK
ben dilks lads
>>51740823
How close are you with him
If you are quite close say that you are a bit disappointed that he didn't go to you and you're here to help if he wants it, but he has to want the help
>he's not a cute 2D anime girl.
>>51740809
he came in at a ridiculous time in the morning off his nut on ket/charlie and got stuck in the bathroom
the boy needs allah
>>51740146
>>51740151
>>51740207
>>51740218
>>51740224
>>51740258
>>51740292
>>51740318
>>51740320
>>51740383
>>51740384
>>51740428
>>51740433
>>51740483
>>51740497
>>51740506
>>51740510
>>51740579
>>51740594
>he is a weebshit virgin faggot pedo
>>51740961
allme
>>51740911
>you will never be a kid playing in the estate at night being legitimately worried about being raped by purple Ali again
Where does the time go lads?
>>51740961
>He's Moldovan
On the same level as weebs haha
Who has the Kloppline Bling gif
>>51740911
absolute madness
>>51740917
Nah, lad. Austria's not that small.
>>51740882
Let's hope so
>>51740961
haha
>I don't like oriental women
Rasheed 2bh I've never seen an oriental girl with a paki plenty of white girls tho.
>>51740961
have a (You) Moldova, fuck you need something good in your life.
>>51741033
all of these posts were made by me
>>51741033
rest were me
>>51741033
no thats all me
>>51740884
the line in between is very thin
he has the world at his feet, but does nothing to improve his circumstances, he just stagnates and blames the world around him for his inactivity
I want to beat the shit out of him and tell him to wake up, coddling him into a sympathetic wimp will only worsen the problem
>>51740900
im sure a large majority of males have contemplated suicide throughout their life, it's no great deal
>>51740928
I might message him and say that, but idk
Gosh anon, you're such a loser.
>>51740900
>>51740884
These
"Dude like everybody gets depressed sometimes you just got to like exercise and eat a healthy diet bro, I get depressed some times but I realise how awesome life is and then I'm not depressed any more"
-every normie ever who thinks they've been "depressed"
>>51741065
anime nonces out
>>51740103
What the fuck is up with /brit/ and that dyke whore?
>>51741065
no they weren't you don't even like anime why would you claim responsibility for them?
>>51740103
Rate my gf lads
>>51741092
not /brit/ but one dutch dickhead
>>51741080
abuse me more
>>51741030
>a weebshit (You)
a soap, chair and a noose would be more useful
got arrested last night lads ahahah a
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i am tired AGAIN
HOW DO I STOP THIS HAPPENING
XSSSSKIHVKAHJ
absolutely ready to pass out and ill wake up at midnight again for fucks hecking ducking paking sake
>>51741099
Jesus, you're way out of her league m8
>>51741111
Nice quads, no-presence girl
Imagine, of all the countries in the world, being born in Moldova lamoooo
I'd probs kill myself
>>51741130
bit gay desu
>>51741126
how long have you been up for
>>51741126
i started taking a multivitamin every day and it stopped a lot of my tiredness
it might be the vitamin d
>>51741085
b-bye
>>51741098
just having a giggle la
>>51741080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY
tfw you steal aussies from /brit/
>>51741195
not happy about this
>>51741228
super fast reply
dunno what to do desu
>>51741195
That's like stealing the rubbish from someone else's bin desu.
>>51741164
at least being cursed to live for the rest of your life in poverty and misery is reason enough to kill myself
you, on the other hand, have tenfold the opportunities and the same net result
today is going to be a bit of a weird one as far as sundays go i can already tell
>>51741233
LE LOOK AT ME MAM I AM POSTING WITH LE 4CHAN PASS
:^)
>>51741195
Please steal all the Aussies we literally don't want them here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhMBf9wKf8
wew choontime
Imagine literally being Muslim lads and unironically worshipping Allah.
Haha
>>51741270
super fast reply
>>51741266
Don't have to imagine it ;)
>>51741126
since 3am
this has been happening for the past few days
i slept at a retarded time and now i wake at 3am and get tired by 4pm
made it to 7:30pm last night but i still woke up at 3
its really not on
>>51741185
stuttering brummie anime nonces out
>>51741182
nah i go out running/walking most days when the bleak infinity of loneliness isnt too crushing
hello from the other side
>>51741270
munter
>>51741280
very good x
>>51741077
Depression isn't just contemplating suicide at some point
Wow lads, you're bringing me down something fierce.
>>51741236
i saw my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
>>51741304
>>51741304
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF IM FED UP OF HEARING THAT
>>51741236
All of the posts featured in this webm were made by me
Don't tell me you're still using binary gender pronouns like a transphobic bigot
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448750115944.webm
>>51741291
povvo cunts out
>>51741313
>you beat me by 4 seconds
don't even have a 4chan pass though 2bh
>>51741236
u a lady boy lmao
>>51741288
Lucky
>>51741357
oh, I woke up at 10:30 and I'll probably go to bed at around 10:30pm too, gotta wake up at half 5 though
>>51741374
you don't need one to make a superfast reply you could just have a captcha ready
>>51741335
I must have called a thousand times
Might do some tramadol cos i'm bored
>he doesn't recognise the prophet (pbuh)
>>51741236
y were u posting with polish proxy other day
super fast post
might do a go back to sleep until i feel better
>>51741266
Imagine being any religion, thinking some lad is floating around in the 10th dimension watching you at all times, must be absolute madness. Why aren't all religious people sectioned again? I mean if I said an invisible guy spoke to me and told me to kill a bunch of people I'd be labeled as schizophrenic, but when a Muslim says Allah told him to kill a bunch of people then it's not mental illness, it's just kind of "normal". Madness.
>>51741428
moderately fast reply
>>51741236
>saw my flag several times
do something involving regionals
OI RUDEBOY, SHUT UP
>>51741468
couple man called me a backup dancer
I love willies so much oh my god just shove them in my mouth fill me up with semen nom nom nom
>>51741377
>>51741496
Bit gay lad
just did a truly horrendous poo lads
whole flat stinks now
>>51741496
scot detected
>>51741468
>>51741485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwudgsk3OU0
stormzy tired to indirect but Michael brush your teeth and have a bath
Sorry guys, someone hacked me
>British comedy is far superior the dreck America puts out
who here /lowtest/
>>51741582
yes
>>51741579
Okay.
i canny do it lads i just canny do it
>>51741540
haha nice lad bet your gf was proper mad at yo
oh wait
ate too much and now I feel a bit sick desu
>>51741597
gud lid
>>51741468
>>51741572
skepta would end any of these small time MCs if he actually gave a shit 2bh
We should enslave Scottish women and rape them in front of Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCGAOrzAgb0
Lads a girl I met deleted her OKC profile for me to show she likes me
What a sweetie
>>51741622
fucking idiot how could a human do that, what a failure of life desu.
>>51741641
t. that's not me was the first ever grime tune
>>51741660
Wasn't a kebab tho you literal paki
Hello everybody. I am from Bir
>>51741652
Christ, Scots look so unhealthy.
>the weekend draws to a close
>she didn't text me once
Honestly lads what do you think of self harm scars?
>>51741667
skepta fucking rinsed devilman hard blud. he even used his own gimmicks against him lmao
>>51741722
huge red flag
>>51741722
Goes with the territory desu~
>>51741715
ACH. YE WOON SAITHA EEN THA STIT YA WEE BAWBAG
>tfw she once liked a selfie of you instagram
wahewwwwweeewaaaaayyy waheyheyhey woooooahhhh wowowaaaaaaaaheyyy
>>51741704
Did she died?
>>51741739
this
>>51741717
What do you want her strapon in your arse or something you sub?
>>51741722
when in rome lad ;)
>>51741739
not true
I met a girl a while ago and she's one of the nicest people I've ever met, I never asked about her scars because that seemed rude though and she helped me with my mental health problems
>>51741768
Yes :{(
just tried eggnog for the first time.
yanks out
>>51741768
nah lad, just a comfy holiday gf really
>>51741795
>I met a girl a while ago
frick off normal turd
buying chinese tonight lads
what should i get
>looking at all my friends from high school
>they've graduated uni and they're all living in australia or canada or new zealand
>looks like theyre having the times of their lives
>i'm still living in my home town
>still havent graduated
can't wait to finish uni and fucking do something with my life jesus christ WHY did i choose such a long degree.
>>51741831
delete
I've decided my life would be better if I were a billionaire, or at least a multimillionaire lads.
How do I go about becoming one?
trackpad is fucking up again lads
>>51741810
good post
I suggest we from here on in call yanks and canadians eggnogs
funny word innit
this is radio nowhere
is there anybody alive out there?
>>51741810
what is it like la?
should i do a wank?
y/n
>>51741722
was laying in bed with my ex and noticed scars on her inner thigh. asked about them and she said she cuts herself when she gets really down. something about feeling in control blablabla
i'm okay with that more than someone cutting in visible places for attention
>>51741855
whats that thing your meant to call you lot
osks or something
ospreys
oiks
>>51741840
what's your course la?
>>51741725
no he didn't skepta starting repeating bars, devilman took the piss
>skeptas a battyman
y
>>51741878
yes
have done 3 today
>tfw so desperate at this point that I find 3-6/10s way more attractive and beautiful than the 10/10s.
>>51741888
wouldnt have a clue ladderoo
>>51741810
It's disgusting
>>51741839
Yakisoba
does anyone else enjoy getting erections and then just not wanking?
i just really like the feeling
>>51741874
just creamy egg desu
>>51741848
monetise gimmicks
The first man able to harness the financial potential of /brit/ gimmicks will be the most powerful man of the 21st century.
>>51741910
tuba
>>51741910
comp sci with a 1 year internship in between year 2 and 3. 5 years total.
just fuck my shit up
>>51741810
you're supposed to mix it with rum you ridiculous insect
>>51741934
all me
>>51741878
yes
>>51741938
>Yakisoba
haha honto desu ne itadakimasu minna san watashi wa wax on wax off
>>51741955
haha get a load mark zuckerberg over here hey why don't you write a program to get a girlfriend ahahahahahahahaha
>>51741961
dont tell me how to live my life you cretin, i have the FREEDOM to drink it without rum
>>51741955
where does the other year come from?
are you doing a part-time degree?
>>51741941
I sometimes touch my wiener for 30+ minutes or edge and then cum buckets
it's ok
>>51740430
>>51741482
absolute mongs
>>51742011
fuck off yank
>>51741113
>tow rapist
>I wouldn't stick my willy in a cute twinks boipussy
Rasheed
>>51742025
proper kekking
>>51741887
>cutting in visible places for attention
Yeah that's what I was worried about
I have 5 fat scars on my arm, an inch or so from my hand from when I totally lost my shit at one point. I guess I'm fucked for life then because any time somebody sees my scars they're going to call my attention seeker.
Also does anybody know if I use bio oil for years will the scars go completely eventually?
>>51742017
nah, scottish honours degree. i should have left after getting the normal degree desu. honours degree will be useless
>>51742048
>sticking your knob in a literal poo hole
degenerates out
>>51742078
Hello Muhammed
