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>de gay
kill me
good edition tbf
(you)
>>51736030
Hotel staff suspects customers of using rooms for casual sex. More at 11
>tfw no anime gf
The leftists portray it as us bombing civilians and post pictures of bombed civilians on twitter (Usually bombed by Assad) and say the west did it. Leftists are literally using Isis propaganda.
very early
also anime edition
poor job
>>51736039
cheers haha
>>51736088
prove it
>>51736082
yeah i don't mind if i walk in alone say 'can i have a room' and then he walks in separately to my room.
But i don't want to walk in, hand-in-hand asking for a single bed room my man.
feeling quite sad today lads
>tfw no Cara gf
me_irl
>>51736088
maybe Big Dave was right all along
>>51736030
>what if he moans
wouldn't worry about that with your little pecker lad aha
>>51736100
feeling generous, its almost christmas
>>51736097
>early
t. keked by the janny
Stop posting cartoons and grow up
>>51736125
>i don't want to walk in, hand-in-hand asking for a single bed room
so.... don't??
This looks so comfy
Can't wait for the new star wars
>>51736231
Lord of the Rings is boring as fuck
>>51736185
Stop wasting your time on the internet and grow up
>>51736185
stop hating on what other people like and grow up
>>51736228
so what do you do?
let's say i book a double room on my own.
how do i get him in that room without going in with him?
>>51736267
>>51736286
go in and ask for a room, tell your friend to come by in 10 minutes
?
>>51736185
cant disagree 2bh
>>51736286
literally no-one pays attention to what you're doing in hotels unless it's massively illegal.
>book room
>check in alone and get keys
>meet boy somewhere outside hotel
>walk up to room together and bum each other
>>51736286
don't walk hand in hand tard
i've shared rooms with brothers and no other who shared with m8s. it's not a big deal.
so some receptionists suspects you're a bender. what of it
>>51736309
RELATEABLE POST
>>51736286
you go in
wait 5 to 10 minutes
phone your mate and give him the room number
Jesus Christ I though university students were supposed to be good at critical thinking
isn't lolicon illegal in the cUK?
better watch out OP
Comfy familyish films that arem't shit and will get me in a christmas mood that aren't christmas films pls
currently watching babe
>>51736383
his mind is just all cocks and fannies (the yank kind)
Can you warmongers not stop for 1 second and think if all the inoccent children we've just killed in those isis oil fields
>>51735989
What a slut.
>>51736411
how can a movie that isn't about christmas get you in a christmas mood
>>51736423
yfw they have to start targeting ISIS leaders living among the civilians
Back from church lads. So many moral qts desu.
>>51736383
>phone your mate and give him the room number
don't you have to tell the hotel they're staying over or something? surely a random person off the street cannot just run riot in a hotel.
>>51736411
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
>>51736471
saw my first ever girls knickers at church when a qt in a short dress had her legs open, wanked myself raw to that as a 13 y/o desu senpai
>>51736423
>That mob of people calling Hilary Benn a murderer and saying that they should just negotiate with ISIS
wew
>>51736514
sounds like a good weekend 2bh
>>51736485
no
if you really want to you can book a double room for two
They won't bat an eye if it's just you that turns up
>>51736471
inorite
can't bring myself to attend any of their events to meet any of them though
Russia bombed raqqa today. Aka isis central. Probably gonna be collateral damage but war is war
>>51736447
toy story, italian job and >>51736504
are examples, also thanks >>51736504
about to go pick up the Christmas tree with mummy x
>>51736534
yeah but then how do i get him into my room?
text him the number, he says 'im the other one staying in this room' and then they realise im a bender?
>>51736504
was going to post this lmao
If somebody dubbed the word 'christmas' over every instance of 'thanksgiving' in the film, nobody would question it as a christmas film 2bh
>>51736585
god your and imbecile
>>51736562
bit early isn't it?
>that smell
HNNNNGGGGG
So when we bombing tower helmets lads?
>>51736585
how can you be this autistic?
have you ever stayed in a hotel? they dont ask what you're planning to use the room for or make you fill out a form saying you're a poofter.
>>51736585
no
he doesn't need to go to the front desk
he can just walk in and go to the room
In a hotel with like 150 rooms and multiple people at the front desk they aren't going to remember every single person who turns up
>>51736585
fucking hell, are you a spastic? He literally just walks through the lobby and to your room.
off to the bottle-o
>Watching Escape to the Country
>Guy literally called Rasheed is looking for a massive house in the countryside with his white wife
>>51736588
>>51736558
which of these should i watch first
1/2
>>51736675
what if they say 'excuse me sir who are you'
what does he say?
>>51736695
2/2
>>51736585
m8 he don't need to go to the desk.
no one can get to the rooms without a key card or invitation from the occupant so they have no need to monitor it like that
>>51736710
unless he walks through the lobby in assless leather chaps dropping buttplugs everywhere this doesnt happen
>>51736695
>>51736752
gremlins
>>51736710
"Im going to meet my mate at his room"
>>51736710
They won't. Have you never been to a hotel?
Highlight of the thread so far?
>this autistic melt who has never stayed in a hotel
>>51736779
I have but i can't remember desu.
so do i have to book the room for just myself or two people? i mean are you allowed to have friends over in a hotel room?
>>51736692
Lovely, how 2015! :^)
>>51736710
stop being such an autistic mong
just turn up with him together and go to the room
1. they probably won't assume you're gay and just m8s
2. why the fuck do you care what the hotel staff think?
they're random people who you won't have to deal with again
who cares if they know you're a battyman
>>51736820
>so do i have to book the room for just myself
yes
>i mean are you allowed to have friends over in a hotel room?
yes
What's some tesco value type stuff that's alright
>>51736710
"I'm here to get bummed"
"OK"
>>51736798
this absolutely clueless battyboy 2bh
>>51736852
Because I'd be ordering a double bed room, rather than two separate beds
>battyman
Because I want everyone to think im a tough guy who slays mad punani
>>51736885
nothing desu
Moved out almost a year a go but I still feel like a proper grown up everytime I go shopping desu
>french terrorists carry out a highly organised and multi-faceted attack, killing dozens and provoking nation-states to war in the process
>british terrorists incapable of killing an unarmed old guy at a tube station
Where is it all going wrong? Why are british terrorists falling behind their foreign counterparts? Is the education system failing us?
wish i could live in a hotel like the major from fawlty towers
>>51736798
Nothing amusing has happened in these threads for about six months. I only ever come on when I'm bored during weekends
>>51736933
>caring that hotel staff know you're gay
>>51736885
Eggs
That's literally it.
>>51736933
Buy 3 female prostitutes to escort you to your room
>>51736945
>not getting it delivered
>>51736972
broken britain
>british terrorist can't kill an old man
>british gayboy doesn't know how to arrange a date
>/brit/ meet up fails miserably
>>51736972
>French
>British
Think you'll find they're all Pakis lad.
>>51736945
>make a list
>go shopping
>sperg out forget half of what you wanted
>have to go back
don't think i'm ready for this yet
might go purchase some ginger ale
>>51737003
This 2bh, also go in with a football shirt and a hat saying 'heterosexual'; a pile of straight porn magazines in one hand and a holy bible and a can of stella in the other.
>>51737051
>make a list
>still forget
hi gran. do you want me to get it for you?
>>51736945
Love it desu, putting chocolate milkshake and sweets and ice cream and beer and pringles and peanuts and stuff in my basket and not having to ask mummy if it's OK. :))
>>51737094
that would be lovely
2bh you can get it delivered here with some program might just look into that
Landlord just came into my room and I've got weed all over my desk haha
sent out some very important emails the other day and still not got a reply
Lad who I want to bum, stopped responding to my texts lads
might be off :(
>tfw new Sunn O))) record
How long does ordering groceries online take?
4 da delivery
>How do I put my willy up this guy's anal passage without people calling me gay
>>51737126
do him la
>>51737167
internets busiest music nerd said it's shit
>>51737167
any gud
>this female comedian on have i got news for you
last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
>>51737133
How long have you known him? Because I'd feel like a prostitute if our first time had him tkaing me to a cheap hotel.
>>51737197
>female comedian
when will this meme end?
>>51737171
You can get it the next day if you're willing to pay a couple extra pounds for the delivery slot.
thinking of doing a move out lads
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-19026612.html
£80 a week for a decent 2 bedroom apartment which is walking distance from (birmingham) city centre
cheaper than i thought 2bh
>>51737171
Next day is free if you spend over £50 bruv
>>51737280
>apartment
Fuck off Yank
>>51737280
>apartment
fuck off yank
>birmingham
rasheed
>£80 a week
fuck off billionaire
You ain't no muslim bruv
>>51737210
I LOVE YOU
>>51737280
>pppw
per person per week? Think it's 160 a week for the whole thing lad.
It's okay, a bit shit inside but spose you could make it nicer.
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
>>51737280
>this entire post
fuck off
Literally obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/user/AnglopheniaTV/videos
Just watched the 1st episode of vikings
very good desu
>>51737356
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
This t b h, literally don't see the point.
>>51737280
place like that where I live is fucking double that
ree
http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2015/12/ross-ulbrichts-top-confidante-variety-jones-arrested-in-thailand/
Reckon this is thailad?
>>51737217
Been texting him for a couple months, hes been teasing me a bit. Trying to really get to the point now. I said we could like netflix and chill, but that I cant have him over because my room isn't comfy. Don't really want to take him out for a meal or anything gay like that, why waste the money if i dont have anywhere to take him back to and the whole time Im pretending to not be attracted to him.
Simpler to just chill with him in a hotel room and then
>>51737280
>electric """""""""""""""""""""""""""""hob"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
job interview tomorrow lads
>>51737363
how much money did they get to spread this statist propaganda?
also, Siobhan was better
>>51737363
>British Hip-Hop you should know about
>Professor Green
>Tiny Tempah
No, please no. Make her stop.
This is some truly shit-tier '''''content''''''
>>51737194
>plebtano
>>51737195
Just finished my first listen. There's nothing groundbreaking on it and certainly not as GOAT as M&D was but still solid 3 tracks of BWOOOOO. Shame it's so short.
>>51737280
>renting a room of Mohammd Al Aseef Rahmmed Asheed
>>51737434
No idea desu.
Also apparently americans don't have a 'Christmas dinner' they just eat whatever on Christmas Day.
Weird desu
>>51737414
>arrested for something other than noncery
nah doubt it lad, he's still at large
yes yes yes i am still about
>>51737416
>why waste the money if i dont have anywhere to take him back to
A HOTEL
>pretending to not be attracted to him.
WHY
>>51737231
I think she is very attractive at least desu
>benders
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
>>51737463
I've heard the Polish Christmas dinner is vegetarian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ILTLZGOhW8
>>51737321
underrated AF post desu senpay
>>51737535
very qt
>>51737536
Wonder who has to unblock the toilet on Boxing Day.
>>51737463
can confirm
>>51737416
I get your reasoning, if you're just after a shag, but you're making it seem fucking illicit. Just go with this >>51737502.
I think you need to get over what other people think of you, lad.
>>51737502
>A HOTEL
yes but then I have to pay for a meal or whatever AND a hotel.
>WHY
see
>>51737517
>>51737517
going to start calling homophobes on here 'Jamal' now
>>51737356
reeeee thats fucking shit
was gonna get someone else and pay £40 a week would have been delightful
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
already live in birmingham 2bh and i can't exactly afford to go to london or a qt countryside village
>>51737496
good
>>51737563
You're genuinely missing out, out Christmas Dinners are fucking great
>hurr durr British cuisine
Fuck off, come here for a Christmas.
>>51737585
Clearly you aren't ready to commit to being a bender mate
>>51737517
I like his accent
h-hello
>>51737607
>>51737507
wag1 famsalams
>>51737585
You don't live in uganda
cheap cunt
>>51737496
made me think of this desu
https://youtu.be/OZ6G7qwjom4?t=1m52s
>>51737548
(You)
>>51737621
no I'm not
I just want to bum a somewhat effeminate lad, not skip around wearing a sailor's outfit
>>51737658
I live in London which is not that different
Feel a bit sick desu
>>51737689
Make him wear a dress then
>>51737681
Thanks I'll be sure to use this later
Pic related is thailads sex slave
is the prostate the male equivalent of the uterus?
like what the uterus would have grown out of if we had the chromosomes?
>>51737615
I would like to!!!!! Christmas dinner is like nonexistent at my parents house these days
>>51737689
>skip around wearing a sailor's outfit
I must have missed that part.
>>51737656
hi
doing a nothing
>>51737724
she doesn't look young enough desu
>>51737585
Literally feel sorry for lads so deep in the closet, imagine how depressed you're going to feel when you cum inside this twink's arse and he rolls over expecting a cuddle and all you feel is revulsion and guilt.
Send him over to me lad, I'll shag AND I'll hold his hand around town, put him as my bf on Facebook, introduce him to my parents, kiss him, buy him a Christmas pressie, all that properly gay shit.
it's 2015 come on
>>51737714
>Make him wear a dress then
that is not the issue here.
I need a place to do it, not ideas
>thailad will never make a webm of your post
>>51737724
that small thai boy is wearing a very convincing costume of a caucasian woman, halloween?
>>51737656
Doling out (You)s like it's going out of style.
>>51737689
no. london is like new york. it has a thriving gay scene
>>51737771
Yes make him wear a dress and go into the hotel room with you
>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend
>>51737771
We've narrowed down your options and you have all the pros and cons, lad.
>>51737807
this desu, if the staff think he's a girl, there's no problem.
Imagine living in Thailand and not trying a ladyboy.
Would be like living in London and not visiting Buckingham palace
WARNING: Big choon coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzgHjktyvs
hyper Corbynista Republican Leftie Aunt keeps shoving her leftie propaganda down her adopted BME girl
Don't like it one bit. Her childhood is going to be shit and my aunt is so blinded by her own views she can't see it
>>51737728
It's the male equivalent of the g spot
>tfw you realise that your scrotum is just fanny lips inflated, without a slit in them and with balls inside and your dick is just a big clit
>>51737797
Yes but he thinks people care about his perceived appearance as a macho hetero stud.
>>51737777
>quads
will take a request for that one senpai
>>51737807
he wouldn't pass
>>51737767
I'll do all that proper gay shit for the one, but this one is not the one.
>>51737797
ye you live there
>i really like the white stripes
>housemates bully me because of it
>punch me in the face while i sleep
wish i still lived with my mum desu
Getting into arguments on youtube with people about bicycle helmets lads.
>>51737840
Start playing Tom Sowell audiobooks through her windows while she sleeps.
>>51737669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWwa1lz9BU
>>51737747
hmmmm
have a think
>>51737787
tyvm (ta you very much)
sometimes I give myself the creeps
>>51737891
doing a listen now x
>>51737871
Is the last one true or a lie?
>The White Stripes
lmao
found some bender porn themed around bennies lads
'Job Seekers Allowance Extra Benefits. Get a Job? Can't be fucked? Well lads Triga thinks it's time to get off yer arse and get up someone else's in this action packed production ' Job Seekers Allowance Extra Benefits '. There's plenty of cock on the dole here as a whole host of new goby British geezers apply their skills and learn some new one's as they suck cock and get fucked - who needs a fucking CV. Watch smooth redhead Darren with his big cock improve his cock and ball skills as he gets banged senseless by fit lad Craig - who gives a shit about this interview technique! Fit Manc lad Ste doesn't need a reference as he sucks Scouser Curtis's big thick cock before a good fucking arse licking -- Well tasty lads! So if you are into British fit lads an a bit of rough action get down to this fuckin Job Center and suss out the cock ! Trust us ..your zip will be down faster than you can say ' you got the job mate' in this horned up free for all classic British Triga production. Get the extra benefits and sign on with Triga, these dirty little fuckers don't want a fuckin job they want some fuckin cock ...Fuckin get it there...'
>>51737536
It's not vegetarian, just meatless. We have fish.
Also it's a supper on Christmas Eve (24 Dec), rather than a dinner on Christmas Day (25 Dec).
Then we go to a midnight mass. I was always stoked about this as a kid since I normally wouldn't be allowed to stay up so late.
The Christmas Day breakfast is also celebratory and usually people have dinners with more distant family on Christmas Day and St. Stephen's day (26 Dec).
Presents are given on St. Nicholas' day, i.e. the 6th of December. I've always wondered how/why the Anglos migrated the gift giving to Christmas while preserving the association with St. Nicholas.
>>51737891
what a excellent video
>>51737845
nah m8 im right
>>51737940
How much does someone get paid to write these?
>>51737871
why don't you set the seven nation army on them you fucking bender ahahaha
>>51737917
I like their catchy songs
If you slag transexuals you are most likely a closet tranny
>>51737959
Why does that man have two spines?
>>51737959
>There are people who don't want to have a prostate orgasm
>>51737903
was just listening to j*sus of suburbia tbafwy
Listening to Johnny Cash lads
>>51737985
this is sort of true desu. I'm always bullying them on here, but I'm in love and live with one irl lol
>>51738006
bit scared of sticking things up my bum desu
>>51738016
you utter melt
>I don't like The White Stripes
>>51738013
wew lad doing a listen of 21 guns now
>>51737845
that's some strong mental gymnastics just to convince yourself you aren't a bender
I've found Rasheed lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3vnjor/iama_conservative_british_muslim_ama/
Wish being gay was still illegal 2bh
Listening to my mum and dad having sex lads
>>51738047
Don't see why it's such a big deal t b h
>>51738006
>a reticent bender student will never take you to a cheap hotel to fuck your virgin bp
>>51738092
Not meant to stick things in there
What is it? Is it garage? Is it 2step? Is it R&B?
It's not
It's eskibeat
>>51738078
this desu
>>51738104
that's a feel and a half
>>51738067
I know I'm a bender, really pleased that I am too desu
>>51738080
vocaroo it nigger
>>51738078
I know, it's so much more cheeky to do something when it's illegal
>>51738092
does it feel like doing a poo but backwards?
>>51738078
why
>>51737871
>punch me in the face while i sleep
Really?
>>51738127
no homo tho
>>51738158
It's more exciting that way.
>>51738117
if that was the case why would it feel so good?
>>51737943
POLES GET OUT REE
>>51738164
this desu
>tfw no qt jgf to bum me
>>51737651
am i allowed to post here
Really need a gf ngl lads
>>51738140
A little bit yeh, until you hit the prostate
>>51737943
you live in erdington, birmingham don't you
>>51738198
'nie'
>>51738199
#YesAllRefugees
>>51738231
No la.
Cambridgeshire.
Post great forms of banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=CdyuwCRWgC4
>>51737835
*responds as usual*
>>51738006
Based Mike
>>51738249
has purple aki ever felt your muscles irl
>>51738236
desu if you post here you've probably integrated somewhat.
If you haven't you can fuck off home though, and take your countrymen with you.
feel like ending myself
>>51738303
planning on rising like a phoenix from the ashes right, lad?
>>51738293
yes
who /cadell/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
Basildon
>>51737943
Interesting desu. I don't know which of the traditions is "older" so I don't know when gifts were given on Christmas Day
>>51738180
To encourage you to let stuff go out
BRING THE VODKA, BRING THE CHARLIE
JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING A PARTY
Final track of this compilation is v. good, most if it house/disco/soul though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJBknmkJn1Q
anyway I can't find any info on the artist and he hasn't released any other music.
Bizarre 2bh
>>51737943
>midnight mass
literal satanism
>>51738199
i like this game
>there are 10,000 genuine economic migrants
>1 of them rapes and murders children but has never been caught or suspected
should we let them in?
>>51738371
doesn't feel anything like having a poo tho
>>51738330
nah just sinking into the eternal void would be good enough x
homosexuality being illegal would be sick
makes you seem like a brave romantic soul rather than a vaguely irresponsible disappointment to those who find out
>>51738423
That's because you're having a poo wrong
i can never sniff yay when i'm yay shotting
you ain't getting money you was getting out your face off it
Think this might end up being a good day lads
>yfw ancient Romans had satirical political cartoons too
>>51736088
>Usually bombed by Assad
Bombed by the "moderate" rebels you mean, Rasheed.
>>51738480
me on the left
>>51738437
[Defence of Alan Turing]
There is a 100% correlation with being English and being gay
>>51738516
very good
>>51738479
>1280x720
>2015
listening to lostprophets
feel a bit noncey
feeling like a butterfly stuck in a glass jar
really don't enjoy geordie shore tbqhwy
>>51738529
rasheed
hate drum and bass
hate it
>>51738479
What's it like when girls message you first?
What do they say?
>>51736088
Actually that doesn't make sense since ISIS propaganda is anti-Assad and leftists also loathe Assad.
>>51738516
Back to reddit
/deutsch/ is making fun of you again >>51738363
>>51738568
>hate drum and bass
bender
>>51738568
Stop posting this ugly cunt ffs
>>51738588
Leftists literally want Assad to lose
>>51738594
>12 posts in 6 minutes
lmaooooooo
WE THEM MOYES BOYS
>>51738586
I messaged them first desu, don't think I've ever had a grill message me before I've messaged them.
>>51738568
bet you listen to kpop you autistic fuck
Good morning lads.
>tfw sat watching videos of grown swiss men playing with radio controlled diggers and lorries when I could be cuddling the gf or drinking with the lads
where did it go so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g71MtEkg17A
>>51738674
fuck off nonce
>>51738616
>>51738627
>>51738663
fuck off
>279 posts
>34 posters
kek, nice '''community''' you have here
>>51738479
>no iPhone
enjoy dying alone
you cunts are angry today
>>51738627
stop posting yourself
>>51738660
wow you must be really ugly roflmfao
>>51738674
hi there
remember back in the day i used to do this thing where it would do a poo without the toilet seat and sit on the freezing cold basin
it was meant to be training for emergencies
kek
>>51738674
fuck off nonce
>>51738674
fuck off nonce
>>51738714
Brum
>>51738674
nice boobs babe
>This is what led up to the session at the K West Hotel in London on the night of 2nd/3rd April recorded on the video. What did you do? You presented your baby to him so that he could try to rape him. First in the mouth. Then in the anus. Watkins can be seen spitting on the boy’s bottom to facilitate his attempt. You can be heard and seen encouraging him. Could there be a greater betrayal?
>And then what did you do? You took your little boy’s penis in your mouth and gave him oral sex. You then took the boy’s hand and put it on your own vagina. Watkins then masturbated the boy. The planning and graphic detail are bad enough. The videoing of what you were both doing is an aggravating factor. The enjoyment both of you can be seen to derive from what you were doing is both sickening and incomprehensible.
feel a bit sick
>>51736088
>(Usually bombed by Assad)
Rasheed.
>>51738708
u fukin wot m8
come fukin say tht to my face i fukin dare u
will fukin do u in swear 2 god this aint a joke ting bruv
>>51738674
Morning senpai
>>51738719
I'm unironically handsome actually ;)
>>51738708
spic wanker
>>51738784
Is this the story of the student bender itt?
>>51738804
>>51738822
go drink tea royal faggot
>>51738784
Yuck
Funny how hundreds of years of scientific advancement and rational thought is apparently negated by posting a picture of a man wearing a hat.
>>51738784
what's this la
>Funny how hundreds of years of scientific advancement and rational thought is apparently negated by posting a picture of a man wearing a hat.
>>51738954
judge having a go at ian watkins for raping babies
>>51736337
>33 (you)s itt
not bad
>over 10% of this thread is about me wanting to have sex
not bad at all
>Being bent
How do you deal with knowing your every parents worst nightmare?
Now don't get me wrong. I've shoved my willy up a few feminine twinks backsides and I don't care if others do too. But when the time comes I'm going to settle down with a nice girl and have some kids so my parents can habe grandchildren.
To actually be a bender and demand bender rights and marry another bender is disgusting.
>Juan """"banter""""
fuck off
>>51738914
>have spic working at the office
>making tea
>"how can you drink tea, it's like dirty water!"
took a sneaky peek at my m8s penis the other day it was fucking tiny hahahahahahahaha
>>51738981
>every parents worst nightmare
still better than trans lad
>>51738914
I know they're absolutely corrupt and shit-tier and nobody cares about them but you still have a royal family lad.
>>51738970
jolly good
>>51739025
how tiny we talkin senpai
>>51739026
Nothing wrong with trains.
>>51738981
>His parents would care if he was gay
fuck off paki bastard
>>51739014
>spic
Fuck off with your yank terms, it's embarassing.
>>51738981
i didnt have any bloodline continuing responsibilities so they didnt care very much
just want me to bring home nice [spoiler]g[/spoiler]fs
alright lads its me again
anyone remember me
i'm the one who lives in the united kingdom:)
>>51739073
Bizzaro Rourke
I'm a normie 2bh AMA
>>51739026
>>51739060
Have you been to /lgbt/? The whole place is full of mentally ill trannies.
was too many niggers at this party last night for me to sell drugs lads
>His parents are ultra-conservative
Rasheed
>>51739135
pussyhole
>>51739135
why would they stop you selling?
>>51739135
what's that got to do with the price of eggs la?
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Had some mad dreams lads (every time I go back to sleep it starts a new one)
1. Was trying to walk out of my old school and a teacher held me back so I said you cant legally restrain me m8 so he let me go and sent 3 chinks after me and they really tried to do some damage like stabbing me etc and no matter how many times I stomped this gooks face in he kept getting back up and running after me (I kept thinking he must be a synth lol, in a joking way after thinking of fallout while running) then I called 999 for the polis and some wee ned answered laughing at my situation and asking if I played Candy Crush
2.Shared a uni room with a mad gay feminist lesbo and matt from wheres my challenge who had a subaru with pop up headlights in his room inexplicably, good lad
3.Got into a load of fights (won em all ;) ) and on my walk home caught maisie williams fingering herself beside a fence WEW anyway I didnt stay to chat cause I was fighting this little jew rat and ended up clubbing him with a branch when he tried to fight dirty by picking one up, then went back to maisie stuck the arm round her and walked her home h3h3h3h3
>>51739198
wew
>>51739119
>mentally ill trannies
tautology 2bh
Know for a fact my dad wouldn't care and my mum would probably actually be happy and brag about it if I was a bender.
I'm not though, even if my head has been turned by a couple of traps. I don't find them attractive, just... confusing.
Lads need advert help, looked online and can't find them
1. what is the nissan advert set in the desert with the opera in the background
2. what is that cinema car advert which is kind of black and white at the start and features elements and shit? maybe BMW
>>51739198
need a 92 gf
>>51739198
Most women today are drug addicts and/or alcoholics tbqh.
>>51739229
Knew that was coming but I wanted to emphasise that trannies are mentally ill.
>technically a minority
>mum's side of the family are immigrants who left their birth country because they were being persecuted for their heritage
>most of my mum's family think we should be very careful about who we let in and stop letting people in if we have to
>get called a racist by lefties for being anti-immigration because people think I'm white
>>51739198
rollin in da deep
>>51739198
*does a roll*
>>51739184
1) most of them were also selling and i got there late so it was doubtful there was actually anyone there that wanted drugs that hadnt already got them
2) you know what niggers are like you pull out some drugs they might take it
>millienial woes had a gay phase
fucking hell
another hero ruined for m e
>>51739221
excellent
>>51739198
me on the left
>>51739299
rasheed
please help lads
>>51739243
>3 people stabbed in an Islamic terrorist attack in London
>people literally tweeting "I've never been more proud of being a Londoner. #aintnomuslimbruv"
I used to think brainwashing was just a retarded plot advancer in old spy movies. This shit is scary.
>>51739299
If people think you're white then you're fucking white.
>actually thinking your parents won't care you're gay just because they're liberal
LOL its still every parents worst nightmare. As soon as you say you're gay all your parents are thinking is how you won't have a traditional wedding, no grandkids and your dad will be imagining you sucking cock and feeling disgusted.
Only super sjw millenial parents would celebrate it.
Most people with a liberal mindset have a "not in my house" mentality. They're fine with gays and trannies as long as they don't have to see them.
>>51739221
i dreamed last night that i was in morrisons and drake bell was there and i was rushing to find his groceries for him before he got them
then i found him and presented them and he was like "oh no thanks id feel rude" and i looked down and it was my own groceries and not his
>>51739238
don't be racist haha
http://strawpoll.me/6193316
http://strawpoll.me/6193316
http://strawpoll.me/6193316
>>51739299
Fuck off we're full
>>51739357
>Implying you're not the one who's been brainwashed by /pol/
>>51739198
rolling PLS LAUREN
I want to take benzos with you
>>51739375
>actually being muslim
>>51739238
>those "croissants"
Could have an apple turnover about now.
>>51739438
appelflap*
>>51739402
I don't use /pol/, Rasheed.
saw a guy in town today holding a sign that said "Don't bomb Syria"
okay then
>>51739379
>>51739221
Forgot my fourth dream
some ex UVF member had came to my old school to promote some drug hed used (its a dream lads doesnt have to make sense)
and I was falling asleep for most of it then just decided to go AYE RIGHT
this just sounds like a big scheme for you to try and sell something I mean what was all that shite about you sitting in a pram as a baby holding 2 handguns? who the fuck do you expect to believe that
bizarro 2bg
going to make myself cheesy beans on toast now
>>51739357
Sometimes I wonder how these people think but I just can't wrap my head around it desu, with all the horrible shit that's going down they are still living in their peaceful fantasy world where minorities can do no wrong, I just don't get it.
>>51739375
>he thinks his dad imagines him having sex
afternoon lads
home from work, earnt $350 today fondling fruit in air conditioning
im a muslim bruv
>>51739462
>Rasheed
Good goy, you're well-trained :^)
appelflappen wappen dappen
>>51739475
i was talking here just this morning with some brazilian bird about cheesy beans on toast
crazy or what!!!
>look forward to a day off
>do nothing all day
haha what can I do lads? I should probably try and find some new music to listen to on my way to work tomorrow but what else can I do
>>51739299
fuck off paki
buggery
>>51739523
*unsheathes bacon*
*teleports behind u*
deus vult rasheed
ama about sailor moon lads
>>51739518
>Pozstralian dollars
>>51739583
what is that haha
>>51739589
chat the shit in brisbane you'll get your ears boxed you pig fucker
>>51739583
>sailor moon
what's it about?
>>51739603
w-what
arms feel weird after raving last night
like my veins are all fucky
>>51739533
go for a comfy run or maybe workout or something
>nothing to do all day
>work on self improvements
>????
>get gf
If your parents wouldn't mind you being bent why are you closeted?
I'M SMOKING SOMETHING GREEN
>>51739523
you are not a muslim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJhj4Z6Hjc
Quite a tense watch lads
Rasheed is doing an AMA lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3vnjor/iama_conservative_british_muslim_ama/
>>51739667
thanks la
appreciate the support
>>51739652
Was probably some meme-tier ''''''''''warehouse'''''''''' lad-house event.
>>51739655
I like going to the gym but I haven't been for a few months now and since starting work I don't really have time, if I went after work then I would get home from the gym and have to go straight to bed without eating
not sure how I'm supposed to fit it in desu
>Was probably some meme-tier ''''''''''warehouse'''''''''' lad-house event.
>>51739652
what did you take?
christmas tree is UP x
how wicked are motorbikes
RRRRRREEEEEEMMMM ROOOOEMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha me on a motorbike
>>51739670
Someone post "rasheed"
>>51739708
you're right desu
>>51739755
gold bar + wanger
Want to become a true meme evangelist lads.
>>51739662
I'M DRINKING SOMETHING BLUE
>>51739708
meme warehouse events are good 2bh
>>51739709
isn't there a gym by your work you could go to straight after work
even some comfy situps/pressups whilst /brit/posting is good
>>51739762
mum put up ours like two days after Yanksgiving ahah
just took a trip through the museum of memes ama
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''People''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' that have plastic christmas '''''''''trees'''''''''
>>51739828
why do people look at me on the street
so our jesuischarlie is youaintnomuslimbruv
i fucking hate this country
>>51739802
I don't think so but the place I work in is a shithole anyway, the gym I usually go is about 20 minutes from me by bus but it takes me an hour and a half to get home from work so I get home at about half 7 if I finish at 6, then I shower and stuff then I have about 2 hours to myself before going to bed for another day of work
>>51739762
waiting until this weekend tbqh
>>51739791
fairs
I had a couple of blue Heisenbergs last week, they were good
i'm doing a furious poo lads
i'm poorious
is it an English trait to be passive aggressive
>>51739638
>>51739645
usagi tsukino is a lazy clumsy crybaby piece of shit 14 year old girl who is awakened as a pretty guardian of love and justice ("sailor moon") and fights a series of unrelated evil demons who generally want to resurrect big evil chaps or conquer earth
there are 4 other girls who are the "sailor senshi" and a talking cat called luna who awakens them
& it turns out theyre reincarnations of people who lived on a utopia on the moon & around the solar system ages ago and that sort of plays into it because usagi is the new moon princess and she becomes a bit of a messianic figure and shows her boobies in the last few episodes
>>51739885
same
hate young people especially
>>51739864
>have a real Christmas tree
>leaves/needles all over the fucking place
No thanks senpai
>>51739907
try not to commit pooicide
>>51739910
LET THE UPBOATS FLOW LADS ;^)
>>51739910
upvoted
>>51739910
madman
>>51739532
>brazillian bird
please go on
please
new thread NOW
>>51739872
cause you're a looker x
>>51739953
>not getting a decent non-shedding one
>not just sweeping up a few times over the christmas period
>missing out on that glorious smell
W E W
E
W
>>51739976
dunno mate she just popped up out of nowhere at about 4am and started posting
apparently someone recognised her it might have been yorkshire
she couldnt comprehend the idea of baked beans
>>51739955
>>51739958
>>51739966
1 upboat a minute, wew, thanks lads
toilet's broken and i have to shit and it's nearly 1am
what do?
If a new thread isn't linked in the next 60 seconds, everybody ITT is a paki.
>>51740036
Have a wildy in the garden lad
asalaamu alaykum brothers and sisters
>>51740036
call a polish man
everyone saving their ebin posts for the new thread? haha
>>51739375
this
my parents seem all socially liberal.
but my dad caught me watching tranny porn (cuz i forgot to delet browser history) once and was so livid he was about to beat me.
