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Hi
>de gay
kill me
good edition tbf
(you)
>>51736030
Hotel staff suspects customers of using rooms for casual sex. More at 11
>tfw no anime gf
The leftists portray it as us bombing civilians and post pictures of bombed civilians on twitter (Usually bombed by Assad) and say the west did it. Leftists are literally using Isis propaganda.
very early
also anime edition
poor job
>>51736039
cheers haha
>>51736088
prove it
>>51736082
yeah i don't mind if i walk in alone say 'can i have a room' and then he walks in separately to my room.
But i don't want to walk in, hand-in-hand asking for a single bed room my man.
feeling quite sad today lads
>tfw no Cara gf
me_irl
>>51736088
maybe Big Dave was right all along
>>51736030
>what if he moans
wouldn't worry about that with your little pecker lad aha
>>51736100
feeling generous, its almost christmas
>>51736097
>early
t. keked by the janny
Stop posting cartoons and grow up
>>51736125
>i don't want to walk in, hand-in-hand asking for a single bed room
so.... don't??
This looks so comfy
Can't wait for the new star wars
>>51736231
Lord of the Rings is boring as fuck
>>51736185
Stop wasting your time on the internet and grow up
>>51736185
stop hating on what other people like and grow up
>>51736228
so what do you do?
let's say i book a double room on my own.
how do i get him in that room without going in with him?
>>51736267
>>51736267
>>51736286
go in and ask for a room, tell your friend to come by in 10 minutes
?
>>51736185
cant disagree 2bh
>>51736286
literally no-one pays attention to what you're doing in hotels unless it's massively illegal.
>book room
>check in alone and get keys
>meet boy somewhere outside hotel
>walk up to room together and bum each other
>>51736286
don't walk hand in hand tard
i've shared rooms with brothers and no other who shared with m8s. it's not a big deal.
so some receptionists suspects you're a bender. what of it
>>51736309
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>>51736286
you go in
wait 5 to 10 minutes
phone your mate and give him the room number
Jesus Christ I though university students were supposed to be good at critical thinking
isn't lolicon illegal in the cUK?
better watch out OP
Comfy familyish films that arem't shit and will get me in a christmas mood that aren't christmas films pls
currently watching babe
>>51736383
his mind is just all cocks and fannies (the yank kind)
Can you warmongers not stop for 1 second and think if all the inoccent children we've just killed in those isis oil fields
>>51735989
What a slut.
>>51736411
how can a movie that isn't about christmas get you in a christmas mood
>>51736423
yfw they have to start targeting ISIS leaders living among the civilians
Back from church lads. So many moral qts desu.
>>51736383
>phone your mate and give him the room number
don't you have to tell the hotel they're staying over or something? surely a random person off the street cannot just run riot in a hotel.
>>51736411
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
>>51736471
saw my first ever girls knickers at church when a qt in a short dress had her legs open, wanked myself raw to that as a 13 y/o desu senpai
>>51736423
>That mob of people calling Hilary Benn a murderer and saying that they should just negotiate with ISIS
wew
>>51736514
sounds like a good weekend 2bh
>>51736485
no
if you really want to you can book a double room for two
They won't bat an eye if it's just you that turns up
>>51736471
inorite
can't bring myself to attend any of their events to meet any of them though
Russia bombed raqqa today. Aka isis central. Probably gonna be collateral damage but war is war
>>51736447
toy story, italian job and >>51736504
are examples, also thanks >>51736504
about to go pick up the Christmas tree with mummy x
>>51736534
yeah but then how do i get him into my room?
text him the number, he says 'im the other one staying in this room' and then they realise im a bender?
>>51736504
was going to post this lmao
If somebody dubbed the word 'christmas' over every instance of 'thanksgiving' in the film, nobody would question it as a christmas film 2bh
>>51736585
god your and imbecile
>>51736562
bit early isn't it?
>that smell
HNNNNGGGGG
So when we bombing tower helmets lads?
>>51736585
how can you be this autistic?
have you ever stayed in a hotel? they dont ask what you're planning to use the room for or make you fill out a form saying you're a poofter.
>>51736585
no
he doesn't need to go to the front desk
he can just walk in and go to the room
In a hotel with like 150 rooms and multiple people at the front desk they aren't going to remember every single person who turns up
>>51736585
fucking hell, are you a spastic? He literally just walks through the lobby and to your room.
off to the bottle-o
>Watching Escape to the Country
>Guy literally called Rasheed is looking for a massive house in the countryside with his white wife
>>51736588
>>51736558
which of these should i watch first
1/2
>>51736675
what if they say 'excuse me sir who are you'
what does he say?
>>51736695
2/2
>>51736585
m8 he don't need to go to the desk.
no one can get to the rooms without a key card or invitation from the occupant so they have no need to monitor it like that
>>51736710
unless he walks through the lobby in assless leather chaps dropping buttplugs everywhere this doesnt happen
>>51736695
>>51736752
gremlins
>>51736710
"Im going to meet my mate at his room"
>>51736710
They won't. Have you never been to a hotel?
Highlight of the thread so far?
>this autistic melt who has never stayed in a hotel
>>51736779
I have but i can't remember desu.
so do i have to book the room for just myself or two people? i mean are you allowed to have friends over in a hotel room?
>>51736692
Lovely, how 2015! :^)
>>51736710
stop being such an autistic mong
just turn up with him together and go to the room
1. they probably won't assume you're gay and just m8s
2. why the fuck do you care what the hotel staff think?
they're random people who you won't have to deal with again
who cares if they know you're a battyman
>>51736820
>so do i have to book the room for just myself
yes
>i mean are you allowed to have friends over in a hotel room?
yes
What's some tesco value type stuff that's alright
>>51736710
"I'm here to get bummed"
"OK"
>>51736798
this absolutely clueless battyboy 2bh
>>51736852
Because I'd be ordering a double bed room, rather than two separate beds
>battyman
Because I want everyone to think im a tough guy who slays mad punani
>>51736885
nothing desu
Moved out almost a year a go but I still feel like a proper grown up everytime I go shopping desu
>french terrorists carry out a highly organised and multi-faceted attack, killing dozens and provoking nation-states to war in the process
>british terrorists incapable of killing an unarmed old guy at a tube station
Where is it all going wrong? Why are british terrorists falling behind their foreign counterparts? Is the education system failing us?
wish i could live in a hotel like the major from fawlty towers
>>51736798
Nothing amusing has happened in these threads for about six months. I only ever come on when I'm bored during weekends
>>51736933
>caring that hotel staff know you're gay
>>51736885
Eggs
That's literally it.
>>51736933
Buy 3 female prostitutes to escort you to your room
>>51736945
>not getting it delivered
>>51736972
broken britain
>british terrorist can't kill an old man
>british gayboy doesn't know how to arrange a date
>/brit/ meet up fails miserably
>>51736972
>French
>British
Think you'll find they're all Pakis lad.
>>51736945
>make a list
>go shopping
>sperg out forget half of what you wanted
>have to go back
don't think i'm ready for this yet
might go purchase some ginger ale
>>51737003
This 2bh, also go in with a football shirt and a hat saying 'heterosexual'; a pile of straight porn magazines in one hand and a holy bible and a can of stella in the other.
>>51737051
>make a list
>still forget
hi gran. do you want me to get it for you?
>>51736945
Love it desu, putting chocolate milkshake and sweets and ice cream and beer and pringles and peanuts and stuff in my basket and not having to ask mummy if it's OK. :))
>>51737094
that would be lovely
2bh you can get it delivered here with some program might just look into that
Landlord just came into my room and I've got weed all over my desk haha
sent out some very important emails the other day and still not got a reply
Lad who I want to bum, stopped responding to my texts lads
might be off :(
>tfw new Sunn O))) record
How long does ordering groceries online take?
4 da delivery
>How do I put my willy up this guy's anal passage without people calling me gay
>>51737126
do him la
>>51737167
internets busiest music nerd said it's shit
>>51737167
any gud
>this female comedian on have i got news for you
last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
>>51737133
How long have you known him? Because I'd feel like a prostitute if our first time had him tkaing me to a cheap hotel.
>>51737197
>female comedian
when will this meme end?
>>51737171
You can get it the next day if you're willing to pay a couple extra pounds for the delivery slot.
thinking of doing a move out lads
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-19026612.html
£80 a week for a decent 2 bedroom apartment which is walking distance from (birmingham) city centre
cheaper than i thought 2bh
>>51737171
Next day is free if you spend over £50 bruv
>>51737280
>apartment
Fuck off Yank
>>51737280
>apartment
fuck off yank
>birmingham
rasheed
>£80 a week
fuck off billionaire
You ain't no muslim bruv
>>51737210
I LOVE YOU
>>51737280
>pppw
per person per week? Think it's 160 a week for the whole thing lad.
It's okay, a bit shit inside but spose you could make it nicer.
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
>>51737280
>this entire post
fuck off
Literally obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/user/AnglopheniaTV/videos
Just watched the 1st episode of vikings
very good desu
>>51737356
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
This t b h, literally don't see the point.
>>51737280
place like that where I live is fucking double that
ree
http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2015/12/ross-ulbrichts-top-confidante-variety-jones-arrested-in-thailand/
Reckon this is thailad?
>>51737217
Been texting him for a couple months, hes been teasing me a bit. Trying to really get to the point now. I said we could like netflix and chill, but that I cant have him over because my room isn't comfy. Don't really want to take him out for a meal or anything gay like that, why waste the money if i dont have anywhere to take him back to and the whole time Im pretending to not be attracted to him.
Simpler to just chill with him in a hotel room and then
>>51737280
>electric """""""""""""""""""""""""""""hob"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
job interview tomorrow lads
>>51737363
how much money did they get to spread this statist propaganda?
also, Siobhan was better
>>51737363
>British Hip-Hop you should know about
>Professor Green
>Tiny Tempah
No, please no. Make her stop.
This is some truly shit-tier '''''content''''''
>>51737194
>plebtano
>>51737195
Just finished my first listen. There's nothing groundbreaking on it and certainly not as GOAT as M&D was but still solid 3 tracks of BWOOOOO. Shame it's so short.
>>51737280
>renting a room of Mohammd Al Aseef Rahmmed Asheed
>>51737434
No idea desu.
Also apparently americans don't have a 'Christmas dinner' they just eat whatever on Christmas Day.
Weird desu
>>51737414
>arrested for something other than noncery
nah doubt it lad, he's still at large
yes yes yes i am still about
>>51737416
>why waste the money if i dont have anywhere to take him back to
A HOTEL
>pretending to not be attracted to him.
WHY
>>51737231
I think she is very attractive at least desu
>benders
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
>>51737485
>>51737463
I've heard the Polish Christmas dinner is vegetarian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ILTLZGOhW8
>>51737321
underrated AF post desu senpay
>>51737535
very qt
>>51737536
Wonder who has to unblock the toilet on Boxing Day.
>>51737463
can confirm
>>51737416
I get your reasoning, if you're just after a shag, but you're making it seem fucking illicit. Just go with this >>51737502.
I think you need to get over what other people think of you, lad.
>>51737502
>A HOTEL
yes but then I have to pay for a meal or whatever AND a hotel.
>WHY
see
>>51737517
>>51737517
going to start calling homophobes on here 'Jamal' now
>>51737356
reeeee thats fucking shit
was gonna get someone else and pay £40 a week would have been delightful
>living in a 'city' that isn't London
already live in birmingham 2bh and i can't exactly afford to go to london or a qt countryside village
>>51737496
good
>>51737563
You're genuinely missing out, out Christmas Dinners are fucking great
>hurr durr British cuisine
Fuck off, come here for a Christmas.
>>51737585
Clearly you aren't ready to commit to being a bender mate
>>51737517
I like his accent
h-hello
>>51737607
>>51737507
wag1 famsalams
>>51737585
You don't live in uganda
cheap cunt
>>51737496
made me think of this desu
https://youtu.be/OZ6G7qwjom4?t=1m52s
>>51737548
(You)
>>51737621
no I'm not
I just want to bum a somewhat effeminate lad, not skip around wearing a sailor's outfit
>>51737658
I live in London which is not that different
Feel a bit sick desu
>>51737689
Make him wear a dress then
>>51737681
Thanks I'll be sure to use this later
Pic related is thailads sex slave
is the prostate the male equivalent of the uterus?
like what the uterus would have grown out of if we had the chromosomes?
>>51737615
I would like to!!!!! Christmas dinner is like nonexistent at my parents house these days
>>51737689
>skip around wearing a sailor's outfit
I must have missed that part.
>>51737656
hi
doing a nothing
>>51737724
she doesn't look young enough desu
>>51737585
Literally feel sorry for lads so deep in the closet, imagine how depressed you're going to feel when you cum inside this twink's arse and he rolls over expecting a cuddle and all you feel is revulsion and guilt.
Send him over to me lad, I'll shag AND I'll hold his hand around town, put him as my bf on Facebook, introduce him to my parents, kiss him, buy him a Christmas pressie, all that properly gay shit.
it's 2015 come on
>>51737714
>Make him wear a dress then
that is not the issue here.
I need a place to do it, not ideas
>thailad will never make a webm of your post
>>51737724
that small thai boy is wearing a very convincing costume of a caucasian woman, halloween?
>>51737656
Doling out (You)s like it's going out of style.
>>51737689
no. london is like new york. it has a thriving gay scene
>>51737771
Yes make him wear a dress and go into the hotel room with you
>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend
>>51737771
We've narrowed down your options and you have all the pros and cons, lad.
>>51737807
this desu, if the staff think he's a girl, there's no problem.
Imagine living in Thailand and not trying a ladyboy.
Would be like living in London and not visiting Buckingham palace
WARNING: Big choon coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzgHjktyvs
hyper Corbynista Republican Leftie Aunt keeps shoving her leftie propaganda down her adopted BME girl
Don't like it one bit. Her childhood is going to be shit and my aunt is so blinded by her own views she can't see it
>>51737728
It's the male equivalent of the g spot
>tfw you realise that your scrotum is just fanny lips inflated, without a slit in them and with balls inside and your dick is just a big clit
>>51737797
Yes but he thinks people care about his perceived appearance as a macho hetero stud.
>>51737777
>quads
will take a request for that one senpai
>>51737807
he wouldn't pass
>>51737767
I'll do all that proper gay shit for the one, but this one is not the one.
>>51737797
ye you live there
>i really like the white stripes
>housemates bully me because of it
>punch me in the face while i sleep
wish i still lived with my mum desu
Getting into arguments on youtube with people about bicycle helmets lads.
>>51737840
Start playing Tom Sowell audiobooks through her windows while she sleeps.
>>51737669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWwa1lz9BU
>>51737747
hmmmm
have a think
>>51737787
tyvm (ta you very much)
sometimes I give myself the creeps
>>51737891
doing a listen now x
>>51737871
Is the last one true or a lie?
>The White Stripes
lmao
found some bender porn themed around bennies lads
'Job Seekers Allowance Extra Benefits. Get a Job? Can't be fucked? Well lads Triga thinks it's time to get off yer arse and get up someone else's in this action packed production ' Job Seekers Allowance Extra Benefits '. There's plenty of cock on the dole here as a whole host of new goby British geezers apply their skills and learn some new one's as they suck cock and get fucked - who needs a fucking CV. Watch smooth redhead Darren with his big cock improve his cock and ball skills as he gets banged senseless by fit lad Craig - who gives a shit about this interview technique! Fit Manc lad Ste doesn't need a reference as he sucks Scouser Curtis's big thick cock before a good fucking arse licking -- Well tasty lads! So if you are into British fit lads an a bit of rough action get down to this fuckin Job Center and suss out the cock ! Trust us ..your zip will be down faster than you can say ' you got the job mate' in this horned up free for all classic British Triga production. Get the extra benefits and sign on with Triga, these dirty little fuckers don't want a fuckin job they want some fuckin cock ...Fuckin get it there...'
>>51737536
It's not vegetarian, just meatless. We have fish.
Also it's a supper on Christmas Eve (24 Dec), rather than a dinner on Christmas Day (25 Dec).
Then we go to a midnight mass. I was always stoked about this as a kid since I normally wouldn't be allowed to stay up so late.
The Christmas Day breakfast is also celebratory and usually people have dinners with more distant family on Christmas Day and St. Stephen's day (26 Dec).
Presents are given on St. Nicholas' day, i.e. the 6th of December. I've always wondered how/why the Anglos migrated the gift giving to Christmas while preserving the association with St. Nicholas.
>>51737891
what a excellent video
>>51737845
nah m8 im right
>>51737940
How much does someone get paid to write these?
>>51737871
why don't you set the seven nation army on them you fucking bender ahahaha
>>51737917
I like their catchy songs
If you slag transexuals you are most likely a closet tranny
>>51737959
Why does that man have two spines?
>>51737959
>There are people who don't want to have a prostate orgasm
>>51737903
was just listening to j*sus of suburbia tbafwy
Listening to Johnny Cash lads
>>51737985
this is sort of true desu. I'm always bullying them on here, but I'm in love and live with one irl lol
>>51738006
bit scared of sticking things up my bum desu
>>51738016
you utter melt
>I don't like The White Stripes
>>51738013
wew lad doing a listen of 21 guns now
>>51737845
that's some strong mental gymnastics just to convince yourself you aren't a bender
I've found Rasheed lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3vnjor/iama_conservative_british_muslim_ama/
Wish being gay was still illegal 2bh
Listening to my mum and dad having sex lads
>>51738047
Don't see why it's such a big deal t b h
>>51738006
>a reticent bender student will never take you to a cheap hotel to fuck your virgin bp
>>51738092
Not meant to stick things in there
What is it? Is it garage? Is it 2step? Is it R&B?
It's not
It's eskibeat
>>51738078
this desu
>>51738104
that's a feel and a half
>>51738067
I know I'm a bender, really pleased that I am too desu
>>51738080
vocaroo it nigger
>>51738078
I know, it's so much more cheeky to do something when it's illegal
>>51738092
does it feel like doing a poo but backwards?
>>51738078
why
>>51737871
>punch me in the face while i sleep
Really?
>>51738127
no homo tho
>>51738158
It's more exciting that way.
>>51738117
if that was the case why would it feel so good?
>>51737943
POLES GET OUT REE
>>51738164
this desu
>tfw no qt jgf to bum me
>>51737651
am i allowed to post here
Really need a gf ngl lads
>>51738140
A little bit yeh, until you hit the prostate
>>51737943
you live in erdington, birmingham don't you
>>51738198
'nie'
>>51738199
#YesAllRefugees
>>51738231
No la.
Cambridgeshire.
Post great forms of banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=CdyuwCRWgC4
>>51737835
*responds as usual*
>>51738006
Based Mike
>>51738249
has purple aki ever felt your muscles irl
>>51738236
desu if you post here you've probably integrated somewhat.
If you haven't you can fuck off home though, and take your countrymen with you.
feel like ending myself
>>51738303
planning on rising like a phoenix from the ashes right, lad?
>>51738293
yes
who /cadell/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
Basildon
>>51737943
Interesting desu. I don't know which of the traditions is "older" so I don't know when gifts were given on Christmas Day
>>51738180
To encourage you to let stuff go out
BRING THE VODKA, BRING THE CHARLIE
JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING A PARTY
Final track of this compilation is v. good, most if it house/disco/soul though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJBknmkJn1Q
anyway I can't find any info on the artist and he hasn't released any other music.
Bizarre 2bh
>>51737943
>midnight mass
literal satanism
>>51738199
i like this game
>there are 10,000 genuine economic migrants
>1 of them rapes and murders children but has never been caught or suspected
should we let them in?
>>51738371
doesn't feel anything like having a poo tho
>>51738330
nah just sinking into the eternal void would be good enough x
homosexuality being illegal would be sick
makes you seem like a brave romantic soul rather than a vaguely irresponsible disappointment to those who find out
>>51738423
That's because you're having a poo wrong
