comfy sunday morning edition
k-pop t͏bh fa͏m
/v4/
>>51731492
watching gone girl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_cultural_heritage_by_ISIL
boils my blood this article does
WHO TF UP REAL NIGGA HOURS IF YOU HITTING DAT MEAN KUSH JUST SMACK DAT MOTHER FUCKING LIKE UPPPPP!!!!
whats the plan for today then lads?
Maisie literally looks like Lena Dunham
took a shit xd
>>51731545
>Anonymous 59 seconds ago No.51731545
why is it called that?
Need ideas for what to get the gf for Christmas
>>51731460
>driving from Hockley to central London every day
you fink i'm richie rich or s'aink lad?
>>51731542
dem legs desu
https://strawpoll.me/6192129
https://strawpoll.me/6192129
https://strawpoll.me/6192129
average poll
>>51731612
it's yuletide you fucking jew puppet
walk out the store
clean like a carwash
playing fallout 4 with a cuppa 2bh
all my exes live in texas live im george strait
>>51731612
a hand bound compendium of /brit/'s best moments of the year.
>Tfw no waifu in a hanfu
playing ghl with a pepsi 2bh
>>51731685
This is a good idea for something to make.
What moments would everyone include?
Right lads
Going to neck a pint of water, brew a nice coffee, have a slice of apple tart, listen to some choons and post on /brit/
>>51731656
started playing that, I'm getting into it a bit more though I'm doing Danse's quests and i'm severely under leveled, getting my arse handed to me by supermutants trying to find some wasteman recon team that went missing
glad I pirated it desu though I find when I pirate games i'm less arsed about playing them, something about having them in Steam encourages me, maybe I'm just autistic but I can't be arsed to go base building and that on a pirated copy
>>51731729
ur mum giving me knob a gobby
>>51731729
Mark Davis getting absolutely rekt, that time we all went to /r9k/ and bullied them in britfeels, various janny meltdowns
>>51731751
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv is trending on Twitter.
If he's not Muslim what the bloody hell is he?
I get that people want to separate normal Muslims from extremist Muslims, but don't lie about his religion ffs.
>>51731759
what difficulty are you playing on?
depending on that, you can always just go to vault 81 and buy the overseers guardian which is a 2 shot combat rifle. I have one that isn't the overseers guardian and it does almost 200 damage per shot.
i 1-3 shot most things with it
Havin a bowl of Greek yogurt with granola and a cup of coffee
Breakfast of kings
the fucking state of my skin atm
how do i remove the shitty caption from this jiff
>>51731816
hard
yeah but that just makes the game too easy Tbh
>>51731800
Reminder that Muslims have no collective responsibility for these acts but white people are single handedly responsible for all slavery and bad things their ancestors did
Azusa
>Tfw got absolutely twatted last night but still came home with keys, wallet and phone.
France local elections lads.
Red= left wing party
Blue= right wing party
Just fuck my shit up
Lads if you haven't already get an Instagram and post pictures of your pets, scenery and other things like puddles and fried breakfasts. You don't need to post your own ugly face but you'll at least get some internet attention, a nice alternative to a You.
Tfw
Hi
just woke up
What's a less colloquial way of saying "taking the good with the bad"?
Specifically my sentence is that you have to take the good with the bad.
Doing nothing
>>51731874
mid-game is easy as shit.
a gauss rifle does like 300+ damage.
>>51732043
Burn that cunt at the stake
>>51731729
>tfw you wish you were living in a communist society that obviously wouldn't have conceived of the internet or social media so you wouldn't have to put up with this Scottish mong's ramblings
>>51732072
Less colloquial ?
Just use 'roll with the punches' and be done
i want to
waste an incomprehensible amount of time
learning the language of classics
and then learning the classics themselves
talk me out of it
>>51732017
They take place recently then?
>>51732158
a worthy endeavour 2bh
>>51732043
vapid bitch probably doesn't even know what communism really means or implies
How can isis be real if Muslims are a religion of peace
s m h
Gookmoot is pissing around in the server room again
>tfw you bought the shitty q-tips that bend too much and you can't clean your ears properly
>>51732170
It is, but is it?
Is there any point of learning a dead language? to learn philosophy which has already been superseded? learn religions and myths which are no longer practiced or reference points? to learn science and theories which have been rendered completely irrelevant?
I'm in two minds about whether I should or not.
>>51732326
Doctors warn against using them for your ears anyway senpai
>>51732326
>not using these
ISHYGDDT
>>51732326
use a paper clip or a hair clip to clean your eyes family
qtips just push wax further in.
>>51732356
it can be helpful in understanding other Latin-derived languages, gives you high culture points and will boost your university challenge score.
You can read the Western canon in English though, maybe do that instead.
>not getting your asian gf to clean your ears for you.
>sticking pointy sticks in your ears
idiots pham. Doctors tell people to never use those things.
Is there any gay lads in this thread?
I wanna ask some questions
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBaONmV35y0
>>51731729
The Dolmio incident
>>51732439
They work and it tickles but in a good way fa͏m
>>51732455
Just ask them outloud
>>51732455
i'm not gay but you can ask me anyway and i'll pretend to know what i'm talking about
>>51731729
Dormer getting doxxed
some of the peter hitchens gets
some of my more successful polls, maybe the one re. new GCSE subjects or the next BBC production
If you are a young gay lad, have you ever had old gay men like offer you money for sex?
>>51732356
Learn it because you're interested m8. Education doesn't have to be about practical utility.
>>51732398
>in english
nah phamily, it totally betrays the text. you can only glean a cursory understanding from english
>Latin-derived languages
it gives you a boost, but i mean Spanish isn't so difficult you need to learn Latin before you learn it? It would be far more useful to just learn Spanish?
>High culture points
who cares, so does knowing lots of classical composers and artists by name.
On the other hand something is really drawing me towards it. idk what to do.
The other problem is that the even the most essential texts are so vast in number one cannot expect to finish them in a life-time.
Got an empty notebook lads, what should I use it for?
>>51732524
I'm straight but have had that. More than once too, it appears Iam (or was) a valuable commodity amonst the homosexual community.
>>51732326
>q-tips
fuck off yank
>>51732382
>use a paper clip to clean your eyes
>>51732556
How did they ask u? Did u know them?
Im asking cos i found out my friend is a man whore who has sex with old men for money
>>51732540
I happen to need one, post it to me lad. Was about to cop one off amazon.
Use a bayonet to clean your mouth lads
>>51732591
The first time I was in a gay bar drunkenly hitting on lesbians in the hopes that one of them was bi, so that's kind of my own fault.
>>51732583
>bend it from the middle so that the two hoops are opposite each other.
>use the smaller hoop as a hook
>be very gentle and don't go far into the ear
easy peasy and does a stellar job.
>when you want to play a game but can't find where you installed it
Reeee
>>51732593
sent ;)
>He doesn't tongue scrap
seriosuly?
>>51732665
>eyes
>>51732540
write erotica
>>51732676
Unorganised slob CUNT
>>51732711
no, just brush it ngl
I do floss, brush and mouthwash though, should probably go all out and get a tongue scraper L M A O
>he doesn't enema out his rectum
Seriously?
>tfw seeing that Merry Christmas is winning the war here
America wins again
>>51732748
tongue scrapers are brilliant lad
i used a metal one
the amount of yucky stuff that comes out makes me puke at the idea of people not dong it
>>51732783
considering getting bummed lads.
bit low on breakfast materials today lads but i think i pulled it out the bag tbH
>>51732799
I think this when I floss.
Shit, I've been living in ignorant bliss for all these years.
>>51732832
Nice lad
I would've buttered the egg toast, and got some ground pepper on top though!
>>51732832
What have you spread on the right piece of bread?
>>51732795
u wot?
don't yanks say 'happy holidays' or some shit?
>>51732880
Butter and marmalade by the looks of it....you really are a yank, aren't you?
Morning lads
What we having for breakfast then?
I'm gonna finish off last night's pizza 2bh
Love walking through here 2bh
>>51732910
I had Avocado on toast and 3 rashers of bacon at about 9.30, then a coffee & apple/frangipane tart half an hour ago.
9/10 would rec.
Looking for mates
LFM Kara speed run, need 1 healer, 1 ranged dps, t5+ gear.
normied out me mind lads
>be downstairs touching cloth
>it's too late to run to the toilet
>drop my guts where I stand
>walk out the room
>few minutes later mum smells shit and walks in the living room to find a steaming pile of shit
>mfw she thinks it's the dog
who wants to be my mate?
>>51732795
Merry was used originally in Britain. Happy didn't become popular until the late 19th century.
>>51732952
my train station is literally a single platform with one light and a speaker to let you know when the train is timetabled to come and not when it's actually going to arrive
>>51733032
>playing pve
bender
>>51732832
would eat / 10
good job lad
>>51733032
inv pls
>>51733138
>pvp in TBC
resto druid or lose.
Yeah brilliant mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wJ9-JRQdU&ab_channel=mattlsp
>>51733106
i cannot be friends with someone who is not able to accomplish the easy task of setting his flag region
>>51733165
feral was fun as fuck in tbc think you're just bad 2bh
>51733204
no new friends
>being anything but a gnome warlock
Embarrassing
>>51732591
j-just asking for a f-friend
>Being anything but a dwarf holy paladin that race-changed to human when they got the pvp trink racial
Truly, truly pitiful.
any song requests lads?
>not being gay
Doing a Tame Impala lads, literally the only thing Oz has produced that makes me feel good.
>Apocalypse Dreams
>>51733285
Why would i lie on 4chan? Its not like anybody is gonna find out
haha what level was the wizard? mental
>>51733310
>>51733316
Good timing desu
If you don't know now you know n*gga
>>51733316
here's some good Australian music for you my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfP6G0LSEA
>Those friends on normiebook I have to endure who constantly spout "sassy socialist" memes abd how they can't wait for the revolution
You stupid twat you work in a call centre. You'll be the first lined up and shot in the head by commissar rasheed for being a useless dreg on society.
>I didn't waste my youth and fuck up my A-levels as a result of WoW addiction
*tips*
Argos is making me play fucking Tinder to use it's gift finder thing, really obnoxious because you have to go through all the crap ideas one by one.
Also because I'm looking for a present for a man over 50 they've decided to show me every single golfing product they sell.
In the /brit/ compendium i'd like to see stats for the amount of mentions of 'C.uck', 'desu', lad', 'rasheed' etc. etc. in a year
>>51733428
Use the archive
having a bank
>>51733396
Vanilla WoW was our generations Woodstock. If you didn't participate you may aswell just kill yourself, because you're nothing.
>>51733387
I always get really depressed listening to this track
Hello brit I am drunk
Girl texted me back lads
>>51733396
>Basically was a lazy arse in year 12
>Get my act together a year later
>End up in a top 10 course
You've left the hobbies and interests section blank, care to expand on what sort of things you do in your free time?
>>51733505
>rendezvous
>>51733496
have a different one lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLO936bgrnw
>>51733476
This tbchwyf
>>51733505
>that time between texts
wew
wish they'd answer my emails already tbf
>>51733528
Sure.
I'm an active member of my local political party, I am learning Chinese and I represent my county in badminton.
Thanks for asking and sorry for the mistake.
>>51733528
Your mum
>>51733505
Cringed, ladspeak is literally better
W
>>51733537
Ye that's fucking Latin nigger
sex
>>51733528
HELP I TURNED INTO A CHINK
M
>>51733505
>australian supreme gentleman
>tips cork hat
>m'cunt
>>51733594
>active member of my local political party
I would get up from my desk, pick you up and place you in the bin.
Update: as I was typing this she replied stqy frosty wew
>>51733585
She literally just texted me back and I instant replied to her wahey
>>51733585
Lad speak has a different meaning here ;) esay adlay ;))
woke up early today lads (11:30)
life is finally getting back on track, haha!
Looks like a new board poped out suddenly though, what's /current news/?
A better version of pol?
>>51733662
False alarm it was my mate
>>51733594
And what party is that may I ask?
Liberty GB?
Ah okay, thanks for your time today anon
>>51733708
No, it's /pol/ without images
Theres some autism publicly announcing he's posting on /b/ in front of me
I wanna smash his face in
>>51733708
>>51733708
>11/28/15 New trial text board added: /news/ - Current News
Literally donkeys ago lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U&ab_channel=MobbDeepVEVO
W
>>51733708
what's the board code?
>The term "ocker" is used both as a noun and adjective for an Australian who speaks and acts in an uncultured manner, using a broad Australian accent (or Strine).[1] The typical ocker is "usually found in a blue singlet and rubber thongs with a tinnie in his hand propping up a bar".[2]
I like this word and will be referring to all australian posters as ockers from now on
>>51733657
Unironically what secured my last job.
They liked my well rounded character.
>>51733736
Actually the Black lives Matter party
Smh
>>51733756
do it
>>51733756
Film him and post it
M
>>51733743
What a waste of space
>>51733791
Bloody beaut mate will wear it like a badge
>>51733802
He fucking smells too
I'm only here to get my boom signed
They're using ALL THE MEMES
Kill me
>>51733611
>>51733645
>>51733775
>>51733812
My work here is done
My mum says she wants an alarm clock for christmas.
How do I not fuck this up?
>>51733856
get her a clock without an alarm
>>51733838
>I'm only here to get my boom signed
I don't know what this means.
>>51733856
buy her an alarm clock
>>51733782
It's /news/
>>51733594
>ah a fellow Green Party member eh?
>what's that?
>U-UKIP
>get out. NOOOOOOOW
>>51733867
book* fuck
>>51733856
Buy her an alarm clock shaped like a willy and say "i thought u said an alarm cock haha"
>>51733884
AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA
alri lads? haha
>going to an Ashens book signing
end it.
>>51733791
ocker is a good thing 2bh
having "society will never break down and make my irrelevant life skills useful" thoughts again
Im a fucking loser
>>51733977
same tbhwyf
Just done a hefty poo lads
>>51734006
Do u like anime?
>>51734028
heck no, but i do spend 12+ hours a day watching streamers. pretty much the same thing family
>>51733942
haha!
>>51734057
Do u play runescape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPokr7jIhJs&ab_channel=TitanDarkseid
Gonna head up to Waitrose in a bit 2bh
>>51733884
weren't the po who subdued him muslim anyway?
>>51734113
Good lad
Pick me up some of those small seeded brown baguettes and a keralan chicken soup.
so peng
Someone at my university put a dead pigs head in the university's 'mosques' toilet.
absolutely banterous, muzzies didnt like it though.
Why British people often report the conditions of their poo here?
That's a traditional thing?
>>51734057
that's debatably even worse
kill yourself fatty
Alright
>>51734249
>implying i have time to go out and eat
you wish I was fat
Just had one of those quick poos but when you look in the toilet after it's actually a big log
buying gifts is hard desu
>>51734113
stop posting anime
this general is for the discussion of british culture
>mfw theres people in the kitchen an im hungry
>>51734194
no theyre just gross
>>51734175
where do you get one of those
>>51734259
Oh I should mention that she pointed that out last night [joy division] it wasn't just some arbitrary band and she literally just texted me
>>51733957
He's just ok
I'm starting to find him a bit too memey though
>>51734194
because pooping is fun
unless have you analherpes or something
>>51734259
cringe desu
>>51734194
banter
>>51734306
you're like my tall little brother
Don't be a bitch and just say excuse me and get your food you idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJGGzunxHmE&ab_channel=DeanyBoii
Just walked the dog and the three churches in my area are full. I swear this country must be secretly religious.
>>51734322
Really
And that's the reason why you often make fun of Indians about poo right?
>>51734365
no because that's like saying 'hi i dont want to talk to you'
but as it is they could just think im hanging or busy
>>51734194
dunno lol
lol
>>51734299
not going to buy any gifts this year
I got told I don't need to spend money on the people I spent money on by the people I spent money on
>>51734418
lol
>>51734418
>tfw humans cant get purple eyes
we suck
we suck
>>51734432
I guess the tradition was given to India tbqh
I'm a currently dying
im a wario
im a gonna ween
>>51734418
It's just banter mate
did an absolutely tonk poo lads
blocked the bog but it's alright now
might start a new game of civ 5 this afternoon, who should i play as lads?
>>51734517
same
>>51734517
get well soon lad
>>51734554
GBR
>thinking the queen is gracious
>thinking the queen is noble
>wanting her to live long
>believing in god
>thinking god would save the queen
fucking hell you are all so delusional
>>51734478
At least foreigners can have pale blue eyes
That's muc muchbetter than Japs tbqh lad
>>51734557
Good lad
>>51734561
Safe x
How did /brit/ react to that paki silting someones throat on the tube? I missed the banter.
>>51734578
im white with brown eyes brown hair ugly stupid face
>>51734554
Assyrian
>>51734569
fuck off Phillip
I am going to go for a Jog or perhaps a Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJzmnSl3s8&ab_channel=DominoEffect
Fucking hell lads
https://twitter.com/notasheepagoat/status/673251325963055104
>wake up
>>51734605
wait what happened?
>>51733664
I've been up since 7am
>>51733791
>for an Australian who speaks and acts in an uncultured manner
Well then isn't the term a bit futile if it's for Australians?
http://strawpoll.me/6192595
http://strawpoll.me/6192595
http://strawpoll.me/6192595
>>51734692
why do all pakis have to say bruv at the end of a sentence
>In 1983, Saddam Hussein began rebuilding the city on top of the old ruins. (Consequently, artifacts and other finds may be under the city.) Hussein invested in both restoration and new construction in Babylon, as well as Ninevah, Nimrud, Assur and Hatra, to demonstrate the magnificence of Arab achievement.[30] He installed a portrait of himself and Nebuchadnezzar at the entrance to the ruins, and reinforced the Processional Way—a large boulevard of ancient stones—and the Lion of Babylon, a black rock sculpture about 2,600 years old. Hussein inscribed his name on many of the bricks, in imitation of Nebuchadnezzar. One frequent inscription reads: "This was built by Saddam Hussein, son of Nebuchadnezzar, to glorify Iraq". These bricks became sought after as collectors' items after Hussein's downfall.
>When the Gulf War ended, Hussein wanted to build a modern palace called Saddam Hill over some of the old ruins, in the pyramidal style of a Sumerian ziggurat. In 2003, he intended the construction of a cable car line over Babylon, however plans were halted by the 2003 invasion of Iraq.
why did we invade for hecks sake
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3vlein/_/
all those comments being nice about us wew
>Lord of the Rings, extended edition blu ray, £126.24
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003AQC1CQ/
>Buy each one (extended edition and blu ray) individually, less than £15 (£5.71+£3.28+one out of stock)
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009SIS13I/
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009T0W7M6/
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009SIRR56/
Am I missing something here or is it just Amazon being really Jewish?
>>51731407
what's so bad about it
>>51734762
Because we're actually the bad guys.
Same with Gadaffi. Just wait until we topple Assad...
have you touched a girls chebs in 2015 y / n?
>>51734817
Different listings, and it's not being sold by Amazon
>>51734817
The box that holds all 3 blurays is obviously worth £110 fa͏m
>>51734857
might start self flagellating in apology
>>51734827
>shit trains
>always late
>expensive
>always doing maintenance despite the line not actually improving
C2C does everything better and is acutally cheaper somehow, GA are fully Jewish