NATO edition
need to think of a name for my daughter
nth for don't bully!
Go to sleep, for real
>>51730628
Aya
>>51730625
Sleep or explosives?
>>51730634
Too tired to bully.
I need to sleep.
>>51730510
I just wanted to examine them for classified reasons.
>>51730611
Good night.
>>51730625
>>51730643
I'll sleep in a few hours maybe.
>>51730628
I'd name my daughter Valentina.
>>51730628
Alice
>>51730607
I don't get handsy, but I've heard it's common. and I'm pretty sure there will always be at least one other person here.
>>51730643
but I just woke up
>>51730709
What's keeping you up?
>>51730721
I nearly fell asleep, pls help
Go to bed, it's four.
>>51730769
I might have some work to do. But, it certainly isn't being done currently.
>>51730835
>telling me to go to sleep
>when you can barely stay awake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq4-q53Txyc
>>51730857
pls do your work
>>51730884
Yes I did ask you to go to bed so I can do the same
what's up with all the anime avatars?
Too tired to funpost.
>>51730904
Don't worry, anon. I'll get it done.
I always do except for the times that I don't.
>>51730964
Don't fuck around, you know damn well why.
>>51730964
Welcome to /cum/
![[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 9 (720p 10 bit AAC)[AD9F347].mkv_snapshot_20.21_[2015.10.24_17.52.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u6nKxqV.jpg "[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 9 (720p 10 bit AAC)[AD9F347].mkv_snapshot_20.21_[2015.10.24_17.52.13].jpg")
>>51730935
You first
>>51730969
lets not make it one of those times
Americans want to deport this.
>>51731033
Don't worry. The only time that happens is when I'm unaware there are things to be done. Everything will be alright.
>>51731080
Women don't rape and kill, senpai.
>>51731025
I want you to camp with me, I like the idea of it, bring your telescope and tent then we head for the mountains in Colorado
>Google "Mexican models"
>every woman shown is white
Hmm.... interesting...
>>51731275
>Google American President
>Every single one is black
>>51731174
>camping
>in this weather
I'd be up for it but we'd probably freeze to death.
also my telescope is buried in the garage somewhere and it takes like an hour to setup properly.
>>51731292
>Google Austrian identity
>every result is a German flag
Ughhh
Bedd.
>>51731133
GO DO THEM
>>51731299
What about summer? Or is it too hot because I don't handle the heat at all, for real I'd faint, I know it because I had a heat stroke so easily in east Morocco
Sorry for late reply, I fell asleep again
>>51732051
Probably better in the winter or spring. Summer gets pretty hot here and I don't handle the heat very well either.
>heat stroke
that's brutal. how bad was heat? and how bad was the stroke?
>I fell asleep again
and that's why you should probably stay asleep.
Watching Mr. Freedom right now.
>>51732205
Heatstrokes were a topic for jokes till I fainted while walking to the nearest city when the car broke down, luckily I was with loads of people
if I come to Colorado I'd get assassinated by heat, for some reason my body can't handle it like the average person can
>sleeping when my gay anon is awake
dangerous
hello best ally
pls gib nukes :-DDDDDDD
>>51732417
And lose our monopoly on force? No.
>>51732396
good thing there were people around.
>for some reason my body can't handle it like the average person can
then we are pretty similar in that regard. granted I'm probably a bit less sensitive to it than you are since I've never had something as bad as a heatstroke.
>dangerous
what's the matter? scared?
>>51732612
>sensitive to heat
>lives in Colorado
Anon pls, move out, or is your job too stable?
Besides where would you even go if you wanted to move out
>scared
Anything homosexual gets me traumatized
>my greatest achievement in life are these repeating digits
>>51732806
You managed to fuck that up too.
>>51732765
>move out
>where would you even go
you already answered the question for me. this place is quite alright. I have AC for the summer afterall.
>Anything homosexual gets me traumatized guess I should avoid any open homolust then, huh?
>>51732933
I greentext'd my own reply. I guess I'm getting a bit sleepy too.
>>51732933
Will you get holidays in christmas? Also what do you americans do to celebrate it? We don't have it
But america is large, you can choose any state you like
>greentexting your reply, is this how gay people communicate desu
Fucking French commie bastards.
>>51733033
>Will you get holidays in christmas?
you mean like days off? yep. what do we do to celebrate it? we get a christmas tree, put up lights/decorations around the place and give presents to each other. everyone does it. the whole town is lit up with all different colored lights.
>you can choose any state you like
maybe idaho. I hear it's cheap and quiet there.
Yesterday multiracial Christmas carolers came to my house and them talked about some play their church Is putting on
>>51733154
Shouldn't Santa be the one giving you guys gifts? because that's what I remember from when I was a kid in france
>cheap
Anon pls why is cheap your main factor here? Can't you average 2k a month just from highschool diploma?
>>51733270
>Can't you average 2k a month just from highschool diploma?
2k a month is about as low income as you can get, its nothing to live on
>>51733355
Well from a highschool diploma its not bad, colorado anon probably has a degree
>>51733270
Where is my turk
>>51733254
well are you gonna go see it? what play is it?
>>51733270
usually by the age of 14 no one believes in santa anymore. at that point it's basically just parents giving their kids gifts and adults exchanging gifts.
>Can't you average 2k a month
2k a month is barely liveable, if not impossible to live off of. especially in a state like colorado.
>>51733385
>probably has a degree
pls
>>51733385
>its not bad
its better than nothing but its pretty much minimum wage
>>51733508
7.25
>>51733391
>turk
pls
>>51733408
But what's the origins of christmas? is there a specific reason you people do all this decoration, get the gifts etc
>barely liveable
Really now how much do you make?
also >living in US without a degree
>>51733527
varies on the state, min wage barely makes less than 2k/mo for a 40 hour week where i live
>>51733408
Some thing about Santa disappearing and i don't think i will
>>51733535
All depends on your job
>>51733535
>But what's the origins of christmas?
hell if I know. tradition? most people do it for tradition more than anything. some people do it because if you don't do it, people think you aren't "festive" or something.
>how much do you make?
>>51733579
>40 hour week
Is this China
>>51733535
Filthy dumb morrocan scum where is my turk
>>51733661
I like the idea of doing things yearly without knowing why
Stop you'll make me think you don't have a job
>>51733669
he committed sudoku
>>51733665
8 hours a day/5 days a week is considered a normal job
>>51733728
morroqueno, where es mi turko?
>>51733728
>I like the idea of doing things yearly without knowing why
that's practically every holiday in the US
>Stop you'll make me think you don't have a job
>>51733858
Why would you hurt my expectations, anon? I expected you to be a working member of society
>>51733789
Hes helping isis right now, please wait a moment
>Fall asleep at 1AM
>wake up at 6AM
Fuck this.
>>51733728
Hello, I missed you last night.
>>51734098
Murruqueno mi turko no es un isis agento, ahora necessito mi turko
>>51734102
>fall asleep at 7pm
>wake up at 5am
I woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible charley horse but I slept well after that
>>51734102
it is 7 am, midwesterner
>>51734098
I have some problems that preclude me from getting a normal job. I'm still looking for one that is compatible with my capabilities.
pls no bully.
>>51733781
This is some communism shit right there, I can barely do 5h a day
>>51734102
Go enlist pls, you might end up here with 1/100k chance
>>51734183
you slept an envious era, I was sleeping that schedule a week ago
Did you know most foreigners are on military time?
>>51734242
he's wrong, you're lucky if you get 40 hours a week in a job now. So you get two.
>>51734183
Lucky bastard, charley horse included.
>>51734209
Nah
>>51734242
There are no American military bases in Morocco.
>>51734248
I rarely get 6 hours of sleep let alone 10 so it was pretty welcome
>>51734382
>charley horse included
it was the second one I've had in the middle of sleeping in the past two weeks
I wouldn't wish it on anyone
>>51734382
Yes it is midwesterner, or did you forget 4chan works on eastcoasttime?
>>51734288
you get two what? 2 jobs with 40h? or you mean 2 jobs that equal 40 a week
>>51734238
I lost all respect for you, for this long I thought you weren't a NEET, I assumed someone as decent as you could at least work for himself and not leech off his family, I love you, I'm joking, I hope you get the job you want, besides, being a lolicon doesn't preclude you from anything don't worry
>>51734382
Exactly, build one, like bob the builder did
>>51734469
my schedule of sleep skips around
>>51734512
2 jerbs, no coverage
Jokes on you and obongo and anon I have no jobs
LOL ""CUM"" Xdddddd
>>51734512
You think to much of me. It it impossible for me to complete such a task.
>>51734469
desu I can't remember having one. It may have happened when I was younger.
>>51734482
Sorry but you are wrong.
>>51734592
Great post.
>>51734592
What an original joke, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2vidBFsY9U
>>51734382
>stealing my picture
>>51734512
>I love you, I'm joking
nearly had a heart attack desu. thanks.
and now that people are waking up that's my queue to go to bed. g'night morocco and the rest of /cum/
heu
>>51734637
It does and always has you idiot, we live in the vortex of the east coast or did you forget?
who /AYYY WEEED LMAO/ here?
now smoking some hash using my miniature hookah thingy
>>51734680
Americans dominate this continent to a disgusting level
/cum/ needs mexicunts and cuntnadians
>>51734637
Are you a brunette?
>>51734680
Good night Colorado desu
>>51734789
Canadians are rude though
>>51734813
you are right, canadians are niggers
but I need mexicans and I need my turk
Why are you here in the first place?
>>51734680
>a thief claiming theft
>>51734813
I'm red headed. A dark auburn.
>>51735052
>>51734813
keep posting yuyus so I can rebuild my yuyu folder
>>51735110
>>51735052
>auburn
So brown with a hint of blond
Yawn
>>51735016
I shouldn't be here?
Besides all you gotta do is wait for the isis raid to finish and he'll get on inchallah
>>51735052
>red headed
Anon, can I make a souls joke
>>51735110
None left
It's been a fun ride on the ALL-AMERICAN (read: all-zionist (no I will not capitalise it)) EU funded shill training camp known as /int/, specifically /cum/
If you care to, and I've met a few in my time that do, then you are welcome to the information on /int/ - warning - SOME content is auto-censored NSA style as it was posted - that will not effect the core information IF and ONLY IF you are willing to RESEARCH - no not GOYGLE - Breakfast is waiting for me (two car rides away, as usual) so I'm off.
>>51735134
It's red, what the hell are you talking about blonde?
>>51735194
That stuff is outdated senpai. You can make a joke but it won't be funny.
>>51735235
Good luck
>>51735194
I just want to know
But I want Canucks and Mexicunts more
Foreigners are okay in their own way
I think I'll try to get in a couple extra hours of sleep.
Bye.
>>51735301
Fine fine. Wait a sec, what if I ask you to find it funny? But politely of course
>>51735478
Tfw not american
>>51735525
Seeee you
>>51735555
don't be like that murroqueno
We are friends going back 200 years
It is just I like my near friends more than my far friends
>>51735525
And then there was I alone
Also this foreigner I guess >>51735555
>>51735921
I'm eating "breakfast"
>manlets
>>51735957
Is that like a snack for you or are you meaning you get up so late you are in the afternoon when you eat breakfast?
>>51735999
>tfw trump
trump wins
>>51736041
>you get up so late you are in the afternoon when you eat breakfast
It's more fucked than that, I stayed up all night and forgot to eat breakfast at morning so im eating it at a time people take launch break
what a shit fucking general
kill urself weebshits
>tfw went to cafe
>she was nowhere
>hit friends place for booze
>hangover, headache and whatsapp is full of messages i sent to random people from my past
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
howdy mates. how about you?
>>51736162
Look who's here
>>51736162
Why would you send messages to random people from the past while drunk?
>>51736105
I am also up all night
Let us be friends
>>51736131
Weak
>>51736162
You aren't my turk
>>51736199
please let us ignore each other. you are a fag and i'm here for Canada USA and Mexico. not your fucking middle eastern sh*thole. this is my last and final reply to you so don't bother replying and don't turn my friends' thread into a shitstorm.
>>51736131
THIS is a very typical low-budget-military-industrial-complex, OIL-MONEY-MONOPOLY propaganda post trying to discredit /cum/. WHEN will the 'silent-majority' see every Australian, anime, music "entertainment" not to mention /pol/ and MANY (but not all) 4chan boards are a designed weapon - against THEM ?! ,It's psy-op-warfare on the human psyche - immunising people to an unconscious-commanded, strong-illusion so pervasive their perceived-world is a constant threat (all-against-one) of the most perverse and pervasive violence-variants and barbaric-mental-brutality which is the pre-programmed-Winston Smith-R+D'd socio-political norm-mentality: that is designed in their evil-laboratories so that when their programme's effective this mentality never leaves the mind-control victims - its targets. The System deals in such a symphony of fears to keep its captive-consumers both cowed and blind and bailing the boat - instead of swimming for shore - distracted by AUSTRALIA - again - totally from the fact of mutually-assured ecological-demise and industrial-mass-suicide. It's worked for 70 years now - why not another 70 to take it out?
>>51736238
I can do lots of things while drunk
I'm doing stuff now
>>51736289
Whoa there nigger, you didn't expect I would read all that?
>>51736279
Get some chill pills man
>>51736245
Sure, I'm about to sleep though, unless something happens, your turk is upset btw
>>51736409
Yeah well I've been upset for 6 years if you make it like that
So I win and the foreigner loses
>>51736388
yES, Especially after what they've done to The Constitution. Free-to do what ? Go back to America, where ever land - and sit there at the mercy of The System on an un-survive-able pittance at-first unemployed, alone, and with a "profile" every security-agency would have on a list and make it pretty difficult for him until he gets that book written, or whatever American-Resolution-get-up-and-go-winner-attitude that would make him an instant 'star' : wait a minute, or would it? The star-maker machine is pretty picky these days about who it promotes ...and he's the type in post 9/11's Brave New Big Brother World considered dangerous, so would the system reward him ? Oh yeah - he'd get his 15-minutes, and some crumbs, sure ... But a cookie? Only if he made the right kind of noises, maybe read a script from - you-know-who.
>>51736238
i realized i missed them.
i even went full beta on a girl on my shortlist. i talked to her about a guy she likes and gave some recs to her. i even told her about my love affairs. i hate alcohol.
>>51736491
>I've been upset for 6 years
What the hell happened that made you upset for 6 years
>>51736491
I'm not upset. I'm having a coffee.
>>51736561
Lots of things happen in six years
Point is if you let the wound fester it ruins you
Just let it go
Also if you really want to know I would be a pussy now if not for the angry I've felt in the past 8 years
>>51736516
>failed jew
>>51730578
>Greenland
>Northamerica
>>51736730
>europ
>failed continent
>>51736540
Do you drink alot?
>>51736674
Did you date the wrong woman for 6 years?
>>51736722
OH. I'M WRONG? GO OUTSIDE? YOU DON'T ? I GOT IT ALL-WRONG ?! STOP THE ICE AND DURRIES?! SO Y' DON'T CARE MUCH, EITHER-WAY ? JUST LOOKING FOR A JOLLY-GOOD-TIME, EH - WHAT¨!? Take-that!0 (what?) ...and THAT !!? ("WHAT" ?!) AND ... (there ! ... TAKE -)THAT . ^n' THAT !! ( ...?! ) Jihad-Jihad-Jihad-ENOUGH ?! Yeah-Yeah-Yeah - rock around the schlock to-fright, wee're gonna crock, shock-knock 'till broads say "Fight !" we're gonna "don't-just-do-something-sit-there ! " for fun and PROPHET'S regional-development of truly-MODERATE-MODEST-ASSERTIVE-BOLD-NEW-SELF-CONFIDENTIALTIY'S-SELF--EFFACING-NONCE'SPLURALISTICALLY-DESIGNATED-social-model-of-fundamental-mentality-fun, DA-MEANT, YAHVOLE, YAHWEH - yaweavel ... and then some, by-gum - for-everybody ! mind and body-Atrman-GodHead-interface--tantirc-orgasmic LOVE-sausage-oyster .... alright tonight ... (you're kidding. Really?! - I'll get the lotion ...) "the moving-finger writes ... " (ta) ... if you enjoyed-it pay me
>>51736812
Thats why greenland is ours. Worst shithole there is.
>>51736847
Is Denmark still an empire?
>>51736813
No. Occasionally. A friend of mine called me and i went to him. I'm negative towards drinking my family tree is full of alcoholics. I don't talk to my father for months due to his drinking problem.
He drinks and starts trouble.
>>51736825
My cat died in my arms and I have never gotten over it
I can only take a nihilistic view of reality now so take everything I post in that light
>>51736921
I was there when you told us the bad new. I'm your Turk. i love you. don't get upset. we will be the richest guys in Memphis when i make it .
>>51736898
They are, but a dumb one
Literally comparable to Morocco with it's overlordship of that useless sand country
>>51735921
>>51735555
I'm back, I ended up just laying down with my eyes closed the entire time.
>>51736903
Same here mate, family is full of alcoholics. Could easily become one, i feel it. I coop with weed, not that that's good, but better then alcohol.
We're happy drunks though.
The first frost of the year is on the ground
>>51736921
>>51736966
No the cat I'm talking about was born in 2002 after my dad died
The other cat who died recently was born in 1994 or 1995
>>51736199
>>51736279
Why can't we be friends?
>25 freedom degrees out
>-4 commie degrees
my hands are ice
help
>>51736990
that's what happens to me anytime I get interrupted during sleep
it's terrible
>>51736921
I'm sorry for your loss but even people who lose family get over it at some point it becomes a drastic event but also memories, otherwise it just ruins your time on a daily basis
>>51736990
You left me alone, pretty sly move from you
>>51737077
I would but he got offended by my jokes, I would've stopped if he asked me to
>>51736903
>drinks and starts trouble
maybe it is because I just chill and browse the internet when drunk, but I never understood my granpa's drinking problem because of this maybe
>>51737077
Proud Berber men could never be friends with roaches
>>51737178
>Berber
>me
I wish I had hazel eyes and spoke a a dead language
>>51737154
I know that but it feels like I am the only one who remembers the tuxedo cat and the stripe cat now
>>51737228
>berber
>dead lingua
All languages but English are functionally, any cunt who doesn't love the language their grandparents spoke is a joke
>>51737228
I have hazel eyes
>>51736995
>happy drunks
only thing that makes me drink occasionally. i like the sense of joy that comes with it.
>>51737056
i luv you. cheer up! i will make a corner dedicated to your cats when i open up that kebab shop in Memphis.
>>51737158
me, too. i don't get aggressive. my dad on the other hand starts to bully me and sometimes even hurts me. i will never talk to him if he doesn't change.
>>51737255
I'm surprised it did affect you this much honestly, my uncle died recently and people just shrug it off
>>51737303
My grandparents are persians and I dont speak farsi
>>51737342
qt
>>51737376
You need to move away from your dad
Also memphis is in tennessee or egypt, whichever you like
>>51737001
Praise winter-chan.
>>51737084
Shit sucks
Both Ice and the losing sleep.
I'm sitting here with fingerless gloves, a fur hat (like pic related), a sweater, and pajama pants.
>>51737154
I'm a sly kind of guy, catch my jive?
Maybe cater your jokes to his humor?
>>51737390
is it weird that i want to scratch her cheeks (face)
>>51737390
Can you teach me some Arabic phrases to use on ladies? I want to create a jihadist bad boy mystique.
>>51737390
>living on the atlantic coast
>waxing vain on how americans are retards because of stuff
Goddamn you foreigners are dicks, I can trace my ancestry back to the colonial founding of this country and the only thing you can say is "lol I don't give a shit about my persian heritage"
Fuck sicilians care so much about their heritage and their heritage is the heritage of criminals
Why don't foreigners care at all who their ancestors were?
>>51737620
You seem unreasonably buttmad. Especially at such a early hour.
>>51737599
this but without the ladies because arab girls are usually fat
but the language is lovely
>>51737712
Wrong. Answer is unreasonably drunk, because I've been awake all night into the morning.
>>51737523
You didn't even sleep, you lied to me
also >fingerless gloves
is what they wear in gayporn
I would if it didn't happen in one go, he's probably in a shitty mood
>>51737578
I don't think you should do that, she died
>>51737599
Well, can I ask you if you know how hard is arabic? There sentence in the quran in which if you change an accent you'd end up saying some haram crap
>>51737620
I do care about my heritage, I just don't know the language really, my family moved from Iran to germany then spread to france, italy and morocco
>>51737732
>but without the ladies
You could be using this on leftist white guilt girls, making them think you're sympathetic to the oppressed Muslims and later trick her into a sharia approved abusive and controlling relationship where you don't allow her to do anything without your permission.
Ultimate alpha domination.
>>51737854
>leftist white guilt girls
Stopped reading
Also fat
Language of Classical Arabic remains lovely
>>51737732
>arab girls are usually fat
m8 that's because you'll only get the left over if you got no cash, rich arabs marry lots of wives, sexy ones so why bother? get asians
>>51737836
I know Arabic is hard, but in my opinion, all other languages are.
I just want some basic phrases, like "How's it doing?" or "You're so beautiful!"
And I didn't lie to you, I honestly tried to sleep but my mind take hours to shut down before I can sleep.
Fingerless gloves are practical for situations like this.
I can't type with regular gloves but my hands are cold as fuck.
So voilà , fingerless gloves.
>>51737934
Asians are more unattainable and attracted to wealth.
If you go for an Asian it will just be some poorfag southeast asian or Chinese.
Good Asians stay in Asia and stick to their race overseas.
>>51738026
But the poetry and not in the "it's pottery XDDD sense" is so great
Even if Arabic itself might as well be a nigger language
>>51737934
All the arab dudes who spoke with accents I've met were /fa/sh and and all the chicks were so disgustingly fat I even thought about fucking jew girls before them, but my russian jew friend advised me against that
Point is arab girls have been gross forever
>>51737932
I'll stick to dank Islamic trap songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpORmA0MyBc
>>51738026
I was talking about the letters, if you're going to use arabic letters you might need months however, I can teach you in roman letters but I'm guessing you're interested in the og arabic?
You already know salam, inchallah and all that jazz
Kayfa halouk (kayfa = how's, hal = situation, ouk = yours) it translates to how are you doing
wait here is a less complex one: Kayfa anta, how are you? anta is you
Basic arabic is easy as fuck desu
I got an idea though, why not learn french? It's closer to your language than arabic
>>51738124
But anon, asians are the 10/10, all you need is a high paying job, you can get one in US and bring her from korea
>>51738326
It doesn't end there, they're usually filthy, unless they're the 5%, they don't see a problem with getting fat, it might be a culture thing? while cute ones exist, they're either taken or into porn and the 80% rest is indian-ish
>>51738439
>not ummaty laha fajrun
I have enough fort to say no to karen
>mfw I find out someone in my social circle is a camgirl and an escort or something
She's a chubby, annoying, materialistic, shallow, attention-starved, golddigger whore.
I can't even masturbate to the images without disgust.
>>51738515
Look I understand that
But the Saudi guy was so nice I don't want to bang the Saudi matriach, even if she spawns more arabs
>>51738593
think of this: there are so many fags willing to pay her that you don't have to
You are better
Dude refugees lmao
>>51738515
French is so blasé. Arabic is more exotic now these days .
And much more new to Americans, even afte so many years at war.
I see what you mean about the letters, I tried learning it, and can only understand the letters in الله at this time.
شكرا
Getting a high paying job is hard, and by that time I will have already found a girl that is more similar to me, due to culture similarities.
>>51738525
Found you a cute Arab girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnGzuI-A274
>>51738593
Leave her for the dogs.
She's trash.
>>51738871
>LEBANESE
no shit she's cute
>>51738871
No no no, arabic is good because of the poetry
Real poetry, not Big guy tier poerty
>>51739000
Why are all the girls from these series so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_0vYxE_KmA
First arabic lesson
Because I just realized it's easier to just use a word + pronoun
here are the main pronouns used
Male:
Ana anta houma
Me You They
Female:
Ana anti houna
If you forget the female ones it's ok, most people will guess what you're trying to say just by using the male ones
Some words you can use with those 3 pronouns
Kayfa anta (how are you)
Anta latif (you are kind)
Anti Jamila (you are beautiful)
La = no
na am or naam = yes
>>51738871
There you go, are you happy?
I'm not sure what kind of words you'd use the most personally
Besides, arabic is not like the average language, it's considerably complex and even I failed to master this crap, it's so fucking hard to write essays I get 15/20 at best, I don't mean to discourage you but rather to get you to know what you're getting into
even after what I said here, you can learn spoken arabic easily because 90% of the complex rules are in written arabic
>>51739167
Shiite girls
Now you know why /pol/ is pro-assad
DUDE
>>51739332
YES, finally someone who can fucking teach arabic
>>51739278
>female pronouns
Why
it's like spicspeak all over again
>>51739359
>arab
>can't teach arabic
I know your language is truly called moroccan or maghebi
And I want to insult you and I was going to but then I remembered that biligualism is a blessing
>>51739363
Please stop, I already oversimplified it by scrapping half the pronouns because if you speak to two people you say antouma and if you speak to 3 or more you say antoum
There is a you for 1 single person, for 2 and for 3 or more
And I'm not even covering the rest of the pronouns like hina or hun or hima
>>51739359
lmao lad i can't arabic for shit
>>51739449
read >>51739460
this language is satanic, it's so hard >>51739478
this nigga can't do it
>>51739478
seriously fuck your people for this language what the fuck were they trying to do by making it more complex than algorithm classes
>>51739503
>emirati
>implying emiratis who aren't westerners exist
You are a silly
>>51739278
Thank you so much!
I want to learn basic Arabic just for myself, possible Morocco trip, and browsing the internet. It's always good to know a little bit of a lot of languages on /int/.
I know there is no way I can completely learn it, I'm more dedicated to learning Spanish and even that is too hard for me.
Two years of high school classes, some in elementary school, and living in Oklahoma and Texas still didn't get it into my head enough.
>>51739363
Most languages are like this.
>>51739547
Modern Arabic, anon
Just get it, Modern Arabic
>>51739593
this.
>>51739503
>>51739547
i'm an expat familia. i only know one actual emirati on here lmao
>>51739634
chink is not like it
"yo good" means hello in chink
A baller language
I'm starting to think the Irish are the worst posters on /int/
I can hardly think of the last time I saw one make a decent post
>>51739780
nah it's the fucking Poles
>>51739780
I remember the Irish commie. He used to make me really mad, but now I see people copying his style and they are piss poor at it.
I miss him.
>>51739634
yeeeeh the only way around arabic is by finding commonly used words and sentences, learning by the book will get you nowhere
wait a sec if it's for morocco you're better off learning darija, it's what north africa speaks, a WAY easier version of arabic which has even english and french inspired words in it
>>51739593
>>51739691
>I knew emiratis who couldn't arabic
>they were my school guests and made mistakes while writing on the board
I stand by my point fucking hell arabic destroyed my brain
>>51739780
Irish are the worst because they are always assmad and mean
t. irish murrikan
>>51739805
I forgot about them because I filtered them months ago
They're really terrible
>>51739893
Foreigners are not truly common, I went to a high highscool and a high university
The simple fact is the arabs smell and so do the jews and even the russianjews smell it
>>51740033
Why
Poles are our pals
>>51740055
I used to think arabs are filthiest then I met the indians
>>51740033
Poles are based.
>>51739780
Have you noticed they are never able to format their posts properly or am I just imagining this?
>>51740178
Mmm, this. I still can't believe how many I've met that are so dirty. Only some second generation and higher American Indians aren't filthy.
>>51739893
Well, there aren't as many resourses to learn Moroccan, and I see it is the government language, so most people must know basic Arabic. Right?
>>51740178
I had a half-indian half-german professor
He was clean
>>51740250
Are you a newfoundlander?
>>51740184
>>51740170
Poles are butthurt about almost everything.
If I leave this image here one might show up and start spouting off "dude weed" and "not a real country, we are a catholic kingdom that has lasted forever" type banter.
>>51740356
No. Why?
>>51740303
Most of those losers know french
What a bunch of faggots
It is like they hate to be strong and just roll over and poop for the conquereror
>>51740442
poles are dindus in a good way, I've never met even a halfblood pole who was a fag
Deo vindice
>>51740493
But it isn't that simple.
They used to speak so many different languages throughout their history. From the languages of Carthage and Berber to Arabic, Spanish, and french.
And yet parts of their oldest language still gets used.
>>51740661
Fuck you southlander
>>51740303
Because arabs are lazy fucks and are like meh ill shower next week, indians literally take a bath in the sewers
I can teach you darija, it's easy as hell, it uses the same letters i'm using right now too, it's basically arabic but simplified
come here = ta aal ila houna (arabic)
come here = aji (darija)
also if you go too far from the cities people will no longer be able to communicate with you in arabic, arabic is NEVER used in the street and ONLY in school books and govt papers so people who didnt go to school will not understand you
>>51740690
It is simple
Don't be a fag
>>51740323
>half-german
Here is your reason
>>51740724
sic semper tyrannis
>>51740724
I hates the yankee nation and everything they do.
I hates the declaration of independence, too.
I hates the glorious union, t'is dripping with our blood.
I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could
>>51740768
>talk to a muh hurritage american
his point is you need to just chill
>>51740860
Who are you quoting
>>51740829
I am a south yank
>>51740913
so you're a carpetbagger
>>51740768
Can you give an example of a more complicated sentence in darija? Like "I do not want to go to work?"
>>51740912
can you wave the new england banner
Before the south shall bow her head
Before the tyrants harm us
I'll give my all to the southern cause
and die in the southern army
I'll die in the southern army
I'll give my all to the southern cause
and I'll die in the southern army
>>51740974
sorry, I was born in maryland and live in va
Everytime some cunt says this state isn't south I get mad, despite being north for 300 years by bloof
I wish I had someone to take with me for ice cream today
Instead I'll just eat alone
>>51741149
If you are not a girl then I am weirded out by you
>>51741013
Mabghitch namchi nkhdam(darija)
la ouridou an adhaba ila al amal (arabic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquoxxcHmdc
>>51741119
The line where the South ends is somewhere between Richmond and DC today
Central Virginia and North Carolina are the Upper South
Virginia has been split like Florida but Maryland is far gone
>>51741216
Damn, it's a completely different language.
I'm even looking at the wiki page and some linguist say so as well.
What a great victory for the British! One of history's most heroic fights! What a sight so fine when that long red line drove the Yankees out of Queenston Heights!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp9b_VkFq4
Trigger warning: song says "Injun"
That feel when there will never be naval combat on the Great Lakes again
>>51741216
This anon is right>>51741405
it is basically romanian
>>51741524
>the Perry brothers will never return to wreak havoc upon the global balance of the High Seas once more
>>51741410
>an american cd
>b-but guys we can be in on it also!
Stop.
>>51741405
Because locals couldn't deal with arabic dude
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/51493801/#51524050 shit i found another moroccan here, eitherway the algerian and moroccan there werent speaking arabic but darija
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/51652421/#51666940
darija at the end too
>>51741534
Yes, a romanian modern and easier kind of arabic, it uses less words to form a sentence, for simple tasks and demands too
here is please with the 3 main pronouns
please = min fadlika/fadlikouma/fadlikoum (arabic)
please = afak (darija)
as you can see afak works by all 3 pronouns
>>51741672
What do you think of /mena/?
Why did we stop personifying our country as Columbia again?
>>51741649
dough
>>51741700
Algerians hate me because >sahara is not yours damn you moroccans
>>51741711
Not swole enough
>>51741672
sorry I didn't mean to be mean
>>51741766
>>51741711
you became gay so uncle "dragon dildo" sam took over from a beautiful woman
>>51741649
What is your point? It's a song parodying the popularity of the "Battle of New Orleans" and its exaggerations.
Here's a real song about the War of 1812:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl9HD01V704
>>51741789
>>51740860
>>51741050
Third time in this thread I have no idea why the anon said that 7
guys pls what are you talking about
>>51741711
Because Uncle Sam is better.
>>51741735
I'm in the thread right now and it's a shitposting storm.
Might post there in a bit to see the reaction. Had a nice chat with a lad under a German flag a couple days ago there too.
Also Western Sahara rightful Moroccan clay.
>>51741830
Traitors are not allow to talk unless you have UEL priveleges then you can banter
>>51741859
He's playing games with you. Ignore him/
>this triggers the frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeXl-9vepM
