behead those who insult santa claus-edition
Santony Clausthano
anime
Better red than dead
My radiator isn't working at its nearly 2AM so I can't call anyone to fix it
Hold me /cum/
>>51727827
Nein. Letztes Jahr studierte ich in Marburg.
>>51727885
fuck off
>>51727871
prison sentence when?
Who /hatesoundofownvoice/ here
I don't believe in santa
>>51727849
I don't want to wait 3 weeks for one.
When I moved out, it was into a recently deceased relatives place, so I had a bunch of housewares already.
I might get a real big crockpot, like 18 liters/quarts so I can roast chickens in them.
>>51727921
not many people do
>>51727920
All I hear is Fargo and it makes me cry at night
>>51727921
>>51727920
me
>>51727930
that's nice you go their place
but weird there was no crockpot
>>51727920
well go on then lets have a listen
>>51727834
Mad?
You said you're a /pol/ guy. Actually you should agree with me. This country is a shadow of what it used to be, we are a joke at the moment. I'm not talking about our history and culture being shit until 1968 germany was a great country. I don't get what you like about current germany.
>>51727897
Und hat es dir gefallen?
Anyone have california gf? How it feels to cuddle with them and smoke some weed?
This is what the average Mexican looks like, why don't we just open our borders?
>it will never come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI
>>51727970
n-no.
>>51727983
STOP
>>51727943
didn't you say you're from Rochester? The meme accent doesn't hit too hard down there
>>51727991
can you please get some new meme opinions, your current ones are incredibly stale desu
If evens I get pop from the vending machine downstairs
>>51727998
dude, lmao
Tell me about youself, why arnt you among them?
>>51728004
no, i really want it back,... but at least today's russia is doing something based
>>51727986
CHI
>>51727998
You should consider trying before crying
>>51728000
I grew up in a smaller farming town in So. MN, so that's why it hit me hard. My whole family other than my mother was born and raised in MN as well. I do some really cringy things like calling the couch a davenport, lunch=dinner, stuff like that.
>>51727993
don't be a pussy I posted mine
>>51728048
I have
0-3 lifetime record
>>51727965
I think my grandmother was worried about electrical appliances and that they would start a fire.
I don't like slow cooked stuff that you make in them, so I don't mind. It seems like poor people food.
>>51727998
xd
>>51728056
>>51727993
Yeah I've posted mine as well, do it.
>>51727993
Don't let them bully you.
>>51728047
are you by any chance a faggot?
>>51728063
>poor people food
literally kill yourself
How can i stop scratching my balls /cum/? it's gotten to the point that i get tiny cuts from scratching, but it just feels so good
>>51727980
Naturlich. Im letzen Wochenende meiner Studienreise blieb ich mit einer Gastfamilie, die in einem ganz kleinen Dorf wohnt, das in der Nähe von Kassel ist.
Ich werde zurück kommen, aber ich weiß nicht, wann ich kommen soll.
>>51728063
>poor people food
Common, you can make some nice stuff in a slow cooker.
>>51728090
t. CHI
>>51727980
>You said you're a /pol/ guy.
but i just like nazis for bombing rotterdam and invading france
>>51728062
Tell me about the 3 failures, because that's 3 too many
>>51728119
>slow roast brisket
>beef stew
>pork shoulder
hnnnngh
>>51728097
>Let's buy a bunch of frozen stuff, add leftovers and some water and then we can eat it in 6 hours!
Seems kind of poor to me. What's the fanciest thing you make in one, risotto? Bouillabaisse?
>>51728063
Fast food is poor people food nigga
Throw shit in the crockpot, be a normalfag and work all day, and come back to a good stew or roast
>>51728100
pls
Don't do that.
>>51728147
reminds me of my childhood ;_; when I go home for Christmas I'm going to ask my dad to make a slowcook meal
>>51728146
not worth the time
>>51728100
Do you sniff or lick your fingers when you're done?
>>51728154
I don't care about the cooker or whatever you're talking about but the term "poor people food" triggers me.
>>51728138
Yeah, but that has absolutely nothing to do with germany at the moment. The only thing that's similar is how the media works at the moment.
>>51728109
Warte bis zum März. Warte Karneval ab, ich glaube wirklich, dass dort ein Anschlag sehr wahrscheinlich ist.
>>51728100
sometimes you got to deal with the pain if you want to feel the pleasure
>>51727920
i would murder someone for their voicebox
>>51728206
i hope you do something in the future....for example sending those syrians to other european countries
>>51728204
>getting triggered by classist terms for some reason
Because you're poor? Are you feeling the Bern?
>>51728200
Huh, why would i do that? balls don't smell, at least mine don't
>>51728229
>to other european countries
Why did you pick that over deporting them back to their homeland?
>>51728222
want a meme accent friendo
>>51728056
You can have a yawn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WaQFP9z0Ji
yolo
>>51728244
I'm feeling the chaf(f)e(e).
>>51728246
testicles smell like sopa maruchan
>>51728206
Ich wäre nach Mainz gefahren, um Karneval zu erfahren. Leider war ich total krank (Durchfall und Schüttelfrost).
Hat deine Stadt ein Weihnnachtsmarkt?
>>51728147
Brisket and shoulder can be done in a oven.
>>51728263
it's not like we can doxx you from your voice lad
>>51728253
maybe he doesn't like other european countries?
>>51728311
not YET
post yours
>>51728229
We tried to do that, but other countries, besides sweden aren't dumb enough to take them.
>>51728263
common m8 I've posted my meme accent
>>51728257
yes please, i dont even sound american because i had a tongue surgery when i was three
>>51728329
again?
>>51728341
i just wanna se those syrians gettin located in france and holland....that's all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTklEJtj5Q
>>51728246
Mine smell like old milk is that normal?
>>51728329
I'm proud of mine.
>>51728359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1HirUPDlY
you can make it senpai desu
>>51728306
Ja, der war sogar einigermaßen schön bevor die ganzen "Flüchtlinge" gekommen sind.
Jetzt sind nur noch mehr Bettler und Taschendiebe unterwegs. Wenn man das ausblendet, dann ist die Atmosphäre noch einigermaßen da. Im Moment ist es aber ziemlich warm und es regnet relativ oft.
>>51728359
why would you even need a tongue surgery so young? Bad at giving head?
Joining in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00KWu25SW9o
>>51728368
where is, and how do they speak in that blue area in the north east?
>>51728420
pedo detected
>>51728412
Wann bekommt ihr die ,,,,,,Flüchtlinge"""?
>>51728421
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00KWu25SW9o
http://vocaroo.com/i/s144RnRNrmQo
helo cum are you white today
>>51728441
new england?
in the most annoying way possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0
![[A-FanRips]_Wicked_City_[H264_AC3]_[5804EA66].mkv_snapshot_01.19.08_[2015.12.06_02.14.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O9KHxCW.jpg "[A-FanRips]_Wicked_City_[H264_AC3]_[5804EA66].mkv_snapshot_01.19.08_[2015.12.06_02.14.26].jpg")
Liked this movie desu
>>51728378
i unironically didn't realise mandolins came from Italy. Holy fuck I'm retarded.
Searched through all the archived threads since this morning to get here. It was quite a journey.
>>51728473
What is this test? Don't think I've seen this one before
>>51728471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MhEQcooLoS
>>51728500
good doubles
>>51728321
Did we talk before last thread? I seem to recognize you
>>51728505
It's from 23andme, they recently revamped the site and added a shitton of stuff, all the more evidence of my whiteness so I can show my buddies on basketweaving bulletins
>>51728474
oh, it's the dialect of scout
that guy sounds almost a bit british imo
>>51728495
It's okay, anon.
Holy shit, is /pol/ literally retarded? I've never seen so many people that think in memes and get baited so easily.
anyone have mexican gf?
Who no girlfriend here?
>>51728495
I can still see your post anon, i find it cute that you deleted it out of embarrassment
>>51728544
literally full of reddit teens
>>51728463
Die sind schon da, überall über die Stadt verteilt worden.
http://www.zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2015-08/fluechtling-polizei-schiesst-streit-bonn
Das war dieses Jahr. Ich will nicht wissen wie viel wir eigentlich verschwiegen bekommen.
Keine weiß wie viele von denen kommen, weil die Politik die Kontrolle verloren hat und gefühlt nicht einmal versucht sie wiederzuerlangen.
>>51728525
He's the anon that wanted to crossdress for you.
>>51728544
>Holy shit, is /pol/ literally retarded?
gee, I wonder
>>51728500
I was drunk this morning, am not proud
>>51728519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wlyfkPJyVC
>>51728549
>sleeping with make up on
literal basura
As for the Mexican gf, no.
no gf
>>51728580
Your memory is good, but spooky good
>>51728525
we've talked a handful of times.
![[HorribleSubs] Shimoneta - 10 [480p].mkv_snapshot_01.01_[2015.12.06_02.20.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xMeAhOz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shimoneta - 10 [480p].mkv_snapshot_01.01_[2015.12.06_02.20.31].jpg")
>>51728605
>>51728544
absolutely
daily reminder that /pol/ is the best board
>>51728544
yeah
wow the anime can stop any time
>>51728628
/sp/*
FTFY
>>51728644
>modern /sp/
>good
>>51728644
/sp/ was so shitty and boring
>>51728549
yes
were commies
>>51728544
>>51728566
there is literally a 4chan subreddit where they all post their own ebin threads, it's pure cancer
>>51728551
right here bud, but not for much longer, r-right?
>>51728558
hush now, i'm feeling stupid enough as is currently
>>51728658
santa cruz area?
>talk to qt online
>think i'm in love
>we have 3 states in between us
>she probably doesn't see me as anything but a friend
How do I stop being in love?
>>51728603
t-thanks
>>51728628
You like getting told to build wall?
>>51728580
delet this
>>51728549
I know a couple of people with the beings called girlfriends
>>51728568
>eure Polezei haben jemand geschossen
Gänzlich unbekannt! Und die Bürger der Staaten? Was denken sie eigentlich so?
>>51728671
To be fair it has good highlights of the day. It gets old sometimes wading through endless shitposts.
>>51728692
>taking memes so seriously
>>51728644
At one time I would have agreed with you, anon. Now, not so much.
>>51728682
let love happen anon :^)
>>51728681
San Diego, actually. All it needed to do was ask if you put "the" in front of freeway names desu and it would have the answer
i miss the commie posters
they made this general interesting for once
>>51728730
It was a fun bit of bickering, better than the anime and tripfag shitposting.
>>51728712
But it doesn't get annoying to get told that after every post?
>>51728619
rude
>>51728605
The only way to recognize you is with that gif
>>51728643
it ain't stoppin any time nigga, specially so late at night
>>51728743
st. paul it makes me happy there's another minnesotan, i just wanna tell you that
>>51728730
i am still here :0)
>>51728751
no, because Hillary will be the future president....then i will mock of you at the end
>>51728695
I'd love to see those thighs.
>>51728766
>the commie poster supports Hillary
pottery
>>51728756
which one?
>>51728769
delet this righT NOW
>>51728759
STOP
>tfw trying to get a job at the local mall but none of the stores I like are hiring
Oldies but goodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2gvaDTpKMk
>>51728720
No. I can't.
>>51728778
yes i wanna see the US collapse
>>51728702
Bei uns ist der Unterschied zwischen den Staaten nicht so groß, wie in Amerika, aber allgemein kann man sagen, dass die Staaten der früheren BRD sehr viel gehahnreiter sind als die, die früher zur DDR gehört haben.
>>51728790
Just one picture.
>>51728766
>supporting neolibs
>ever
DuDe LeTs ReDiStRiBuTe ThE pLUnDeR fRoM tHrId WoRlD CuNts!!!!1!1!1!1!1!-!-!-!111
>>51728792
feg
>>51728790
The on I replied to
>>51728762
A while back there was another MNposter but they disappeared
>>51728801
apply at the place that sells the shitty katanas and legend of zelda gear
>>51728790
Wait, are you the guy that other mexican dude was trying to convince of buying a skirt online? Did you get it?
>>51728761
It's like 2am, anon
Why are you still up?
Good night /cum/, have sweet dreams and a great Sunday!
>>51728840
goodnight anon!
>>51728825
;_; what part of the state were they from? It may have been me, maybe.
>>51728311
NO BULLYING I'm talking to my friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mpBxNhqDHh
>>51728840
goodnight /cum/
at least i can meet comrades in my dreams
>>51728837
only partly
>>51728840
night
>>51728759
>california desperate for water
>have to bully people hoping they cry and collect their tears
>>51728839
i am having fun, and i still need to get my good night fap but can't decide what to fap at, hope that anon posts some pictures to get me in the mood
>>51728817
marry me first senpai
>>51728824
didn't realize it was that recognizable.
>>51728834
didn't need much convincing desu
>>51728877
that wasn't so hard was it? Baka senpai
Going to a book signing today lads, absolutely bricking it 2bh.
All my friends bailed on me, but I'm still fucking going.
>>51728816
Ich hoffe, dass ihr eine Lösung für diese Krise finden könnt.
>>51728874
Saint Cloud
>>51728909
Where is the other american? the one with the pink girls
showering at night is so comfy
>>51728899
rude. we've been getting a lot of good rain lately
>>51728877
what the hell, that is a pretty normal voice man, nothing to be embarrassed at.
>>51728950
PINK
GIRLS
>>51728909
You seem cute.
Post your cute girly thighs, anon.
>>51728882
gay as fug
>>51728877
Adorable.
>>51728909
I need to inspect the good, anon.
Standard procedure.
>>51728938
what kind of book m8?
>>51728990
what are ya gonna do about it fig
post more
>>51728909
>didn't need much convincing desu
You bought a skirt?!? :DD
is it cute? it's cute you should show us!
>>51728950
Ohh
The Oklahoman went to sleep.
>>51729012
absolutely nothing
>>51728957
I agree desu
>>51728968
my voice has always bugged me since I first heard it at a debate recording. dunno why desu
Why I'm an idiot.
Back to watching Disney movies.
god dammit its gay power hour
>>51729064
exactly punk
>>51728950
who knows
maybe he's at a night club
>>51728985
if you are that guy who saves every thigh pic that gets posted here, then no chance in hell.
>>51729049
it's shipping
>>51728938
Not really into that kind of thing ese unless it was a David Irving seminar or whatever they're called.
>>51729011
This one
It's by the YouTuber Ashens, he's gonna be there this morning. Actually pretty excited
>>51729067
http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-why-you-probably-hate-the-sound-of-your-own-voice
>>51729084
>then no chance in hell
thats what i thought too senpai
but i got tricked
leave while you can!
>>51729068
They are pretty fun, timeless classics
>>51728877
Both of the voices in that seemed normal desu senpai.
whoa getting kinda weeby in here, lets slow it down
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake
>tfw want some Christian apologetic books for Christmas but afraid to let my family know I'm getting into religion
>tfw want a new guitar for Christmas but afraid to let my family know I'm into music again
>tfw want clothes for Christmas but afraid to let my family know I'm getting into fashion
>tfw not close with my family
>>51729121
i missed you
>>51729084
>if you are that guy who saves every thigh pic that gets posted here, then no chance in hell.
I can confirm that he is not.
Don't worry, your thighs are safe with us.
>>51729121
incorrect amigo
>>51729067
I always sleep so well after a night shower, sooo nice
>>51729084
well wat about a link then!? since you're not going to be nice and give us pics :(
>>51729107
you still owe us more pics! more more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QF32mxftE
>>51729137
why?
>>51729121
>tfw born in Vladivostok and moved to Alaska
>This is highly incorrect.
>>51729183
its just nice to see a comrade
stalin did nothing wrong desu
>>51729133
if you aren't close to your family why would you care about their opinion?
>>51729190
fucking pidorashkas
>>51729194
stalin triggers kikes
>Chillmass is fast approaching
>The new year brings the promise of new opportunities
>Holding down a steady job that is by no means satisfying or even enjoyable but pays the bills
>Moving into a fucking sick new apartment that is literally 8 times the size of my current place
>Rewatching my favorite anime
Comfy as fug. Now I just need to find myself a qt.
>>51729133
Is your family religious? My parents would literally cry tears of happiness if I asked for something like that. I'm pretty sure they consider my lack of faith as a personal failure on their part as parents.
>>51729237
I know this feel
Getting ready for my pay rise next year, so I start to consider moving out.
Good luck pal
>>51729150
no clue what you're talking about sorry
AAAAAAAAAHHH
>>51729107
I have willpower. it's all in the eye of the tiger.
>>51729138
maybe later
>>51729150
you aint gettin anything off me.
>>51729215
I don't like getting any attention from my parents, positive or negative. In fact, I would probably prefer negative if I had to choose, because I'm used to that at least. I never introduced my ex to my parents because I was afraid of them talking to me about her, even though I know they would have approved.
>>51729237
Mildly, but it's not a huge part of their lives, or at least they don't care if it's a huge part of me and my brother's.
hot cider is nice
Santa Claus lives in Korvatunturi, not North Pole mkay
>>51729310
you make me sad, I want to see what you bought!
>>51729341
rude!
What anime should I watch on my train journey today?
I've got about 40GB of free sd card space, and fast internet
>>51729060
give him back
>>51728977
Are you the brit who thinks europe is ok to visit
>>51729380
>cider
>hot
Sacrilege
>>51729310
That's no good, anon.
You must post them.
>>51729380
I seldom drink cider.
Makes me feel a bit sick for some reason.
>>51729415
Jojo's bizarre adventure
>>51729422
Not the same guy, but yeah Europe is solid.
I'm going to Germany next year
>>51729426
Colorado?
>>51729415
Kino's Journey.
or JoJo
>it's the gay anime posting time of the night
>>51729434
Delet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
Sinterklaas
>>51729459
Are you the one who did vocaroo for the word daughter
>>51729310
You owe use Christmas presents, anon.
>>51729426
Spiced apple cider silly, it's non alcoholic. Ever had it when it's cold? Magical.
Kinda taste like homemade apple butter if you've had that.
>>51729463
well you must be gay if you're here then
why are you so gay, anon? Is it the boypussy? it is pretty tempting.
>>51729341
stay strong anon
>>51729402
>>51729429
maybe eventually
i dont even have anything yet anyway
>>51729460
yes, morocco?
>>51729489
Looks who's talking.
>>51729484
Nope, sorry
Really getting into the old Germanic Santa Clause stories. Kind of sad we didn't bring Krampus or Swarte Pete along with us.
>>51729515
what does he owe?
>>51729470
>tfw no squad to sing christmas carols with
>>51729517
Got you
>>51729558
Y U N O
U
N
O
>>51729502
oh pleeeeease?!?! pretty please!!!
>>51729459
Just do yourself a favour and don't go to Berlin, or have no expectations when you go there.
>>51729535
His winter thighs, of course.
>>51729555
That sucks man. Me and my boys bust out some fucking choice harms.
>>51729593
Why?
Is it really that bad?
>Europe is safe to visit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/12035552/Leytonstone-London-tube-underground-machete-attack-terrorism.html
>America is safe to visit
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/12/horror-two-white-men-doused-with-gas-set-on-fire-in-baltimore-shocking-video/
>>51729593
Well I was planning to go to Cologne for Gamescom
>>51729535
>>51729600
I don't remember making any promises.
>>51729587
i'll strongly consider it, ok??
>>51729600
exciting
>>51729580
Liking yuno is a cute thing
>>51729513
Your taste in girls is the best
>>51729600
Is there a difference between winter and summer thighs?
>>51729635
You should do it anyways! it'll be fun
>>51729648
>i'll strongly consider it, ok??
I suppose that's the best i can hope for :(
>>51729627
Yes it is
>>51729635
How rude.
And I was getting my hopes up.
