liara edition
studmuffins
honestly name a flaw
piper 2bh
>>51716142
Liara a shit. Tali best girl.
>>51716081
s-source
Might move to the floor, for solidarity's sake
ear infection lad here
still have an ear infection
not deaf though so it's cool
Jun
Liara's blue fanny
>>51716209
>not Curie
>>51716229
a) Have a wank
b) Go to bed early comfy night in
wat do
>>51716182
>>51716182
>>51716182
are you being serious or just memes
>Allah
Nah not a fan 2bh
post was after the new so going to say it again
>the british-muslim civil war is inevitable eventually lads
t. brummie who used to work in the meme paki area of small heath
>>51716262
i have romanced curie as well, just got no pictures of her
>>51716184
Hurts me by not being real.
>>51716252
Good post
>>51716266
Do a comfy wank
>>51716244
Good lad
I would be humbled if you would take time to read my post.
x
>>51716265
No pope of rome
>>51716209
Nick Valentine is objectively the best companion
Prove me wrong
Lads, need to put my interests on OkCupid but I don't know what to say, most of mine are autistic like playing vidya so I can't tell the truth.
Give me some normie interests?
Hullo
>>51716225
reminder that there was supposed to be a gay tali sex scene but they removed it because the VA is a literal rasheed
>>51716255
>>51716288
very good lads
>>51716296
Gooder lad
>>51716307
u r bent lmao
>>51716305
heretic
fuck off to islamic state
started showering every day
hopefully it will cure my acne
HE A GOOD BOY
>>51716314
personal fitness is always a good one
although this ruse gets found out quite quickly when they actually see you
tali was good since she was the space rasheed anyway
>>51716351
nooo you idiot
every second day and no poo master race
>>51716273
serious
i probably don't hate muslims as much as the average countryside wanker ITT who has never met one irl but eventually it will happen 2bh
it's us or them
>>51716351
>not showering everyday in the first place
No wonder you have acne you absolute slob
Tali is definitely the best gf material though, she's such a qt :3
>vote for Labour
>get more muslims
>vote for Tories
>get more muslims
what the fuck is a person supposed to do, considering that UKIP will never actually win an election?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WjeWsiujmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXuuh49aF1M
I find it strange that great chill/ambient songs were relaxed back in the early 2000's when hiphop started to overshadow EDM before receding by the early 2010s and now the situation reversed.
If they were released nowadays they would of had more attention.
Nick valentine is the best but you can't dress him up in spandex and have a wank so it's piper for me
>>51716419
>you can't dress him up in spandex and have a wank
you can try
Is there anyone on earth who actually liked Miranda?
ok i'm going on the laptop in bed, to have a super comfy wank.
>>51716352
t. posh tory countryside wanker
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZc2v0rr-kU
Spending Christmas alone this year for the first time. No doubt this is the pattern for the rest of my life.
>>51716371
Exactly lad, it needs to be a believable lie. I was thinking of saying painting and if it gets to the point where she actually wants to see some of my work I'll do some postmodern wank, like a few boxes with a circle in the middle.
>>51716400
>No wonder you have acne you absolute slob
I washed my face a lot per day though
I touch it a lot too though
https://youtu.be/xy6bZMnkif0
Doing a listen to Kyary's radio show.
Not doing an understand.
http://strawpoll.me/6189117
http://strawpoll.me/6189117
http://strawpoll.me/6189117
http://strawpoll.me/6189117
>>51716449
yes
a bit sad in 3 when she says she was too busy god her nerves
Wish I had a gf desu lads
>>51716407
not get sucked into pleb conspiracy theories and populist promises
>>51716407
>Vote for UKIP
>Get in far more Muslims from the Commonwealth
>No European immigrants
>>51716496
>spotty bum
discarded
>>51716461
>carry loaded handgun
>surprised when you get shot
DEM POLICE IS RACCISSSSS
>>51716449
>>51716489
she's a bit of a slut 2bh
>>51716265
you should make that girl your gf
>>51716496
pretty nasty arse to be quite honest family
>>51716407
UKIP want to make more of our Commonwealth connections, they would bring in more muslims and less eastern euros.
>>51716496
>That face mask
She's a Jap, right?
>>51716449
onetitis did, I never saw the appeal
cant go on much longer lads
Listening to the Arctic Monkeys lads.
>>51716489
>liking a whore
>not even liking the interesting whore
Miranda a shit
Looking for a Chinese prozzie that will dress up like a 1920s Hong Kong brothel girl for me on adultwork lads.
>>51716496
male 3bh
>>51716537
not really
her personality puts people off
>>51716288
*tentatively hugs you*
she's real in our minds
>>51716467
Gimme your address an ill send you a box of brandy chocolates
>>51716564
Which album f a m?
who /ugly/ here
destroys your confidence desu
>>51716543
>>51716506
Surely you have proofs to back up this claim?
>>51716604
Favourite Worst Nightmare r kid
who is miranda
>>51716618
Not me.
>>51716582
>not really
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Miranda_Lawson
>>51716535
>carrying a loaded handgun
was proven to be not true
>a lawful killing
disgusting 2bh literally yank tier
i really really want to join move to the UK and join the military there lads
>>51716618
just wear a mask everywhere you go
>>51716637
The cerberus slut who literally no one wanted to romance due to being awful in every way.
>>51716637
you know the person that revived shepard in me2
>>51716581
You wish bender
>>51716634
Good lad, first album is the best imo
>>51716449
My parents think her and her show are hilarious.
It appeals to a certain less intelligent older viewer. Think the normies that grew up with Friends.
>>51716648
Yea it's a little nuts that they banned commonwealth applicants
Bust why would you want to join their military anyways?
Just join the CF
>>51716648
what's the point of this?
would rather some commonwealth twat get killed than a brit 2bh
>>51716467
Thats nice, im spending christmas this year with a bunch of gay guys and their gay friends/bfs+some other straights. They let me play with their cat... sadly the other three were too scared since i never met them before so i only took a pic with Yoko who wasn't that scared of me.
>>51716449
genuinely thought you were talking about the TV show/the person
but no, you're just talking about some stupid video game
stupid yank
I always wanted to romance Kazumi.
Fuck you bioware.
Where do I go from here?
>>51716467
Adopt a dog
>>51716711
>stupid yank
rude + uncalled for
>>51716681
It's the pose of a man trying to hide his dick.
>>51716729
Hey
>>51716640
m8 he picked up a handgun in a shoebox in a taxi and was on his was to do some black people with guns shit
the fact you are defending this sub human piece of filth is sickening to me
>>51716729
Ask her if she stands up against the islamisation of the UK.
>>51716729
Say Hi again.
>>51716729
back to facebook you normie cunt
>>51716622
Nige said so
>>51716729
>Hi
You know better than that lad.
>>51716714
i romanced traynor
bretty good
>>51716714
The fact that they've been forcing tear romances in games since Baulders Gate II is just shit
I don't want to play a dating sim
>>51716772
i don't go outside
>>51716729
call her a cunt
>>51716729
are you an archaeologist?
>>51716697
probably ganna do my master's in london 2bh, was thinking if i manage to land a job there i could join the military in the future
>>51716699
back when they announced there were military cuts and afghanistan/iraq were winding down
>>51716729
Fancy a shag, love?
>>51716786
You can't rkmance her, all you do is bang her which incidentally is the easiesr thing in the world.
>>51716684
Hard to deny that la
>>51716805
this
>>51716798
maybe you should you fat cunt
just go anywhere other than /brit/ 2bh
>>>/cum/
>>51716225
>space burka
>video games
shut. up. nerds.
>>51716810
Why not just ask someone at the embassy? Usually they are open to make exceptions
>romancing characters in video games
fucking why
>I CHOOSE to play as a female in video games
>>51716820
well i did the lizard man in 2 and he kind of can't in 3
>>51716853
impressive
>>51716834
>not wanting your imaginary gf to be pure
Enjoy your space aids.
Why cant i just define "oriental' on adult work lads.
They split prozzies by nationality and I have to search each one individually. They even split China and Hong Kong for fuck sake. Are people this autistic about paying for sex?
>>51716840
This
I only play games from more than 10 years ago senpai
>>51716857
I just want to be cute.
>>51716849
>>51716857
things i can't do in rl
why is this so hard to understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gKD4v6kKwA
Juicy stack more paper than a 3 ring binder
why is everyone talking about avatar instead of landan stabbings
>>51716849
>romancing characters in japanese cartoons
fucking why
lmao lads
https://www.instagram.com/p/-2RH-PFXnR/
>>51716845
there's like a live chat on their website, i was talking to the recruiter and he was like the only way you can join is if you resided in the UK for at least 5 years
>You will never, ever down a bottle of Turian vodka with Tali whilst reminiscing about your adventures
great song and great film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbbVISOtI5w
>>51716857
>people like this actually exist in our world
love running into guys with 0 self awareness, always a good laugh
>>51716881
ok Muhammad
>>51716917
Trimmed my pubes this morning
Forgot how big my willy was now that it's not half hidden
>>51716936
>dying from drinking turian vodka
>>51716729
you font
Femshep's voice actor is far better t b h
>>51716905
good lad
>>51716910
we're too busy bantering our heads off to care about some retarded muzzie stabbing people which happens every day now
>>51716936
you can't drink turian vodka because of the """dextro""" meme
>>51716899
>female shepard
>cute
>>51716910
because stupid yanks
>>51716974
>americans
>banter
>>51716967
yes, her lines are amazing
>>51716930
>wanting to fight for this shithole
>>51716953
post pics so we can all have a look
(btw, im a girl)
>>51716936
I knew someone would sperg out over this but I didn't want to put 'because of our fundamentally different biological makeups' because then I'd sound like the sperg.
>Why yes, I DO want to be the little girl
Why is the only human I'm allowed to romance as female Shep a nigger?
I wanted to fuck Joker.
>>51716909
Don't like this new "trap" style of juicy desu
>video games
>>51716857
when i played dota 2 windranger was my most played hero because i liked to pretend i'm a pretty ginger girl with a good outlook on life instead of an ugly virgin that inhabits image boards in 3 am
>>51716906
because you're literally in love with a videogame character.
absolutely smashing tune, lads
http://youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY
>>51717063
>new
but he's been doing it for like 6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b8GA3U15Xo
>>51717055
There's Kaiden too you silly cunt
>>51717082
At least someone loves me back.
you aint norf norf norf norf memphis like me
>>51716407
>black niggers
>brown niggers
>yellow niggers
>>51717055
>Riding Joker's cock and smashing every brittle bone in his pelvis
>He dies
>Stranded because nobody else can fly the Normandy
Bad idea la
>>51717102
Not in the last two.
>I listen to music
> Girl says that she wants to watch a movie
> Think she wants me to take her
> Ask her if she wants to go
> Says she'd love to
> Watch movie in complete silence
> Journey home we comment about it
> I stand there awkwardly as I drop her off at her door
> Don't know what to do
> Blurt out "So we fuckin or what?"
> She goes in and never talks to me again
>>51717113
that's the thing
they don't
so i guess no one does
>>51717113
that's pretty pathetic lad
almost as bad as /choosing/ to play as a female in a video game
>>51717113
>At least someone loves me back.
>>51717113
Yes, I do
>>51717147
>not being the first human ardat'natshi
It would be worth it.
Besides he fucked EDI and didn't die.
>>51717055
you can romance the turian in 1 and the drell in 2 and the specialist in 3
waiting for a girl to text me lads haha
she might just not text me haha
now i am living life on the edge haha
Here in my /brit/
No regrets, lads.
>>51717207
here's a wild idea
text her
>>51717167
>>51717173
>>51717180
Don't take the only thing I have away from me.
>>51717185
r-really?
>>51717086
SHOW US YER MUFF
>>51717082
not literal but that's not the point
>>51717166
going cinema as a date when youre just getting to know someone is really shit 2bh because as you pointed out you just sit there in silence and only actually talk to her a tiny amount of time. better to take a girl to the cinema when youre comfortable with each other 2bh
Here in my car
what do you bang in the whip lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJK0OGlhKF4
>>51717230
if you keep inferring things incorrectly i might have to deck you tbH
>>51717173
>almost as bad as /choosing/ to play as a female in a video game
i'd say exclusively playing male characters so you can self-insert to make yourself think the girls in the game like you is more pathetic 2bh.
>tfw made the wrong decision picking boring nerd Liara
>tfw walk in on Tali and Garrus having a bit of a fumble in the engine room
>tfw genuinely jealous
going to die alone and unloved 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZJ_F816YWw
What did she mean by this?
>tfw even my parents are out on a saturday night and im not
man im such a geekazoid tehee
>>51717268
I feel safest of all
>I am figuratively in love with a video game character
I feel safe as can be
please take my dick
>>51717284
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>51717279
infer me then
>>51717222
Oh baby a triple
>>51717311
fug
>>51717281
>so you can self-insert to make yourself think the girls in the game like you is more pathetic 2bh
bit of projection here
>>51717283
I'm doing a palythrough right not where I'm romancing Jack and I can barely talk to Tali because it feels like I'm cheating on her.
>>51717334
i did text her first
Taking Vocaroo requests
>>51717279
>>51717334
fucking do him in lad
go on
av it
>>51717361
I forgive you
>>51717222
if odds fap to normie porn
if evens fap to homo porn
if dubs to this picture
>>51717327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCWB1zAbic
Starring to think that The Kinks were the best rock band of the 20th century desu
>>51717375
Here in my car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
>>51717375
>i am a filthy septic tank yank seppo fat cunt please feed me cum
when i got on stage she swore i was 6 feet tall
>>51717366
that's 100% what it is.
it's not surprising the guy saying that playing as anything but a guy in a game is pathetic is the same cunt who's in love with a female video game character.
>>51717375
Gary Numan - Cars
>>51717375
sing:
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)
This is not enough
>>51717386
Is that drop out of college guy?
>>51717316
that is closer to the truth
you are interpreting your life unto the video game
>>51717375
west coast rap
>>51717369
>Jack
What compelled you to do that la
about an hour until i go to the house party lads
>>51717375
Do your best impression of a girly voice, no pretends. Do the best high pitch voice you can do.
>>51717452
police are just having a laugh i bet
having a conversation
look how interesting it is lads
>>51717375
>shitty american accent
uk vocaroo bros where
>>51717443
Because the only other option was Miranda and she's a boring whore.
I did Liara my first playthrough and she sucks.
>>51717412
okay freud lmfao
>>51717375
"Hi, I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favourite store on the citadel"
>she will never kill you
just kill me
>>51717469
He cut his hair and was banned from hanging out with the other guys in that video
>>51717485
thanks for sharing I found this quite entertaining
>>51717452
very intolerant of these 3 people to walk into an innocent muslim person knife
>girl and her friend feeding each other pizza on snapchat
>snap them "you can both come over and feed me pizza" as a joke
>then she messaged me saying "alright let's do this"
>read it and ignore it as I don't actually know what to say back
>shows as read to her
>sends me another message then saying "No replyyyyyy"
What the actual fuck lads? I was just joking
>>51717515
thanks if anything tops that i'll hit you up
*rocks the casbah*
>>51717513
Didn't he have Aspergers or something?
>>51717528
Bad news lad, I think you might have caught the autism.
>>51717498
>>51717528
GET IN THERE LAD WHAT THE FUCK
>>51717528
"2bh it was just banter but if you wanna come over bring your nice knickers"
>>51717528
haha normies what are you like
BISMILLAH
>>51717560
hey stop that! the shareef dont like it!
maisie
>>51717560
Rasheed don't like it
>>51717573
in what world is that face considered ugly?
>>51716209
Never leave home plate without her
really love the filename i have for pic related lads
you can actually trace some of my posts with this file name so go ahead and try it.
http://strawpoll.me/6189328
http://strawpoll.me/6189328
http://strawpoll.me/6189328
http://strawpoll.me/6189328
http://strawpoll.me/6189328
>>51717601
absolutely amazing post
>>51717562
I don't know but he was hanging around with a really creepy older kid.
>>51717528
wtf why wouldn't you say yes you melt
what language should I learn
>Tfw too autistic to talk to girls
>Tfw they dont get my sense of humor
>Just call me weird
Feel me lads
>>51717513
>banned from hanging out with the other guys in that video
Lol why?
Did he try to seduce them?
>>51717635
Girls aren't scary, they're disgusting
>>51717657
you're probably just not funny lad
>>51717654
English
>>51717654
!Xu
>>51717615
ugly mouth, unsightly nose
she has the look of the jew.....
>>51717654
Esperanto
>>51717684
Most of my (male) friends think im funny, and when i were in high school most people told me i was funny.
