flood edition
swam to my computer to shitpost tonight lads
BIRMINGHAM IS WHITE
Azusa
Yui
wag1
i wanna give comb-boy my cum
trapping edition
Yuyushiki is a smart anime
Jun i guess
innit bruv
boipussi
Celebrating a good harvest this year desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvz7uflMIU
rate lads
>there will never be range ban on Hampshire IPs
anime anime
anime
anime
anime
anime anime
slags
>>51713227
>trap instead of grime
fuck off yank
Need to buy some presents for my girlfriend's kids desu. What should I get them?
Bit early you trolley
>>51713310
lol
>>51713240
>>51713243
fuck off you weirdos
>>51713281
Ritsu mentioned.
>>51713324
Get it a white boy to kek. You can call him your son
post the most vapid looking slag you can
>>51713317
fuck off twat we really trappin out here
Seraph is a good anime, innit?
>>51713324
My wifes son is a big fan of lynx africa
>>51713243
Ritsu t b h f a m
post ding dings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiQNLRnkkAc
>>51713313
go to sleep china
>>51713411
good lad
>>51713408
your wife's son is a knacker
GOD BLESSIN ALL THE TRAP NIGGAS
https://youtu.be/UV8x7H3DD8Y
>>51713114
This. Fucking choons.
https://youtu.be/d9N1qrv2dI8?t=33m5s
>>51713382
i know her
>tfw pretty sure it's impossible to flood my area
i can just enjoy the comfiness of hearing it outside
goodnight Britain
please wish me luck so that I don't wake up tomorrow
When the fuck did this become anime general, and why?
Fucks sake got my wife's brother-in-law for secret Santa
>>51713347
fuck off
>>51713525
All the normies are out, so the betas have claimed this place as our own.
>>51713515
Don't forget to fold linens.
>>51713432
went to school with this girl
>>51713463
very good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mNbncVHUc
>>51713525
its just like 2 people 69'ing each other
>>51713404
She is best girl desu
Only good character in the show, mind
>>51713564
>listening to trap with actual rapping
fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtNR68sUL0
gday lads
>>51713554
anime is fucking normal more than half the demographic is females and weekends are normie central on /brit/
>>51713578
What about Krul bruv?
>>51713627
fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Is it not immature to watch children's cartoons from Japan anime or whatever when your over 18?
Top 5 Christmas films?
1) Trading places
2) Die Hard
3) Gremlins
4) Ghostbusters
5) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
>>51713663
She's too edgy desu
not a fan
>>51713677
suck my c*ock
>>51713694
Not all anime is for children.
almost 5 years since the floods here in memecity lads
hard to believe that was 5 years ago.
>>51713555
why do you hate me? what have I ever done to you?
>>51713540
>i "invest" my shelf-stacking money in unsellable coins
fedora picture
>>51713554
>muh anime-normie dichotomy
Sick of this nonsense being peddled
Anime posting sprees always happen during prime normie hours
>>51713632
not Smart Anime though, like this.
>>51713694
why would it?
>>51713694
Yeah, stupidly so. But gotta enjoy my childhood now and then to survive my adulthood.
>>51713713
It's all for insufferable autists though
>>51713726
Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben wenn man klares Wasser will
lads
https://youtu.be/xb-pX7sIjFY
>>51713310
nice
prefer older coins though
>>51713725
>I trust Fiat Currency
haha
>grown men trying to justify watching anime by saying it can also be for adults
lol get a grip you nerds
>>51713733
is that dildo he's holding in his bum or is it his balls he is clenching?
What's the edgiest anime of all time, /brit/?
Euphoria is pretty edgy, but that's hentai so it doesn't really count.
>>51713382
Can't top this one
>>51713697
Ghostbusters nor Trading Places don't really feel like a Christmas films to me. Should have Home Alone and It's a Wonderful Life instead.
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
lads why are my bum cheeks always so fucking itchy and irritable when I sit down for a while
literally have to stand up for 5 minutes to fix it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_as7nztKA
germans are odd aren't they haha
>>51713726
Because they are all high school/college aged nonces likely posting from class on their MacBooks
Also Anime, especially "new" anime is the most mainstream shit, just because you're a loser doesn't mean you're not a Normie
>>51713827
>anime is for children
>the only ones we watch are the lewd ones
moving the goalposts 2bh nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAM4fK9CP0
literally trying to do a terrorist attack with a knife ahahaha
If isis isn't Islamic then why would British """"moderate"""" Muslims care that were bombing them.
>>51713838
Elfen Lied
Akame ga Kill
>>51713842
She got a crooked fanny lad.
>>51713862
sounds like hemorrhoids
>>51713862
Because you need to wash you fucking scratty bastard
lets just all be nice to each other okay!
>>51713896
Make a le confused button man pic of this lad, has potential
0161 MANNY ON THE MAP
>>51713862
Has to do with the muscles. When muscles are tight in one spot they can refer pain and itching sensations to other areas. I've got a muscle knot near my prostate that makes the tip of my dick itch.
>>51713854
flawed poll
a lot of the /brit/ normies will be out getting smashed with the lads
It's prime abnormie time now. You need to take that into account when you write up your report on your findings
>>51713852
"Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"
American schools actually teach this claptrap. What happened to separation of church and state?
YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM BRAV
only ever order a plain cheese and tomato pizza from dominos
just realised you can select the '30% off pizza legend" deal and just choose a plain one and get it for £8.40 instead of £12.00
Still think it's utterly mental that we have Islamic Courts in the UK
>>51713862
scabies
Hello, my lovelies, how are we tonight?
>>51713921
literally shower every day you fucking mongoloid
is it something to do with blood circulation
>>51713908
cheeks you melt
>>51714012
pretty shit lad
>>51714012
need my willy sucked 2bh
>>51713982
still a majority vote to kill the animes
>>51713998
It's only for civil cases and both parties have to consent. Jew courts also exist.
>>51713998
Why?
Make your own court if you want lad, doesn't mean you can override UK common law.
>>51713998
They probably weren't even legally married
>>51713888
is that KSI?
>>51713960
Fuck off Bugzy you got bodied by Chimpmunk of all people
Lads i think its about time somebody thinks about the REAL victim here. """Innocent""" muslims are the real victim, they are subject to ridicule and are racially stereotyped. #STOPMUSLIMHATE
Someone do a sing
>>51714038
Why's that, lad?
>>51714049
iktfb
>>51713896
muslims over here are overwhelmingly non-white
non-whites over here are mostly left wing
left wingers don't usually like the idea of military intervention anywhere
>>51714086
me desu
>>51714094
i dont like any muslims
>>51714098
deep inside a bout of woman related depression
doing a yawn
>>51714135
You need to drop that zero and get yoself a hero
>>51713998
They're not real courts.
They have no power, they can't legally enforce the sentences.
>>51714158
>hero
can i stick my hero in your butt?
>>51714186
Yes.
>>51714130
You fucking bigot
Lefty lad on my Facebook just linked a video of bin laden saying why hes attacking the west and said "look it's because from their perspective we attack them!"
Isn't that the same logic as using miene kampf to justify the Holocaust?
Also should I report him to gchq?
>>51713896
I think people do unironically believe we're bombing Syrian civillians indiscriminately
now then my friends and enemies, think i might play on skyrim for a bit
>>51714103
Eh, all my non white m8s are redpilled as fuck. The difference is they just aren't Muslims.
i follow RT to laugh at the retarded people in the replies
>>51714261
>TTTHHEEEE JJEEEWWSSS!
>RT is bad
>>51713960
0121 2bh
>>51714226
people believe what they want to believe
>>51714211
you smallgot
>>51714094
this
if you have your throat cut by a pained Muslim and they sever your carotid, you will be pain free in 5 to 6 seconds. imagine the years of pain Muslims have to endure
>i follow RT
>>51714103
mudslimes are left wing in the sense that they vote for left wing european parties to get bennies and have their pakiness enabled but islam itself is about as right wing as it gets
seriously getting pissed of with this shit lads
when is it going to be legal for us to carry knifes to protect ourselves
>>51714322
Is there anyone worse than George Galloway?
If you don't follow RT then you are literally an autistic mongoloid who reads financial times or some shite
>I get my news from the Biased Broadcasting Corporation
Full of wine desu, someone could take advantage of me
Literally what is wrong with rt
>>51714350
>a knife
>protective
It's completely pathetic how little Britain has done to help mitigate the refugee crisis. You should all be ashamed.
>he went to a co-ed school
>>>I get my news from the Biased Broadcasting Corporation
>>51713139
lmao
>>51714350
fuck knives, you want a gun
>>51714203
bend over and let me take those panties off...
>>51714389
off yourself
mummy isn't home yet from her african studies class yet :( and im hungry
hope she hasn't already eaten
Getting a bit hairy out there lads.
>>51714376
Nothing)))))))))
>>51714413
Fuck guns, my fists are weapons
bit behind with corrie 2bh
unironically haven't missed an episode since august 2009
>>51714451
>)))))))))
RT is literally aimed at foreigners you cretin
Russians have no clue what RT is
>not carrying a katana to protect yourself.
>>51714216
Just comment with the mein kamf thing
ffs lads just got off the phone with the gf and shes bringing her son round mine tomorrow she was meant to leave the little shit at her parents house
On my break from work hahaha what am i like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
Someone with a reputable wiki account add some "no true Muslim" examples to this page.
wanna wank, but i am not feeling it tonight
>>51714417
*complies*
*tips respectfully*
>>51714396
>tfw went to co-ed private school
>tfw 90% of the girls were such buzz kills and attention whores that it was like going to an all boys school
the girls we hung out with the most outside of school hours were from all girl schools lol
>>51714502
>working on the lords day
job interview on monday lads bricking it haha
fucking leftie normies are using the #youaintnomuslimbruv hashtag on twitter now
why can't they just accept the fact that he is a muslim as that's why he did it
>>51714530
lol that is so funny
*tips pakora*
funny how a few months ago we were all crying over a dead Syrian child washed up on the beach and now we're subjecting thousands more to the same fate desu :/
I am so fucking sick of Muslims, I wish they would all drop dead. Every single last of them. I don't care if they abide by Western standards. I hate them. If you are a Muslim please die.
>>51714530
>hanging out with girls
lol u gay or sumfink
Unironically out of tobacco
>>51714507
excellent post
>>51714454
and my words are my weapon. a silver tongue that lacerates and tears, like the crack of a whip on flesh so soft.
>>51714572
>#youaintnomuslimbruv
That's correct, a real muslim would have killed more innocent people
>>51714522
is the image implying gervais said that? cause i'm pretty sure thats ripped from worst hitchens
>>51714595
enjoy your prison sentence
>>51714546
>he isnt an enlightened atheist
Nigga u a simpleton s m h
>>51714574
thx
like and subscribe to my blog for more
>>51714615
>worst hitchens
*tips foreskin*
Where are my /brit/ friends?
>>51714530
that feel when never will never by a twink boy-slave for a wealthy twink boy in a early 1900's boarding school in England.
My dad just said he likes burning stuff.
>>51714673
fuck off
>>51713888
what a world we live in....
*sits back and sips her wine*
>>51714623
The stories posted here are works of fiction. Only a fool would take them as a fact. :)
Now die.
>>51714690
There you are
just want to lose my man tits lads
>looking at facebook of hot girls in my year at school who never had time for me
>they all look ragged and leathery though alcohol and drug abuse
Feels good man
>>51714685
>not passing the blunt
>>51714572
It's because of this video
Cunt was probably shouting it at the paki plod restraining him https://mobile.twitter.com/Rashidhussain69/status/673280427151515648/video/1
>>51714685
What a fucking edgelord
>>51714598
lad at work sells 50g spanish amber leaf for £2.50 or golden virginia for £4
do you need any
Rina
>>51714682
please explain.
>>51714694
>her
LE FUGG LE L O N D O N XDXDXD
>>51714723
Same. They're all fat and have kids.
>>51714730
Literally rasheed
>>51714723
ktfb
>>51714746
Yeah lah 2 GVs please
>>51714448
doing a lmao
>>51714757
>>51714765
POO
PEE
LAND
>What qualities do you find attractive in a man
>confidence
>>51714666
>Christopher wasn't worst Hitchens
>>51714682
There were some fucking cute lads at school desu.
>>51714753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging
>Fagging was a traditional practice in British boarding private schools (nearly all "public schools" in the English sense) and also many other boarding schools, whereby younger pupils were required to act as personal servants to the most senior boys. While domestic servants were common in family households, the custom reflected household task distribution and taught pupils about service from both ends of the relationship. Under school rules, fagging might entail[clarification needed] harsh discipline and corporal punishment when those were standard practices.
>Fagging was sometimes associated with sexual abuse by those older boys.
>>51714792
>the only men who approach girls and show an interest in them are men confident enough to do it
>girls automatically think they only like confident men
retarded bitches..
us not fully confident guys are just as good.....
>>51714682
>>51713220
>amerinonces
>u aint no muslim bruv.
>>51714804
i dont remember any cute lads at my school, college or Uni. just stupid 3dgirls.
>>51714816
oh nice! seems a liitle gay though.
Imagine Rasheed al-Mohammed bin Rasheed, a Muslim, sitting down with the Daily Mail and seeing an article about how a White Englishman who raped two women in one week has finally been brought to justice. Rasheed is shocked and declares that "No Muslim would do such a thing". The next day he sits down to read his Daily Mail again; and, this time, finds an article about a gang of Muslim men brutally raped over 1400 children over 10 years. This fact shows that Rasheed was wrong in his opinion, but is he going to admit this? Not likely. This time he says: "No true Muslim would do such a thing".
>tfw qt texted me out of know where last night
>talked for a bit
>I didn't know how to respond to one text so I stopped texting her
>madly in love with this girl
I am a worthless human being lads
>>51714816
ye lad
>>51714801
Christopher was the better debater
Also rekd muslims more
fite me irl
anyone else from the united kingdom here
>>51713958
why didn't body do it
probably because it's a bad idea
>>51714779
I dont think your PM would want to see you behave like this
hahah where my Hampshire boys at? hahahah anime am i right???!!!
>>51714905
Yep totally. Sipping chips and eating tea.
>>51714905
yes family i love it here in the uk
why are girls so stupid lol
>>51714886
pussy
>>51714905
Never been desu
https://youtu.be/NpttHOHEKMo
RACIST BIGOTS whassupwiththat?
>>51714959
But Johnny she hardly knew ya.
>>51714905
good post
>>51714959
You ain't no Muslim bruv
>u ain' no Muslim
Lmao this is just like after WW2 when Germans said
>yeah that guy's a Nazi, not German, btw my family never voted for Hitler:)
>>51714959
>>51715009
LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OH LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
>>51714886
>madly in love
>probably havent even kissed her
lmao pleb
>>51714905
NO.............. >_>
<_<.....
>>51714804
>There were some fucking cute lads at school desu.
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/oct/12/publicschools.schools
>Sex was part of the culture of the school, but it was all pretty ingenuous. It wasn't a culture of gang rape; it was boys getting crushes on other boys. It was like a ghastly parody of courtship, more to do with adolescent yearning than lust. Imagine it: 650 adolescents with nothing on their mind but sex who had to try to sublimate it all into playing rugger.
>There was a system of sexual favours [at Stowe], but they never happened with violence. A lot of buggery went on, and things in that area - but I don't think there was ever anything that brutal.
> At Eton, if you were a fag master you chose the prettiest fag from among the lower boys. You just liked to have a pretty fag - I suppose it was a substitute for girls. The funny thing was, if you shagged one of the maids you were instantly expelled, but if you had anything to do with boys you got a severe ticking-off.
>found a couple of boys doing something in his house, and said, "I don't mind mutual masturbation, but I draw the line at buggery."
>>51715054
for the voyage is done and winds don't blow, and it's time for us to leave her
>>51714921
>implying liking isis is the only reason why someone would be against western intervention and bombings
>>51714921
Did it wrong it should be "isis isn't islamic" and "Muslims will become radicalised if we bomb isis"
genuinely feel bad for aiden gillan and the bullying he gets from /tv/ and reddit
So, lads ... are Chinese women the best far east Asian?
>>51715088
No you're right
There's also hatred of freedom and being a servant of satan
>>51715088
no thats is pretty much it afaik
>>51715074
SOunds about right.
>>51714969
s-stop
>>51715063
>what is a crush
lads what are the chances of a paris style attack happening in the UK :(
>>51715132
still a crappy argument
as is the whole meme
>>51715147
I wanna fuck a Chinese girl in a cheongsam but I'd get called a race fetishist
>>51715167
a crush is lust you fucking retard
>>51715173
oooooooooooh i am livid please dont post this again
Some of you guys are alright. Dont go to picadilly circus tomorrow
>>51715147
Yea definitely, but it's in part just due to how many of them their are so there are a LOT of sexy girls just due to the numbers
The urban girls are really attractive, I went to Hong Kong and most of the girls were just on the streets very pretty
>>51715173
pretty happy i dont go to clubs like that jej
>>51715176
t. Terrorist sympathiser
>>51715173
nothing that requires paris' level of organisation is possible rn, not when security is this high
oy vey
>>51715211
>a crush is lust
fucking idiot
>>51715173
me in the centre
>>51715260
currently touching wood right now
my wood ahah
>>51715163
>>51715162
yes, because bombing the shit out of our problems has been such an effective policy for stability before in the middle east