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flood edition
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swam to my computer to shitpost tonight lads
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BIRMINGHAM IS WHITE
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Azusa
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Yui
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wag1
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i wanna give comb-boy my cum
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trapping edition
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Yuyushiki is a smart anime
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Jun i guess
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innit bruv
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boipussi
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Celebrating a good harvest this year desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvz7uflMIU
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rate lads
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>there will never be range ban on Hampshire IPs
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anime anime
anime
anime
anime
anime anime
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slags
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>>51713227
>trap instead of grime
fuck off yank
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Need to buy some presents for my girlfriend's kids desu. What should I get them?
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Bit early you trolley
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>>51713310
lol
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>>51713240
>>51713243
fuck off you weirdos
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>>51713281
Ritsu mentioned.
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>>51713324
Get it a white boy to kek. You can call him your son
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post the most vapid looking slag you can
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>>51713317
fuck off twat we really trappin out here
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Seraph is a good anime, innit?
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>>51713324
My wifes son is a big fan of lynx africa
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>>51713243
Ritsu t b h f a m
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post ding dings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiQNLRnkkAc
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>>51713382
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>>51713313
go to sleep china
>>51713411
good lad
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>>51713408
your wife's son is a knacker
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GOD BLESSIN ALL THE TRAP NIGGAS
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https://youtu.be/UV8x7H3DD8Y
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>>51713114
This. Fucking choons.

https://youtu.be/d9N1qrv2dI8?t=33m5s
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>>51713382
i know her
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>tfw pretty sure it's impossible to flood my area

i can just enjoy the comfiness of hearing it outside
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goodnight Britain
please wish me luck so that I don't wake up tomorrow
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When the fuck did this become anime general, and why?
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Fucks sake got my wife's brother-in-law for secret Santa
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>>51713347
fuck off
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>>51713525
All the normies are out, so the betas have claimed this place as our own.
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>>51713515
Don't forget to fold linens.
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>>51713432
went to school with this girl
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>>51713463
very good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mNbncVHUc
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>>51713525
its just like 2 people 69'ing each other
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>>51713404
She is best girl desu

Only good character in the show, mind
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>>51713564
>listening to trap with actual rapping
fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtNR68sUL0
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gday lads
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>>51713554
anime is fucking normal more than half the demographic is females and weekends are normie central on /brit/
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>>51713578
What about Krul bruv?
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>>51713627
fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Is it not immature to watch children's cartoons from Japan anime or whatever when your over 18?
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Top 5 Christmas films?

1) Trading places
2) Die Hard
3) Gremlins
4) Ghostbusters
5) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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>>51713663
She's too edgy desu

not a fan
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>>51713677
suck my c*ock
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>>51713694
Not all anime is for children.
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almost 5 years since the floods here in memecity lads

hard to believe that was 5 years ago.
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>>51713555
why do you hate me? what have I ever done to you?
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>>51713540
>i "invest" my shelf-stacking money in unsellable coins

fedora picture
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>>51713554
>muh anime-normie dichotomy

Sick of this nonsense being peddled

Anime posting sprees always happen during prime normie hours
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>>51713632
not Smart Anime though, like this.
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>>51713694


why would it?
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>>51713694
Yeah, stupidly so. But gotta enjoy my childhood now and then to survive my adulthood.
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>>51713713
It's all for insufferable autists though
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>>51713726
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Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben wenn man klares Wasser will

lads
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https://youtu.be/xb-pX7sIjFY
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>>51713310
nice
prefer older coins though
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>>51713725
>I trust Fiat Currency
haha
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>grown men trying to justify watching anime by saying it can also be for adults

lol get a grip you nerds
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>>51713733
is that dildo he's holding in his bum or is it his balls he is clenching?
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What's the edgiest anime of all time, /brit/?

Euphoria is pretty edgy, but that's hentai so it doesn't really count.
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>>51713382
Can't top this one
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>>51713697
Ghostbusters nor Trading Places don't really feel like a Christmas films to me. Should have Home Alone and It's a Wonderful Life instead.
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http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
http://strawpoll.me/6188617
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>>51713311
:)
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lads why are my bum cheeks always so fucking itchy and irritable when I sit down for a while

literally have to stand up for 5 minutes to fix it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_as7nztKA
germans are odd aren't they haha
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>>51713726
Because they are all high school/college aged nonces likely posting from class on their MacBooks

Also Anime, especially "new" anime is the most mainstream shit, just because you're a loser doesn't mean you're not a Normie
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>>51713827
>anime is for children
>the only ones we watch are the lewd ones

moving the goalposts 2bh nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAM4fK9CP0

literally trying to do a terrorist attack with a knife ahahaha
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If isis isn't Islamic then why would British """"moderate"""" Muslims care that were bombing them.
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>>51713838
Elfen Lied
Akame ga Kill
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>>51713842
She got a crooked fanny lad.
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>>51713862
sounds like hemorrhoids
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>>51713862
Because you need to wash you fucking scratty bastard
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lets just all be nice to each other okay!
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>>51713896
Make a le confused button man pic of this lad, has potential
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0161 MANNY ON THE MAP
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>>51713862
Has to do with the muscles. When muscles are tight in one spot they can refer pain and itching sensations to other areas. I've got a muscle knot near my prostate that makes the tip of my dick itch.
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>>51713854
flawed poll
a lot of the /brit/ normies will be out getting smashed with the lads
It's prime abnormie time now. You need to take that into account when you write up your report on your findings
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>>51713852

"Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"

American schools actually teach this claptrap. What happened to separation of church and state?
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YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM BRAV
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only ever order a plain cheese and tomato pizza from dominos
just realised you can select the '30% off pizza legend" deal and just choose a plain one and get it for £8.40 instead of £12.00
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Still think it's utterly mental that we have Islamic Courts in the UK
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>>51713862
scabies
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Hello, my lovelies, how are we tonight?
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>>51713921
literally shower every day you fucking mongoloid

is it something to do with blood circulation

>>51713908
cheeks you melt
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>>51714012
pretty shit lad
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>>51714012
need my willy sucked 2bh
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>>51713982
still a majority vote to kill the animes
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>>51713998
It's only for civil cases and both parties have to consent. Jew courts also exist.
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>>51713998
Why?
Make your own court if you want lad, doesn't mean you can override UK common law.
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>>51714038
:(
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>>51713998
They probably weren't even legally married
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>>51713888
is that KSI?
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>>51713960
Fuck off Bugzy you got bodied by Chimpmunk of all people
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Lads i think its about time somebody thinks about the REAL victim here. """Innocent""" muslims are the real victim, they are subject to ridicule and are racially stereotyped. #STOPMUSLIMHATE
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Someone do a sing

>>51714038
Why's that, lad?

>>51714049
iktfb
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>>51713896
muslims over here are overwhelmingly non-white
non-whites over here are mostly left wing
left wingers don't usually like the idea of military intervention anywhere
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>>51714082
:)
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>>51714086
me desu
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>>51714094
i dont like any muslims
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>>51714098
deep inside a bout of woman related depression
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doing a yawn
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>>51714135
You need to drop that zero and get yoself a hero
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>>51713998
They're not real courts.

They have no power, they can't legally enforce the sentences.
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>>51714158
>hero

can i stick my hero in your butt?
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>>51714186
Yes.
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>>51714130
You fucking bigot
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Lefty lad on my Facebook just linked a video of bin laden saying why hes attacking the west and said "look it's because from their perspective we attack them!"

Isn't that the same logic as using miene kampf to justify the Holocaust?

Also should I report him to gchq?
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>>51713896
I think people do unironically believe we're bombing Syrian civillians indiscriminately
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now then my friends and enemies, think i might play on skyrim for a bit
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>>51714103

Eh, all my non white m8s are redpilled as fuck. The difference is they just aren't Muslims.
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i follow RT to laugh at the retarded people in the replies
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>>51714261
>TTTHHEEEE JJEEEWWSSS!
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>RT is bad
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>>51713960
0121 2bh
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>>51714226
people believe what they want to believe
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>>51714211
you smallgot
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>>51714094
this

if you have your throat cut by a pained Muslim and they sever your carotid, you will be pain free in 5 to 6 seconds. imagine the years of pain Muslims have to endure
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>i follow RT
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>>51714103
mudslimes are left wing in the sense that they vote for left wing european parties to get bennies and have their pakiness enabled but islam itself is about as right wing as it gets
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seriously getting pissed of with this shit lads

when is it going to be legal for us to carry knifes to protect ourselves
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>>51714322
Is there anyone worse than George Galloway?
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If you don't follow RT then you are literally an autistic mongoloid who reads financial times or some shite
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>I get my news from the Biased Broadcasting Corporation
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Full of wine desu, someone could take advantage of me
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Literally what is wrong with rt
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>>51714350
>a knife
>protective
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It's completely pathetic how little Britain has done to help mitigate the refugee crisis. You should all be ashamed.
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>he went to a co-ed school
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>>>I get my news from the Biased Broadcasting Corporation
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>>51713139
lmao
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>>51714350
fuck knives, you want a gun
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>>51714203

bend over and let me take those panties off...
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>>51714389
off yourself
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mummy isn't home yet from her african studies class yet :( and im hungry

hope she hasn't already eaten
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Getting a bit hairy out there lads.
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>>51714376
Nothing)))))))))
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>>51714413
Fuck guns, my fists are weapons
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bit behind with corrie 2bh
unironically haven't missed an episode since august 2009
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>>51714451
>)))))))))
RT is literally aimed at foreigners you cretin

Russians have no clue what RT is
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>not carrying a katana to protect yourself.
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>>51714216
Just comment with the mein kamf thing
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ffs lads just got off the phone with the gf and shes bringing her son round mine tomorrow she was meant to leave the little shit at her parents house
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On my break from work hahaha what am i like
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

Someone with a reputable wiki account add some "no true Muslim" examples to this page.
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wanna wank, but i am not feeling it tonight
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>>51714417
*complies*
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*tips respectfully*
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>>51714396
>tfw went to co-ed private school
>tfw 90% of the girls were such buzz kills and attention whores that it was like going to an all boys school

the girls we hung out with the most outside of school hours were from all girl schools lol
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>>51714502
>working on the lords day
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job interview on monday lads bricking it haha
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fucking leftie normies are using the #youaintnomuslimbruv hashtag on twitter now

why can't they just accept the fact that he is a muslim as that's why he did it
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>>51714530
lol that is so funny
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*tips pakora*
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funny how a few months ago we were all crying over a dead Syrian child washed up on the beach and now we're subjecting thousands more to the same fate desu :/
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I am so fucking sick of Muslims, I wish they would all drop dead. Every single last of them. I don't care if they abide by Western standards. I hate them. If you are a Muslim please die.
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>>51714530
>hanging out with girls
lol u gay or sumfink
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Unironically out of tobacco
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>>51714507
excellent post
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>>51714454
and my words are my weapon. a silver tongue that lacerates and tears, like the crack of a whip on flesh so soft.
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>>51714572
>#youaintnomuslimbruv

That's correct, a real muslim would have killed more innocent people
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>>51714522
is the image implying gervais said that? cause i'm pretty sure thats ripped from worst hitchens
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>>51714595
enjoy your prison sentence
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>>51714546
>he isnt an enlightened atheist
Nigga u a simpleton s m h
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>>51714574
thx

like and subscribe to my blog for more
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>>51714615
>worst hitchens
*tips foreskin*
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Where are my /brit/ friends?
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>>51714530

that feel when never will never by a twink boy-slave for a wealthy twink boy in a early 1900's boarding school in England.
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My dad just said he likes burning stuff.
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>>51714673
fuck off
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>>51713888
what a world we live in....


*sits back and sips her wine*
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>>51714623
The stories posted here are works of fiction. Only a fool would take them as a fact. :)
Now die.
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>>51714690
There you are
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just want to lose my man tits lads
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>looking at facebook of hot girls in my year at school who never had time for me
>they all look ragged and leathery though alcohol and drug abuse

Feels good man
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>>51714685
>not passing the blunt
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>>51714572
It's because of this video

Cunt was probably shouting it at the paki plod restraining him https://mobile.twitter.com/Rashidhussain69/status/673280427151515648/video/1
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>>51714685
What a fucking edgelord
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>>51714598
lad at work sells 50g spanish amber leaf for £2.50 or golden virginia for £4
do you need any
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Rina
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>>51714682
please explain.
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>>51714694
>her

LE FUGG LE L O N D O N XDXDXD
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>>51714723

Same. They're all fat and have kids.
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>>51714730
Literally rasheed
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>>51714723
ktfb

>>51714746
Yeah lah 2 GVs please
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>>51714448
doing a lmao
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>>51714757
>>51714765
POO

PEE

LAND
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>What qualities do you find attractive in a man

>confidence
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>>51714666
>Christopher wasn't worst Hitchens
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>>51714682
There were some fucking cute lads at school desu.
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>>51714753

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

>Fagging was a traditional practice in British boarding private schools (nearly all "public schools" in the English sense) and also many other boarding schools, whereby younger pupils were required to act as personal servants to the most senior boys. While domestic servants were common in family households, the custom reflected household task distribution and taught pupils about service from both ends of the relationship. Under school rules, fagging might entail[clarification needed] harsh discipline and corporal punishment when those were standard practices.

>Fagging was sometimes associated with sexual abuse by those older boys.
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>>51714792
>the only men who approach girls and show an interest in them are men confident enough to do it
>girls automatically think they only like confident men

retarded bitches..


us not fully confident guys are just as good.....
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>>51714682
>>51713220
>amerinonces
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>u aint no muslim bruv.
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>>51714804
i dont remember any cute lads at my school, college or Uni. just stupid 3dgirls.
>>51714816
oh nice! seems a liitle gay though.
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Imagine Rasheed al-Mohammed bin Rasheed, a Muslim, sitting down with the Daily Mail and seeing an article about how a White Englishman who raped two women in one week has finally been brought to justice. Rasheed is shocked and declares that "No Muslim would do such a thing". The next day he sits down to read his Daily Mail again; and, this time, finds an article about a gang of Muslim men brutally raped over 1400 children over 10 years. This fact shows that Rasheed was wrong in his opinion, but is he going to admit this? Not likely. This time he says: "No true Muslim would do such a thing".
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>tfw qt texted me out of know where last night
>talked for a bit
>I didn't know how to respond to one text so I stopped texting her
>madly in love with this girl
I am a worthless human being lads
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>>51714816
ye lad
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>>51714801
Christopher was the better debater
Also rekd muslims more

fite me irl
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anyone else from the united kingdom here
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>>51713958
why didn't body do it

probably because it's a bad idea
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>>51714779
I dont think your PM would want to see you behave like this
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hahah where my Hampshire boys at? hahahah anime am i right???!!!
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>>51714905
Yep totally. Sipping chips and eating tea.
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>>51714905
yes family i love it here in the uk
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why are girls so stupid lol
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>>51714886
pussy
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>>51714905
Never been desu
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https://youtu.be/NpttHOHEKMo

RACIST BIGOTS whassupwiththat?
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>>51714959
But Johnny she hardly knew ya.
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>>51714905
good post
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>>51714959
You ain't no Muslim bruv
>>
>u ain' no Muslim
Lmao this is just like after WW2 when Germans said
>yeah that guy's a Nazi, not German, btw my family never voted for Hitler:)
>>
>>51714959
>>51715009
LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OH LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
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>>51714886
>madly in love
>probably havent even kissed her

lmao pleb
>>
>>51714905
NO.............. >_>

<_<.....
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>>51714804
>There were some fucking cute lads at school desu.


http://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/oct/12/publicschools.schools

>Sex was part of the culture of the school, but it was all pretty ingenuous. It wasn't a culture of gang rape; it was boys getting crushes on other boys. It was like a ghastly parody of courtship, more to do with adolescent yearning than lust. Imagine it: 650 adolescents with nothing on their mind but sex who had to try to sublimate it all into playing rugger.

>There was a system of sexual favours [at Stowe], but they never happened with violence. A lot of buggery went on, and things in that area - but I don't think there was ever anything that brutal.

> At Eton, if you were a fag master you chose the prettiest fag from among the lower boys. You just liked to have a pretty fag - I suppose it was a substitute for girls. The funny thing was, if you shagged one of the maids you were instantly expelled, but if you had anything to do with boys you got a severe ticking-off.

>found a couple of boys doing something in his house, and said, "I don't mind mutual masturbation, but I draw the line at buggery."
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>>51715054
for the voyage is done and winds don't blow, and it's time for us to leave her
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>>51714921
>implying liking isis is the only reason why someone would be against western intervention and bombings
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>>51714921
Did it wrong it should be "isis isn't islamic" and "Muslims will become radicalised if we bomb isis"
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genuinely feel bad for aiden gillan and the bullying he gets from /tv/ and reddit
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So, lads ... are Chinese women the best far east Asian?
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>>51715088
No you're right
There's also hatred of freedom and being a servant of satan
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>>51715088
no thats is pretty much it afaik
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>>51715074
SOunds about right.
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>>51714969
s-stop
>>51715063
>what is a crush
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lads what are the chances of a paris style attack happening in the UK :(
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>>51715132
still a crappy argument
as is the whole meme
>>
>>51715147
I wanna fuck a Chinese girl in a cheongsam but I'd get called a race fetishist
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>>51715167
a crush is lust you fucking retard
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>>51715173
oooooooooooh i am livid please dont post this again
>>
Some of you guys are alright. Dont go to picadilly circus tomorrow
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>>51715147
Yea definitely, but it's in part just due to how many of them their are so there are a LOT of sexy girls just due to the numbers
The urban girls are really attractive, I went to Hong Kong and most of the girls were just on the streets very pretty
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>>51715173
pretty happy i dont go to clubs like that jej
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>>51715176
t. Terrorist sympathiser
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>>51715173
nothing that requires paris' level of organisation is possible rn, not when security is this high
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oy vey
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>>51715211
>a crush is lust
fucking idiot
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>>51715173
me in the centre
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>>51715260
currently touching wood right now

my wood ahah
>>
>>51715163
>>51715162
yes, because bombing the shit out of our problems has been such an effective policy for stability before in the middle east
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>>51715275
meet me outside stratford westfield in 5 minutes you fucking bellend im going to destroy you
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Karen
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>>51715147
>>51715248
>The urban girls are really attractive, I went to Hong Kong and most of the girls were just on the streets very pretty


/brit/ lads tour to honk konk when?!?!?
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>>51715248
Do you speak a bit of Chinese and were you able to fuck any of them?
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>>51715298
not sure if bait desu
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>>51715298
Can't tell if rasheed or Bizzaro rorke
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Love you all
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>british "women"
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gonna change out of my shitty boxers and into my calvin kleins before i go to this house party on the off chance some spangled slag decides to suck my bellend in the toilet x
>>
>>51715358
>>51715367
good arguments lads
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>>51715308
sounds like a plan haha
I think a few lads here speak mandarin so we can hop across the border for some cheeky commie stuff afterwards
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what do you think david cameron was thinking?
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>>51715373
k
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>>51715306
OR MAH GAH DEER U NOSE DAT TAKAYAKI HAS NO SQUIR IN IT
>>
Is there such a thing as a Bizzaro rasheed lads?
>>
>>51715428
probably wanted to job the cunt
>>
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>51715428
ur pm is a peasant to our pm

probably paid him to take his load after that display
>>
>>51715441
You especially
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>>51715428
so is he only PM because of dude weed?
>>
>>51715463
yea
>>
>>51715333
>do you speak chinese
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>>51715283
His 10/10 jaw overrides the 0/10 height I think
>>
no homo
>>
>>51715505
fuck off manlet
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>>51715463
me
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>>51715450
>>51715476
okay
>>51715528
nothing wrong with feminine penis.
>>
>>51715533
You mad bro?
>>
>>51715487
part of the reason, people were fed up with harper and the tories. they were also in power for a decade

keep in mind the CBC (our version of BBC) is known for being liberal shills
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>>51715428
>>
>>51715463
based niggas

>Pakis should leave britain because western culture emasculates men
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>>51715487


67% of candians voted for left-of-centre parties.
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>>51715496
Fine. Mandarin ching chong and troubles with short dong.
>>
>>51715559
do a kill self
>>
>>51715505
no it doesn't

he looks ridiculous

manlets are caricatures of real men

all of his other m8s went home and slammed some gash that night while he went home to hang out with his mom and his cat cuz hes short.............
>>
>>51715533
I'm literally 6'1 you spacker, how did you conclude I was a manlet when I referred to his height as 0/10
>>
>Tfw no han waifu in a hanfu
>>
>>51715581
MODS MODS MODS
>>
is there such a thing as a manly fanny lads?
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>>51715606
why are heterosexuals so shit? they ruined the whole internet.
>>
>>51715463
raheem kassam is a bizarro rasheed 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbtQXyJi2KE
>>
>>51715559
ye lad
>>
>>51715589
i predict he'll get re-elected for another, and then the tories will be back

liberals are known for being corrupt as fuck, and they have pretty bad economic policy tbf.
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>>51715625
Forgot my picture lads what am I like
>>
Should I do my work or have a wank lads?
>>
>>51715641
ye lad
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6188993
http://strawpoll.me/6188993
http://strawpoll.me/6188993

http://strawpoll.me/6188993
>>
sorry for giving it the biggun lads aha
>>
>>51715692
work first then wank as a reward for a job well done
>>
>>
My drunk dad is yelling about muslims again lads
>>
>>51715581
me being born
>>
>>51715581

Delete this disgusting race-mixing sjw shit
>>
I shop at Co-op, what does that say about me?
>>
>>51715707
there doesn't seem to be much in between with most azns ive seen


the hot ones are really hot and the ugly ones are really ugly
>>
in the streets with a heater under my dungarees lads
>>
doing a depression :(
>>
>>51715771
You don't have an asda nearby
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wish i was a K-on desu
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>>51715733
show him this picture
>>
>start war thunder after literal years of not playing
>all my planes gone
>forget i played royal airforce
wew 2bh
>>
>>51715781
doing a lie down
>>
>>51715771
You like expensive low quality food.
>>
>Jeremy Corbyn: execution of brit by isis is "the price we pay for war"

He actually did it the absolute madman.
>>
who else /homealone/ here?


k-kind of scared......
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>>51715705
pics?
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is it worth going here for a memesters degree?

quite expensive for me as an international student
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>>51715803
may i join?
>>
getting rid of assault rifles in the US wouldn't do diddly squat, lads. something like 90% of shootings in the US are committed by handguns, and if they were to get rid of assault rifles how much would that actually disrupt that remaining 10%? people who have the will to carry out these shootings won't just stop upon not being able to get an assault rifle and go "oh i may as well not go on a shooting spree now since it's so hard". reckon they should just introduce fiercer background checks 2bh, furthermore the whole argument about using guns to protect yourself from "tyranny" is fucking inane and stupid and i reckon any dumb seppo cunt who uses that should be fucking glassed.
>>
>>51715803
on the floor?
>>
>>51715842
yes

>>51715827
when she goes to sleep
>>
>>51715834
probably not.

you don't need a degree when you already live in Canada - the place everyone wants to get their degree, save up and move to.
>>
>>51715855
>A FUCKING FLOWER
>>
>>51715812
would people even vote for him as PM?
>>
>>51715846
Not yet ha ha ha hah ah ha ha
>>
>>51715844
>getting rid of assault rifles in the US wouldn't do diddly squat
it should be at least as effective as "no guns allowed" signs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo

lets chill lads.
>>
In Cumbria here lads. Peninsula i live on is cut off by road due to the floods.

I'm currently comfy in bed
>>
Do you like cheongsams or ao dais better lads?
>>
>>51715888
inorite
>>
might do a top myself
>>
trying really hard to remember why i got kicked out the club last night but it's just not there
all i remember was prowling outside and climbing the smoking area barrier and trying to make a run for it
got a big mark on my arm from when the bouncers got me
>>
Meeting Ashens tomorrow lads

First reply decides what I say to him
>>
>>51715799
>tfw british tanks soon
gonna be one massive grind to get the centurion mk 3
>>
>>51715918
Good boy

>>51715916
Gooder boy
>>
occasionally get really embarrassed about the things i probably said to my parents when I was too young to understand but can't remember now
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>>51715916


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemOlfDYupY
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>Notable glassings
>In Sydney, Australia, famed musician Redfoo from the duo LMFAO was glassed in an unprovoked attacked at the Golden Sheaf Hotel. A glass bottle was thrown at his head from a distance which resulted in him being cut above his right temple area.[4]
>>
>>51715966
it this a lot?
can't even buy tier 3 spitfire because i don't have enough tier 2's or something bit confused
>>
>tfw chelmsford was given city status in 2012 while i was away

i returned recently and it looks very different now. it actually looks nice wtf. the council is spending a fuckton on development

i thought it was just a meme when we got that for the jubilee thing but going from town to city really makes a difference
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seriously though, what's going to happen with all these muslims killing people, turning neighbourhoods into complete shit and generally being cunts in our own country?

I mean, I would like a race war, but how viable is that?
>>
>>51715952
I should have gone out otnight I'm alrady regretting

>>51715961
>mfw seen him about town
Might get his book and go to the signing desu
>>
ask a man who has never had sex anything
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>>51715992
forgot image
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>>51715992
they replaced the tier 0-20 with a research system. You now have to research a plane before you can fly them, same with tanks
>>
>>51715928
Cheongsams
>>
>>51716010
>I mean, I would like a race war, but how viable is that?

it isn't and it's only delusional /pol/ tards who think that. something should be done but a race war isn't going to happen. see with any other minority you can just focus on cultural integration, but it's a lot harder with islam tbH
>>
>>51715982
bantre
>>
>>51716028
do you resent me for having stuck my willy in a girl?
>>
>>51715978
is that you Ritsu?
>>
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>>51716010
do you think if theres a huge paris like attack, people will just stop allowing muslims to muslim?

in paris they've literally closed down mosques, arrested and done raids on muslim areas
>>
Think I'm becoming radicalised lads
>>
>>51715961
Dan is shit, don't do videos with him in.

In fact everyone else is shit just do videos on your own.
>>
>>51716082
good lad
>>
>>51716028
What colour (color for you, babes) are your eyes?
>>
>>51716062
then how else can it end?
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just got back from my christmas dinner lads

got quite drunk but didn't reveal my power level

pretty sure the 30 yr old french woman in my lab fancies me haha x
>>
>>51716071
no, youre my hero
>>
>>51716094
b-but, what about Larry?
>>
>>51716094
This desu, mine wsn't a proper response so it doesn't count.
>>
>>51716110
>then how else can it end?

couple hundred years everyones a shade of beige and islam (and heaps of other religions) dont exist
>>
>>51716028
are you hot? how tall are you? how big is your schlongerlongerlinglong
>>
>>51716142
>>51716142
>>51716142
>>51716142
>>51716142
>>
>>51716082
you are on a list
>>
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>>51716150
>everyones a shade of beige
I think it'll be a rather dark shade then
>>
>>51716010
>>51716062
>>51716081
live in birmingham and the british-muslim civil war is inevitable eventually lads
>>
not sure if i should shave my pubes before going to this house part or not lads x
>>
>>51716145
Yeah Larry's alright I suppose.
>>
>>51715928
cheongsams
>>
>>51716164
>jf thread
commit suicide
>>
>>51716145
If it's a Larry video with ashens as a guest it doesn't count.
>>
>>51715298
>he thinks our goal is to "stabilize" the region
Good joke comrade
>>
>>51716197
would if i didn't have commitments wahey
>>
just got back from my normie dinner party lads

everyone there has a job, I didn't act socially awkward and I'm pretty sure one of the girls doesn't think I'm unattractive.
>>
>>51716250
Then stick to making /cum/ threads and leave /brit/ to us and pakistan
>>
>>51715333
They all speak English an yea I fucked one girl
They speak Cantonese there anyways so mandarin wouldn't help
>>
>>51716301
i'm not going to /cum/
it's a shithole and i've been here longer
>>
>>51715463
Yea they're called Sikhs
>>
If you were American, would you try to pretend to be British, or just suck it up and go full American?
>>
>>51716106
brown/black

>>51716163
recovering shy fattie, used to be a lot uglier than i am now. starting to actually get looks from grils and suffering from ugly duckling syndrome now.

6ft tall, weewee is about 6 inches give or take a cm
>>
>>51716418
Hair colour/color?
>>
>>51716369
>read comment
>check flag

alright
>>
>>51716385
go full american desu
move to texas, have a ranch and drive a truck
>>
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