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FUCK OFF COMRADE CORBYN
delete this janny
only union jack can make /brit/ from here forth
contemplating a zygohistomorphic prepromorphism
>>51719606
>>51719574
samefag
Would you lick a girl asshole?
Why or Why not?
>>51719638
I get it.
wewing the new thread in
>>51719639
yes please
HEY QT
>>51719604
green tea
I'm so fucking lonely lads haha
>>51719639
I probably would if she showered before the sexing starts
do you think this is funny
>>>/gif/7789172
>>51719676
hahaha
>>51719639
yes
>>51719639
bit gay
>>51719688
manlets are disgusting
attempting a poo
bit of a risky venture
>>51719688
>5'11 man tries to fight 6'2 man
it seems to me like the poorest areas are located south of the river, but (if that's true) are there any other reasons why south london is shit? i imagine the shittiest areas of london are still pretty good
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now, here he comes
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentlemen
Like you imagined when you were young
i just want to travel back in time and make martha stewart my gf
that's all i want for christmas mom
>>51719639
not in a month of sundays
>>51719688
turkroach
>>51719769
Because it's filled with poor people
>>51719769
its not all shit desu, its just away from the tourist destinations
greenwich is lovely
DIRTY DIANA LET ME BEEEE
>>51719769
I don't think that's right tbqh.
>>51719812
why do you know so much about london thats where benders live
>>51719908
Business idea: brothel that caters only to the needs of /brit/ lads
>>51719977
horrific
>>51719908
THATS A SPICY MEAT-A-BAWLA! :D
>Make a cup of tea
>Tastes fucking amazing, hot, refreshing, tanniny but not bitter
>Make another one afterwards in the exact same way
>Doesn't taste anywhere near as good
REEERR WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>51719950
Most of those lads are too scared to make eye contact with a lass though..
Night lads
>>51719991
Hence the special treatment. Their partners of choice would be trained to deal with autists.
>>51719950
Gonna need a literal harem of Paki girls lad.
>>51719990
>being inconsistent
>>51719990
>tfw two (2) perfect cups in a row
>>51719812
meh
>>51719818
isn't the culture more interesting in the south though? seems more diverse... is that where most immigrants live?
>>51719874
i gotta say thats really surprising, but don't most people in england generally believe the north is where rich folks live? im so confused now
>>51720024
That can be arranged, at a special discount price for bulk purchase.
>walking outside in a bad part of town
>see this
>"Oi m8, what the fuck do you think you're looking at?"
what do?
>>51719574
>be british
>get stabbed by a raging akbar
>cant fight back because you will be charged with "hate crime"
>cops cant help because they have no guns
>instead of helping you people scream "theys are not muslims" and filming you as you get slain
cant make dis shit up faam!
Lads I need some sagely advice
>suggest a night out to a wide group of friends
>five or six show interest
>3 buy tickets
>1 drops out
>just me and a friends gf in; we're also incidently good friends
>really want to go, but this girl who is a v. good friend's gf has once tried it on with me (told her to stop, it's not right etc.)
>really want to go to this night 2bh but feel bad for my friend (her bf)
What do?
http://strawpoll.me/6189812
http://strawpoll.me/6189812
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>>51720058
>Philadelphia
>>51720058
>paco rabanne
>>51720071
Don't bang her. It's not rocket surgery lad.
>didn't immediately tell your friend that she tried it on with you
Shit friend detected.
>>51719943
not bent are ye
u fukn gay
>>51720071
tell her bf
>>51720071
This >>51720135
>>51720126
Can't be bothered to think of a post
Doing a sleep
>>51720071
Buy another ticket and tell him to come
>>51720117
>>51720135
Ofc i'd never do anything.
Lads, I feel like that'd kill him. Would be horrible.
I've told a couple of mutual close friends and they agreed.
wtf are british guys really that nice to their friends in real life too hahaha
>>51720150
night are kid
i wont be going to bed for some time, monday morning most likely
>>51719977
dont do that
been seeing a lot of flashes in my right eye today and it's starting to freak me out, should I go to the opticians?
>>51720174
It'll kill him a lot less than walking in on her chugging dick will.
>>51720108
Paco is not a philadelphian name
>>51720187
Are you that BR girl from a few months ago?
>went out with a few mates tonight
>"haha remember last time we were out (a couple months ago) with brionny (his gf) and her mates and you told us all how you spent 7 hours "peaking" (he meant edging, but i didn't correct him)"
>I genuinely can't remember that happening
>tfw so drunk I told a roomful of normies and girls that i'm so pathetic i spent 7 hours edging one night
>>51719544
>>51719555
>>51719621
nothing came out dont see why guys make such a big deal about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yac8yM-0u5w
Would like to do a dab and listen to this song hahahah
>>51720220
haha
>>51720174
Tell him you know its hard to hear but he should know if thats the kind of things she does. He probably wont be your friend anymore either
>>51720202
you got free healthcare so why not
>>51720214
>the largest city in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and the fifth-most-populous in the United States
>>51720174
if one of my friends gf cracked on with me, my first action would be to tell her to fuck off and the second would be to call him and tell him what just happened.
>>51720150
nighty night x
had a poo earlier and en entire intact tomato skin came out
>>51719591
shawty so fine, pussy so fresh......
>>51720217
wow what the fuck, i visit /int/ on extremely rare occasions, i don't recall ever posting on /brit/ tho. what was i doing here you think?? if you remember something like that i feel really sorry for you. holy shit man
>>51720220
Damn man...
I've had some good wanks, but I've never been so fucked up as to share them with my m8s.
>>51720287
Didnt need to read that m8.
>>51720208
I see what you mean but I very sincerely doubt that'd ever happen. Probably hard to believe from your perspective though.
>>51720231
Again, I doubt she ever does. She was horribly drunk.
>>51720257
More difficult when you were friends with both of them before they were together 2bh.
>>51720220
>one night
Up until about August, I pulled 7-12 hour wanks every 2 days. Lost about 3 stone because I was wanking instead of eating.
if you wank then get out your knob a couple of hours later it proper reeks
I am drunk and dressed in my best brown baggies and my platform soles.
Who am I?
Brit, hope you like the new trains manufactured by your truly that run perfectly well during snowstorm.
might roll another joint 2bh
>>51720304
>Being THIS much of a puritanical Yank
>>51720310
Tell him and stop being a little pussy bitch. Queer.
>>51720322
Gallows?
>>51720329
>during snowstorm.
What about in 1mm? Nothing can run in that.
>>51720316
Yeah, I do too, but I just happened to let some normies in on that fact one night
>>51720303
I think you were planning on visiting the UK or something. I have pretty good memory but I guess I could be wrong
>>51720310
>I doubt she ever does
>literally propositioning any man around here when drunk
>>51720329
Thank you Japan
>>51720071
She's a cheating slut kucking your friend. Destroying their relationship is an act of true friendship tbqhwymf
any fans of alain de botton in the house?
hes pretty based...
>>51720321
Always have a piss and give the bell end a wipe after I want desu
buggery mk.II
>>51720310
no, not really.
if she's with him, she shouldn't be cracking onto other lads, particularly friends you share. it's more complicated if you're better friends with him and he cheats on her, but nah i would have straight up told him immediately.
>>51720046
all parts of london are different desu, they all have their own different charms i think
grandad had a seizure earlier
>>51720287
>>51720350
I don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band, it aint what I call rock n' roll.
>>51720380
bretty good but not my tea
Regret
Regret
>>51720287
JUST
>>51720310
Maybe talk to her about it while she's sober. Don't say you're thinking about telling him, just that things feel weird
>>51720380
i like his consolations of philosophy book 2bh
she's cute damn it
lads what can i make with brown rice, eggs, and diced tomatos? i've got some other things but they're not as note wortyh
>>51720380
He literally sells a "Philosopher's sweater" and "philosopher's shoes".
>>51720424
We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet.
>>51720457
>Marina
Yeah she belongs in a marina lmao the landwhale
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/05/europe/london-tube-stabbings/index.html
>3 stabbed at London tube station in terror attack, police say
that's what happens when you vote to bomb the middle east XD
>>51720457
You're doing god's work lad.
>>51720355
hm idk actually it might have been me. guess it's not pathetic that you remember that but you should get your shit together man if you're here like everyday
>>51720397
london is huge theres gotta be areas where only assholes hang around. sorry i'm not putting effort into my english today
>>51720498
cook the brown rice and make tomato and egg soup
>>51720518
was inevitable desu, mussies have hair-triggers
What social class are you lads? Be honest.
Working class here.
>>51720518
>3 stabbed at London tube station
just another night in london2bh
>>51720551
fuck off shitskin
>>51720535
>marina is fat
m8...
Business idea: put all knives in a bin so they can't be used to stabby wabby gutty cutty anymore
>>51720566
middle here 2bh
>>51720566
I identify as working class, it's pretty chic these days.
>>51720174
>>51720187
The differnce between Britain and Latin America, lads
willy feels a bit funny
Bad feels tonight desu.
>>51720606
She's quite literally perfect pham.
>>51720606
who is this musclebound monstrosity and why is she on stage with a mic?
My attempt to get into bed was an absolute failure
>>51720566
Fashionably working class
if u no what i mean ;^)
>>51720551
I'm here almost every day but mostly only at night. I've always remembered useless shit like this.
>>51720658
My sympathies.
>>51720623
what the fuck? if you bang your friends gf here everyone will hate you
went to the pub Friday night and actually got into a fight WHAT AM I LIKE HAHA
>>51720657
marina and the diamonds, it's her job i think
Absolutely wide awake, lads, hope I crash soon, this is unbearable.
>>51720713
good luck senpai
going for attempt number 2 myself, hoping that I actually move from my chair this time
>>51720682
Thats my point. In LA everyone cheats
How clean is your dwelling?
God I am so lonely
>>51720777
I choose to be lonely.
me in the middle
>>51720713
>he doesn't have a drinking problem
falling asleep hasn't been a problem for me for years. i rarely even manage to take my clothes off or actually get under the sheets. i consider it a victory if i dont want up on the floor
>>51720771
I can't abide mess.
>>51720777
don't think about it, it makes it worse
https://youtu.be/6M0xdLO_bmo
>>51720623
i guess this stems from the fact latin american guys really give a shit that others have to think they're straight as an arrow and masculine af, so if they turn down pussy = they're gay in their minds and they cant let that happen
>>51720661
almost everytime i go on /int/ someone remembers my existence actually, which is scary and weird because my impact here is far from memorable
>>51720801
Literally did tonight in a stupor ha ha
>>51720691
story la
i just can't do this anymore, i'm so tired and so bored of everything
>>51720850
Boredom and Indifference will kill you before Death will.
Do stay alive though.
>I choose to be lonely.
>>51720303
haha i remember you too posted in the old thread asking if it was you (>>51719548)
why is drink driving banned and mcndolands DON'T deliver? who's idea of a sick joke was thuis?
>Marina Diamondis is not attractive, I don't think I would want to cuddle her
>>51720921
>600 upvotes on yikyak
>>51720900
thats a big handle
*takes off to the land of nod*
I'm not alone in my dreams...
must be said, babby is still feeling a tad delicate after last nights activities
made some tea and going to have some cereals to regain his strength
alright
i am going to post this not-very-motivating picture of a bridge and then go to bed
100% this time
>>51720921
very good post
>>51720921
just get a burger and chips from a local pizza shop or something sure it tastes as good and is pretty much always better value for money
>>51720920
ok this is so fucking scary that i cant remember this and yet you guys can. not that i'm trying to imply i'm awesome and my life is really cool and interesting or some shit but wtfffffff. who are you guys do you really have no life i feel bad. (you should feel bad for me too though, i'm here as well after all)
>>51720983
i fail to see the point of this bridge t-b-h
>>51720777
Getting hit with that myself. Keep thinking back to this time last year when a qt expressed interest in me but it ended up going nowhere because she had a boyfriend and really values loyalty.
>>51721034
obviously not loyal enough the slut
gonna pull on my willy skin
>>51721032
Well there are a few cars on it so it must go somewhere
>must remain up-beat
I'm walking on sunshine
If I were to ever give a handjob, I would feel confident in my experience.
>>51721090
its a freelove freeway
>>51721096
*you get vaporized because the sun is hot as shit*
>>51721077
She made a passing "never know who you might meet" statement. Hardly sucking a dick tbf.
>>51721112
I said sunshine, not the sun, gosh
>>51721021
>who are you guys do you really have no life
to an extent
i remember the conversation too which is pretty fucking bad
>>51721124
you can't walk on light you moron
>>51721115
cate harrington
so i got yik yak on my phone and the last post was 16 horus ago. does this mean i live somewhere where people don't give a fyck about it
>>51721077
you dont even know what he meant by "expressed interest in me". you don't even know if she actually did that, he could just be imagining shit. poor her.
>>51721125
oh god. i dont think i wanna know that conversation thats either gonna freak me out or upset me. or maybe i'll realise it wasn't actually me.
>>51721102
thats pretty gay m8
>>51721137
Pardon?
>>51721136
I can because without the burdens of worry, stress, loneliness etc, I am literally light enough to fly, and thus able to walk on manufactured beams of hard light hrvested from the sun
>>51721137
yeah the dude was just imagining shit, you're a mean person
>>51721155
>poor her
bent
>>51721171
you heard me
literal pornstar tier slag
>>51721102
lads know willies better than girls do desu
>>51721155
>i dont think i wanna know that conversation thats either gonna freak me out or upset me
yeh it will haha
cringing myself a bit tbf
>>51721155
If I'm remembering correctly it was embarassing
made a dank new meme lads
>>51721205
why is /brit/ so gay and lewd? i thought it was just a stereotype.
>>51721235
nigga this shit less finished than my coursework
>>51721199
Oh it's a pornstar's name.
>I'm a "Christian" "deist" whose opinion "matters"
Done the first stage of going to bed
(I am in bed)
>>51721235
i love it
just remembered I had a quiz at a lecture (I skipped) lol haha
>>51721254
yeah I don't have the rest of the elements, some guy was dumping them in another thread but he stopped suddenly
>>51721251
Can you not post this sort of thing, lad, I feel enough loneliness and regret as is.
>>51721102
>>51721205
whenever i give handjobs i always think "wtf whats the point of this where is this even going" and then they cum and i'm like "seriously? because of this??"
>>51721209
>>51721211
god keep it to yourselves then lads
>>51721286
oops wrong pic mean t to post thisa
>>51721309
you sound like a cunt
this is my turf naff off
shoo monkey shoo
>>51721309
slut
>>51721294
>quiz
this sounds so informal
>>51721299
I'd pound yer brit boipussy, but only if you were posh.
Got high standard, you understand.
>>51721270
made you look like a right twat
would you, lads?
there are some loud drunks outside
>>51721342
It is. Worth 1/10 of an exam, takes like 5 minutes allotted at the end of a lecture
>>51721334
you think being a slut feels bad?
>>51721359
I'm a southern ponce, will that do?
gonna do a wee
>>51721359
shaved+NO body hair+delicate features
most males dont have this.
>>51721363
Can't look a bigger twat than a "Christian" "deist".
>>51721386
silly imo
glad we don't have that shit
>>51721379
stab them and say it's for syria
LITERALLY getting paid to wank right now
>>51721416
good idea, then someone can tell me I'm not a muslim
LITERALLY getting paid to work right now
>>51721390
Kill yourself whore
LITERALLY not getting paid to sit here right now
>>51721451
probably gay or a shemale
just simple statistical probability
>>51721450
So you are saying you are not the janny
>>51721402
That does sound nice.
jsut woke up lads
ama
>>51721509
cya
>>51721509
can you get us all sausage rolls am quite hungry
why should I work if I have nothing to live for
answer me that, society. fuck the system
>>51721451
nah i'm happy. i'm sorry that bothers you.
>>51721509
do you eat beans for breakfast
>>51721509
i've only been awake for 12 hours desu
>tfw your mum is mad at you for missing lunch yet again
Doing an ASMR
>>51721564
If you have nothing to live for, why live?
Literally not getting paid to work right now
>>51721564
Working will make you less of a depressive
>>51721509
Did you brush those teeth?
>>51721509
did u have morning wood
>>51721583
>tfw mum brought me in a KFC for lunch
Based mum.
>>51721509
r u qt?
make breakfast and let me grab your ass while your making breakfast.
>>51721509
Did you anticipate so many (You)s?
literally having a piece of creampie for dessert
>>51721509
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>51721635
gizza popcorn chicken la
Doing a sleep and dreaming about >>51721636
desu
In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more
haha internet cuts out literally every minute or so lads waheyyy had to attack my ethernet cable 4 times while composing this post
>>51721535
whys that
>>51721557
nothings ruddy open for another 4 hours if i go out now i might get raped by ethnics
>>51721576
beans??? in your dreams!!!
>>51721583
ive been sleeping at ~7pm and waking at ~3am for days now
cant break the bloody bleeding habit
>>51721616
i ent done anything of the sort yet im still sleepy as a sleep sandwich
>>51721629
i do not own an willy
>>51721636
yes
r u a girl
>>51721647
not in my wildest filthiest erotic dreams
>>51721681
submitting this post
with no connection failures
>>51721509
was waking up part of your plan?
WHO TF UP REAL NIGGA HOURS IF YOUS HITTING DAT MEAN KUSH JUST SMASH DAT MUTHAFUKKIN LIKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>51721635
anyone i know who has had kfc has had food poisoning from it
i wish this was untrue or an exaggeration but it literally isnt
i wouldnt touch it with a bargepole
>>51721614
I was just shitposting, but seriously, I hate fucking working and I have jack shit to spend my money on
>>51721509
what did the scouter say about his power level?
>>51721730
>>51721718
no i wanted to wake up at regular n*gga hours im well peeved
>>51721746
its over 900 haha epuic
3 (three) people wounded in total. Stopped with a taser. That terrorist attack was a bit shit wasn't it?
>>51721709
why not??? is it not normal to eat beans for breakfast over there?? eveyone's lying to me fucking hell
>>51721635
my mum is head of the english department at a school
>tfw hear she has a late meeting
>know it's dominos or takeaway for dinner
>>51721748
*clicc*
