arooman edition
cara
r8 my fit
think maisie has been the recipient of a rimjob?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSSy3aHsG6c
track of the century
>>51658687
utter shite
WHEN will it be time for anime lads?
>>51658686
Maisle is a dirty slag
>>51658686
yes by me i went to school with her
Doing a beers.
Japanlad make yourself useful and tell me what this says: "ゲスブにカキコしてぇ〜"
sona si latine loqueris
yeri lads
Reading a book or something i dont bloody well know
>>51658732
idiot
>>51658757
2spooky4me
>>51658733
Literally now
>>51658757
is that scar tissue under her eyes?
ahhhh fuck off lads
tfi friday is cringe TV
>>51658780
No that's just how her eyes look
And if you don't like it you can bloody well fuck off
what do japanese people think of greasy western weeaboos?
>>51658756
very ugly teeth 2bh
>>51658687
belter
>>51658721
pic makes me want to give the gfs arse a cheeky lick
>>51658804
Don't do it, he's not worth it
>>51658791
>50 somethings pretending they're 30 somethings
>>51658733
Always
>>51658810
absolutely fawning over them i reckon
>>51658804
well they look fucking awful. what an ugly bitch.
currently listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LnoJDMjnLw
>>51658758
nice 2 meet u
>>51658810
At least they like Japan so I don't have to hate them tbqh lad
I'm going to sleep in 3 pod hotels in Japan
going to be absolute banter haha
>>51658757
love spooky kyary
>>51658687
not very good 2bh
alri
>>51658771
this looks like some very smart anime desu
>>51658835
alright thanks haha
>>51658883
What's that?
>>51658883
Wew. I only stayed in 9 Hours Kyoto because it's a futuristic gimmick one. Can't imagine staying in the utilitarian ones.
>tfw World's Strongest Man on the telly soon
Three separate groups of girls asked me what I'm doing tonight on my way home
What the fuck lads? Never had that happen before, and haven't changed anything about myself
I just said "I'm having a quiet night in" to the first ones and they kept telling me to go with them, obviously wasn't going to go with them so I said my pregnant gf (neither is true) is waiting at home so they finally let me go, then I just told the other two that I had to go home to my pregnant gf and a fat girl from the third group said she'd suck my dick before I go
Fucking weird, have butterflies in my stomach or something now
>>51658973
imagine giving that guy a rimjob
London looks quite nice at the moment desu
>>51658939
>>51658946
Yeah I'm trying to keep my travel + hotel costs below £1350 desu
>>51658995
looks tacky af
>tfw my hairs so long it looks exactly like wolverines hair
Fuckinel lads I need a haircut
I'd post a pic if I wasn't so painfully insecure and unable to handle any form of banter
>>51659005
I never asked for this.
ding dong
>>51659005
they look like convicts in washing machines
>>51659005
thats way better than a shitty bunkbed motel with curtains
>>51658973
*fattest
ftfy
>>51659005
You mean Capsule hotels?
Well, why?
>>51659060
*opens the door*
>>51659060
Who's there?
>>51659048
no bully, lad, do it pls
>>51659070
Thats what I think desu, its way more private even if its a little cramped but all I'll be doing is sleeping so who cares
>>51659048
Disregard this, gona post a photo of myself anyway
>>51659070
hostel*
>>51658939
teach us some japanese insults pal
>>51659081
>>51659126
not u 2bh
>>51659134
What kind?
>>51659096
Because I'm balancing it with staying in nice hotels in the other places i'm planning on visiting to keep my costs down
>>51659126
WINDOWS XP
Would you lads?
>>51659184
Is that line trap? Then yes.
>>51659168
banterous ones
>>51659184
shes cute, whats her name?
>>51659184
not a jap? dont tap
>>51659168
something to do with social rejects/otaku/weeaboos
>>51659184
suck her willy until she explodes in my mouth
>>51659219
>""""her""""
>>51659184
Only if it's got a feminine penis
>>51659126
looking good lad
>>51659215
>line trap
woah we got ourselves an oldfag over here
Bloody hell its only half 8
>>51659178
That hotel has a public hot bath?
It is really important when you stay at 3 pod hotels tbqh lad
>>51659241
Thanks senpai
>>51659005
where do you go to the loo
>>51659314
just poke your bum out the hole
>>51659258
shhh
>>51659288
>>51659314
I assumed there was some kind of showering/bathroom facilities....
Haven't booked anything yet desu
>>51659276
haha REKT lmao XDDDDDDD
Why doesn't Bailey Jay do hardcore?
>>51659005
bottom middle one looks luxurious compared to the others
Ass Creed Syndicate is 40% off on steam, anyone played it?
>>51659218
Bantz for who?
I think Japanese don't have so many insults like English though
>>51659383
just wait until you see this
>>51659406
>Ass
fuck off yank
>>51659424
that looks comfy as fuck desu
>>51659406
haven't played arse creed since that awful yank one
doing a post
>>51659424
looks pretty comfortable tbqh
CHOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InhCtNbm-4k
>>51659463
impressive
>>51659456
havent played any apart from 1 and black flag desu
>tfw no good pirate game
I feel so depressed
>>51659230
moe shits 萌豚
VA fags 声豚
weaboo 日本かぶれ
disgusting otaku キモヲタ
>>51659424
looks fucking awful
can imagine trying to move then tipping over the little table, then banging my head on the tv and then getting cramp trying to sleep slanted up a wall
>>51659515
chin up lad
>>51659288
Also are they any nice bridges between Kyoto and Toyko
I am a big fan of bridges
>>51659495
how were the prodigy so good? utterly revolutionary 2bh.
was in tokyo twice technically 2bh
>>51659524
>キモヲタ
how do I pronounce it ?
>>51659352
Then you should book one that has "sentou"
Take my advice lad
>>51659501
>>tfw no good pirate game
have you played sid meiers pirates? its a bit old but its pretty fun
>>51659566
they were pretty fucking sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
>>51659526
it's made for japs lad, they're shorter
>tfw 170cm, manlet tier
>tfw considered normal in japan, if not taller than average
>was in tokyo
anyone here seen the film 'the infidel'
is it any good or kek tier
>>51659501
>>tfw no good pirate game
sea dogs 2
sid meiers pirates
>>51659594
>its a bit old
Lel, had that on the Amiga in the 90's senpai. Was a quality game though.
>>51659609
seeing the gf 2bh
>>51659609
whats kami-con
>>51659594
>>51659617
>sid meiers pirates
played the shit out of it on my psp desu
>sea dogs 2
havent heard of it, but I meant recent ones desu
>>51659553
You've been at "seto oohashi"?
It's the biggest bridge in Japan tbqh
>pic related
The only reason I'm not a tripfag is because I'd get bantered hard for how many hours a day I spend here
>i consider females attractive on an emotional level
had a fucking honking freeze burn on my finger last friday and it's only started properly healing in the past couple of days with a liberal applying of antiseptic every day.
Be careful when you open nos canisters lads
maisie
whats the equivalent of a weeaboo?
a japanese person who idolises the west?
>>51659719
anglophile etc etc
idiot
>>51659714
read that as freeze bum and got confused haha
>>51659583
It's almost like kimoota
This ヲ means nothing tbqh because the slang came from 2chan
they often alter the letter for no reason
>>51659670
it shipped as pirates of the caribbean but the game was named sea dogs 2 or something, p fucking confusing
18yo lad at work thinks Smite and Total War games are the most skill intensive and difficult games ever made.
I told him to play Brood War and Warcraft 3 and he laughed and said they're casual games.
Should I go full ISIS and execute him lads?
Lads, not that I have any vested interest in this topic or anything, but do rappers fall under the category of singers or are they something completely different?
>>51659719
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
>>51659709
T-that's how I feel senpai
I can be more attracted to 4/10 than a 10/10
>>51659704
You should see how much I post senpai
>>51659695
Looks very nice desu, however won't be near that
>>51659760
that's what I meant lad, I tried to open one up my arse to see if I got any higher and got my finger caught between the canister and my arse when I opened it
>>51659788
did any females witness that conversation
>>51659719
hideo kojima
>>51659719
That would be seiyou kabure-西洋かぶれ-
>>51659719
wonderwall lads .....
>>51659849
No. I wish they did 2bh. I know my 2009 B high ICCUP ranking would get the ladies wet
>tfw just laughed and realised I hadn't laughed in a while
that was weird
it was this post that made me laugh if anyone is interested >>51659849
btw lads hokkaido is the best part of japan
>>51659815
Is there any book on English dialectology?
>mans best friend
>>51659878
>original, american language
>>51659897
I know, what a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1ueZf1WMQ
>>51659788
what the fuck is smite
fucking dealer time
>i'll be there in 30 minutes
>it's nearly been an hour
>>51659788
refuse to believe this is real
>>51659916
Why?
What is there to do in hokkaido that you can't do anywhere else in Japan?
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>51659925
>a fucking horse
>>51659916
Nah senpai
Kanto is the best region
>>51659916
what's the relative climate?
>>51659966
#justdruggiedegenerateproblems
>>51660005
this is why i purchase online usually
>>51659982
>not hoenn
>>51659916
One of the best places tbqh lad
Just wanked off to a girl I matched with on tinder
When having a wank I was saying I was going to straight up say "Let's go on a date. Where should we go?" but now after I've busted my nut I don't think I have the balls to
>>51659788
>Brood War
based
>>51658630
watching small soldiers
>order a pizza with my debit card
>assume that my parents can get the door
>realize that I'll have to sign for it
HELP ME
>>51659925
>>51659971
just love the climate really 2bh
very nice skiing spots there
also the gfs from there so very biased
>>51659983
i've only been in the winter, it was very cold and snowy
adore it
will be going in summer 2016
>>51659966
>texted dealer about getting some mandy last week
>he still hasn't replied
he's a mong desu, only still buy from him because he's a good lad and he usually gets decent stuff. need some for new years as well, ffs
probs just lost his phone again
>>51660030
what is there to lose?
>>51659963
A game that was made for people too retarded to play Leageu of Retards
>>51659967
Wish it wasn't. The thing is he spouts ebin 4chan memes all the time as well and talks about le anonymous internet hackers taht hang out on 4chan. I honestly fear that he's a spastic
>>51659901
>B
wew
>>51660071
how is it?
Jock if you're here mate I'm sorry about that, laptop overheated.
>>51660110
It is one of the greatest flicks ever created
>>51660080
>signing for pizzas
>>51660080
What's wrong with just singing?
>>51660128
this desu
Support Commonwealth music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTru3adbQ8
>>51660073
I miss full on bender posting shit like "Just sucked off my best mate behind tesco for the bants" and that type of shit
They were good times full of (You)'s desu
>>51660089
>gfs
What's this?
http://www.wsj.com/articles/terror-network-in-paris-attacks-said-to-have-u-k-links-1449260018
>Birmingham
>>51660147
ignore that one desu
Who let the dogs out?
this guy belongs in /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>51660087
Devo per forza specificare di essere Poetanon? Che palle, oh.
It sounded interesting, but I didn't find anything about a sort of "lexicon" of Scottish dialect. Or morphology of sentences in dialect (I found something like "she's after telling me" for "she has told me", but I don't know which dialect this comes from)
>>51660179
who's that in the image?
Brit is properly shit these days
Nothing fresh and new, literally just generic shitposting.
>>51660179
they're the same
feel as if i've inhaled a large about of toxic spray somehow
>>51660184
Wasn't me
doo doooo, doo doo
>adore it
>>51660095
>go on trip with uni course in March
>lad in year above me at uni starts talking about the Les Bains crash and the baneposting thing
>find out through the course of the trip he's a full on /pol/ack and a fa/tv/irgin
>try my best to avoid him but he keeps spouting /fit/ memes at me because I lift
>>51660179
I miss full on bender posting shit like "Just sucked off my best mate behind tesco for the bants" and that type of shit
They were good times full of (You)'s desu
>>51660148
(girlfriend is)
>>51659983
should have mentioned it's not nearly as hot in the winter as the rest of the country, even parts of england have hotter summers
>>51660136
I haven't showered today
staying in on a friday night again lads?
Just sucked off my best mate behind tesco for the bants
Just sucked off my best mate behind tesco for the bants
>>51660256
no
going out soon
>>51659873
>googled 西洋かぶれ-
pretty funny
>>51660264
bent
>>51660256
yeah
>>51660256
I could have gone out, but the truth is it would probably have been shit.
>>51660209
What an original post.
>>51660256
I'm 28 and pretty poor. So, yes.
>>51660256
flying to Germany in a few hours lad
>>51660256
genuinely might not even get out of bed today
>>51660092
Nothing really
Well, I could, but if she rejected and said "lets talk a bit first" or something then it'd just be awkward
Pic rel is her, should I?
>>51660252
as hot in the summer*
not as humid either and doesn't have the rain season
>>51659966
My dealer took me out for a spoons with his gf last week.
>>51660100
I got it with the manliest race as well.
>>51660223
>reveal 1/10th of my power level
>get surrounded by retards
Story of my life
>>51660305
>28
>still on 4chan
kill yourself
>>51660264
>>51660268
good lads
>>51660204
>Devo per forza specificare di essere Poetanon? Che palle, oh.
fukin hell thats a big ask
>>51660254
Really
I thought American people don't shower everyday though
>>51660308
That's quite a commitment for a night out
>>51660256
Of coursh
Might be going out otmorrow, got some peeps coming to visit might do lewd things with one of them ha ha just for bants.
>>51660324
so talk to her first
bit of airhead and probably out of your league even though beady brown rat eyes are supposed to knock a few points off
>>51660360
nah they have to regularly shower since they shit themselves all the time
Might have a mid drinking session wank
>>51660277
You can say something-かぶれ
Like oasisかぶれ, Beatlesかぶれ
>>51660305
>28 and on 4chan
Sorry lad, but we're all 22 here. When you turn 23 you have to leave, and make a decision on whether to post on the Guardian comments section or the Daily Mail comments section from then on.
Forgot to actually mix anything with this coke.
>>51660395
this is what a diet of dominos, subway and starbucks does to your bowels
>>51660420
Excellent, very very impressive
>>51660439
Irished/scottished it up now ha ha
>>51660256
Got invited out next week so I'm just buzzing about that t b h, gonna get some fish and chips, listen to an audiobook, wank and chat to my oneitis tonight
>>51660395
r-really
Looks like you don't like them
Plan of action
finish my drink
Have a power wank
Continue drinking
making an improvement
>>51660401
You're a /brit/かぶれt b h m8
>>51660482
I approve this plan. Godspeed, son.
>>51660468
we're irish m8. just a different region. no need for that
>>51660399
>>51660482
>wanking mid-binge
Bad idea, you'll be too tired and pass out like a lightweight 1.5 drinks from now.
Always wank before starting or the morning after
>>51660399
this is your home now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtPXFlZlHg
thinking of doing a bit of life modelling for some easy money lads, do you recon it's a good idea?
>>51660504
I try and include everyone when talking about whisk(e)y becasue there are autists about ready to strike at a moment's notice.
Stay out of /tv/
And don't come back.
>>51660360
I do if I leave the house
still hungry even though I just had tea
>>51660500
Nicely done!
Your Japanese has improved again!
>>51660358
I am confused. Are you italian or not?
(I found that sentence in my "Oxford Guide to Practical English" and it was very awkward, therefore I ask you these things)
>>51660393
Too lazy to talk to girls on tinder lel
She's actually got blue eyes as well, not sure how you'd tell the colour of eyes from a black and white photo anyhow
>>51660209
I agree, it's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Sick of this place. I wish /int/ wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
Why is European Christianity getting more degenerate by the day lads?
>>51660548
Yes.
>work wants me in on xmas eve
>they want us to dress up in santa costumes
I thought an office job would be an improvement le
is all alcohol fattening or is it just beer?
>>51660482
excellent plan
take pictures and send me them asap
>>51660544
>>51660572
whats your favourite english tv series?
>>51660594
that can't be real
can it?
>>51660573
not italian laddo
gonna become a big time yuppie like patrick bateman lads
>>51660604
>>they want us to dress up in santa costumes
why lol?
>>51660611
I second this
>>51660604
why do you need to dress up in an office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGSVn13cc4
How is my joke delivery lads?
>outside literally in 5 minutes
taking bets on how long he's actually gonna be
>>51660572
ありがとう
日本人、友達
>>51660702
I don't understand this post. I really tried as well.