cagers edition
JANNNNYYYY
maisie
cara
>>51661517
Thought that was Dennis Nedry in the thumbnail.
listening to some KoЯn`
>>51661503
no more so than american tv shows
why is friday night /brit/ so comfy lads?
>>51661552
>>51661553
v bad posts
/cum/ is fucking awful right now.
Can I stay here for a little bit?
>>51661596
delet
>>51661582
>>51661597
YANKEE GO HOME
>>51661593
Because I'm here
*comfies up the thread*
*begins to count elephants*
>>51661582
good lad
>>51661588
why didn't you post it in a sequence
>>51661593
>>51660702
still waiting haha
>>51661582
Listening to some Kyary
>an acceptable salary is £1,000 per year of your age
Do you make an acceptable amount /brit/?
>>51661597
Yes xoxoxoxox
>>51661653
>your awesome
Just want to DJ for an audience that appreciates my taste in filthy neuro bangers lads
>>51661657
ask for a discount haha
>>51661673
An even better lad
>>51661650
its a yank brit thread, they're already here la
too true 2bh
where's the fucking delete gone!?
Who watching BTTF here?
>>51661673
Specifics please.
Couple more beers and I'll start singing.
>>51661681
Yes. I am 1 year old.
>>51661699
THis meme did not make me laugh.
>>51661681
21 years old, 21k.
Fair enough
Havent actually washed my hand yet
brb haha
>>51661681
Triple that
>>51661696
it's one of my favourite gimmicks when you post it in the sequence
i don't like it this way
gf let me do a wank while i touched her butt haha
>>51661704
what does that mean 2bh?
Why is this site so obsessed with reddit?
>>51661728
Just nanda selection
>>51661728
>Couple more beers and I'll start singing.
Get in there my son
>>51661755
In The Valley Of Elah
>>51661753
>butt
fuck off yank
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is one of the best films ever made
>>51661684
yes
just remember you and you're waifu are awesome
>>51661681
i'm 22 and only make £25k so i could doing better imo
fire alarm going off lads haha
hmmm ahh yes hmmm my gf yes haha
>>51661755
Back to the Future
really fancy a nandos tbqh
>>51661806
Good post
>>51661795
what dya do?
>>51661681
>27 years
>£31,000
tfw you're ahead of the game
>>51661728
You need to be drunk to anonymously sing on the Internet? Fucking loser
>>51661699
Car drivers are such clueless cunts around bikers. You would not believe how many times some pleb cunt has asked me to reverse in a country lane.
t. car driver and biker.
>>51661832
graduate software dev
>>51661798
run
run
run
>>51661681
hmm only 12k a bit below hmm
>>51661806
flea resolution
Absolute quality chooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l9-IhIzGqk
>>51661814
Sorry I sneezed on your chicken, I hope you won't hold it against me.
>>51661840
Give us a few bars, sonny
1 or 2?
>>51661814
what do you get at nandos?
>I listen to the music styling of African Americans
On the cross
>>51661813
Christ no, it's an irritating meme-movie.
What i'm doing is listening to BANGING CHOONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DvFnp00n9U
>>51661788
Why thank you, you are so kind.
>>51661814
Nando's is fucking shit. All memes aside, it's shit. Chicken on a plate and you have to fucking go up to order. What a crock of boring shit. I'll take a KFC box meal over a Nando's any day.
>>51661840
he is singing a Japanese song tbf
also
*taps the sign*
>>51661891
Do you have any idea how many Christian black music there is?
>>51661891
rorke's at it again
>>51661681
Girl in work said this to me. Is this a thing people think about?
How the hell do you get a 1 grand pay rise every year?
>>51661879
2 is more attractive but i think 1 would have a nicer personality
>>51661841
To be fair every single biker is a brain dead moron who thinks it's cool to go fast. No one is impressed. There's a reason they die so often
@51661874
youre purposefully doing this arent you fucking piece of shit just piss off pathetic cunt
Racist UKIP voters BTFO
>>51661891
MOTHAFUCKAS NEVER LOVED US
>>51661798
That was a bad one, I'm sorry.
*opens a window*
>>51661891
Woke up this mornin'
Boy tryin' a bring me down
*does the old man blues face*
Hurt is such a good song desu
listening to Johnny Cash now
>>51661921
Much, I meant much. Fuck.
>>51661867
mean
>>51661935
this 2bh, as long as they on the organ register i'm fine with it tho
>>51661943
What's your problem, little fella?
>>51661952
>listening to Johnny Cash
foy
>>51661954
Who is this male reproductive organ Gorgon?
>>51661877
http://youtu.be/bVcj5h0WdbE
This is me
You lads drive? Hmm... (~_°)
>>51661879
2 because she looks meaty
>>51661928
be useful
>>51661952
SImultaneous up that choon, son
>>51661954
Who is this spermatic siren?
did a diarrhoea :/
>>51661995
Have a license but no car
at least I don't have to show a provisional when I get ID'ed haha
>>51661879
1
.......wonderwall lads
>>51661995
Yes
collar dresses
>>51662007
get some dioralyte
>>51661995
speedos
p
e
e
d
o
s
>>51662017
tfw green license
>>51662036
giz a pic senpai
>>51662024
5
>>51661953
VERY nice
bad bitch, double ds
wish people would stop posting these gook bitches
>>51661995
driving to your house right now to beat the shit out of you
Why is it everyday I walk to work in the morning every single white girl aged 18-25 is clutching a cup of coffee in a paper cup?
Why do white girls love Starbucks?
Fucking Yanks
>>51662024
3, 2, 4, 1, 5
>>51662092
wish people would stop being mean and just accept that everyone is different and have different tastes
>>51662003
>tfw no /brit/ friday night movie night
>>51662082
>>51662106
collar dresses
left or right
>>51662025
If you insist
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449265245994.webm
>>51662087
gonna do a poo in her mouth
>>51662132
That's the stuff, ooh yeah.
>>51661965
volo irrumabo eam ad mortem if you see what im getting at
kshitter genocide when
>that hot sickly sweet smell of diarrhoea
>>51662147
>tfw not a girl wearing cute dresses
ffs
>>51662121
I sense in you... a kindred spirit.
>>51661681
I'm on 38k euro which is around 27k pound and I'm 25
>>51662017
>he gets ID'd
Lel. Literal child
>>51662108
>Why do white girls love Starbucks?
They sell a lifestyle, not just coffee. People buy their expensive coffees so they can feel like the literary artistic type who lives the life of sitting in coffee shops thinking deep thoughts and laying the foundations of their future successes.
>>51662132
Very good
I SAID MAYBE
>>51661935
It is cool to go fast, this mentality is not exclusive to bikers you mong. Just because I enjoy going fast, does not mean I am going to ride like a cunt. Honestly, having driven a car and ridden bikes for 10 years, I can safely say that car drivers are vastly more braindead and certainly have much less observational awareness than the average biker on the road, especially fucking women and old people, they are clueless, moronic twats.
Car drivers always bitch about bikers, but if you actually rode a bike for a prolonged amount of time, you would see that it is car drivers who are complete numpty twats. I've had four accidents on my bike involving another vehical, all cars, all their fault because they weren't being observational enough, I was stationary for two of them.
>>51662150
bit far m9
>>51662196
You get a 5k deduction for using a meme currency
>>51662185
That's a feely feel all right desu :(
>>51662198
At least I'm not a saggy old git like you grandpa
>>51662238
fuck sake
I'll ask for a raise on Monday then
>Why yes, I am less than 6'3
>>51662220
Right, all day.
Though sometimes when I look at these thicker woman (not fat, just thick and well put together) I feel like I'm not man enough for them. I'm 22 and I still have a teenage skeleton body.
Missile away
>>51662221
biting social commentary
>>51662150
Remembered and learnt from my mistake concerning 'irrumabo' from last time.
>>51662135
Left
>>51662259
Oh snap
>>51662150
I don't. You can keep an erection until she dies of thirst? I mean, she can breath through her mouth.
>>51662220
1,2
>>51662272
1,4,3,5,2
>>51662284
Raegans OUT
>>51662278
>tfw you will never be a missile
>>51662272
3 has a nice body but ugly face
Ciao! I'm going to sleep, can you tell goodnight please?:*
>tfw no friend to betray to federales and then flee to ohio with the bounty
>>51662334
good night irrelevant country
>>51662278
Absolute weapon
>>51661891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMImigtIsu8
Wish I was black desu
>>51662325
reagan's cut from the team
>>51662331
3rd from the left or the right?
>>51662334
Nighty night x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZ-I7BZtxg
>he pronounces it 'missle' and not 'missile'
>>51662334
buona notte
>>51662342
go to bed lefty
>>51662334
die in your sleep gypo scum
>Want to quit uni because the course isn't what I expected (computer science, barely any programming)
>Can't quit because I already owe £16,000+
Why does the world want me to starve for trying?
Really wouldn't mind my step cousin being my gf desu lads
>>51662334
night night Chad
>>51662398
pancho pls
>>51662390
Might get a cheeky kiss at this year's work Christmas party. Under the missile-toe.
Watching Dagumi Drift movie 2
These fucking subs are so shit
Whats happening lads?
>>51662230
want to disrumpens scindam carnem su desuper ossibus if you know what i mean
>>51662404
time to kill yourself
THE BIGGER THE GUN THE BIGGER THE SLUG THE BIGGER THE HOLE THE DOCTOR PLUGS
>>51662408
same, I have cute cousins
would take them out and have them wear collar dresses
lads how did fleetwood mac manage to make one of the greatest rock albums while hating each other?
>>51662404
you can learn programming yourself and easily get a programming job with a comp sci degree tbqh
Tfw earn 25k at 22 but will still be earning 25k at 50
>>51662382
why do bikers think car drivers are under any obligation to move aside? those cars were in the middle of their respective lanes and he had the audacity to comment. what a prick.
Pick one
>>51662404
Why did you do CompSci and not Software Engineering?
>>51662404
>tfw you believed the Uni gimmick
Upsets me
>>51662430
Excellent post
>>51662447
She is perfect
Raised with strict Christian values, 2 years younger then me, quite pretty, and just a genuinely nice person
Wish I could see her more often
>>51662425
based taste desu
>>51662447
All my cousins are fugly desu, besides
>>51662466
I'll take the "fries", pretty hungry tbb
>>51662375
>>51662404
What horrible person would tell somebody that CS is about programming?
>>51662430
Yeah senpai glad you replied to me with that really interesting
...but would that actually work? I feel like anyone would say 'eww gross go away anon' if I tried that
>>51662465
fucking cagers though baka
>>51662404
programming is very easy and boring though
actual computer science is actually interesting
>>51662477
>software engineering
lol
just
lol
>>51662466
Detective pls go
Oranges and lemons
The bells of saint Clemens
>>51662493
Very good lad.
>>51662404
>computer science
lmao literally a worthless meme course`
why is the uk the best country at music?
>>51662524
'bena
>>51662507
>t. Machine Operator Extraordinaire
>>51661657
>>51660702
waheyy finally got it!
5 minutes = 40 minutes apparently
>>51662541
on decembre five and twenty
FUM FUM FUM
>>51662465
They think because they chose to ride a death engine the other road users should have to look out for them and take extra special care. No. It's your choice, you take the risk and I'll continue doing what I'm doing. I'll be okay if we crash
Bit like people who complain about having no time after having children. Should have thought about that first
>>51662444
not ok bruv
>>51662561
Good good
>want to play more vidyagames
>it's almost 10pm and I don't wanna go to bed too late
>>51662466
1 or 3 would tick their tummies
going out now lads
bye xo
>>51662561
He is probably on LSD or something haha
me and the gf
>>51662503
>...but would that actually work? I feel like anyone would say 'eww gross go away anon' if I tried that
Stranger things have happened. If you're both drunk or tipsy and the mood is right then it could happen. It's not really the sort of thing you can initiate though (unless you're Chad).
Also it's always advisable not to shit with work romances.
>>51662460
why is that m8
>>51662465
They are not obligated, it's just basic courtesy. By not getting out the way, or actively trying to get in the way, you are creating a problem and an obstruction for no reason. Filtering traffic is perfectly legal, and safe when done within the regulations of the highway code, and car drivers are encouraged to facilitate where possible.
TL;DR you're basically just being a cunt for no reason if you purposfully create an obstruction to another road user who is driving safely within the regulations of the highway code.
>>51662605
me and the bf
>>51662599
Have fun xox
What did the comp sci major say to the other comp sci major?
Do you want fries with that?
What does Computer Science involve then lads? What is a reputable IT course called?
Already an graduated in something unrelated, just curious.
>>51662599
Have a good night, come home safe famalam
>>51662614
>Korean posting about treating dogs well
Opposite day!
>>51662605
2,1
lol america has so many shootings that even when the shooter is found to have been part of ISIS no one cares
feels good living in the greatest country on earth
>>51662605
That's spooky desu, he's like an asian doppelganger of a lad I know.
>>51662640
>What does Computer Science involve then lads?
pic elated
>>51662617
none of those drivers were intentionally causing an obstruction. they had all stopped long before that bike reached them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7RpQawClO4
Will be genuinely happy with myself if I get through tonight with no drugs
>>51662640
CS is all maths. IT is completely different. Comparing IT to CS is like comparing a mechanic to a physicist.
>>51662605
acually cant tell if thats irene or taeyeon
>>51662571
Complete mong. No biker has this mentality. When you train with any instructor, one of the first things they will tell you is treat every road user as a potential threat, and exercise every caution, since you are more vulnerable than them.
Then you have twats like you who sit in a car and create obstructions because of retarded and ill informed bias.
>tfw slamming my face into the keyboard would produce a better quality post than anything I could think of throught the proper channels
>>51662632
>fries
fuck off yank
>>51662453
I know, but it's so demoralizing failing at things you're not interested in.
>>51662477
Welp, paid college to look at my UCAS form, they didn't, turned out I left out my Math GCSE on my application, all universities rejected me bar one that put me in clearing, by the time I found out the mistake it was far too late and the only uni that would take me only does Computer Science.
Didn't even get a fucking refund.
>>51662707
*starts playing the tambourine really loudly right next to your ear*
te he he
>>51662665
Fuckin A little dude
WOOO
FUCK YEAH
>>51662616
I'm a gardener/maintenance man, I charge what I charge. I work with a 50 year old man who earns the same as me. There's no where to go
>>51662731
if in doubt post collar dresses
>>51662640
Computer Science is actually a respectable degree but a lot of mongs take it. It has the highest drop out rate of any degree and graduates of the degree have one of the highest rates of underemployment.
Computer Engineering and Electrical Engineering are both more intense, more respectable and more employable (EE is basically a guaranteed job).
>>51662742
*accompanies your beat with a tuba line*
https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk
This video is mildly amusing desu.
>>51662671
To clarify: the lad is the spit of him but not actually asian. I guess that's a kind of deformity or something.
>>51662740
wish i was a cute girl like this
FUCK MY LIFE
>>51662767
*Phones up barclays*
>>51662730
Automatically treating everyone as an enemy is why you are all entitled cunts
>Driving down motorway
>See this
What do?
>>51662788
>>51662767
*gives you a degree*
>>51662683
I never said they did, the vast majority moved out the way, this is the same across the UK. It's only people without any observational awareness, and people with a petty grudge against bikers who sit in the way.
Cabbies like to do it a lot, some of them will even open their door on you when you're filtering. But overall the UK is a good country to ride in.
>>51662756
Might start a folder. Got folders of clothing, but that's mainly to help people with colour coordination.
CS is mostly applied maths but you will do programming (as it is a decent means to an end for teaching) at some point so whats the problem?
>>51662740
>>51662707
irene is basically taeyeon mark 2
>>51662797
do a smile back
>>51662730
exercise every caution by weaving in and out of cars
lol yeh sure
>>51662797
crash and die
http://strawpoll.me/6178389
http://strawpoll.me/6178389
http://strawpoll.me/6178389
http://strawpoll.me/6178389
>>51662797
wait for the impending collision
what time you going to bed tonight lads?
>>51662796
All drivers should treat other drivers as potential threats you absolute melt
>>51662797
I like yeri a loy
>Average STEM grad interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE&ab_channel=pigbatfarmer
Can't stop laughing
>>51662811
>I never said they did
then why are you even replying? i think you've fallen off your bike too many times
my brother has a comp sci degree and he got a decent job after 1 interview
>>51662797
Nod and give a cheeky smile
>>51662796
A potential threat is not an enemy you complete mong. You are taught caution, not aggression, always avoid conflict on a bike, due to vulnerability.
