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anime edition
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maisie
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pizza
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>I make early threads just so they can be anime edition
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bit early
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Righties literally cannot into humanity and are easily manipulated by racism, bigotry and other idiocies.
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AZ\UASA
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>>51655555
Top digits mate
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need a qt short hair gf to cuddle
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"anime"
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>>51655572
ta
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din dins
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fucking hate Koreans fucking kill them all
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>>51655555
Good use of numbers
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>>51655588
...
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>>51655567
war is an important part of the human experience
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me n' the gf drinking on skype together
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>>51655635
don't believe it
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>>51655608
thx lad
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just fuck me shit up senpai
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feeling a chinkies or pizza tonight lads
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>>51655567
>easily manipulated by racism

You're an idiot.
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Got a splinter lads
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>>51655637
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only joy i get is from fantasising about things that will literally never happen
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>>51655662
porridge?
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>>51655662
rip
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>Brimstone is a "fire-and-forget" killing machine, which is loaded with targeting data by the Warmongering Officer (WO) prior to launch. It is programmable to adapt to particular mission requirements. This capability includes essentially the ability to find innocent children within a certain area (such as those near orphanages), and to land on a hospital if it is unable to find a small child within the designated area.

>In addition to the semi-autonomous ability to decide its own targets (skynet anyone?), the Brimstone has the capacity to determine where on a target to best impact causing the most damage or resulting in elimination of the hospital. The missile's advanced sensor package includes its extremely high frequency millimetric wave radar, which allows the weapon to image the innocent muslim and hence choose a target location.
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>>51655567
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Pizza is ON ITS WAY LADS!!!
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Just fired a missile lads
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>>51655677
same tbqh, I dream up scenarios of what will happen after I off myself but I get depressed when I realize they will will probably never happen ;-:
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>>51655507
Feels good lad
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>>51655680

Can't be, jumper is the wrong colour.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4

christmas tunes desu
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Just did a sortie
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>>51655680

What?
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primo pro nummata vini;
ex hac bibunt libertini;
unus bibat pro captivis,
post haec bibunt ter pro vivis,
quater pro christianis cunctis,
quinquies pro fidelibus defunctis,
sexies pro sororibus vanis,
septies pro militibus silvanis.
octies pro fratribus perversis,
nonies pro monachis dispersis,
decies pro navigantibus,
undecies pro discordantibus,
duodecies pro paenitentibus,
tredecies pro iter agentibus
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Anyone seen my missile?
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>>51655735
YOU'LL NEEEEEEEEEEEEVER WALK AAAAAAALONE
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>>51655730
>realize

FOY
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>>51655726
Fired my missile in yer mam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lP65bnoWA

absolute TUNE lads
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doing a close my eyes in bed
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Orchestrating a mission
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>>51655832
impressive
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>>51655783

Lubed up ready to go lad
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>>51655783
Fire and forget senpai
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>>51655780
to the regiment
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rate my toys lads
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saw a car with this stuck on the back. is this acceptable? he also had an iron cross sticker. do you think he was a... nazi?
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>>51655783
yeah davey c just dropped it on syrian children
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Fucking choooon, mates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvta9LHo2o
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dropping some bombs (poop)
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>>51655795
Recently Liverpool supporters always sing Gerrard song even at opponents' stadiums don't they?
That really felt good especially at Etihad and Stanford Bridge lad
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>>51655894
Dad?
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>>51655921
Murderer
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Lads, who do you think will get voted out of the jungle tonight? Hoping for Jorgie tbqh.
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@51655899
you fucking shitcunt
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The goth kids on South Park are literally 4chan. They always call normies "conformists" and the vamp kids are Reddit.
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how is anyone in their mid-late twenties ever meant to afford to buy a house lads
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>>51655948

Who gives a shit?
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Floridada is a cracking choon tbqh.
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>>51655960
Move to the boonies
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>>51655960
d-does 27 count as mid twenties?
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>>51655939
>gun
>I feel you
>not wild or ticket
>not oppa
>not alright
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>>51655939
Opinions on this?

I'm quite a fan tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc909eoH2wo&list=PLDe_cA-UK8cdx5NbOgc09_tXHRh9t0bQ0&index=111
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>>51655894
Mine are better

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449179003330.webm
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@51655952
Fall on a spike, gay boy
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>>51655933
asian michael shannon
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>k-poop
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>>51655935
soon?

>>51656004
they are NOT yours
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>>51655939
been listening to laboums new single 2bh
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>>51655856
>>51655662

This is from Blackthorn if anyone cares

Don't fuck around with it
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Had to cut the expedition short. A shadowy figure began following me as I ascended the north face of the park. I was a litle shaken so I ducked into the small corner shop instead of continuing on to the supermarche. Scant provisions were purchased but it will have to do for now. I fear it will not be enough to last the night and see me adequately sozzled.

Journal of Anon C. Anonson, December 4th, 1915.
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FUCK ANIME
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>>51655932
No idea. I haven't watched football since last year.
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>>51655990
borderline
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>>51656003
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>nova pootia
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>mfw you're on hallucinogenics and the DJ drops an absolute banger in the club
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>>51656003
good taste la
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If you're not happy then why not kill yourself?
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why are gays the most depraved people in existence?
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>hertfordshite
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>>51655602
Calm down lad
If you think she's cute and adorable, other opinions don't matter at all right?
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>>51656025
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in kildare
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>>51655866
whereve you been kiddo still looking after cats eh
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>>51656091
It's just to try and get a reaction, lad.
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Aqua fresca,
vino puro.
Figa stretta,
cozzo duro
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>>51655932
I'm pretty sure Stevie was at the matches.
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hello?
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>>51656065
To me
To you
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Have you ever actually tried watching terrestrial telly? It's awful; completely terrible in every way.
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>>51656091
They literally put things up their bum
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>>51656057
wot m8?
What's your favorite team then?
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>>51655895
this logo has been used since the 80s bruv
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/brit/ is so unbelievably shite these days

>tfw your favourite general and the only really fun thing in your life got ruined by autistic fucking weebs and kpop posters
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>>51656065
>hallucinogenics
>in a club

>>51656092
*wheezes at you*
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>>51655933
>keeps on fucking doing it every time

lmao

simply lmao
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>>51656091
Millwall Syndrome.
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me mate DEANO did a shit in a wheelie bin cos he got locked out the mad BASTARD !!!
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>>51656150
Be the change you want to see in the /brit/
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Does anyone here think that metal is for dorks?
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>>51656109
for a couple more days. just boring normie shite desu. how long are you in italia for
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>>51656122
oh dear oh dear
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>>51656163
fuck off pasta nigger
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>>51656095
.. that's true, i should never hate other people. i am sorry for bully.
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>>51656041
Have a you desu
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>>51656177

im a huge metal fan
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>>51656180

Thought there was a cock sticking out her glass for a moment there ngl
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>>51656122
>>51656180
Pair of fucking legends. They were shit, but now they're banking all sorts of pussy from nostalgia
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>>51656177

are you 14 lad?
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>>51656148
been used since the 30s bruv
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>>51656150
>only really fun thing in your life
what an absolutely dismal existence you lead. thanks for posting this actually, it fills me with glee that i am not you
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>>51656011
*gasp* You read my mind....
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>>51656111
Would very much like to lick the froth of her lips if you know what I mean
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is it wrong to be gay lads
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>>51656113
Indeed
I hope he'd get back as coach someday
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>>51656180

looks like theres a big brown cock in her drink
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>>51656111
*cazzo
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>>51656202
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>>51656197
*gobbles up your pity*
So... hungry... for (You)s...
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>>51656144
Manchester United

I'm very busy, so I can't watch any of the matches.

Plus, I think Rooney is a fucking mong.
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Tell me about your first kiss lads
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>>51656177
Bass Metal is alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjaEHoi1_c
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>>51656241

a bit
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>>51656041
>bring horses to antarctica
>british """"""""""explorers""""""""""
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slags
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>>51656180
Benis :DDD
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>>51656233
i like her tongue
>>51656259
dammit
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>>51656303
This post is off-topic.
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French girl on omegle telling me about #notallmuslims

Are women the downfall of Western civilisation lads?
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>>51656280
non-existent
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>>51656191
It's ok lad
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anime is shit lads
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>>51656280
it was with a qt in the back of a taxi t͏bh :3
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WIGGY WICK WIGGY

JUNGLE IS MASSIF
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>>51656179
you norman rummin

not long now just a couple of weeks
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Literally a (You) magnet tonight lads
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so IS has hit france, russia and murka

we're next lads ;_; feeling very vulnerable as someone that commutes to london and has to walk through a high profile shopping centre target every day
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back to techno
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wu tang vs the beatles desu
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>>51656177

All music is for dorks. Literally the most plebeian interest there is.
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>>51656306
>>
372
twat
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>>51656389

post some bangers
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>>51656350
It is
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>>51656306
me on the pull
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>>51656377
you are more likely to be killed in a donkey accident than a terrorist attack
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maisie
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>>51656377
Yeah, but we're hard mode though desu, cos no gunz
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>>51656414
im just listening to a 90s mix desu
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>>51656276
Well, because he's from Liverpool?
You hate him?
He's not been good these days for some reason anyway
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>>51656306

I've shagged her. She was a decent shag too.
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Got a big willy lads
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>>51656423
You can just avoid donkeys though you silly billy
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>>51656423

how about a donkey attack?
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Lads you should eat less than 90g of red meat a day. Are you eating more than that?
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>>51656423

You're going to feel like a right cunt when his head gets cut off
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>>51656377
don't even care about some fucking southern poofs dying desu

the media overreaction will be annoying though considering that it's pretty likely that we will be targeted now that we are bombing syria
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>>51656377
yeah, youre done for ;_;...


take solace in the fact that there are almost always survivors in these attacks. x dead, x wounded.

you WILL be involved in an attack. but hopefully when it happens you might just lose a leg or a spine or something.
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need to do a SSS
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>>51656280
15, playing spin the bottle at a party, it landed on me and the qt i'd fancied for years

i kind of sheepishly looked down and said something like "haha nah i'm not playing i'm just watching" but she just grabbed me and made me kiss her

that was a good night
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>>51656389
worst post in the thread
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>>51656457
Same here
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watching the new apprentice lads

how are these relatively young people able to afford to buy in London
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>>51656490
so far
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>>51656468

im half veggie 2bh.
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>>51656396
yeah theyre the beatles of black people, what of it?
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Me internets been fucking shite lately cant even watch 720 youtubes.

All started when my hub broke and virgin replaced it.

Do you think they gave me a lower speed by accident?
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Why do JF think they're welcome here?

Their shitposting just doesn't mesh with ours tbfh
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feeling a bit sad lads

might just have a wank and call it a day desu.
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>>51656457
Fuck off Chinatsu
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>>51656524
speedtest.net
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>>51656524
call them up they might be throttling you
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>>51656529
Aww, cheer up, m80. Tell us what's on your mind.
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Mind your backs lads got a choon coming through.

https://youtu.be/mwUboG86uNA
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haha my dad was literally just stood over me trying to talk to me for 5 minutes but i had headphones in and the light was off so didn't notice
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>>51656472
mean

i lived in the north for 4 years and i loved it, want to go back more than anything ;_;
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>>51656498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yIQhCJ1lnN
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>>51656554
dunno desu.

i wanna order some food, but i live in london and anything affordable is therefore not worth ordering
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>>51656433
You can build a flamethrower with a serious amount of range for less than a thousand pounds. Every component is legal and requires no specialised knowledge or equipment.

Pack it in the back of a 7.5t truck with a sliding door and reverse up to the entrance of a shopping centre. You could feasibly kill hundreds, with nothing illegal needed to be purchased.
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>>51656566
im gonna fucking batter your dad
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>>51656559

do you really listen to shite like that?
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gotta look after my little sister for the weekend while my parents are away

shit........
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>>51656566

haha my dad chased me with a hammer when i was a kid
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>>51656566
>I'm so disappointed in you, son
>I tell my coworkers that you're dead, it's easier than the truth
>Why couldn't you have died, and your brother lived? He was a better son than you could ever be
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>>51656498
i don't get it, why is he rubbing pizza on a blank screen lad?
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>go into town
>reminded how many cute girls exist in the world and in my city no less
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>>51656559
quite like this
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>>51656510
in the world
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>>51656566
was he watching you /brit/post

that is my number one fear when i go home, wearing headphones, someone coming in and watching the shit i do on my computer without me realising

i don't think i'd be able to explain it
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is facebook down?
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>>51656614
You know what to do.
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>>51656614
you should have a go at her
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>>51656546
I used to score 50-60 on this with a 2ms ping.

Now I get 62ms ping and a download of 0.3
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>>51656614
don't nonce her lad. that's not cool
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>>51656453
I don't like him because he represents everything that is wrong with modern football.

Liverpool FC is my second favourite team.
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>>51656596
Got anything in that you could rustle up?
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my dad is dead
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>>51656644
so far

>>51656658
nonce

>>51656658
nonce

>>51656665
not a nonce
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>>51656654
>>51656658
>>51656665
fuck off lads shes a year old
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>>51656651
working fine for me
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>>51656679
dead sexy
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>>51656639
Got to put yourself out there, lad.
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>>51656689
>You know what to do.
Look after her properly? Sicko bastard.
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>>51656679
Oh :(
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>>51656667

>Liverpool FC is my second favourite team.

You should have only one team.

You pick a team and you stick with them forever or you're a nonce.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trqZFLmlMzs

Whheeeeeyy it's the weekend
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>>51656618
Did he shout "I'm going to fucking hammer you"?
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Are there any games I can play where I play as a pilot blowing up pakis?
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>>51656668
yeah i could make some spicy chicke and rice (basically what i eat every day for gym and that)

but really cba.
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>>51656711
I giggled
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>>51656663
call them up and tell them then desu
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>>51656747
The Game of Life: RAF Pilot
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>join the thread
>it's an anime edition
wahey
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>>51656735
>You pick a team and you stick with them forever
>pick a team


you're born into a team***


for example, i was born in the bernabeu
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>>51656667
What
How a Man utd fan could root for LFC as the second club?
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>>51656719
I've spent the last 4 years in this room, alone, doing nothing. It's too late for me lad.
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>>51656588
Thanks senpai, have a (You)
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>>51656689
what do you do after you lick the sweetest dankest pussy?

You put it back in the crib.
>>
>>51656772
Bender
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>>51656747
play civ and bomb arabia
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>>51656735
Nah, you can have a second team, one you like because they inspire you or you find fun, rather than your club which is chosen out of loyalty.

My parent's marriage was at it's best when he was cheating on her on the sly and she had no idea.
>>
>>51656747
call of duty 4
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>>51656747

Find the right lobby on GTA Online and you'll have plenty of Muslims to shoot at. They'll scream over their microphones too.
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>>51656559
manure
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>>51656604
Listen to all sorts of shite lad don't be rude.
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>>51656786
>alcohol themed bracelets

fucking whore
>>
>>51656778
wanked to doujins of this idolslut many times desu, don't even know her name
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>>51656744

haha no he stopped eventually and hit me with my mums bamboo she used in the garden haha
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Who /anime/ here?
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>>51656785
No idea

There is a possibility that I'm not telling the truth

Waheyy
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>>51656826

>gif

fuck off
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>>51656770
>they're onto me
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>>51656856
lewd wtf lad
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>>51656841
>implying you wouldn't
>>
>>51656884
>the Daredevil tv series didn't make a looking the wrong way joke

Wasted opportunity
>>
>>51656784

Your opinion doesn't count because you're a fucking yank
>>
>>51656866
Well, ok lad...
>>
>>51656764
Fair.

>>51656786
It's never too late desu. Even if you're severely deformed, there's severely deformed people for you.
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>>51656856
do not l*wd post
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>>51656856
Iori "The Anal Queen" Minase
>>
>>51656913
correct
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>>51656917
im an english expat bro

my grandfather came over on the mayflower, im not a yank
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>>51656212
only 14-year olds listen to metal though tbf
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>>51656945
>if you're severely deformed, there's severely deformed people for you
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>>51656786

>4 years

I've done 7

Had 2 breakdowns, get yourself out before it's too late
>>
All the girls on Hollyoaks are dykes and uggos now.

Why even bother to keep airing it?
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>>51656841
It's a ticket to a party dickhead
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>>51656891
all they're good for desu, we must protect the integrity of true smart anime purity
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>>51656864
Are you the one who came to Japanese thread the other day?
If I remember correctly, you are gay I think
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>>51656934
ごめんなさい
>>
>>51656960
>shitting after a shower
>ever
>>
>>51656989
And if you're a hunk, there's hawt babes for you.

*wink wink, nudge nudge*
>>
*gives your cock a rub*
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>>51657033

>gif

fuck off
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>>51657028
>If I remember correctly, you are gay I think
Yes that's me
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>>51657063
wasn't going to but i felt that i should include all permutations desu
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>>51656945
>>51656994
4 years IS too late though. People always talk about the negative side of seeking employment that comes with multiple years of NEEThood but the reality is that it socially cripples you as well.

No one wants to be around a boring loser who has nothing to talk about because he has done fuck all for his entire life.
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>>51657028
Fucking queer
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>>51657033
うん許した
>>
>>51657011
>going to alcohol themed parties

fucking whore
>>
>>51657088
fair enough, seems like /brit/ has the right idea so far
>>
only got one sip of my beer left lads
>>
>>51657136
was gonna do a shit, shower then shave but i think i'll try a shit, shave then shower today
>>
>>51657114

It's too late if you believe it's too late

stop fucking around and get your shit together you fucking idiot
>>
muscular arms
>>
>>51657163
absolute madman
>>
>>51657156
its not even 8

off to the shops with you

>>51657163
I prefer the former tbqh senpai
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>all this talk about ISIS planning to go after UK
>remember I live in the middle of fucking nowhere so I'm safe

Feels good lads
>>
might pick up a twenties bag for the bants haha
>>
>>51657197
I'm a spider
>>
Morrisons didn't have any of the normal *coughs* spice packets so I had to get hot ones in-*coughs*-instead.

Fajitas are a bit *clears throat* spicy haha ow my mouth *coughs*
>>
>>51656915

Is the daredevil series any good? Used to read daredevil comics, he's a good character.
>>
>>51657220

>not calling it a hen
>>
Trying to do a wank but my left bollock is sore.
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>>51657234
*yanks back your head and pours milk into your face*
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>>51657208

>tfw live in northern shithole
>nobody would notice if they bombed us anyway
>>
>>51657278

Power through and then rest a cold drink on them
>>
>>51657116
That means gay too?
Why English has so many words that mean gay?
literally weird tbqh
>>
>>51657220
>>51657252
>not calling it a score

Gas thyselves.
>>
any good movies this year lads?
>>
>>51657252
sounds shit
>>
I always thought having no friends would be a discreet blessing since observing how later life turns out, it would be invaluable for me to learn to live alone. But it's not worth it.
>>
>>51657246
It's widely regarded as one of the best parts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I've never really been a Daredevil fan but I really liked it, no bad episodes.
>>
Can you apply for grad schemes if you graduated more than 4 years ago?

>>51657305
>Tfw live in middle of nowhere north
>Work in Bradford

nothing happening to me.

When I went to Bradford I saw loads of Asians but muh fucking dick.

Slaggy Asian girls are hot.
>>
>>51657318
gay didnt used to mean gay

it had a similar meaning to happy/flamboyant
>>
>>51657318

Stop pretending you're Japanese m8, nobody believes you
>>
>>51657321
sounds shit
>>
>>51657329

1/8th of an ounce
henry VIII

hen
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>>51657318
>Why English has so many words that mean gay?
English has many words for everything
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>It's widely regarded as one of the best parts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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>>51657360
>Can you apply for grad schemes if you graduated more than 4 years ago?

usually no
>>
>>51657318
>That means gay too?
Yes
>Why English has so many words that mean gay?
I don't know
>>
>>51657328
the only film I went to see in 2015 was paper towns and it was shit
>>
>>51657360
rasheed

>>51657331
iktff
>>
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me on the left
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>>51657415
why the fuck would you see that

a) thought it looked good

b) cara


both terrible answers
>>
>>51657436

why
>>
>>51657436
Yeahhhhhh
Rock and roll!
>>
>Lenny Henry knighted

Literally for what reason? Services to Premier Inn?
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love anime actually.
>>
>>51657436
you look well'ard senpai
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>>51657436
Looks like they just escaped from 1985
>>
not sure what dealer i should go with haha
>>
>>51657372
Really
English also has many words that mean lesbian right?
>>
>>51657436
wall mentioned
>>
>>51657490
shut up
>>
>>51657475

are you fucking serious?

he's a massive black racist
>>
>>51657484

as if you know what people looked like in 1985.

fuck off you utter fucking helmet
>>
>>51657436
left has a skyrim nord character creation face
>>
>>51657475
token services to the ministry of not looking racist.
>>
>>51657328
edge of tomorrow is boring as fuck
and tomorrowland is simplistic as fuck
but both are visually stunning with the latter being immersive up until the end.
Only mentioning these two as they were the last I saw and last on my list
>>
>>51657537
this desu
>>
>>51657475
he's a beloved comedian who does loads of charity shit
>>
WHY IS THERE SO MANY ADS FOR SHITTY BOARD GAMES ON SKY 1?
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>>51657537
>>
>>51657375
But I am
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>>51657531
Oh but I do, I've seen your mums porn films
>>
is the big lebowski decent or is it a meme film?
>>
>>51657593
We need a certain individual to answer this one...
>>
>>51657593
literally reddit: the film
>>
>>51657581
Take a picture of the world outside your window with a timestamp senpai

I will also accept the delivery of a qt jap gf as proof
>>
>>51657593
reddit
>>
>>51657593
Both. Watch it once just so you can say you have, like Scarface
>>
>>51657593
top 3 comedy of all time tbqh
>>
>>51657592

my mum wasn't born then faggot
>>
>>51657581

Prove it
>>
>>51657593
meme film for students with student opinions
>>
>>51657593
great film
>>
back from work lads
>>
>>51657593
Bit of both, worth watching just for meme knowledge expansion
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alright going to play vidya have fun lads!
>>
choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvnhTrY32B0
>>
>>51657668
Have fun xox
>>
>>51657617
>>51657622
>>51657653
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
>>
>>51657395
Is that so?
More than Japanese?
How would you say oni-chan in English?
They often use bro instead but I don't think bro can express the atmosphere of oni-chan tbqq
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Why do all British comedians turn into 'progressive' lefty cunts?

Do they need to sign away their soul to get backed by the BBC and make it big? Or does the BBC promote and shoves comedians it deems suitably left-wing onto every single fucking panel show and shitty sitcom it can find so it's self-selecting?
>>
>>51657436
>mosh
derby?
>>
going for a piss, wait up please mates
>>
alri
>>
>>51657700
pretty sure its just most comedians are lefties
>>
>>51657687
bet you like fear and loathing as well
>>
>>51657714

See you in the next thread
>>
>>51657700
There was that right wing comedia who said that as soon as he said he was right wing and used right wing humour the BBC unironically cut him off shows and people wrote to tv channels saying they'd stop watching if he was on it.

Can't remember his name but he sounded funny and was bald and ginger or something or weird looking
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>>51657507
What triggered you
Sorry anyway lad
>>
>>51657687
fuck off reddit

>>51657688
>bro
fuck off yank
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6za36X2X2EY
>>
>>51657735
Never seen it, never planned to.
>>
>>51657752
Andrew Lawrence
>>
Great comedy movie with cute Jewish men.
25 November 2015 | by muslimbellydancer (Egypt) – See all my reviews
Fourteen years prior, Ethan Miller's (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) parents passed away on Christmas Eve. His two best friends, Isaac (Seth Rogen) and Chris (Anthony Mackie), have been with him in support on this night by having an annual tradition of going out on Christmas Eve. However, because Isaac is going to be a father and Chris has become famous, all three decide to have one last Christmas Eve out in New York City.

I absolutely loved this movie so did my son Muhammad because it is so funny and done well. I am a Muslim woman and I celebrate Christmas too with my only one beloved son Muhammad.

Honestly the Jewish men were so cute and funny they really made me laugh from start to finish.
>>
>>51657621
Well, I think I can write Japanese sentences here instead
Is that ok?
>>
@51657763
I didn not ask for you response, mollusc
>>
went round to me mums for dinner
really nice seeing her, the spring greens and sprouts kinda ruined the evening tho desu
won't be going back again soon
cunt
>>
An Amazon Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment
>>
>>51657593
overrated
>>
>>>/his/355408
>>>/his/355408
>>>/his/355408
>>>/his/355408

Who is your favourite PM, lads?
>>
>>51657830

Take a picture of your hand you cunt
>>
>>51657830
PROXY
>>
>>51657830
no because a weeb yank can write japanese words and take a screenshot as well

In fact my first idea won't even prove it
>>
>>51657849
pitt the elder
>>
>>51657640
俺は本当に日本人です
信じて本気で

Believe me
>>
got a pizza on way home
starvin
>>
Someone vocaroo yourself singing a nice song. If you're going to waste your time here, you may as well entertain me...
>>
>>51657826
That's the one.

>Breaking his silence for the first time since the original post, Lawrence returned to Facebook to write: ‘The reason there are no right-leaning comics in this country is because whenever one has the balls to stand-up, they become the target of a witch-hunt. Where there should be balance, there is, terrifyingly, censorship.’
>Lawrence criticised the ‘moronic, liberal back-slapping on panel shows like Mock The Week where aging, balding, fat men, ethnic comedians and women-posing-as-comedians, sit congratulating themselves on how enlightened they are about the fact that UKIP are ridiculous and pathetic.’
>>
Going to watch yuri yuru now lids
Don't burn the thread down while I'm gone hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>51657913

You're going to get shit until you prove it lad
>>
bit gusty outside
>>
>>51657939
not drunk enough yet

This rum will be like a ticking time bomb
>>
>>51657913
nice google translate m8

take a picture of something with japanese on it
>>
>>51657912
LORD PALMERSTON
>>
>tfw I will never be as strong as big, muscular and elite Zydrunas
>>
>>51657928
from where
pizza from where
and home from where
>>
>>51657984

You're asking a weeb this question rememeber
>>
>>51657981
Remembering why I not only stopped drinking, but stopped drinking whisk(e)y; it really brings me down something awful desu~ Might join in the vocaroo fun if it takes off again latre.
>>
>>51657584
yiur friend is much better looking
>>
>>51657758
What brit would say?

>>51657873
I won't post a pic
写真はやだ

>>51657887
No
違うよ
わざわざそんなことしない

>>51657895
But native Japanese can do better tbqh lad
でもネイティブの方がうまくかけるし
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EiHQlh2TJM
>>
>>51658060
Yeah but I don't know enough nip to know the difference between a yank and a native
just take a picture of something like a train ticket
>>
>>51658060
>What brit would say?
broseph, broheim, brother, brutha, brah, bray bray, billericay
>>
>>51658022
deli counter at sainsbury's
>>
got a mega box from KFC lads.
>>
>>51658096
fuck off yank
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>mfw someone told me that Celts weren't subhuman scum near me
>>
is new forms the best dnb LP ever lads?
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>>51657962
I'll prove it by Japanese posts only
まかせろ
日本語レスのみで証明するわ

>>51657984
Just Believe Me lad
信じろラッド

>>51658092
The pic
>>
>>51658162
*tries to headbutt you*
*misses and hits the wall*
*slumps to the ground, curls up and cries*
>>
>>51657998
PITT
THE
ELDER
>>
>>51658218
*brushes you off and gives you a pep talk*
>>
>>51658212
isn't it like 4am over there lol
>>
italian just asked me if i had a girlfriend back in the UK, to which i answered "haha, no, not at the moment haha"

then he asked me with a straight face if i had a fuck friend, and went on to explain in utter seriousness that it was very common in italy, and was that the case in england?

didnt know what to say so i just said depends what part of the country youre in

goodness gracious, what will these normans do next
>>
>>51658252
*gets riled up*
*taps gloves*
*charges screaming at the cunt*
*trips over the edge of the ring*
>>
>>51658274
Did you call him a degenerate and nail him to a cross?
>>
>tfw you will never have a job for life in the House of Lords
>>
>>51658274
>being approachable
FONT
>>
>>51658207
>>
Hi Lads
>>
>>51658313
i got a bag for life from morrissons tho
>>
>>51658322
I'm sure you're lovely.
>>
>>51658337
Alri senpai
>>
just listened to perfume and sobbed because kpop will never be this good
>>
>>51658342
i'm a miserable sod let me hate myself in peace, normie twat
>>
>>51658267
Absolutely
I don't wanna post pics because I could be identified tbqh
>>
>>51658274
Should've ripped him in half.
>>
help pls lads

http://strawpoll.me/6177366
http://strawpoll.me/6177366
http://strawpoll.me/6177366
>>
>>51658337
Hello x
>>
Left /cum/ to see if /brit/ was weeaboo free, only to find out they've completely taken over.
>>
>>51658212
If you can't provide believable proof that you're Japanese, we will invade the Japanese general and cause great mayhem.

Do you want that?
>>
>>51658360
Someone commentated on the fact they were autotuned the other day

I think it wouldn't make sense without the autotuning desu, it makes their voices fit with the backing track
>>
>>51658386
J.L.
>>
>>51658369
That cut really deep desu. I'm going to have to go and have a lie down. Maybe think about the impact your words can have before you hurt someone else.
>>
>>51658371
>I could be identified
nobody here is going to know where you are based on a picture of some random street in japan m8 lol
>>
>>51658393
>>51658350
how are we today then

stupid polack twat kept me on the phone for an extra 20 minutes after I should have finished work, hope the cunt dies smH
>>
>>51658371
what does it matter if youre identified mate
you're "in japan" it's on the other side of the world
>>
>>51658360
There's a good lad *shakes your hand*
>>
>>51658442
I've got a genius savant assassin on speeddial, m8
>>
>>51658414
n-no...

この速さでこんだけの文かければネイティブってわかるでしょラッド
ていうか誰か日本語読めるラッドいないの?
さっきのおそまつさんの人とかできそうだけど
ていうか匿名サイトで国籍偽る意味無いでしょ?
俺はラッドを信じてるよ?
>>
>>51658431
>Someone commentated on the fact they were autotuned the other day

Pointless comment. What does he expect from pop music?

But yes the auto-tuning on Perfume is very good in how it fits in with the backing track (the important part.)
>>
>>51658456
Im good, getting drunk as always

I hate that, never put any effort into my (outgoing) calls towards the end of my shift at the call center I worked at so I wouldnt get stuck doing a 30 minute survey
>>
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>>51658337
hey what's up hello
>>
>>51658108
ignorant tbqh
>>
>>51658442
No, I definitely understand how scary the Internet is tbqh lad

>>51658478
Lad, the thing is, this is the Internet
The place doesn't matter tbqh
>>
>>51658560
?
>>
if you had to choose between a dildo or a fleshlight which one would you choose and why lads?

important
>>
>>51658456
Pretty good desu, having a cheeky tipple. MIght do a dance later before the melancholy hits ha ha.

xox
>>
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>
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>>51658580
ignoring tbqh
>>
>>51658577
None of us will be able to guess by the picture unless there is some landmark in the picture

Even if we did no one will give a shit enough to dox you
>>
>>51658577
what brings you to /brit/ of all places?
not that I have any problem with you posting here, just curious
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>>51658546
alri x

>>51658520
I only take inbound calls 2bh but we're super busy because of black friday and tons of parcels are delayed and nobodies happy, had to tell the polack twat to lower his voice because he was shouting at me kek

>>51658600
what's a tipple? I'm waiting on a chippy delivery haha wahey getting a chicken burger and salt and pepper chips

I'm in work tomorrow and off sunday then another 5 days of work kill me now
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>>51658593
Fleshlight probably.
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>>51658593
fleshlight 2bh dildos are nice but more effort and not for every1
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novum quentiam

>>51658630

>>51658630

>>51658630

>>51658630

>>51658630
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>>51658621
it's the fact that cities skylines si designed for these type of road layouts that makes the game a fucking let down
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>>51658631
bit rude
how come?
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>>51658621
You could do a massive wicked sweet paintball war in that, dudebro.
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>>51658593
Fleshlight but one of these ones
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>>51658644
Just to learn English lad
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>>51658509
来たよ。何やってんのお前。
I'm coming. What the heck are you doing?
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>>51659245
absolute RETARD
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