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alri
This is /ASEAN/
*STOMPS FEET LOUDLY*
now will you just keep thjat racket down
no more anime posting
First for anime
>>51653507
S M H
that guy should be put down
Quick Mugi-post.
Gonna go tesco in a minute I think, maybe Mcd's after
Watch out!
haha
>>51653536
>can't actually deal with what i said so refers to what i said as a /pol/ buzzword
fallacy machine.
Literally THIS
im a phallus machine operator
>>51653596
I wish
want to be a knight riding into battle
cena boyle > thailad desu
Found Buckinghamshire's nudies
>>51653630
Bet you are
VRRRRRRRRRRR haha
>>51653596
Link?
http://a.pomf.se/tfitvx.webm
>>51652984
show butt
>>51653643
His name is Kevin
>>51653545
post rare qt nose chan
GIVE
POLEABOO
A
JOB
>>51653595
Tell me which parts are a fallacy and why. Without going into bullshit arguements about the relativity of what 'good' is.
Electricity, running water and accomodation are good, you have them. There are most objectively good things about your life.
>tfw Peep Show has gone to shit
>i find girls attractive
>>51653578
walk in-front of a bus please.
>>51653648
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/04/isis-wants-an-insane-medieval-race-war-and-weve-decided-to-give-them-one
>>51653645
Where can I buy that account?
>>51653678
>posting his private information and his picture indifferently
yeah nah, bit of a dickhead thing to do there.
Reckon I might still fancy her a little bit. Keep fondly remembering the flirting from earlier in the year that I let drop.
How do scousers feel about the rest of Britain appropriating the word "lad"? I, for one, heartily dislike it.
>>51653645
dont let janny see my fanny
delete this at once you mischievous little yanklet
>>51653679
Plastic
>>51653698
You high? The last episode was one of the best I've seen, and I've seen them all
>>51653596
I'll never understand how someone who got famous by stealing jokes from sickipedia is a censorship supporting lefty.
Frankie Boyle is literally reddit incarnate
He needs some zyklon B in his lungs.
>>51653708
>http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/04/isis-wants-an-insane-medieval-race-war-and-weve-decided-to-give-them-one
Based Frankie
>>51653717
I kind of agree with you, I actually held back quite a bit.
>>51653696
it is a relative argument though.
people dying of cancer have electricty, running water and accomodation, when they say there is absolutely nothing good about my life, you don't say. well be thankful for that lightbulb above your head, now do you, you fucking autist.
>>51653708
>martrydom
Haha the bloke must be well mad innit
>>51653698
This is true, this series has been pretty dreadful.
It's like they're consciously trying to emulate previous seasons and they know you know.
>>51653596
Frankie Boyle is a leftist SJW twat, I doubt he actually said this. I've seen him tweeting about racism and how the British empire is evil and shit before, the fucking faggot.
Peep Show is good this series but I find it a bit weird how they've shoehorned two basically new characters in who aren't very interesting.
>>51653730
Lad originated in Liverpool lad?
*licks finger*
*lifts it to the air*
ahhh yes
feels like a 90s techno night
remember when you first pulled the panties off a girl and saw her shaved pussy.
i do. still get stiff thinking about it desu
oneitis doesn't notice me lads
>>51653736
don't gas me up blud
can't believe this April bird is still about
don't really hate people who watch anime but i hate weebs
don't really hate people who smoke cannabis but i hate stoners
don't really hate african people but i hate niggers
>>51653596
No. No they don't, they want a global caliphate.
>>51653820
did you get caught?
>So we decided to stop children drowning on the beaches by killing them in their beds. It’s hard to think of a more poetic metaphor for our utter lack of ideas than spending several years dropping high explosives on to a desert. Dropping something from a great height can never be precise
>I have to admit that I was sort of disturbed by the palpable excitement in parliament, and couldn’t escape the feeling that our politicians like wars because they make them feel important.
>Cameron called them “Women-raping, Muslim-murdering, medieval monsters” – he carefully avoided saying “child molesters” in case one of the backbench shouted: “Present!”
He's right
>>51653816
Seems that way
Ever since I was born I heard the word "lad" at least 1000 times a day, now it seems that every Brit says it.
>>51653730
scouse bender out
>>51653849
she was my gf
WHEN I CAME ROUND TO CALL
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ME AT ALL
>>51653787
well done mate, you know he's aware that's he's being posted btw. An irish poster informed him.
>>51653811
he's saying it like its a bad thing
>>51653811
It's literally the headline of his column you dunce, what's more leftist and SJW than comparing bombing terrorists to a medieval race war?
sisters boyfriend is here
might fight him
Would you rather have an arm amputated, or be transformed into a manlet? (5'11)
>>51653873
I'm glad to hear lad from evrey brit t b q h lad
>>51653855
He's pretty funny for a commie
>>51653730
It's more of a Northern thing than a scouse thing desu.
t. scouse-manc mongrel
haven't even had a drink yet but already feel like drunkposting
I end my 5 (five) year neetdom on monday lads, I finally decided to become a wagey. All the normies treasuring the 2 (two) days a week they are free and I'm still playing vidya and watching anime. I'm not ready for this, I'll probably end up in hospital after one day.
This year one in three children in Britain won't receive a present at Christmas.
They won't even see a Christmas tree up in their home.
One in three children in this country won't even have a Turkey dinner.
This is not a Christmas appeal by the salvation army.
So we are not asking for money.
It's just that one in three children in this country are now fucking Muslim.
>>51653917
go on lad, hook im
>>51653947
saucy cunt
>>51653931
the latter since i would actually gain height. when will i learn?
>>51653891
I know he knows, I've seriously considered posting him something nice as a prezzie for it. Not in a dick head way, in a nice way. Anonymously without mention why, so it doesn't freak him out.
>>51653917
why lad, what's he done to you? are you jealous that he gets to shag your sister?
>>51653955
What anime is best for you lad?
>>51653855
Pretty funny, but hopefully just a joke. Hopefully people don't actually equate launching smart missiles that each cost thousands of pounds to simply dropping explosives out of a cargo bay.
>>51653960
>being islamophobic
>in 2015
Come on lad
>sir lenny henry
u wot m8
>>51653947
post hard for me
i cba to drink, gunna fall asleep any minute now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTKcThzlkpc
post tunes
Lads
Lads
I LITERALLY cannot stop listening to this album, I've been listening to it for 3 hours straight
So far, it's so catchy and cutesy fucking hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqtj7AayWM
>>51653999
maybe just stop fueling the """"""""""""""""""""""""""lisicki""""""""""""""""""""""""""" meme?
>>51653960
Bit depressing that lad
>>51653955
what job and where
>>51654036
Why
didn't you wake up like 3 hours ago
Haha what a LAD x
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-3346138/Tyson-Fury-courts-controversy-claiming-woman-s-best-place-kitchen-says-Olympic-star-Jessica-Ennis-Hill-slaps-good.html
>>51653790
Do you have cancer, though? I would still be right, those would still be good things in your life, regardless of whether or not you had cancer, but yes, it would be a dick thing to say.
You have to remember that this is 4chan, and most people here complain about their life because they are a neet and an autist or don't have a gf. I sure hope you don't have cancer though, anon.
>>51654013
smart anime only here lad ok. shortlist of K-on, YRYR, Kinro, Umaru, Sabagebu and Soranowoto ok lad.
>>51653855
>dropping something from a great height can never be precise
Fuck, someone should tell the airlines that planes need to shut their shit down before they accidentally land on someone's house instead of a runway.
>not eating quavers out of an ashtray
>>51654069
nah went out christmas shopping all day
woke up approximately 18 hours ago
>>51654018
>Killed by a Russian bomb, a five-year-old visiting relatives in Syria
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/04/killed-after-posing-for-pictures-the-five-year-old-victim-of-russias-airstrikes-on-syria
>>51653931
Probably 5'11, but it's close.
>tfw thinking about ever not being part of the 6'2" master race
Not pleasant.
having a tescos chicken and bacon pasta bake for dinner lads iah (in all honesty)
http://strawpoll.me/6176471
http://strawpoll.me/6176471
http://strawpoll.me/6176471
lads
got called enigmatic today
>>51654100
Oh I see I see
I will double my efforts
>>51654097
argument disproved
had sex this morning at like 10am and wondered why I still smelled like cum
had a used cum filled condom in my pocket wtaf
don't even remember putting it there
kyary
>>51654097
>Coalition airstrikes led by the US have also killed civilians
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/04/killed-after-posing-for-pictures-the-five-year-old-victim-of-russias-airstrikes-on-syria
>>51654110
Russia are using mostly unguided munitions though
>>51653955
Good job la
What's the job, no offence but must be pretty shite if you've been NEET for five years.
>>51653946
>scouse-manc mongrel
End yourself.
>>51654013
really enjoy Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry and Owari no Seraph atm tbqh lad
>>51654050
I don't think any more harm can come from it at this point, how many hundreds of images are there already?
but yeah, point taken you're probably right.. I'll leave it out. Need a new image to play with though desu
>>51653931
>Dropping 7 inches
Not sure I could do it tbqh.
>>51654086
Yeah lad, those anime are literally smart t b q h lad
Thank you based lad
https://twitter.com/Jesssssaaaaay/status/575075208719122432
>>51654097
ISIS isn't exactly waving a flag saying "hey! This is where we are, bomb us!" The bombers won't know where they, they'll just be bombing targets that potentially have ISIS there, but it could just be a civilian village, there's no way to tell.
>>51654076
maybe i do, maybe i don't.
>they are a neet and an autist or don't have a gf.
yeah some of them even kill themselves over it, how bloody silly are they they should just think about africa when they're tying the noose right.
>>51653643
>>51653678
>>51653717
>>51653787
>>51653891
>>51653999
>>51654050
You say this like it you guys were the first to find this shit out
It was popular in /eire/ and they had his information from boards.ie way before be even became a thing in /brit/
Literally perfect lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gtm4-Ax2U
>>51654150
would cuddle
>>51654150
alri lad
>>51654185
>>51654151
I guarantee IS have killed far more. Unfortunately civilian casualties are a part of war
>>51654110
>Bringing your children to a warzone
>>51654155
>>51654066
Night shift at sainsburys tbqh
>>51654150
look who the cat dragged in
>>51654151
>I don't know what "never" means
>>51654192
That's an intel issue, not a precision issue.
>>51654138
Can you smell cum that strongly? wew
Mine is pretty innocuous la. Probably firing blanks or summit lmao.
>>51654194
as far as I'm aware he was never fully doxxed, with videos etc. correct me if I'm wrong,
>>51654150
Posted this one literally last thread but I'll let you off for being a good lad and showing up.
>>51654173
>look through this thread
>3 postings of his pictueres, of which you are one
>one mentining of his name which you did.
>>51654152
>we are russia
>>51654169
good taste lad
anime will save the UK t b q h lad
Where do you keep Japan?
In ja-cupboard
Haha get it? Haha
>>51653946
Literally Northern master race t b h
>>51654192
https://modmedia.blog.gov.uk/2015/12/03/preventing-civilian-casualties-and-coordinating-strike-action-what-you-need-to-know/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce9pR7F8zMo
Why is Douglas so cute bros?
>>51654229
>they do it too!
Not an excuse
>Unfortunately civilian casualties are a part of war
Then don't participate in war
>>51654121
how smelly? most of my guyfriends have smelly rooms but eventually you get over the smell pretty quick.
>>51654236
interesting
I'd prefer it to the day shift 2bh, don't have to put up with as many customers. Does it pay more than a day shift?
>>51654272
what's your point?
alri
a z u s a
http://strawpoll.me/6176517
>tfw no working class stoke on trent gf
>>51654173
>>51654050
Why does it matter, I don't think they'll ever be a big meme outside of /brit/. It's not like it's hurting the guy is it?
>>51654313
/brit/ any day is pathetic
>>51654194
I'm part of the /eire/ social sphere.
i actually know who found him in the very first place.
>>51654254
sort of.
the guy who first found him, never bothered to look any further into his shit than just post his picture.
then he messaged him about the meme.
CORRR
put the quavers away lads
>>51654327
virgin
>>51654254
Dunno about the videos but I don't it was particularly hard to find them with his name
>>51654214
>>51654238
alri senpai
>>51654261
soz lad wasn't there
>>51654381
lolz good one
>>51654313
going to play casino poker tonight tbqh. doesn't start till 9
>>51654332
Where is the Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Almighty option? I don't like this poll.
>he's a sissy southerner with a faggy gay boy accent
>he's not a hard, but friendly working class northerner who sounds like a Stark from GoT
>Southerners
Literally why?
>>51654110
And? Is this supposed to garner sympathy?
After they started invading Europe I hope they get everything they deserve.
>>51654272
that you're proportionally more guilty of adding more worries to this guy's life than the average /brit/ poster.
>>51654304
£9.10 plus apparently free food since I saw some lads eating out of 2 quality street tins when I had my induction.
>>51654236
used to do nights at sainsburys
top bants, existing solely at night is comfy when you get used to it
>>51654280
yes
>>51654284
no
>>51654329
no
>>51654301
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtw-GgcFLA
Gonna watch Hot Tub Timemachine
ooo eee wee waa
might do a lie in bed and listen to asmr until midnight when hertfordshire/all my friends are completely wankered and brit/fb is on fire
>>51654301
>Not an excuse
it is when doing nothing to stop them will lead to far more civilian casualties than actually helping.
>Then don't participate in war
tell that to IS. You shouldn't roll over in the face of violence, you respond to it with superior firepower
>>51654408
northern people are just friendlier in general
probably because it's how they are brought up
>>51654418
oops for
>>51654321
>>51654193
Oh my god, are you serious? If your feelings are that easily hurt and you're that emotionally unstable, maybe don't come to fucking 4chan, where it is the norm shitpost and mock everything.
Don't come here to preach about how someones feelings might get hurt. Jesus Christ.
>>51654346
Yeah but he knows about it, that's the thing.. Also not really a happy geezer from what I've heard.
>>51654386
Well, It was all news to me at the time, and I assume most other posters here.
>>51654110
>killed by deranged Muslims, a French 5 year old her parents graves
Why didn't I see that headline?
Do you find yourself repeating a few phrases in your head over and over again involuntarily?
>>51654410
>invading
kill yourself
this bottel has the word rubicon(e) on it just like the arooman
Could do with a nice rogering desu, lads.
We are literally living in the future lads
>It's tea time
>It's fajita friday
>Fridge is full of beer
Feeling good rn lads ngl
just did a wake up from my nap
feeling better now :-)
Going to get my coke in t minus 3 minutes
>still only one seat
kippers on suicide watch
>Nip liverpoo bandwagoner
Why?
>>51654482
I like practising different accents inside my head
they usually sound shit when they come out my mouth though
>>51654493
A guy that works/ed there said that it doesn't actually correspond with what's happening, it just goes through the steps over a period of time
>fajita friday
lads, i've got a £25 amazon gift card.
what should i buy?
>>51654494
>>51654516
>>51654517
>>51654519
4 degenerates in a row
>>51654459
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity
>You shouldn't roll over in the face of violence, you respond to it with superior firepower
Why are you implying IS was at war with Britain? Do you even know what's going on?
Lads often use the word mongrel irl?
>>51654485
Here's your (you).
gn lads
>>51654418
Maybe so although I doubt he actually loses sleep or anything from anything I'm directly responsible for.
>everyone complaining about getting a low 2:1 on their essay and had shit feedback
>got a high first in mine with good feedback
>>51654482
I have lots of random shit pop into my head which doesn't make sense and it makes it very hard to think sometimes
>>51654544
DOn't ruin the magic for me lad
>>51654493
nice calories lad
>>51654549
peace in the middle east
>>51654493
ever worked at a pizza place before?
its all bullshit to look fancy
>>51654549
2nd hand books/send it to me so I can do that
>>51654473
I'm not talking about how feelings get hurt.
How about we stop treating the common cold just becuase cancer patients could better use that money.
Lets stop fixing potholes in the UK and send the mney to build proper roads in latin america?
that is litearlly your logic.
>>51654570
There's no difference between a 2:1 and a first, normie
>>51654493
that's just a gimmick m8 it's the same time between steps every time I've timed it
sometimes I have received my pizza when it is on the quality check stage
>>51653836
Yeah, she's annoying af but she's just a plot device to fuel Corrigan's psychotic behaviour this series. He's going off the rails, I fear for him desu m8
>>51654551
all me
also I meant the soft drink you daft cunt
>>51654556
mong
>>51654493
Next step:
>wanking on your toppings
![162344865-karl-marx-and-friedrich-engels-german-social-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/786PSZE.jpg "162344865-karl-marx-and-friedrich-engels-german-social-gettyimages[1]")
>religion is the opiate of the masses
>>51654568
yeah but you're a prick who behaves like a dickhead just for attention, so fuck yourself
>My m8 OD'd on 4g of MDMA
>had to call an ambulance for him
>legit almost died, had serotonin syndrome
>a week later he takes MDMA again
Fuck me, what kind of madman does that?
>>51654551
and i meant to powder you daft cunt
>>51654609
Love me some extra flavour free of charge
>>51654538
not a bandwagoner t b h lad
I've been rooting for Liverpool since 2000 tbqh lad
>>51654552
>Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity
So when Saddam invaded Kuwait the fact that we systematically dismantled his ability to wage war (in which bombing played no small part) had nothing to do with the end of hostilities?
>Why are you implying IS was at war with Britain
The Iraqi government is an ally of the UK and IS attacked them, so yes they are at war with Britain
>>51654603
You think he is doing his nut in this series?
>tfw Head and Shoulders made the Joe Hart dandruff chant into an advert
going to fucking smash it lads
lets have it !!!
Going on a quest for booze, lads. It might be dangerous, so I'm taking a folding spoon with me to fend off attackers / wild animals.
Wish me luck xox.
>>51654494
>>It's tea time
what are you drinking lads?
>>51654631
>4g of MDMA
why the fuck would you even do that
I hate my life so fucking much
>>51654631
>4g of MDMA
...fucking hell
>Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity
>>51654631
>4g of MDMA
he's fucking lucky to be alive.
Jesus
>>51654646
Why are you even replying?
>>51654644
Nice protein boost.
>>51654603
it's kind of like they have hinted at things in the past like with mark pretending to take e and jeremy sucking guys off for banter but now jeremy is in a gay relationship and mark is just snorting lines of coke like it doesn't even matter
the writers have stepped over the line
>>51377423
who the FUCK was this
im gunna fuckin have em
>>51654547
Sorry Lorenzo bit culturally insensitive of me. Should have said farfalle friday.
i have a roof over my head, running water, central heating, electricity and internet access but i still have nothing good in my life
cracked open my first bear
*large gulp*
ahhhh, very nice
*hits the can down purposefully*
>>51654625
Ahh so all your 'sympathy' for the poor bloke finally devolves into the same shit I hear everyday almost word for word, maybe even from you personally whether you deny it or not.
dat moral high ground son
>>51654604
>>51654641
please do not swear at me
thank you
>>51654699
At least we're in shite tier together x
In a bit of a dilemma lads
Don't know whether to get the gf's kids an xbox, or playstation for xmas
>>51654645
Good lad.
>>51654699
>Replying to a 144 hour old post
Kill yourself
>>51654715
*flicks fag ash into your freshly opened can*
this has happened to me so many times
>>51654676
Do you think you seem cute doing this? Fuck off, you intellectual gnat.
>>51654715
I think you mean 'beer' not 'bear' you bloomin scatterbrain! lmao!
going out in 30 minutes
lmao losers
>>51654646
Bombing is a disgusting display of power, symbolic at best or a sick attempt at grabbing headlines at worst
If ground troops were involved, I could accept this as a genuine attempt to help people and resolve the crisis
>>51654588
How about you stop making pointless arguements about nonsense and say what your actual problems are. You said there is nothing good in your life, to warrant saying that, they must be some seriously big problems, like cancer, a crippling diability or something on par.
Because if your problems aren't of that magnitude, then you shouldn't be a drama queen and say shit like "nothing good about my life".
If they are of that magnitude, and you really were seeking help, I would suggest doing it somewhere more appropriate.
>>51654715
dunno what has happened to me this year lad
I've hardly drunk at all just cba
I've had a couple of cans for the first time in ages tonight and I am feeling really drunk
Think I have become what the normies refer to as a 'lightweight'
>>51654650
Yeah, stalking Dobby, spying on Jeremy fucking that dude he was lifecoaching, now he's taking coke and throwing his iPad out the window and trying to split up a marriage? And wtf was he doing with that pasta bake? I predict a proper breakdown for the finale
>>51654773
here is your meme reply
>>51654582
Leftie, get fucked.
>>51654678
He's mates with a lad who deals it he got it for free, he started dabbing it in the morning and by 6o clock he was fucked
>>51654715
>bear
bit homo
>>51654699
it was that horrid brummie bully
oooooh he makes my blood boil
>>51654737
all the shite posters are top lids except when cornwall spergs out but i love him
>you will never hug Jurgen Klopp
going to the shops in 30 minutes
lmao losers
not going to even get you anything ((let alone ask))
>tfw I will never call a girl "darling" "honey" "babe" or "pengy"
>>51654653
good luck senpai
>>51654676
>this image
>yank flag
all seems in order
>>51654749
He's literally amazing
I didn't hate Rodgers though, he's better so far because of the victories against Chelsea and City t b h lad
>>51654812
Classic /pol/ response when they've been beaten
>>51654678
>>51654822
mentalist
>>51654809
He's already taken drugz, stalked Dobby and tried to break up a marriage t b h
how do i walk towards a light capturing device?
facebook down for anyone else?
>>51654827
woat feel
>>51654753
what kind of utter twat doesn't check cans before ashing into them?
>>51654773
>Bombing is a disgusting display of power
wut
>If ground troops were involved
Agreed. We do need to intervene on the ground in some way. I'd suggest using 16AAB for the job desu, do some oldschool Operation Dingo shit
>>51654844
I've never had a gf but if I did I'd just call her by her name, calling her babe or whatever is literally cringeworthy.
>>51654891
You got banned mate
*pours out a little rum and lot of coke*
*Swills it around and sniffs at it bit*
*Puts it down and has a think*
>>51654827
Recently I came to think he could be sort of gay tbqh
>>51654851
>this thread
>canadian flag
ALri
>>51654921
DOWN IT FRESHER
>>51654921
i have rum but no coke
>>51654931
GNAWLEDGE
>>51654858
:^)
(You) for (You)?
vinum mentem femine solet hic lenire
cogit su cirius viro consentire
>>51654900
So you basically didn't listen to/read any of the arguments leading up to the vote?
Stay classy /pol/
>>51654851
>HURR DURR PHATTT!!!
LMAO WEEDMAN
>>51654874
Only weed tho, and that was only blowback. I can't remember him doing anything else, I know he pretended to take a Leghorn to get close with Soph but that was it right? Predictions for the final episode? I mean there has to be something big, last series finale!
>>51654922
what's wrong with being a bit gay?
>>51654921
>little rum and lot of coke
fanny
>>51654921
>rum and coke
>>51654931
>I KEEP HIM THERE AS A REMINDER
>>51654891
>mass normie suicides around the world
>>51654949
I used to drink it straight desu
Just be a man
>>51654946
I would if it was just the rum desu but the coke will fuck me up lel
>>51654921
*shuffles into the room*
*does a wee in the corner and breaks wind loudly*
*shuffles out of room*
>>51654922
What makes you think that la? He's just a touchy feely bloke I think, no homo.
>>51654631
HARD CUNT
A
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D
C
U
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T
anyone here work in a bank
>>51654983
>gif
fuck off
What do you lads think about h3h3productions?
>tfw no social anxiety Jewess former IDF gf like Hila
JUST
>>51654992
>but the coke will fuck me up lel
one line at a time
>>51654931
how many fuel units did lisicki cost?
Anyone got a bottler opener?
>>51654949
I only have rum and lemonade, feelsbadman
>>51654965
>photoshopping a decimal in
bit sad
vomited for the 5th time this week. dunno whats causing this
http://news.stv.tv/scotland-decides/analysis/1334883-stephen-daisley-on-jeremy-corbyn-and-labour-after-oldham-by-election/
>The public’s hostility to a Marxist ideologue who yearns for a command economy, nationalisation, and unilateral nuclear disarmament has come as a shock to Corbyn’s groupies. Britain, they are beginning to realise, is not a land of mad old Trots and sullen sociology undergrads.
jezza btfo
>>51654631
>4g
That's fuck all, for all I know
>>51655009
I work in a wank bank
By that i mean my bedroom
By that i mean i don't have a job
I wank all day
>>51655022
*throws you my pocket bottle opener with corkscrew and cap opener*
>>51654965
>134kg
>I'm totally like not fat you guys! :'(
>>51655012
love it 2bh
anyone who hates it on here is just a contrarian idiot
>>51655022
open it on the kitchen surface before your mum sees
>>51655022
Use your teeth you soft twat
>>51654891
na
>>51654921
ngl have to mentally prep myself for drinking spirits i feel ill just smelling it
last week when i got utterly cackhanded i spent ages just looking at my shots and waiting to feel a bit more drunk to make it easier to drink
>>51655012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMaaMq8T7Cg
it's a pretty bad feel Tbh
>>51654959
i feel like you are not understanding what the vote and bombing actually is, its just extending the area from Iraq to include Syria. with logistical and economic targets mostly afaik. no real logical opposition against that, even if positive effect is minimal.
How much in the bank lads?
7k here
>>51655009
Does your job consist of you paying yourself???
>>51654972
Not at all if he wins the trophy someday
And I Recently came to think Emre Can could be kinda gay tbqh lad...
>>51654965
Nice waxed legs you fucking twink
>>51654891
yeah me lad, probably an ip dns virgin media type issue
(i can access it on my phone)
Look how fucking safe and comforted and happy Adam Lallana looks.
You will NEVER, EVER experience the feel of getting hugged by le tall german toothy man after putting in a very pleasing performance.
>>51654959
>So you basically didn't listen to/read any of the arguments leading up to the vote?
yes I did, and I think that bombing IS will helo the situation but to finish the job we need to come to an understanding with Assad and engage ISIS on the ground
>>51655079
yeah its proper smelly
forgot about that
>>51654992
>tfw impressing the normalstons by drinking this straight from the bottle
>>51655063
Cheers m8, nice one
*hands it to some random who asks for it and you never see it again*
>>51655085
7K too haha
weird
>>51655082
Stop giving him (you)s.
>>51655001
Maybe we rarely hug in Japan?
Especially guys don't
>>51655054
>That's fuck all, for all I know
the usual recreational dose is between a quarter-a half of a gram, even 2/3rds is madman-tier
>>51655130
need to switch ISAs. found out mine is only giving 0.8% s m h
>>51655053
Jezza is still more liked than Cemeron
kek at the media going into overdrive to bury him
>>51655132
yeah give em here instead
*pops a wheelie on unicycle*
>>51655132
but if its a you4you we all win.
>>51655123
Captain Morgans original here desu
>>51655124
Once had a lighter with a cute dog on it
then this exact thing happened
never forgave the cunt
>8 songs by justin Bieber in the UK Top 40
Disgracefultbh
>tipped the deliveroo man even though he was 15 minutes late and my food was a bit cold
Reminder that when leftists hear bombing they literally think of this.
Brimstones, Hellfires, Tommahawks and Stormshadows are not indiscriminate.
>>51655123
*dies*
>>51655132
>muh echochamber
Rorke
>>51655108
Le Nivea man also could be gay tbqh lad...
>>51655182
>tipping
>UK
>when he's late
C uck tales : the movie
>>51655107
hahwahaha haha wahey virgin aha
maxima preconiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>51655149
Not all cultures are as autistic and reserved as yours, that's why you end up shagging your mothers and wanking into your waifu pillow whilst we rule the world.
>>51655163
>Jezza is still more liked than Cemeron
what?
Jezza has an approval rating of -41% the worst of any opposition leader ever
>>51655182
why?
>>51655175
I've also been known to chug this from the bottle for like 15 or 20 seconds at a time haha
>>51655182
How much did you tip him?
He'll remember it next time and you'll probably get food without wank in it
>>51655186
fuck off, righty
>>51655223
>>51655211
dunno
thought i was being sound
got up to my room and thought hang on a minute why did i just do that
>>51655186
Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.
>>51655206
I wish
>>51655217
ahahahahaha yeah virgin lmao virgin media, virgin trains, lmao imagine being on a virgin train, full of virgins rofl
>>51655186
Lefties literally cannot into reason and are easily manipulated by appeals to emotion.
>>51655231
hahaha i drink fireball without any lemonade hahaha i'm mental as well hahahaha lad wew hahaha
>>51655231
You're a full on spastic lad
>>51655241
>understanding the systems used and being able to make an informed opinion based on that
>hurr gb2/k/
>>51655231
woah tough guy here
>>51655219
>rule the world
No
>>51655253
PAVE LOWS ARE NOT GUNSHIPS REEEEEEEE
>>51655182
the only reason americans tip is because delivery drivers get paid nothing over there
they get at least £6.70 an hour probably moreover here and they get their fuel paid for and everything so I don't feel so sorry for them
>>51655180
I've never understood why people listen to top 40 shite. Is it because they actually like the music or is it because they failed to develop their own music taste or do they just not know where to find good music or what? It's fucking confusing because popular music is objectively shit
>>51655231
You are a madman senpai
Wish I could sing well so that I could sing to myself for entertainment.
alright listen up
i'm challenging any cunt in this thread to a 1 on 1 fight
tomorrow night at 9pm, you pick the location i'll be there
only rule is no weapons. i'm going to fucking deck you cunts and there's nothing you can do about it
Playing x-com lads
>>51655319
muh soft power #1 respect me lad
>tfw left handed
>get called a lefty
>actually hold right wing views
>>51655313
Fuck off Ontario nigger go drink your pisswater
if you could meet any brit poster who would it be?
I'd go for poleaboo tbqh. I'd love to take him for a pint
>>51655231
I ignored the rum post, but now it's double cringe and I have to tell you that you are a total bell end. Sorry.
>>51655256
I don't tbqh gay lad
>>51655327
>It's fucking confusing because popular music is objectively shit
fat man wearing a at a jaunty angle.jpg
Seriously though, I go through the whole top 40 once a week just so I'm familiar with them in case it comes up in work.
>>51655327
they don't actually listen to the music or the lyrics it's just some shit they have on in the background to distract them from having original thoughts
>>51655380
iktf
>>51655358
9pm, Hornchurch, Romford, be there or be square
>The RAF love killing innocent kids so much they will use a £100k tommahawk instead of a £200 unguided iron bomb.
When we're brush cutters at work i sometimes scream and shout as loud as i can because nobody can hear me.
>>51655325
Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.
Don't feel like going to pub tonight lads, people I can't be arsed with are having a birthday meal/fuckup session involving coke etc. which I don't want cause I've had 5 mad ones in a row, and another crazy bint who is obsessed with me is having her birthday there as well and I can't be arsed with a load of immature bitches everywhere, but I'm drinking 4 cans of Kronenbourg and my mates gonna get me a bag of weed but he'll be back about 11 or 12, so I can't smoke anything and chill till then, I think my other slightly nerdier mates coming round (who doesn't get along with birthday girl #1) but he's gonna want to listen to Reddit-tier music and I wanna listen to moshcore bands, what should I do cause this is depressing, I'm hoping this old mate of mine will respond to my FB message about how things are but my Facebook is fucked, so what should I do
>>51655390
I want to meet the other Ritsu posters
>>51655231
>>51655175
mental cases
the last thing i downed was a dirty pint a year ago for losing at mushroom and i didnt get halfway before sputtering and choking like a gay baby
im not built for drinking at all desu i should stick to little chocolate liqueurs
>>51655393
They wish they could sing so that they could do a talent show in front of their old schoolmates and get a standing ovation at the end.
>>51655368
go away boy lover
>>51655422
rasheed
>>51655358
9:01 pm, Penzance outside subway.
Be there or be square
>>51655388
>says the Halifax cunt bragging about being a alcoholic bellend online
>first old christmas song back into the charts is Mariah Carey
That's a weird choice, did she release a new song recently or something?
I look forward to Fairytale of New York getting back to Number 3 again as a new year of kids who think the word faggot is hilarious get it
>>51655422
innocent kids live in oil fields?
>>51655390
ky#
haha
>>51655186
Why do military weapons have such edgy names?
>>51655379
You like Mugi?
I hate to break it to you but she's the least popular of all tbqh lad
>tfw lefties call you a tory even though you're a centrist
>>51653507
hullo dady
>>51655390
The bleep m8
>>51655443
last friday I had about 9 pints before I went out, took 2 and a half pills, and when we got back I did 5 or 6 blaze balloons
that was a fucking mad one
>>51655414
>>51655463
it's fucking on
prepare to die you cunts
>>51655422
we have to make sure we target ONLY the kids with pinpoint accuracy
>>51655465
I hardly drink unless I'm with mates or out, I just have a high tolerance for the taste tbqh because all I ever drink is spirits
Righties literally cannot into humanity and are easily manipulated by racism, bigotry and other idiocies
>>51655471
>>51655456
It's sarcasm 2bh
>>51655390
Thailad
>>51655442
I'll dress up as Ritsu for you if you want, I look a lot like him but not sure if my cock is as big as his desu
>>51655434
But why?
>>51655483
do you live in the one labour constituency?
>>51655483
she's a tory slag
>>51650282
>>51650282
>krauts going full 'WE WUZ ROMANS' itt
>>51655509
I'm going to rape you lad
Never been on /brit/ when it's friday and literally we're talkin about getting fucked and fighting. pretty cool tb h
>>51655480
no i like Jun you autimso spak cunt fucking kill yourself holy fuck dont ever mis-Waifu me again you stupid korean fuck.
>>51655479
what should we call them? Gary?
>>51655538
Did not read tbqh
>>51655555
shit get
>>51655555
lovely post
>>51655555
nice numbers. erdogan bless you.
>>51655327
it's not objectively shit desu, it's pretty well written and well produced - it's hard to actually write hooks that the mass audiences will enjoy
but yeah people who lkie popular music don't like popular music they just want something catchy in the background that they don't have to think about too much.
my only pet peeve is overplayed songs but desu pop can be good if you're in the mood for it.
but yeah pop listeners won't understand any other genres sadly
>>51655555
Sorry, and I hate to break it to you though, she didn't have much screen time in S2
That means she's not popular, could be less popular than Mugi tbqh lad
>>51655475
*winks knowingly at you*
haha
>>51654699
>not a shite poster
I try my best :(
>>51654047
Whats the cover art supposed to be ?
