slopedition
primero otra vez
nonces out
brit is extremely """""""""""""""""""""comfy"""""""""""""""""" with extra flags
theres less posters than u think
>tfw when gay twink friend grabbed my butt
>tfw when i grabbed his butt
>tfw when it felt good
why does it feel good lads? i don't want it to feel good.... is it supposed to feel good?
2013 /brit/ > 2014 /brit/ >>>>>> the rest of /int/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /other generals/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2015 """"/brit/"""""
>implying this isn't objectively true
me and my friend kyary
cara, anime, kyary, and kpop are shit
smart anime and slope
Good edition
>>51651001
most extra flegers are sound too imo
If IS attack brittania, I shall muster my forces to join you on the battlefield.
>>51651001
>botnet
yeah im good family
Azusa
>>51651048
alright United Kingdom
>>51651039
yeh all good lads even the anime nonces mostly
Drunk Kyary to symbolise my imbibing of the evening's first beer.
>>51651048
>Literally open source
wew
>>51651038
wew lad. wouldn't mind licking her fanny
>>>/int?51650918
I did but and Richard Osman came up to me at the end and went "oi mate, no professionals" and I went "I'm not a professional". He said "you're not a professional? I said "no", he said "well you should be, if I was you I'd become a pro quizzer and if you answer like that you'll probably end up as one of the Chasers", I said "I'm not interested I'm making shitloads out of operating machines"
>>51651002
It's only gay if the balls touch. You could suck his willy and that would just be bantre.
>>51651039
you're part of the wave of why /brit/ is shit desu.
instead of thoughtful or humourous contributions you just avatarfag and seek attention
/paki/ when ?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_F17ArRYg
Lads fuckinel seriously
I just went in a walk looking for a dry place to chill and smoke a cheeky joint and I've ended up walking like 5/6ths of the way to the next town without realising it. Good job I checked my map on my phone bloody hell now I've got to walk all the way back, how the fuck did I even end up here
What's your yik yak like
http://strawpoll.me/6175890
Smart anime about making smart anime
>>51651002
>anime
>yank flag
>queer shitpost
>questions
everything seems in order here
Beethoven's 7th lads
>>51651097
its the unspoken name of /brit/ desu senpai
>Chat back and forth with girl on tinder
>Great conversation
>Shes cute
>Randomly removed me this morning
fuck everything. i was happy thinking about finally meetingup with her.
tfwnogf
>>51651002
Why aren't you 10 inches deep inside his sweet, tight boipucci RIGHT NOW you fucking bender
>>51651003
this desu
>>51651103
Alien abduction, lad.
>>51651103
DUDE
>>51651104
WeW LaSs
wewlad
ewladw
wladwe
ladwew
adwewl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd6EUQt2DpM
>>51651089
you're part of the wave of utter mongs.
Instead of just letting me post and get on with thoughtful or humourous contributions you have to be an utter fanny.
>>51651117
why is that anime crying
>>51651144
girls who have boyfriends use tinder all the time just to tease the gfless plebs desu they are a disease
tsumugi
Evening slags
>>51651125
pleblet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQBLCDna1bc
>>51651203
Watch it and find out
>>51651217
Are you the cure?
My (you):post ratio has been proper shit over the last few weeks
>>51651217
"i have a boyfriend" is a pretty common excuse boss
Can feel a poo forming
Still need to do 800 words for an essay due in at 11:59:59 tonight and I've only done like 200 words since being given the essay like 3 weeks ago haha
>>51651217
>Even if you do manage gf 2016, she's going to be flirting with guys on tinder, looking for a Chad to move on to.
>>51651220
Me on the pull
*brews a poo*
mmm rancid
why does it seem that video games today have become so shallow
its kind of nuts how much content and depth they managed to cram in a few kilobites 20 years ago
even the graphics have aged better in many cases than games even a few years old.
>>51651249
death is the only cure
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>>51651254
*obliges (You)*
>>51651146
>Why aren't you 10 inches deep inside his sweet, tight boipucci RIGHT NOW you fucking bender
but i don't want to be dragged into gay orgy.... /s
Duty calls
>>51651200
>Thailad
>Thinking he's a good poster
>>51651306
>orgy
You're escalating things and I like that.
>>51651306
>/s
>>>/reddit/
>>51651200
desu you getting btfo on a daily basis is the only funny thng about you.
you pick up on the most cancerous of /brit/ memes.
t. /brit/ veteran
>I do not support the illegal war in Syria against the so called 'Islamic State', or 'Daesh' if you will.
>>51651200
not a tad late over there fa͏m?
Might need to get meds for the bacne lads. It's not looking great.
>>51651285
>the patent has finally ended on mini loading games.
Maybe we'll get to play some old school games whilst games load now.
i wanna make mongrel babies with a jap
>>51651218
black
>>51651220
blank
>>51651306
Ritsu
<<Best
off to munich tonight lads. what should i do when im there?
>>51651323
Give us details afterwards, lad.
daily reminder if a girl gets cervical cancer it's because she's a vile slut who used too many plastic dildos
>desu you getting btfo on a daily basis is the only funny thng about you.
>you pick up on the most cancerous of /brit/ memes.
>t. /brit/ veteran
i dont have fedora pictures but if i did............................................................................
>>51651349
Had it all my life senpai, the only way I can treat it is to wash my back every single day without fail, even then it's still there to a degree.
>>51651285
You're talking utter shite tbqh lad. They're far more deep than they've ever been. They're just not all that great.
Just want a gf senpai
I don't even care if she's chubby or what most would consider ugly
>>51651354
>anriki okita
not bad desu
>>51651354
i need to cure your yellow fever
>>51651377
Where are those backwards meme arrows meant to be pointing lad, let me fix that
<<
>Ive had sex with 7 different women but never had a gf
>Haven't had sex in a year
>a girl has never liked me besides for a one night stand
>I will never have a gf
>>51651306
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>>51651383
Shoot some Israeli athletes.
Do a putsch
>>51651397
Ever take drugs for it?
>>51651340
>the man called him a nonce again hahaha
wew
>>51651346
a bit yeah almost 1am
>>51651440
all me
>>51651384
Was quite a decent poo
Easy wipe
nothing else to report.
>It's a "Thailad tearfully asks why we don't appreciate him and his le ebin maymays when it's midnight on a friday night and he lives in one of the biggest party towns on the planet" threads
>>51651440
allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll me
>>51651445
Antibiotics, but then you can't drink. They didn't work well for me anyway.
>>51651445
yeh do a lot of coke 2bh
Think I might be gay lads.
>>51651440
>>51651402
its not even hard to get an ugly gf
they are as desperate as we are
Ah what do you know. Thai nonce is again on a friday night.
>>51651467
lovely
lovely lovely lovely
lovely
mmmm
lovely
lovely
>>51651432
wew lad i think you misunderstood my post, i was inferring that Jun is the best girl. i was not mentioning worst girl (azuslag).
>>51651492
Don't drink anyway tbqh. Took some last year that stopped me from drinking milk and that worked a little bit. Might get more of those.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R03zBfuOvcQ
BIGCHUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7euLhiMFPs
>>51651415
Heт
>>51651467
Thank you.
A BIT WINDY OUTS- WOAHHH
*blows away*
>>51651480
One time when I was in bangkok about 3 years ago i would just walk to clubs by myself and could pull
im not even attractive or good at talking, it is just a bunch of drunk foreign girls that want to hook up with someone from another country
especially easy on khao san
>Hello I am going to draw attention to the flag and get angry and spark further debate about it resulting in more shit posting and giving an excuse to post more
this also applies to anime
(not that I particularly mind either)
>>51651507
t. doughnut-stealing jew sympathiser
>>51651551
Going to load up on din dins before I embark on my quest to the shoppe, so I don't blow away.
Still too early for dinner but I am oh so hungry
Isn't shitposting just par for the course now?
why is /brit/ so anime central recently?
i'm not complaining im just curious
>>51651555
Yeah, Khao san is probably the best place in the country for it tbf
>>51651398
>They're far more deep than they've ever been
in what ways?
most games seem shallower than ever
like pic related is from 1989 and massive with tons of options and pretty deep combat/management for your house/nation as your status grows
reminds me in a lot of ways of an old school Mount and Blade set in Japan.
there are some games that make use of their potential but really they are a rare few.
>>51651501
Where do I find them lad?
I don't mean absolutely hideous facial deformity btw, I mean a girl that is like a 4, 5 or maybe 6/10.
>>51651620
literally LITERALLY all me
did sx do a sleep
might join him
FIGURATIVELY AHA NOT LITERALLY AAWAEHOOOOOOOO HAHA
>>51651620
It comes and goes, like a wave,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWCeq4rdt3c
J U S T
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-k4QRIxefk
>>51651613
weak cunt
Going out later
Not planning on going out out but we'll see how the night takes me
>>51651555
My m8s who have been say the same thing, either thailad is hideously ugly and autistic or he's into things you'd find it hard to acquire in the tourist areas. Think it's both desu (ugly autistic nonce)
I need to go get my hair cut but I forgot what number lads
I think it's a 6? with an 8?
>>51651620
Hampshire on = anime off = not anime
>>51651656
>>51651656
I want to go out but I've got no mates, feels bad lad
>>51651642
Think he said he was going to do a nap
>>51651656
This doesn't make sense
Lmao weeb on Pointless
pretty good tune here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRELaLzGFo
>>51651635
>2 options that aren't "do nothing"
Woah, slow down lad! That's so deep that I'm drowning!
>>51651645
like a whisper in a fever dream...was it real?
>>51651638
just go to a trashy club that lets anyone in
wait until like 2-3am when all the decent looking girls have been taken home by the alpha males and then you should be left with the rest who are all so desperate to feel a bit of intimacy in their shitty life for once they will literally have sex with anyone in their drunken haze
works like a charm every time
>>51651630
Why are you shitposting on /int/ annoying everyone when you could be out having a good time? Is your child trafficking pimp late?
>>51651705
St Ives, Cambs, meet you in Nelly's
>>51651706
Does mate, I'm going out but I don't wanna go out out but if I'm already out and it's a good night I might end up out out
>>51651649
Love listening to superstitious people. Their lives seem so much more fun and interesting.
Top banter from ITV
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/outrage-itv-cut-footage-ainsley-6953704?ICID=FB_mirror_main
>you will never be this horse
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1449250711216.jpg
gonna try and get a gf tonight lads. im going out with friends
or i could have some chubby uninteresting girl come over to shag
which should i do?
>>51651725
not much different from the Mount and Blade parties when you visit the Lords manor
and the options lead to different results.
Is their anyway to get a gf without social
media or going to fucking clubs?
>>51651757
hmmm well when you put it like that
pretty good tune here lads, have a good night y'all
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8
bye, or should I say, adios!
>>51651480
>เฒ่าหัวงู สีขาว คนเดียวที่ พูดถึง ตัวเอง
>>51651742
I have a steady girlfriend, and I don't want to go out getting shit faced every Friday night anymore..
I had a lovely meal at a restaurant tonight, got home about 2 hours ago. I usually don't post about my personal life anymore because it makes you lads sperg out more than anything.
>>51651799
cheeky
doing a really hard poo lads
>>51651757
I live nowhere near there, maybe next time la
>>51651738
I consume the lifeless moments of shadows.
>>51651855
good luck lad, you can do it
>>51651805
That's exactly my point lad. Games are nowhere near being more shallow than they used to be. When your benchmark is 2 whole options, I'd say it's fair to dismiss you entirely.
>>51651841
look at this faggot cunt. kys pls
>>51651841
FONT
>>51651865
No one does mate haha
Literally all me
>>51651841
is your gf a local?
>>51651855
try hard but not too hard you dont want haemorrhoids !x
>>51651819
Indians are what Muslims would be like if they were actually happy and enjoyed life.
>>51651705
Some of the guys at the gym invited me out, but I'm not sure I want to go to a black nightclub. They said it's all African music and the like. I'm not even into black girls desu Also, I'm really tired.
>>51651855
is there consensus among the medical community over what's better constipation or diarrhea
*does a whisk(e)y drink*
>>51651874
my katana ready to strike down any who stand in my way
>>51651936
That's a risk(e)y drunk
>>51651923
better out than in
>>51651881
>Games are nowhere near being more shallow than they used to be.
alright then what games totally surpass anything else in depth?
the most modern one I can think of is Dwarf Fortress.
>>51651837
Why on Earth do languages like this exist? No only fucking Europe managed to conquer the world, every other culture was spending centuries just writing shit down with their overly complex text, it must take hours to write anything down when every word is a mini piece of art.
>>51651841
>hurr durr my life is so gr8 you guys are fucking spergs who live shit lives but i still beg it for your attention
god you're pathetic pham
>send picture of my kot to qt lab partner
>"I like doggy better"
>>51651936
Gonna do a vodka drink next?
A lager drink, a cider drink?
>>51651913
I would actually like that t b h
>tfw a black girl with a massive arse will never dagger you while your black m8s go "awwwwww shit faaaam, aww kiss me teeth she bad son" and wave their arms about and stuff
And then you take her home and shag her. Mmm.
>>51651957
I'm tempted to go with it tonight desu. Might see what's on offer at the super marche this e'en
>>51651963
Literally any open world game gives you more freedom and depth than that samurai games does.
>>51651976
>this post
g-d your pathetic fam
going to get absolutely pissed tonight
>>51651969
relevant lindybeige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiVs05yq9-o
tldr chinese are morons
>when you're ready for a mad one with the m8s but you're back home from uni for the weekend
it's nice to see family but it's not the same ;_;
>>51651989
*sings the songs that remind me of the good times*
>>51651976
I'll just go back to ignoring you then, almost bed time anyway for me anyway lad, cheer up.
>>51652015
his pathetic senpai?
eh?
>>51651985
>canada
>does science
>considered qt by an autist
She's a chink isn't she?
Just spent 5 hours decorating my house with items in fallout
Time well spent
>>51652017
Haha that sounds funny coming from a yank
"Pissed" is like first stage drunk, if you wanna emphasise use something like absolutely wankered, or trollied, or rat-arsed
>>51652015
>defending some idiot in thailand
>being 'chosen'
smdh
>>51652011
Just because a game is open world doesn't mean it has depth
Fallout has very little depth, GTA has very little depth
Freedom, sure but what is freedom without depth to swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-zK1S5Dws
>>51652072
Nope, white brunette
going to get utterly scandalised tonight lads
>>51652017
What's got your goat, lad?
>>51652066
fuck off
>>51652077
i just meant im going to get really mad
but no actually thats good to know. im going to get wankered
WHERE THERE IS CHEESE THERE ARE RATS
WHEREVER THERE ARE RATS THERE ARE CATS
WHEREVER THERE ARE CATS THERE ARE DOGS
IF YOU GOT THE DOGS YOU GOT BITCHES
BITCHES ALWAYS OUT TO PUT THEIR PAWS ON YOUR RICHES
>>51652066
good go
>>51652076
After spending fucking ages building a fence around my territory I realized what an absolute waste of time it is so I just installed an army of turrets, beds and resources and left it how it is.
>>51652107
Don't believe you Chang, fuck off.
going to get absolutely nuclear tonight lads
might start buying people albums at christmas and birthdays like the olden days
it's just about the only thing you can be sure they won't buy for themselves
who wants some banging UK garage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwkYpWVWq8
>>51652095
>Samurai game has 3 choices
>Do that, this or leave
>Open world game has these choices in every single moment of gameplay
That's more depth.
>>51652107
tell her to hmu asap im going absolutely bollocks to the wallocks off my nut from loneliness
Going to get very very drunk tonight lads
going to get absolutely Syria'd tonight lads
>>51652004
A couple of them are really well spoken (one is in the army), the rest are normal, and there's one guy who speaks exactly like that.
Give me things to put on my senpaitachi secret santa list
Literally anything that isnt gay or anime
http://i.4cdn.org/f/bluenow.swf
>>51652137
Fuck off Rasheed
Job in Manchester or within 10 miles of, please
Going to get overwhelmed with love and compassion for our saviour Jesus Christ tonight lads
Me and the lads.
going to get tispy tonight lads
might steal a traffic cone and put it in my shared kitchen like a trophy
>>51652186
a ford pinto
>>51652169
She's mine, fuck off bender x
anime
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM
>>51652221
Me on the right
>>51652011
open world means nothing
what open world games that came out recently are anything other than gigantic uninteractive sandboxes?
ironically GTA5 is probably the "deepest" sandbox game of late and that's not saying a lot.
>>51652157
nice
you like bassline too?
>>51652221
me in the pot
>I only listen to indie, alt, emo, punk, pop punk, etc
>tfw my m8s only listen to lad house and always make fun of my music
;_;
>>51652231
I said not gay
>>51652251
oh we can share cant we
you dont mind used goods
i wont touch her bumhole
>>51652221
Me behind the pole
>>51652252
don't post my waifu fucker or it'll be you on the floor next time
>>51652279
All of those games were interactive as fuck but you're not talking about interactivity. You're talking about actions having consequences, you just don't realise that's what you're talking about.
>>51652320
A two-tape copy of Titanic on VHS,
>>51652341
Toshino Kyouko pls go
>>51652221
me on the top right with my essex gf
How old are you lads and what do you do? I'm curious
21 and I work in an office
>>51652227
Don't know if you've ever been Birmingham but there's a massive library there with this fountain in front of it, anyway around this fountain there's these black statue and last time I was there in the morning they were all wearing traffic cone hats haha it was mental
>>51652305
>alt
Alternative isn't a genre. No wonder your friends laugh at you, you fucking spacker.
>>51652353
Okay
>>51652380
25 doing a masters
A NU CHAIKA BREEKI
miss thailand lads. (the country)
>>51652166
m8 you've never played it so how can you say your options are so limited?
even Mount and Blade vanilla you can't control your troops on the battlefield or do much in the way of nation management/international or internal politics.
Choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4
>>51652380
48, I'm a roadie for Celine Dion.
>>51652380
24
NEET
>>51652380
21
Gay pornstar
>>51652305
they're right to laugh at you.
>>51652380
19 and I work in a office
>>51652380
I'm 33 and I'm a trainee shoe shop attendant for JJB Sports
>>51652413
Bullshit, that can't be miss thailand, she's white
>bus is packed
>qt gets on and sits next to me
>alright, alright, keep calm lad.png
>see out of the corner of my eye she's using her phone
>remember I have a whatsapp message I haven't replied to, perfect opportunity right here
>Get it out, take my time to reply to this message, add a few smileys, hope she's looking
>yeah that's right sweetheart I'm a normie
>turn my music up a bit so she can hear, bit of stone roses, looks like she might be into that, good northern lass
>think I've absolutely nailed it, she'll defo smile at me when I get off
>next stop
>she goes to the top deck
>mfw
>>51652380
19
IT helldesk
>>51652413
thaiyank? come back then.. teach English or something.
>>51652305
UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST
>>51652350
>You're talking about actions having consequences
I'm talking about depth in general, but yes actions have far more consequence than literally anything you can do in any of these "open world" games.
>>51652410
This post was very good.
>>51652380
19
full time neetie weetie
Which videogame let me play as a british king?
>>51652455
very good post
doing a normie
>>51652221
me with the hair
>>51652502
Kekkings 2
>>51652380
18 & NEET
honestly can't imagine myself working ever ever
will either join the army or kill myself when my NEET time is up
>>51652502
>songhai
You can't even meme right.
>>51652417
>even Mount and Blade vanilla you can't control your troops on the battlefield
Confirmed for talking absolute shite in your desperation to talk about this weebshit game. Just ask if someone's played it next time, you fucking spaz.
>>51652502
Crusader Kings 2, Europa Universalis 4
>real are out of copa del rey
>mfw
>>51652502
shitloads
>>51652430
Is this unironic?
What the fuck are you gonna do for the rest of your life?
>>51652466
am definitely thinking about a way to come back. have to finish grad school first.
i'll grab a pint with you in bangkok if I do. Was only there for 2 days so didn't really see much at all
