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very late evening edition
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>>51582066
wankers
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>>51582091
lisicki
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>lisicki blowing thailad the fuck out
never thought I'd see the day
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doing a hentai
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pole
http://strawpoll.me/6164239
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>>51582106
what is he saying? i've had him filtered for yonks 2bh
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First for going to war.
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Marina
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>>51582114
>>move to the land of massive party drugs and ladibois
>>decides to post on 4chan
>man something is beta about him
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>>51582135
where's she from
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>>51582145
Wales
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>>51582114
he used to use a trip tbf

then I reported him for rulebreaking then he got perm banned for ban evading
>mfw
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>>51582157
who is she
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Why are Americans so shit at domestic terrorism? I've never seen a lunatic American shooter get more than 20 kills until today and even then it took 3 of them, ISIS killed over 100+ people in a major city and almost got away with it. Americans need to step their terrorism game up senpai
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maisie
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>>51582168
my gf
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>>51582114
>yonks

what is this gimmick? never seen before
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>>51582168
lisickis sister
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>>51582189
just means "for ages"
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>>51582172
Even the high school massacre leaderboard is topped by a gook sm
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Half an hour until I can go home
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what's an acceptable amount of words to be under for a 3000 word essay?
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>>51582215
2,999
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>>51582197
>looks like a paki
>being my sister

nah i have rich white genetics
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>>51582215
I always go over desu, more often I worry about what to cut out.
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Why are you still awake lads?

>tfw NEET
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>>51582254
At work
Finished it all up like 2 hours ago so I've been just waiting around to go home
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>>51582248
absolute mong
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>>51582215
Generally I stick to 100 under or 100 over.
Never been penalised for it, so I assume thats grand. But your institution might have different standards.
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the bernadino shooter was a devout muslim

mfw
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>>51582215
our uni says + or - 10%, so 2700
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>>51582305
we /war/ now (more than before)
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>>51582215
10%
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>>51582248
rich as in high in fat, yes
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>>51582305
>tfw tons of muzzies at my school
Getting a bit worried one will just blow up the concourse or something

Lucky I try to stay out of high-traffic areas
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>>51582306
>>51582340
this suits me better than the other answers so i shall take this
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>>51582336
Blowing up skyscrapers is ok but killing Californians makes it personal
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>>51582375
oh yes
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gonna have a wank and then off to bed, lads
give me a pornstar
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>I always go over desu, more often I worry about what to cut out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vSf0cA9qY
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rate me lads
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>>51582409
Bailey Jay
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Do you think Mark will fuck the qt historian before the end of this season, /brit/?
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Got an interview at 10AM which I have to get a bus to at 9 and wake up at 8.

JUST
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>>51582454
what job mate
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cant control my horny level lads
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have a wank
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9/11 was 15 years ago
we were officially at war for 13 of those years

WW2 was only 6 years long
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>exam in 12 hours
reckon I ought to start studying
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>>51582482
if i go 12 hours without a fap i start to turn gay
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sorted

cba reading through it again so i'm just gonna hand it straight in haha
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>>51582349
I was never really worried about the Muslims at my uni but they are targeting some pretty mundane shit now; cafes, small music venues, literally where Yank cities. Wouldn't put it past them to do something at a uni now desu.
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>>51582517
>tfw done midterm exams and have a month off
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>>51582477
Office admin m8
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>>51582551
>midterm
Do they not do semesters in Canada?
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>>51582538
My uni panders really heavily to them but I can see it happening since there are a lot of hardcore wankers there

It's just random civilians uprising so it can be anywhere
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>>51582551
*beheads you*
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>>51582530
M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
AHAHA
N
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>>51582584
Reminder that worrying about it is exactly what they want you to do
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>>51582583
Most courses run all year but we have two terms
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5 days until exam results lads

absolutely cacking it
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might smoke DUDE weed LMAO and wank cause im so bored
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>>51582604
Not really worried, just thinking [spoiler] what a thrill [/spoiler] it would be
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>>51582600
did it! waheyy
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>>51582631
Mine are tomorrow haha gonna do a graduate
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>>51582584
The more you pander to them the worse they get desu. The French literally allowed parts of Paris to be turned into areas where secular law doesn't exist, indistinguishable from a Muslim country, yet they still attacked.
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drinking some lucozade
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Wanna play a game of chess lads?
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>>51582644
good lad
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>>51582668
'bena
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>>51582644
>Smoking weed out of boredom
I can just tell your life is fucking shite t b h
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>>51582673
King prawn moves two

You're up kiddo
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>>51582673
yes

but i can't in good conscience
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>>51582682
no I'm not him
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>>51582710
sure
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>>51582696
G6
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>>51582695
opposite actually. my life is quite good

you'd hate me if you saw me cause of how normie i am
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alri.. wot?
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>>51582739
alri
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>>51582739
Happy birthday!
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>>51582733
Doubt it t b h I pity turbo normies
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>be american
>get shot
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>>51582746
hello
>>51582749
thank
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>>51582739
Happy birthday!
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>>51582733
>posts on a mongolian waifuswap imageboard
>calls himself a normie
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>>51582785
thank
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Wonder if we will ever get to the point where terrorist attacks in Europe are so common that they just become a fact of life, like mass shootings are in Burgerland?
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Who are you killing kiddo, old man?
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>>51582825
things were worse than this in the 80s and 90s dude...
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>>51582842
*calling
>not "killing"
Freudian slip
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desu
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>tfw spamming Ciri images on late night uni yikyak
fun knowing that i'm pissing off a few normies tbqh
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>>51582825
So like life in northern ireland
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>>51582842
>>51582875
>babby's first hypermodern
fuck and don't come back until you have an opening which isn't 1500-tier
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it's doing a rain
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Did the shitposting Kiwi leave?

I'm out for blood....
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desu senpai
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>Ahh, chess. The game of gentlemen
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>>51582846
>things were worse than this in the 80s and 90s dude...
Not in your country. In Northern Ireland sure. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>51582937
Yeah I died
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>>51582937
Every Kiwi's a shitposter tbqh
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>>51582950
rugby's the 'game of gentlemen' you dumb cunt seppo

why dont you just kill yourself?
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>>51582937
>yfw the last good one was tiberian sun
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>>51582951
Taigs go away please
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posting on a japanese animation website
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fucking hate muzzies

would unironically have them all executed or deported
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>>51582973
rugby's a sport not a game
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>>51582975
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>>51582996
destroying the lives of seppos is a game
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baka
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>we're going to bomb the sand people
Are there any funny mad leftie screenshots yet?
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>>51583016
that was over the line
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>>51582786
wish i could just have you watch my life

im very normie. definition of it, although i dont have a gf

>loving family
>handsome
>tall
>good job
>rich parents
>friends
>go out and get smashed every weekend
>pull an average amount (could be more)
>travel
>have all social media accounts
>stay in hostels and hangout with other normies from different countries at our normie conventions(clubs)
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>>51583022
loads
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>>51583029
your waistline goes over the line
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gf sent me this

She looks pissed off trying to think what I might have done
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>>51583038
if you're so handsome then why dont you post a timestamped image of your face ? (:

>inb4 muh 4chan boogeyman
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>>51583056
that doesn't make sense
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this is kinda lol xd randum but have any of you ridden in a helicopter? what was it like? do you get that zero g feel all the time?
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>>51583072
poor cunt
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>>51583072
kek i remember that thread
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>>51583086
i'm sorry that inference is a foreign idea to americans but "the line" is obviously the lining of your pants, and therein i was saying that your gut protrudes your pants

hmmm fatty? do you understand? yes? :)
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desu܂
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>>51583131
go on
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>>51583133
s-stop
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who else /americanandnotfat/ here?
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>>51582999
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>gas 6 million jews
>"it's just a prank bro"
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goodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening
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>tfw your mum and dad shagging in the next room
>tfw you hear what is presumably your mum's arse slapping against your dad as he shags her from behind
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lads forgive me but can someone explain that picture of lisicki is not actyalyl him right? it's soem irish guy? i literallt come here all the time and i dont get it
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>>51583151
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>>51583149
a Russian posted a few images of that girl claiming it was them, got like 100 replies laughing at him
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I really want to disassemble and reassemble and engine but ive no way of getting one home

>>51583177
at 4am? bit late
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>>51583178
>it's not him right?

fuck off lisicki you perma virg
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>>51583151
lol no im fat as fuck tbH
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night lads x
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>>51583174
Me on the left
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https://www.instagram.com/p/-prp4fiYJ7/?taken-by=153.c.m

saved this video and went through it frame by frame to see some tit haha what am i like

>>51583220
night my essex m8
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>>51583218
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senpai
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>>51582975
>>51583155
You're a minority on a tiny island and very soon to be a minority in your own province. Britain doesn't care about you now and you know it. You are very welcome guests. You're here long enough to be called Irish. We're the same people. We don't need to fight. You need to realise however where you are and respect the culture of the natives.
I suspect we'll forget our old grievances soon. There's a bigger problem than both of us coming.
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>>51583178
Thailad doxed him desu its on his MySpace profile
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hi
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›tfw no gf
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>>51583270
Hello my white friend
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>mfw my name is unironically chad and im a turbonormie
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>>51583313
top o the monin to ye!
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face down
ass up
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>>51583313
>being called chad in ireland

well your parents are fucking idiots aren't they
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>>51583344
thats the way i like to fuck ur mum in her loose sagging arse
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>SYED FAROOK
RELIGION OF PEACE INTENSIFIES
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>>51583349
at least they were smart enough to get laid :^)
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face down
thumbs up
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I weigh 255 lbs
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>>51583364
uncalled for
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>>51583260
I didn't index the link though. Actually got given a lead on the real licky too but I wouldn't do that to the lad.
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>>51583371
shots fired
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>>51583371
you clearly do not have to be smart to have sex you fucking idiot since if you did it would mean that there would be no dumb people in the world

also if you were implying that i'm a virgin ... like um nice try sweetheart :) x
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i weigh 130lbs
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>>51583373
*picks you*
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using my steroid inhaler lads (got bronchitis lmfao) hope i don't turn into arnold schwarzenegger
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>tfw can't close curtains because my clothes air dryer broke and I'm hanging all my clothes on my curtain rail
>tfw light coming into my room
>tfw it's gonna get even lighter soon
>tfw won't be able to sleep when it's light

send help
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>>51583406
*starts crying because of how happy i am that i have finally been picked and the teachers makes the whole class stop playing then i just cry more because we cant play anymore because its my fault and now everyone hates me which was hard enough because i didn't have any friends in kindy as it was because i use to flick my snot at people but now im just going to get bullied at free time*
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>>51583406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD4KambUZVA
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>>51583248
I know muzzies are the enemy la and not eachother but it's not a one sided "prods are holding this country back" issue

Just last week a group of republicans shot at the police in a parked car with assault rifles then made off in a stolen car, to show the police they are not welcome in republican estates

And as for the term "dissident" while I fully acknowledge these republicans are not wanted by the majority, it's a term to get you off scot free from association. Dissidents don't come from another planet, they learned their ideas and allegiances and live within republican communities. If some loyalists put a post on facebook its "loyalists say to put refugees out" we don't have a buzzword to throw in to distance ourself from association.

It's still a very real problem for both of us, if I were in certain parts of belfast at the wrong time I would get battered for being a prod, and for you likewise

Only thing that concerns me in united ireland debate is muh heritage is still Scottish, royal mail needs to stay because fuck paying extra for stuff from uk, and the euro is shite

I'll never have any interest in attending a saint patricks day parade because it would be like an englishman celebrating hogmanay, its just not me blud

>>51583424
light at 4 am? in winter? u dizzy m8?
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>>51583442
It's not currently light light but you get what I mean
There's just general light from outside coming into my room
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>tfw Buckinghamshire will never eat my arsehole
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>>51583442
>why hello there do you know i enjoy posting essays on 4chan at half 4 in the morning
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>>51583503
my first hatman reply ever yesssssssssssss
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>>51583503
good post
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>Police Chief Jarrod Burguan confirmed that two suspects in the vehicle, a man and a woman, were killed
does islam allow women to fight?
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>>51583554
>oh, didn't i mention? i'm from australia
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>>51583594
do you think this shit is durka durka related? no news outlet here mentioning that tbqh
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>>51583594
the guy had a wife and kid. it was probably his gf or something. crazy bastard

>>51583637
his father said he is a devout muslim
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why are american shooting never described as terrorist?

is it because they arent muzzies?
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>>51583442
The dissidents are kids who weren't capable of wiping their own arses, if even conceived when things were bad.
No one cares about them where I live lad. We don't want them.
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>>51583637
Syed Farook is one of the suspects names. Although it looks like a lot of the workers at that office were unhappy over problems with management

>>51583664
There isn't any evidence, yet at least, that he did this for religious reasons though

>>51583680
terrorism is usually for a political reason and a lot of the mass shooters here are just mentally ill or disgruntled
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>>51583442
fuck off ulster scot scum
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>>51583637
hes muslim but i dont think it has anything to do with that tBh

>>51583680
this one is.
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>>51583716
>terrorism is usually for a political reason

stop denying abnormie awareness you cunt
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>>51583683
>kids

aye thats why all the ones being arrested on weapons searches and semtex finds are 30s 40s and 50s, even ones out in middle of nowhere tyrone


The south should rejoin the UK lad :^)

it's been 100 years, has independence been all you've hoped for? there is no anti catholic or anti irish sentiment on the mainland, and in this big bad world it makes sense for us to work together being so close geographically, the euro is a shit and you already have UK infastructure, drive on the right etc

cmere

>>51583725
woo lad
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HAHAAAAAAAAA WILLYYYY POOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51583503
>those trainers
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>>51583762
>it's been 100 years, has independence been all you've hoped for?

well yeah we have a better quality of life than the uk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVDqmCEdX0
>american police
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On the train
thanks for viewing my image
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>>51583773
good post
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Might do a wank desu

Suggestions?
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>>51583801
I wouldn't put my hands up like that in any situation 2bh

I hate that shit

if someone points a gun at me even im not putting my hands up like a bender
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>well yeah we have a better quality of life than the uk
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>>51583796
because you're getting a ton of EUbux

>>51583837
be brit
get shot
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>>51583842
the ammount of country lads who go to clubs wearing shirts like middle is shocking
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i had a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums for two weeks and it got my shit all swolen and infected

finally got it out yesterday by literally pushing my finger against my gums as hard as i could

holy fuck. how could i tiny piece of food cause me so much pain. this tiny piece of kernel hurt so bad it was hard for me to eat

but it's all good now

thanks for reading my blog
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>>51583842
me on the left
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>>51583762
Well I don't know what to say to you. Lying anonymously is pointless, I could call you an orange cunt and sleep just as easily. I respect you. You hate us more than we you. You need to evolve.
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>>51583842
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Having a pint in meme city lads ama
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all set to commit sin lads wahey
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>>51583900
you used to call me a snout all the time 2bh so I REJECT your expressions of sorrow, let it be known these are crocodile tears ye are crying
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Isis claimed the attack in the US and said they have 40 more fighters waiting to attack within in the US.

>>51583902
I don't get why you posted this, do you not have shuttered council housing? Just post pakis that is what really annoys us desu
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>>51582434
Hospital-gown/10
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>>51583891
>american """superior""" dentistry in action
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>>51583905
How much did it cost?
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>>51583905
how's the weather over there in brighton
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>>51583842
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>>51583891
Did you also pay to get your teeth whitened afterwards?
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>>51583927
do you not have gyppos?

could have swore channel 4 had a hugely popular series about it
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>>51583938
$9 la fuckin fuming tbqf
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>>51583968
what's that in real money?
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>>51583986
Just under a fiver
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how come some people dont hate pakis
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Thinking about going home and how crazy my dog is gonna go when he seems me

Good feel
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>>51583986
Gettin real tired of your shit Nigel
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she on the floor
she on the floor
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>>51583964
We do but we don't care about they're not common, I have never seen one. Pakis though? They're everyone and growing like a cancer.
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Dear Anons,

I'll get right to it: This week we ask you to help /brit/. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We're sustained by donations averaging about 5 [You]'s. Only a tiny portion of our posters give. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this right now gave 1 [You], our fundraiser would be done within an hour. That's right, the cost of one shitpost is all we need. If /brit/ is useful to you, please take one minute to keep it online and growing. We're a small non-profit with costs of a top general: tripfags, janitors and banter. We serve hundreds of readers, but we run on a fraction of what other top generals spend. /brit/ is something special. It is like a Nandos or a Pub where we can all go to ave a cheeky time. /brit/ is written by a community of volunteers with a passion for sharing the Nation's banter. Please help us end the fundraiser and improve /brit/. Thank you.
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>>51584054
dont you fall in love
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>>51584034
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I'm not reading all that you hatyank
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>>51584053
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kept this "brighton = memecity" gimmick going for a good 6 months lads
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@51584099
good bait
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>>51584075
why does wikipedia beg for money so hard.i dont give a shit
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fuck sake lads, nearly 2016
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>>51584164
The passage of time is unending
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Bully proof windows
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Is there any good film version of romeo and juliet
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>>51584253
wow always thought it was "bullet proof"
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>>51584335
with myself
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>>51584348
benders out
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>>51584327
no
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>>51584350
rekt
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>>51584353
>le ebin arrow mene xDdDdDXdD
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>>51584335
thats alri leicestershire is a good sport

>>51584355
I thought I was in for a treat when i heard leonardo di caprio did a version then watched it and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? they all spoke like the bender from fifth element

watch about 2 mins of it
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>>51584373
haha what's wrong lad, is ur bumhole a bit chafed?
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having some weed
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>>51584384
Find the globe theatre production. That shit is intense.
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>>51582964
That's just another way of saying you surrender.
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>>51584586
Not a film but, there you go.
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I live in the coldest large city on earth
AMA
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>>51584641
Do you miss China?
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>>51582066
Who is this handsome gentleman?
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>>51584641
what city
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Pulling an all nighter but im all out of coffee fs

I have 1.87 in my account is there coffee for that price? the little bus comes to take me to tesco at 11 x

>>51584586
>>51584611
thanks m8
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>>51584641
Anchorage?
Juno?
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>>51584694
ask a tramp, they'll probably take pity on you and give you some spare change to buy a coffee
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>>51584668
They work for the celibate
The walketta man
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give me your best songs lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY
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>>51584641
The earldom of Winnipeg or the bishopric of banff?
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>>51584641
no you dont
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>>51584688
Winnepeg
>>51584659
no, visited once and it was nice but the cities are kind of shitty and the people are fucked up
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>>51584790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
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>>51584790
Was walking home in the blistering cold today, in the dark of the night and this song came to me loud and clear and I just took solace in the beauty of it 2bh

https://youtu.be/Hj_jx7hYmI4?t=18
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>>51584811
"""Major""" city
ofr course some bumfuck eskimo village will be colder.
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>i live in the temperate "city" on winnepeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlsjEP7L-k
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>>51584850
>village
it has nearly 300k people, which is around half of "winnepeg"

face it mate you -DO NOT- live in the coldest city on earth
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>>51584823
>Temperatures exceed 30 °C (86 °F) on average 14 days a year.

fuck off literal carribean
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>>51584834
>beds are burning
>not Best of Both Worlds or Power and the Passion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtMOMUt-GU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE
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>>51584834
pub choon
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>>51584868
continental climate desu
and you would think twice if you knew what it was like with all the bugs
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>>51584823
Lived in Mississauga for a while and the running joke was you folk laughing at Toronto getting -10 or something. UK would shit her pants at -5
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Wish I was white lads
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>>51584913
>nah nah nah mate its so hard living here there are swarms of mosquitoes

i did not know canada was literally the only country in the world to have mosquitos oh wait ... umm nice try sweetheart :) x
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>>51584867
HUMAN city
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>>51584868
>tfw I only get 14 days a year of rain
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>>51584962
now you're just grasping at straws

show me one piece of evidence that russians are not biologically humans
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https://youtu.be/1pn3sUhNcSI?t=83

quite attracted to yellow specs girl


feel like shed make amazing slurpy noises while throating my willy
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>>51584947
yea bit there are lots of em
plus blackflies and horseflies and all sorts of shitty little bugs biting you

blackflies are an important part of our culture and our national bloodsucking insect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo
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>>51584966
Delete this, this is cultural appropriation and I am offended
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>>51584966
>being a literal Bedouin
Hakim Al-Sanchez please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnw6OQYrP0k
Canada have been doing shit for years.
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>there are people right now in the 21st century in the United Kingdom engaged in Taliban-style insurgency movements based on religious and ethnic historical grievances

Can we please just nuke Northern Ireland and forget it ever existed please?

It's a national embarrassment
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just did a cum
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>>51585106
are you living in 1980? wot u on about?
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>>51585106
You've watched UTV live.
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the clocks don't work so you ain't gotta check the time
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whats the reasoning behind the UK having such a low HDI/IHDI? is there a specific part of the country that's significantly holding you back or it all just a bit subpar? not trying to sound critical either tbH just curious
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Drinking $4/bottle wine
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>>51585165
goin all night to light
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>>51585189
ever been there?
its a bit shit ngl
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>>51585189
what does hdi measure
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>>51585189
someone post it
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>>51585234
>The Human Development Index (HDI) is a composite statistic of life expectancy, education, and income per capita indicators, which are used to rank countries into four tiers of human development.

>>51585237
yes i'm completely aware i'm contributing to the HDI stereotype australians have on /int/ but it doesn't take away from the question
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>>51584945
Rasheed
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>>51585189
fuck off cunt and dont be so cheeky
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>>51585237
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>>51585216
Having a cup of tea haha
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constructing a formal proof of validity haha what am i like
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>>51585106
I have to hand it to the Prods. They're Serb tier kebab removers. Poles, Lithuanians and other white European Christians too but they should know to come to our territory.
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Just launched first airstrike on Syria

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34992032
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>>51585261
spose our educations a bit sub par discounting the big unis and public schools
lot of disparity between rich and poor income too classes are still economically prevalent in society here
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>>51585302
>against so called Islamic state

what's with the so called part? that's what they literally call themselves
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>>51585275
Is it tea-oclock already?
>>
>>51585189
>whats the reasoning behind the UK having such a low HDI/IHDI?

its shite
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>>51585326
m8 when is it not
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>>51585297
bit of a shame republicans are on the whole big lefty refugee hosters 2bh

when we joining to fight kebab?
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who /trains/ here?
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>>51585325
Media and politicians don't want to upset lefties or muslims or even worse accept that islam plays a role in isil.

>it has nothing to do with islam
except claiming to be a caliphate and its sayyid leader claiming to be muhammeds rightful heir.
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>>51585326
>not starting the day with nice brew

Are you even civilised?
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>>51585354
Dunno, I'm more of a wine guy so I'm asking
M8
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>>51585396
only train I know is the union pacific big boy

>>51585356
by republicans I mean SDLP and SF btw
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>>51585434
?????????????????????
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>wondered why there are so many canadians in /brit/
>remember that british columbia exists
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could do with a gf tbH

where do I get one?
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>>51585406
I don't really get that argument that it's not Islam because it contradicts some ideas within the quran.

a book report is still about the same book even if you entirely miss the point of it.
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>>51585459
>wonder why there are so many yanks in /brit/
>
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>>51585445
Want some?
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no just FUCK OFF im getting some breakfast
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>>51585396
Miss these desu
Sounded like a beast from miles away.
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>>51585477
i like the brits t-b-h
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WHITE MAN CAME
ACROSS THE SEA
HE BROUGHT US PAIN
AND MISERY
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>>51585500
bit early

soon as it hits 7.30 I'm going to do my speciality


loads of baked beans, then mix in lots of cheese to the beans in the pot when theyre done so it turns yellow instead of red (delish 2bh) then pour it over toast and eat wif a knife nd fork

then at 11 im catching the free community bus to tesco to get coffee

>>51585524
never twigged on that this song was about injuns

thought it was about zulus or some shite
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sleep

or

wait til 7am and hit sainsburys
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>>51585561
mans having star wars cereal with a chicken sandwich ygm
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Zulu were the aggressors
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Your pussy is so fucking wet right now
Oh yeah ride that fucking dick

t. yanks
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>>51585356
You're right mate.
I'm a republican but things are changing. I can't support us becoming a multicult nightmare like London or fucking anywhere in the north of England.
What are we gunna do la?
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>>51585587
Co-op should be open at this time desu
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>>51585601
dont get it
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this made me lol(laugh out loud)
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>>51585587
>Sainsburys.co.uk uses cookies to enhance your experience.

Cookies lad
Always cookies
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>>51585634
Imagine it in a shitty yank accent
You must imagined the porn I just watched
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>>51585660
I can't watch porn if the dick is cut. I can't relate.
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having a tin of ""pumpkin pie"" yogurt and turkey jerky lads
j-just like thanksgiving!
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>>51585630
Think the lefty charade SF puts on is to appeal to students regardless of their community background, as the younger generation tends to be very liberal nowadays and votes for the most progressive party muh gay marriage muh equality muh anti racism

our politicians aren't going to do anything about it but the people will eventually, as soon as a case breaks about muslims diddling kids like rotherham there will be swift justice and some doors put in 2bh,no matter where it happens
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>>51585640
same
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>not clever enough to get into Oxford or Cambridge
>thinks going to a Russell Group university is some sort of achievement

Literally lmaoing my arse off tb
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>>51585726
Can't be much non mutilated porn out there though desu
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>>51585630
finking about attending the anti refugee protest on 4th december and standing against the counter protesters hehe
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why does everyone in the commonwealth look inbred? you can smell the genetic deficiency in these fine specimens
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>>51585775
>going to uni

literally lmao
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watched paranormal activity

was aight
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>hear my phone notification noise go off
>New Sketches are available!

I WILL KILL YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51585601
didn't say fuck or ass enough
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>>51585856
>phone goes off in meeting with boss
>literally an icon telling me my phone is optimising my apps

WTF REEEEEEEEE
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>>51585868
>>51585601
"Some faggot tried to hit on me so I chewed that cocksuckers ass out, he won't try and fuck around with me anymore"

how yanks actually talk 2bh
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haven't showered in two weeks haha the funny thing is i don't even smell as bad as you would think haha
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>>51585856
>keep getting notifications about emails
>literally haven't checked my email in 6 months

>>51585881
>my phone is optimising my apps
is that some kind of app?
also one of my professors will literally call you out in the middle of a lecture if your phone starts vibrating
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>>51585740
I would agree SF has that vote, there's the romanticism too. I suspect they're doing it to bring down the state. Honest opinion.
Your politicians are shite for us lad. If the acknowledged us more idk. You have some whackjobs too. I miss that PUP lad Irvine. He was a good man.
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pretty weird that pretty much all back Americans are descended from people born and bred to be slaves
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>>51585948
i dont even know, i haven't installed anything to do it. it has just started happening recently.

i couldn't give a rats arse that it's optimising my apps let alone enough to warrant a notification telling me that it's doing that.
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>>51585959
That's African American to you shitlord
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>>51585954
David Ervine
>>
>make a new thread
>forget the subject
kill me
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>>51586028
>>51586028
>>51586028
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