Good morning edition
Maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN84vAqO9NY
I JUST WANNA HEAR YOUR BODY TAAALK
>>51586028
>morning
But I haven't slept yet anon
>sitting on train on the way home
>manspreading because anarchy rules!
>qt is smiling at me and keeps looking
>smile back
>get off the train
>get home and sit down on the couch
>realise I have split my pants entirely along the crotch, basically from balls to arse
>have bright blue undies on
>that's what she was smiling at
hahahahahahaha oh lads
>can't delete your own threads
please explain the reasoning behind this lads
>>51586104
>>51586104
nice. why didn't you get her number?
>>51586104
should've reported her for stare raping you
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
>>51586130
Is this you lad? >>51585980
>>51586104
good post
>>51586182
yeah haha (no bully)
the pumpkin yogurt was also quite tasty
>>51586104
No matter how bad my day is, how shitty is life here... I know I'll always find an anglo autist that will cheer me up with his incompatibility with life.
Thanks /brit/, never change..
>>51586179
this is a very sexy car desu
>>51586179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs
>>51586215
>splitting your pants is autistic
i literally took a photo of the split and snapchatted it to the lads and some slags and i've been chuckling about it ever since. it's pretty funny 2bh
who here /reports every single anime/kpop/basically any oriental female-related post/?
>>51586257
Not noticing your pants are kill is pretty autist to me.
Good morning OP.
Do any of you have a SAD lamp or light box?
I'm thinking of getting one. I hate the constant darkness.
>>51586263
i don't but i respect your hard work
>>51586285
i wasn't wearing skinny jeans m8.
>>51586263
I wasn't aware it was a thing. I might start though.
>>51586179
https://youtu.be/1_g-gTcohSQ?t=19
Some like the city, some the noise
Some make chaos, and others, toys
But if I was to have the choice
I'd rather be on horseback
WILLYYYYYYYYY
PAKIIIIIIIIIII
POOOOOOOOOO
>>51586104
Oh mate. Do you lift? I'm always worried that's going to happen to me when I'm squatting.
>Biophilia
>>51586298
It's been grim lately. Not a bright dry day in weeks.
>>51586346
>>51586305
Good lads
Reminder that the janitor only cares about the volume of reports, not the actual global rules
Lads why are lefties in your country angry over the fact your air force is blowing up ISIS? Why do they think Syria is any different to Iraq?
http://strawpoll.me/6164896
http://strawpoll.me/6164896
http://strawpoll.me/6164896
http://strawpoll.me/6164896
>>51586403
gotta be mad about something
Two suspects killed after San Bernardino shooting named by police as Syed Rizwan Farook, 28, and Tashfeen Malik, 27.
>>51586403
i can't speak for them, but i think they're afraid of retaliation
>>51586403
Interesting question Latvia.
is corbyn banterous in pmqs?
>>51586381
ye, only just got back into proper squatting in last like 6 weeks after injury so i've basically squatted 4 times a week, rode on a high resistance bike and swam almost every day and they've exploded up again.
i am 95% sure i did it running up some stairs to work today. the arse on them was tight as fuck as were the thighs so it was only a matter of time really. i couldn't squat down in them at all, i had to basically do a lunge if i needed to pick something up.
>Bjork Discography finished downloading
>>51586403
Only some are, and I would imagine its because the last 20 years of bombing the middle east has largely made things a a lot worse.Some aren't because there doesn't seem any alternative.
>>51586487
the weeknd is like bjork except not shite
AND I WONDER
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS
TO FIND YOUR DREAMS
>>51586403
I think there's no bombing these fuckers into oblivion. All it succeeded to do in the past was make more generations of nutjobs.
>>51586515
>
>>51586487
I only like debut.
hendrix
how mad are teeth lol
like wee stones in ur gob
Just worked out that I don't have enough cash for Christmas.
Bliss.
>>51586487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmDN11BxCY
>not liking Bjork
could you be even more of a lumpenprole?
>>51586570
yep. Welcome to the permanent war.
>6:22
very tempted to abandoned report and just concentrate on the other that way im only handing in my literal pile of shit
>canadian
>listens to bjork
>posts anime shit
10/10 would deck
>>6666
>>51586570
That's because you didn't really bomb them much at all. Neither did the Americans.
If you had picked a city and killed every inhabitant, waited one day then picked another it wouldnt be an issue. Muslims and lefties think any bombing is "mass bombing" (unless they'rd the ones who carried it out) so you should have done it anyway.
Precision strikes look nice for the cameras but you'd still be fighting us if you cared about only hitting armour and the Waffen SS leadership.
>>51586613
I like his music but he looks like a younger version of my dad so it's a big turn off
>>51586668
what the fuck this is riddled with errors can't believe i typed this haha
>>51586666
Quads confirm.
>>51586682
>10/10 would deck
>>51586695
girl?
not a fan of yanks and cankuks
>>51586712
trans-girl-kin
why?
>>51586706
Didn't even notice..am I now a prophet of doom?
>>51586711
Right here, right now
>>51586687
>Precision strikes look nice for the cameras but you'd still be fighting us if you cared about only hitting armour and the Waffen SS leadership.
>a hun that actually gets it
dresden best day of my life
>>51586724
because "turn-off"
>>51586717
>>51586725
You're a Bjork of doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaNbsFRxslk
>tells me she doesn't want to see me as much
>tells me that she needs time alone
>since then, has asked me to go out with her half a dozen times
Why are they all insane lads
Karen-chan~
am a fan of nzers and bogans
>>51586711
reckon that lad could knock you flat
>>51586766
Oh well could be worse.
Please rise for the national anthem of the Islamic Republic of Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
i made some instant mac and cheese and it's gross and sour
wtf
>>51586751
don't fully understand
I'm bi if it matters
might play a prank on my dad where i tighten a belt around my neck and pretend to be dead when my dad comes in in the morning hahhahah
Anyone else overthink not being in the right place at the right time?
Like I'm somehow going to miss some sort of opportunity.
How can you set fire to your hands?
>>51586794
>instant anything
lmaoooo
>>51586793
>A Flock Of Seagulls
http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html
>>51586776
sincerely doubt it
been working out and training for 3 years now, and going hardcore for 6 months
>>51586724
show me a picture of u xx
>>51586832
>IT FUCKIN SAYS ERROR
classic
>sincerely doubt it
>been working out and training for 3 years now, and going hardcore for 6 months
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity
good wiki
why are people standing around in the house of commons? who are those people?
>>51586885
the commoners
>>51586687
We're not coming out of this with bomb raids. Even if we didn't bomb, there's no solution. People don't realise the extent of the cancer.
I hated /x/ and /pol/ happening shit. It is the beginning of something we cant stop this time.
>>51586883
>90% black people
:(
>>51586793
beast tune
>>51586793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
When was the last time you cried?
Obama has been a good US president ngl
you lot seem a bit fucked with your next batch though
>>51587049
Today desu
I want to die
>>51587049
3 years ago when my mum called me up to tell me my granmum died after I had just called her up the day before.
>>51586989
The original sucks
>>51587049
my eyes have glassed over a few times but properly cry I can't remember, number of years 2bh
I tried to make myself cry to some film or something and coaxed 2 tears out
>>51587049
I'm fucked up. Didn't shed a tear at my parents funerals but all the time at films.
>>51587162
Same. I couldn't cry at my great grandmother or my grandfather's funeral
Granted, we weren't terribly close, but I expected some kind of reaction
>>51587162
I can't cry when people are around
>>51587243
Weird
>new water cooler dispenses hot and cold water.
>I wonder how hot it is.. better test with my hand.
>literally fucking boiling hot water.
not one of my proudest moments.
>>51587271
>not being able to cry silently in public while keeping your head down
I've cried like 5 feet from my room mate without him noticing
>>51587287
>hot water
>in thailand
wow. learn something new every day
>@theaustralian: BREAKING NEWS: A suspected suicide bomber has blown up a bus in Perth, WA. Local police say at least 5 confirmed deaths
FUCKING RACE WAR NOW
>>51587310
i must increase my shitposting ten fold to avenge my fallen comrades
>>51587287
Crickey la
straight to hell where these niggas goin
>>51587129
You must be young mate. I can't even remember the last time I properly cried. Whenever I come close to it I end up just sneezing once and no tears come out.
>>51587362
>mfw
>>51587310
https://youtu.be/xnl1W66_i7M?t=37
GET IT UP LOUD LAD sing along 2
>>51587380
wots being young got to do with not crying? surely you cry less when youre older
>>51587271
People crying around me I think distracted me. The absurdity of it all. To be fair after caring for my mum through cancer and shit I was relieved she wasn't in pain anymore. Nearly happy it was over.
>>51587408
Because if the last time he cried was 2 years ago it's quite recent. I haven't cried for like 10 years.
This film fucks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkVS5A5gfGs
ahh yes, good morning to you; my Enemies
>>51587559
hello
>diversity training today
SEND HELP
>>51587599
???
whats that?
>>51587629
How to effectively deal with Rasheeds, Tyrones & QT coworkers in the work place.
Morning lads
just tried to shit but got a ache in my lower gut area lads
send a gastroenterologist lmao
>>51587599
One of the few advantages of my third world shithole is not having to deal with this shite.
playing moortugal in vicky 2 lads
starving, gonna make cheesy beans on toast
>>51587559
ahh yes, good morning to you; my Enemies
>ahh yes, good morning to you; pasty babies
How do you not know? It's tradition, exclusive to Italian fuckers too.
Useless.
tfw you want to post but there's nothing to post about
>>51587673
>effectively deal with rasheeds and tyrones
They need special treatment?
Fuck it, Good night /brit/
>>51587869
>iktfb
>[original comment]
>>51587892
All minorities are special snowflakes that should be listened to and respected, white males are the devil.
quick, type this without looking at the keyboard
NO BACKSPACING
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
i'll go to the grave before i'll be a bitch nigga
>>51587990
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogs
>>51587990
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
oh for fucks sake im a shambles
>jizzlam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf-npDX9rO4
wew
ayano, though
>>51587990
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy fog
FUCK
>>51587990
the quick brown fox j
looked at the keyboard desu
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy doog
just ordered a pizza with alfredo sauce, hope it does not suck
>>51588117
hahahahaha u dumb motherf@#ker
well here we are lads, i'm about to stick curry in the microwave and eat it up for brekky.
>>51588177
would like to eat you for brekky
>>51588177
Rasheed
>tfw got a genuinely massive bit of fillet beef for dinner
Going to be based lads.
>>51588209
nah, not even
my name is Rasheed
>>51588243
>Having curry for every single meal of the week
ORDINARY YORKSHIRE LAD
>>51588284
Rorke
>>51588303
rorsheed
>>51588284
FONT
wish it was this evening
just cleaned my bathroom and bedroom and now im doing a post lol
>>51588417
agreed, considering today is friday
>>51588302
w-why?
>>51588446
no its not you dumb fuck
who /stayathomehusband/ here?
>>51588446
>considering today is friday
>>51588477
>>51588488
>checked
>>51588488
hopefully nobody
>>51588520
all me
dubs again
>>51588488
sounds like a pretty dismal existence
Having a kid to take care of would be a bit better
>mfw I've been kicked out of uni
>watching capeshit
Bidding on a very nice pair of boots for winter
>>51588571
>anime fan
rekt
what for?
>>51588600
Which one?
>>51588571
what animu is this
>>51588617
batman v superman trailer
>>51588612
Lack of attendance, but I don't care. Hated the course, don't even remember why I applied
>>51588465
Just pulling your dick m8. Enjoy.
>>51588625
No, idea. and Batman v superman is the only capeshit I'm looking forward too
>>51587756
want to do a playthrough as them desu
maybe over christmas :3
>>51588664
how would batman stand a chance against superman?
I was in Birmingham for half a year and the Bullring has tons of religious freaks, Christians, Muslims, Scientologists, Jews, etc screaming their lungs out about how everyone is going to hell.
Is that normal in English cities? I felt really intimidated there.
>motorbike accident 6 months ago
>feels like I broke my leg
>Xray shows no damage
>doctor says it's probably tendon damage
>will heal on it's own
>it only got worse
>limp everywhere
Wat do? I'd rather hack my leg off than deal with it any longer.
I don't even know if surgery would fix it.
>>51588681
>china attacks me for macau
>i'm allied to britain
>get a cheeky treaty port
>I now own hong kong
>>51588711
spoopy, how to wake up?
>>51588708
Oh and also, a girl got her throat slit by some faggot on the bus that went before mine. Does that kind of stuff happen often?
Dreamt I had a gf last night lads. It was particularly painful to wake up this morning
>>51588706
He's built a suit. The storyline is he's gunna fight superman once and get fucked up, then build the suit.
>>51588715
hehe how exciting "squeeeeeee!"
>>51588738
*slaps you*
never make that noise again
>>51588737
alri, live action or animation?
>>51588755
It's live action, but the same story line has been animated before
>>51587990
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazt dog
>>51588738
>>51588753
yanks and poms out
>>51588732
Yes m8 all the time, it's called banter
>>51588768
okay, will watch/10
Morning lads. Morning nonce.
>>51588753
*declares war on you*
heh we'll see about that
>>51588772
*jumps out of the window*
>>51588784
good lad
>>51588782
>>51588780
out poms
>>51588776
gooks out
>>51588782
*calls UK into the war*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>51588712
what bike lad?
im looking to get a FZR400 but wondering if a cbr 400 or kawasaki one wud b betta
u still on the bikes?
>>51587990
>the qyucj vriwb dig hunoed iver the kazy fig
I can't touch type
>>51588804
Why no KinMosa episode where Karen and Alice get raped by Pakis?
Actually, you can't rape Alice because she's too much of a slut.
>>51588804
>gooks out
Then why are you here, crim?
>>51588824
She's cute
>186 posts
>42 posters
So lads have you made more or less than 4.4 posts itt?
Number 5 for me
http://strawpoll.me/6165127
>>51588844
>>51588846
limey poms fuck off
>>51588851
*votes water*
haha what am i like
>>51588851
obviously water, dumbass. we wouldn't exist without it
>>51588851
>soda / pop / fizzly bub / coke
this lad isn't trying to start any fights. You forgot 'soft drink' though
>>51588863
>limey
Yank get out
>>51588808
*calls Russia into war"
hmmmmmmmmmm indeed
>>51588863
Where does the term 'Pom' come from my dear friend?
getting quite tired gonna run to tesco for coffee soon and get a big whack of it into me
>>51588875
If humans are mostly water, does drinking water count as cannibalism?
>>51588843
>>51588900
It's slang from the shit colonies
>>51588875
Even though you're correct, the answer is still tea since existence would be pointless without it.
>>51588851
>milk
meh
>chocolate milk
American man-child
>Alcohol
P. based
>Fruit Juice
Shit for you, truly shit.
>Coffee
Good
>Tea
Good
>fizzy drinks
Shit-tier, literally poison.
>Slush puppies
meme
>>51588915
Holy shit. That's pretty fucking deep.
>>51588899
*opens the console/
*types "conquerall RUS*
check
and
mate
>>51588933
>le British tea drinker meme
aah very nice, have an upvote my fellow brit!
>>51588900
debated history.
pomegranate because it sounded like immigrant or prisoner of mother england because duh. Some fuckheads think it's spelt "POHM". They are stupid.
Accept my linkedin request thailad you dickhead
>>51588960
don't tell anyone I actually prefer coffee.
limey twat didn't expect me to pull out the console cheats lmfao
>>51588973
who am I today? Still the creator of bebo?
how bad is /r/unitedkingdom?
im afraid to go on it because i might get disgusted at the SJW left wing garbage.
>>51588966
>buy some pic related because constipated
>it's actually only 2% pomegranate juice
>>51588948
*unplugs your pc*
*throws it out of the window*
heh nice try kid
>>51588982
It's a superior drink any way
>>51589002
It's reddit what do you expect?
>>51589015
see >>51588784 i've already jumped out the window
>>51589001
You can be whoever you want to be
>>51589036
yeh well now your pc has too
need a bj 2bh
>>51589048
*shoots you*
yeah well what now
>>51589052
fuck off yank
correct term is gob job
>>51589052
Fuck a guy
mummie's makin mac n cheese 4 din din :)
I don't understand, isn't this literally the most humane thing to do?
>>51589084
>no veg
Fuck off
>Happy with commons vote last night
>check social media this morning
>full of angry lefties ranting at Cameron and the government
>threatening to riot, saying they're sick of democracy, hating being called terrorist sympathisers
>protestors outside parliament all night (it's not like they've got work in the morning anyway)
>not a single one with anything bad to say about Isil
It's going to be a good day. I haven't felt this good since the general election result.
>>51589020
agree tb
>>51589072
It's just gobby la
>>51589104
What happened in commons? I don't really keep up with politics
>>51589094
only if it happens to go his way.
>>51589116
Post more Thai cuties senpai
>>51589122
Voted on bombing the fuck out of the dunecoons, vote passed and with a lot of ayes from the opposition
>>51589084
>din din
>8:22am
>>51589143
I can't wait for the libekeks to bitch
>>51589142
>>51589099
it has tomato in it
>inb4 that's a fruit
fuck off
absolutely massive day today lads
ukip could double their representation in parliament
>>51589167
Already happening lad
>>51589167
Lots of labour MPs voted yes to it as well, against Corbyn's wishes.
LITERALLY gave a presentation on tuesday whilst
a. not being prepared
b. not aware that i had a presentation
c. sleep deprived
d. withdrawing from antidepressants
e. not having notes
f. lost my voice due to illness
i am a literal superhuman
>>51589183
>>51589169
Tomato sauce is not tomato
>>51589189
the madman is real!
haha sick lad!
hahaha proper!!!!
>>51589194
So cute. Who is she?
>>51589220
Some clothes model from google images when I searched "British flag clothes" in Thai.
>sick cunts literally getting BTFO already
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34992032
>>51589251
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34992032
Noice
>>51589251
Thank you greatest ally.
>>51589210
>madman
this is derogatory to those (me) with mental illnesses
