Morning anime edition
Oldham west
>>51590308
Didn't sleep
>anime
I bet your parents are proud
Karen is good.
Alice a shit. A SHIT.
what should i watch
jojo stardust crusaders #12
gundam zz #12
gundam g reconguista #24
>sleep at 5am, wake up at 7am for 8am lecture
>travel miles to get there
>text as soon as I'm close
>"cancelled"
haha
>>51590367
Damn right
>>51590407
Have fun at Uni.
Which course?
does /brit/ have any cats? i think cats are cool
Absolute Tune Goyim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hhFk2xGsQ
Posting chinese cartoons doesn't suit you /brit/s.
>>51590407
ban bags and chill la?
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
>>51590458
>does /brit/ have any cats? i think cats are cool
>>51590458
I like cats. Here's mine
>>51590308
>anime edition
Please post your cutest cat grills.
>2 karen editions in a row
>>51590468
>remove
>"Hot Japanese mother 36 fucks stepson"
>>51590519
Who's Karen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQxqDoz2zR4
am i being detained
>>51590588
roadman roadman roadman whats these niggas smokin?
tattoos on my skin means i aint fuckin joking
>>51590468
>in mere months
Thinking of buying a probe to see the inside of my arse
>>51590628
Hope you know he's a troll
>>51590588
>We dont do no prostitutions m8
Lost it there desu
>>51590407
I bet it feels right good though. It's like you've traveled to the future.
Any of you lads ever find it annoying that SJW blame white people for "enforcing a white standard of beauty" all over the world, especially in countries like Korea and Japan where women try to look white as possible. But those women literally try and look white of their own accord.
Western asian women don't do that because the "white standard of beauty" for asians is actually to have dark skin and look asian.
>>51590659
whole video is worth it
cop just takes the piss the whole way through
>>51590588
>Mfw they could just answer the questions and they could be freed
>>51590651
ya i know who ken m is
but how long would it really take for a ship to sail from NYC to london these days?
>>51590588
>"Aaaaah someone can watch a youtube"
You'd never get banter like this with US police, why are US police like robots?
ANOTHA ONE
>>51590709
A couple of weeks tops
have to be up in 2.5 hours wahey
Don't think it'll be delivered today.
Also the seller hasn't sent it via recorded delivery or anything, so what's to say I don't turn around, say I haven't received it, but in truth have?
The seller has literally no proof that it's been delivered.
>It was during his final year at school, when he was immersed in the 'examination hell' that demands long hours of study, cram schools and demonic dedication from those who want to get into a good university. One day he was offered, and received, sexual favours from his mother to encourage him to persevere with his schoolwork. Afterwards he felt crushing guilt, although he came to suspect that something similar had happened to at least one of his classmates. But he had never before spoken directly about it.
>>51590659
where have you been lad
>>51590779
japan?
ANOTHA ONE.
>>51590778
your desire to not be a degenerate
that's whats stopping you
>>51590806
south korea
hi can i post here
>>51590813
Aye
aye
>>51590829
I'll allow it
Just don't make a habit of it
> tfw no BrisBane bf
No gf
>>51590308
good edition tbf
>>51590849
the gimmick is that you're not supposed to respond to him
>>51590841
airstrikes hardly constitute a war t-b-h
>>51590588
These bants
>>51590875
> And then janny deleted the third brit general!
wearing a suit lads
how do i put on a tie
>>51590868
o-oh
>>51590866
All the gf I need right here
>>51590930
is that gabe newell
>>51590841
>Killing a murderer to prevent murder is the most stupidest thing I ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c
gave a girl the ole lickaroo last night lads desu
this my favorite british contribution to the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umO3iqac_4c
thank you, britain, for this amazing piece of machinery
>'Emotional incest' between mothers and their sons is almost a defining feature of Japanese society - 'the entire culture has this undertone'.
>It is a vicious circle, says Dr Saito. Women who rarely see their husbands except late at night when they come home after drinking with workmates automatically funnel their emotions towards their children, particularly towards their sons.
>The sons grow up with over-indulgent mothers who smother them in affection, preventing them from developing emotional independence. The sons accept the power their mothers have over them, and, when they begin dating, they naturally look for another woman to mother them.
>>51590992
did you say it? it only counts if you say it
>>51590990
Travis eats a corndog
>>51590950
How dare you
No jgf
>>51591002
Mine is the steam engine
got a very spotty forehead
>>51590950
lad...
>'The Japanese male does not like responsibility,' says Dr Saito. 'He is always controlled by someone else: his mother, his teacher, his boss in the company. I call this the ofukuro (pouch) function - he seeks to be protected in a maternal pouch all the time. We call our school the 'mother school'; employees regard their company as some kind of mother figure.'
>The mother complex even extends to the state, whose organs of control - police, tax inspectors, railway guards - treat citizens like precious children, in constant need of surveillance and gentle chiding.
>>51591148
This is true
>>51591148
Sounds comfy
>>51590308
woke up lads
almost 10am, absolutely mental
>>51591185
Only just got into work. What am I like? haha
>>51591185
Calm down, you leg
>>51591148
Would love to go to japan and show their women what a confident man whos not a mummys boy is like hehe
think i'll stroke my penis until white liquid comes out
>>51591218
>This maza-con (mother complex) is a ritual complaint of young Japanese women seeking a husband. But as soon as they get married, they inevitably transfer the emotions that their husbands will not absorb to their children. And so the cycle perpetuates itself.
>It continues after work. Men who do not want to face up to the responsibility of the father/husband role will delay going home by taking refuge in a hostess bar, where they find the mama-san (bar-mother) and her female cohorts who treat their guests as overgrown schoolboys, pouring their drinks, lighting their cigarettes and listening to their complaints about work and, with mock disapproval, to their dirty jokes.
>>51591245
>and, with mock disapproval, to their dirty jokes
jesus christ
>day 12 of kpop
>haven't been outside for 10 days
>work keeps ringing
>why won't they leave me alone
what happens here
>>51591325
man don't care
>>51591325
lots of men
>>51591325
>>51591325
bike races
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/auckland-residents-arent-laughing-over-a-companys-transphobic-caitlyn-jenner-billboard?utm_source=vicefbanz
transphobia is rampant in chinkland
>>51591340
weird how that relevance thing works innit
song jsut came up in playlist when i read that x
>>51591362
>>51591366
NW200 the best 2bh ulster the best
Morning lads,
whats the best prog rocl album ever?
>>51591294
New TTS album in 5 hours
Anime indeed
Which do you like the most?
>>51591325
english cunts ruining the superior norse gael genetic make-up of the island
>>51591325
nutters
Mounted my cheap bike rack to my £600 bike using zip ties BECAUSE A £600 BIKE DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAR DROPOUTS
Living the dream
>>51591362
>>51591366
>an entire island for a bike race
>>51591325
no speed limit matey
>>>/v/318720373
do you reckon these autists just sit around listening to video game music all day?
>>51591397
Whole Island is one big track la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gmbQ8KxM4
>>51591397
>damn yanks
Whiff of poo in my room.
Might just be because I fart at night, or maybe there's a turd somewhere.
>>51591391
I trust David icke more than David Cameron
>>51591376
666 by aphrodites child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=selfqEH-JnY
maybe the land of pink and grey by caravan
>>51591388
YUNO
U
N
O
>>51590308
Did her fingers go through a blender?
>>51591477
>>51591376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=743WvX97UYw
>>51591469
Then you're a nutter desu
>>51591379
Can't wait, I listened to their songs on like day 3 and loved them, whats the best site for news about releases and such?
>>51591479
>tfw no yandere gf
Literally kill me family
So how mad are the lefties getting right now at the Syria vote result?
>>51591533
If you had one she might literally kill ye family
>>51591325
noncery and tax evasion
>>51591469
>>51591533
>>tfw no yandere gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx0TVhYgfmg
>>51591529
unironically it's /kpg/ on /mu/. They're always ahead of the western translations of the news anyway. You wont get news as it breaks unless you speak Korean.
http://www.allkpop.com/
My MP voted against Syrian airstrikes.
What a kek.
>>51591540
>had a mini debate with m8
>claims that THOUSANDS UPON MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE WILL DIE if we bomb Syria
>when I explain why that's bollocks and don't use guardian propaganda he goes quiet and doesn't respond
Bit depressing that people buy into this MUH FEELINGS shit without actually thinking things through.
>>51591580
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS WILD RIDE
>>51591577That guy is literal cancer. Hes like 4chan in real life, faggot.
>>51591547
The dream
Aaaahh
>>51591580
What is this?
>>51591682
weebs are attracted to it
>>51591638
>went quiet
>didn't call you a racist or a warmonger
Y-you can really convert lefties, Anon?
Yeah lets bomb Syria, I bet that will stop the refugees.
>>51591602
Thanks lad, good thing I've already picked it up as my third language, I'm surprised how easy it is once it clicks
>>51591699
I don't like it
>>51591712
They'll stop coming if they're dead
>>51591658
His album is pretty fire
>>51591699
I am a weeb and that turns me off.
2D or 2.5D Japs only.
>>51591712
Yeah lets just let ISIS keep running around doing whatever they want with no real repercussions. That stops the 'refugees'
>>51591749
>I am a weeb
fuck off
>>51591737
>I don't like it
good lad
>>51591712
We're not bombing Syria to stop refugees.
In fact, there are no refugees, only 20% of them are Syrian, a third of which are openly sympathetic to ISIS, others may be sleepers.
They are immigrants you colossal kek.
You want to stop immigrants? Take away benefits.
>>51591766
>good lad
Thanks ameri-bro
>>51591704
Doubt I converted him. It's clear he lets left wing media determine his opinions without thinking for himself, and can't actually add to a discussion other than muh innocents.
Maybe many years of arguing with people on a political discussions lel.
>>51591712
They refugees won't stop regardless of bombing or not.
The refugees are fleeing Assad's regime not the West bombing ISIS.
>>51591769
Also this, minority are refugees. Most are pakis.
>>51591580
My dick is diamonds
>>51591769
>Take away benefits
Back in Tony Kuck Blair#s day they would have had it easy but I don't think it's as easy to get benefits these days. That makes no difference though because we still have the reputation for sucking paki cock.
Fuck I hate Blair.
>sending some shit planes that are on the verge of retirement to Syria because Cameron is jealous of Putins tough guy image
>>51591896
>Japan dissing military
>>51591896
Shit planes that are on the verge of retirement can still BTFO pakis mate.
>>51591432
wathced this whole thing desu lol
I do not like using profanity but the young thugger will cut you
Commence the yunoposting
>>51591580
unrealistic senpai
>small beers
>big babybells
wew
>>51592007
Perfect
We have ceased to love and tend the Earth and forgot to nurture our spirit, we stand by and do nothing while millions suffer forgetting we are all brother and sister...we are deeply, deeply sick. We let the garden we dwell in become polluted, we rape its resources and neglect it.
The return of the Phoenix awaits us all I'm afraid. The ancients tried to warn us, that's why true history is buried behind a wall of lies, so we keep on making the same mistake again and again and again ad infinitum.
>exam in 5 hours
>still haven't slept
>>51592007
Good filename, i'd save that if soundless webms weren't fucking gay
>>51592096
its a silent scene from the film anyway, fucker
>>51592053
gonna ask the qt receptionist at the office I go to everyday if she has selotape I can borrow when I go there later, just as an excuse to talk to her and get the ball rolling a bit
>checked what my local mp voted for last night
>replied on twiter saying I was disappointed he voted against and used #notinmyname
>people started calling me names and tagging the local police
Am I going to get arrested lads?
>>51592114
not too sure about this jap lads
>>51592107
Not really there's music playing
Obviously the visuals are more important but still
>>51592133
>>people started calling me names and tagging the local police
pls be banter
>>51592125
if she does wrap some around her for fun she'll love it
>>51592072
Dutch cheese is soap desu
>>51592133
Where did you check lad? TheyWorkForYou isn't up to date
>>51592199
No it's not
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --
"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"
Going to have a fat shit and then go sign on.
>had a lie in
>wanked in bed just after i woke up
>nice long steamy shower
>just made a god-tier fry up
great day so far
cats are objectively shit pets
Manime
>>51592144
>>51592258
good colours but bad proportions
>>51592255
Kill yourself
Where do I find a wife?
None of the girls I've dated were marriage material tbqh.
>>51592283
>Oscar Pisstory found guilty of murder
How did he even get off before? What the fuck happened? He got charged for being a naughty boy and got 5 minutes in prison and then just fucked off.
>>51592217
Here lad - http://bbc.in/1QVREp2
YUNO IS A WHORE
>>51592318
>>51592296
cat owner detected
i bet you're a homosexual
>>51592334
He was legless at the time m8, manslaughter at the worst
>>51592347
>>51592336
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
I wish I had a mentally unstable psychotic and overly obsessive Japanese girlfriend.
Literally nothing matters
>>51592241
>get stoned before bed
>have vivid dream where I have a gf
>wake up depressed
That's my day so far
>>51592347
That's what makes her great tbqh
>>51592255
love yourself
>>51591638
so why wouldn't innocent people die if we bomb Syria
lost my shoe tbf
>>51592401
pretty degenerate lad
>>51592348
>>51592336
wish I was a baboon tbf
My gf lads
>>51592387
>having an image of lain accompany that post
m8..
>>51592392
yeah, it's great
>>51592422
They would, they die regardless, not THOUSANDS UPON BILLIONS though. They'll die to Islamic State, they'll die to Assad.
Out of all the options bombs will kill the least civilians.
Even if you changed the world, became the most famous person of all time, who cares, this is just one planet out of a trillion trillions.
I would support airstrikes in Syria if there were coordinated with the Syrian government against insurgent targets tbqh.
>>51592451
I think Yuno is the only yandere girl i know of tbqh
>>51592422
>innocent
a good number of them sympathise with ISIS, house terrorists, are related to terrorists, know of things going on but do nothing about it
the only way to solve the middle east is to glass the entire region, wiping out arab culture and their fucking sky daddy insane fantasy along with it
>>51592520
Stop being depressing.
so why did oscar pistorious kill his girlfriend anyway?
>>51592520
If you eat tonight, who cares? You're just one of a trillion billion other humans on this planet
>Rebecca Long-Bailey @RLong_Bailey Dec 1
>I will be voting against military action. I am not satisfied that the proposals as drafted will ensure long term security in UK and Syria
Looks like my MP voted against, silly cow, we must purify ISIS
>>51592532
I'm struggling to think of another 2bh
>>51592565
She called him a leglet.
>>51592580
>tfw no yuno gf
>>51592578
My MP voted for and he's a Ugandan Hindu
>>51592602
What anime is this from?
>>51592565
Apparently they had a huge argument the night before with neighbour's hearing screaming for ages.
>>51592551
I dream about this
>>51592565
She suckled a black penis
>>51592625
>referring to Yuno as 'this'
senpai...
>>51590588
gr8 banter, glad our coppers aren't complete arseholes
having a bit of a crisis of identity Tbh lads
I'm as right wing as they come, and I'd like nothing more than to end the multiculturalism experiment, return this country to a Christian influenced culture and close our borders. I think Islam is a vile religion.
But I just can't rationalise bombing Syria. I realise we're already bombing ISIS in other parts of the world but I just can't convince myself that it needs to be done in Syria as well
what's happening lads
Still in bed. There is no milk in the fridge so I can't make porridge or coffee and the bread is stale and moldy because my mum thinks if you buy a loaf then it lasts two weeks (so I can't even make toast).
>>51592714
>gif
fuck off
>>51590588
>>51590588
good lads (the police not the scruffy little oiks filming)
>>51592731
freeze bread you battyman
>>51592731
Go to the shop yourself and buy fresh goods
would you lads shag madonna?
>>51592735
the gimmick that keeps on giving
>>51590709
Depends on icebergs
RELIGION OF PEACEEEE
>>51592786
I do that but the shop is a 20 minute walk away at the bottom of a large hill. The way down is fine but the way back up is long and grueling, especially with shopping bags.
Normally that's OK because I have been able to get some sustenance in me in the form of breakfast. But I can't even make breakfast today because there's nothing in.
>>51592819
How can anyone actually believe this? If Muhammed (piss be upon him) was alive he would be an isis leader.
OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS
EVERY DAY
>Tfw too old for advent calendars
>>51592796
I wanted to say something about "prime Madonna" and then i realized the involuntary pun
>I'm as right wing as they come, and I'd like nothing more than to end the multiculturalism experiment, return this country to a Christian influenced culture and close our borders. I think Islam is a vile religion.
need birthday present ideas for my dad lads
>>51592880
what are u chatting
ive got a swanky m&s one and its absolutely lush
>>51592872
>Christmas dinner for every meal
wew
>>51592841
Don't you have a rucksack or a bike to use?
>>51592796
Yes.
>>51592904
I'm too spergy to buy one m8
>>51592906
literally the dream
>>51592928
wheres ur mummy in all this
>>51592896
Socks
>have a board on infinite chan
>every morning I have to clean up CP spam
Fucking shit landlord cunt not telling us about fucking house viewings and then waking us all up
>>51592949
200 miles south, uni is a ways away from home
gf wants to try anal but i'm disgusted by the prospect. this seems like something that would happen on seinfeld 2bh
>>51592963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UakvkN_dd1M
Banger lads.
>>51592980
peak
>>51592988
It's worth a try bro, just don't be surprised if she shits all over your knob
>tfw you will never be in the back of this taxi
>tfw the next terrorist attack in the UK will be by """"British""" nationals from Bradford or Luton who have never been to Syria
994 mass shootings in 1,004 days
>America
>>51593020
i think i might have to now, she might break up with me or cheat on me with someone who's willing if i don't
Hello /brit/ I'm drunk
Just wanna say after reading some seppo cunt thread about breaking up with his gf that for the most part you're all down to earth and mature and fuck that guy he is an immature man child toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
can someone explain this to me?
>>51593033
Why do you want him to lick your arsehole?
>>51593081
>I'm drunk
good lad, I was drunk last night myself
>>51593081
yanks are wank
yanks? no thanks
yanks rob banks
yanks need spanks
yanks called hank
