Angels edition
cara
ukip
West Midlands
protestant
lisicki
lads
potential lasses
i be placed in a bewilderment
setting the scene:
i havent slept for about 24 hours
this is leading to:
ruddy well falling asleep at mine own desk
making truly awful posts
the problem:
mother is waiting on plumber to arrive and fix the bleeding blooding rudding bathroom sink
then she wants me to help her festivise the house
this is expounded by:
plumber is running late and may not come at all
going to have to wait basically indefinitely until 5 when he's definitely not coming to start putting up christmas
my dilemma is thus:
what on earth am i to do
im so tired i would suck cornwalls willy for a mattress and a pillow right now but i cant just go to sleep or mum will be well miffed
>>51508558
want to sniff her bum
Got given a teapot with a warmer that you put a tealight in. Am I supposed to use the tealight to heat it up from cold or just to keep already hot water hot?
That yank thread posting '''british''' stuff is getting me down desu, why so much bully :c
>housemate asked me if there was any deliveries
>said I don't know (I do actually, just didn't get the door for it)
>losing the rag at me as I should've got it cos he was 'asleep'
Would actually punch him if it wouldn't get me kicked out
Fucking moron drunkenly stumbled in this morning at 9am, when he was expecting a delivery? What an odious moron
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>51508648
your houses are fucking awful, though.
alright lads a girl agreed to go to drinks with me
what am I supposed to do at said drinks
>>51508648
Made me realise how shit this country really is
>>51508676
drink them
talk to other human beings
>>51508667
i swear you've posted this like 20 times. She looks fucking disgusting and ridiculously unclean.
>>51508648
He's mad because his British girlfriend was cheating on him
>>51508661
Should tell him that lad
>>51508661
answer the door you fucking spastic
youd get fucking battered if you tried to hit someone you socially anxious wankstain
>>51508676
be witty, charismatic and charming
I dont believe their existence
They are virtual animals
>>51508648
they literally either live in commieblocks or plywood houses, the only thing they've got going is better weather in some states
'we' as western europe might have lots of rain and generally meh weather we never have the extremes destroying our homes
>>51508731
Why? I knew it wasn't mine, it's not my responsibility
>youd get fucking battered if you tried to hit someone you socially anxious wankstain
>projecting
>>51508661
I would be annoyed too desu, if you were in it's not unreasonable to expect you to answer the fucking door you sperg
>>51508757
What are you gonna do when the wooden piles under your house rot?
>>51508667
>girl
>>51508715
>20 times
newfag
>>51508743
failing that?
>>51508804
And it's not too hard to wake up and listen out for your own delivery either you muppet
>>51508820
i don't live in the swampy bits
>tfw my house is literally over 200 years old
>>51508790
you sound like a right cunt, would hate to live with someone who couldn't be arsed to answer the fucking door.
>>51508757
Don't care I'd rather live in a 4000 square foot plywood house than a little semi detached house desu
>>51508585
good post
>>51508893
Enjoy your asbestos
>>51508873
It's fucking autistic to not answer a knock at the door, even if you know it's not for you. Did you hide in case the postie looked through the window? Kek
*rolls up sleeves*
*dons heeming gloves*
*sits quietly in the corner observing the thread with some caution*
*someone does a shout*
*fingers almost imperceptibly twitch towards katana hilt*
lads im so fucked hahah 1300 pounds in debt
>>51508930
Enjoy your commieblock
*silently creeps into the thread*
>>51508991
pay denbts
NEEEEEEEEEEEED a 90s russian pop gf lads
https://youtu.be/F7XAQNRn638
>opened my first advent calendar chocolate today
>>51508873
Aye your roommate will be sure to get your post if youre out at the shops from now on
>>51509079
> Being 5
from a new worlder perspective, the worst thing about UK living standards are the homes. No one cares if your homes aren't made of plywood: they look like fucking shit and are connected to someone elses.
>b-b-but its a small crowded country
don't even fucking start. Cable TV here is riddled with UK real estate shows and ALL I FUCKING SEE is vast amounts of green open land yet you all choose to live in 50sq ft houses. It makes literally 0 (zero) fucking sense. People have these huge amounts of private land but the house is literally inner city tier size by Melbourne standards.
>>51509110
good magazine that
>>51509010
>implying I don't live in a comfy countryside house
>>51509110
refrain from posting this titillating and immoral degeneracy please.
I could literally heem any of your grandmas
Tread carefully nerds
>>51509110
Jorgie is literally who? on I'm A Celeb
#TeamVicky
*heavy atmosphere dissipates*
*slowly removes heeming gloves*
*rolls sleeves back down*
*buttons up trenchcoat*
*puts out cigarette*
*adjusts kabuto*
*presses button on katana hilt, hidden umbrella pops out*
*makes an inconspicuous egress from the thread into the rain*
>>51509091
Except I've never relied on somebody else to get it for me
>>51509111
>vast amounts of green open land
but thats nice to look at mate.
>>51508661
>I resent my housemate and for having a social life
>>51509138
quality journalism here boys
>>51509111
>Australia
>trying to lecture Britain
Don't even bother mate.
>>51509263
but thats not FRONT
>>51509265
so glad my ancestors decided to steal bread
http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e4006.html?aFROM=2157_2158
>560 yen (£3) from kyoto to osaka
is this correct
that must be gas
>>51509110
>>51509188
> I watch Im a Celeb
>>51509278
fuck me i'm blind >>51509263
>>51509110
>I don't want to lose my bum
Err, what bum?
>>51508991
Still richer than Drake Bell lad, chin up
>>51509188
1 - Lady C
2 - Kieron Dyer
3 - Chris Eubank
fuck the rest
especially vicky since she's so fake and the producers favorite
>>51509263
Who's the semen demon on the front?
>>51509333
good feel
qt black girl told me i did my presentation at work really well at uni today so im now going to have a wank to a black girl in her honour
>>51509364
Can you not read?
>presented by Courtnie Q
>>51509299
no that's the train
t. have been there
>>51509410
Try and shag the IRL qt instead lad
>>51509410
good gentleman
Lads is Lindybeige a fedora?
I like watching his videos desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZfpQzV2GnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4bXBDvN9Wc
>>51509441
wahey
>>51509263
>tfw had work experience at zoo magazine
>>51509410
Good lad. Love black girls desu. I shagged an angry Nigerian girl during Freshers and she was pure filth.
>>51509462
he's based 2bh. well, his military and history ones are anyway.
>>51509501
pray tell
Wisconsin reporting in. Top of the morning lads.
>>51509337
>Pretending to like Lady C
Yeah nah, you're just a contrarian bellend
>>51509537
It was pretty boring. A couple of girls came in one time as well as Keith Lemon which was weird.
a happening in istanbull lads
>>51509573
>Wisconsin
Literally who
>>51509616
Istanbul, not Constantinople?
>>51509616
What happened la
>>51509616
and no link or source?
fuck off m8
>>51509616
are the turks and kurds at it again?
>>51509648
Got called a racist in greggs
>>51509616
suspicious
>>51509616
Literally not had a single news notification
What are you talking about?
>>51509616
>a happening
> in paki land
who cares
>>51509650
this isnt news and im not google
lazy cunt
>>51509584
A large % like her hence she's still in there
Myself, Kieron, Chris and Poleaboo all feel as if she had been bullied
>>51509616
[deus vult intensifies]
>>51509616
Imagine actually living somewhere shit
>>51509690
>post something that is fresh news
>this isnt news
hmmmmmm
>>51509695
She's still in there because she causes drama
listening to Smooth Xmas lads
>>51509650
>>51509616
>'explosion' in muslim country
Is anybody surprised? #NotAllMuslims ofc
>>51509742
>power transformer
Nappening
Do you think the concept behind containment boards actually works? If anything it just gives /pol/tards and robots hugboxes and lets them organize. You could tell autistic fuckers like these off a few times and they might straighten up, but not if they have a community supporting their bullshit.
>>51509782
it's a european city m8
>>51509791
i don't think so. it legitimises degeneracy if anything
>>51509796
GOD
SAVE
IRELAND
>>51509791
>Do you think the concept behind containment boards actually works?
Not even a little bit.
It's not a containment board it's a spawning pool.
>>51509796
european muslims are a thing, you fucking racist
>turks are europeans
eh oh el
>>51509869
is this sfw
>>51509796
About as European as Baku m8
>>51509869
looks like sersh
>qt coworker hates me
>managers want me gone
all is not well in the world of normiedom lads
>>51509961
what did you do?
>>51509961
bloody hell it went a bit downhill didnt it
>>51509961
maybe if you werent such a spastic...
>>51509975
It's been a down hill trajectory since Sunday fa͏m
>>51509974
I took qt coworker on a shitty date, and she just sodded off without even a word, then i've just been working slowly because depressed t͏bh
>>51510041
what did you do on the date?
was struggling for (you)s before that istanbull thing.
that death was not in vain
quite relieved now
>>51510041
>>51510066
is this in japan
>>51510041
>Shitting where you eat.
>>51510041
I don't understand how your date can go from fine to horrible during the course of sitting in a dark cinema not interacting and watching a movie
>>51509854
Why? God already saved us from the muzzies so far lad
>>51510053
I took for a cheeky nandos & hunger games
>>51510041
sounds like a cunt
any decent woman would have finished the date
>>51510085
how could that go wrong lad?
chebs
>>51510083
>every date is a movie
>especially first dates
>>51510081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidu_River_Bridge
no, China
>>51510083
Neither can I lad
>>51510097
I don't know ask her la
>>51510123
did they build scaffolding the size of those mountains
>>51510117
ehh
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=marie+claude+bourbonnais&FORM=HDRSC2
>>51510213
>bing
thoughts on these threads?
>>>/r9k/24663170
>>51510213
can't enjoy these as her boobs are too inflated
>>51510238
>not knowing that bing is far superior to google for image/video searching
First day on the internet buddy?
>Go to take a shit
>Someone starts a conversation with me through the door
Jesus fuck just fucking fuck off you fucking cunt.
You can't avoid buying from capitalist companies when you live under capitalism. How hard is that to understand? Apparently very.
>>51510311
fuck off yank
>>51510311
>shitting in public restrooms
>>51510308
>I work for microsoft
>>51510192
Did a read, doesn't sound like it
They used rockets and stuff, sounds quite cool desu
>>51510263
they were ok when I was a neet desu
>>51510311
That's well out of order
>>51510341
The doors on yank public toilets have like a foot gap on all sides, it's ridiculous
>>51510331
sarah
really hate the "its habbening" meme when it's applied to every minor news story
>>51510354
You're a fucking thick cunt.
>>51510343
I'm not.
Why don't appliances come with long enough cables anymore?
Seems like every time I buy something I gotta be splicing cables
>>51510376
that's the tp-handy-hole in case of an emergency shortage
>>51510388
/pol/ was better when that meme had more traction
wish I was brave and normal enough to show my face with my comments like on twitter or facebook
yeah look, fucking rockets lads
mental
>>51510465
runt, wasteman, coward
Just watched Casablanca, it was really good desu
>>51510418
Nah I mean like how the door comes away from the rest of the cubicle so there's a 1 foot gap all around the edge you can clearly see through
>>51509726
Didn't help Brian
also
>I like drama
>She causes drama
>I like her
>>51510465
Comments on what? Just retweet/share shit by other people m8
>>51510516
I've watched it twice in the last few years but don't remember it desu
always drunk when I watch movies
>>51510554
comments here
>>51510499
What's the backstory?
>>51510568
I watched it randomly and really enjoyed it. Sort of weird seeing films from the 40's the world was so different.
>>51510583
its a bridge, they needed to get the cables across the valley
>>51510622
Yeah, googled it then
Thought ISIS or something had shot down a bridge lmao
>I don't listen exclusively to acid jazz
recorded a little video of myself and fapped to it unironically
>tfw SS gave me a better ass than any gf i could ever wish for
>>51510701
Hi Gilles Peterson
>>51510741
>SS
wha
dipping ginger nut biscuits into my coffee lads x
>"Severe" Fire Rages In Newcastle
Lads
>>51510860
happening
>>51510741
>fapped
>ass
fuck off yank
>>51510844
basic lifting regime, that has been critiqued for overtraining legs and neglecting upper body.
>>51510741
I do that when I need material for a spontaneous midnight wank and my computer is off
wish I could have myself as a bf desiu
got a message on fb just saying hey
not comfortable with this inane conversation
>I don't listen exclusively to field recordings and harsh noise
>>51510887
why haven't you told me what SS stands for. Why do I need to ask this again. getting sick of you btw
>>51510886
wanking to my own arse just sounds plain dirty la
fapping to my own ass just sounds like a joke or something.
Even though both are true statements.
>>51510890
I would fuck myself.
Alright lads
Taking my QT Korean GF for a meal tonight, to celebrate her finishing all coursework for Christmas.
We're both off Uni tomorrow so we'll be getting drunk then going back to hers for the night.
Gonna be some mad levels of sex tonight, wish me luck
>>51510921
Starting Strength.
>>51510925
i'm p sure all homosexuality is a form of narcissism
>>51510925
is there a name for freaks like you?
>tfw no jgf
>>51510962
i'm not really gay though. my bum is just very nicely shaped from squatting.
>>51510967
attractive people?
>>51510910
>>51510932
Normans are French
Vikings are Scandi
>Marine imprisoned for choking a man to death when he realised the man wasn't a woman
>Mid blowjob
>>51510977
Not at work/London thing today? Or are you being paid to complain about no jgf?
>>51511031
>Normans are French
not really m8
>>51511046
London thing ends when I finish the work
>mfw there are people still there probably
idiots the lot of them
Just decided I'm going to change my sliders on tinder and going to go on the hunt for some cougars haha
Anyone know any places in London where are actually good to find cougars IRL?
>>51511046
>>51511098
Also I get fully paid during these courses, so yes
/pol/ BTFO
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/men-who-shot-black-lives-matter-protesters-left-clues-on-4chan-and-slew-of-incriminating-texts/
>>51511031
Normans were scandi settlers
Anglos and normans both came from over here
You're all danes 2bh
Obama is such an inspiring man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7mxYzCfkb8
>>51511172
Fuck off we're well too ugly to be Danes
>>51511152
>Outline plans for a counter-protest
>This is somehow indicative of intent to kill
Also, they're /k/omrades.
>>51511152
Fucking lunatics
>>51511152
the 4chan hacker strikes again
>>51508540
If I've gotten this correctly, the twelve stars (partially obscured by her figure here), represent the twelve tribes of Israel, and are a popular Judaeo-Christian motif, which is why they're on the EU flag?
>>51511236
Haven't you been watching The Last Kingdom, lad?
>>51511014
if you like a boys bum you're gay
Need a good movie I can get drunk, eat my pizza and have fun watching lads.
>>51511332
Nah is it good?
>>51511381
what pizza?
>>51511381
austin powers
At what age did you accept that you're not special? At what age did you accept that you'll be a worker drone stuck at a computer for the rest of your life?
>>51511381
I've got just the thing senpai
>>51511381
Trading Places
>>51511391
Pretty good actually yeah
>BBC releasing a "best of Top Gear" DVD
Oh so they're fine with sacking Clarkson but they're fine with profiting off his work?
>>51511469
they wouldn't have sacked him if they could have dealt with it internally without all the media publicity, and now no one cares
>>51511469
>being even slightly surprised by this
>>51511469
Yes why wouldn't they? He punched someone at work so he had to go but might as well milk the cow.
Fingered an American girl and masturbated the next day while sniffing my fingers. She has a boyfriend so I looked at all the pictures of them together whilst I was thrashing my penis.
Am I weird?
>>51511525
Lying is a sin.
Slow day on /brit/ today eh lads? Ha
>>51511548
>I have never fingered a girl so no one else has
>>51511583
naff off yank
Man in the meme castle is shit boring lads
>>51511111
dem quints
changed my mind on not playing video games
going to only play 1 hour on work days, 3 hours days off
Then I still have time to do useful things
made stew for dinner desu
>>51511236
Danish men are surprisingly ugly tho
Decent women though, far better than England
>>51511664
what kind?
only 1 response to my cop or not post and it was from a girl so worthless shaking my head
>>51511469
yes since they own the rights to Top Gear
>>51511672
beef desu
>>51511596
Austria, what did I tell you about lying?
>>51511671
I think we have better looking men than women desu
Shame I'm ugly as fuck ahaha
British-Moldavian union when?
Back from the dentist. Apparently I need 5 fillings and a root canal treatment lmao.
>>51511722
post pics x
no rugby gf
Have you guys ever seen a girl so beautiful you start to consider suicide knowing you can't have her?
At the mall the other day I saw what can only be described as an angel who had descended to earth. She had golden, longe, healthy blonde hair, perfect, beautiful white skin, the most gorgeous face I have ever seen, the most gorgeous, healthy body and feminine shape I have ever seen. I have never seen someone even half as beautiful as her. She looked to be about thirteen or fourteen, was in her school dress with a friend. I have to wonder if she even knew just how absolutely gorgeous she was. She was so beautiful she carried a golden aura around her wherever she went, brightening the world around her. I saw many other people looking at her, one disgusting ugly shitskin was among them. This is the sort of girl men go to war and die for. She is the reason we must protect and cherish the white race.
The worst part, I didn't talk to her. And I'll probably never see her again in my life, that angel, that goddess, that beautiful, innocent, feminine, pure aryan beauty.
>tfw you want to play videogames but you have coursework to do
>Just eat not adding my pizza to basket when I press it
>>51511098
Tried to find a picture that represented you at work but this is the best I can do.
Also accidentally found the gravure she did when she was 15 so I'm expecting GCHQ to barge in at any moment.
>>51511780
my hand prints desu
>>51511766
this
me with the gf
>>51511799
>using just eat
you reap what you sow
>>51511766
its still cooking
>>51511799
Sorry
>>51511735
It's the normalfag guy in Austria, he's probably not even lying.
me with the gf
>Justeat lagging like fuck
I'm gonna fucking starve
>>51511800
this is quite accurate; everyone is asking me for help but i do not give it to them for they did not pay attention the first time
>>51511888
He almost certainly is tbqh. It was a kukfag fanfic post.
>>51511828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r83ThBaWUE
Why is volume 1 of OPM so expensive? It's £20 on Amazon and this cretinous cunt unironically has it at £99.
Then on sites like WHSmith and Waterstones it's £5 (but their online services are dire).
>>51511937
use deliveroo
