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December edition
no its not done yet.
just noticed my friend shaves his armpits
does that mean he's gay?
armpit hair is super gross and sweaty senpai
>>24663170
Posting in this thread because the guy puts so much effort into the images
who else here /doesntknowwhichthreadwereusing/?
>>24663181
No, it's easier to wash/less sweat and it makes you aerodynamic in a fight ofcourse.
>>24663170
looking good so far
>>24663212
this one plz senpai
>Poleaboos dad told him to try to look for a job
What does he think he has been doing for the last 2 months?
also
>Legal Aid
>Prescription pills
>JSA
Poleaboo would like to extend warm thanks to all the wageslaves in the thread
>>24663203
yep, loving the festive cock & balls/candle in the top right
How is everybody gonna spend their christmas lads?
Probably gonna spend mine alone, again...
>tfw stuck living in East Devon
>slowly losing my fucking mind
Full Elliot Rodger soon lads
>>24663181
I tried that once but it was itchy as fuck, never again
>>24663238
mom's siblings and their families are coming over
I just want to play playstation on my own and then watch national lampoon
>tfw feeling a little better~
it's a good feel lads. I hope you're all having a good day~
>>24663170
thanks for always making these for us lad. They always look really good~
>>24663238
Going to spend it with my family~
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing tbqh
>>24663170
so far today ive got to
-feed the wan wan
-test my new printer. I hate printers
-wait for 2 deliveries
-eat my sisters left over curry
-god knows what else will come up.
-maybe get the op image done
>>24663181
I hack at mine with clippers, not all off just less growlery.
>>24663238
Told my dad I'm spending it at my mum's, told my mum I'm spending it at my dad's.
Going to just fuck off somewhere on my own.
Poleaboo started playing Witcher 3
He'd by lying if he said he didn't find it Polish origin offputting
Doesn't like the personality of the MC, bit of a dick, doesn't like how his quest is essentially chasing pussy, finds that unrelateable and had to self-insert
>>24663263
I also hate printers but love wan-wan's post wan-wan and kick printer for me pls.
>>24663238
Last year i went to visit my parentsand still spent it aloneso probably that again
>>24663277
Poleaboo just discovered the game manhunt
He thinks he could really relate to it and is unsure why it was banned
Luckily he has found a copy on eBay, maybe he can live out his fantasies through game once and for all
Right now there are FOUR brifeel threads. One has hit the limit, but three are new.
Then you bellends complain about the janny fucking you over.
>>24663265
wouldn't the stubble feel itchy and prickly? I know pubes do after a couple days
>>24663301
Poleaboo remembers haring about it on the news a decade or so ago when that kid killed his m8, he was disgusted at the time, thought the guy should've been hung
His opinion has not changed, now he thinks the murder should till be killed but for not for murder but for going about it so half-arsed and failing to become an actual serial killer by getting a second kill
>>24663170
>thinking about little girls chinese cartoons
what are you a fucking bender or summink m8?
>>24663277
>doesn't like how his quest is essentially chasing pussy, finds that unrelateable and had to self-insert
I fucking said the same thing! I said the main char was too much of a chad and some twat here tried to argue he wasn't.
But I would recommend you stick with it. Even though it's impossible to 'role play' or self insert as geralt, the story is really good and there some story quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. Shame the combat is dull. Would have been a 10/10 action rpg for me if they had a better combat system.
Do you have a girl in your life lads?
>>24663324
Oh, I just hack it back to like 15mm or so, keep it beyond stubble length but not like a seething mass of daddy long legs under there.
>>24663350
No, but I have a special guy in my life. I hope I don't fuck it up.
>>24663350
No and it's glorious.
>>24663238
I'll probably go visit mum at the graveyard for a couple of hours.
>>24663350
There are girls in my life that I know and act normal around
I have none I want to pursue romantically tho
>>24663370
Does she work there?
>>24663387
She's done working, it's time for her to rest now.
>>24663343
How could anyone argue otherwise?
Even the polite dialogue option are Chad-tier responses
>>24663238
gonna spend the vast majority of it alone. I'm going round my mum's house in the evening, that's if I'm not too drunk after drinking alone all day
>>24663312
This is the only one with traffic even the janny should be capable of figuring out what to do.
>>24663238
At home with my mum, her boyfriend and my uncle, last year we had about 10 people over so this year it'll be nice to have it so chilled
>>24663370
I would kill myself if i lost my mum
>>24663238
I'm not sure, probably walk around the city half cut and imagine I'm in 28 days later.
>>24663263
what is wan wan lad, good job on the op image
>>24663335
its not for me, it representative of the users in the thread.
>>24663312
o lawdy.
>>24663279
not even posting my wan wan ever, don't want her face used in wan wan porn.
>>24663414
word, most important person in my life. I love her dearly
>>24663425
what some anons got to calling dogs. twas a thread meme for a while.
>>24663437
>don't want her face used in wan wan porn
It will be tasteful!
i hate daytime so much
i feel like such a waster
Who /drainingthetaxpayer/ here?
>26,000 quid student "loans"
>10,000 quid student grants
>4000 quid Legal aid
>3500 quid NEETbux
>1000 quid prescription pills
>>24663453
oh I see, thanks for the info. I have a love/hate relationships with puppers
>>24663459
Getting a good amount of pills
Like 7k a year bennies
Go to the doctors a lot too
>>24663170
Wow this new image is perfect.
Who feels really proud we've crossed out all of the things and now have just one more to go for this year?
Also who is going to be spending Christmas in /britfeel/? Hopefully we can get a fair few of us here to have our own Christmas celebration together.
>>24663479
>Like 7k a year bennies
How?
including housing allowance?
someone give me the motivation to shower, get dressed and pop to the local tescos for some food. i really can't be arsed but i'm fucking starving.
why does poleaboo refer to himself in the third person?
>>24663502
We should have a google hangout where we all eat xmas dinner together.
>>24663505
Top rate of ESA
>>24663350
I have several friends that are girls, one that I could probably sleep with/start a relationship with if I wanted
>>24663515
Treat yourself to something while you're out lad. Preferably not booze as it's a bit early.
orate lads anyone else despise their birthday? i turn 23 tomorrow and i just want the day to end already to save the commotion and awkwardness of dealing with people
>>24663537
treat myself to what? there is is really nice milkshake place but it's 15-20 minute walk away while the tesco is about a 5 minute walk. i'd love the milkshake but too far
>>24663515
Hey I disagree with >>24663537
Whenever I need motivation to shower and leave the house I just think 'I'll buy some booze when I'm out then when I get home I'll be able to get drunk later' that always motivates me.
why haven't you fappd today lads?
>>24663551
mars milkshake lad
>>24663540
I know that feel mate i turned 23 a few weeks ago. 23 is such such a bad age to turn because it feels like there is no going back now. 21 and 22 is still kind of young but 23 you got no excuses anymore you know what I mean?
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
you cant imagine how fast i went lads. had the AC permanently blasting on the lowest setting and still was warm as fuck going hard to shitty music
>>24663522
I'm just poleaboos m8, relaying messages, glad I'm doing such a good job you think I'm the man himself
>>24663555
I want too but the cleaner and my gf's sister are walking around I fear they may walk in as a crank it to female dom
>>24663502
>Also who is going to be spending Christmas in /britfeel/?
My family doesn't really celebrate xmas. Parents put some decorations up, a small tree and some lights but we don't do anything on xmas. No gifts or family meals. Will be a normal day. Come to think of it, my family don't celebrate anything. Just on birthdays we get a card, plus mothers day, a card too.
>>24663540
it was my birthday last week~
>tfw the only people who said happy birthday were lads from britfeel
I do appreciate it though, it meant a lot to me
the day itself wasn't depressing, it felt like any other day~
looking back at it makes me sad though.
>>24663586
No one cares m8
>>24663575
i feel like any inch of hope for a normal functioning life is lost at 23, guess this is it for us now lad
>>24663609
>Poleaboo now remembers that time his qt Polish ex-roommate wished him a happy birthday through facebook private messaging
>>24663634
doesn't mean much m8. fb plasters all over and sends you notifications when someones birthday is here.
>regular takeaway puts price up of my meal deal by a pound, was 10
>notice a big indian meal for 2 for the same price
>delivery guy explains it was an error on the website and should've been 20bong but only charged 11
>tfw just eat recognises my address as 2.7 miles away but it's actually more so I should be paying more for delivery
>tfw not ordering from them again for trying to rip me off for a quid
Looks like I won
>>24663634
so-sorry poleaboo~
>>24663659
Looks like shit mate.
If I'm having sex with a girl and I know she has a boyfriend, it's him who is being c.u.c.k.e.d and not me, right?
I've cum inside her anyway, you wouldn't believe the rush.
I'm lonely though.
>>24663676
oh booohooo you get sex and are so lonely
poor you
>>24663659
I once got a just eat order delivered like 5+ miles from a completely different area and it was under a tenner felt develish
>>24663676
fuck off
>>24663657
>doesn't mean much
She was the only person he knew on facebook who actually bothered to do it
The others were 2 random adds from a social anxiety forum from when poleaboo was 18
>>24663679
Anybody can just get a hooker and have sex, does that mean they're not lonely?
>>24663670
It's called curry famalam it always looks like shit
>>24663696
he never said he was paying to fuck her. paying a hooker and a girl willingly letting you fuck her are very different
>>24663676
>i'm a bad person why am i lonely boohoo
>>24663615
nigga I'm an important part of /britfeel/ and a real robot.
>>24663586
What is this 'fast' thing? Do people do uppers and sit in their room listening to house music? Is this why the chav next door to me in constantly blasting house music at night club volume while he is in his room alone?
>Meant to be wagekeking today
>Wake up feeling like someone used my face as a punching bag and pissed down my throat
Wonderful. At least this is the perk of being a beta who does nothing wrong in work, because they've no reason to think a sick day isn't legit.
>>24663676
Fuck off normie scumbag
LEAVEEEEEE
>>24663717
being "fast" literally means ... being fast. your metabolism is increased, you move your limbs fast/dance, you feel adrenalin and euphoria. this mostly gets triggered or intensified by listening music. so your entire body just speeds up
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>24663676
Sex with someone you dont love is actually pretty unsatisfying mate, rather just rub one out to veronica rodriguez 2bh
>>24663737
nearest rubbish bin m8
>>24663735
Do you need to take drugs to do it, like being high?
>>24663737
Was it ever decided if she was a tranny or not?
>>24663758
no. but if you take drugs you can go faster of course.
>>24663552
Can be too tempting to get started though, maybe I've got more of a problem.
>>24663769
I don't know anything about her however my guess would be she is a female
Virgins in the thread, serious question and honestly not shitposting, why haven't you used an escort to just get it over with?
>>24663793
I feel that it would lessen and cheapen the experience and the act of sex. sex is a sacred thing and paying for it goes against my beliefs and opinions.
>>24663793
i'm too much of a cheap fuck, would rather spend that money on a good meal for myself or get a 6 months gym membership and get more out of it
>>24663717
>chav listening to house music at club volume alone
LOL why doesn't he just go into a club
>>24663793
doesn't count 2bh
>>24663589
Poleaboo has a friend is the most unbelievable thing about this all, that's why everyone is convinced it's you talking in the third person.
This is probably the detective, right?
>>24663793
Paid a stripper one night, felt like an idiot afterwards
I imagine a prossie would be the same, wouldn't get all I want from her and feel cheated after
>>24663815
Not if you get a kind, lovely East Yuro qt.
Do the world a favour and don't let a fat sjw english inbred pig/10 be your first.
>>24663838
I can assure you I won't let that happen. I'm too fussy for my own good
>>24663716
2bh lad
>>24663815
>cheapen the experience and the act of sex. sex is a sacred thing
This is why you're a virgin. Sex is putting your dick in a hole between a female's legs.
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
what the fuck is wrong with this shitting board
>>24663824
Because he's a complete bellend. He thinks he's like Tony Soprano level gangster but then never leaves his backgarden unless his nan comes with him.
Time to get /comfy/
Thankyou random Serbian contact
>tfw make a /britfeel/ post by accident in the wrong thread
can't seem to delete it either >>24663901
looks so out of place, still need an answer to the question though
>>24663892
what d rugs do you have there lad
>>24663917
yes lad you dont need credit to answer ur phone, enjoy the pizza m8
how do i find a single london flat for 500 a month?
only physical copy of the britfeel image
soon to go on ebay signed
1000gbp
well that works. time to eat
>>24663951
Time machine? Original content.
>>24663921
Some good old fashioned diazepam, just popped my last 4 oc20's as well, will have more arriving by the end of the week
>see 30 ish year old young milfy looking chick across the room flicking it to porn on her bed under her jogging bottoms
>I'm on third floor, she's on second, can see right down
>she sees me looking, looks kinda shocked and walks off
>I go back to playing dark souls
>I look again, she's now completely removed her joggers, nothing at all and wanking legs wide aimed at me
>she's grinning, I decide to wank too
>realise I'm fucking jacking it on the window to some random woman I've never even talked to before
So basically some old lady saw me jacking it and there's police outside her house and I think they're coming over here what do I do
>>24663350
I had one until recently ;_;
>>24663986
I don't believe you lad, these kind of things don't happen to robots
almost night lads
almost feel at ease
>>24663986
Go over to the milf's house, obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>24664074
But what do I do? Do I bring pizza? I don't know what's customary, is it wine? How does it work? Do I just turn up and wank in her face again?
>>24663986
If that is true you are retarded you should have gone down and banged her.
If it is true the rozzers can't do you for wanking in your own fucking house. The old lady who reported you is a pervert for looking. They should be nicking her.
>>24664099
Good point, I guess you just ask if she wants to hang out. Either that or wait and see if she wants to do it again.
>>24663737
/lgbt/ and get a tranny you fag
>>24664121
Like if you do it like the videogames you start rubbing their legs and hope they don't woke up, then you can remove the skirt, which is when you rub the nipples, then you insert the penis while she orgasms, but I don't think it works like videogames
>>24664108
I don't think it was the police for me, just bad timing. Since an ambulance turned up too and somebody went away in it but the police never bothered me
>>24664155
>he gave an old lady a heart attack
>>24664174
>he gave a bored housewife a good wank
>Turkish off license has employed an middle-aged white English lady
Have the tables finally turned gentlemen?
>never had high sex drive as virgin
>assume it was because I was a virgin I just suppressed it or something
>have had gf for 6 months now
>sex is feeling more and more like a chore
>still go along with it so she enjoys it
>when she gets her period I'm actually happy so I don't have to think about sex for a few days
>she got thrush, so we've not had sex for a week and a bit
>I've not even wanked yet I feel nothing
Otherwise lifestyle I'm pretty healthy, is there a reason I just don't care about sex?
>tfw not good looking in the slightest
>>24664235
>there's a Chinese and a chippy next to each other
>Chippy is owned by incredibly over the top Chinese guy
>Chinese is owned by an old couple from Yorkshire
I'm perpetually confused
>>24664235
Wheres this then?
Imagine if you guys put as much effort into your lives as you do for the OP image
>>24663170
Who makes these? They're really good desu senpai.
>>24664320
The brit mafia
>>24664283
>tfw decent looking but so far down the weeaboo rabbit-hole I'm just an overall boring person
>>24664341
>watch the sopranos
>come to the conclusion i could make it in the mafia and would be a feared, respected and high ranking member
it's a shame i'm not italian, at least i look italian
>>24663986
>you watch her wank
>she's chad's sperm bank
ate 2 bags of crisps today
not healthy is it
>>24664367
Am I the only one that thinks the sopranos is shit?
>>24664376
I eat 2 every single day m8
>>24664376
Not that healthy, i binge eat shit food evey other week though
Still 6f 2 190lbs and pretty lean
Just make sure your diet is clean for the rest of the week and counterbalance it with regular exercise
Still gotta enjoy life mate
>>24663238
LOTR marathon
>>24664376
nigga, I had 12 packs of quavers, 4 salted caramel cookies, 24 millionaire bites, a 3 pack of dairy milk caramels alongside my 3 main meals...
2 packs is okay.
>>24664416
nice, i plan to also do this, you watching the extended versions?
>>24664419
In fairness, 3 packets of Quavers equals one decent packet of crisps.
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvIXwz7r
come and be lonely together lads
just evaded some taxes lads
>>24663986
I feel like a retard but I can't picture how you saw her. Do you live in a flat or something? Was she across the street or what because you said "across the room"
I'm confused.
Pretty hot story though m8, made me want to have a wank t.b.h
>>24664419
>getting shot once is fine, i got shot nine times
>>24664472
forgot vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boH1J3MH_XI
>>24663502
>Also who is going to be spending Christmas in /britfeel/?
All of us, probably. Where else are we going to be?
>>24664474
If you're rich then you are clever and right to have done it. If you are poor, you are scum and a leech.
>>24664382
It's boring af
nothing happens, most characters are paper thin with no arc, the first 2/3 seasons are a comedy
what's your favourite website aside from 4chan? mine is probably youtube, it really is a fantastic website
>>24664453
Yes. It's the only acceptable way to watch them.
>>24664493
the only good redesign in recent memory on youtube was their video player
the rest was shit
>>24664474
My dad's business has been operating at a loss on paper for years. Every other year though he has to report some profit so they don't get suspicious.
I'm on the pay roll and get half paid into my account, half paid in cash.
Inland revenue can GET FUCKED.
>>24664493
reddit, only for certain sub reddits though
How do I go about learning design or web design or coding or something?
I need to learn a new skill, I don't have many
>>24664511
What, praytell, is the name of this company? It is an hilarious story and I would like to send you a fruit basket for being so clever. Yes, a fruit basket indeed.
how do pakis afford to have 4 kids each?
>>24664542
https://www.codecademy.com
Is decent for beginners and learning the basics
>>24664572
Sure thing friend.
My dad's company is called Greggs, we shovel pasties into little paper bags for morons.
Come on guys Britain's shit desu #god fuck the queen and all deformed toothed subjects
>>24664593
>you're a big company
In that case you really will get a fruit basket, and maybe a knighthood one day. Thank you for making Britain great! Tax is for the plebs.
having a rough day can someone start posting cute Koreans lads.
>>24664586
What's the most useful to learn? Java? Python?
>>24664639
fuck m8s i fucked that up i meant to say korean birds
>>24664657
freudian slip there buddy, you crave korean boys.
>>24664642
Start with HTML then work your way through, but yeah java and python probs most applicable
>>24664639
>korean lads
na m8, chinese birds are better than korean lads and birds
>0 new messages
>>24664671
nah i want ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrCA1OInoo
>>24664675
thanks guy
>>24663343
>10/10 action RPG
>Can't play as anything but Chad
Come on now.
really like flat chested girls t.b.h lads, been messaging a girl I went to school with who has nice and cute little titties
>>24664689
You don't have to lie here senpai, we all know how cute asian guys are.
>>24663525
How do you get the top rate? Do you just have to wait it out.
>>24663343
You're better off with Fallout 4 since your character can give a sarcastic response to almost everything
>>24664472
>come join a community full of gay autistic neckbeards
Nah ur gd senpai
I hate all women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mcSiepW8GY
>>24664734
why so salty joe, you're the one that sperg'd out lad
>>24664705
m8 I just want Korean girls post them please
>>24664721
>Always four options
>YES
>NO/MAYBE
>ELABORATE
>LE SARCASTIC ONE LINER AS I'M SO WITTY AND SMART
Worst thing ever desu
>>24664734
>come join a community full of gay autistic neckbeards
Another*
>>24664761
>hur durr ur underage
>using senpai on more than one occasion
>this feedback hurts my ears
>the word cunt offends me
>let's ban him
Lol'd at your shitty little community, I was there 2 minutes and it was boring
>>24664807
boring? you're a meme machine, nothing more. yawn, good riddance.
>>24664301
Cambridge innit
>>24664828
Don't forget to tip your fedora and brandish your katana so I know not to return
Meme machine? Jesus Christ you're a fucking loser lmao
gonna watch the latest episode of legends. it's a relatively plebby tv show but it has sean bean in it so that makes up for it
>>24664572
Been meaning to do this for a while.
>>24664854
salty much ;)
anyway have the last word lad, it's all yours
>>24664862
kek, saving that one. Gideon is always good for a chuckle.
Here its another shitty video for u.
>Chad who joined work two years after me being given all the nice easy high profile projects
>I'm stuck on crappy stuff no one else wants to do
Even out of school I'm not free from this. Is this the way it's going to be forever guys?
>>24664873
>le salt meme
I'll take it, because you're obviously running out of things to say, bullied much?
You've repeated the same meme twice in 3 posts I haven't posted a single one, hypocritical ain't the word cuz
>>24664472
The people seem very young in there, and I don't understand what the hell is going on with the site. I think i'm too old, I won't spoil your party though.
>>24664883
thnx lad good video
>>24664883
You're right, that was shitty.
>>24664920
when its open invite you get some kids, usually its a bunch of 25+ year olds once they get back from work
>>24664937
Ok, i'll give it another try later. But that sounds a tad normal. People who work monday-friday are normally meanies with houses and cars and stuff. A true robot gets Sunday and Tuesday off.
can someone explain why it takes 20-30 minutes for my local burger or pizza place to deliver but over an hour for the sandwich and crepe place? second time ordering and again, over an hour of waiting. thought the first time was just a bad day for them
>>24664858
>Sean Meme
Only for the first season!
woah lads, finally done with all the work and stuff.
can anyone recommend a comfy anime? Preferbly something girly....i just wanna be a cute little girl ;_;
>>24664959
Because sandwiches are popular so they have more orders. People want a healthy alternative these days.
>>24664910
Good now fuck off back to freedomland and leave us to be comfy
>>24663659
tasty. also i have those plates
nice. working tomorrow.
nice, lonely and numb warehouse work.
Anyone use kukd.com here?
>>24664847
Oh nice one. I live near there.
>>24665005
The fuck you on about you retard?
>>24664999
>take away sandwiches
>healthy
wew lad
it's sort of demoralising how quickly my thoughts dulled recently
Between the ages of 19 and 25 my mind was racing with ideas, questions and enthusiasm for so many things I didn't know which way to turn first
then in the space of a few months it's like my development just stopped
Don't know if it's depression or just age. Either way it's usurped by dead end monotony
it's like if you don't seize on one of those opportunities in that short space of time, you've had it.
I think I'm done.
>>24664996
Comfy girly anime
>Yuyushiki
>Hibike Euphonoim
>Tamako Market
>GJ-Bu
>A-Channel
>Soul Eater Not
General comfy anime
>Barakamon
>Gin No Saji
>Kimi Ni Todoke
I hope you find something you like and that you haven't already seen them all~
>>24665093
nothing in my area m8
>>24664996
you should watch a comfy lad anime like free that might help with your gender dysphoria
>>24664996
Come on now desu
>>24665153
thanks for the recommendations. dont want to sound like a pleb but I've seen none of those. I really really enjoyed the raildex animes.
>>24665178
Yeah this senpai.
Also watch jojo
/pol/ BTFO
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/men-who-shot-black-lives-matter-protesters-left-clues-on-4chan-and-slew-of-incriminating-texts/
>>24664996
Here's a bunch more animus that are comfy:
>Non Non Biyori
>Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?
>Hanamayata
>Kiniro Mosaic
>Hidamari Sketch
>K-On
>Yuru Yuri
>Lucky Star
>Acchi Kocchi
I was made redundant two weeks ago, and I've done nothing but play vidya and fap every day since I left. I am a disgrace.
>>24665347
Koma-chan and Hotarun are the cutest.
>>24665403
Why don't you get off your arse and get a job?!
>>24665437
[APPLAUSE INTENSIFIES]
>>24663555
Going to try and go no fap for as long as possible. Wish me luck lads
>>24665403
Pffft, stay in your own lane lightweight.
Alright lads?
I haven't posted for a few months, I mean my life seems on track now so I didn't feel like I'd be welcome anymore
I've got a job, I'm going to Uni again and I even got a QT GF.
Have I made it too close to normie? Am I out of the britfeels club now?
If I am I just want to say, I'll miss you guys
>>24665479
Get the fuck out, now. Almost as bad as paki posters.
>>24665479
Yea, you're a normie now, stop showing off.
>>24665479
fuck off and stop normie posting you cunt
>>24665479
You'll be back when she dumps you. I'm not even being a prick I know from experience.
>>24665511
>>24665551
>>24665555
Okay lads.
Have a good life, here's my favourite anime pic
Why do people love Star Wars so much? The original films weren't even very good. The story was boring and the dialogue was hideous. Normies seem to love it now as well.
>>24665569
No hard feelings lad, you've ascended to a higher plane.
>>24665479
think you're gone from this place huh?
you'll be back, but you'll be 20 times worse off.
you'll be back you temp normie cunt lad.
>supposed to be losing weight
>been eating more healthy than before
>still want to get drunk four times a week
>I know how bad it is for me/my weight loss project but still get the urges
fuck everything
>>24664459
And a gallon of air
>>24665603
i think it's something you have to grow up with.
I mean, at the time the star wars original films were like nothing else.
i rewatched the films recently. the acting is fucking cheese. story is total cheese.
>>24665603
New one looks absolute wank
Star Wars New Hope-tier wank
>>24665657
Yeah but loads of younguns are really excited about it. I was born in 1986 and didn't grow up with it.
>>24665569
Just fuck off you paki
>>24665603
It's mainstream as fuck so people especially like it for the geek points. You have no idea how much normies want to be the 'such a nerd XD' person.
>>24665636
four times, mate? fackin ell.
i get drunk friday saturday. sometimes thursday or sunday but never in the same week. so max 3 times a week, but most 2 times.
i guess do endurance weights 4 days a week.
should help out son.
>>24665712
Have you seen the Subway thing? You can win prizes if you go into a Subway and do a 'Star Wars' pose. I almost want to go to one to see someone more socially awkward than me make a tit out of themselves in public.
>>24665636
Switch to spirits? I assume they're much better calorie-wise.
This bint on come dine with me is proper doing my head in. Bitching at her husband constantly. He needs to give her a slap
>>24665738
>You can win prizes if you go into a Subway and do a 'Star Wars' pose.
God dammit, I need to see this but fuck going outside.
>>24665724
>i guess do endurance weights 4 days a week.
I have been doing yoga and meditation for two to three hours daily for two weeks now, but it isn't really helping even though I get sore muscles occasionally from some of those asanas.
Had a five month bender earlier this week but managed to tone it down a bit. But goddamn I still want to drink.
how old were your parents when you were born?
>>24665786
>Had a five month bender earlier this week
Sorry, meant to write year.
>>24665776
It says you go in take the picture, then upload it online with the hashtage #SubWin and #TheForceAwakens so it might be worth checking the first one on Twitter, hopefully some freaks have already done it.
