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>>51503592
fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki fuck off paki
anime
people that dont wear anything on their wrists are proper plebs lads haha x
>>51503610
>iranian queens
>pakis
TOO EARLY
just came here to say that i love muslims tbH
>>51503612
good post
cara
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34804311/im-20-and-i-own-a-250000-four-bed-house
>bloke is 22 and earns 27k
He's done well hasn't he? Seems like quite a lot.
@51503628
ugly pakis
fuck off
@51503631
fuck off
>I 'train' martial arts
>>51503653
im 22 and earn 75 grand a year desu
>>51503672
What job?
>>51503672
fuck off billionare
>>51503525
didn't get a hangover did however run out of money to buy more and didn't have any left for the rest of the week
>>51503653
I'm a year older and earning 10k more than that
Although I do live in London
>>51503686
my dads company so it doesnt really count i spose barely do anything just turn up to board meetings and pretend like im listening and keep clients entertained
>>51503686
professional internel liar
pays surprisingly well haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYoxHskCnSo
>>51503610
good post
>>51503672
>tfw maths degree and 100k starting job
i'm gonna make a new thread, and janny wont do fuck all about it, and well all move there instead of this paki edition
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503727
>>51503718
Bullshit
>>51503717
Probably works out the same
>>51503659
do NOT tell me to calm down when i'm telling pakis to fuck off
>>51503735
thanks haha
>>51503746
i'm in haha
>>51503718
>dads company
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Both my parents are poor and they live in other countries now
Literally have no family/friend connections for easy job access
TSB just rang me asking me to come in branch so we can discuss my "large current account"
wew lads
>>51503763
alright then dont believe me couldnt give a shit la
>>51503746
Fuck off you cunt
>>51503743
Kinda want a comfy Actuary job once I graduate desu
>>51503775
fuck off paki
islam with the best
ujam with the rest
>>51503610
Very Good post
Reminder that if your dad hasn't got himself into a position where he can easily give you a well paying job then he has failed as a man and as a parent.
>>51503823
>islam with the best
No it's not, chicken and beef are far superior
>>51503718
gizza job m8
>no gf
>>51503746
everybody is in this new thread btw
>>51503592
Allahu Akbar brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuA1MWkPT4
>>51503906
lmao at ur life
>>51503911
no theyre not piss off
So lads are we gonna bomb Isis?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34973637
Just talked to the psyhiatrist and they're giving me lyrica for sleep.
Get in more free drugs.
Hain Paisley is in hell
>>51503937
Mostly likely
>>51503906
>no friends
>no gf
>no hope
>>51503941
>Lyrica is used to control seizures and to treat fibromyalgia
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34971925
what is a transgender woman
is it a man or woman
doing a sleep
>>51503593
Vampire Weekend are neat 2bh
>>51503906
Good feel
Girls are too much effort
Though having a gf for over the lazy Christmas period sounds really comfy
>>51503993
mentally disturbed
>>51503993
they usually call them by what sex they're transitioning to
so it's a mtf
mtf's are about 75% of all trannies, so it's usually the case
Oldham is going Purple lads
our year
Why do so many lesbians just act butch and not consider themself men
Where as lots of men now consider themself women
it's because women have it easier in life
checkmate atheists
>>51504023
It is, and this year we're gonna have our own house to spend it in too
>>51504071
>/asean/ poster killed by a yank more news at 10
>>51504047
labour will win unfortunately
>>51504071
Had no idea this existed
>>51504023
>no gf to cuddle with in the winter months
It's a sad feel
>>51503974
And anxiety it stimulates the GABAB receptors same receptors as diazepam
>Pregabalin, also known as β-isobutyl-γ-Aminobutyric acid (β-isobutyl-GABA) and sold under the trade name Lyrica among others, is a medication used to in the treatment of epilepsy, neuropathic pain, fibromyalgia and >>>>>>>>generalized anxiety disorder.
200mg of it feels like 20mg of diazepam with a hint of codeine
BBC being slightly racist here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34968097
>>51504108
>Talking about medication like you're at a fucking wine tasting
on the cross
>Heyy
>What's up
>Hey youu
>Hey x
Why are girls so shit at starting conversations?
>no jgf
>>51504108
Would recommend exercise m8 helped me a lot.
>>51504134
Say to Morgan, "my dick"
might have a wank. any objections?
>>51504134
They have nothing to talk about.
>>51504139
I already do mate thanks this just helps with racing thoughts.
>>51504134
>>51504156
do it
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151130130021.htm
evidence that the appendix has a purpose
summary: Innate lymphoid cells (ILCs) are crucial for protecting against bacterial infection in people with compromised immune systems, report investigators. Their work shows that a network of immune cells helps the appendix to play a pivotal role in maintaining health of the digestive system, supporting the theory that the appendix isn't redundant.
"haha no, no, your body isn't sophisticated at all. it has organs that it doesn't even use teehee." - fucking normies
>>51504134
because they know desperate mongs will reply no matter what they say
might do a video game
>>51504158
Don't
>>51504179
why not?
>>51504134
Just fuck off
all you have to do is say the right words at the right time and you could shag any of them fucking lucky cunt
>>51504162
iktf
>tfw developed health anxiety on top other shit after my dad died from cancer
>stub my toe, end up thinking I'm having a heart attack or something
The only cure is to not care which does work but fuck anxiety is shit, you just overthink everything.
>>51504171
>people who think they know better then God
quite difficult getting these headphones to fit ay
>>51504134
>What's up
Fuck off yank
>>51504077
talking to a lesbian atm 2bh
>>51504202
can't get my head round health anxiety my mate has it too
but at the same time he says he doesnt care about dying
I'm not worried if I die or not 2bh (not depressed/suicidal either)
>>51504202
True but the way anxiety alters your thinking it's hard. Just all about repition. I find if I panicking I take 10minutes of just concentrating on my breathing helps a lot.`
>>51504134
>girl messages me on online dating site
>"hi"
>I respond "Hey"
>minutes later she responds "what the fuck if you're not going to talk why do you even use a dating site"
basically, girls expect guys to do all the work because they are on easy mode when it comes to online dating.
>>51504225
yes that will go far with girls
>hey anon i don't suppose you have the lecture notes on galacian civilization
>fuck off you disgusting yank trout before i gut you
>>51504195
It's a sin
>>51503919
fucking mehdi hassan
didn't spend much time on his view that non-believers are basically farm animals
lads link the stonkiest nasheed tunes youve got
>>51504250
Not caring about death and being anxious are completely different
>>51504197
>all you have to do is say the right words at the right time and you could shag any of them
Well yeah, that's the case IRL too m8
>>51504336
Don't be delusional lad
if I walked up to miss universe and said any words in the english language do you reckon she would shag me?
maybe fuck me or ill kill your family but that doesnt count lad
>>51504134
its tinder, there really isn't much context to go by
in the real world you can talk about whats going on around you, on tinder you can't really do that. i also hate the other websites with more detailed profiles. it gives people a chance to talk about something but people are more complex than an ok cupid account where they talk about their favorite animes and cheeseburgers for paragraphs on end.
We'll keep the red flag flying here
>>51504315
https://youtu.be/6_0cjOx47Jo?t=246 this whole vid 2bh
>>51504134
if you're not going to post your tinder escapades on /brit/ then whats the point?
>>51504134
I wish you didn't have to use facebook to use Tinder :(
I'm stuck on POF which is like 70% mums.
Back to operating machines
*sigh*
>>51504376
Well in that case, I really don't think I could do that either
But the average girl on the street? Eh
tfw getting a haircut this morning
every time they ask me what i want im tempted to just ask them to fuck my shit up and it comes up multiple times throughout the haircut.
this meme has ruined haircuts for me
>>51504419
So how are you enjoying law?
>>51504419
please tell me if phina ever responds
>>51504419
NORMIE
FUCK
OFF
>when you're boted of /brit/
>can't go out to mates house because it got bircked through front window and got threatened
>no tv movies to watch
>bored of every game I have
>no one wants to go out in that rain
>bored of 4chan and internet in general
sufferering. Who knows this feel?
>>51504430
are machine operators the coal miners of our age?
>>51504438
fuck her wtf i was having a good conversation about sufjan stevens before she fucked it all up
>>51504440
i will but she wont lad
>>51504447
wanna play battlefront co op?
>>51504447
not me because i don't understand some of these words
>>51504419
wow phina is quite the whore
>asking if you like a "colada" made out of her
jesus christ
>>51503733
quite nice
/sad music/ thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
https://soundcloud.com/thefrighteninglights/small-town-stardust
>>51504419
post priscilla
>>51504506
>replying to my 29 minute old post
hahahaha yeah nice mate ... not
>>51504496
Don't have it sorry.
>>51504499
Too tired sorry
>>51504447
yeah im going through this lately myself tbqh
start channeling it into something productive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPglYlNkL0
I miss you
But I haven't met you yet
>>51504447
why were ya booted off brit lad
and you never gave me your steam name egghead
>>51504520
fuck off bender
>tfw attractive enough to get good responses but your interests are too niche to relate to any girls
>>51504519
>caring
brain fried by memes lad?
>>51504447
Come to America my Anglo brother
we can eat burgers and shoot brown people.
It will be fun
Averaging three shits every morning, lads. Not good, basically spend the first hour I'm awake going to and from the shitter.
>>51504516
Anything for you my dutch friend
>>51504315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFVlbRxINas
Get ready to jizz to that bass drop lad.
>tfw no Priscilla gf
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
>>51504551
Left because it was ded
what's yours ill ad you here
>>51504574
the word is poo
>>51504419
If I actually spend time swiping and get matches, it gets a bit annoying as they all seem to message me, and there's not a chance I'm keeping up with 10+ conversations a day
I don't even know why I'm on tinder
If I give a girl my number she might text me the next day or something, will forget who it is, look her up in my matches, send a few texts, forget about it and never speak again
Don't know what's wrong with me, like there is 0 incentive to "go after" a girl who clearly likes you, and sex in that case isn't very gratifying, probably sound like a huge twat, idk
>>51503653
>works as an estate agent
there it is
>>51504593
>>51504605
shes a lesbian lads its a fuckign shit but im talking her on fb on the off chance that shes not completely gay
>>51504580
looks fit but but irl is another story
http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/056099aebb04b087aff99c166cc95052.htm
the crazy boys down in japan made a touchable holograms lads
>>51504568
I wish Canada had USA midwest climate. I would move there right away. Don't really want to live among yanks and niggers, so the USA is out, but I can't be dealing with Canadas winters, so that's out too.
:(
>>51504623
>shes a lesbian
L-link me her f-facebook??
>>51504612
Life doesn't have to be one perpetual meme, you know.
>>51504627
they're really adamant on making 3D waifus
>>51504640
'no'
Imagine actually going out with someone named Priscilla though
"Alright, prissy?" haha
Sounds well bent
>>51504614
giga normie pls
>that fucking lipstick
>>51504611
email me yours here
[email protected]
dont want doxed by these headers
>>51504676
Lipsticki
If only vanilla were as sweet as Priscilla
t. modern romantic
>>51504623
>shes a lesbian
>on the off chance that shes not completely gay
You think you're the first? Just give up
>>51503653
owned by the fucking banks desu not himself
>>51504627
wish i was a scientist shame i'm so thick haha
>>51504705
>Just give up
thats what they want you to do
>>51503653
I wipe my arse with 27k
>>51504686
Sent lad:) What games have you got insurgency is good craic with mates like
>>51504555
who cares, you're never going to be 100% compatible with a girl. i hate it when people think that sharing a similar taste in music, books, or movies are that important in selecting a gril to fuck.
and in a good relationship you bring your interests to the table as they are and the both of you share your interests. through that you pick and choose things about each other that you want to assimilate into your lives. you can still do these things together and itll still be fun. you pick a good person and let the interests take care of themselves.
>>51504623
"Have you heard about this new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called Trydickagain and I'm writing you a prescription."
>>51504741
nothing comes up when i type that in link us the actual steam profile thru email
Wew lads, just got fired from my job. Kicked a football at my mate on lunch, fucking missed and smashed right through the main office windows, showered one girl in broken glass.
Haha good times.
>>51504757
>selecting a gril to fuck
>good relationship
>>51504781
haha very good banter
>>51504704
good lad
>>51504655
meant to be pris lad
https://youtu.be/9YHDze9aXSQ?t=17
actually found this meme very funny lads
>>51504774
Literally think that's it mate if you go to the steam group and look for someone called avro that's me
>>51504781
>fired
fuck off yank
you were SACKED
>>51504815
why did you delete me off steam avro you fucking weapon it's me centrelink (the australian one)
poo brewing
>>51504809
Just wack the mosquito?
That's it lad. I'm done. You've ground me down. Finally have to admit this is a normie general. If you ever find yourself admiring young actresses in /tv/, then don't be a stranger. In the mean time, pray I make it lads
>>51504848
pls be in sydney
can't wait to watch anime later lads
>>51504848
What, like this?
*flickerbells you*
Yeah, good idea mate, bet you feel good now, 'ey?
>>51504781
>Kicked a football at my mate on lunch, fucking missed
>missed
>he still misses
>not having impeccable, world class technique
lel
>>51504788
you know what i meant you bogan cunt
can't wait to go to sleep later lads
how long does it take you to read a film script lads
>>51504873
Dunno what that means desu
>>51504795
haha yeah shame I don't have a job now though haha. seriously considering calling them up and begging to come back
>>51504902
what job la?
>>51504840
Cleared it because I was going to readd all the active ones again
sent ;)
>>51504901
its just
>southerners
and their poncy language
>>51504809
>>51504848
you now remember Mr. Mosquito
one of the most patrician games of all time
>>51504901
>He never flickerbelled his mates
Did you even go to school, rasheed?
>>51504901
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Sitting on a train going through the snowy Scottish countryside, drinking some tea and eating a Tunnocks caramel wafer.
Comfy at 2bh laddies.
>>51504938
I don't remember that
>>51504924
Customer service and sales. Sounds boring but it was actually a really comfy job, and I liked the people there.
>>51504840
Me and the other noprn iron bloke are about to paly RO2 if you want?
>>51504900
danny devito here, i can do it in like a month and shit
>>51504967
should it take you like an hour?
>>51504963
w-whats RO2?
>>51505004
red orchestra 2
>>51504963
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
honestly couldnt even put a demographic stereotype to this tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPFytP0qmgo
Been seeing this girl on and off for about a year now lads, she has a boyfriend but I'm not really bothered because I just use her as a sort of fuckbuddy.
I saw her on Saturday and came inside her without a condom, I love the rush.
I've also lost control of my life, thinking about killing myself soon, not really sure.
Thanks for reading.
>tfw no Taeyeon gf
>he's older than 20 and doesn't own a 4-bed house
Consider suicide.
girl i fingered in HS is doing bang tidy while im here in cheap shorts chatting to you lot
quite grim
>>51505165
I don't look like half a fucking potato though like that ugly cunt so I guess I have that going for me.
Got a sinking feeling t.b.h lads
>>51505138
wow this post was a rollercoaster of emotions
>>51505235
my life in a nutshell t.b.h lad
got to make a phone call lads
absolutely bricking it
i don't hate god
i'm not angry with him
i don't love evil
i just don't see anything that counts as real evidence for his existence
if you have some, show me.
but until you can do that, remain in your state known as simpletonia.
>>51505165
face you could punch
>tfw no steam bf
>>51505313
london
Feel really bad all of a sudden
Not sure what has happened
>>51505165
wouldn't even want that 2 years ago 2bh
would rather have an appartment or a flat right now
if some hard cunt makes a post i'll be obliged to reply to him
>>51505313
Edinburgh
Whenever I have a blocked nose I get addicted to making myself sneeze (have a method)
>>51505313
sydney
>Legal Aid
>Prescription pills
>JSA
Poleaboo would like to extend warm thanks to all the wageslaves in the thread
>>51505165
could shoot a pool cue with that girls chin 2bh
lads for a second, just imagine you were a scot
>>51505313
n'djamena
decided to put off making the phone call until tomorrow :3
>>51505569
horrific tbH
>>51505569
That doesn't sound fun at all, I'm going to have to politely decline
>>51505569
i wish
>>51505569
*begins blaming the English for literally everything*
I don't think I have the energy to remain in that state of perpetual disappointment
I don't ask for much
Just a job to pay the bills and a gf who loves me and enjoys being dominated
no hard cunts in this thread at all. im very sorry, really, truly sorry, from the bottom of my heart, but you'll see no replies from this corner of the 'Chon.
hehe bottom
Poleaboo started playing Witcher 3
He'd by lying if he said he didn't find it Polish origin offputting
Doesn't like the personality of the MC, bit of a dick, doesn't like how his quest is essentially chasing pussy, finds that unrelateable and had to self-insert
>>51505814
he's not trying to shag Ciri m8
who else /fills the emptiness with drugs/ here
>>51505839
Yen
Ciri is his daughter, don't like characters with kids
Don't like overly complicated WRPG game mechanics
>>51505569
>jings where have all my teeth gone?
>hoots any of you got any heroin?
>och, this deep fried irn bru really brings out the flavour in this porridge
this is horrifying i'm going to have to stop now tbH
so ded
>>51505869
>Ciri is his daughter
she's his ward
witchers can't have children
>>51505900
Did you know in the books, Gearlt made her study naked to teach her discipline? Whenever she was deemed to have behaved/performed well she was rewarded with a piece of clothing
WHERE IS EVERYBODY
>>51506042
at work/lectures
>>51506042
we all got girlfriends and jobs lad, didn't anyone tell you?
ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
http://strawpoll.me/6149869
>>51505900
Makes me hate the game more, harder to role-play because I'd want to "play" with Ciri
>tfw interacting with the normies on groupchat
>>51505814
can you just fucking die please?
>>51506042
I'm at work Jeremy
>>51506111
>interacting with people
you're a normie too
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you! Even without your masks, you're all CARICATURES!
>>51505569
made from GIRDERS
WHERE THE HELL IS MY DINNER
I am goinmg to HELLLL.....FOR BEING A BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>51506112
Not while you keep funding his lifestyle, wageslave
>£26,000 student "loans"
>£10,000 student grants
>£4000 Legal aid
>£3500 NEETbux
>£1000 prescription pills
>>51506235
why do you talk about yourself in the third person lad?
I hope you lads start bombing Syria.
>nearly 2016
>>51506283
because its his friend not poleaboo m8
>>51506283
his bail conditions are hes not allowed to use internet so he thinks they cant pin it on him if he writes third person
Just ordered some shoe lifts :S
>Poleaboo realises the reason the amusement park fired him was probably because he hortly made his blog public when he'd promised not to
>>51506283
I'm just poleaboos m8, relaying messages, glad I'm doing such a good job you think I'm the man himself
>>51505569
I am at least part scot.
>>51506309
pretty certain that we will now that Labour are having a free vote
>>51506327
>thinks they cant pin it on him if he writes third person
They can't
>>51506023
I study naked too, it really doesn't help
>>51506394
I don't think that's how the law works.
>>51506394
keep telling yourself that lad
have you lads started you advent calendars?
>>51506424
yeah
>>51506309
Can I ask why? It's probably obvious, I'd just like to hear the reason.
>>51506424
no because I'm not 12
>tfw want to propose to my gf but don't have anyone close enough to be my best man
>>51506424
Bought the GF one and dumped her when she opened it because I'm not going out with a potential fatty.
>>51506444
coal nazi detected
>>51503592
>>51503628
>Iranian queens
>no Golshifteh
shame
>>51506327
so obviously bollocks
what sort of bail conditions would have that?
>>51506417
>>51506419
They don't have enough evidence to prove it is him, hence they can't immediately remand him, they'd need to wait for the forensics on his computer to come back by which time he would have been tried and no longer on bail
>>51506462
ugly paki
fuck off
>no because i'm not 12
>>51506424
yep, got a lego star wars one tbH
>>51506466
the type were they posted naked voyeur pics on 4chan
pedos get the same thing
>>51506491
jealous tbf
>>51506482
stop talking about yourself like that mate ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>51506491
>tfw mum gave away all my lego
>>51506466
He's a repeat offender and his crimes both times involved the internet
The lying cunt prosecutor also claimed after poleaboos first court case was concluded he went straight back to committing the same offences (so likely he'd repeat while on bail)
cunts first choice was to remand poleaboo
Lads I met someone from Leeds at work. I'm meeting up with him to go drinking on Friday, what can I expect?
>>51506424
mummy gave me a top notch M&S one
also got some catnip ones for the cats they luv it too
>>51506511
posted it this morning but here it is again. day 1 is jabba's sail barge (the lego one is on the right)
>>51506309
Yes, surely bombing them will solve everything. Strache and friends should also join.
>>51506557
Depends how well off he is, he'll either be an insufferable, liberal, bennie-hoarding cunt or a top bloke
>>51506557
h-how do ordinary yorkshire lads end up in austria?
>>51506581
sure it's not on the left? haha
>>51506557
i'm sure he's a top lad. after all he's a yorkshireman
>>51506581
looks a bit shit lmao
>>51506584
go anschluss urself
>>51506309
Makes no sense to bomb ISIS if we are best of allies with the country that created and exported their Wahhabi ideology tbqh
got no yorkshire puddings with my dinner lads
don't even know how to start eating roast dinner without them
>>51506645
umad?
LIFE IS A MYYYSTEEERY
EVERYONE MUST STAAAND AAALONE
>>51506678
so you're saying we should pull out of Iraq as well then?
>why yes, i am from the republic of austria
>>51506678
You're right. We should be putting every muslim to the sword desu lad
couple of these for lunch lads
ORDINARY
>>51506911
kill it
wake up
>>51506837
i ate your mother's marshmallow sandwich if you catch my drift
she invited me round for tea last night haha
>>51506760
We should be supporting the sovereign government in Iraq and that's all
Think I found a Cupboard spider in my room lads. Fucked it out the window. Hope it wasn't a female that had laid eggs tbqh.
>>51507071
so we should bomb ISIS up untill the non-existant Iraq-Syria border and then stop?
>>51507052
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT LITTLE MAKEUP
>>51507103
i never said we should be bombing isis or anywhere in syria lad
This is probably the detective, right?
>>51507094
parliament to debate bombing your room.
All MPs in consensus
>>51507174
right so we shouldn't support the Iraqi government and bomb ISIS?
>>51507176
an actual police detective wouldn't be interested in half that shit m8.
>quiz and lab report today
>presentation and exam Thursday
>bunch of math shit
>three exams next week I haven't had time to prepare for
I literally don't have enough time to do all of this shit lads.
>>51507225
Detective
>>51507232
jizz on a piece a piece of paper and hand it in
>>51507232
wew lad, it's a good job you spent the time blogging to us about it then
>>51507255
you got me! haha
but you're also all under arrest.
>>51507265
I'm commuting to one of my classes right now haha
got a good 20 minutes set aside to get ready for my quiz haha
>>51507225
Exactly, it's smokescreen to cover the big questions
>Are you a terrorist?
>Are you still a stalker?
>>51507196
we should give them arms and training where necessary, direct involvement of a western power anywhere in the middle east gives a recruitment surge to whoever the west is fighting and post war peace an impossibility
The Yorkshire Ripper is cured of his mental illness lads, we're all gonna make it
>>51507180
Hope the motion passes tbqh.
>>51507176
jesus sheamus' haircut/beard combo is ridiculous these days
>>51507327
the iraqi army was literally created by US arms and training
so to clarify you're just saying we should not support the Iraqi government and leave them to fight ISIS without our air support?
>Did you know I'm quite the expert when it comes to Middle Eastern affairs
>>51507392
liking to murder women is a mental illness?
>>51507428
What like Lincolnshire?
>>51507436
He just wanted infamy
>>51507477
They've all got it infamy
dont get why people are still debating euthanasia.
who the fuck has the right to tell me I'm not allowed to kill myself when im suffering horrendously?
Using a rucksack full of 6 bourbon bottles filled with water for bicep curls
haha what am i like
>dont get why people are still debating euthanasia.
>who the fuck has the right to tell me I'm not allowed to kill myself when im suffering horrendously?
>>51507505
if you didn't decide to be born why should you decide when to die
you personal choice libtards are as cunty as sjws. neither of you have any idea how ethics works
fatties can't handle the banter
>>51507505
God
>>51507524
*duffel bag actually
>>51507550
im not opposed to informing overweight people of the risks of being a fatarse but thats a bit of an insensitive way of doing it 2bh.
just got back from a trial shift at wagamamas
was ok desu
the man said i was good
thanks for reading
>>51506911
>yorkshiremen of 2015
explains rotherham at least
>>51507550
yeah they should have printed the cards without the offensive terms
>actually using the word hate when you can be prosecuted for hate speech
confirmed more retarded than fatties
>>51507550
yesterday sugar tax now this whats next
>>51507611
i'll have some gyoza and a yakisoba pls m8
and some green tea as well. thats still free right?
>>51507611
Get us a chilli chicken ramen would you mate
>>51507611
>to go table
>write down order
>take order to kitchen
>carry food to table
how can you not be good at that?
>>51507728
by being a cack-handed autist like me
>>51507728
At wagamama they write your order on the table as well haha
>>51507728
was doing the cooking you absolute spazoid
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Literally the biggest club in the world
>Manchester City's parent company has been valued at $3bn (£2bn) after selling a 13% stake, worth £265m, to a consortium of Chinese investors.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34972478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck
Can anybody on /brit/ understand this without the captions?
>Bonus: can you figure what he's saying when even the captions don't know what he's saying?
>>51507785
great post
>>51507505
Nobody. If you want to do it, fucking kill yourself. Or go to Switzerland.
The NHS can barely keep its shit together at the best of times and now you want it to give its doctors the ability to kill people who are suffering outright?
Why don't you just go and suicide bomb a hospice and cut out the middleman?
>>51507788
Enjoy getting knocked out in the RO16 again :^)
>>51506765
umad
>>51507849
why don't you shut the fuck off kid
>His mum is listed in his phone contacts as 'Mum' rather than her actual name
Happy house wife
>>51507960
I don't know my mum's name. She's my mummy, that's all I need to know.
>>51507857
>Austria
Enjoy ever having a team even in the knockout stages desu
>>51507960
>"Gonna call my mum"
>Looks up Laura
yeah, that makes much more sense mate
i love my mummy
ok which one of you did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koreyn0Ow64
I DEMAND ANSWERS NOW.
>>51507960
whats embarrassing about calling your mum 'mum'?
for 12 yos maybe
>>51507788
>Literally the biggest club in the world
how many champions league trophies you have lad?
>>51508026
and she loves my cock
>>51508079
no she loves my daddy
>>51508075
>muh history
>>51507788
parent company =/= subsidiary
>>51508097
your dad is a cock
>>51508121
no he is a flawed but fundamentally good man
>>51508142
kekoldry is his flaw
>tfw United are no longer a big club
>tfw they're the new Liverpool
>tfw LVG is doing a better job ruining the club than Moyes but nobody will even notice until he's gone
>>51508142
i heard he loves big black dicks
>>51507857
Looking forward to getting revenge on Barca desu
did the man kick the ball again hahaha
>>51508178
>soccer
grow up
>>51508164
>>51508183
you can all flipping well suck eggs
>did the man kick the ball again hahaha
>>51508186
looking forward to getting revenge on ur mum for c ucking me with abdul tbqh
>Hello there, I support the Sheikh Mansour Investment group.
>>51508197
>>51508202
>not liking football
Rasheed
>football is for plebs, gentlemen such as myself are above such nonsense
>>51508202
all sports are gay
>>51508278
>>51508283
>football
AFL is football m8. Black and white kickaball is called soccer everywhere except your shitty island.
>>51508297
>all sports are gay
>>51508297
>/brit/ will never know about afl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pq3-ySNNaE
shame tbqh
>premier league
>privately owned corporations owned by rich investors from all four corners of the world, field people from all four corners of the world to compete with each other for ticket and merchandising sales
>"b...but its m-MY club, they represent ME and MY area"
>Hi, I'm from Australia
hey lads, got my finger on the printscreen button ready to go! haha!
>>51508368
>owned by rich investors from all four corners of the world
isnt it literally all china
i am the secret white british member of migos
>>51508327
>Hi lads, I just created a new sport, it's a rip off of rugby and you play with your hands, what should we call it?
>What about football?
>>51508419
>China
>Australia
>Canada
They're not far off tbf
>>51508419
in the future maybe
new brogues are soooo hard theyre gonna shred my heels
should put a wall around Birmingham
do you guys browse /britfeel/? what do you think of it?
>>51508560
It's like the worst elements of /brit/ or pathetic brits magnified many times over
