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adopting a pet-edition
who white here
First for petting a kitten
Bob, can you believe this match-up?! Raymoo Hackery, the all-star we’ve known for several seasons of offense … and she’s playing defense! What a draft pick that was! And she’s got her work cut out for her, too. You remember these two, Melissa and Alice? No slouches, either. Alright. Now here’s what they’re up against: Raymoo’s going to be making a lot of lateral moves, but if the offense stays focused, they should be able to cut through some of the more forward passes. But look out! See these circles? Bam, bam, bam, bam. You can get sacked before you even know it. It’s going to be a helluva game, Bob, back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0chpHgVzMg
>mfw nerds get mad about dumb shit on a cambodian anime forum
>>51446594
I would play the fuck out of touhou if John Madden commentated
>>51446514
it isnt so much failing to delete outright illegal content but rather mods leaving up blatantly offtopic threads until imagecap and yet banning people for making a new general thread at bump limit
its inconsistent and awful moderation
just started playing undertale, super comfy game
>>51446540
>being an inferior white subhuman
baka desu senpai
>>51446612
define nerd
>>51446635
make sure you listen to EXACTLY what goatmom says
>>51446603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4JJc7ak5U
>>51446635
have fun anon!
>>51446647
Anyone who gets mad about dumb shit on an anime forum, DUH
another soon
>>51446668
>This video contains content from sputniklab1. It is not available in your country.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29464446
>>51446721
>winning the owl with all your receivers dead
>>51446740
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY
>>51446767
they'll be back by then
>>51446768
youtube is dying
it's all over now
>>51446756
>this is what manlets ACTUALLY believe
>>51446756
When will the lanklets learn?
That feel when we will never see bombing like this across the middle east
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe this
>>51446893
why would you want to though?
>>51446920
he really hates the sand people
>>51446920
this
Is peace such a hard concept to comprehend
>gronk is ded
cheatriots have no pass catchers left lmao
>>51446931
why though?
>>51446920
I hate sandniggers
>all these injured patriots
My dick
>>51446756
Never forget
https://soundcloud.com/maxime-frackowiak/mylene-farmer-california
vibes
>>51446962
sounds mean senpai.
what makes them so different from you?
they are just as nasty and greedy as the rest of us.
ohhhh CIA
where aaaaare yoooooou
>>51446971
who /aboveaverage/ here?
>>51446806
Buh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6XBmGS9dbI
>>51446995
They let their vility and greed define them and their culture
>>51447021
Reportin
>>51447009
Slap slap slap
Clap clap clap
>>51447021
6'3" master race
british more like shitish lmao
>>51447021
6'2" reporting in.
>>51446989
chillkansen
>>51447075
Please don't bully.
I don't know how to play AoE
>Patriots
LET'S GO D E N V E R
Max Payne 3 any good?
>>51447021
Not me desu.
FFFUCCK
gronk why
>>51447108
still thinking about buying property somewhere?
>>51447021
im 5'11" and a half but say im six feet
>>51447050
>>51447073
>>51447101
best anons desu
>unironically watching football
I live in NH and I'm laughing my ass off
We deserve this
TOUCHDOWN
O
U
C
H
>the shitty of bawwwston
first for hungry man
>>51447169
Yup, still entertaining the idea.
>>51447184
>unironically watching furpuck
>27 years
rate my dinner families
>>51447196
thats a big meal anon
Alright Bob, we’re back with Raymoo Hackery on offense once again, taking it easy in a match that’ll only last ‘til halftime, but what a game it’s been so far! First off, let’s talk about defense for a minute. Secky Banky is a first string recruit who likes to go long with passes that still fall short here, here and here. Should be a snap for Raymoo, right? Wrong, Bob! Secky Banky uses a move I’m not even sure is legal. The refs didn’t blow the whistle on the head coming off, so my guess is the judges are still trying to find that one on the books. But Raymoo has a golden opportunity there to take advantage of weaknesses in defense to rack up some serious points if she plays her cards right. If not, she’s in for a rough time when she goes head-to-head. Back to you, Bob.
>>51447222
nostalgic/10
kek.
totally didn't think it could be done, desu.
>>51447217
>watching anything but baseball, hockey, f1, and rugby
>>51447184
>watching sports other than the olympics
>>51447241
fuck off kuck
>>51447222
Oh shit my grandma used to make this for me after school.
goodfeels/10
>>51447034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCubA3oltGM
>>51447274
>can't do çuck.
Thank you based ref
>>51447021
>tfw only an inch and a half above average
when did everyone become so tall dammit
>>51447198
white man come home desu
That feel
>>51447314
I wish I had a pair of cute panda slippers desu
>OT
I have to tuck my cat in NBC cmon
>order a double quarter pounder with cheese
>take food home
>eat it
>it's just a regular quarter pounder with cheese
Should I go back and get my other patty?
>>51447310
mostly bs, methinks.
>brady saved by the refs and his kicker again
some GOAT
>>51447310
all the short old people are dying
>>51447310
>white man come home desu
Patience.
Also, I like not having to deal with my family.
>>51447349
don't shoot the place up
haha
>>51447349
Just leave exaggerated bad feedback online
Drunk af tbqh famiru
On the Good Lord's day
>>51447349
no.
stop being fat.
you don't need double.
>>51447377
This
Play the character of some typical fat bitch who likes to CAPITALIZE
>>51447347
>tuck my cat in
>>51447310
The giant race is making a secret comeback
>>51447388
Sinner alert
drunk yet again lads
>>51447293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiyykSczH8
I keep having bad dreams /cum/
How do I stop this?
Hummus yes or no
>>51447414
Jesus apparently died for it so I may as well enjoy it
>>51447424
Cuddle.
>>51447430
Spicy hummus, yes.
>>51447430
yes
>>51447424
Solve the issue the dream is conveying m8
Battlefield 4
Max Payne 3
Or
Castle Crashers + double dragon neon
>>51447424
Last night I had a dream I was being chased by a lion and I don't remember if I died
>>51447430
Yes.
>>51447471
Euro Truck
>>51447471
Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30
with the DLC
>>51447464
I don't have anyone to cuddle though
>>51447470
But I don't really understand them
>>51447484
I don't really die in my dreams
Who /making plans to move to another country/ here
Have about 1/4 of what I need to go to Hungary and get a decent condo in Budapest.
ÁTOK
T
O
K
THE
WATTER
LOGGED
HAMLET
OF FOXBOUROUGH
MASSACHUSSETTS
haha patriots btfo
>patriots
>>51447526
I usually don't remember if I die or not but I get close to it thats all I know. I tend to not have bad dreams though they occur sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW-uwNivPvw&index=2
Funky fresh beats for funky fresh niggas
>>51447558
What's this supposed to convey?
Newton is having the GOAT season
kinda sad now, desu.
not really a pats fan but come on.
wtf was that?
>mfw bandwagon bitches are SO FUCKING MAD right now lmaooooo
>>51447593
Duh. He's even got granny dabbin
>>51447615
Gahlee
Newton fucking up everyones shit
>>51447654
>>51447654
What the fuck is polyamory? I'm curious
I juss make a cut nah mean
Ya know
Im juss bein honiss and when I hit dat cut I was gone
I had da right shoes on n muh cleats was in the ground
We got each otha back n shit this a team
>>51447724
Relationship that involves multiple people.
MMF FFM MMMFFFFFMMM
>>51447724
Basically if you can pull it off you can fuck lots of bitches and none of them can be mad about it
Really the way to do it tbqh
>>51447732
Practice?
>>51447724
Well think man, you should know what poly means right? It's not monogamy.
>>51447423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZET8oDIVooM
>>51447800
Just how many pictures do you have in your cute folder
I think I'm going to turn in early
I haven't been sleeping well the past few days but I ran a lot today do I think that should help
IM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING CRAZY
HAVING 3 EXAMS ON A ROW IS NOT CUTE
yes
>>51447840
Good night bud.
>>51447841
IM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING CRAZY
MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE GHETTO ARE NOT CUTE
>>51447835
5227
>>51447840
sweet dreams
>>51447840
gnight
>>51447840
Hopefully you sleep well tonight anon
real talk, buds
is this a chick or a dude
Is it about to get lewd in here
I got a bad feeling
>>51447884
OH YEAH
IT HAS ALSO BEEN PARTY AFTER PARY OUTSIDE MY OTHERWISE COMFORTABLE FLAT PLAYING THEIR IDIOTIC BOOM BOOM POW MUSIC
>>51447930
gross tranny
https://twitter.com/missygoesfast
>>51447930
chick
>>51447930
thats a dude
>>51447930
Fuck this is so spooky and depressing and surreal
It's a bigender robotank anon pshhhhhhhh
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAAKE
TRYY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAaAaAaYYY
>>51447841
IM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING CRAZY
BEING IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 50 BASICKS IS NOT CUTE
>>51447948
>>51447958
thats what I thought
the one time he talks, it sounds like a dude, but its too soft to hear
SHUT UP MY MAKING 2 CHEAT SHEETS "!!!
>>51447947
Could be worse m8
The boom boom pows here are usually followed by sirens
AAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgNR6gb1f7E
>tfw your ex from hs got fat
wew got lucky lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51448018
id let her rim to be fair
>>51448026
>buzzfeed
>>51448033
How are the tits
>>51448018
welp apparently i can't identify trannies
>>51447879
What is this
>>51448063
post them thighs :-{ )
(it's a man with a mustache)
>>51448084
a cannon
>>51448026
>Typical cum poster at 1:40
>>51448063
don't feel bad
he's passable at a distance but it's apparent normally
>>51448084
That looks like Hebrew on the sign.
>>51448090
no o-)
(it's a cyclops)
>>51448106
thanks. i could tell in the up close picture
>>51448060
Not great man. I dodged a bullet cause we dated from 7th grade to my senior year.
>>51447947
I fucking hate it when people do that.
3 exams in a row sounds like a nightmare
I hate my life
Why couldn't I be charasmatic/funny enough to become one of those well off video game streamers and just play vidya all day for dosh?
Even if I hated myself I'd still want an easy as piss job like that.
>>51400942
Day 7451
DO YOU ADVOCATE HAVING ME SHOT?!
>>51448125
Can't really blame you from creeping a social media peek then
>>51448179
Don't do this it makes cyanide gas.
>>51448179
This is terrible desu. Hopefully no one would be gullible enough.
Eating walnuts atm
>>51448179
thanks bud, my astigmatism is completely gone
>>51448179
>somebody on this earth created by glorious God fell for this
>>51448125
Jesus that's so long
Why would you put yourself through such an experience?
>>51448179
Ill post these around my city
>>51448212
:^)
In the past two days I've eaten 21 cookies and a pound of licorice.
>tfw truly a fat american
>>51448212
Walnuts+beer
It doesn't get comfier
>>51448220
Childhood friends. We had really strong feelings for each other which kept it going but around my senior year is when we decided to end it. At one point I seriously thought I was going to end up marrying her.
>>51448248
that's no good senpai....
>>51448212
Get them pre-shelled. it is ez pz walnut eating.
>>51448248
Licorice is fucking glorious
>>51448248
You should exercise
>>51448287
thats all the fun senpai
>>51448266
its not like they are cashews come on senpai
>>51448274
Damn. That's so crazy that someone could have such a connection like that, all I've ever had was a summer thing
>tfw getting back into distance running
Feels good, one day I'll be back at my peak
>>51448301
>tfw can't do any of these things properly
>>51448285
I can usually pace myself but I ended up getting careless this time
>>51448290
It really is, anytime I get a bag I can't help but tear through it.
>>51448301
Too lazy. I'll probably kick the bucket before I'm 40 at this rate.
>>51448329
>tfw fastest mile was an 8:30
>>51448346
But you kept running right anon? You didn't walk?
>>51447800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpkEezMkXrs
>>51448167
Those eyes look so tormented. So tired of this charade we call life. Focusing on nothing in particular; somehow living in a gray inbetween that no one else can recognize. He knows if he ends it all nothing will change.
>not eating clean
why tho
does fitbit work or is it all just a scam.
>>51448329
distance is GOAT
I used to really hate it but since I got into the swing of it a few years ago it's been my primary form of exercise
>>51448358
I walked corners and ran the straightaways
My stamina is garbage though. Tried to start jogging laps around my campus but I felt like puking after just 1 lap
>>51448364
lel fag
Got my first haircut in 5mo
>>51448385
It's great for cardio and overall health
If you're interested in it just take it slow. Look up couch to 5k for a good basic startup to distance running.
>>51448382
>fitbit
Sounds like a fancy, gimmicky gadget.
bit pointless desu
>>51448359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4iZWWGqjsc
>>51448418
I really need to cut my hair
it's curly as fuck and I look like a crack addict when it gets even a little long
>>51448418
I hope you braided it and gave it to Locks of Love
>>51448336
its ok anon at least you can say you haven't destroyed your body before 20
>use fingers to reach a prostate orgasm
>lie down and feel guilty
>>51448451
What did you think about
>>51448443
Hahaha, yeah...
>>51448451
you aren't a true pervert until you enjoy the guilt
>>51448451
I don't know why
>>51448451
Fag
>>51448488
why? You've never won a single game
>>51448509
not true :^)
>>51448451
>not having transcended any and all forms of guilt
Pathetic.
>>51448451
I kind of want to try this but I am so scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
This is honest to god not a terrible song
>>51448488
I'd sink your battleship anyday
>>51448451
Kill yourself
>>51448567
You saucy fuck
>>51448521
of what
>>51448525
Fucks sake
>>51448499
nothing gay about masturbation
>>51448560
That day was amazing. Ausmoot, you will never be forgotten.
>>51448598
that I will like it or that it may hurt
>>51448638
your finger's gonna smell like poop :^)
>>51448346
My fastest was 6:20
>>51448525
Is that guy wearing underwear on his head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXm3E-ODBa0
>>51448675
Didn't watch the new Terminator movies.
How bad was it?
>>51448638
Read the bible anon
>>51448638
I can help you out if you want
>>51448592
Wh-what would you do to me anon-kun?
>>51448720
Fuck off
>>51448725
Beat you in every single board game you own
>>51448755
Even Stratego?
>>51448451
>Younger me
>Living at home cause I'm in high school
>Get really into tieing up my dick with a hairband I found in the bathroom
>I know it's my little sister's so I make sure she doesn't wear it by keeping it hidden on my desk
>One day she says she wants some gum and asks if I have any
>Shuffle around some papers on my desk and hairband falls out
>She notices it and picks it up
>I can't say "lol ooh I use that to jerk off with" so I play it off like it's her fault and say "why do I always find your shit on my desk"
>She fucking puts it on and wears it for the rest of the day
>Probably still has it somewhere around even to this day, my only hope is she gave it to one of her jackshit friends
You don't know the meaning of feeling guilty
>>51448743
I'd be more than willing to help you too~
>>51448790
Go read the bible cunt
>>51448768
Especially Stratego
>>51448779
Yes I'd hit you with the boardwalk strategy and you'd die
>>51448525
10/10
would shit in streets again.
>>51448778
anon thats all your fault you should have just admitted what you were doing
>>51448809
B-but I would get all the orange properties and railroads and you wouldn't be able to beat me then.
>>51448809
That's pretty much impossible
I'm GOAT at stratego
>>51448822
This
>>51448800
>Reading a book with so many fucking plot holes and contradictions
The author was either high the entire time or retarded
>>51448860
The Bible wasn't written by one person you retard
>tfw no more walnuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs
>you will never work on a beautiful farm in Saskatchewan
why live?
>>51448860
Let me guess. You can't tell the difference between the old and new testament?
>>51448879
I'll get you some more if you want :3
did it get really shitpost-y in here?
If you actually sit down and read the book of revelations, its the craziest shit you will ever read
>>51448879
truly these are dark times
>>51448892
Apparently this was filmed in Alberta, my bad senpai
>>51448860
t. man who has never held a bible in his life
>>51448900
pls
could a light sabre cut through superman????
>>51448877
>>51448897
You bit the bait surprisingly fast
And I do know the difference between the two. The Old Testament tells you to kill people.
>>51448860
Hello reddit
>>51448909
lel. It was actually a coded message about emporer Nero.
>>51448933
superman is indestructable, you double dummy
he flew right through the sun
>>51448930
Shelled or un-shelled?
>>51448954
Gonna need some proofs lad
>>51448933
Nah
>>51448900
Turbolewd
Settle down
>>51448897
>>51448897
>>51448926
>>51448939
Have y'all even read every single book in the Bible?
>>51448988
Fuck off hick
>>51449016
>this backwards logic
>>51448974
>shelled walnuts
>>51448988
Yes, but that was when I was still in middle and high school.
WEW. This thread got real weird real quick. :^)
>>51449031
>ywn be tom brady
>>51449053
When will the Allies be brought to justice for their crimes against the German and Japanese people?
>>51449026
y'all isn't a word
you're a southerner, your opinion is worthless
>>51449031
oh hey tom :^)
>>51449053
Walnuts and the bible
Better than anime
>>51449055
the worst feel
>>51449078
The winners right history desu senpai
In this case, they say they did nothing wrong, and so it is so.
>>51449080
What's this guy in for?
>>51449080
delet this
>>51449079
>saying you guys or any other variant that isn't a contraction
kek
>>51448906
its always shitposty anon
>>51449102
good game, brady kun
Had a date with a qt and it went quite well
>>51449153
fuck off
>>51449153
that's nice senpai.
where'd you take her?
>>51449153
NORMIE LEAVE
>>51449078
Never.
>>51449153
PUT THE DICK IN HER PUHH
>>51449153
Can't you post about this on normiebook?
>Bradyfags btfo
It was a good day 2bh
>>51449153
Word?
cool m8 glad to hear it
>>51449172
local hipster shit restaraunt/bar and then went for a night walk in a closed park. Already scheduled another date
>>51449193
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/29/9817114/rob-gronkowski-injury-broncos-patriots
>>51449193
I always celebrate a brady loss. Especially seeing the perfect season fantasy get broken by a backup QB.
>>51449235
Sounds nice
best of luck senpai!
>>51449153
good job anon im proud of you
>all these Illinois flags out of nowhere
Is someone going to make a thread or are we going to post until 500 tonight
>>51449272
They've been here the entire time, they were just using proxies and pretending to be other people.
>>51449272
its an epic IRC raid
>>51449286
Should I?
>>51449272
desu I'm pretending to be Illinois
>>51449239
I'm a skins fan buddy, I just hate bandwagoning pats fans and hope their team loses
>>51449301
go ahead, Im about out of original pictures to use
>>51449286
we're still on page 1 dingus
>>51449288
>being this paranoid
>>51449272
Sup
Hows it going /cum/
>>51449321
sup dude
>>51449246
Yea and the Skins beat the Giants today
I'm happy with the day
>>51449310
I hate the pats, but I am a Brady fanboy, tBh.
feel conflicted about tonight.
comfy game
>>51449321
>>51449292
I don't actually live in Illinois. I am just pretending like everyone else.
>>51449310
>i'm a skins fan
>>51449331
I don't do it for free.
In fact, half of my posts here are done while I'm on the clock.
>>51449321
idk.
>mfw I know literally nothing about sports and just root for whoever is predicted to win
>>51449342
is that exiled or whatever
>>51449351
>he didn't like his team 10 years ago
Not a real fan 2bh m8
>>51449341
I'm in a similar situation. I respect Brady and his accomplishments. I hate the patriots as a team and their fanbase.
