Friendship edition
All flags welcomed
>tfw tripping balls with dex
its great
>tfw no gf
>It's 1:30 and I have work in the morning but I cant get to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq49fdsKmv0
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>51449377
MXE is better. I miss it a lot desu, RIP. Maybe Indians can start making it now that the Chinese can't do it anymore.
>>51449411
GABAGOOOOO
Post your groove.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5RjTu7l3zs
>>51449411
you're late
lol cum
>>51449374
Banished.
It's bretty good
>>51449414
>>51449377
>druggies.
>>51449377
I used to steal bottles of robitussin from Walmart and chug them in the parking lot before I got to the car tbqh
MXE really is just better
Holy shit am I glad I have good insurance.
I got circumcised recently because my fiancee wanted me to and my insurance pretty much paid for all of it.
How are all of you guys doing?
>>51449377
Hell yeah
What are you listening to?
>>51449435
4 u
I go get ready to sleep and im wide awake, I come back here and im suddenly really sleepy.
>>51449432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj-FqXYREKM
>>51449441
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>51449453
>got circumcised recently because my fiancee wanted me to
jesus fucking christ
>>51449441
lel
>>51449453
You kekbag
![return_of_420_chan_aka_tcc_tan_by_vanessie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TBmffyu.jpg "return_of_420_chan_aka_tcc_tan_by_vanessie[1].jpg")
>>51449447
its fun
>>51449453
Pls be bait
>>51449432
Reposting because nobody else is funky fresh enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW-uwNivPvw
>>51449453
Do people really fall for the 'my girlfriend is on vacation, what game should I play' or 'I have to watch my girlfriend's kid what movie should I watch' threads? Have you not seen them hundreds of times already?
>>51449411
I don't know why this made me kek as much as it did.
>>51449488
I'm p str8 edge senpai
I don't believe you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEO3kmUElo0
>>51449432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNUk84a_O4&
>>51449377
Seriously bad for your brain but definitely fun. Haven't done it since high-school but the last time I did it I felt cloudy for 3 days after it and haven't touched it since.
>>51449458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vme0O5kJgFs
this just stared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G-9YIuxl5w
First for prostate exploration.
>>51449377
DPH is superior
>>51449536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>51449537
>first
>over 10 minutes later
Is anime and boybutt posting ruining /cum/?
>Discuss
>>51449536
Oh my god El Sondito would probably sound amazing high
I'll get on that
>>51449561
no thanks
>>51449580
It ruins every thread, not just this one
>>51449569
>>51449588
>el sonidito
holy shit i still cannot grasp the fact that it exist
>let me bang the same note several times
>yes compa!
Caught a mouse today /cum/dumps, mfer won't bother me ever again.
>>51449493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQFwZrOgkE
You guys ever had a mechanic quit on you?
My buddy just did and I think it's pretty funny because I've been 100% it's injector seals since it started leaning out and everything else looked fine, but he won't just fucking change them.
>tfw no gf
At least Ill get dubs right?
>>51449498
guy that "fell" for it.
desu, even my dick doctor said this is a common thing.
so that's why I believed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGzY-ihqWc
>all flags welcomed
>same posters as always
>>51449629
ITS SO GOOD
>>51449680
probably never lad, hope for the best and expect the worst
>>51449680
lel faggot
>>51449680
welp
>tfw you will never be an american citizen
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
>>51449720
If you're attractive you can marry me desu
I love the Australian accent
>>51449729
gnight canadia
>>51449720
fuck off, we're full senpai.
>>51449536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8
>>51449729
sleep tight maplenigger
>>51449729
nighto
Really need to go to BEEEEEEEEED
>>51449729
love you too!
>>51449743
>>51449729
Sleep tight.
>>51449729
and we love you too
>>51449720
I love you my koala friend
Why do you want to be an American citizen though?
>>51449720
im sure you can marry into it, my sister is dating an australian
>>51449790
Traitor.
>>51449790
>my sister is dating an australian
lucky
>tfw your little sister is literally tumblr incarnate
>>51449817
>tfw youngest of my family
>>51449799
>>51449811
>>51449817
G-guys, why the hate? My wife is an Aussie.
>>51449790
ok
how to get american gf?
>>51449788
grass is greener etc
I'm an ameriboo
>>51449817
Disgusting
How old?
>>51449817
You should probably lock her and your family in a closet and set the house on fire then kill yourself
>>51449817
My little sister is an emo kid
Not sure how to feel about it, but if she brings home one more older motherfucker he's going down the damn stairs and I'm goin to jail for a probation violation and assault with a deadly weapon
>>51449817
My little sister is cute and I love her. She's like a younger cuter female version of me
Mexibros post more latin music. Buenas ondas.
>>51449842
You have an Australian accent. My next tip would be to not be fat. Other than that you're golden m8.
cum lol
>>51449848
lol do this but metaphysically
>>51449858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBskHXyrJ8
>>51449869
thought we taught you motherfuckers how to burn your whore mouths shut
>>51449869
You should just set the fire, then lock yourself in the closet with them
>>51449842
The grass doesn't get greener than Australia
To me it seems like 40 foot spiders, beaches and awesome accents
I dunno I guess I'm an Australiboo
>>51449881
How long has she been like this?
My brother is 16 and was dating a girl who slowly got more and more into Tumblr until she broke up with him for a FTM tranny and came out to him as polyamorous and demisexual
Wish we would just get nuked already desu
>>51449875
I already did the thing
>>51449890
>>51449897
Stop replying to CIA
>>51449411
This is pretty funny because sometimes it's real
![To.Shoot.without.Shooting.1988.DVDRip-ATHEiST.mkv_snapshot_02.33_[2015.11.30_00.51.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CfJOK0h.jpg "To.Shoot.without.Shooting.1988.DVDRip-ATHEiST.mkv_snapshot_02.33_[2015.11.30_00.51.17].jpg")
What a movie
>>51449903
One year. I don't know how colleges manage to brainwash so many people. She even changed her major to sociology.
>>51449842
come to america, im sure girls would ogle over your accent and just find a desperete qt that wants something different
>>51449913
oh ok :-(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWo2EiQD8U4
>>51449924
Honestly this is kind of a meme list, but I'd stay away from any girls who have been to university desu
>>51449869
Did this happen to you or something?
>>51449904
>"lost"
>>51449938
>twerking
>feeling the need to prove anything to black people
sad
>>51449938
Degenerate primitive whore dance.
>>51449952
>single moms
This isn't true fuck what Arcanine says.
>replying to LMM and CIA shitposting
>>51449978
Arcanine was the GOAT pokemon. Fuck you nigga.
>>51449978
None of it is true.
>>51449996
Retards don't know any better.
>>51450010
Typhlosion is OBJECTIVELY best 'mon
>>51449989
>he's still not aware his country experienced an eradication and not a traditional war
Still causing problems today, that damn USA
>>51450033
nidoqueen is best bruh
>>51450033
>>51450010
Blaziken. Shut your mouths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jNAYYq3pJE
>>51449938
Hot. Love girls acting slutty
>>51450017
>none of it
I'd say 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,13,16,17,18,23,26,28 are all valid ones
http://www.westernjournalism.com/obama-just-sent-major-threat-to-every-us-state-that-wont-take-syrian-refugees/
federal-state civil war when?
>>51450036
quit replying to the cia you dumbshit
>>51450062
literally the 3rd best fire type
Typhlosion>charizard>fire chicken
>>51449996
Who?
>>51450057
>>51450062
Swellow is easily the best pokemon, retards
>>51450079
cia can suck my fat wang
>>51450057
>best
>boring as fuck normal type
>inferior in every way to nidoking
>not even as motherly as kangashan
YGSIU
>>51450079
Why would the CIA still be in vietnam?
>>51450127
Suck my fat wang
>>51450108
>ever evolving tailow
>>51450127
It's where his plane was crashed.
>>51450063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OsTjxOzrCk
>>51450117
yo kangaskhan is pretty fucking rad but nidoqueen is my shit. nidoking is a purple queer
>>51450127
>implying there isn't at least 1 CIA agent embedded in every country around the world.
>>51450063
Choon desu
GOOD NIGHHT
GOOD NIGHT TEXAS
GOOD NIGHT CALI
GOOD NIGHT WASHINGTON
GOOD NIGHT CONNETICUT
GOOD NIGHT OHIO
GOOD NIGHT OKLAHOMA
GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK
GOOD NIGHT TLAXCALA
GOOD NIGHT NORTH CAROLINA
GOOD NIGHT MINNESOTA
GOOD NIGHT ONTARIO
GOOD NIGHT BRITISH COLOMBIA
GOOD NIGHT ALBERTA
GOOD NIGHT QUEBEC
GOOD NIGHT DF
GOOD NIGHT CHIHUAHUA
GOOD NIGHT
>>51450211
NOTICE ME
>>51450211
gnight, amigo
>>51450211
GOOD NIGHT
-Virginia
>>51450211
GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND
ROCK ON
>>51450211
zzz nite dude
BUT MOST IMPORTANT
GOOD NIGHT VIRGINIA
>>51450211
I get to stay up woo!
>>51450237
Oh I spoke too soon.
hi guys
>>51450237
Good night friend
>>51450211
Goodnight
~Wisconsin
>>51450237
Night buddy
>>51450211
Good night, anon.
>>51450268
Good night lads
>>51450268
hi anon
![To.Shoot.without.Shooting.1988.DVDRip-ATHEiST.mkv_snapshot_07.36_[2015.11.30_01.05.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9CbRUOR.jpg "To.Shoot.without.Shooting.1988.DVDRip-ATHEiST.mkv_snapshot_07.36_[2015.11.30_01.05.04].jpg")
HNNNNNNNNNG
>>51450211
goodnight
>>51450292
What the fuck is going on in this picture
>>51450268
Hello, anon.
>>51450293
Good night.
>>51450293
Night friend. Have a good one.
>>51450167
>>51450206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4iEe3CpBh4
>>51450319
She's a Dullahan.
>>51450342
she's cute is what she is
>>51450342
Oh like in Durarara
Yeah
>>51450291
>>51450292
>>51450297
>>51450320
luv u
>>51450342
I watched Durarara, is there any other amines with Dullahans?
>>51450342
comfy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUjGFByNb-U
I wrapped everything below my waist in a big blanket yet I am still cold
>>51450422
>state flag is california
Nigger...
>>51450422
Wrap up everything else except your head, silly!
>>51450399
I wish I had one of those blorb guys from Dragon Quest
That's from Dragon Quest right?
>>51450380
Monitoring that thread on jayp desu
>>51450411
She's from a video game called Touhou. I don't know senpai, sorry
>>51450211
>tfw senpai noticed me
>>51450439
fug you, its cold
>>51450342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Df-_YV7aRQ
>>51450452
ur my blob
>>51450467
Stop posting
I guess I need some sleep for class today.
Night guys, love (most of) you.
>>51450467
suck it up dude
>>51450488
You're my blorg
Night lads. I leave you a cute cat picture to fawn over ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fRy346838
tfw only know a little jap rock and what I know is based on what I heard from fullmetal alchemist
>Kobe announced his retirement
Goodnight sweet prince ;_;
I slept under three blankets last night. I wasn't cold but it seemed like it would be comfy.
It was.
>>51450458
whats a jayp
>>51450522
could be worse desu
some of the stuff from FMA was alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjkweY8hHo
>>51450531
>>51450522
My favorite J-Rock band is FLOW
WE ARE
FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>51450524
fuck the lakers
every single last one of em
except magic and Kareem
>>51450547
this one was pretty nice
>>51450524
Legend.
>>51450467
>>51450506
>>51450563
I don't like 'em either. But you have to give credit where credit is due.
Kobe was elite.
>>51450522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBr8S7CgC8c
Watch Last Exile
>>51450559
can't remember the name but they did a pretty catchy song as the opening for Eureka seven. I could probably look it up but I'm super lazy
>all the people on /sp/ accusing the NFL of rigging the game to get back at Brady for deflate gate
>>51450635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTkN6td7dTA
This?
I know y'all not posting during real nigga hours without hitting that motherfuckin' like button.
>>51450697
WHO
UP
>>51450663
nvm, it isn't.
>>51450559
I've been meaning to listen to them but haven't gotten around to it
I like this song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8u_r7xIKz8
Daily reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XULnc3b8Dfg
anyone got some good cyber monday deals?
>>51450719
>>51450663
Yeah that was one of the endings. It's been so long since I've seen eureka 7, I found it though
>>51450725
who bleeps and bloops here? who goes to clubs here ? Post some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPQyGoWmJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJfOjOIpikM
>>51450734
Not that I can think of.
I don't need anything, so I haven't looked much.
>>51450715
>>51450697
SMASH THAT SHIT!!!!!
>>51450785
it's OK if you're on ecstasy I guess
>anime
dropping forever
>>51450817
being drunk is usually enough for me.
when did we start memeing SMASH THAT LIKE, I feel like recently
>>51450839
Real nigga hours has been around for weeks, if not MONTHS, senpai
>>51450820
>not being a real man and choosing when it's the right time for you to have sex in your relationship
>not having real love for a women enough to do this
>being a muh dick nigger
>>51450867
How many months, like 6? I can't really place when I started to see it, it was just there
>>51450839
Beginning of the year?
>>51450839
A while ago. It appeared one thread like the angel of memes.
>>51450820
pretty slutty to just do a girl who asks you if you want to
Alri lads
>parents always asking when im getting a gf
gee, dont know. I dont know anyone but my loser childhood friend and he sure as fuck knows no girls. I work and come home. just let me pop on down to the gf shop inbetween and ill see what I can do
>>51450867
>>51450887
Actually over a year now.
>>51450916
Alri Nige?
>>51450915
in the context of that show if I remember right thats MC's girlfriend.
>>51450934
>tfw my parents stopped asking me and just assume I'm gay
>>51450935
I dont think /cum/s been around for a year yet
>>51450935
I have browsed cum for a year and a half. real nigga hours meme is 3 months old at most
>>51450935
thanks meme historian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwBLXuAWX4
>>51450963
Yeah lad, top. Yourself?
>>51450973
Haha epic meme CIA xD
>>51450981
It was started last December, I think.
>>51450999
Top.
>>51450999
I believe you owe something
>>51449561
DPH is only good at 125mg because of the comfy and tingling feeling it gives you.
>>51450981
>>51450982
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/real-nigga-hours
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real%20nigga%20hours
>>51450983
No problem, just doing my job.
>>51451031
Good to hear
>>51451035
"no"
>>51451038
BTFOing jotolisco
>>51451043
I think he meant on /cum/, not irl
The NFL is rigged senpai
who else about to 420 blaze it right now?
>>51451036
You ever do 800mg? Do not want zone is noice
>>51451101
>patsfags still in damage control hours later
>>51450916
Alri m80
>>51451101
Cowboys lose again?
>>51451101
I'm in the afterglow of some premiere LSD chocolate my pals gave me
Stay high my du
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
>>51451101
>>51450646
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51451145
what the fuck mang I haven't heard this in years
>>51451125
>racist?
>>51451123
>>51451148
I'm just upset that the refs robbed me of a memorable game desu.
The only thing anybody will remember this game for now is Gronk getting injured and the refs putting money on the broncos
>>51451145
oh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4
>>51451145
YOOOOO what
What? Throwback.
>>51451225
>mfw haven't heard anything about Akon since he threw that kid off of a stage
>>51451178
YOO KIP AMIRITE?!?!?
*audience cries with laughter*
>there's only one more month in 2015
>>51451268
Really looking forward to this cunt eventually coming here.
>>51451279
thank god
2015 has been horrible
>>51451279
This has been the best year ever.
>>51451279
One less month until president Trump.
>>51451279
>birthday is in 4 months
>I'll be 23
>>51451286
American audiences will tear him to pieces if he brings this lefty bollocks with him t.b.h
>>51451225
Anon, pls don't listen to garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Asa3IavHsc
>>51451296
my father died this year
>>51451305
I was young
foolish
>>51451305
>white girl with dreads
>>51451279
class of 2016 desu
>>51451305
are you a girl or a transexual?
ha, even my roommate went to put on more layers
it IS cold
>>51451341
ey nigga I'm leaving my safe confines of NOVA to come to richmond next month. Can you tell me where this is so I can avoid it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBzCKGp3UNU
>>51451309
I'm real sorry for you man that's terrible
How have you been?
